I Built a SECRET Restaurant on Noob1234's Minecraft World!

mr noob today we are building a secret restaurant on noob 1234's minecraft planet how are we going to get there this handsome gentleman is going to give us rocket fuel and we shall deposit that fuel into this which will then spawn us a rocket to get onto new one two three fours planets so now there's also other noobs on the planet fun fact and we have to sneak past security if we're gonna get on it this rocket is definitely elon musk approved as you can tell all right beautiful people here we go three two one please leave a like down below on this video and subscribe if you have not already oh my goodness gracious we have landed on the new planet it seems like we don't need to have an oxygen helmet because we can survive oh no beautiful people hold on in the distance i see two noob guards we can do this oh my god dude those are definitely noob guards if i've ever seen a noob guard all right listen don't worry though okay listen listen to me we are going to distract them using the rocket ship oh i hope this works come on yes yes okay they're going for the rocket ship oh my gosh they're actually oh they're dude i love noobs they're so easy i mean compared to your average security guard these guys are way easier to sneak past all right what it is we got a bunch of oh we got a bunch of vines some water buck okay we got a lot of why do we have so many water buckets dude oh come on come on finally yes would you look at that the guards are still looking at the rocket ship oh my god look at this look at this face hold on hold on we have two noobs what are they doing okay they're talking about dirt buckets what are they how are they so fast are those the fastest noobs i've ever seen in my entire oh this is what we need okay dude we can become the richest player on the noob server if we get enough dirt coins which of course noobs cannot defeat the giant dirt monster but let me tell you something about me i can do it i don't know what this is but dad gum and i'm going in anyways all right so listen if you have made it this far in the video you deserve a cookie you're beautiful and you should stay that way oh my oh oh dear goodness oh that is big wow yeah okay now i see why the other noobs have yet to be able to slay this uh but yo this guy is freaking massive we building a diamond shovel oh what is that oh what kind of attack oh whoa whoa whoa okay this dirt monster is not playing around take it yeah oh he's getting smaller wait every time we smack him he's getting like a little oh no no no no no get him oh he does a lot of attack damage all right we're doing fine oh we're one shot i repeat ladies and gentlemen we are one shot look how tiny this thing is getting though every time you attack it it gets a little bit smaller oh my god too hard too hard come on what's happening what is this always these are the dirt coins wait a second yo oh my gosh why is making money in real life not this easy then again i don't know if i want to put my my life at risk just for a couple of dirt coins look at these oh my gosh now what is this cue the epic and possible mission impossible music do you want to get a copyright strike for doing this dude i love parkour man i know the viewers don't love it as much as me that was sad face that was a lot of parkour but we are back into the noob planet city village thing why do we have to get dirt coins because if we're gonna build a restaurant we're gonna need some of that cheddar or in this case dirt oh my god how am i supposed to take this guy seriously it looks like the voice got it like this he looks like the kind of guy to play fortnite for 72 hours in a day and there's only 24 hours hey you specific what do you call me i make stuff by myself wanna buy sure you seem kind of sketchy to be honest but i don't really have anybody else on this planet i can trust dirt bot v2 new and improved dirt bot from a guy waiting for a bus wait is this a bus stop i didn't even realize that okay i would give you this um okay all right um so i think i have been his first customer i don't know if i'm going to regret this let's see what this thing can do can you build me a restaurant what hey what are you bro dude dude listen here buddy you just broke my robot and i'm not too happy about it how could you do this god he was so young guys if you could please hit that red subscribe button that i was just i was so uncalled for you uncultured swine what am i gonna do now why didn't even punch it he said robots don't fly bad robot and he's you bad noob okay what do i do you might be able to find another dirt bot cpu in noobs castle oh dear lord but then i have to go into the noob's castle yeah okay listen i've played a lot of minecraft so listen we have three minutes to find this new dirt bot cpu in noobs castle or we're gonna get caught i don't know about y'all but i'm planning on getting caught okay also i've been playing minecraft for an insanely long time and i've never seen a ladder cannon until today some of the things that noobs come up with is actually quite creative and inventive i literally would this thing oh my gosh this is actually the world's most overpowered item look at this it's got like an infinite amount of uses too oh okay hold on hold on switch it up the ladder nice big moves okay what are we gonna do here yes oh dude ladder cannons need to be a staple for every minecraft video going on like dude this is insane oh i think i went too far hold on hold on oh yep okay oh we're in the castle all right we've got a minute and a half to find this i think we can do this all right i need you all to charge me up by leaving a like down below and hitting that subscribe button because you know if you subscribed in the first hour of a new video coming out on the channel you got a chance to have your comments shouted out on my forehead yeah also i'm pretty sure we just found yep pretty sure this is the computer chip that we needed for the dirt but baby