I binged HELL'S PARADISE and it SHOOK me...

first thing we're doing today is the following boy was sentenced to death but he can't get killed because he secretly an immortal srank ninja dude the titles of these videos never fail to depress me but anyway this is an anime known as hell's Paradise it is known as one of the dark Triad these three Dark Horse candidates for some of the greatest shown in anime or Manga that has been out in a long time and I watched the first episode of this and never continued because I promised you guys that if you hit a like goal I would continue and you did not hit the light goal and as a man of my word I did not continue and I am going to watch the recap version of it because legitimately I do not have time nor patience to actually watch the entire anime myself even though everyone tells me it's amazing so the Story begins as we see a boy named gabimaru who's about to be executed that's pretty rough I hate it when people try to execute me the Executioner Rees his sword striking his neck repeatedly oh my God is that a Bible reference is that a Moses reference sword ends up breaking surprising the officials he returns to his prison cell where we learn that gabimaru was trained as a Shinobi since he was a child and has developed a superhuman body because of his training a woman named sagiri documents the event noting that breaking a blade with his flesh is a simple task for a Shinobi like him and goar confirms this saying someone with such terrible swordsmanship can't hurt him the next day the Lord orders the Executioner to burn gabimaru at the stake they set him on fire covering his body in Flames but after a moment they see his eyes staring at them through the fire and the Lord becomes frustrated gabimaru returns to his cell and scath but he claims he's not trying to resist and then he actually wants kaido bro thinks he's kaido sagiri informs him about her job to record events so gabimaru states that he doesn't know his parents but he heard they were killed by The Village Chief when he was a baby he claims he has no dream because shobis only liveed to kill as they told and we learn that he was captured when his cohorts betrayed him because he wanted to leave the village and he thinks the village Chief had something to do with it since the village doesn't allow anyone to leave the following day the Lord orders his men to have Gara torn apart by Bulls they attach his legs to two bulls but he easily overpowers them with his legs the Bulls become exhausted sagiri goes to him saying he appears to be resisting the execution and asking him why he wanted to leave the village gabim Mara claims he was the best in his village receiving the chief's recognition and he even married his daughter however he says he got fed up with his wife's naive Behavior so he told the chief that he wanted to leave the village which is how he ended up in this situation that evening one of The Observers warns sagiri about gabimaru saying he's a hollow man who killed 20 people before he was arrested but sagiri wonders why a hollow man would fight so hard to the point he killed 20 men in his prison cell we learn that gabimaru has actually been resisting the executions but he decides to end it all tomorrow during his next execution he is boiled in hot oil but he somehow survives this he thinks he should have no lingering attachments so he wonders why he can't die the Lord is freaked out God damn look at that guy just wanting things to be over with but sagiri informs him that Arrangements have been made they escort gabimaru through a tunnel and the Lord L and they start the hunter exam thinking daimaru is about to die he is led to a room where he sees sagiri waiting for him the Lord reveals that she is a sword tester and executioner from the amama clan claiming she will be able to behead him with a single blow gabimaru imagines her cutting his head off as he realizes she is the real deal he breaks his restraints and sagiri tries to take him out but he Dodges the attack garu is shocked to learn his neck has been cut and sagiri continues to attack him as he evades sagiri says she can tell that he lied about his wife and that he actually loves loves her don't let himself be killed damn realizes this as well thinking back to how his time with his wife made him softer he grabs onto a sword using it to fight sagiri who asks him why he has been lying to himself he says she knows nothing about the world he lives in claiming he is Hollow in a flashback his wife tells him he's not Hollow and she hugs him calling him a kind person since he is the only one who wasn't repulsed by her face we learned that in their Village men are treated as soldiers while women are just there to Bear children I'm not going to make that joke I'm sorry I I I have lines that I don't cross here right listen The Village Chief wanted his daughter to remember this so he burned her face to make her stop trying to live like an ordinary woman but she tells him that people's hearts don't die so easily as she kisses him he wanted to stop being a Shinobi and live a quiet life with his wife so he tells the chief about this which is the real reason why he got betrayed back in the present gabimaru fights on gaining momentum as sagiri struggles to block his attacks he claims he can never live like a human no matter how hard he tries but sagiri tells him he can showing him a pardon that would dismiss all his crimes and Grant him the shogun's protection but under the condition that he goes to the underworld this makes gabimaru confused so sagiri tells him about a beautiful land called shinano which has recently been discovered it is said that the immortality granting elixir of life can be found on that land so the Shogun sent a search party to find the Elixir but one evening a boat returned full of flowers right that's the the first episode ends with his Cliffhanger further examined there is a body among the flowers the about this so he orders his men to gather criminals seeing them as Expendable to send them to the island to bring as terrifying as women am I right back the elixir of life and pardon them if they are successful sagiri reveals she is there to look for potential candidates seeing gabimaru as a good good fit she tells gabimaru his wife is waiting for him in the village and the only way for him to reunite with her is to join the Expedition the Lord still wants gabimaru dead ordering his men to attack but gabimaru uses his Ninjutsu unleashing fire from his body allowing him to defeat all the guards in the room the falls to his knees as gabimaru agrees to join the Expedition determined to make it back alive in a flashback sagiri witnesses her father performing an execution which was so perfectly carried out that the man didn't even realize he'd been beheaded sagiri made it her goal to replicate his move and when it came time for her to perform executions she managed to do it well but she imagines the people she killed haunting her a man named Eisen observes that there is doubt and fear in her swordsmanship which makes people die painful deaths he tells sagiri to look at the reflection on her sword as he states that the truth is reflected in the blade back in the present sagiri puts a blindfold on gabimaru and she makes him join the other criminals as they are informed the Shogun is sitting before them they are all given orders to travel to sheno and return with the elixir of Life saying the successful criminal will be pardoned this makes the atmosphere change that is that's such a really cool Dynamic I I'm not going to lie that is a very very cool dynamic as the criminals realize they can earn their freedom the speaker you mean as they realized that they literally explained that to them before they came here what describes the island but the criminals interrup him saying it sounds like a fairy tale the criminals are ordered to remove their masks and they see a man with flowers coming out oh God that is so scary of his body we learned that the man returned alive from the Expedition but he had lumps all over his body and they started blooming the next day the criminals begin to have doubts not wanting to risk their lives in the Expedition but an official reminds them they have all been sentenced to death so going to the island is yeah this is a fairy tale oh yeah no it's not a fairy tale because look at this guy who who has lumps and it's like oh my God it's not a fairy tale we don't want to go to the island he's like bro you are literally sentenced to die and they're like oh is considered a generous offer a criminal named nug GUI no oh that guy's going to be a badass godamn look at that dude that dude is going to be oozing ass is that they don't know anything about the island wondering if the Elixir is even there and official tells them they are free to drop out so one of them you're free you're free to drop out you're just going to get executed damn what a guy what a dude what a guy man tries to leave why is everyone saying he doesn't know he doesn't know what but he is immediately [Laughter] executed why do you got to pull that prank on everyone oh my God bro what why do you have to prank people you could leave if you want and he's like okay fine I will gets executed now the rest of you are also free to leave sure sure sure sure sure the official reveals that they will have the amata clan serve as monitors while on the island so if they try anything funny they will be killed on the spot he warns the criminals not to try anything and he adds that if their monitors die for whatever reason they will be executed the Shogun Whispers something to an official's ear and the official tells them that their numbers need to be reduced before going to the island what that is such an anime [ __ ] plan that is such an anime concept it's like yes there are too many of you to be going for this this Mission uh this Mission uh we there's just too many of you on this Mission um you must die because they don't have the resources to accommodate all of them resources you put them on a raft and you throw them into sea resources so now you must have a tournament Arc the criminals are confused but a man named chob calls them idiots as he chokes another criminal to death all right dude has crazy scars on his face that guy's going to be a badass that dude is going to be a badass he is going to grind and eat ass Jesus it's like it's so funny how like you have an anime scene this scene and you already know which characters are going to be cool right you're going to have this dude GNA be a badass this guy ain't doing jack all all right I'm telling you right now this fellow over here he is going to be meat he points out that the officials are doing nothing so he concludes that the officials want them to kill each this guy you this guy's going to be a character this dude over here man's face looks like Humpty Dumpty all right man's about to go for a fall each other the official confirms this so they start killing each other this guy over here the man he he has the art style of a potato right you think potato over here is going to be an actual main character what about this guy over here or this fellow no as the Shogun watches on with excitement but the official thinks this is just pointless violence the Shogun asks about the criminals with the most exceptional skills and the official tells him about them saying the most notable there we go there we go this is like in the beginning of the hunter exam and Hunter Hunter where where you have TOA the rookie Crusher being like there's a lot of guys we got to look out for there's Hoka and there's kilua and there's Hanzo and then turns out all the guys that he mentions are just the most important guys in the actual show obviously I'm sorry it's just so funny how you always need that one guy to give you the little The Rundown the recap of all the relatively interesting people among them is Gabby Mario they observe Gabby Mario but he doesn't appear to be moving as no one is even attacking him is Noti is how the violence is making sagiri over blood thinks he's eyes overwhelmed telling her it will be even more more brutal on the island so he questions her capabilities thinking she isn't suited for the job Isen tells her she should just live quietly in her Mansion damn damn telling a woman in 2023 not to risk her life godamn what do you think you are tells him that she would have if she could in a flashback we see sagiri running away from some bullies as they make fun of her family for making a living through people's deaths making fun of her for that that is the most that is the most badass thing I've ever heard son one day she picks up a sword and she sees the reflection on the sword allowing her to see the spirits haunting it back in the present some who hold up what she P saw a reflection in the sword and saw the spirits haunting it wait a sec the criminals think about escaping so they charge at sagiri seeing her as an easy target is and wonders if she can handle them but sagiri has she can handle them don't worry Gamers has accepted her fate as an executioner and she easily takes them all out but she starts to feel haunted by her victims again but the spirits disappear that's I I love that this show is not just badass and that you actually have people that actually have trauma not going to lie like uh so far I feel like I know I'm meing around I'm kind of just making jokes and [ __ ] but this does kind of look great uh not going to lie as go Maru says that killing people is never okay go Maru asks the voice of reason over here the guy that killed 20 people and got subject to execution killing is not the answer ladies and gentlemen if you ever wanted to know how to tell if