I Apologize For My Geography Education (Sporcle)

by 100 countries by pictures this is where i'm gonna be embarrassed okay can i tell you right off the bat i do not know uh i'm gonna say number two that's egypt this this is a marathon here this might make you laugh i thought that was oh oh the roman city of tim good that that's algeria we know that from the toilet quiz i don't know the answer to this there's a cannon a large cruise ship there's no information on this one i know this kind of looks like russia to me let's let's see okay never mind um i should know that i should know that man where's the hagia sophia oh that's embarrassing well hold on i'm so embarrassed i'm a north american okay just relax i'm trying to educate myself is this jordan some one of these is in jordan man i'm i'm i'm not i'm scared uh okay hand bridge elephant tusks kenya let's go let's go we're back on the board okay this is somewhere in europe confirmed i have no idea okay sydney we i mean australia sorry australia okay no looking at chad no glancing that's koala that's uh malaysia not kuala lumpur it's country name okay here we go here we go that's russia that's um ukraine okay that's jordan one of these days i'm gonna get it right man um that's england no that come on man that's embarrassing i know this i've seen this is this singapore okay he's learning that is a there's a country that's like switzerland it's a country that's like germany it's a country like it's like lithuania it's a country like poland you know what that could be luxembourg could be slovenia could be slovakia that could be a pass because we're running out of time that must be bhutan oh monaco don't try to sneak one by me okay that's italy it's in venice got it got it here we go we got some progress that's outer space come on man that's that's that's outer space how am i supposed to take this photo this how am i supposed to know what this photo is that's earth molyer bay underwater sculpture park france no all right well uh oh wait well uh coat d'ivoire senegal one of these days okay hold on we're gonna figure this out at some point it's a it's a canal it's the suez canal in egypt it's the panama canal yeah let's go okay good stuff good stuff the great blue hole verdansk i have no idea man that's probably like new zealand it's the pacific ocean how am i supposed to know the great blue hole cactus jack sent me that's the united states of america don't try to get one over on me okay that is um um that's dwight eisenhower is somewhere in the pacific could be japan could be indonesia that's the matterhorn let's go okay 50 50 is all i ask for that's like peru yeah all right he's learning some he's learning some brazil t-pose i don't that's uh that's spain okay yeah yeah he's got momentum that's uh that's russia this is from a song movie that's mexico that's uh belize that's uh guadala oh he's so good first try um cambodia thailand laos vietnam uh hold on i'm working it through in my brain in the mountains in the mountains in the middle of i don't know that's a hoba meteorite i have no idea this uh is a salt mine i only knew because of the description careful it's not what you may think this is not the coliseum in italy it's the globe theater in england bro how am i supposed to get this like like just be realistic is there any context clue anywhere at all here how am i supposed to know where this is are you crazy maybe hold on let me united kingdom maybe england doesn't count okay it was worth a shot 50. we're looking for 50. i have no idea what this is this is cambodia i could have told you that i've never been more embarrassed that's clearly jordan or greece or cyprus bro your house is inside of a big rock do anyone ever tell you that that's it this to me looks baltic that's finland or sweden or norway or denmark or estonia or lithuania or latvia or belarus or i i'm dying man i'm dying out here it's beautiful as new zealand there's vanuatu vana it's this seychelles i don't know man let me go let me go graffiti graffiti this is uh yeah okay he got because i saw it on the graffiti on the border with china on the border with china mongolia kyrgyz kirkus stan china borders too many countries russia i stole it i stole it from chat that's nepal okay okay momentum momentum there's france we got more than half the time left i don't know what that is unless it was in civilization i don't know what this must be norway because it looks like elsa's palace okay um this is chichen itza 100 that's europe right there sweden we're gonna get it one of these okay there we go now we're talking now we're talking what what is this like that's actually where you fight a boss in sakiro this is actually sagat's level from uh street fighter 2. i'm not trying to be culturally insensitive but this is literally where you fight sagat um okay that is like uh scotland or ireland or what's up i couldn't i couldn't buy it okay fair enough it took an hour you're telling me yeah sorry we can handle it after the stream i don't know what this is samarkand i should know that i don't know it but i recognize it from sieve i know this okay that's easter island which is part of papua new guinea it's part of the cook islands i don't know man this is crazy i always forget yeah i i always think that easter island is in oceania but it's in south america because it literally says that okay that's north korea 29 i'm getting demoralized let's get back that's the acropolis in greece this must be in south or central america as based on the little model water slide of chichen itza [Laughter] uh that's um this looks like it's from an assassin's creed game that's all i have to say there is this perhaps saudi arabia we can aim higher we we can get 60. that's new zealand that's not new zealand it's greenland okay that's maybe that was a bit of a stretch that's new zealand oh that's so embarrassing cambodia vietnam i don't know it's so embarrassing they they chose the hobbit house for new zealand that must be jamaica okay six who believes we can get 60. there we go now that we've got momentum we can't be stopped i don't know this yet but i will get it i don't know it on the border with the u.s really you had your choice with canada and it's the second largest country on earth and you decided to take niagara falls a little embarrassing quite frankly um that's japan yeah whatever it looks nice south no no no no uganda um north yungas highway morocco hey uh the netherlands we're starting to get there england sorry the uk appreciate the landmarks i don't know these are some sick statues switzerland that's norway that is germany told ya easy i mean this is a sweet looking that's actually where you fight vicar amelia that's lithuania estonia belgium no come on norway it's sweden finland latvia lithuania poland slovakia slovenia czechia luxembourg austria serbia albania belarus hungary bulgaria romania moldova and dora portugal iceland greenland i'm out man spain i'm dumb i that's that's every country of europe north macedonia bosnia and herzegovina croatia turkey malta cyprus i'm done man i'm actually done i'm i wasted all my time this looks like it was built by asher bonnie paul this is the excalibur hotel in las vegas usa um here we go latvia norway sweden wait this this is don quixote portugal linking with denmark sweden get bodied easy easy answer um this is uh creep is a country man corsica um corsica sardinia italy um sicily what am i doing my brain's broken malta that's malta dude next okay that's iceland easy easy answer i have no clue i'm i've never been more embarrassed in myself than this quiz right here i've never felt less worldly on the border with brazil where is this beautiful waterfall does it border venezuela does it border argentina it what that's amazing this is scotland dude what that's english it's ireland yeah okay okay i mean that looks amazing don't get me wrong but oh my god we're back at the start okay gotta get 13 in the next five minutes 13 in the next five minutes if you don't know in two seconds move on oman yemen um iran okay we're trying a few and then we're moving on don't know this one should be gettable norway belarus it's freaking cold i'll tell you that much finland coldest country on earth probably um bulgaria turkey turkey okay 60's no problem we can get 70. i don't know this one i'll admit i just don't know it this is uh maybe south africa this is uganda um next libya algeria we already got algeria and morocco i don't have an answer for you cool bridge i don't have an answer hold on hold on come on welcome welcome i don't have an answer for this one but it looks like a guy holding a big sandwich i have no answer if i have no answer i'm just typing south africa from now on this is in europe places in europe belgium uh i'm out poland uh luxembourg we haven't had norway yet denmark that dude that's denmark that's bulgaria as austria that's clearly hungary that's czechia let's go um belarus it's burning since it was lit by the soviet scientists in 1971. we didn't start the fire if it's not kazakhstan or uzbekistan we're moving on i have absolutely no idea i have absolutely no idea this is in europe latvia lithuania this is this is way too mountainous for belgium man this is austria come on if it's not austria it's clearly freaking hungary or andorra or moldova or romania this doesn't even make sense to me i don't even know what i'm looking at kazakhstan next i i don't know the great blue hole is so good but i don't know it come on okay come on yeah no you're right it's not eisenhower that was that's general macarthur my mistake couldn't tell because i'm not used to seeing him in sunglasses south korea just taking a guess and again this is jigsaw from a saw movie we already got bhutan we already got nepal bangladesh sri lanka hoba meteorite tomo can you can you get out of the chords buddy this this is not your fault this is not this one's gonna bother me dude this one's gonna bother me this is belarus is it lithuania where excuse me where are you from is this canada mexico i don't know i don't know cheeky passports like tomorrow get out of the freaking chords you curse your card okay this one again we should know we skipped austria many times hungary let's go okay um don't go into the cords my man we should know this is austria dude it's a rickety bridge this is old it's old dude switzerland it's an old country look at how this is winterfell winterfell oh here we go again here we go again cyprus i have no idea man i have no clue this this scotland man isn't it dude this is the last bastille from dark souls 2. i don't know what it says that like all of my references to architecture are based on dark souls i'm sure it's something quite embarrassing but here we are i don't know this photo just makes me mad come on man how can you not get this libya syria we already had egypt with the pyramids um tunisia ethiopia georgia albania is it possible that this is just in europe and i'm stupid portugal um i don't know i'm so beaten down man this i don't care what you say this is new zealand i give up south africa ooh that was the va that