I bought the worst squatted truck on planet earth

foreign hello guys and welcome back behind me is another abomination of mankind some things don't need to exist on Planet Earth and I'm here to take care of those things because those things are squatted trucks [Applause] so behind me we have the latest addition to our Squad Fleet of squatted trucks um Quality um quality a lineup of quality vehicles [Music] people that don't marry their cousins made by people that marry their cousins I haven't looked at this thing yet closely at all I haven't seen purposely I avoid these every time I get one of these I avoid looking at it because I don't want I want I want to save that initial genuine reaction so today I'm going to turn around and you're gonna get a genuine reaction to this brand new vehicle that I bought now I got this thing for how much was it uh like 98 9800 which I feel is decent it's it's like 9 799 overpriced but it's decent they're gonna be here in two hours to pick this thing up to take it to a very special location what that location might be I don't know I don't know where it's going it's going somewhere special along with the other one that's already there why do we need thousands of jars yeah I don't know it's so weird like jars have been showing up for like the last three weeks I don't even know what what all these are for I think we're ready from what I hear this truck has furry doors you ready yeah oh yeah are you ready what even is that he's mad whoa whoa stop Cody stop coming down three three okay so um here's our new squatted truck this thing has furry doors that's all that matters it has fur on the doors there's furry doors now you can see it's wet fur like it's gonna smell like a wet dog but as you can see there's fur on the doors don't look in here don't look in here yet but as you can see there's fur on the doors for like dog fur like from an animal like that could be his grandma's too though be careful not oh happy looking yeah yeah so right on the door oh he's spray painted his panels too just like everyone oh my God but it's like look the fur stuck to the paint the fur is stuck to the paint ah my Knuckles and then he painted black oh he has panties no don't don't don't show him that yet but yeah there's fur on the doors immediately that was right I'm like get it he's like do you want this one there's fur on the door so I was like get it like that's not a very common thing on Silverados if you may have noticed if you had a Silverado before there probably wasn't for on the doors especially like two inch long for but anyways just refer on the doors that's it right there shouldn't be anyone else like anyone else no nothing else is wrong with the truck like with chromosomes or anything um well if you take a look here we have our beautiful selection of of um what is this what is going on dude there's like 120 air fresheners like what are these called again little trees little trees yeah he's got a little Forest growing on his little Dash dude like like what the hell dude like oh he's got him tied in the little brain wow he's got come on get it get him closer on this like not too close look at age elite car wash he washed it even he washed it to wash the chromosomes off the paint but look we have black ice we have Blackberry Coke we have what's this one no scent on that one true north oh chromosome plus um STD Bonus Pack cherry blossom honey my cousin's my brother um Dad please no hold up um my girlfriend is my no it's a caravement Caribbean colada um I take it uh no we're not gonna say um Jasmine the Alabama special what's going on here oh yeah um what the hey open some rear doors for some light oh at least this one left the subs oh every every other truck every other truck that we buy they they like to gut it like pull everything out we'll cut this guy deal wait I told him not to clean the inside didn't I yeah you told him to leave it how it was okay I was gonna say if he cleaned it we're not gonna we're gonna post this video but I told him not to clean it so we're gonna have to post it ah it's hot as you can see here we have a beautiful plush steering wheel made out of the skins of a thousand cousins [ __ ] rabbit for we've got a light to amplify the beauty of this masterpiece now as you can see only some bags of Crown Royal protecting the visors now I have I do have respect this one at least has visors and that's a bonus compared to the 38 000 truck that didn't have visors that I got oh you're careful with those that's jasmines uh the last truck had some dice on it this one has dice as well oh my God uh I should tell you this is not we didn't touch this this is Factory this is how it came I don't know who did this but the previous owner probably yeah that's a pair of hannies there's a pair of panties hanging from the you know what he told me about that what do you say that uh his dad his ex-girlfriend's dad like to watch your videos and hope that he's seen her panties hanging in the rearview mirror legit yeah that's what he said like seriously that's disgusting you're not joking no it's in the video she said to sniff him from the interview oh my gosh what state did this come from again no no there's South Carolina this South Carolina yeah oh it makes sense because they're illegal there now so he's trying to get rid of it yeah uh we have a nice Z71 decal on this sunglass can someone give me a sledgehammer please I mean there are females on the decals um so I do have respect