I BANNED Dunks To Ruin Shaq's Career

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in today's video Shaq will not be able to successfully dunk as dunks are banned from the league for Four Seasons straight with Shaq having all of his entire ratings set to zero is gonna be quite interesting to see how he will manage to perform however I do think Shaq could be effective in other ways so I put together a wide range of benefits that Shaq will gain after the end of every season so towards the end of season one we got Tim Duncan at MVP we got Yao Ming and rookie of the year we got Bobby Jackson at six men of the year and we got Ben Wallace as Defensive Player of the Year and we got Ricky Davis as most improved player so it's looking like I'm not gonna lie your boy Shaq got left out with dunks being banned from the league it was pretty evident that Shaq was struggling as they went 42-40 and could not get a spot in the playoffs so to start this season we gotta get my boy Shaq right we gotta select at least two overpowered upgrades and I'm not gonna lie these upgrades are overpowered so I think I'm about to go with number three that number three we got plus 30 mid range okay this is a game changer this gives my boy Shaq a chance to go crazy and then at number seven we're gonna go with oh my God a 33 Point rating so we do have to give my boy Shaq a nice little 73 Point rating you feel me and then we gotta give him a 55 three-point shot now do not sleep on that mid-range jumper because that could be no I'm saying that could be what makes Shaq go crazy you feel me okay so this is a really good song considering the fact that last season Kobe was not able to achieve MVP so what this means is most likely Shaq was a good teammate to my boy Kobe and he was able to help him out who knows but this is a very good sign for the Lakers and we got LeBron James winning rookie of the year then we got Carmelo winning six Man of the Year and we got Ben Wallace once again winning Defensive Player of the Year oh my God what type of pain is he putting in and then we got Tony Parker winning most improved player of the year the Los Angeles Lakers come out on top with a better record compared to last season it's not the best but it's way better than last season they went 51 and 31 and they secure a spot in the playoffs handshake clutch it for the Lakers round one of the playoffs the Lakers will be competing against the Denver Nuggets and it's not looking too good the Denver Nuggets are extremely locked and they're ready to go and Shaq is over here just struggling it seems like Shaq cannot get a single shot to fall which would later cause the Los Angeles Lakers to crumble in round one and as you can see they have been eliminated Shaq clearly needs help here and I'm not gonna lie bro we gotta get this boy a ring before this video is over we just literally have to so we're gonna go with number two what do we get okay A plus 30 block rating okay this might be overpowered you never know never know how much Shaq can cook up in defense you never know let's try it we need a good one I'm not gonna lie like we need to go we need one that's like a game changer like we need something okay number four oh my God okay all Hall of Fame shooting badges now look shooting badges is gonna change this bro it's Gonna Change track's game bro I'm excited to see how this turns out so Shaq already has a pretty high block rating so we're gonna go ahead and just max this out at 99. and we got to get my boy right with these badges you feel me so he gets all Hall of Fame shooting badges so bro oh my God he gets all of this he just gets all of this on Hall of Fame like uh bro what do y'all think how do y'all think this is gonna go out let me know in the comment section down below how do y'all think Shaq is gonna perform at season three you feel me he's went two seasons without a ring and I just know he's like teed off just look at him like you just know he's just pissed all the way off so the wrap up season three we have Kevin Garnett at MVP we got Monty Madison at rookie of the year we got J.R Brimmer at six Man of the Year and we got I don't know how to say that so I'm just gonna hit him with the Andre as Defensive Player of the Year that's a little kid shocker because normally it's always been Wallace and at most improved player we got Jay Williams now I'm not gonna lie I'm low-key scared because bro there's no Laker like on this like award at all and I've definitely had the right to be scared because we went a whopping 30 and 52 this is terrible for the Lakers League I'm not gonna lie the Phoenix Suns went on to win the championship once again with Amar'e Stoudemire as Finals MVP all right so Shaq just needs everything at this point so we're gonna use all four of these benefits and then we're gonna see how Shaq performs in season four so at number one we have upgrade to 85 post fade okay this is huge because now he no longer has to just do standing jump shots he can actually take you down in a post and go crazy so that's a w and then at prize number two he gets Max shooting tendos okay so basically what this means is Shaq will actually shoot the ball now like he will shoot the ball almost any time time he has the biggest Slither of space okay and then at number three we have a point guard jump shot okay I'm not gonna I'm definitely