I Am The Only MAN In Town (Animated Story Time)

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one woman wouldn't stop kissing my toes and suddenly I felt a sharp pain shooting through my body she had gotten so carried away she'd actually bitten down your favorite messy hair youtuber and today I have a juicy true story for you guys I was the only boy born into a girls village after 20 years when you're the first boy to be born into a village chalk block full of girls after 20 years that's some burden to bear all you guys out there are probably thinking it must be like winning the lottery girls flocking to your feet everywhere it kind of was like that at first but then things just got weird what's weird is how does a village not produce a single boy baby for 20 years y'all cursed so I live in a small village in East Europe and the women have been giving birth to only girls for the past 20 years we aren't really sure why but my village believes that they got cursed from a witch that they kicked out a long time ago but if you ask me I think God is the one punishing us for taking her out y'all done how you like that people in my village are not allowed to marry people from the outside so the moment my parents realized that was a boy they quickly wrapped me up in a blanket kept my gender a secret they told everyone I was a girl and that my name was Jackie when in actual fact I was a boy and my name was Jared a little bit weird right wouldn't it be like a blessing or something like oh my god the first boy baby in 20 years hides him what didn't the doctor see oh my god we got a boy bingo the rest of the village okay my parents had no other option they knew that people would freak out if they found out I was a boy no one in our village had given birth to a boy in more than 20 years and my parents didn't want me to get so much attention they just wanted me to live a normal life oh yeah we're gonna pretend that our son is a girl it's a huge secret but we want you to live a normal life what at the time I was none the wiser I happily played with dolls and wore frilly dresses and let everyone call me Jackie I didn't even know I was called Jared that was until I was 5 years old I was playing in our backyard when a woman appeared on the other side of the wall she was dangling some candy in front of my face and like a little puppy dog I followed her I kept looking back expecting my parents to come running out to get me but they were nowhere to be seen illegal bomb and just pops out of the bushes here's some candy come with me not in my small village the woman asked me to get into her car and told me that if I was a good boy she'd give me more candy I didn't even think twice my parents never let me eat candy but then I realized she'd said good boy and I turned to her and told her I was a girl I'll never forget the way she threw her head back and let out a chuckle she looked at me and said sure pumpkin and I'm the President of the United States oh look as a flying pig I fell for it and looked in the next moment she lifted up my dress and said see you're a boy you little freak understand what she was talking about and then she explained that I was a boy and that my parents had been lying to me then she said the village mayor was offering a reward to the first woman to give birth to a son and seeing as my parents were keeping me a secret she'd hand me over and collect the reward money herself I started screaming and thrashing my arms about and this only made her drive faster I have no idea why I did what I did next but suddenly I jumped onto her knee she couldn't see where she was going and that's when we crashed some movie villain tight stuff where they just sit and explain I'm gonna do this this this and this to you like why do they always explain just like an anime when they're about to do their attack they're like I'm gonna explain how my attack works first and then save the name of it and then I will attack just pop him in the band like hey we going to Candyland who would have been like yes ma'am at that moment all I wanted was to get away from that horrible woman and it was my lucky day because all that happened was her car got a bit crushed but I escaped without even a scratch scratches I started running back towards our village and she was chasing me but I was too fast for her my parents suddenly drove by and my mom burst into tears well there was nothing that woman could do she was well and truly caught now turns out she'd escaped from a nearby psychiatric clinic and they came in picked her up promptly wait if she's in like a psych ward like how does she just break out and then she knew this random kid was really a boy and his parents just so happened to drive by the right moment yeah I don't know about that but I'm gonna let you finish my parents had no other choice they had to tell the mayor and everyone else that I was actually a boy and that my name was Jared but I liked being Jackie I told them that just made my mom cry more and when she switched my dresses for shorts and t-shirts I felt strange look like when I feel like I thought no one would want to be my friend anymore but I couldn't have been more wrong all of a sudden every girl wanted to be my friend I was the center of attention and honestly it was too much I was just a kid suddenly I had girls hanging off me wanting to play with me all the time how come I was more popular as a boy than a girl maybe because there is one boy in the entire village man they look very great in these girls already trying to secure their future husbands the older I got the more intense it became when I turned 12 the village mayor started a new tradition from now on every year on my birthday I'd sit on a throne for the whole day and all the women who wanted to conceive baby boys would come and bow at my feet and one by one they'd reach out and kiss my feet it freaked me out so much but the mayor told me he'd buy me a special gift if I did this one thing for the village yeah that's so weird they kissed the foot with a baby boy for good luck man I feel so awkward like y'all go and give me some v bucks for this or not one time though it was taken too far one woman wouldn't stop kissing my toes and suddenly I felt a sharp pain shooting through my body she had gotten so carried away she'd actually bitten down you crazy crazy woman somebody take her lock her up what did you do a dance keeps getting weirder and weirder I refused to do it the following year it was just some stupid ritual that the village thought would bring them luck it wasn't even working I was still the only boy when I turned 18 I decided the only way to handle all the attention was to just embrace it there was one girl Sammy after she basically begged and stalked me for weeks I agreed to be her boyfriend of course all the other girls were jealous oh so that's all it took hey