- You know, people often ask me, why don't I reply to negative comments. And that's because I only have two sides. Number one, a nice positive unicorn. And two, a savage that will
absolutely destroy you. Allow me to demonstrate. Comment: woman aren't funny. Shouldn't you be in the
kitching making me a sandwich? You see, like this confuses me. Why would you need me
to make you a sandwich? That's not hard to do,
I'll even teach you. (bouncy piano music) Hello, first you take
out your ingredients. Here's what you'll need
to make the sandwich. Bread, salami, honey mustard,
cheese, mayo, onions, spinach. Please note that I'm
using fresh ingredients to make up for your
expired thought process. Step one, on a cutting
board, chop up your onion. Now, if you start to painfully
tear up, don't worry. Now you know how your mother feels when she sees how you turned out. Now you just a little bit of onion because you don't wanna
overpower the sandwich. Now while cutting, you'll
notice that the onion has layers just like your insecurity. Next, you wanna take
your bread and separate the two pieces so we can
put stuff in between them. Now I know you're not familiar with things separating for you,
because you never get laid, but don't worry, use
your strong, muscular, well-exercised right
arm and grab some mayo. Today I'm using chipotle
mayo because spicy foods are associated with pain relief and you clearly live a very sad, sad life. And what you wanna do is you
wanna spread a thin layer of mayo across your bread, 'cause that way at least your sandwich
can believe in equality. Up next, you wanna take
some spinach and put it on your bread and don't worry
about washing the spinach because dirt belongs in the trash and that's exactly what you are. You see, now spinach is
good for you because spinach contains protein and if
you eat a lot of protein, then maybe one day you too
can become strong enough to possibly fight for the
right to vote or bear children. But until then, keep eating your spinach. Once you've placed a few pieces of spinach on your bread, it's time for the salami. Now salami is a type of
cured sausage and fun fact, the length of these sausages
can range anywhere from six inches to two inches
so really, either way, much larger than any sausage
you're used to handling. In fact, right now would
be a good time to take your salami and whisper to it, "Goals." Now you wanna take your
honey mustard and apply it on top of your salami in thin strokes. Now the sweetness in the honey mustard will not only add a
great kick to the salami, but it'll also help out
balance how salty you are. Now to finish off your
sandwich, add a slice of cheese. I personally prefer skim
milk, zero percent cheese because that's exactly how
much your comment matters. It's also a good idea to purchase your ingredients from local farmers. That way, you know that your money is going towards a cause you believe in. For example, if you don't
think women are funny, you should continue to watch
my videos and leave a comment. That way, I can continue
to buy nice things. Thank you. To finish off your sandwich, close it. Something you're not used
to doing with your mouth. If you'd like, you can
also cut your sandwich in two, just like how I cut your BS. Pour yourself a nice big
glass of ice cold water to help with your newly-obtained burns. Most importantly, don't forget to enjoy. And you see, that's why I don't respond to negative comments. Because I prefer to be
a nice, kind unicorn. But in the interest of balance
and sheer entertainment, I've decided that 99.9% of the time, I will focus on those
wonderful, supportive comments. But that other 0.01% of the time, I'll unleash the savage. Hmm, maybe this should be a new series. Hey, I hope you enjoyed this video, it was so much fun to film,
just to put it out there, this video is not directed to anyone else besides sexist people so
I'm not attacking all men, men who support women,
I dig you, you da bomb. If you liked this video,
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is a wrap and zoop.
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It does suck that she needs to make a “not all men” disclaimer at the end, probably to protect her safety, but still low key undermines herself.
The sandwich line has gotten really old. I'd think sexist men would at least come up with something new instead of repeating one sentence for years.
Please not lily singh
She spent so much time making this video when his comment didn’t even deserve one second of thought...
How "salty" you are... come on Lilly. Misogyny isn't salty. Thats like calling the Toronto van attack an accidental bumper to bumber tap.... like...I can't