it's a Shonen or not this is how this is how to tell killing is not the answer executioner woman and she's like damn if there is another another way to choose who's going on the Expedition because not everyone wants to kill people an official threatens him telling him to watch his tongue as he orders a criminal to attack him the sure sure man lifts a stone oh my God bro this man goes on fire he has ninja that lights himself on fire and this criminal picked up a little Stone and throws it at him but gabimaru easily Dodges I'm sorry that's that's just funny bro that's that's just funny as hell he lifts up a stone and throws it at him the stone does nothing what impossible no one's ever been able to summon him gabimaru wants to talk it out but the criminal refuses leaving him with no choice but to kill the man because he needs to survive he approaches the man saying he's about to be burdened as he starts taking out the other criminals with I am about to be burdened that is one of the most badass lines I've ever heard oh my God bro said I'm about to be burdened before annihilating his ass before tearing him a second [ __ ] with such brutality that even the Shogun is unsettled sagiri looks at his reflection through her sword and she sees countless Souls around him that is so cool uh I I love the the supernatural side where not everyone has like a cringe power but they don't seem to disturb him this makes sagiri realize that the souls don't disturb him oh my God who is this guy who is this guy what she needs is not to get rid of her fear and doubt but the strength to take on the burdens of the lives she took the officials stopped them telling them they will be joining the Expedition and we learn that the 10 criminals who will be joining the Expedition are the same criminals who have exceptional skills you don't say they all board a sh Bro Look at that dude look at that big guy holy moly that guy would whole shid and we see the island as they slowly arrive gabimaru remembers when the village it's a Beast Titan again Chief was pierced by multiple weapons but he bro thinks he's a hentai girl impaled by multiple rods over there dog dog thinks he's in a hentti dog thinks he's a a hentti protagonist over he didn't fall proving his immortality and it was apparently due to a medicine he acquired from a land across the sea they arrived at sheno where gabimaru tells sagiri that the elixir of life is real but he isn't sure if they will find it on this island they wait so the guy actually is Immortal wait that Village Chief guy actually is Immortal that's crazy explore the island as sagiri comments on how beautiful the place is but Gabara thinks it's creepy saying they don't know what's out there he breaks his restraints why was he fighting in those he just pop them like oh my God and sagiri tells him that he's not allowed to do that what I'm sorry wait a second they cap take these Immaculate Fighters these epic prisoner fighter badasses okay they put them on a ship together and send them off to a land where they're going to meet their Doom all right let me I'm sorry I'm just trying to get this straight they they take these guys that are epic Fighters they pick them for the skill in fighting they put them on an island where everything is so dangerous they're out to kill them and they're not allowed to break the restraints what what is not allowed mean they're going to die here the gabar tells her to let it slide explaining how they only have a strange drawing as a clue and their food is only good for 3 Days however sagiri threatens to kill him telling him blood thinks she's a Minecraft villager all right Chad you have to stop making the these jokes they're actually starting to get funny and that means my sense of humor is rapidly deteriorating to bind his hands as she explains she is not his friend and her role is his executioner bro she's just like a twitch streamer that's crazy I am not your friend so he reluctantly complies as he lets she lets he lets her tie him up oh my God bro stop it homie God why you got to be such a s if that was a dude he would not let himself get bound man just wants to get stepped on a little bit giri tie his hand he suddenly gets hit by a giant steel ball blowing him away the ball returns to a criminal named Kenne oh [ __ ] this guy my god dude look at the size of this lad over here oh my God thinks he just got rid of his Target but gabim Mara gets back up cracking his neck as he admits that it got dislocated sagira his neck got dislocated what that doesn't happen NY character design is sick true the character design is kind of awesome explains cenne is a warrior monk who steals the weapons of the Warriors he has killed but gabimaru points out that Ken's hands aren't restrained so but his hands are restrained wait a second he broke the rules little lady zagiri asks Ken's executioner kisho about this kisho says they can just tie their hands on the way back telling sagiri she's the lowest ranked execution bro look at this look at the length of this lady's neck if that neck gets dislocated she she is heading straight to hell because she's too rigid Cayenne displays his other weapons wanting to test them out on goab Mario goab Mario god is so creepy you will never face the wrath of my giant dildo a dildo this size will turn your butthole into minced meat doesn't want to waste time fighting saying that the others will get ahead of them but kayenne says that since they have no leads he is better off taking out the the other criminals and then taking his time to look for The Elixir so gimar realizes he has no choice this is this was such a bad plan like on behalf of uh the Shogun this is such a bad plan why did he think that the idea of sending all these people as like a competition with each other was a good idea this was such a stupid idea but to fight Ken charges at him but sagiri asks him to bind his hands Kenne smashes his head but the maze shatters so he brings out other weapons to attack gabim Maru who continues to holy crap this is how you introduce an overpowered main character my God tie his hands while he endures the blows he's tying his hands while getting railed by this big beefy man okay that came out a little a little not not exactly as I intended but God damn that might be one of the biggest Flexes in anime bro he is getting a assaulted by a big beefy man he is getting impaled and rail man is getting run through by this huge person getting back shots from this man of colossal stature and and he's just tying his this this is this is almost karapa bringing a shovel to fight uan tier not going to lie bro thinks he's Tom Holland breaking cen's weapons Kenne thrusts his spear at gabimaru who has just finished tying his hands bro doesn't even react after this big man is thrusting him this oh my God gabimaru breaks the spear launching cenne into the air and as his weapons fall toward gabimaru gabimaru kicks one of the spears at cenne stabbing him in the chest bro impaled him with his own spear dog if that is not a HTI reference I don't know it is yo this you see he titled this video boy was sentenced to death but he can't be killed cuz he's secretly an immortal s-ranked ninja when we all know he should have titled the video big guy assault smaller guy with all of his toys you know what I'm saying know what I'm saying that's what I'm saying that's why I should have titled the video thank you Chad sagiri thinks Goin Maru won with a single attack but Ken gets back up saying they're just getting started oh my God he's one a ugly [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is what vtubers look like after the face reveal but he easily gets defeated by gim Maru who uses his own weapons against oh my God man looks like the priest from berserk go that's actually kind of badass I'm not going to lie that that is a badass first fight on the island shees and what's crazy is you know that the stuff that they're actually going to see on the island they're going to way overpower this guy which means that fat guy with the spears he's got nothing that's what the point of the Mask is wants to continue their Quest as kisho beheads cenne and he heads back to the ship do wait a second to continue their Quest as kisho beheads Cayenne you did not need to behead this man he was not going anywhere bro they beheaded this guy oh my God H homie dude proof of death they didn't take pictures double tap nuck it's not you didn't take a picture you just oh my God and he heads back to the ship gabimaru wonders if he wants to fight but kisho says he is just doing his job and doesn't take any sides even considering himself lucky for getting out so quickly reminding sagiri she will be spending time with a dangerous criminal kisho tells them about how the other CRI here she will be spending time with a dangerous criminal [Music] Kish I'm just saying damn if I was this executioner I would not keep my sword sheathed if you know what I'm talking about who tells them about how the other criminals are breaking the rules breaking the rules you mean like like like untying their hands in a vicious Island where they're all killing each other and he predicts they will continue to kill each other until there is only one left standing we see aen tying their boat to a tree when his criminal rorona gets hungry and suddenly attacks him he triy do they even hear what they're saying Isen is tying a [ __ ] to a tree and his criminal gets hungry and tries to attack him do you even hear what you're saying oh god dude that's that's rough buddy he gets hungry there are no rules when you're horny and trapped on an island Batman tries to defend himself but his sword is shattered and he ends up being eaten by raroda Eisen was talking so much [ __ ] a minute ago eizen was talking so much [ __ ] homie man was telling that girl lady you are weak and sucky and cringe you are a woman right man was going all sorts of nuts Bonkers when he was talking to sagiri or whatever his name was before before that that entire Journey onto this island and man just gets eaten gets his ass eaten out by this prisoner that's following him behind God damn Crossing series he lost all his power is true some of the other criminals meet their end she was literally my favorite character so far and there are two reasons for that both of those reasons are big reasons and there were also both reasons that were attached to her chest godamn that that's rough buddy as k i I will admit though I am surprised okay listen I like being surprised by an anime normally right when I start a show like you could tell just by the basic character designs uh who's actually going to Survive who's going to be the gigachad who's gon to make it and I will admit to you I am surprised twice I thought for sure that Eisen guy was going to be a badass and I thought for sure the second I saw those Honkers I knew they jiggle I was like bro you cannot kill a big lady with glorious Honkers before jiggling them they must be jiggled at some point that's just the basic rules of physics that's Newton's three laws of physics right it's uh there's always an equal and opposite reaction of force right that's that's like the basic rules anything in motion must stay in motion and if the BBA are colossal then they must jiggle pre-death that's just basic Newton I am so disappointed explains that more will be added since they are expendable revealing that they are recruiting people from gabim Mar's Village as well as the amama clan as he leaves kisho warns sagiri that dude is hot I'm just saying I'm just saying men men could feature in the Superman anime Mar's Village as well as the Aman Clan as he leaves kisho warns sagiri not to let her guard down and she starts to wonder about gabim maru's true character at that moment gabimaru sudden starts to wonder about gabim maru's true character man's a criminal that killed 20 people okay yes he's a nice guy obviously cuz he's a showen protagonist but you ain't going to trust her attacks her but she manages to push him back goby Maru recalls when the chief killed his parents it was because they wanted to leave the village Dude Looks So out of place oh my God look at this guy bro look at this man he looks so out of place he's like n did you just kill my parents Beast Titan that's cringe the chief taught gimar that emotions make a person weak and he won't be true that is why I've locked them all away I am an emotionless [ __ ] I mean that came out wrong I have no emotions my emotions are locked behind a pay wall so if you don't click my link if you don't click my link right goddamn now and if you don't freaking uh get my uh freaking hello fresh sponsorship and and support me and get me money my emotions will remain on lock down able to protect anything unless he is strong he exchanges blows with sagiri as he thinks about this and sagiri informs him that killing her is against the rules I'm sorry [Music] what you have got to be kidding me they're fighting for their life on an island of monsters where all these other characters are murdering each other rules but Gabi Maru says he needs to find the Elixir before the other shinobis from his village arrive seeing her as a hindrance he continues to attack sagiri who thinks he should be executed immediately I'm sorry I can't I can't bro but she finds herself hesitating and we learn that gabimaru has the same problem not knowing why he can't bring himself to kill her gabimaru he's two simps this is The Clash of two simps my God I am loving it it's like you got these two simps locked in IM Moral Kombat members how his wife told him to follow his emotions and we learn that he has been experiencing emotions since he met his wife it's not easy being me being a man in today's