HOW TO MAKE $20,000 in 2 HOURS (in POKEMON INFINITE FUSION)

what do we do okay wake up where are what I don't know what happened it's been it's been days Grant it's the days we've been gone we went to the Sewer we beat the gym uh-huh and we stayed in the hotel right where are we is this in our room is that oh they got a sludge they got slot machines this looks fun this looks fun wait Grant there's a no right here uh hang on there's a note right here I can tell you're putting it in my ear yeah yeah yeah uh and it says uh uh you need to gamble uh until you win all prizes or have no money okay uh I think we're gonna break your kneecaps signed uh not Giovanni well whoever this not Giovanni is I don't want anything happening to my kneecaps knee caps so I say we start betting I think we should start betting that your name we're gonna lose our kneecaps Grant unless we sit here and bet for an entire video how much money can we spend on like coins okay because I know that was my cheat back in the day it was just buy the prizes with real money okay uh also do we need like a coin case or something uh oh and well now how do we get out we're locked in we don't have a coin case where's the what do you think the coin case is I hope it's in this building we threw it with a key yeah no they they he ate the talk to every patronum's gonna have one of them certainly we will have the the coin shut up kid leave me alone take a coin case oh it might be oh wait I feel like it's easier when it's some machines than others do you hey by the time we're done we'll know yeah do you think these little chuckle put um like actually did that and they were like they actually made some of them like looser or something I'm positive flip we can just get so many ways to spend our money flip there was that solver we can just get infinite money okay uh those are the post over there there's no secrets behind it coin case what we had the sewer they don't need a dungeon here anymore we already got a different one through the sewer one case item finder item finder remember that remember item finder hold on I'm just gonna match okay Kieran hold on don't you remember that time when we got a coin case before walking in here oh my God you're right hang on let's flash back to that memory right now uh go ahead laugh I'm flat out busted no more thoughts for me I'm going straight here I won't be doing this anymore the coin case oh my God grant I can't now we gotta go to the case we could go to the uh the casino of our own volition yeah we should go to the casino sometime later yeah choice and that's when we got the coin case remember you just need to check your other pocket hang on let me let me let me dig in here really quick oh you got some candy wrappers in there huh no and it sounds like it's already got a couple things hold on I was just pick Eminem bag all right there we go thank you uh let's uh I thought you wanted that oh I do uh okay for 500 coins okay so we can get one 2500 uh-huh yeah [Music] based on based on what we have I think yeah roughly yeah uh and then we just wait do you see that extra extra change on the floor oh yeah you better pick that up wow here we go uh that's a lot of money on the floor can't believe you found all that change yeah look at that fifteen hundred dollars and change okay uh so we have uh quite a couple coins here well someone in this casino said that like you know some machines pay out better than others I feel like we're gonna need to try everything every single one and then populate the result oh my gosh so starting with the top left okay uh hold on let me pull up a text document so I can document all those yeah yeah all right how do I I want to add okay up and down is add more bits and then all right oh is this the one where you get to hit the button and stop it oh it doesn't make like a sound yeah we need more dings it doesn't like make it could you please could you please make a sound every time you click yeah oh that was good that was good I felt that one yeah how much did that pay what was that I already have we're already 300 up we're already winning we're already winning this video is never gonna end we'll always have money okay look I know we're not allowed to leave we've been locked in here this whole time when we have not left the building but do you remember that time before we walked in here and we saw how much every prize cost all together so we knew what yeah what to do yeah I do remember that it was something [Music] Dratini Scyther pincer I get like I think we have a Clefairy I don't remember a thousand plus 999 okay 23 999. uh and then if if we want the TMS which I feel like Giovanni said he was gonna break our kneecaps if you didn't do that we don't want to lose our kneecaps yeah uh or sorry not Giovanni said this so I've got 17 500 but that was me glancing at it I think this is I think it's 41. 42 uh 41 499 uh we cut if we wanted to get uh Clefairy it'd be 42 to 49. 