I like you literally follows him home from school every day asks him for hugs in between each class I was she pretty cute yeah I'm gonna pick this one you want the entire village to choose from I actually felt like I was really falling for her and one night she invited me over to her house she was really hot suddenly we heard the door I left behind the sofa half-dressed and then things went horribly wrong well how did it go did he put a baby in you yet come on Sammy we aren't paying you all this money so you can sit around give us a grandson already an operation baby complete did you secure in the seat I couldn't believe it she'd been using me I stood up and gave her parents the biggest fight then I turned to Sammy and said screw you I hope it's a girl you have then I grabbed my clothes and walked out he was later oh he was just going to the Walmart across the street to get some milk you pregnant yet women lined up outside my house for the whole day some even tried to enter my home everyone wanted my number in my social media contact they even put security to watch me but then I was like screw it after the way Sammy used me I decided to get revenge by dating as many girls as possible girls were basically falling at my feet while guys around the world we're doing the impossible to get girls attention so I dated a whole bunch of them at the same time and they did everything for me they got me food gave me massages and I got all kinds of gifts daily Wow okay nice they all wanted sons I wasn't ready to be a father babies were so not my thing literally everybody in the village is using you for baby you like that's not my thing would the government like pay you or something could you like make money making babies you just give everyone a baby I mean technically you could I tried to talk to my mom about it but suddenly she started crying I told her I wasn't interested in hearing about how much she wanted a grandson again but then she took me by surprise she told me she was sick and that she didn't have much time left and that she only wanted me to be happy I felt so guilty was I being selfish why couldn't I just give my mom what she truly wanted which was clearly a grandson after our conversation I asked Amy who lived next door to us if she wanted to be my girlfriend oh no mom she ain't got much time left let me go to the girl next door if she wants to have a baby okay hello Amy next door would you like a baby yeah why not I made her swear to keep it secret so that the other girls didn't get jealous I felt like time was against us mom kept getting more sick and Amy and I were having no luck getting pregnant then I thought what if I had another girlfriend too I don't know if it was the thought of losing my mom and not giving her what she wanted or if I was actually going insane or something but I asked Leanne who lived at the end of the village if she'd like to be my girlfriend do and obviously she said yes obviously she said yes but didn't say yes to me a boy I mean you're the only boy in the village when they gonna say yes why can't they get somebody like out of the village I swear this is like a cult or something all right nobody gonna move to this village nobody comes in nobody goes out is that what kind of village it is because those are the vibes I'm getting on the same day they both called me and told me they were pregnant Amy was a strict Catholic and said her parents would kill her if we didn't get married so I married her at home and we had a quiet little ceremony but then Leanne told her dad she was pregnant and he threatened to beat my ass if I didn't marry his daughter my girl dad is a bona fide leprechaun well hey why not married both I knew I didn't have a choice but was it even legal to wives but no one would need to know this all happened in the same week suddenly I had two wives and two babies on the way Leanne's dad gave me a job on his farm so I spent the daytime with Leanne then every night I'd go home and stay with Amy can you believe I didn't get caught my parents knew about Amy but I just prayed they didn't find out about Leanne I wasn't happy about it in fact I didn't feel anything for these girls and I was sure it would get out at some point oh my god do it mother I do this all for you just trying to put more boys in this village both of them gave birth to boys I was there for Amy's and had to rush over to Leanne's to make her birth - and the mayor held another stupid ceremony well there was no way I could go was it a convenient they got pregnant on the same exact day and had the baby on the same exact day at the same exact time from the same boyfriend how was this all a secret in such a small village what's happening in the meantime with all the ladies I packed a small bag and gave my mom a kiss goodbye and then I took my dad's old bicycle and cycled out of the village as far as I could I rented a small room at a cheap motel but then every social media platform reported me missing the whole village was looking for me I tried to disguise myself as someone else and I started working at a grocery store nearby a long time passed and no one found me my dude gave this village to babies okay you know what I try to pay child support or deal with any of this drama goodbye life goes and starts anew in the neighboring village you know I didn't know social media was such a huge thing in a village with a couple hundred people the story don't make sense but go on after a whole year passed I heard a knock on the door it was the motel manager standing there with my two wives and he said these women are looking for you I wanted to run but I saw that they were holding two adorable baby boys my two wives told me we want you back we don't care that you're married to both of us so I decided to stay married to them both and eventually I got a third wife after a few years and today I became the proud father of ten boys TLC show about this dude and his 28 wives and 76 kids oh they're all boys - okay repopulating the male's I guess it was a happy ending as their happy ending but I mean I guess I mean all these girls are so desperate for dude oh we just want you to come back I don't care if you have to pick one of us or you get 10 more wives or you just do whatever we just want our babies looks like if you would not share your man's or your girls anyway that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you guys enjoy it make sure that the like button the make sure you check out notifications today click and make sure you subscribe to on the wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks joshing bye guys
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Channel: SSSniperWolf
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Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)
Published: Mon Feb 10 2020
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