Hunter x Hunter Abridged Episode 2

that was a long walk that was way too short let's go do it again hey guys no goone no it was a long walk and that's that and we never speak of it again [Music] these will be the markers for your grave sir your body bag number 403 you're body bag 404 and you're the lucky number 405 five no names necessary the numbers will suffice is that guy's head a [ __ ] Bean indeed hey you three down there what's up shouldn't you be on a construction beam in York New City nah I ain't going back to crooker until my old ha drops dead that's uh n I'm pulling your leg she died a chyia years ago can I get a comia too hey if you're looking for a hookup you came to the right guy if you know what I'm saying go don't touch him and hey glasses man I see you brought the wife and kids down here to this back alley freak Show how'd you like to take one of us here freaks home with you he a toast of your new Uncle Tona no all right all right I see how it is just looking out for some [ __ ] rookies here but it's fine is cool Mom and Pop know best you folks take care now have a nice day [ __ ] [ __ ] entrice may I draw your attention to the front Jolly day I'm pleased to present myself to you all as satos your examiner for this section of the hunter exam now contrary to popular belief this exam is entirely safe and rest assured you will come out of this test livelier than ever as I was saying livelier than live Mr Hoka please do refrain from doing this sort of thing in this uh environment now that we've gotten through the basic formalities let's begin the next phase of this Mr Hoka would you please please clean up your [Music] mess thank you now I do believe that little event there may have caused stress for some of us so I'll make the next phase of this exam easy for everyone simply follow me on a brisk walk down this [Music] Corridor hey this really isn't too bad now that we've stretched out our calves let's pick up the pace of it jelly is that all this is still no sweat somehow I feel like this is 2 hours later still going really well [ __ ] oh my God my [ __ ] knees son of a [ __ ] hey hold up kid using skateboards is [ __ ] cheating um I call it Winnie Mario the real cheater you can't really see your glasses are cheating don't don't you starve with me right now hey kid what's 2+ 2 uh my dad Yep this kid's actually [ __ ] well I guess I'll hang with you wow cool the name's kilawa me are gone so where are you going I'm gone everywhere that's deep [Music] [Music] man M's right I'm human garbage can't go on much farther this is it this is the end hey [Music] uh I think your dad's dying man I like my dad am I really going to let it end here trapped behind a couple of kids the most ambiguous sheale in history and the troop of circus Freaks and serial killers to hell with that I'm going to be a goddamn millionaire aunti Mito says cheaters never win [Music] laio here dude your dad's going to be so pissed [Music] meanwhile you look like more of a bum than a millionaire Hey kid talk [ __ ] all you want I had a rough life and I'm going to win this a hard life you say care to explain it all happened when I was a kid back in my old dir poor town my dirt poor best friend passed out from the dirt poor disease that our dirt poor doct doctor couldn't cure I took his dirt poor body in my dirt poor arms and vowed to never let being dirt poor hold me back again that's very sadly Oreo yeah it's a dirt poor story but hey I'm a doctor not yoshihiro Tashi so what brings you to this hell hole my entire family was murdered in front of me I'm the sole survivor left to defend the heritage of the curta clan holy [ __ ] my family Scarlet eyes that have the ability to Triple our strength were a rare commod among evil organizations a group of inhuman monsters called The Phantom troop were hired and my whole village was massacred in front of me ever since that day I vowed to take my Revenge by getting each and every eyeball they ripped out back man I'm a dirt poor [ __ ] well looks like we're about to be at the end of this phase time to check on the amount of contestants left ah looks like they're still lagging behind guess you can't expect too much out of these chaps after all seems like we're going to have a slow year yet [Music] again we made it Kila yeah we did we should do this again sometime oh hey Kila what's your favorite kind of game to play I don't play too many games nowadays but I guess when how did they do that around where is everyone else time are they all dead do I have to lead these two little tiges for swindler godforsaken swamp me alone with just two Rug Rats hey Mr mustach man what's your favorite kind of game to play the game where I shed a tear at the legacy of the hunter Association 20 minutes later oh thank God well I believe that's everyone we'll be shutting the gates and continuing on with the next phase of the hunter exam now that you're all here no please wait for me now that you're all here stay away from that man oh my goodness now you're probably not going to believe me no one piss your pants when I tell you this but that man is a man face [Applause] ape he's trying to trick you to follow him into his de where he'll eat you all alive I'm the real examiner but he found me in the woods tied me up to a tree and made me eat my own [ __ ] for a week because he's a manac ape oh my God guys I can't believe this look at what the Cat Dragged In or should I say the man faced ape so I say we take him into the woods tie him to a tree and make him eat his own [ __ ] say how he likes it yeah guys let's find this guy and get [Applause] him I found the real one I appreciate the help Mr Hoka but attack me again and I'll have to disqualify you oh oh dude this place is [ __ ] metal I don't see metal anywhere now before I lose my mind and kill all of you let's get cracking on making our way through swindler swamp shall we one of y'all say crack [Music] yeah it's a dirt poor story but hey I'm a doctor not yoshihiro Togashi true at least he didn't leave the story half finished by the end of it

Channel: Ranmato

Views: 66,725

Keywords: Hunter × Hunter (Comic Book Series), Abridged Series, Anime, Manga

Id: BOR7498hZFc

Length: 10min 39sec (639 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2015