42 249 yeah like that uh so I'd say we're what [Music] okay we got 3 000 393 and I believe our grand total came out to about 42 249. so we're pretty close we're eight percent of the way there yeah yeah okay so let's see how this one pays out I mean look that's four already all right this one pays out four good to know oh did you ever like time it like really hard were you like a god gamer instead you're like uh and then like you know you get it because you're good and instead of me who's bad nope I never did anything like that my sense of timing has always been terrible in this stuff I recently uh [Music] started playing one of the Mario and Luigi RPG games and those all have like little timing bonuses for attacks and I was like thinking like you know it's a kids game surely I'm gonna be a little nail every single little timing puzzle yeah turns out I can't I'm not that good are they that precise in that game uh I mean I know in I want to say the original art Mario RPG it was like a four Frame Window or something really it's like something pretty crazy oh I might be wrong uh I think this one's uh rigged so we should probably try the other one all right maybe we can try a different one yeah oh hey we won something something somewhere is clearly working are you betting different amounts I can't even really tell what you're doing uh yeah so if you hit uh if you hit down you put in more uh so you're putting in three yeah but you put in one coin like one credit or whatever okay you only get the the middle bar uh I see second one you get the top and the bottom if you bet three credits you also get diagonals so always hold on oh yeah another message from not Giovanni oh uh really on this very machine what are the odds yeah hey losers if you don't want to lose your Niki apps uh maybe you could even try upping the game speed for an extra challenge oh that's weird what do you think he means by that I don't I don't know what he means by that uh that sounds like something that we could maybe mess [Music] that's great I love it okay okay I need is all right but see look how quick look how quick we clear the games though dude we're winning every time we're coming ahead look at this this is like free yeah like we oh my God whoa here we go yeah now we just all right how much is this one paying out keep track you at home well we're already at 30. for uh 32 we'll get to 42 000 in no time dude this is insane now imagine if we were doing this but it was Voltorb flip don't even do that we'll get there eventually we gotta test every table and game this one seems to seems to kind of like uh breaking even oh hold on gotta pay out of six there four nothing six twelve twelve okay welcome to Good Times teaches you numbers six look at the top right Jingle the keys Jingle the keys oh oh we gotta we gotta do the thing where it's like where they like give money and we say the thing shelter Pokeball go seven shelter Magnemite Pikachu [Music] basketball go chatter nope no seven loser loser nope no seven oh yeah it would go something like that I think yeah yeah yeah laughs uh oh my God we got a free play Magnemite okay great so we just started Tick Tock Channel or we just do Pokemon Impressions on the slot machine okay okay give me a Pokemon and I'll tell you what it sounds like uh Psyduck sorry Tropius stack attacker uh uh Shaman uh sky form hey hey man uh Landorus Therian form Landorus Giratina origin form [Applause] alolan Raichu right oh it's like Surf's Up you said Surf's Up in little Raichu language yeah uh hold on Bing Pokedex translator right two says Hang Ten wow I didn't think alolan Ryan she was such a potty mouth red right I won't repeat that oh can you say that on on YouTube doing that gear don't guarantino voice maybe went too far uh uh Meloetta uh punching mode [Music] duck that was it cracking its Knuckles oh okay uh Entei but the unknown conjured Entei not Entei the dog I am your father little girl you know what you will do as my bidding commands you're just like the movie okay thank you I love you daughter oh my God I love you too Entei I'm your daughter now good why don't you battle Misty with a fake Teddy Ursa why did I have a Teddy Ursa like underwater why would you give me a Teddy Ursa underwater because it looks cool and you're six you don't understand that bears don't I mean they can swim they do like to eat fish and probably capable of treading water but anyway you know Bears probably swim I assume I figure bears I bet you here's here's a brain twister for you I bet you don't I bet you Bears can dog paddle everything everything about that what if we okay let's go all the way back here uh I think Bears did it first I think it's bear paddling no no I I think that the little rat that turned into what we now know as whales uh did it first yeah yeah yeah yeah I think that little thing uh did it first so if you think about it everybody's everybody everybody's wailing out here and they should really ease up on the restrictions oh hey we just got the big one nice nice big one but that was it was 90. it was a big one but it was a big one we're already at 36. for those of you keeping count at home that's only 39 something away I don't have a calculator in front of me have you ever taken a long like a road trip before look we got it we're at 37. wow okay have you ever taken like a really long road trip before like 15 hours that is a pejorative question how dare you yeah yeah uh yeah you don't look at every little stretch of you know the pavement as you're going you you distract yourself you play other little games what you've got all right I'm gonna spy with my little eyes I love I spy okay yellow oh now it's gone is it the glowing light at the top no it's not going like right there it's the glowing light up at the top it is not oh it's a yellow in the Pokeball the Pokeball on the right the Pokemon on the right okay no I spy it again uh I spy it the the yellow on the number two when it lights up incorrect uh it is Pikachu thank