4 Signs That You're Boujee

what's that you're not a bougie person it sounds like something a bougie person would say okay sit down let me talk to you [Music] stop right there i know what you're thinking this whole trying to play us we know lily got money okay i got money i do not like to spend said money this video is not me trying to make a relatable video okay this is not a back-to-school video i'm not in school but this is just real talk y'all if you don't know this by now i'm a cheap person i got bags but i'm not bougie i don't even know how to be boujou i wish i wish i was bougie i wish my taste buds would like sharp cheese and wine but they don't they like crack dinner and smell off ice and that is my destiny having said that living in la i've had the opportunity to study bougie people and i find them fascinating enjoy my case study you know someone is bougie if number one they blame their bouginess on being healthy wait how much is your gym membership 400 a month but it's worth it it's equinox how is that worth it uh hello their machines are just different okay and also my muscles just don't feel comfortable at other gyms why can't you just do crunches at home um because it's a lifestyle okay and also my nutritionist suggested it your what my nutritionist yeah no she connected with my healer and then they both decided this is what's best for me that is a healer wait are you serious you're kidding right that's really funny yeah i don't know where i would be without my healer oh thank god my sound bath guy recommended her a lifesaver you have a musician in your bathroom no silly i went to their spa yeah right next to my cryotherapy spot what are you talking about okay lily i don't want to get sick okay taking care of yourself is important okay how do the rest of us normal people function oh gotta go my masseuse's masseuse is here yeah you know i just feel like he does a better job on me when he's feeling good you know goddamn almost you're always trying to get a deal okay i go to the doctor and i expect him to answer questions that he knows nothing about just like yeah doctor i having a back problem yeah what do you think i should do also i'm feeling sad also you know the plant in my kitchen keeps dying do you think i'm watering too much last question what do you think about my car insurance should i call gecko it's true though but these people out here on the streets of l.a these people are just like yeah i'm so sorry i gotta go i have an appointment with my belly button specialist this is the walk wait shirt dude do you hear that do you hear that it's the sound of every person in l.a explaining to me why their juice costs 14 i don't care now right about now you're probably watching this video thinking that's not me and maybe you're right or maybe you're delusional because number two way to identify a bougie person they always claim they're basic i hope the wine is okay i know you're into the fancy stuff what me oh my god no i'm so basic oh come on you're basic so basic i don't know are you kidding me i'm like the most basic yeah this whole week i've been carrying around a prada bag that's from like three seasons ago you slob i'm telling you i'm so silly i just like you know white jeans like a like a quick blenciaga t-shirt let's just throw on some versace sunglasses like easy oh my god so good girl the other day i bought milk from the convenience store yeah because i didn't have time to make a stop at whole foods so basic wow oh and if you think i'm bougie you should see my friends in dubai yeah they have like castles and stuff so i'm like simple you know for sure that's a good benchmark to compare yourself to i can't believe you thought i was bougie that's so funny so funny now let me tell you one thing okay when i see on basic i mean that i go to target and i buy an extra extra large shirt in the kids section because it's cheaper than the women's section okay that's what i mean by basic but y'all out here embarrassed just like oh my god i can't believe that my ex saw me at air one while i was wearing my air mass sweatpants first of all i don't even know if hermes doesn't make sweatpants i don't you don't actually just learn how to say hermes i had to google it before this video because if you don't know what i'm talking about it's because it should be called hermes it should be called hermes but no it's air mess that's another thing stop that okay we don't call target target just enough one thing i'll never understand about boujinis is buying things but then refusing to use said things as intended so because if i buy something my plan is to use that thing over and over and over again until it's ripped it's stanky and it cannot be used anymore bushman will be out here buying she was like oh my god i can't believe that dirt got on the bottom of my shoe what did you think was going to happen i don't know why i'm doing this but it feels like some sort of bougie code language this is an absolutely true story the other day i went to restoration hardware okay and if you don't know what that is it's basically a place that takes like tree trunks and then turns them into furniture and sells it for a million dollars anyways i walk into there trying to pretend trying to convince myself like i'm fabulous enough to even be here i was looking for a dining table and this is exactly what happened i need to emphasize to you i did not fabricate any of this dialogue this is a retelling of true events hiya did you like need help hi yeah i'm looking for this specific table uh oh okay yeah our wooden concrete dining table yeah that's four thousand dollars yeah but can you like tell me about it hmm oh tell you about it oh okay that's the first um let me get my manual yeah you know i mostly want to know if it's hard to clean uh okay well it says here you have to use water and soap okay yeah that's fine uh you can't put hot surfaces on it wait on a dining table also avoid glassware directly on the surface or leave a stain so we know this is for the dining table right i should avoid any spills at all generally now that's pretty much it okay so basically don't eat on basically wait what did you want to get one she literally said basically not realizing our entire conversation also apparently i'm the only person in history that has ever walked into restoration hardware with a question about a product basically i was that peasant that's how i was treated okay well do people just walk in they're like i'll take that that that buy twenty thousand dollars with the furniture if they do that's the problem god dagger upper lip sweat happening now i'm frazzled number four after all of this if you still don't know how to identify a bougie person don't sweat here's a life hack okay it's very simple bougie people will always tell you they're bougie it may not be in those exact words but they'll definitely let you know oh my god did i tell you what happened to my date now with chris no what happened on your date with chris okay so first he picks me up and he's bentley or whatever right okay and then he's all like how are you uh-huh so i put my gucci bag on my lap and i'm like i'm fine okay and then he's like cool or whatever it was cool or whatever anyways i can get this because i need more write-offs this quarter i made like two million how stressful let me just grab my gucci clutch one sec [Music] this has a 500 000 limit we just ordered coffee yeah i don't need to ask about your bag or your car okay or your sunglasses because you're gonna tell me either way here's the thing though right this is comedy if you bougie live your life boost you'll be bad in bush okay i'll be cheap you'll be bougie we can still be friends but i just want to let you know okay that thus far in my life being cheap has never negatively impacted me okay okay except for that one time where that robber was really disappointed yo wake up oh my god please don't hurt me no what the heck is this my shirt dude it has one deacon what kind of bootlegging is this why is there tooties that's what she said what is this what is this where's this tape i got it from the flea market the what the flea market you're wasting my time and my talent i'm sorry i didn't mean to breaking in takes effort okay i i have a tv downstairs if you want to sneak around all your cameras outside oh yeah i know those don't actually work yeah that la robber was stressed yeah i know i know this because i remember he grabbed a kombucha and he went straight to hot yoga i'll see you i just had to i know this is not a vlog but before you go i have to show you how i fixed kind of hopefully the echo in this room are you ready to show you how goddamn bougie and professional i am right now oh my god you ready for this bam that's right okay that's right see this you see this bad and bougie go to the end card yeah did you like that video are you busy on youtube doesn't matter because you know what's free hitting that thumbs up button last video right 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Channel: Lilly Singh

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Length: 7min 44sec (464 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020