society experiencing emotions because of my wife how my wife has how the mighty have fallen I used to be an emotionless bastard and now my wife is making me feel things maybe it's the [ __ ] brand on her face but suddenly I don't feel like a man in anymore which got in the way during his missions gabimaru sees an opening but he stops as he is about to deal the finishing blow so he gets pushed back man almost touched a woman let's freaking go he sees this as a weakness thinking he won't be able to survive so he continues his assault as he thinks about man's assaulting women for a living godamn He just like Minecraft youtubers for real I'm sorry that was uncalled for I'm sorry Minecraft youtubers in the audience I'm sorry that you're all virgins the chief's advice making him Hollow again he breaks sagiri's sword and he is about to cut her down but she uses her sheath to defend herself garu eventually man is sitting on a woman freaking dude this is the most based Shonen protagonist of all time man sitting with his woman sword unath hard like a rock raging blade damn comes out on top she's too old for Minecraft youtubers true n that was uncalled for she's she's over 18 I like I don't even want to go there R need to deal the finishing blow but oh my god dude that animation go Maru eventually comes out on top ready to deal the finishing blow but that is badass dude that is literally what my penis is like when I'm sitting on a woman in my imagination around familiar faces he struggles to finish her off admitting he still has a man just can't finish man is sitting on a woman and cannot finish damn that's rough couldn't be meems left and he starts crying thinking he has be man crying man has a emotions dog look what women do to this beautiful man just got corrupted by women dude I'm actually going to get canceled and people aren't going to believe me when I say these are all jokes isn't that wrong is isn't Society sad and cruel cuz these are these are the PE coming I'm weak sagiri tells him it's not weakness but the seed of strength as she bro she wants that seed of strength you know what I'm saying every time believes that not fleeing from his emotions is strength she decides to overlook his behavior wanting to see him face his emotions and reclaim his life as she tells him he is no longer his old that is the wildest bonding moment I've ever seen scene they were just in a fight they were locked in combat to the death where they were both trying to kill each other both convincing themselves that they should be killing each other and then they become best friends I am here for it s meanwhile the criminal Tomia real all right you see realizes his hand has been stung by a butterfly and he recalls what happened to the man who returned from the expedition so he quickly slices his hand off Jesus Jesus what man got stung by a butterfly and chopped his hand off that oh my god dude look at that yellow hair dude this blonde dude he's going to be something important you could tell right look at that hair he's blonde he has two different swords that guy's going to be awesome but I've been so wrong so far in this anime so and kills the insect his executioner food is confused by this but Tommy has shows him the human face oh my God that is Nightmare fuel brother that is Nightmare fuel oh my God I've seen hentai that start just like this and I didn't like them at all that's crazyfly saying that it's not from their world at that moment his severed hand transforms into flowers and more creatures appear around them including a giant Abomination dude just stands up oh my God that is scary this is like some love crafy and stuff bro damn dude this anime is actually kind of sick what meanwhile gabimaru and sagiri are also surrounded with a fish monster standing before dude came right out of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to T pose on these guys God damn for them so he tells her to stand back preparing to take it on in a flashback we learned that Tomia bro bro she is a woman and she doesn't need a stand back when you're fighting a giant fish monster was an extremely skilled swordsman and he agreed to become the officer of a certain Lord all right one day he has a drink with his Lord we're getting back story so I guess this guy's important but he hears a comment which makes him upset so he ended up destroying the mansion's gate did I just hear that correctly wait huh but he hears a comment which makes him upset so he ended up destroying the mansion's gate brother man man's a Twitter user man has that Twitter brain rot oh my God holy crap dude is the epitome of epitome of Manliness look at this man with his stash with his gigachad arms I heard a comment that made me upset you said the RW you said an ablest slur before me and killing his Lord which oh my God he killed his Lord too I am the snowflake swordsman you might think that I am a mere Reddit mod when in actuality I am on Twitter made an entire Clan hunt him down resulting in his arrest we see Tommy with fui as they arrive on the island and Tom Amia notices how his executioner has tools for dissections fui explains that the amama clan also dissects body the amongus clan oh my God is no one in this show even remotely normal brother to help produce effect what why is he blushing corpses oh my God this reminds me of a joke that I told on the last stream that probably will get me canceled so at this point I might as well say it again do you know to reverse exorcism is it's when you taste the priest out of the child sorry I just I'm sorry I had to I'm sorry that that that was inappro that was inappropriate it was kind of I'm not going to lie it was it was hilarious it wasn't very appropriate at all yeah right effective medicines the fish creature uses its arms to attack gabimaru but he easily evades and kicks the monster's head however the creature grabs onto to his foot and slams him against the ground gabimaru quickly recovers as he remembers the Shinobi rule no fish monster can beat a shobi that follows the rules which states that he must not fight an unknown enemy he thinks about retreating but the creature suddenly restrains him smashing his body against the trees before throwing him away sagiri is surprised he is actually injured and they think they should run away but they you are fighting a hellspawn fish Satan eldrich and you're like damn that hurt you bro damn didn't realize there are giants approaching them from all directions oh they realized wanting to survive gimar goes berserk using his Ninjutsu to destroy a Giant's head holy crap that is pretty badass I'm not going to lie he goes on to Butcher the other giant damn bro God this is so badass holy crap that's insane while sagiri watches in awe thinking about how dangerous the job is a giant suddenly attacks her from behind dude I am so sad that they hyped her up as being stronger than him in the first episode and she has been resulted to become merely a a Shonen whamen I'm actually so sad and which she evades but centipede monsters grab onto her oh man oh man bro he's like kilaa but fire he's like Kakashi but fire we get it guys he's cool but like oh man oh man she was so hyped up in the first episode I was like damn this is going to be a Shonen whamen to end all Shonen whamen and she's like oh a giant oh no the centipedes got me I'm literally crying restricting her movement as the giant prepares to strike gabimaru cuts the Giant's arm allowing him to save sagiri oh God man got Riz W this is some Riz W moments but this snaps him out of his berserk state the fish monster is about to attack the that is the sadest looking creature oh my God but the Executioner named Genji arise and takes out the creature I've seen her I've seen her on Twitter I will not lie I will not lie a ninja named Yuri I've seen her on rule 34 also I will not lie why do you think I'm watching this anime I will not lie I I cannot lie gos them calling dbim Maru impressive for killing all the mon brother you've heard of side boobs but what about wide boobs by himself gabim Mara questions her motives as she approaches him trying to seduce him into working with her it would work on me but he ends up restraining her saying her seduction won't work on him yuzuri claims she just this man has been rised to Oblivion by every single wom in the entire show and he thinks that her seduction won't work on him what is man smoking wanted to try out but she is serious about working together sagiri wonders why she has two executioners with her so I guess she's just that dangerous her RZ is just too big that dude honestly it's not necessarily means she's strong it just means that chances are if one of the executioners would be there dude they would let their guard down Genji explains how he was assigned to another criminal who was killed by her so because of this he concluded that one executioner may not be able to control so he decied to join them Side characters actually thinking in a sh in anime where am I it's actually kind of sick however gabimaru finds the explanation weird so they conclude that he must have been seduced the okay listen I don't judge people by appearances or anything but yeah if this I I would if this was her only guard I would also be feel like you know the other executioner introduces himself as senta bro I thought this man was going to say introduces himself as s godamn she is she is just she is a pristine shownin character like God damn if I was their executioner I Would S too and yuzui tells them about the creatures in the area saying finding the Elixir is important dude I love how we get every possible angle of her boobage it's like all right we're going to we're going to we're going to do the straight look at her boage can't charge him without a plan boage they're like listen we know what you're here for and we will give it all to you they may be be cups but you will see these be cups in every possible Ang Elixir is important but they can't charge him without a plan sagiri tells him there is no problem with working together and yuzuri hugs onto him but gabimaru restrains her telling her he can't trust trust her but she uses her I've seen this on rule 34 legs to bring him closer a lot of you are unaware of this probably the people that have watched hell's Paradise in the audience come a little closer there's someone that edited this where they were completely naked I this was for research purposes only saying he doesn't need to trust her because they will eventually betray each other because only one of them will be pardoned so she suggests just using each other for the time being incredibly based ladies and gentlemen incredibly based that's horrible anyway sauce Gabby Maru backs off as he wonders how she's so right though she's like listen only one of us could win so we are going to end up betraying each other so we are going to end up betraying each other so no reason to trust me might as well just use me uh anyway I'm going to lick your ass now she can help him and yuzui reveals she has plenty of information telling them that the real Danger on the island is the human-faced butterfly which has hallucinant and poison she reveals how she got the information saying she tested the bugs out on another criminal who she bro she is all levels of crazy oh my God I can fix her I can fix her he ended up killing Senna tells them about the items the where was he this whole time she was out there capturing criminals tying them to trees freaking testing bugs on them doing all of her things and he's just freaking jerking off behind a tree somewhere waiting monsters are wearing mentioning that they have Buddhist designs which he finds strange yuzuri tells them there is still much they don't know so they should work together to learn more damn that that's some of the most nothing I've ever heard gabimaru says he wants information but he only agrees to fight together not wanting to cooperate with her fully I will fight with you I will not [ __ ] sagiri watches them I am no s i s to two women only I will only s to two women for as long as I live I will not s to any more than the two women that I have seen so far as they interact thinking about what she has done since arriving on the island well she got saved four times but she suddenly collapses oh women moment sorry in a flashback we see a man God I love female characters in Shonen they're just they're just so good I love them named Tom who is about to become an executioner and Eisen tells him he should take the final step by killing a criminal damn damn man is in all the flashbacks even after he's dead man died in the saddest way man got eaten I told bro man got actually eaten thinking about which execution would be suitable thas says he has a request and he go his name used to be Zen but then he lost an i and they were like bro we're going to call you eizen just to remind you of how much you suck go to his brother chob telling him he knows how to make the magistrates men stop pursuing them back in the present the brothers are surprised to see three whoa the brother they're Brothers The Executioner and the criminal are brothers that's some wild Dynamic over there three giant creatures standing before them CH immediately attacks them as tler reveals that his brother's strength bro why why do all the guys in this anime look so [ __ ] fellas is it gay if the guys look [ __ ] in an anime is to quickly understand situations we learn that the brothers lived in poverty after their parents died and they were taken by Bandits while with the bandits dude I love this guy he's so chill all are you saying he's like uh what's his face like bakugo dude this guy is way cooler than bakugo Jo B somehow controlled the situation and he eventually