I AM BREAD!!!

hello we play some weird games in our time and today we're going to get even weirder today we're going to become a piece of bread in the game I am bread again literary about becoming a piece of bread that wants to be toasted I mean what else would you want in life if you were a piece of bread apart from to become the most beautiful toast ever and be eaten hopefully by me you know I never played this game let's just go for it let's play and oh wait a second things just got super interesting there's a story mode with bread it says two percent complete by system every verb laid it and says bagel race a rampage cheese hunt in zero-g and free roam you can free roam with a piece of bread I'm actually start with that but I'm confused can you ask you players a bagel as well and other selective breads like a baguette or cheese way doesn't approach let me just hit bagel race and see what happens because if you can play as a bagel bagels just as another note or when my favorite breaded products graces that wait a second wait a second I am a bagel I am definitely a bagel but this isn't out no no no I'm on the floor guys help help how do i how do I do this oh there we go yes hahaha guys are vagal but I'm on the floor this is not this is not helping is it is nobody and losing my mind over bread right let's see if we could do this here we go here we go now we've got the technique down we can do this I'm a bagel I'm afraid gone up no no no don't don't fall off don't fall off so I can hold our tea and lt to hang on that's good but where do I need to go now right let's get back up to normal bagel bagel cook it calm down here we go yes yes on to the dishes that's what I'm talking about gave is amazing let's go let's go it's so quick to do the fastest bagel I've ever seen do I have to get into that no oh is that kitty litter that's definitely kitty litter can I look I can grab onto things as well that's gross all right here we go off the edge of the table I can move the camera around zark helps whoa oh my goodness okay I'm not quite sure what to do right now I think I need to grab with the left trigger grab and then get up get up get up ill guys advance then ants on the table yes I made it this is amazing is like Micro Machines for bagels away yes oh this is not what I was expecting did I win Oh too slow and yeast you finished that clever that's very clever I'm going to go back to the menu and players beat the bread now that was invigorating but are too slow there's also rampage yelling some players are baguettes and cheese oh well a cracker bread isn't seeking geez there's also a wholemeal bread in zero gravity free roam and is that a go from ghost simulator hold on a second right let's go to story mode it says I've done this before but I definitely haven't let's give it a go anyway kitchen become toast right here we go so we are still haha there we go so um why you twitching so I just need to grab with different sections and then I just need to get to where I need to be okay that makes sense but unfortunate I just know what I did Oh careful careful that right where do I need to get to where is the toaster turns laughs I don't know where you are but I'm gonna go on this skateboard and see what happens here we go flop and no no I'm on the floor I'm on the floor this is not good let's get on to the skateboard please there we go hold it hold it to stay where you are buddy please it's going to take me anywhere or do I need to push it oh I need to push it so let's go this way oh no no no quick get back on get back on get my god called bread pay yourself bread come on come on your head ability is going down there we go now now what do we do I kind of need to like propel it this way but I keep falling onto the floor come back skateboards come back come back please there we go trying to do a like a kickflip as a piece of bread I just have to make this thing go forwards I have no idea do I just like huh no I just might make a dash for it let's just go let's go come on buddy you've got this just dash to the end it doesn't matter you've got it there we go perfect number I am with all the vets on me I'm a dirty piece of bread hey there we go right so are those ants okay where's the toaster there it is where we have goals as well finished in 10 minutes or less to finish with 80% edibility or better definitely haven't done map achieve 80% toast quality or better never run out of grip finishing 2 minutes 30 or less I'm gonna go for the top one 10 minutes I think I could do that but I need to get over to that toaster this is actually this is not too bad it's little I'll know that and stop it no aah hands all over mean are disgusting oh just uh take your time take your time little bread it doesn't matter that you've got ants on you some people still eat you if they're really desperate for toast so gross no don't cool down why are you on the cereal box quick hold no no no okay hold okay just be chill be chill get under whatever that is it's a cupboard I need to go over the right-hand side of it there we go come on bread you've got it why are you waving around like that yes yes no no I thought you're gonna fool them I was really mad at you for a second you know when I said it wasn't that difficult I lied this is this is really difficult no no no no no no don't you dare oh wait a second there we go okay so I need me to land this there we go I just need to you know shuffle it shuffled slowly along I have to finish this in 10 minutes surely a little man you've got this you definitely got this now the problem is what do I do afterwards the camera is freaking out all because I'm opening the fridge okay that make oh no okay this is bad let's swing that round other way there we go can I fall down here is that okay I'm going to find out I think we're good run 28-percent edibility so I'm going to guess we're not supposed to go into the water no when I say gather water gather water our stick to the wall that's fine okay we're good the wood right here we go just a piece of red stick into the wall if you came down in the morning and saw your bread doing this wouldn't you freak out and also be kind of happy to your breads alive okay let me just hang here for a second oh no I lost grip I forgot about that so if I hold too long I just literally fall off that's annoying right I want to play can you just serve me like this I need to get over to that toaster in five minutes don't fall please like that piece of plate there we go I need to hit the wall hit the wall hit the wall quick grab it yes I should be able to swing across I just need to not lose ha ha ha ha that door girl plenty of back flips and stuff now I just need to get inside this toaster and try my best to toast myself the dream is here the dream is here come on come on in and and so close I'm so close go ah buddy wood is not toast me like this come on get in get in the toaster no don't you fall off now okay I got a new plan hold on to this there we go that's it and then now what it's so odd to get the toaster guys I'm just like that's flapping backwards and forwards right let's do a jump and try and get in that wasn't a