you you did it all right okay now what well that's your turn what do you spy I spy with my little eye something beginning with the letter uh C is it credit no is it a characters like like the little characters we see down there no no that's a really good guess but not that I can tell you if you like hot or cold if that makes it easier sure yeah um is it chronological numbers you're like okay I'm gonna say that your train of thought is is valid but it's not uh not correct all right you're thinking outside the box and that's where you should where you should be okay is it um churning roulettes you okay no circular roulette no no no no no no no no you're getting colder going down that path okay um is it changing numbers no you're a little cold okay that's it the challenging ideas presented by gambling in a children's game colder oh damn it I really thought I had it on that one uh is it the uh a circular ball represented on the the little Graphics screen on the right I I don't know how to your your your heart's in the right place but it's but you're not that that's not it but like you're you're thinking you're thinking along the lines of of what I picked hold on could you give me the hint again some people uh aren't sure if I buy something that begins with the letter c okay um but I'm gonna have to break half of your kneecaps oh I need all of my kneecaps yeah is it the uh colorful displays on the roulette Calder you're you're not doing things like coin Cherry like you're that's what I mean by like you're you're you're you're thinking like correct like yeah it's gonna be a descriptive word is what starts with c's but I'm starting to think wow what did we get there we got a double like doubles yeah that was 180 off of that that was that was amazing that's money in the bank I think this one is winning the coins paying out like yeah we should Mark the winner uh like we're up 600 already I think uh uh you you spy a colorful zigzag pattern right above the roulette you scared me you're you're on fire oh oh thank you that was terrifying uh [Music] okay hold on is um no I can't ask for a hint I need my kneecaps um you could ask I'll give you I'm a Genie you get two hints free hint oh my gosh yeah I don't know how to spend these uh okay does the C represent colorful no okay is is what you're spying always on the screen does it change yeah okay it's always on the screen it is here now it is here forever will it be here when we are long gone okay he freaked out when I said colorful zigzag so is it okay it starts with a C in it but it's not colorful is it you know the this is just like just like a trip no yeah this has gotten good we've reached the drama of the episode and I dig it um is it like the I don't know how to make this start with a c damn uh the crossed lines behind the roulette uh colder damn okay I thought that was the zigzag you were talking about um hmm the uh [Music] okay okay okay hold on guys guys guys we I've gathered you all here to consider with me the sound what are all the things if you could just spout things that you are witnessing are you kidding let's start with the help from outside I am asking the spirits don't oh religiously oppress me sorry sorry is could it be the changing numbers no I called her I guess that would be changing and you said that's been here all along huh yeah it's here it's here now it's here forever it hasn't gone constantly it has not changed I'm looking right at it the checkered pattern above the roulette no but you're close you're very you're very warm the chandelier suspiciously dangling above this machine you're cool the Cheery expression of all of my Pokey friends you're you're it you're you're on Ice you're Frozen oh geesh no love for the no Pokemon friends huh no the uh hold on oh my chat suggesting chamra good one yeah look directly at the camera please um [Music] it's not crap I love how people are coming in going Credit Credit yeah so it's like tell me in my chat said Cherry please no we're way past that the the Chevron oh you got you got it yeah I was hoping it would take you like 20 minutes to remember the word Chevron well I gotta give credit where credit is due I definitely didn't see much and Mike say it I thought right here the I would have the Chevron pattern the Chevron pattern the Chevron pattern right there you said wait as soon as you went the I was like no the the shining example of numbers look at this we've already made it to 5K oh well we were we're gonna make it though we're making it back it's coming back look there it is hold on hold on easy come easy go look he pointed it out now can't get it back up okay you made it feel self-conscious it's a common problem and slot machines this age yes it's a common problem with us yeah just slatting it up five what's five thousand divided by 42 Grant and then you bring the decimal place two two places over and then add a percent sign that's a percent hold on say that again I was still thinking about I was still looking up Chevron sorry I I know yeah I know I have to come up with a clever little prize for you but uh maybe I don't know leave my comments you do get to keep your kneecaps but that was not always a stipulation you did get the Chevron though I'm very impressed I'm very impressed I don't know if I would have gotten that hold on uh this is 11 if I'm no wait I'm wrong that's incorrect my chat's saying a number but this is another part of the test I'm gonna see if I I think I did this