became the Bandit King he he became the band anded King oh my God this man actually what the reason the only reason why he's not the protagonist of this story is cuz he already beat the game my God cuts down a giant but his knife breaks so he runs away with Tom but a giant grabs onto Tom's hair oh my God Tom's about to have his Sakura moment about to cut his hair off and make believe that that's character development as chob B returns with an axe holy crap where'd he find this axe where the hell did he get that grabs onto Tom's hair as chob returns it's a good thing I had a spare battle ax shoved up my ass it came in handy after all Toma thank you for putting it there no problem brother with an axe chob gets hit in the face by a staff and the monster tells them that murder is what they talk these monsters talk dude this is an actual eldrian nightmare holy crap a sin the other creatures start talking to them which makes oh my God this is terrifying believe they're in hell but chob Bas starts cutting through the creatures and he manages to oh my God he won dude look at the size of that axe he just kept it in his prison pocket oh my God defeat all of them show thinks that the Elixir must be real since there are monsters protecting it so he decides to take out everyone on the island and take the Elixir for themselves sagiri regains Consciousness and Genji tells them they're safe in a cavern he informs sagiri she was poisoned by the butterfly scales but she immediately gets back up wanting to monitor gabimaru she leaves the cavern and she sees gabimaru preparing dinner while Senna fixes their bro I want myself a husband like gab Maru uh at least I would if I was if I was gay fell is no homo torn clothes while having dinner gabimaru reveals he scouted the island and he learns something about the Flora saying he found several flowers resembling the man they were shown which makes them conclude that the people went missing oh my god dude this is an actual nightmare holy crap this is like a literal hell spawn anime my God I am really liking this so far I know I'm making fun of everything but that's kind of what I do but I am really liking this this is this is wild I love the Intrigue the mystery the the brutality have now turned into plants on the island gabimaru wasn't able to find anything that looks like the clue they were given but send a suggests they shouldn't rely too much on the illustration since the officials they have one clue they literally have one single clue to work on literally one and he really tells them but don't don't worry about the illustration What are they supposed to worry about if not the illustration of their one clue don't know much about the island sagiri notices how the creatures on the island have an animal part stacked on top of humanid forms very astute of her very astute of her finally pulling her weight on this team and Senna adds that they were items that seemed religious he says that like malformed Gods which seems to be the theme for the island and the creatures later that day gji tells sagiri to return to the mainland Because he believes she isn't strong enough to survive however Senna thinks the return trip wouldn't be so easy since most people don't return from the island she's going to need a return eventually that how does that make any form of sense that makes absolutely no sense at all oh I I think you're it's too dangerous for you to be on the island you should go back and he's like no going back is dangerous it'll be dangerous e whether she goes back now or later but if she doesn't go back then now then she's just going to be in the island longer first that is some of the worst logic I may have ever heard in my entire life we meet the Executioner tenza as he tries to escape the island with nugi they oh that guy's going to be crazy eventually stumble upon a ship but as they get closer they realize that the ship has been destroyed along with the other ships around us tenza speculates the ships all attempted to leave the island and they see creatures moving around them so tenza pulls out his sword but a sea monster bro thinks he's Shanks bro thinks he's shakes attacks them forcing them to jump out why does everyone say just wait you don't get it is is this a girl or or something is that going to be like the twist haha you thought it was a dude it's actually a girl ha look boobies is is that it am I going to be like all all beazle because of that you think that that's some big prank dude I've been watching anime for years and it's going to be like booies of their boat they land on a shipwreck and more tentacles appear around them hot kind of hot not going to lie tenza slices through them as they search for usable ship and nuga wanders thought they were going to say a usable yeah never mind if she is being punished she wow guys see that we're only only most almost halfway through the video and oh damn this random side character that looks like a dude is actually a woman I was totally gotten I was absolutely railed by this information this information stretched my butthole more those those tentacles are about to do this poor girl nuga remember he still doesn't know what do you mean he still doesn't know when she led a group of Samurai to her Village and they ended up wiping her whole village out but the men spared her planning to that oh that sucks I'm sorry Naru guy that you had to go through that holy [ __ ] oh man oh man her to find the other Villages yeah to find the other Villages okay all right she was locked up tenza found her knowing she is innocent and showed her the pardon offer as they run they come across kisho who is now transforming into flowers tenza triy wait oh you [ __ ] you freaking cowardly [ __ ] your prisoner died and you decided to run away after bad mouthing our main gal huh huh oh you deserve to turn into flowers oh yeah oh I hope you enjoy those tendrils sprouting and destroying your windpipe you stupid ugly tries to talk to him but a tentacle Cuts him in half oh my God bro that is crazy just cut him in half what's this one little girl here supposed to do now what is she oh my this whole anime is Nightmare fuel everyone is Expendable tenza tries to talk to him T tries to talk to him but but a tentacle boom okay I I thought the tentacle cut tza in half bro tentacle Cut Flower guy in half dog when the hentai gets too too real well Cuts him in half kish's body reminds naruga about her dead grandfather who coincidentally died in the exact same pose and this makes her fall to her knees telling tens of bro with all those tentacles down I will be on my knees too to escape without her as she blames herself for the deaths of everyone in her Village tenza defends her from the tentacles asking her if she wants to die and nugi realizes she wants to survive possibly the biggest news flash of this anime wait a second you mean that I actually don't want to die right now damn that that's crazy so tenza gives her a sword they fight through the tentacles together allowing them to reach a boat which they use to return to the island they realized that the currents prevent them from escaping and sea monsters seem to surround the island wait how are they ever planning on leaving altogether hold up how are they ever planning on leaving like they send all these like good people to the island with literally no clue how to get back like what was their plan did they have a plan I'm just now realizing that I don't think they had a plan so they decide they will need to gather out don't worry about it well okay I guess for the return trip meanwhile if the tides are too strong what are these allies going to do paddle Genji tells sagiri to sail home but Senna thinks she could help if gimar needs to be stopped saying he seems to have changed after spending time with her takes a s to know a s see that's the use of simps simps can always tell when someone else is sing if someone else is sing then they know that evening she goes to gabimaru who asks if she's feeling better because he knows the wound he gave her made the insects poison act quickly he reveals how sagiri calmed him down and Gabara claims she is stronger than him but he dude we saw those centipede monsters eating her ass a minute ago while he was railing a group of demons all right he was fisting those Giants and she was just getting her ass eaten out by centipedes okay dog let let's not let's not let's not over oversell it here he doesn't know how to explain it to her she was sick and overwhelmed guy didn't say that in the recap never mind well never mind but he tells her that experience can help her realize her strength the next day sagiri tells Genji she won't be leaving so he pulls out his sword trying to scare her but she instantly disarms Himi retrieves his sword as he reprimands her she actually is kind of goated what but raroda suddenly appears behind oh God this dude coming to eat everyone bro take your mask off why are you still wearing that why are you still wearing that brother what I don't understand him and he gets blown away oh my God God he just he just got blown by a bigger man as a child raroda had an insatiable appetite and he loved playing with things using his hands that is a backstory does this man have toenails on the back of his toes godamn that's Terri however he eventually went on a frenzy and ate everyone from his [Music] village ah oh God oh God roara targets s dude he is so big oh my God but gabimaru kicks him away his face is the same size as this dude that is something shitty Rara gets back up and garu sees him as a dangerous man wondering how his kick didn't hurt him he maybe because the guy is the size of a Titan remembers how he was trained to analyze the enemy's abilities so he decides to observe his opponent before making a move raroda uproots a tree and throws it at him as gabimaru Dodges it he thinks raroda is stronger than him so he asks for yui's help but she reminds him she's only responsible for gathering information as she starts cheering for him wow God damn I would do exactly the same thing that is well played woman corota wildly swings at him as he evades the attacks thinking he could die in a single hit gabimaru tries launching Rockets at his enemy but it seems to have no effect at all seeing this he takes out his sash using Ninjutsu to make it as hard as steel but that's pretty badass even this is proven to be ineffective he uses his other techniques but nothing works and he starts to going up against the incredible bulk right now and he thinks that he could just throw rocks at him wonder how he can take out his opponent sagiri tries to treat Genji's wounds but he tells her to stop knowing he can't be saved bro man just got slapped to death one slap is all it took God damn he tells her run but she refuses to leave him telling him not to give up this makes Genji realize she has chosen her way of life so he gives her his sword ex that's wholesome I guess explaining how A Warrior's sword is his soul he wants her to kill raroda as he starts seeing her as one of them gabimaru is now running out of options thinking the only way to beat him is to use his fire technique but he knows close combat is too dangerous but rota's finger is suddenly cut off as sagiri joins the fight woman you had a surprise attack available and you chose to cut off a finger you snuck up on him from behind sword in hand and cut off a finger listen I may not be trained in The Art of War but I feel like you could have cut something off that would have been more impactful like his penis or his head gabimaru finds her timing a hand why did you why didn't you pick the thumb you you you could have picked any finger you picked the the worst finger impeccable and he knows they need to decapitate him but he's too tall so he tells sagiri she he was fighting a minute ago to go for the leg as gabimaru that would have been useful for your sneak attack instead of a finger Flex Roo's attack sagiri strikes his leg but it does nothing to him oh my god dude this man's thigh is bigger than her entire body holy [ __ ] this is this is the guy that they have on all the porn ads that say that using this medication will turn your penis into tree trunk and she falls back as he swings at her sagiri realizes she's screwed up because she was too aggressive so she lets go of her emotions roroa strikes and gabimaru manages to evade his attack but he realizes his leg has been sprained sagiri strikes rona's arm but it does this is a whole ass fight scene against this one dude holy [ __ ] nothing and she points out that she needs to strike the gaps between his bonds to land a decisive blow so she needs him to be hunched over for her to behead him raroda suddenly cries what letting out a powerful scream which overwhelms their senses he strikes go bro thinks he's U again Maru before he can even react slamming him against the ground garu survives this attack but he falls to his knees coughing up blood roara is about to deal the finishing blow why was he screaming why was he screaming uh did did I miss an explanation here did he not explain why the guy just started crying out of nowhere he get hungry he has the mind of a toddler the recap skip that who but sagiri gets in the way at that moment she achieves a Serene State of Mind easily deflecting the attack which surprises everyone as she fights Senna reveals that sagiri is the lowest ranked executioner why is he just hung up on that tree like that why is he there is he the Brock of this anime just sitting there to say oh Pikachu is an electric type and it's not very effective against the water type because as a woman she is not suitable to lead their Clan however in terms of pure skill the executioners know she is better