was vatican city whatever dude we got 51. losing losing to the average on a geography quiz is extremely um embarrassing though okay i'm not even looking at these yet like i i'm i'm a little uh embarrassed i'm more than a little embarrassed i might even say i thought we were gonna get like 80. okay is israel they're so obvious in hindsight egypt easy enough algeria we got it we got that one because of the toilet test this is sri lanka never would have gotten it denmark okay come on you couldn't have taken a photo of like someone riding a bicycle or something that's ghana iraq that's vietnam turkmenistan we were kind of we were beating around the bush that's mali zimbabwe armenia you're telling me that's not uh that's not lithuania right there bhutan we got monaco the sea i needed them all to be as easy as having monaco grand prix in the in the image frame italy mauritania never stood a chance never stood a chance on that granada belize i mean again i call bs on this this is not even like uh this is not a photo of a country this is a photo of the ocean burkina faso the philippines we we probably should have gotten that i'll admit that was ethiopia somebody should call the police i know where uh jigsaw is hiding he has built his new torture prison deep within the earth inside of addis ababa indonesia i knew i was forgetting the southeast asian country namibia that was tunisia okay that's austria we okay in hindsight of course you're like i should have known cause they're probably watching like mozart play or something like that you know what i mean like a performance of mozart's that's the only thing i know about austria man is they're all they go they go freaking crazy for mozart you can't shake a stick without seeing a statue of mozart in the middle of vienna that was belgium why didn't you show me a photo of like a waffle cambodia montenegro zero percent chance i was getting sao tomo and principe syria that was romania i could have sworn i said romania for for every single guest that had a castle but i was clearly incorrect that's kazakhstan i should have known because this kind of looks like the flag very nice it is it is very nice said portugal this is a you know when you know what this is like it's like uh love it or listed where they're like hey we've got like a million dollar budget for our castle and then they come back and they go like hey well you got to build a bridge to like the land and they're like we got no money left so they just build like a three dollar bridge to go to this incredible castle how are you supposed to get like like carriages across this thing it's never gonna happen uzbekistan the bahamas i knew that this was i mean this this island i i hate to say it it's like an architectural marvel but at the same time it kind of looks like it's like one big mcdonald's play place you know what i mean like this is this is a tourist mecca there's a there's a water slide based on chichen itza right there oh papa that was south africa that that was we saw that myanmar i forgot a couple of uh very prominent buddhist nations afghanistan that's uruguay canada that's iran we never even got back here the second time like i'm embarrassed to say that was tanzania bolivia um i don't think i'd walk on that road if i had the choice but maybe maybe they don't have a choice cameroon senegal colombia now i didn't see that coming hey secondhand flatulence thanks for the gifted subscriptions thank you that's cool man is that what sorry i was gonna say is that where where pablo escobar lived i apologize that's look i'm sorry it's just the first thing that popped into my mind i've said on the episode of dark tourists where they go to they go to columbia that's the first thing he does is go to pablo escobar's house that was georgia i knew there was going to be lithuania out here at some point venezuela sweden easy guess that was croatia 100 should have gotten it i think that's actually uh king's landing right there i'm pretty sure that's actually where cersei lannister lives um iceland is they always use like the same landmark for iceland because there's only like one landmark that's a building that sounds like an insult but there's so much natural beauty they were like ah we don't need to build anything that looks that cool we got we got the fjords and the volcanoes and the the glaciers and stuff like that zambia well i gotta say we had a canadian d minus which is also known as a pass we got 51 out of 100 which means we move on to the next the next grade country by hat i'm very excited for this one um i can tell you right is this a mounties hat i'm not sure but we're going to figure it out brentdb thank you as well thank you for the gifted subscriptions play quiz bolivia i'm going to stop you right there i have no clue the ushanka is this the punjabi turban clearly must be this the stetson hat you're a stetson this is what the the american guy wears in um the queen's gambit so you might think that this is uh an american stetson but that's a stetson right there this is like an australian head peru i don't know this is what beth harmon wore yemen hadrami's hat afghanistan tunisia uk bobby's helmet there you go a greek fisherman's cap possibly this australian bush hat what did i tell you a new zealand lemon squeezer um sorry what a news okay a new zealand lemon squeezer i don't know man it could be this that looks like it could squeeze your lemon this looks like it's squeezing a lemon you might even call that a lemon squeezer but i feel like this is more like south american that could