wrong because I divided by I divided 5 000 by 42 249. our total yes that has become 0.118 yeah that's 11.8 correct that sounds wrong to me no that's it that's the answer okay yeah yeah we're 12 of the way there and we only started with what three thirty five hundred we were eight percent of the way there now we're we've already been out of the way almost four percent actually significantly more I was asking with five thousand we're already fifty three hundred soon to be 54. okay so what's 50 Maybe I'm pretty sure I'm incorrect on this uh calculating though I don't think you are am I chat's saying 12 you're right my math teacher would murder me that you got this wrong that you didn't know we got it [Applause] that was me spanking the machine I think this one is a winner I really think this machine okay yeah this seems like the best payout we've had so far we could like spend some time on other ones but this one is like crazy like I I'm kind of scared to leave it we definitely need to make a note of which one it is yeah this is the the one underneath our benefit for future players for folks like you yeah imagine me pointing at you directly wait did we get the 300 Chad is telling me we got the 300 in like the first couple roles we did and I didn't even notice well you know you know we were busy with the Chevron mystery we couldn't no like before that like as soon as we started oh yeah oh you know that's sometimes that's just how it goes we got it like 10 times already well you know yeah this time the most yeah who needs a seven that's a shelter you know what I mean it's got that big tongue what do you think it's for I don't like this line of questioning okay if you had to wipe your ass with a Pokemon stop it okay hold on uh definitely wouldn't be ages slash cotney next questioning I think is maybe the best answer ice cream that's a you know that's just a hell of my hemorrhoids yeah swablu is also a nice decision I would say a squirtle bidet see your chat says short of a day my chat says Vaporeon bidet they just said it and I hate all of them yeah we'll see we said wipe specifically I mean what do you think has to be used listen I'm not saying that y'all are wrong I'm just saying that maybe there are some things you shouldn't say and then there was the one uh was it Stuffle the little bear that has like a tag sticking out of its butt do you think what if you got Mr mime to wipe your ass for you why do you think Ash's mom keeps him around exhausting reaching back there weeping Bell is obviously a urinal they say [Music] I view weepingbell is uh kind of Grant when did you calculate that we had five thousand sack that was a little bit ago I mean could you look at the screen oh that's six thousand hold on let me adjust the numbers here nope not 60 000. oh my God sixty thousand we have so many not quite little one hey that's that's 14 holy crap okay so we was we went up two percent okay we're gonna get it back don't worry about it we went up two percent this might be a reasonably linked video if we're going at this rate yeah okay so how much percent do we have left over uh 14 85 86 uh if we're slightly over six thousand yeah and six thousand was already like okay so if we get a percent a minute this video is has to be 86 minutes more okay all right we can handle that yeah there's lots of things to I Spy on this screen I was uh if you hadn't already reacted to the sound my next test was gonna be crooked screws ooh I was looking I was gonna do something with the screws that was like one of my first one uh but I was like uh that that seems like really hard yeah uh yeah that seems really hard way easier than Chevron better that was just a vocab check okay that was a skill check on your vocab all right had to roll on my but like 10th grade vocabulary yeah yeah dude I want to play are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader like really bad I've never played it and like I've done a couple are you uh are you one I almost said are you once To Be A Millionaire are you are you once to be smarter than a billionaire fifth grader are you once welcome to are you Wants To Be A Millionaire uh where we ask the hard quitting question hard-hitting questions are you Wants to Be a Millionaire uh and that was really fun because there was an extra layer of challenge because I was playing a version from like 1999 yeah that was like dated as and that was like really fun I love like trivia games from like the 90s yeah and then just happened to play it and be like none of this is true anymore or something yeah I definitely remember there was one that was like which of these have never which of these actors have never played Batman and all the time yeah the game happened they all had that's funny some people were in my chat were also saying that dust collapse is walking toilet paper ooh okay he's kind of a big mummy I guess I'm gonna get Lickitung in there guarantee he's got plenty of tongue for the job no matter no matter how messy I don't think I want to do it if Lickitung likes it it's the only thing that's my only stepping okay he doesn't like it holy yeah that's like half of a percent right there uh but Lickitung doesn't like it but he you know he doesn't hate it like it's you know I was gonna say he shrugs to the camera and goes it's a living okay yeah do you think that makes it better don't worry it's not really a living it's like it's definitely a like a a loaded question when you think about the like the