than most of them raro Lo wait so she's the lowest rank but she's the best all right makes sense loes his footing and sagiri is about to finish him off but he jumps away gabimaru comes up with an idea as he uses firan Jitsu to throw flaming projectiles burning everything around them yuzuri runs away knowing daimaru is planning to suffocate raroda with with the smoke the plan works as rooa gets down on his knees oh my god dude if I was getting suffocated by sagiri's thighs I would also be down on my knees struggling to breathe and sagiri prepares to deal the finishing blow he tries to strike back but gabimaru pushes his hand against the ground and sagiri manages to execute him however the look in his eyes makes sagiri realize that he was living a misunderstood life not now oh my God this is some Demon Slayer [ __ ] happening right now this is some Demon Slayer [ __ ] going on like what as she was about to execute him she realized he had a misunderstood life the demon that was about to be beheaded actually was kind of cringe knowing how strong he was so he accidentally killed people when he just wanted to play with them okay listen you want to make up as many [ __ ] excuses as you want you don't accidentally eat every person in your village okay there like oopsies my bad I ate all the people in my Village damn that sucked gabim Mara gets worried the monsters might be drawn to the fire so they leave the area leaving behind wait but did she kill gets worried the monsters might be drawn to the she did she took his all right all right we're good we're good bro we're good I was worried she was going to s a little too hard there fire so they leave the area leaving behind Genji's remains they hide as Giants make their way to the area and gabimaru suggests going in the direction where the monsters came from thinking it could lead them to going in the direction where the monsters came from that seems like a terrible idea Elixir they catch up to urian senta and they are all surprised to see a village on the island meanwhile the brothers go deeper into the forest where they see two beings making out CH bab oh man if only porn existed these guys would be so much more powerful wonders if they're monsters and the yellow one named jufa becomes angry at them for spoiling the mood gabimaru wonders if the residents of the island are friends or foes he sees a girl spying on them so he runs after her makes sense makes sense this man's been running after women since the show started he catches up to her removing her hood and he is surprised to see she is a child a tree monster why is that surprising at all you've seen literal hell spawn on this island suddenly takes a swing at him and the girl continues to run away godara chases after her thinking she knows something about the island he Dodges the trees attack and kicks it away while sagiri rushes after him leading their companions to deal with the creature yuzui removes s's glasses saying she doesn't want him to see her techniques as dam bro this Santa guy why is he even around oh my god dude Santa's why are you here she drinks from a cup causing strange liquid to come out oh I've seen this I've seen this yay of her body it's she she has people come all over her and then once she has like that full facial she attacks with extra power Mar catches up to the girl grabbing onto her hand but the girl throws him to the ground which surprises him because child has been getting bodied by women since the show started this is some propaganda stuff shouldn't be able to perform such a move on him sagiri runs after the girl telling her they just want to talk and this causes her to stop letting sagiri catch up to her the girl suddenly tries to punch her but gabimaru blocks the attack he notes that the girl's strength is on another level as the blow causes him to take a few steps back gabimaru tells her he's in a desperate situation as he grabs onto some Vines wrapping them around the girl and suspending her in midair the girl starts crying so they release her and what a s she's literally overpowering them she's throwing them around and punching them with like incredible Force they tie her up she starts crying oh no don't cry thei calms her down yuzuri joins them telling them she worked hard to defeat the creature they gather around listen up you're starting to get annoying if not for the copious amounts of rule 34 where you're just sitting there drowning and seing I would not appreciate your personality at all to discuss what to do next when the tree creature tells them to return the girl as it offers to take them to the village and tell them about the Elixir yuzui doesn't trust a creature it's a tree monster that tried to kill them but it mentions they have a bath in their Village which instantly makes her change her mind oh never mind she is a Shonen girl I was like damn she doesn't she doesn't seem like that Shonen girl at all that's crazy that's crazy the creature takes them to the Village which looks like a ghost town and it tells them it wasn't like this is so mysterious I freaking love this holy crap I'm actually going to watch this anime after it is this is crazy I I Love This creepy aesthetic so much this a thousand years ago it takes them to its house where yuzui takes a bath with sagiri while the monster gives the men some food gabimaru is suspicious asking the monster about the island and The Elixir they gather around the food as the creature reveals that the island is called Kotaku and it's an island where what for Gods reside the monster confirms that the Elixir exists telling them about the legend where it is known his tan gabimaru asks about its location so the monster draws three circles on the floor saying they are now in the second Circle and The Elixir is somewhere at the center of the island which is known as hor gabimaru asks for proof go to [ __ ] the center [ __ ] of the circle that the Elixir exists and the creature tells them they won't doubt his story once they meet the tenson which are beautiful and Immortal creatures okay all right okay we see chob after he has cut jua in half but the body regenerates and he is as good as na oh my God that's scary as hell not only is he hot but he also regenerates man man is as durable as a Vaporeon if you know what I'm saying I'm not going to lie the tree claims that the tenson are completely on another level dude these tenson guys they also change genders bro the tenson are the most breedable pokemon not only are they Immortal but they also generate which makes them incredibly durable and they could take whatever you give them explaining it has no reason to lie because they are all going to end up killed by the tenson the brothers are defeated by jua and they are thrown into a pit which is filled with humans that have transformed into flowers helps his brother as he regains Consciousness and the tree reveals how the lives of those transformed into flowers become the source of tan and the people feel Eternal Bliss It intro so what you're saying is is being turned into flower is actually a good thing he so what you're saying is the bad guys are the people stopping them from turning them into a flower okay produces itself as hako and the girl is May and reveals they have been living on the island for centuries after that gabimaru and wait that girl that little girl that tiny little girl is actually centuries old what what I feel a disturbance the force it's people on Twitter it's people on Twitter wanting to have sex with her Airi go to the bathroom where they run into may she cries at first of course literally the next scene she's naked I am so good at this but gabimaru says everyone just shares the bath in his village sagiri notices a huge scar on May's body and gabimaru remembers how his wife told him about the importance of getting proper rest as she helped him take a bath he tells may not to be she helped him take that's good I was a little worried there for a second that he would have to take a bath himself really glad someone was out there to help him ashamed of her scars because the most beautiful woman he knows has a large scar saying and it also is in the shape of a [ __ ] so you're in great place right now appearances don't matter and sagiri is surprised hearing this as they walk away gab I guess he really came a long way Gabi Maru he's really believe starting to believe that emotions are worth having that's actually so respectable Maru remembers his priorities thinking he doesn't have time to sit around chatting in a flashback we see that tenza was raised in the slums and his parents never fed him well so he had no choice but to steal from other people to survive one day he bumps into a group of Swordsmen who look down at him so he ends up beating them up but they are saved when an executioner named Shian interferes back in the present tenza walks around the shore with nugi when a tenson named zujan oh my God suddenly approaches them it trans these guys are so SCS into a man and asks them about all the dead monsters wondering if they are the ones responsible they try to run away but zujan immediately catches up to them blasting T away with a pulse of energy bro these tenen guys are freaking crazy Nur and dude even the tentacle monster had nothing on this this guy so that's wild quickly backs away making her way to the down tenza as zujin walks to her tenza suddenly slashes his eyes but it instantly regenerates ten tells nuga they're going to escape that is so scary it's I love how the aesthetic on this island is first they have to fight like these incredibly horrible Twisted monsters these crazy fish people these crazy monsters with giant nipples that make you feel like they're all look like Joe Rogan editor put a picture of Joe Rogan on screen please thank you and his nipples like these monsters are terrifying and then at the core the true horror are these absolutely pristine and beautiful tinson that's crazy I I really like that writing ape as he unleashes a combo slice zujin into pieces before giving the signal to run as they run zujin blocks their path as he regenerates but Shion suddenly throws his sword at zujun giving the duo time to escape we learn that all wait this guy's badass right damn although Shion is blind he can see through his other senses they are able to get away and we learn that this is the guy in the beginning that uh killed his prisoner dude the lady right he killed the the lady with the boobs I suppose to the women without the boobs in this Shion is T's M he's blind and not a s true that makes him basically Invincible in this anime Shion says he was about to go home but he couldn't find a current that leads out of the island he says he eventually found a current that leads out but he sensed a presence like nothing he had ever experienced before knowing there is only so much he can do alone he decided to look for allies on the island but he asks tenza why he is helping nugi as he reveals how he executed the criminal that tried to seduce him brother dude I I have never been this impressed before I have never been this impressed hold on you mean this character the woman with the greatest boobs in the entire anime only existed to show you how much of a gigachad not simp this blind bastard is this badass blind dude with the white hair annihilated her they literally made the hottest girl in the anime die in two seconds just to show you how badass this blind dude it that is Peak that is peak writing my God I am more satisfied now then how satisfied I would be if you click the link in the description if you goddamn went to hello fresh and inserted my code for 50% off your order and get yourself some epic food and support your boy that would be insane tenza says nuga is innocent reminding Shion how he took him in as he vouches for the girl Shion decides to listen to him and he decides to take them to the current that he found but zujun suddenly appears behind the do oh my God that's terrifying decid to take them to the current that he found but Zan sudden that is so scary bro appears behind the duo Shion dashes to save them but his neck starts no literally the only non simp bleeding tinza tries to attack zgen unleashing a powerful flurry of slashes but zujun easily Dodges it and counters with a flick of his finger creating four holes in T's body oh my god dude that is insane brother we see tenza and Shion in another flashback as she ton reveals how he likes to help people during his spare time seeing potential in tenza he teaches tenza how to wield a sword telling him his sword skills will help him protect someone he cares about tenza thinks he has no potential and he decides to quit but Shion tells him he can only quit once he lands a hit on him as he leaves the dojo tenza encounters Eisen dude this Eisen guy is everywhere in the flashbacks man lasts for 6 seconds on the island but he is everywhere in the flashback who wants to have a walk with him Isen takes him to the cemetery where he shows tenza the grave of shion's former Junior named tashen oh my God all of his students die don't worry it's all good it's all cool don't worry about it he lacked motivation like tenza and decided to leave the dojo but he lived a life of crime because he struggled to feed himself and in the end Shion had to execute him oh my God this man executed Ed his own student brother they do not make men like this anymore Andrew Tate crying right now but this may in his little soy cup with his soy tears compared to this Giga CH him even more passionate about helping others and becoming a mentor eizen tells tenza to land a blow on Shion so he asks Shion to spar with him and even though he keeps on losing he refuses to give up he eventually hits Shion but he has