it's not like dudes there's not dudes stickers stickers of dudes naked dudes on the windshield dude what the [ __ ] what dude why does he have a flap over his radio there's a flap he has a flap all over his radio he has a radio flap dude let's see what's in the sunglass okay he's here nothing yeah just screwed on um but anyways oh oh my God a bunch of Vapes I never would have guessed that the owner of this truck Vaped because you guess I would not have guessed that no that's like insane um [Music] [Music] what the ew there's like a rotten drink pouring out of it my hand my skin is burning why is my skin burning dude what is what is this is it it's a scrunchie some sort of scrunchie ah what happened to this mask oh it's wet hanger symbol here now if you want to know what that means basically whenever they see another one of their homeboys driving another cousin mobile they do how many fingers that's something they do this what does this actually mean though four chromosomes left yeah I don't know I went to high schools four cell four brain cells left I don't know fourth grade it's wearing off on me did I just do a weird facial expression we have the old uh Dash carpet going on that has nothing ew what the what is that it has not been cleaned on during the last century there's like dandruff on the skin cells some earplugs do you think you wear earplugs driving this I bet he did dude if this thing starts I do give it durability cred after that little fire I don't know I mean it got wet and some fire let's hear it I know it's gonna start I bet it'll start what's going on honey we got a rabbit with some uh some Stars and his his eyeball is all like rotten away oh [Music] [Music] the block don't let me hit anything important he still has to make it to where we're going this one's actually way louder than others how much you want a bet I can throw a squad a truck over that mountain so let's see I'll give this set a timer set a timer set a timer for 10 minutes and if it I don't know I'm just gonna drive for 10 minutes really hard foreign [Music] foreign yes [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign vice grips legit painful like little blood dude do what little like blood in my ears what are you doing in the mud what oh good one oh it looks like your balls fell foreign they put a white one in so I just started have time left yeah how long wait a minute I have 20 seconds left I have 20 seconds 20 seconds 19 18. let me drive the boat what's he doing Kodak Black Kodiak black that's Kodiak that about sums it up it's not even four wheel drive it's a two-legged dog this anti-cancer sticker but I don't know why the truck still exists in that case oh they're neph's son like that's an Epson was that like a mix between a nephew and a son yeah like a cousin mom yeah a brother father or step wife what's the opposite of a nephew a sister like a sister mom yeah [Music] my leg is caught between the door and the seat open the door I pinch my leg right here dude foreign no it didn't pop out it came like that dumbass dude it came like they all do they all come like that they all have like some washer holding the entire front end in yes it's missing a lug nut oh look oh dude that is so glorious look at these exhaust tips they're literally welded onto other exhaust tips look they're welded and clamped on he tried to clamp but it didn't the clamp didn't squeeze the six inch tip down to a two inch tip so he had to weld him there's wheel lights those wheel lights are gorgeous I love nothing more than seeing a truck going down the road with four chromosome lights just blinking like like a learning everyone else it's like a s where they call escort like a oversized load like an undersized load coming through yeah no supposedly in the squatted Truck World the tennis balls is how many girls you've been with now as you can see three of those I don't know what the separation here is for but I'm assuming three of those weren't 100 female Stunna Empire another Stunna Empire creation beautiful work they do um we're stunned everyone is stunned and we should be here to load this thing up soon to go off to its new home I'm at new homes thousands of homes it's gonna go off to thousands of homes soon but um yes I do think I think before it gets before it goes off to its new homes we should save some souvenirs to keep if you have a squatted truck I'll buy it um I'm not paying what you ask and I'm not paying over MSRP whatever that is um but I will buy it um I'll offer I'll make you an offer don't turn me down this is the only offer you're ever gonna get for it unless it's another Alabama dude but those are going to be illegal there soon as well I already have North Carolina checked off the list so I have 49 more states to go um these reviews are getting shorter because you guys already kind of know what to expect but if we find anything unique or new we'll be sure to tell you hey how's it going I'm all right hey can you hear me um so this uh front man door this is the or the one under the porch uh we drove a truck through it so we're gonna need a new one um yeah it didn't really fit but the I think the frame is fine we'll just need a new door whatever you can get to whatever it was last time it's fine uh the trim's correct probably the door and the trim would be good okay foreign

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Length: 17min 42sec (1062 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 26 2021