I Banned Dribbling To Ruin Kyrie's Career

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for this entire video Kyrie won't dribble it one time and even if he tries I gave him a 25 ball handle the lowest in the game and now if he tries to dribble at all he's pretty much gonna Bobble it there's no way he's going to be able to create his own shot and to really make sure he doesn't dribble anytime we have to hop into a game I will be player locked on him Otto Porter I appreciate the screen but I can't dribble bro but let's just say I do have the ball and I dribble now I'm gonna be punished for it so we'll click number two and now he's getting a minus 10 speed so a 77 obviously is going down to a 67 but also at the same time we do have to help him out every season so now he's probably gonna be able to dunk and finish a little better but despite those upgrades Kyrie and the Cavs really aren't ready and to be honest they're not really close with the third pick in the 2012 NBA draft the Cleveland Cavaliers select Damian Lillard of Weber State University I'm glad we drafted a point guard somebody who can actually dribble and while we're at it we're entering a new season so now we're giving Kyrie a plus 23. so he started off with a 77 obviously now a 97 and now with Kyrie's overall in the 80 along with another really good shot Creator and Damian Lillard the Cavs have to be good this season and yeah definitely when I meant good I meant they would have a really good draft pick too bad the player I wanted went one pick before us oh bro it would have been so nice to have you honest bro we missed him by one pick fine though you know what I trust them after they drafted okay Auto Porter's all right I guess and for our third upgrade Kyrie's getting a massive defensive boost and this season I actually had hope Damian lill is in 84 and somehow we signed Brook Lopez so his team might be able to compete or not okay we're about to miss the playoffs again nah there's no way we make it and again for the third straight season the Cavs and Kyrie are looking towards the draft but this time they might have made their best selection yet probably a perfect fit for Kyrie and speaking of Kyrie season number four upgrade number four now we get one free trade which is good Brooke Lopez I think we're gonna trade you for Gallinari me and him got the same haircut basically which is crazy and this time this time Kyrie and the Cavs they have to make the playoffs and without dribbling the ball one time Kyrie averaged 20 points per game with the Cavs winning 43 of those but they still miss the playoffs bro we tied with Atlanta who was the eight seed and I'm assuming we lost the tiebreaker Kyrie's five seasons then and while he's still playing well without dribbling he literally hasn't done anything and this next upgrade really doesn't help the cause plus 15 strength that's kind of lame I'm not gonna lie you know what give me one more upgrade why not I make the rules and we have now okay that looks that's so much better bro boom his steal now up to an 88 and then his Block's still kind of bad but now a 57 and this time for real I'm not trying to fake anyone out the Cavs made the playoffs and they would be up against Philly in the first round 100.93 really like he's good I don't know if he was ever really that good to be a 93. but ironically it would be Andre Iguodala going to Cleveland on their home court and dominating taking the first two games all right man come on we're the higher seed don't do this to me and for game number three this time it wasn't Iguodala it was true holiday and not only did he lock up Kyrie who already can't dribble he also finished with 35 points and game number four was more of the same don't hit me please okay nope true holiday I can't I can't dribble bro right behind you please okay nope Drew's right there I'm open again I'm open again I'm not open again nope okay it's over it's over I really jinxed it and Philly they literally made it to the finals how did LeBron get how did why is he here okay so luckily enough I didn't dribble when I was in that one game also it's day number two that's why like the board is blank I removed all the old ones but right now most importantly Kyrie's gonna dunk like Kobe and I'm gonna be honest that upgrade's totally useless and as a matter of fact he doesn't dunk for the entirety of the video If Kyrie's going to succeed without dribbling it's gonna come from the jump shot and there's a very specific jump shot we have to pay attention to later yo oh my God bro but in the meantime bro I don't understand what's going on with the Eastern Conference bro we missed the playoffs by like two games 45 wins in real life gets you into the playoffs but next season Kyrie in the Cavs would bounce back I don't even know how I don't write a script I don't even know how to describe it they played really well though bro we won 67 games oh my God and how is LeBron on Portland and in the first round Kyrie and the Cavs will be up against Philly the team that eliminated them a couple seasons ago and they smoked them round number two they were up against boss Katie and Rondo's kind of a nasty Duo but they were still no match for Kyrie and the Cavs they smoked them but the Eastern Conference Finals that one wouldn't be so easy they were now up against the reigning Champion Detroit Pistons and Russell Westbrook oh and not only do they have Russell Westbrook but they have KP they have Dwight and then Jalen Brown not even fully developed he's also there how did they build this team I have no idea but Kyrie and the Cavs would storm into Detroit and take the first two games I don't know how they did that but come on man it's MVP Ross he's not going down without a fight two to two okay man that's fantastic and now we have a crucial game five in Detroit but once again this is MVP Westward we're talking about and our best player can't dribble the Pistons are up three to two in the series going into game six Cleveland was barely hanging on to the lead and of course we have the other problem we're running a play for somebody I can't dribble I can't I can't auto porter I appreciate the screen but I can't dribble bro I can't run this play golanari pass it back to me I'm wide open please okay I miss it badly who is that I don't know who that is with the ball Kyrie with a stop I can't dribble again somebody please get the ball bro stop running away I'm behind you I'm behind you I'm behind you I'm open okay throw it down to you okay and jokic throw it down to me no no no he dribbled he dribbled twice he dribbled twice if it's yoka jokic do something with it no stop passing it back to me who is that on the wing JJ Redick why are you standing there oh my God we're about to choke this lead away we're sending me the screen please you gotta hit one right thank you thank you wait wait wait wait be careful be careful don't pass it to be too early wide open Kyrie please thank you thank you pass it off to Dame Dame shoot it that's it oh my God he's waving bro we're down in the series I hope you know that if we wind up losing the series now we know and shortly after the Cavs will be heading back to Detroit for game seven Harry is one game away from making it to his first Finals and they got absolutely Smoked