already changed his mind wanting to stay at the Doge with his master tan knows he is about to die but he has finally found something he wants to protect so he gets back up and starts pounding man Unleashed his flurry of Sword shes and and a punch connects godamn with his fists he tries to do everything he can to help his companions Escape but zujin unleashes another energy blast blowing a hole in his holes godamn he tries to tell his companions to escape but he can't can't because his throat has been damaged Shion seems to understand what he's saying and he runs away with nugi tenza continues to attack zgen dude that is such a powerful scene bro oh my God and he fights to his last breath that is such a powerful scene God damn that's rough buddy brother that is so sad what a good backstory what a good what a good way to go out damn nothing but respect giving the others time to escape They Mourn the death of tenza and Shion swears he will get revenge for him back at the Village Senna can't seem to make sense of the information they've gathered so far Oh you mean the guy that's been uh nothing but useful until now can't make sense of something andiri tells him to take a break but he refuses cuz he his freaking simp over here look at his goddamn simp he does not stop man doesn't stop that evening gabimaru remembers how it would be dangerous to act without a plan because there are still too many Mysteries they need to solve but while send as sleeps during his watch Duty go man can't even do watch Duty oh my God abimar leaves trying to reach hori he eventually stops as he hears weird voices and he reaches an area full of strange trees which appear to be praying he goes in the direction they are facing and he finds a giant door which he thinks could lead to the Elixir yep Door giant door that's a it's a dead giveaway but before he can open it zujan appears behind him oh my God this guy is everywhere holy [ __ ] telling him to leave he asks zujan if he can turn humans into Elixir and zujun suddenly dashes to attack him but gabimaru swiftly responds breaking his arm he falls up what How's he so good NY with a powerful kick breaking Zan's neck but it quickly snaps back into place Dobby Maru Dodges Zan's attacks and counters with a spinning kick using his fire technique to light his head on fire the fire consumes Zan's body goab Maru kind of badass what and gabimaru thinks he has secured Victory but zujan suddenly punches him oh my God sending him crashing against the wall how do you kill these guys is there any way to beat these guys this is insanity goby Mario survives the attack and they continue their battle as he uses the situation wondering how he can defeat the tenson he manages to land a kick but it gives him a strange feeling as zujin coughs up blood and he wonders why the attack was successful zujun changes to his female form and he starts at let's freaking go let's fcking go let's go attacking with a barrage of energy blasts gabimaru is brought to his knees but he is I'd be I'd be brought to my knees if SM turned into his female form determined to succeed in his mission no matter what so he tanks the blows as he dashes forward allowing him to close the distance dog got to put some nipples on your women I'll take my woman with nipples please if at all possible they exchange blows with neither of them backing down as go Mar dude I'm sorry I have to say Newton would be incredibly proud distance first of all epic fight scene second of all and most importantly they exchange blows with neither they're just flying everywhere my God as gabimaru plans to destroy zujin faster than he can heal and he actually manages to overpower the tenson tearing his body apart zujan Smiles as his body suddenly transforms into a giant flower monster which wow on the beautiful outside they're really just a monster on the inside that is such a appropriate Trope for this anime my God miss a lot of stuff thank you for the prime uses a lightning spell what is every villain just a Dark Souls boss destroying the area around it gabimaru survives and he tries to fight back but he is no match for Zan's lightning and his body reaches its limit the monster continues its assault is there any way to kill these guys is there literally any way to kill these people and he wakes up in a room with his wife thinking he was just having a nightmare but he realizes he is hallucinating since he is about to die the monster grabs onto him as it proceeds to squeeze him to death but he remembers how he was trained to inflict as much damage as possible before dying bro what is that training holy crap unleashes fire from his body burning the monster's arm before he falls to the ground zujin prepares to deal the finishing blow bro bro this this character design is nutty man was up against a man turning into a woman was up against these crazy cannibal monsters now he's being defeated by a flower with a corn dildo with spewing lightning coming out of its butthole but may appears and protects him with a shield helping him escape the next morning wom fing go the group searches for gabimaru and may hako reveals that there are seven tensin and we see them gathered in one location bro they are so scary it's like there's something about like these pristine be beautiful people that is just so terrifying recap didn't mention that he wasn't even conscious for that last fire attack damn that is metal they discuss how Fierce the humans are jua blames zujan for failing to take down the humans blasting his head off as he comments on Zan's ugly appearance seeing how he's been using too much towel and mocks him for using his transformation against a human the ruler of Kotaku so there is kind of a way like it there is a way way to beat them then Ren stops jufa telling him they're a family and he's the only one who can punish zujan jua we are a family only I get to annihilate it's like what I say when someone beats up my brother only I get to beat up my brother it's like that ultimate High School experience yeah they're kind of like uh homunculi from FMA right like they're they're borderline Immortals towards how he threw the two brothers into the pit thinking they should have already turned into flowers but Ren thinks that the humans are different from the ones they have dealt with before and we see that the brothers were able to escape from the pit zujin claims he was able to kill gabimaru and they all share a drink which helps zujin recover his human form no no progress was made oh my God according to Legend there was a Hermit who mastered their art and became a god split into seven Parts which are now known as the tenson hu tells this story to everyone saying he learned it back when he was a child as he claims he wants looked human he reveals that's rough dude that's rough the boss uses a full restore true how everyone on the island were humans who lived long lives but they realized that despite their bro age did not do you good my homie extended lifespan they started transforming into trees and this caused them to slowly lose awareness but before they completely lost it they gathered at a particular location to ensure that their souls would reach hori after death which explains why there were trees preying close to hori you I really like this lore I'm not going to lie uh this anime is kind of good part of the island part of the crew true further explains that hori is the final resting place of souls but the tenson get to choose which Souls will enter meanwhile gabimaru regains Consciousness and he recalls his encounter with zujan thinking there must be a way to defeat the tenson he realizes they are not Gods so they can be killed but he needs to have a plan knowing he can't do it alone you should have leveled vigor you should have leveled Vigor bro oh God and Tommy has suddenly arrive as Tommy com totally forgot these guys even existed on his condition wondering if it's time for him to die they size each other up thinking about fighting but fui tells Tommy why why would you fight there are these Immortal plant Gods on this island why are you fighting focus on gathering information as he pulls out his sword wanting to get some oh god dude look at that sword only an anime answers from gabimaru without killing him but gabimaru bows before them as he proposes working together and Tommy attests him by threatening to strike him down but gabimaru doesn't move so they know he's not trying to fool them fui asks him why he wants to do this so gabimaru tells them about the tensin and they are surprised to learn that such powerful creatures exist fuchi doesn't trust him but Tommy and joins him wanting to fight the tenson dude I love the size discrepancies like you have this these characters that just look like regularized humans and then you have junga as he reveals how he isn't even interested in the pardon we learned that Tommy wants his name to go down in history by defeating the tensin what an absolute Giga Chad oh my God bro what a Chad this dude's like you fool you think I'm here to be pardoned for my crime I want to kill a god while Fuji wants to dissect their remains okay this guy's just [ __ ] nuts they decide to work together and gabimaru is about to give them more information when may wakes up gabimaru is surprised to see that may has grown up in such a short period what does that mean though uh what what did you mean by that she grew up she calls out goar's name and he realizes she can now talk he thanks her that is character development ladies and gentlemen Shonen character development you see this guy over here that sacrificed his life and unconsciously blew up a god this guy male character development in Shonen she learned how to talk female character development and show God damn it no Nu no listen I get canceled anyway might as well have fun with it BR dude I I'll be honest with you there are some good shown in female characters but it makes me so sad that when like Peak female characters in Shonen are literally like urza from fairy tale learning how to talk is Loman writing bro when I I love good written female characters why why what is this going on over here what's happening in this show you got you got one girl who loses half her fights because for some reason she's nerfed even though she she's the strongest of all the swords women then then you got the other girl whose ability is to if she gets some [ __ ] on her face then she can unleash her powers you got got her who's over four episodes learned how to speak her for saving his life asking her if she's like the tenson elsewhere senta concludes oh and there senta look at this guy that the religious system on the island is man-made he thinks the creator of the island what he came up with the idea that the religious system on the island was man-made damn r/ atheism going crazy right now just wanted humans that transformed into flowers to return and he sees it as a clue that could help them find The Elixir and Escape me tells them about the towel which is the power that the tents in use but she can only offer a vague explanation because she still isn't used to speaking on the other hand hako explains that everything in the world is created by the flow of to and it has something to do with the origin of the universe despite his explanation the groups dude is struggling to keep up with them walking literally as slowly as they can still finds it difficult to understand god dude nuga tries to Ambush Shion but he disarms her and makes her sheath her sword saying holy [ __ ] this man is so badass what look oh my God I'm going to watch that again tries to Ambush sh but he disarms her tries to Ambush her she tries to Ambush him he blocks without even look her sword oh my God he'll never teach her how to use this dude that was insane okay that was one of the most badass things I've seen in in in weeks holy [ __ ] I'm rewatching Hunter Hunter right now and that was insane she implores him to teach her because she doesn't want to watch her loved ones die hearing this she then why'd you Ambush him tells her how everything in I don't want to see my loved ones die by anyone else tries to kill him good try the world produces unique waves which is what he uses to see the world around him he goes on to explain how using the waves also improves one's physical capabilities which is quite similar to how Haku describes the benefits of mastering to interesting all right so this is when the basic power system of the world starts to be brought into the fold that's that's pretty awesome I I like that Keon States it's difficult to sense the waves since one must be in a balanced state of mind he tells naruga she isn't wielding the blade properly as he pulls out his sword demon no your ability to make a video that's X length triple in content is terrifying and hilarious it's what I do baby training how to wield it at that moment monsters appear around them and Shion can sense their presence so he takes them out one by one as he gives nugi tips for fighting a using monsters as a training let's freaking go group of Monsters make their way to gabim Maru and his allies so Tomas Springs into action killing all the monsters at once brother man waves his swords and they just fly away in like Limbs and bits and he lifts May up telling her to teach him the power of ta as more monsters approach them gabimaru observes the monsters and he sees a silhouette behind them meanwhile two of the tenson discuss how the humans merge into flowers after being thrown into the pit allowing them to harvest tan efficiently they so that's why they do it they they drain out their souls is that what gives them their immortality is because they're sucking the souls out of humans think escaping the pit is