squeeze your lemon this could squeeze your lemon i don't know man vietnam nigeria finland the student cap or iliopilazzlaki that's that's this i confirmed okay i'll tell let's work backwards nigeria vietnam we have eight remaining i'm dying this one man um okay i am going to say okay this in my opinion finnish hat oh what this is a finish to that 100 is a greek fisherman's hat this is the oh no dude i'm getting freaking bodied what is this peru peru that's peru okay yeah yeah yeah okay get back on it get back on it this what the heck is a lemon squeezer dude i should have known who the heck is where in this this must be bolivia okay do we have three hats remaining this must be you know maybe this is the chechen from tunisia oh no fisherman's cap hadrami's hat we beat the average but like this was uh this was way tougher than i thought to be honest i well i thought this was a mounties hat for sure i should have assumed that this was uh i mean new zealand and canada is much like chip and myself you know we're we're on uh we're the same note on different octaves also like i don't even know if this is a hat this looks like something you keep marbles in like how can a hat have like a a base you know is that its charging station i don't understand um it looks like a lemon squeezer because the top is pointy like a juicer ah okay i thought it was because it's so tight it squeezes your lemon that makes sense though that that okay i get it that's two heads is one chitrali and the other one is piccold possibly all right we got two quizzes left head equals lemon yeah look at the lemon on them you know people say that all the time country by drink now this is one i'm i'm prepared for okay i do not see coca-cola i do see inca cola i know some of these you know earn brew is scotland mojitos if those are mojitos i think those are cuba guinness it's from one of the the british isles peru hold on argentina just just chill ireland is it must be guinness japan is there perhaps some matcha is there some matcha on the table this kind of looks like it could be japanese this looks turkish to me that oh no wait that's that's mate okay hold on we can get some of these spain laos mongolia russia we're screwed man i'm i'm screwed who's drinking the [Laughter] i jenkins know if you should be if you should be drinking that okay just chill just chill scotland as urn brew baby mexico ice olive oil no that's probably inca cola yeah yeah peru that's probably inca cola argentina dude okay dude this is is tough which one of these looks the most like a japanese tea ceremony this one without a doubt three minutes remain take is slow okay there's some of these i should this is like a nut milk of some variety olives equals the mediterranean so it's either greece or turkey turkey though is gonna be this sick-ass coffee which means this should be greece oh he's a genius okay spain spain might be where mojitos are from i believe yerba mate is from peru or from argentina oh my god he's a genius um we got plenty of time left just just take your time spain will be this is that's horchata who the heck is drinking is this mexico is this is this some kind of tequila based beverage and then peru is inca cola but then what the i'm very i'm confused and scared to me um this looks like it could be mongolia this is yak's milk no comment um okay russia which one of these is russia dude i mean by process of elimination i have no idea i'm gonna assume it's maybe this okay egypt egypt to me hold on mex mexico it's got that's just tequila okay shows what i know which means peru is inca cola we got zimbabwe ethiopia laos and egypt you are egypt irxus you are laos hey dude i heard you like laos so i gave you a lao lao when you so you could allow your lao in laos um and then i'm gonna say you are ethiopia i'm gonna say you are uh zimbabwe 87 i can live with that that's not so bad with two wrong i'm a little embarrassed i got horchata wrong but can i also be honest with you i don't know what horchata is i know it's like milk and cardamom something like that it's rice milk i didn't i did not know that i know the vampire weekend song tej is sort of like mead that looks like a flask you throw with somebody to give them a debuff or damage over time i'm not drinking the tej quite frankly i would i would politely decline i think i would rather drink the tash than drink the kumas i think though but some of this stuff dude eric seuss from egypt that looks uh that looks incredible i don't know can you imagine seeing that guy just walking around with a big big cauldron full of something just give me give me a swig hey kid you want a swig i had no idea that this was uzo the olives threw me off i didn't realize that when you order uh when you order uzo in greece you get a big bowl of olives and a couple of ice cubes alongside it kumas is fermented horse milk you know when in rome all right our final quiz and then we'll move on to king of retail this is country by breakfast i i'm gonna be honest i'm shooting for 100 england probably argentina i do not know but they have avocados there maybe this is venezuela could that be arepas this is japan maybe china i'm going to say that this is israel france this looks very like scandinavian to me don't know but they have this could be venezuela with the arapas this could be venezuela with the arepas somewhere in the mediterranean or north africa maybe this is i wonder why you have salt and pepper shakers for the for your pancakes but uh okay okay play quiz we can do this china bao easy yemen malawa etc guatemala