jump at all oh wait a second this could be it this could be I just need to get a good angle in this and I'm ready to go we're going to cook with the ants on us guys help help with rental control stop it how do I get inside the toaster no this is taking me longer than the whole level combines just to get in this tiny toaster it's not even tiny it's wise no no no no no no guys I'm on the floor I'm on the floor I'm dead I'm so dead right there try and get over to the cupboard come on come on you've got this you've got this yes ten percent left don't be a piece of bread for everybody you can become that piece of toast you can do it okay new plan is getting up here and just flinging myself at it right here we go we go for the dive BAM no I think I literally the only way we're gonna be able to do it is by flopping down Oh No I was so close hang on hang on hang on don't fall no we fell we're in the kitty litter I'm dead it's about five minutes ago around the course and four minutes to fail getting in closer wouldn't mean next day it's a different level it is the lounge become toast okay let's try again shall we let's uh its new location same piece of bread where is the toaster where is the toaster know what forget it let's just go for a little trip shall we hey I've got a walk-in down I think whoa gone down there buddy so we can get on that down okay box first let's go all right yes made it you know what I think I'm getting this guy's flop over like this and Lord yes is that that was amazing look at its control you've never seen bread control like it look at this phenomenal I'm not actually sure where I'm trying to get to though am I trying to get out the house let me see my objectives it says about toast quality I've got a ready to go let me go up here and then I'm going to go across the wall that seems to work laughs oh whoa whoa well calm down bready Wow are you kidding me I can't get into a toaster by falling down the tiny slitter sofa oh why how am I supposed to get out of here ah yes I made okay now we just need to make it up the wall come on before the grip runs out and uh yes made it okay we're good I think we're doing a handstand or a bread stand hey don't worry about the glasses we're a piece of bread ow ow that's going through my my face yeah don't worry about this it's absolutely fine because we're bread we don't pay for anything I think this glass is actually stuck in my body it's not good there we go it's removed okay what now I'm still not quite sure where the toaster is but we need to warm up flex that bread flex it and go yeah this doesn't look like the right way actually I think I was supposed to go to that bookshelf oh no whoa whoa whoa calm down calm down okay it's an emergency this is an emergency let's just chill we'll just climb the wall we're a piece of bread we can just climb the wall there we go see simple easy does it well this is difficult and now I fallen onto the floor you know what I don't even want to be toast anyway oh oh this could be it guys this is a breakthrough we needed spot ah no no no no don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't be that guy please please please please please please please I like this I don't like this at all I'm a terrible piece of bread you know we're going to go to rampage right now we're taking up again and we're going crazy smash everything okay here we go let's smash there we go so aggressive so we literally just smash as much as we want okay that's been these around there we go Oh oh wow yes guys we're not a failure anymore I wasn't born to be a piece of toast I was born to be a baguette I want to try and get oh no no no don't for yourself off there we go with that no no no no why but did we fall off nothing okay that's fine with me look so weird that looks it's so weird wait there's plates over here so many plates yes we don't 1.6 million damage you Adam get a kill the plate need to swing a little bit there we go that's much better swing swing Oh 390 all weakest ordered 68,000 how is a still a D mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash that's what I'm talking about so many points oh no I'm running out of time no I got it what did I get well like I got a day dad need to get three point two five million to go up to the next one haha what other modes our cheese hunt zero g and free roam what's there oh gee just bred in zero gravity becomes oh oh this looks pretty epic right now let's go wait wait a second I have Rockets on me I have Rockets I have I have Rockets red away I have no idea how to control this help me let's go around around in circles look at that the kitchen is destroyed help help me so I want to do uh what do I want to do as an over this is working here we go this is much better this is good I'm just pressing all the buttons and hoping that it works I have no idea where the toaster is but we're going to make the voyage towards it if it's in the same place I think I'm going in the right direction look at that that's amazing whoa whoa wait what no ants and ants they have ants in space to of floating ants okay wait I think I'm getting it I think I'm slowly getting it this is perfect the toaster is right there if we can make a perfect it gets away into that toaster we are golden literally oh oh I have no idea where I'm going help me usually how am I supposed to get into that that didn't say I'm so close so close there is no way I am getting inside that this is not working this is not working at all decide to go push the toaster until something good happens guys this could be it this could be I'm so close so close as let me in please hands on me 400 come on come on you seem to turn a little bit just a little bit come on come on come on come on come on no no it's not happening here we go here we go here we go yes yes I'm so close like ah so so close guys you don't understand come on yes yes yes okay so we need to get out of here afterwards it's all we need to do get out get out get out yes I've got up two hundred thirteen percent what are those ah I feel good breath Ellen ah okay what happens I got any I didn't know all red Xs I became closer to be 11 minutes and 21 seconds to do that that was insane at least I became toasting one of these levels hold on a second what is this smash everything okay you just you're just a haha oh geez okay you're just a goat you're the goat from goat simulator but you have to control all his legs individually okay hey okay okay okay I get this thing this is crazy I just whip him around like this I think I can whoa there we go so yeah that's that's the good one so I guess guys that's all I am bread is pretty fun no girl I was awesome and there's still some other bread sites that we need to explore so if you enjoyed this it would maybe like to see some more maybe some more goats more bagel races 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Channel: DanTDM

Views: 7,741,810

Rating: 4.8601146 out of 5

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Id: zTWz59ygM6I

Length: 15min 35sec (935 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 02 2017

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