unlikely because the humans that are transformed into flowers will stop them as they try to escape but we see chob climbing up the pit as the transformed humans try to stop him but he Powers through allowing them to reach the surface chob is determined to kill the tensin saying their weakness is their lower body as he points out that the tenson started regenerating from its lower body So He suggests aiming for that area I feel like there's a flaw in this logic there was literally they're fighting a literal immortal guy who could regenerate and he's like well they regenerate from the bottom up so that means that if we just SL kick them in the balls they're toast dog all we have to do is cut their nuts off and they have no chance of defeating us they say a l tenson without nuts it's not much of a l tenson at all yo Kishi thank you so much for the sub I appreciate the support and Toma is impressed by his brother's ability to read the situation oh my God you're so right if we cut their balls off they are going to die monster suddenly appears and it seems willing to talk saying what look at this guy look at this dude received orders from the tenson to investigates he introduces himself as a Doshi saying his colleagues are scouting the other introduces himself as a dojan I mean I've seen a lot of Hell's Paradise dojin before watching this recap and I did not see this guy anywhere humans on the island he explains how DOI I saw a lot of Lord tensen selfcest but I have never seen this guy godamn holy crap are the right man looks like the stuff spilling out of sneaker's girlfriend right now oh God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry hand of the tenson because they are capable of reason the Doshi wants the brothers to return to the pit so Cho B tries to kick it but it Dodges encounters with a punch but chob b stands his ground go grabbing onto the doi's arm and using his Brute Force to cut it off the arm regrow oh my God man squeezed his arm so tight it popped off and the dohi summons monsters to deal with them Thomas swiftly deals with the monsters as chob continues his fight with the Doshi it senses his tow as he attacks and he comments how attacks from one who cannot use towel are trivial because he can instantly regenerate from it I love how uh they do this in Shonen anime when the power system starts to come to light and they just um they like suddenly all the characters everywhere in the world at the same time learn about the power system you know it's like nen and Hunter Hunter but nen and Hunter Hunter actually makes sense because they seek them out after the hunter exam to teach them nen but here it's like all parties are learning about too at exactly the same time despite being separated that's like the the quintessential show in p uh Power System introduction it sees a disturbance in ch B's to seeing it as a blind spot and chob gets slashed falling to the ground the Doshi bro you didn't need to look at his towel you just needed to look at his face and see that he's literally missing an eye comments on how fragile humans are and he plans to return him to the pit a man not the pit but chob suddenly drives his fist through the monster's face if you can call that a face and he gets back up the Doshi wonders how chob bro man fisted him dude tell me this doesn't look like a butthole like they could not have made this look any less like a butthole I'm just saying was able to regenerate thinking he merged with the plants during his time in the pit chob mentions how he sensed something from the Doshi and he speculates that it's the key to defeating the tensen the Doshi attacks with the intent to kill but chob is able to block the attack the impact breaks his arms but it quickly snaps back into place what this dude obtained some kind of crazy PL tenen regeneration Powers they continue to exchange blows and CH manages to push the monster back as it notes that his tow is continuously growing CH doesn't know what's happening to him and the monster suggests he is transforming into something that isn't human but he isn't bothered saying nothing in the world Remains the Same we learned that when the brothers were taken by the bandits they weren't convinced that the boys could join them because of their privileged upbringing they're gutter rats but Cho B cut his eye to persuade them why his eye you could have persuaded him by cutting off a toe or something what your eye oh my god I've chosen to cut off my eye because much like how I now don't have depth perception since I'm missing an eye so too do I have am I completely out of my depth joining your little gang right now and this is how he was accepted into their group cutting off a toe is hard nucks he cut off his eye he cut let his eye out to prove that he's a gigachad brother CH B charges at the Doshi as he endures the energy blasts and he manages to land a hit on its Naval which makes it his Naval they bro why couldn't they hit him in the balls that would have been so much better cough of blood confirming that the naval is its weak point the Doshi jumps back wait so is that the weak point of all Lord tenin all Lord Tenzin have a weak tummy launching an energy blast but chob manages to dodge it bro look he mentions jumps back launching an energy blast but CH he is so badass with the black Scaro with the cool neck marks oh my God manages to dodge it he mentions how he can now see the energy around its body and this scares the Doshi calling on the monsters to help him but Toma has already defeated them the monster gathers T Energy using his hand but Cho Bas stops on it so who is this guy this guy's just like an emissary of the Lord tenzen and he it's the source of TOA what so TOA is just firebending that the source of to starts from the gut replicates the technique using it to punch a hole into the doi's stomach man fisted that ugly bastard senses the doshi's towel thanks for the raid anime DJ and he realizes it's on the brink of death so he starts asking questions about the tenson at that moment Tomo becomes worried as he notices marks on ch's body which look like Vines and they appear to be growing we learn that the scar on May's body is similar Tomia tries to learn to while fighting and has a hook no they gave him a hook asking for ma Uncle Arrow's wisdom still lives today VI but she tells him he's doing it wrong they observe gabimaru as he fights but may notes that he also doesn't get it fui sees may as a mystery wondering who she is as gabimaru recalls how the girl used her power to save him so he concludes she isn't a normal human the DOI leading the pack recognizes May so he attacks Tomia who manages to block bro blocked to kick like that damn but he isn't able to stop the monster from taking May the Doshi says he has been looking for her revealing how she was banished from the palace and she disappeared from hor she's a DOI they were forbidden from searching for her she's a lord tenzen but the monster is happy to stumble upon her gabimaru asks what's going on and the Doshi says she doesn't belong with the humans as he reveals she feeds off of humans just like the tenson the monster implores made her return to hori but may looks at gabimaru with a so what is she may is a sex toy why would you even say that in chat right now dad look on her face so he goes to her saying he doesn't want her to cry the doshi's colleague appears and to so he goes to her doesn't want her to cry the do she bro has a whole whole set of nuts on his chin oh my God colag Appears and together they summon centipedes and butterflies to their side Tomia tries to attack but he is immediately stopped by a tow attack and the Doshi proceeds to assault them but they all get pushed back the power of centipedes damn gabimaru wonders why they want May so the DOI explains how she helps them with bro looks like Peter Griffin walking nightmare on stre they reveal there are five steps to mastering towel man I love when villains explain that [ __ ] I love when villains are like listen you fools you children you don't even understand the beginning of to by the way there's five different types of tower the first type is nen the second type is zetsu the third one is Ren the fourth one is hatu and to master all of them together you can admit and the most important one requires a partner since it requires the participants to make love based power system yes the sex power system we've needed these we have needed the sex power system let's freaking go I am so bored of all that training of meditation and cringe dog it's all about the sex power system the yin and yang when your penis enters a vagina you unlock incredible Powers the DOI that is why gay people don't exist on this island explains how all I'm sorry I had to things possess yin and yang energies and both energies circulate when male and female join together the best power system ladies and gentlemen the best power system you can suck it nen from Hunter Hunter JoJo stains get the hell out of here you think you're cool chakra H devil fruits you are kidding well the sex power system finally finally Peak Shonen writing has been achieved we are reaching the greatest Heights of Shonen the homosexuals guess I'll die damn she want her because she possesses embraced the rule 34 dude I'm telling you I have literally see more rule 34 than the actual anime of this stuff the highest quality of Yin energy which can be made to circulate with their Yang energy they also reveal that may has the same Origins as the tenson but she is inferior because unlike them she only possesses in energy which is the same reason why she was banished from the palace leaving her as a training partner for the dois a training partner wait what they ask May to return but gabimaru becomes enraged hearing this refusing to let them have her the Doshi transform themselves similar to how zujan transformed himself into a flower monster Tommy has struggles against a butterfly monster while gabimaru uses his fire technique to destroy his opponent's arm the Monster Fires a barrage of tal attacks which gabim Maru Dodges even though he can't see the two Warriors fall back as the butterflies pursue them but gabim Maru uses a fire breathing technique to create a firewall that's awesome oh my God this man has gotten better White Fang thanks so much for the raid go Maru notes how he can now sense to vaguely but he wants to detect it more precisely at that moment fui tells them what is this I've been doing the whole time he has deciphered May's words saying their minds must be both strong and weak to see to May touches goar's hands helping him sense his own towel as fui goes on I'm being polite here they're constantly raping her yeah I got that thanks to explain that t requires a specific state of mind and he tells gabimaru to weaken his mind this confuses him at first but he remembers the moment he shared with sagiri and he begins to grasp the concept an entire power system based off of simping that's crazy that's crazy so so basically TOA is like this whole ying yang balance shiz that that's the the vibe I'm really Gathering uh you got the yin and the Yang and it's balance and teamwork and balance and mutual syage will finally unlock you to new heights and that's the old male women [ __ ] that is what it's on all about brother prepares to face the monsters as May comments that gabim Mar's tow is enormous the DOI attack oh gabim Maru oh your towel your your towel so bigs him with to blasts but he clearly sees it approaching dodging all the attacks and he dashes toward the monster as garu closes the distance the Doshi tries to punch him but he evades as he notes that he can now predict attacks from sensing the movement of one's towel bro man unlocked visual hockey let's go observation hockey tow dude this man has a massive veiny girthy throbing raging tow right now the monster follows up but gabimaru touches its fist causing its arm to break oh my God and he lands a kick on both of the monsters Tomia doesn't want to be upstaged so he charges at the centipede monster slashing it in half while garu burns the but butterfly Doshi meanwhile the others are able to open the giant door allowing them to enter hori but a tense and named mudon suddenly decapitates h no I like that guy what you just go the tinson tells them they are the first humans to reach that place and yuzuri becomes scared so she has no [ __ ] on her face so I don't know how she's even expecting to fight he starts running away but mudon instantly grabs onto her saying he just wants to talk tells the mudon is a 10 and he reveals he has accelerated hak's transformation so he will soon lose his awareness hako wants his soul to be invited into hor but Mudan tells him their religion was a lie invented to maintain order on the island oh my God r/ atheism crying right now punching the air he adds that the island is a place for conducting human experiments as he shows them the Kyoshi which are creatures he made using humans oh my God mudon says there is no elixir on the island and he reveals that if a human consumes tan that will turn into a tree just like hako and the other villagers he tells them their Journey has come to an end telling them to go with him but yuzuri uses her substitution she used her substitution jutsu attack he actually said that and telling them to go with him but yuzuri uses her substitution jutsu attacking him from ladies and gentlemen I present you the final utsuri pose the underbob ladies and gentlemen we have now seen utsuri Bobs from every angle we have seen up boob we've seen Down boob we've seen side boob we've seen Center Stage boob and angle boob ladies and gentlemen finally the final flying boob we have been missing we have collected all five