I Bought a 4x4 Lincoln and Blew it up

have you ever been scrolling through facebook marketplace and found something absolutely ridiculous and you're like what kind of idiot would buy something like that this idiot yeah that's me so today we show you what fifteen hundred dollars will buy you on facebook marketplace in the redneck edition it was good bad it was bad it was bad it's good [Music] it kind of seems like it might be on fire this is what happens when you look a little bit too much on facebook marketplace and you find gold i'm not sure it's gold i'm pretty sure it's not look at it it's definitely interesting this right here was dreamed up of drinking way too much bud light while having relations with your sister if your vehicle is missing one two three four four lug nuts and the other three are loose that's a good vehicle and we did a very fantastic job of looking it over and making sure it was a good one this thing is built out of pure america what the is that it wasn't it didn't pass any test but this right here this is a walk to greatness yeah the brakes don't work my head i need to work on the brakes on this thing oh my god oh on a bright side though look at the headlighter's gonna leak so uh that's the first thing we need to fix the brakes because they do not work at all like it went all the way to the forward i'm like please stop and it didn't stop but it's a perfect field vehicle is it supposed to be that way no there's not a good weld on this car i'm not even sure the factory welds are good at this point like every part of this car is welded together with car batteries it's as marvelous as this vehicle might seem from the top the bottom is not nearly as nice because here come here look at this and then they're like no no that's just not gonna work so they ground it off and weld it there and then they're like that's not gonna work so let's go ahead and put the transmission cross member in with the bolt that's not even tight and then let's let's let's talk about the transmission how well is it bolted in it's not it's not even bolted there's no bolts holding the training there is five zip ties holding the shifter cable we have changed your outfit i believe that this outfit will just allow this car to run better because while this car at one time was a show car in arkansas i mean i will give you that it's not very good it does not run it does not drive it does not stop it kind of steers and look headlights are kind of falling out the lincoln emblem has gone off on lincoln and look look see right here we got the dip stick for the transmission in the back seat where obviously it's supposed to be and uh it definitely looks like somebody had a little bit too much taco bell and decided to drive the lincoln town car now we all know lincoln town cars are luxury vehicles normally rich old men drive these to go golfing the one thing i want to know is where he was going golfing in a car like this on top of a mountain through a mud bog probably this car was a legitimate show car in arkansas this car went to shows and somehow someway the shows must have been blind because it took home trophies yeah it's time to see if we can make this thing run because currently it does not run at all guys i've cleaned out all the bud light i've checked the transmission fluid i've installed about 300 new components and let me tell you guys it don't run any better i don't know how the hell this thing works i don't think one single person that's ever worked in this car has been sober they've all been drunk everyone like look at this ground cable let's just touch instead of actually hooking it to the battery posts right here let's just put the wrong battery in it and cut the wire off and then wrap it around do you see a hole for the dipstick that's fine we'll just shove it that direction right there it's not going to get any worse than it already is trust me all right guys i have literally spent ages trying to make this car run it set off a car arm all right let's try that again this thing smokes worse than the smoke sting and this is gasoline like look at this damn it's smoking a lot hold on i gotta find this is our new brake fluid cab don't tell anybody god come on this right here the brakes don't work either okay let's go ahead and check on our fuel system oh my god dude our fuel system got all jacked up there we go let's get that back in there right this is a return line it might be is that a gas now we got a little bit left okay we're good okay is the wire still hooked up okay yeah i bought this as an on runner and uh i worked on it for literally two weeks to make it this nice it's very nice that's a vent hose in case you guys didn't know okay let's see if the fuel pump's working look at this luxurious interior somebody saw the radio but that's okay look at all these buttons now i think we got it fixed we poured a little bit of bud light into the fuel tank and now let's see if it'll start come on baby what's up come on oh the trunks got to be open we wired the fuel pump to the truck trunk like i did that earlier i'm like every time the truck opened so the car will only run with the trunk open that's right that's that's fine watch this the trunks now open because don't worry about our wiring job oh my that's a mighty nice smoke screen we have there this thing is practically driven by james bond the trunks not open that's a spoiler now oh is it all boxed all right let's move to the excess radio in the back there it goes look at the smoke come on baby drive come on this is now this is luxury oh my god this thing drives good that's true now the truck well you know what's happening is the wind is pushing the trunk down well i think we might have to find a better fuel pump relay what do you think it is hooked up the new fuel cell is rocking and rolling the return line is installed the wires are running now to the jump box and if you listen right here's the ground wire touch it we've got a fuel pump so i'm just going to take and hook this to this for right now and then maybe we'll start this up and get it up there closer to the shop that way we can do more permanent repairs we're probably not going to do any more permanent repairs this is probably just going to have some stay i just don't think it's gonna work i just think this car is officially too much junk this is why you just don't buy everything that you find on facebook marketplace 1500 bucks you hear that sound like a little bit like a diesel it's just identifying as a 12 valve that way we want to put a 12 valve in it it needs it cummins it's already wants to smoke look at it bear just check make sure it's not on fire it kind of seems like it might be on fire [Music] smell that that's 1500 worth of facebook [Music] marketplace i'm gonna say this engine's toast look at the black file this way yep it was a good idea just the wrong car or it actually it was a good idea it was just the wrong engine the little four six just couldn't do it and to be fair from what i've seen of this car like looking at the radiator cap and everything else i must say this 46 has had a very very rough life very rough oh well i guess i gotta walk back to the house now i've got a couple knocks in my engine someone stole my gasoline

Channel: Westen Champlin

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Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 08 2021