by Russell Westbrook why did he have to celebrate bro I knew it I knew as soon as he celebrated I knew we were cooked and yeah I did dribble twice so we have to open up two boxes so now minus 10 dunk and the one right next to it minus 10 on his layoffs but even though we downgraded Kyrie he still has a really well-rounded game and once again the Cavs would make it to the playoffs and not just make it to the playoffs and make it to the second round I'm gonna be honest this Heat team kind of scaring me Kyle Lowry James Harden and not only do they have those two but they also have Chris Bosh and it's no coincidence that the new Miami big three would go up three to one we're going home we're going we're going somewhere bro we're going on vacation three options grades let's go number 14 number 15 number 16. and I don't know how bro if he doesn't win a defensive player after this and spoiler alert he didn't but there would be a different award going to Cleveland and it wouldn't be going to Kyrie I'm so glad jokic is on our side the Cavs will once again be the number one seed but in the second round it would be going up against Detroit again they have KD bro I'm gonna be honest I saw KD I didn't realize that Westbrook was gone bro for a second I thought they had that old team that beat us and KD at the same time and right now oh my God we're cooking them and at that point it was over Kyrie went into Detroit closed them out and now they would be heading back to Miami for a rematch come on man three oh three oh let's let's come on and unfortunately the Cavs will lose game four and not just lose get absolutely fried okay let's hope this is not the start of okay please don't choke away at three only bro they're about to lose two in a row they're about to lose two they're actually about to blow three old lead and not only did they lose two in a row they lost three in a row Cavs are on the brink of blowing a 3-0 lead yeah we might be cooked we might be cooked we literally lost three in a row but game seven would be played back in Cleveland the fans are hyped the team is in good spirits and they got cooked again they blew it they blew it they blew it they blew it they blew it they blew it they blew a 3-0 lead I can't I don't I don't know bro yeah okay plus ten Dawn plus ten three plus fifteen Strang watch we're about to get cooked again I literally am losing faith oh wait wait wait wait wait we can dribble on one possession that's actually I'm gonna keep that in my back pocket for a second yokichon MVP again and I saw I scroll through it a little bit Kyrie another defensive player I still don't trust it but obviously I was wrong because the Cavs would make it again to the Conference Finals Detroit quite scary as usual kdkp Jalen Brown somebody please explain that to me but game one two and three would all go to the Cavs and game number four would complete the sweep it's over it's over Kyrie without dribbling it one time has made it to the finals and now he's up against a fully confident Ben Simmons who actually went into Cleveland and stole a game but then the Cavs will go on to the Pelicans home court and do the same thing the series is tied two to two but that wouldn't last for long Kyrie and the Cavs would dominate back on their home court and it looks like they're running away with it so the Cavs are about to go up three to two but still I've seen enough simulations to know not to trust it but I should have had some confidence Kyrie and the Cavs would go into New Orleans dominate one last time and raise the trophy on their home court let's go man they did it finally it took I don't know bro what season are we in but it's not over yet we need more championships and on top of that I didn't forget we still have this upgrade and at some point we're using it but in the meantime once again the Cavs would storm back to the finals now we're up against la oh they have Iguodala who eliminated us earlier the Cavs are up 3-0 and now now in game four that had the chance to close him out somebody run a play for me or something okay we'll hand off to Dane aim back to me that's a questionable shot I don't know why I shot it I'm there I'm there Donovan come on bro I I come on that's a two-time three-time four-time five-time defensive player of the year for a couple free throws and 26 seconds away from another championship but of course Kyrie isn't missing those free throws and just like that he's now a two-time NBA champion and I'm not even gonna waste your time the next season they made it again but this time he was up against his toughest opponent yet I'm actually terrified bro they have luawu cavaro and walking out of the first two games we had a one-to-one tie but Kyrie as he's done for the entire simulation went on the road in Portland and stole two more games and going into game four he's two minutes away from a three-pie bro did they put LeBron on Kyrie are you for real bro I literally can't I'm standing here stationary also where is Dame where is jokic why are they not in the game who is that with the ball who just shot that I really want to dribble I have that one upgrade but no no we're gonna save it we're gonna save it or we could use a huge bucket I kind of have space bro that's Evan Fournier he doesn't play defense and apparently I can't shoot the defense oh my God who is that who is that who just did that to me what is this what is this he left me in the door hit me please I'm open kinda I have some space thank you four point game we could still come back yo I'm open I'm open I'm open I'm open I'm open I'm not open okay good pass good pass good pass good pass come on we're making this comeback I still have that one upgrade in the back pocket I could dribble for one possession and okay come on bro oh my God and the screen is shaking you know what we're gonna trust Dane with ball though running a Damon jokic pick and roll pick and pop jokes is wide open yoke it's MVP yo oh my God bro I had my hand off of the controller oh my God yo don't do that to me again please don't do that again help out a bit okay no way we're about to get sent home by luawu cavaro good defense timeout timeout timeout timeout I think I can't believe how good this is right now but I'm using that last upgrade I've been saving it for a moment like this we have a one point game go go go go go go go go go go go go go draw the foul okay thank you thank you thank you thank you make the free throw make the free throw you have like a 90 something let's go let's go okay one point lead do not they don't have a timeout oh my God they don't have a timeout yo I swear to God if he hits that I'm never uploading again this video won't even make it and so Kyrie's story ends with a three-peat and a Finals MVP the greatest ball handler of all time and he didn't dribble once but what if we took the greatest shooter of all time Steph Curry and banned him from shooting a three for an entire video you want to see how that one plays out videos on the left it's right there why haven't you clicked it yet
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Channel: Med
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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)
Published: Sat Dec 24 2022
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