garbage disposal dinosaur and Dino the pet dinosaur yeah definitely uh yeah I feel like there were different tiers there yeah uh you know animal husbandry what's the most you've ever won like either at a casino or like in some sort of gambling situation you were there it was the the it was like first time doing a roulette I put it I spread it out a bit but I put a lot of it on a 23 and then I won and then uh I just remember us like basically betting at random on what because we had no thought of strategy or anything like that and just me noticing the people who had been sitting at the table for a while just getting noticeably pissed off yeah they were really weird yeah I can't wait for a million comments to be like I can't believe they didn't use this video had been 20 minutes long if they comment that they aren't here they're gone they've left by now they already left the door when we gave them the premise of this episode yeah the first couple minutes I we crinkle a note in their ears I think anybody who isn't you know made of iron already left by now this is all the Chads left over yeah there's only those forged in the hottest fires could make it this far see because this is you know this is proving uh our our thesis of we can we can do anything we can you think you think we're gonna blink first you think in this game of chicken on whether or not we're gonna keep doing annoying to make you not want to watch the video you think we're gonna stop no way no way you'll have to bury me [Laughter] I guarantee I can make you regret being my fan faster than Nike then you can make me regret losing me we're already almost at 8K like this okay this is going great this is okay so we just need to take these strategies into real life figure out how to get time running at three times speed and just constantly everything by the law of averages we're gonna have to come out ahead naturally right because it's just like the time is the real investment so if you think about it everybody with a gambling addiction you can do it you just have to gamble at more slots and you'll win I love the picture it's the I like the guy digging or whatever yes yeah guy who left roulette table guy who went one more time I love those every time keep gambling yeah always always be gambling that's my motto Grant yeah the house wins when you give up we function exactly we're not giving up you the house our heart holding us hostage we have to break you that's a kind of next to my other favorite kind of motivational poster where it's all the don't quit things but it's pictures of people drinking [Laughter] those who quit never started in the first place and it's only like two fisting 40s I was just think I had like a little thing I was thinking of earlier but I didn't know how to phrase it uh something about like you know um like the easiest thing you can do when you don't like something is to like just walk away right uh and then I want to be like uh you know it takes less effort to walk away from something you hate but that's the difference between you and me I don't take the easy way out so the ultimate like takes more muscles to frown and smile kind of so yeah yeah something like that right I I am I am like I gotta Workshop it but yeah no I I see them you see what I'm putting down I like where it is yeah I think that could I think that could get one retweet I could see that tweet Catching Fire yeah yeah we're so close to 8K that's like just to give you a status before you're stuck doing not that this needs to be the topic of conversation whatsoever no never not at all oh I didn't realize the different colored sevens give you different payouts like having The Two Reds and no yeah yeah it's just two sets of them yeah yeah so you want to get all one color in a line to get the three hundo let's see um if you get two and then one of another it's 90. that's a real value thing yeah replace the word problem with opportunity I have a serious drinking Opera opportunity I have a major gambling opportunity exactly who called me the opportunity child does that mean something being a problem child okay okay I don't think I would have put a Magnemite and a shelter and a Psyduck is good okay you have to make the Pokemon slot machine no Magnemite no shelter I mean the obvious choices are just the starters like you put yeah Squirtle and a Bulbasaur I think this one is cool because it has like no yeah give me alone mobile or whatever yeah put corsola I've got a love disc on this and a shiftry oh yeah ooh shiftry on that one that's fun they had that one Pokemon what Pokemon trose a do you remember that commercial yeah wait I don't remember all day when you have Pokemon trose do you remember that vaguely am I making that up because me and my friend would say that all the time and I just feel like that didn't come from nowhere the one I remember was it and like it was older than that it was the the watch like the Tamagotchi but it was a Pikachu and it was like the little Pikachu pet that you could do stuff with like that on a keychain oh yeah yeah and I just remember the the commercial just had like a pika pika pikachu something something like it had like that theme and just my friends and I were we were smart and we changed the lyrics to pika pika pick your nose wipe it on your sister's clothes and uh that's okay yeah it was just you know a fun time to relate to the commercials of our time and then I would take my thermos out at lunch and open it and