pieces of the puzzle the legendary boob zodia from behind and cutting off his head oh that'll do it proceed to run away thinking the threat has been dealt with but he quickly regenerates ordering the Kyoshi to attack yuzuri who manages to evade we learned that yuzuri knows something similar to TA which is known asqi but she still hasn't mastered it mudon invites her to be his to training partner as he uses a tow attack to Blast sagiri Away invite him to be his training partner you know what that means right you know what that means know what that means in this anime training partner as he explains his technique to yuzuri Senna Cuts him up and yuzui drinks a certain liquid Senna does something Santa does something using fluids to come out of her body oh man she's using the come in her face transformation this is the Super Saiyan equivalent of hentai she reveals that her Ninjutsu allows her to secrete the liquids her ability is to come on her her enemies that she swallows which happens to be snake poison oh damn that is a lot cooler she uses her ability to bind mudon using the poison to burn his skin before SL that is such iing him into pieces but mudon regenerates and he comments on her abilities seeing it as an application of T but he says she's still has room for improvement sent and dogri strike at him but he casually Dodges their attacks before grabbing onto yuzu's leg oh God and then he has sex with her for tow purposes not dude this is crazy when I say that I am look um on rule34.com for research purposes or as a tax write off or for business like I'm not not lying this man could literally say that that like his his all his sex is just attacks right off this man and pushing sen a back hako tells sagiri about the tenson weakness as mood on lectures now's a great time to yeah yeah yeah now tell him yeah yeah why didn't you tell them about the tenson weakness before jri about ta but sagiri suddenly interrupts them forcing him to jump away mudon notes that sagiri has an average amount of towel thinking she can't do anything but she bro bro bro has the problem of he's watched so much Shonen he's like bro you are a woman in a Shonen you have nothing he launches her sword at his navl and she cuts him open we learned that the source of to why didn't he block it is located at the navl so it serves as the tenson weakness however Mudan is unaffected saying sagiri hasn't mastered towel but sagiri remains calm and she suddenly exudes T Energy as she launches a slash which scratches mud's face the wound doesn't regenerate and we learn that sagiri has been able to sense to all along what oh my God the crazy twist you should have not called her mid Mudan prepares to strike sagiri but yuzuri restrains him and sagiri prepares to cut him down he blows sagiri away ordering the blows sagiri Yi to deal with yuzuri but Santa makes quick work of them dude Airi continues being useful what puron dude this is a sick fight keeps dodging so her allies cut off his limbs giving her an opening however mudon takes to the skies and he how how does he do that how did he do that he bombs them with tal attacks oh my God as sagiri takes cover she realizes her body is reaching its limit but yuzuri tells her not to give up saying she can kill the tenson yuzui wrapped snake poison around mud's leg but he bombs her with tow attacks bro grab she just grabbed mud on with nut he blew from his butth hle to launch I believe it which she endures before slamming him into the ground mudon gets back up but Senna stabs him from behind restricting his movements as sagiri goes in for the kill she slices dud this is actually a sick fight this is a sick fight through his navl making him fall to the ground mudon is defeated but sagiri desaires knowing the Elixir doesn't exist in a flashback wait they killed the Lord t bro what that's crazy that is a that was a sick fight oh my God they already gave it their all man died with his butt in the air god damn but or is this before phase two and he transforms into flower wielding I don't know semen giri dispares knowing the Elixir doesn't exist in a flashback we learned that sandon never wanted to be an executioner but his family forced him into it he studied religion to rationalize killing people which he was praised for damn there are some really deep philosophical takes on religion in this anime godamn like I thought this was just going to be a sausage fest allowing him to rank up but since meeting isuri he became jealous of how free she is Lord is a s Lord the man's a simp it's Cannon and he started to admire her back in the presid do gabimaru stands above the remains of the Doshi thinking he still needs to master the use of to he asks May why she followed him he just sees her he thinks she's free just because she's not wearing a bra but blood suddenly oozes from his nose as he collapses yuzuri notices a number of strange flowers in their area as she points them out they suddenly attack her dude they went right for her boobs brother strange flowers in their area as she points them out they suddenly dog they I dude if I was that flower I would literally do the same exact thing attack her but Santa Shields her and he starts dreaming about drawing paintings of yui as he enters Eternal Bliss the attack instantly bro SED so hard he died transforms him into flowers oh my god dude no not my boy I was making so much fun of you but no but he loved it okay I love getting my ball Stepped On by beautiful women that doesn't mean that take that out editor cut that out editor editor editor annihilate the [ __ ] out of that replace it with an ad for hellofresh because people if they like click my link in the description they're literally supporting me editor please oh my God I cannot believe this man literally SED to his death and he died in like one of the most badass and tragic deaths I've ever seen like that is wild this man managed to make sing cool again he's the Donald Trump of sing and a huge flower monster appears before them and mudon is revealed to be still alive bro man will not stop editing YouTube videos he under goes his transformation Mudan attacks them with his flowers but Shion arrives and saves them just in time I freaking love this guy he tells nugi to help them get away while he prepares to fight against mudon no recognizing him as a tenson do not dude please do not kill this guy I like him so much he's so cool man is so cool he seems to have figured out to by sensing the waves of a creature and he thinks he can kill Mudan by directly cutting his wave nuga cuts the roots of the flowers transforming Santa and it seems to be able to slow his transformation wait so Santa doesn't die dub sagiri wonders what they can do for him and yuzuri decides to try and heal him meanwhile Shion fights against mood bro they're leaving him alone why are you leaving him alone on and he even manages to knock him back yuzuri is surprised he is so strong and sagiri can see that Mudan isn't able to heal from shion's attacks but Shion took some damage in the exchange and flowers start to no bro God no pleas on his body he instantly Cuts all of the flowers off but sagiri thinks he is losing too much blood sagiri wants to help him so nugi suggests they all attack together but yuzuri claims she is all out of energy nuga suddenly hugs her and she hugs sagiri as well and they wonder what she is doing nuga said yo she's comboing with them dude this is just some some lesbian tow training as she used to do it to her grandfather to energize him and she tried it on Shian as well which seemed to help him recover sagiri thinks it has something to do with ta but they quickly go to help xion sagiri tells him about the weak point in the name but Shion notes that Mudan has two navels just cut the naval he has two navels my God that is the most anime thing I've ever seen and just being scratched by his attack would be fatal sagiri reveals they covered themselves in yuzu's mucus which should be God I wish that was me able to prevent scratches and stop flowers from growing so they plan to act as decoys for him Mudan appears behind nugi and S protects her cutting down mud's Vines Shion is impressed at her ability to sense waves and she is able to use it to predict the attacks right Shion prepares to attack but Mudan starts blasting him with energy attacks sagir and nuga cut down some of his Vines and Shion takes the chance to cut one of mud's legs mud's regeneration becomes slower and S like I literally want them to win so badly I'm like shaking but she is reaching her limits mudon gets back up unleashing his energy at all of them but Shion continues to charge forward remembering how he was forced to Let tenza Die he refuses to run away again and sagiri and nuga manag to pin mud's hands Shion gathers all his power into his blade but as he is about to strike he wonders if the naval is really its weakness God oh God don't do this because he doesn't sense waves coming from that area time is running out but sna suddenly tells and the weakness is the center of the flower it's the penis this is what I've been saying all along you go for the balls ladies and gentlemen because that's where all the nutrients in a flour are located and Shion slashes it allowing him to defeat mudon just in time let's go bro bro they killed a tensen they did it soiri rushes to check up on Senna but yuzuri says he doesn't have much more time she reveals she only only has one more s but she thinks it would be better used on Shion sagiri doesn't want to accept this but yuzuri says she is just a realist telling Senna he isn't going to make it she tells him to be true to himself and at least at least let him cop a feeli before he goes at least let a man at least let let the man grab some some titty before he vanishes to the shadow realm come on his final moments and Sant imagines being in the arms of the one he admired after this they wonder what they should do God that is the saddest thing I've ever heard man's literally dying and Santa has to imagine he's in her arms she can't even give the man a hug brother oh man imagines being in the arms of the one he admired after this they wonder what they should do next and sagiri refuses to lose any more people no longer seeing them as criminals and executioners but she decides to do everything she can so that they can all make it back alive meanwhile gabimaru wakes up and he is instantly on edge Tomia tells him to relax rels and gabimaru wonders where they are fui reveals they found a cave halfway up the valley and it seems gabimaru has lost his memory what sagiri's group continues forward and they are surprised to see a number of statues and temples they decide to get some rest in one of the buildings and yuzuri finds them a change of clothes Shion reviews I'm so scared the information that they have so far he notes that t is a power that everyone possesses and mastering it will allow a person to ACH superhuman abilities but he says they have to be careful using it because T is life itself bro man has more blood out of his body than inside right now this is some Zoro nothing happen level [ __ ] and if they use too much it could cause physical and mental changes or even affect memories in Consciousness and in the worst case overuse will likely lead to death yuzuri wonders what they should do since the your change of clothes shows just as much cleavage as before God I love this anime elixir of life doesn't exist because the Shogun won't accept that but sagiri tells them how gabari told her it exists since his village Chief was actually Immortal however yuzuri thinks that might have just been an illusion because Shinobi often used them to brainwash and control children when they are young saying they did the same thing in her Village yuzuri also finds the story about gabim maru's wife strange because Shinobi are just pawns she thinks his wife might not even exist and bro the [ __ ] tattoo wasn't real are you telling me that the [ __ ] brand didn't even have she could have been another one of the chief's Illusions used to motivate him we see gabimaru has completely lost his memory only remembering that he has got that would be a sick twist that would be a wild twist oh my God if that was actually true and that whole backstory that he had was like an actual illusion that would be and juu levels of gaslighting that would be crazy oh my God that would be wild see I I can't imagine an anime actually doing that giving him such a distinct backstory and then just show that that's the trauma of the terrible upbringing that he actually had but if that was true that would be nutty Mar the hollow and he plays along with the other three to get information about where he is May asks if he is okay and he says he is fine but she can sense a disturbance in his towel sagiri keeps watch at night and Shion joins her she thinks about all the people they have lost and she worries about gabimaru Shion wonders if she likes him where did that come from but sagiri finds it all too sad that he is trying so hard to get back his life but she might not even exist even though he's a killer she doesn't think he is a bad person so she hopes that he can be reunited with her but that's where this video ends I hope you enjoyed this video I did I did that was good that this is a sick anime uh from what I understand is this the whole anime or is this just like the first half of the anime is this the first six episodes oh it's the whole season one all right well ladies and gentlemen I am getting in there I I'm going to keep watching this [ __ ] this looked this was sick like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Length: 123min 11sec (7391 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 14 2023