russia a bellini isn't a blini like it's some kind of russian pancake isn't that what the cat eats in that in that meme photo madagascar mofo gassy mofo gassy germany the frustuk could be this but let's wait a sec we got some easy we got some easy ones argentina yerba mate uk full english usa bacon pancakes turkey could be that could be it could be this give it a sec venezuela arapas you're a rappers europas croissant japan egypt the full medamis okay so one of these is germany give me a second give me a freaking second okay i russia blini is pancakes this looks like a german fruit to me quite frankly this is a german frustuk this is an indian breakfast turkey we're going to wait on that one egypt we're going to wait yemen we're going to wait guatemala we're going to wait russia this one's freaking me out man are these blini they look they look so small to be described as pancakes i would perhaps describe them as biscuits but i'm not the one who has to describe them mofo gassy is just so good dude i don't have an answer turkey egypt yemen malawa etc the i see olives i see like maybe that's feta cheese cucumbers tomatoes and the bagel could be that dude that could be a some meat [Laughter] two minutes and 51 seconds left i knew it i knew it okay egypt with the full medamis it could be this right because egypt borders ethiopia this kind of looks like injira to me this could be a fulmadamus in that case i would have to suggest that this is a fulmadamus okay guatemala i see avocados i click we got blini and mofo gassy this is the two i didn't want it to be down to because i feel like either of these could be considered pancakes man which one of these is more likely to be russia which one is like more likely to be madagascar this is mofo gassy my god the man's a genius 87 okay personally all i'm gonna say is like we we only got two wrong that's not so bad the fact that it was arapas hurts because i learned about those earlier um i would not describe the blini as a russian pancake quite frankly that's not blini those are not blinny someone got it wrong that's not blinny that's a lottie you know what i'm i'm happy that i managed to reverse engineer that i'm gonna i'm gonna just let's make some enemies okay the worst breakfast here 100 argentina probably pretty good for you to just be drinking tea for breakfast with a i mean if some spinach leaves and i don't even know what but this is not even food it's just a drink i don't have no problem with mate but i'm like it doesn't have any like nutritional component so i'm sorry like surely you eat something alongside it right what else would would be on the low tier some of these have never eaten so i'm going to skip straight to the high tier uh the german frustuk this looks like a fantastic breakfast it's everything i like coffee juice fruits cheese meat bread butter like this is this is this is the kind of breakfast that is i think hardcoded in my spirit somewhere i like a croissant to be honest but i'm a big boy a regular uh butter croissant not so much if i could get a croissant uh avec jean-ball a fromage perhaps but a good a good croissant can can move you that's for sure i quite like the japanese breakfast too honestly i got nothing against eating the eating the fish for breakfast does it in some of the places that kate and i have stayed in japan this is like for in the morning they give you an option they're like do you want uh uh japanese breakfast or american breakfast if you get american breakfast they give you two breakfast sausages they're about as big as your thumb from the last knuckle to the tip of your finger and then like powdered scrambled eggs and the worst toast you've ever had and then if you get the japanese breakfast they come out with like a three-course meal like this and they're the same price so it makes it a pretty easy decision um look i got nothing against this style of breakfast but all i will say is uh i'm not i'm not i love the bacon i'm not a big fan of pancakes and they always in my opinion tilt the the composition of the plate a little bit too much towards stuff like pancakes or you know i'm not really a huge fan of the eggs either like i like a diner style breakfast but if you could take the fried eggs and make them scrambled and if you could take their pancakes and make them hash browns or home fries then i'm a happy man and that's i'm and then add some hot sauce instead of a salt shaker i mean this is just like this is a time bomb waiting to go off and then the full english i mean no disrespect but there's like it's just a lot of it i'm not a big fan of i like the bacon rashers i like the the english sausages uh black pudding not a fan of the eggs look that's not england's fault but not a big fan baked beans not a big fan sauteed mushrooms not a big fan tomatoes i could take them or leave them i i got nothing against the idea of a full english but like there's there's a few too many things here i'm not an enormous fan of beans make mofo gassy exactly you know what though i mean if you had to tell me like what's the best breakfast here it's a tough choice it depends most days i think i would take the german frustuk i could also easily be convinced to get down with a cavali i mean come on to your coffee some olives feta cheese with some pepper ground on top of it some fresh cucumber tomatoes and a delicious bagel that looks fantastic man i got nothing wrong with the 7am salmon either but but still argentina that's just sad we got to work on that

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