then uh say the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup having never drank any coffee everybody or ever having it in the house or anything yeah we were inundated at a young age yeah here's the messed up part I assume it's good because I saw so many commercials it must be we just got two three hundreds in a row again Omega what are the odds what are the odds literally skill issues never tell me the odds all skill how the hell is is poker a sport there's okay Grandma is that a skill game yeah yeah yes it is a skill game how are you better at getting better cards than me I mean Poker and then I'll teach you um I mean I guess I can't just bet every hand because then bluffing doesn't really work right okay so here's like the the actual like skill of it you can fold early so like you're just refusing to give your opponent information like the more you play the more they learn what type of player you are right uh and then at the end you keep hitting you keep yeah you keep hitting you keep going uh hit me again dealer yeah um and you can like raising you can like Bluff on a bunch of uh but a lot of it is like when you fold and when you like go like because you can like make other people quit and then you know then they learn that oh you like had a pair of Threes with nothing yeah and then that can like you know how fighting games are rock paper scissors right it's the same thing is poker also rock paper scissors yeah pokers Pokemon what's the paper of Poker the cards okay then what's the Rock the crack rock that we smoke at the casino well then where are the scissors right here for here straight into my throat yeah great we almost have nine thousand you blinked and we're already here I wasn't even I wasn't even thinking about numbers anymore I was in a different plane of existence have you ever gotten so bored that you like transcend everything I call it meditating I've never done that uh but I I have had moments where I feel like it feels like I don't know like I step outside of Consciousness for a second where it's just like I I don't know how to put it but like kid me would describe it as I feel like I'm watching life on TV yeah yeah actually in it they call that dissociation okay well I dissociate when I get bored sometimes yeah yeah like I would like it'll just kind of be like I will start looking at everything as if I'm observing it almost from a different angle yeah the uh I I got that too where it was like uh looking at um I would imagine like I am like controlling me like a Sim okay yeah I I had uh kind of a a bleak thought the other day of just like my life progression is like the opposite of a good video game where I keep adding layers to make the things that used to be simple difficult like instead of getting the clicker buff that lets you like you know instead of having to manually set up a million clicker stations you can now do this thing that automates it for the way my life has progressed it's great I thought you were talking about a remote control okay like I'm saying like you know how in a game you'll get progressed this thing that used to be hard is now done automatically or you found a shortcut to do it easily or something I feel like I I've done everything backwards in life where it's just like man I used to not have to worry about this thing and now I do yeah just layers of it no for sure that I mean that's like that's a lot of things though no yeah I feel like that's video games teach you that the more you play the easier it gets which is not how life Works turns out I think in some cases it does I mean yes yeah there are definitely some things where it does maybe not physically that gets a little harder I would I would say it's like mentally it gets easier you know yeah or is it like video games where you found the higher level enemies so it knows you're you know you're progressing you know you're going in the right direction uh the music I am just gonna say something then I forgot what it was so I guess it can't be that important yeah bad thought you forgot it do you ever get like what do you walk into or so you know like they say that when you walk into a room and then you forget what you were doing that's the simulation resetting you know that's that's what they say the big they that's what they all say yeah they all say that I definitely had moments where like I remember doing that as a kid where I'd like have a bunch of dirty clothes or something that I was taking to throw in the laundry chute and then I walked into the wrong room and I was just like why am I in here and I looked at the pile of clothes in my hand like you have it like oh yeah I was going in that room why did I walk in this room so yeah that must have just been me stepping outside of the the yeah simulation for a second definitely that's the fun answer at least I mean that's what I like to imagine it's more fun to think that I'm just someone Sims file and they can turn this off at any time and nothing gee we're almost at ten thousand Grant that's a quarter of the way there that's scary that's so high Karen I'm worried we're gonna do this I'm worried we're actually gonna get it and then what and then what are we gonna do when we ask and then what happens yeah this is gonna what if somebody okay so think about it when you watch really long YouTube videos because I know you you do it right what are people typically doing when they when they do that I have to assume they're wait what are people