okay here we go oh man i really hope this works is the security guard gone okay thank goodness gracious he is gone yes dirtbot welcome greetings human i am dirt potv2 would you like me to build a restaurant that fits your aesthetic yes yes i would all right let's see what this bad boy can do listen don't underestimate technology okay come on have you ever seen something that's amazing okay please leave a fire emoji down below in the comments because this is pretty much the coolest thing i have ever seen automatically build in minecraft look at how aesthetic it is with the blocks being spat out of the dirtbot this is okay that is so freaking cool nerdbot i love you oh my god we're gonna okay excuse me what are you doing here buddy trying to cause a problem can we have a job well first of all who is we second of all i need to have a private moment with my viewers do we really want to give noobs a job at our restaurant like do we think that's the best for business i mean i don't know if we're gonna be able to sneak anybody else on the planet so we might just have to hire some noobs i'm kind of worried okay i decided to take a chance hey boss we made the food you wanted looks kind of gross what do you mean it looks gross golden okay what is gross about a golden steak emerald pizza and a diamond milkshake also what's wrong with a diamond burger tell me you wouldn't love to have some of these served to you at a restaurant i think they're crazy according to one of my employees this is noob one two three fourth restaurant on the planet i should have known by the giant noob face listen i need your help again okay oh you've got some new stuff okay what do you got okay okay 12 dirt coins for a chef's hat we got a deal listen uh yellow okay with this disguise i think we could probably full noob now i'm gonna give everybody an opportunity to take a screenshot of this put it on twitter my twitter's at preston or tag me in it on instagram prestonplays help is wanted apply inside all right just remember we just don't want to talk back to him i want to work here but i can't say anything i will take that as a yes have some have fun don't sell nothing fancy oh oh so we need to serve 18 customers fancy food eh oh you'd like some emerald pizza eli yes please take that oh you don't like it don't come back oh would you like a golden steak mr aaron also okay yeah we got a lot of ungrateful customers over here apparently they are not a big fan of the food that i've been making at my restaurant kind of offends me lowkey wait tom says this tastes great that's awful i came here for newbie food what does that mean all right noobs listen i've been cooking for a long time oh you want a golden steak that's right go ahead and leave oh would you like a golden steak too robbie oh you okay a lot of golden steak people oh would you like something there you go it's an emerald pizza oh diamond milkshake diamond burger ladies and gentlemen our job is done success people hate it here listen i know this is a cruel way of doing business but we are talking about new one two three four here okay now that the customers are gone what is he hiding upstairs what is this oh my gosh wait it's a restaurant blueprint the complete blueprint to building a noob style restaurant oh my gosh this is perfect wait a second hold on okay we cannot let the noob know that we have taken his blueprint oh no oh no he knows oh he's mad all the customers in his restaurant left he's mad we gotta find a way to get out of this is there like a back entrance mission successful snuck out up noobs restaurant well hello there dirtbot v2 greetings preston would you like me to revamp your restaurant yes using the blueprints of the noob i gave you always got to be polite even with machines okay i want to see you saying your yeses your pleas your thanks you know what i'm saying processing starting construction oh okay so oh my dude i mean i get it right like obviously we're on a planet full of noobs but it looks so good and now ah dude i mean it's kind of it looks cute i will say that it's definitely looking more noob friendly and more cute okay this might be going just a little bit too far i don't know like let me know down below in the comments would you eat here is this the new mr beast burger i don't know wonderful people we have new merchandise at firemerch.com like this hoodie or the new one two three four squishy head we also have new one two three four in a plushie and any green merchandise on firemarch.com is still 15 off so you need to get it while supplies last because it ain't gonna last long baby if we were gonna have a successful restaurant on noobs planet we need to steal his formula yeah but in order to do that i'm gonna have to sneak past these cards i mean they're noobs but oh okay one of them is leaving oh i think i can take one new guard i can do this i can do this it's just one i'm gonna take his i'm gonna take his sword hey give me the wooden sword yes oh there's no way you can beat me now i'll give you this yes oh my gosh okay we don't really look like a noob but we do have a very nice disguise coming in the future soon preston please squish it fire merch.com you cannot tell me that doesn't look amazing although it's got a block in my view no i've added another noob on to my microphone which should give me even more of a disguise oh my goodness so this is obviously the noobs castle the one that we snuck into to get the computer chip earlier uh finally a cleaning guard well i'm not no i'm not i'm not a cleaning guard you heard him noob go clean up his room i bro okay dude this is just disgraceful okay i'm a youtuber i'm a youtuber i'm not the cleaner there's nothing wrong with being the cleaner in fact i actually did that for two years and it's kind of fun all right where is this guy's room oh oh my gosh dude this is the ugliest room there are holes with lava in them you literally why do you have bats in here this room is so dirty it's just a disgrace all right now we