throwing on Curry we are definitely throwing on Curry on Shaq these are some good benefits I'm bro Shaq should have got one of these earlier maybe he could have won a ring and then at number four we have a plus 30 ball control which is okay I guess you know what I'm saying it might help him out in a post to not get any turnovers or whatever but these are some overpowered stats we're gonna see how he performs in season four so why MVP we got LeBron James and at Rook of the year we got CP3 himself and then we got Josh Smith at six man of the year and then we got Kobe Bryant as defensive player of the year the Charlotte Bobcats failed to even make it to the playoff picture which means I guess these upgrades to Shaq were actually pointless because his career as we know it is officially ruined and a league where dunking his banned I feel like it cannot possibly be that hard to dominate as Shaq you know what I'm saying why not just understand why not just do a little post fade action hold on oh my God I just missed okay I suck okay this is gonna be harder than I thought but we're good 2-0 he's coming up to court Tony Parker's coming up the court feel me he's on Kobe I'm on Tim Duncan no I'm not bro all right we're all good we're all good we're all good we're the freaking Lakers bro we're good bro you know I'm saying we're down 4-0 but that is no problem I'm gonna go ahead give it to Kobe I'm gonna call for a screen feel me I'm Gonna Roll Off the left he's gonna oh my God wait let's try and step back let's try wait can we step back and shoot it yo we're already dying of stamina oh my God what what bro what type of step back was that that must okay that definitely came from like the 70 ball control it's all good it's all good you know what I'm saying it's just getting used to it plus this jump shot is really weird this is not Shaq's jump shot this is LaMarcus all just jump shot I did take everything from the seasons that I got and I'm using it currently in this game come on bro oh my God okay okay definitely getting that board definitely getting that board I'm saying go ahead listen to Kobe tell me all right we we just we gotta gotta get the scoring bro uh it's looking bad it's looking bad bro why is the shot timing like this okay yeah the goal here is to have more points in the other team by the first chord I'm only playing the first chord to film me oh my God okay no okay all right come on there's no way there's no we can't do this come on green let's go all right all right six two we're good filming only thing is we cannot dunk or anything I have all that turned down to 25 and zero oh my God we got a steal we gotta steal okay no no no LT LT oh my God Shaq coming up the court wait I low-key might wait do I create space or I do create space and remember y'all I have Hall of Fame Limitless oh my God now this is about to work this better work hello bro that was a green bro okay that's a lot uh-uh hell no okay we're coming down the court okay we still gotta win I mean not win but we still got to outscore them but I'm going to prioritize using Shaq feel me hold on green that's got to be green bro how's it not green like I'm literally in the green that brother has to be green bro oh my God he missed that's all the way all the way and coming down the court feel me oh my God where's Shaq at where is Shaq okay oh my God yo my stamina is killed bro bro but Shaq really has this bad stamina back in the day oh my God yo get away from me all right all right we're good this is my last attempt bro there's no way that's not green all right bro ah all right bro all right this three-point rating is terrible all right so we definitely can't dominate from the three-point line it looks like yeah I definitely see why Shaq couldn't score now I I probably should have gave him like a 99 three-pointer or something but that would have been too overpowered okay I see I see we're probably just gonna have to play as a team here so I'm gonna get a ball to Kobe you know what I'm saying okay oh my God like these AIS are just going stupid bro these ARS are just going stupid holy no you miss you miss you miss I ain't gonna lie yeah we lost we lost but now 11 2 there's 47 seconds left we we most definitely lost I don't Shaq I don't even know how you call me to help your career there's nothing I can do for you I mean oh my oh my God yeah come on green that's it bye let's go all right come on come on 34 seconds 34 seconds please please please come on yo you're like you they're like trying to hold ball they're trying to hold ball I'm gonna just leave them open gotta gamble not a gamble come on shoot the ball shoot the ball I'm begging you oh my God oh my God where's Kobe where's Kobe ASAP you know what I'm trusting Shaq how much time oh heck no oh heck no oh my God God I'm leaning bro all right bro this team this team uh yeah I'm not gonna lie I could not help the Lakers Dynasty by the end of this first quarter bro uh they I don't know bro Shaq just needs a whole reboot but it's been your boy Disco If y'all boys enjoyed this video be sure to drop a like turn on post notes and Shaq I'm sorry I completely obliterated your career I'm out peace
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Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)
Published: Mon Feb 06 2023
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