get the cobwebs oh do we want to clean the dirt okay come on come on come on come on come on oh oh it's clean everything is clean with like five seconds to spare where is the recipe come on come on come on this is it unboxed we found it wait this isn't the recipe but this is the key to the rest it's going good oh that was really close why did you come and ask that what what what okay what about why are you hitting me what did i do my room is worse than before where are my pet bats are you gotta be kidding me okay jeez i'll leave don't be like this don't be like this ow okay fine i'll leave i don't want to clean up after you anymore anyways noob i didn't actually leave noob's castle i snuck around the back took off the security outfit and i'm waiting where does this key go dude i'm telling you it's gotta be somewhere here in the castle what the heck wait a second dude oh this is gonna be it what did i tell you listen you just gotta be patient sometimes in life for the things that you want well well well what do we have here underground sewers perhaps leading to a secret safe with a secret that baby oh question one what do i want for my birthday okay listen we gotta think like a noob what would a new one for their birthday the worst diamond item possible aka a diamond hoe let's go baby okay what does i grow in my backyard dead bushes yes who is my best friend okay i've noticed noob has been watching mr beast quite frequently and i'm wondering maybe oh this is not what i expected to happen a dirt floating elevator what is this oh my gosh dude this thing is there's all these like paintings this is wild dude get out get out wait wait wait yo oh i know what this is this is like one of the oh my gosh this is like one of those spot in the difference challenges okay what's different from all of oh well that was kind of the easiest spot the difference um i knew it that was pretty funny though i'm gonna be completely honest with you wait there's nothing yes dirt wait okay this is a big reveal guys this is the secret recipe that is apparently selling like hot cakes on this planet it's a dirt burger meat and dirt what else could you want the dead bush milkshake dead bushes and milk shook together yum and then we have the dirt sauce awful sauce made from dirt i feel like plankton in spongebob when he's just trying to steal the krabby patty formula for mr krabs all right okay noob employees we have new ingredients tell me what you think about them yeah that's right all right how are we feeling guys guys don't do already both are you ready to open okay you didn't tell me anything about the ingredients that i stole yes all right gentlemen it's going to be crazy out there do your best okay we have to we have to serve 25 customers the new food also why am i the fry cook oh no oh my gosh the customers are already coming in and they have a timer above them let's go baby okay i don't know what my employees are doing right now okay you wanna okay take one of these yep you wanna okay milkshake yep milkshake milkshake juice oddly enough some of our customers just want to eat dirt this will definitely give me diarrhea thank you what okay what are you doing all the way out of here outside okay take your dirt burger you take a dirt burger one more the final customer baby my last dead bush milkshake success 10 000 dirt coins for the best restaurant on the planet oh no boss noob is coming hide oh okay i'm going i'm going if he asks where i am don't tell him okay boys i didn't want to ever have to make this ever again in my entire life but if you combine all the ingredients i'm combining in this blender it will turn us into a noob oh goodness gracious oh is he here oh my god he's here he's here oh no this is the world's best disguise uh what seems to be the problems austin for oh my gosh i didn't even get a check i never get to speak noob he must be the one running this business get him there is only one thing to do in this situation make food that the guards like more i think i'm gonna make them honestly a diamond milkshake oh yeah try one of these what do you think wait why do they look like skeppy i made it by me how do you take one too yeah look at this i don't know why they they literally turn into skeppy it's official we have one of them it is finally official we have one of the most popular restaurants on the planet but the gourmet noob is here to taste test our food hello i'm gourmet noob not inventor noob it looks kind of similar so make me the best food you got all right chief i'm on it time to make the gourmet special we're gonna take a little bit of dirt put it in the blender get some of our dirt sauce now we're gonna take this dirt sauce put in with some bread some steak and you're gonna get the gourmet dirt burger this thing will win over anybody for sure yeah what do you think about it budster oh yeah you eat that thing pretty fast oh now you're thirsty okay i can take care of that one too chief and now we put the dead bush in the blender we get the dead bush essence we put that in here boom get ourselves the gourmet dead bush milkshake one of a kind listen i tell you it take me 10 hours to make that enjoy the milkshake buddy i don't know why i'm from uh upstate new york all right this place is so good ladies and gentlemen we have the new but restaurant certification which means we are going to be staying open for business on noob1234's minecraft planet now that we've successfully built a restaurant on his planet what is the next thing you want to see us build let me know down below in the comments i promise it'll be a secret have a fantastic day god bless everybody take care see you all next time

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Keywords: aphmau, beckbrojack, brianna, briannaplayz, challenge, comedy, family, family friendly, funny, jelly, mcpe, minecraft, noob1234, preston, prestonplayz, unspeakable

Id: BLZGf_XK0CE

Length: 18min 53sec (1133 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 10 2021