doing in the no no no what are they doing while they're watching long videos because they're never sitting there in wrapped attention you know what I mean they're like doing something else watching a video that's four hours long yeah what are they doing probably 10K by the way get them okay uh if you're at work listening to this right now and you're sitting down stand up no stand up and take out your headphones all right can your office hear me all right this is a stick up everybody put all your Wallets on your desk I have decided that I'm robbing everyone in this office I didn't sign up for this this guy's crazy he does mean it I I didn't think this was gonna happen Okay I just want to know that when this like gets get submitted to court you'd better do what I demand I didn't say this was part of it uh I don't know the guy who stood up and has his uh headphones unplugged uh I think you should give him all the money in the bag uh it'd be really funny you'd better do it he's oh oh oh you see it he's counting down three two one this guy watches five hour YouTube videos you don't mess with them all right JK you can you can you okay you can sit back down okay you pass the test all right did they win yeah I think they won I think they got away with it see Grant what I was gonna say is that I think most people like try to sleep or like do something that's like wake up call not anymore all right sorry what were you saying yeah what if we just do a little uh this is your checkbook alert what's the most annoying alarm that you could have oh I uh I I hate the general just like yeah that's a pretty bad kind of the standard like buzzing alarm clock sound you really gets me okay do you want to do that uh hold on oh do you have one I mean yeah just give me uh second here I've got hold on keep uh uh uh uh I'm work I'm walking to my alarm clock I'm getting it set up [Music] you have a very elaborate alarm clock yeah hold on I've had it buried under here I have been told that this is scientifically considered the most annoying alarm sound ever how would you write this all I heard it was just a very bleep I'm happy that the YouTube audience is gonna need to hear that because they're the ones who need to wake up yeah stop sleeping this is a video we need your active consent we can't legally show this without your consent and if you're asleep you're not consenting that's the opposite you're no longer conscious you can't wait no no no Grant think about it if they're sleeping we could have 5 trillion ad breaks oh hold on I go back if you were gonna sleep would you would you be honk shoe or me me which one are you go to sleep now and let us know leave a comment when you wake up and when you go to sleep double dip yeah you should and hey when you go to sleep you can sleep type feel free to try you should you should comment hey good time zone could you wait I gotta go to the bathroom yeah uh good time zone I've got a little bit of sleepy still in my eye so I'm gonna lay back down but don't what do you wearing I'm I'm awake I'm just resting my eyes oh they look so cute do you struggle with finding the uh interior of your vehicle only all the time well then have we got the product for you and then we like do like 500 AD breaks that was a little what they call conditioner yeah there we go uh so we have to like there's got to be a better way yeah so like people don't listen to ads if it comes from Like a Stranger but if it comes from a friend they're like kind of like primed to like take it in you know so if we like kind of lead into a half ad that then goes into a bunch hey what's up Karen I was just enjoying a quarter pounder with cheese from McDonald's they're not paying us they're not paying us don't don't like dropping like a real brand okay I'm sorry yeah go to look like I was just enjoying a delicious generic burger from generic Burger chain insert your name here foreign and boy is it insert description no it's great every time every ad is good and that's delicious yeah and I love it can you imagine advertising like pain do people do that what for what haunted houses next question well no that's all like that's hot sauce that's hot sauce advertised no that's Joy that's Joy you don't understand you know like Dick's hot sauce the pain is unimaginable it's like you know written on the side or something like you know come on I do like hot sauce a lot and I'm not gonna pretend it isn't pain you love you you love look to quote uh to quote the Scribe it hurts so good you know you like it yeah yeah yeah come on babe like would you brush your teeth with toothpaste that gave you active tooth pain but somebody's working I guess it's mouthwash I had these whitening strips oh yeah dude those hurts so much like crazy yeah and I stopped using them because I thought it was like yeah damaging my teeth and no they just probably was yeah they hurt like a but like that was also like a very alarming and unexpected result yeah I did not think that would hurt at all and it did it did quite a bit Yeah turned out on my chat saying waxful waxing is painful oh okay yeah like getting uh but they I think they don't advertise like the pain is yeah that's what I'm trying to find like is there anything advertised that is like causes guaranteed pain I don't think you would see it on say uh American television I don't believe they'd be able to get the commercial time okay but look there's someone out there is developing torture devices for like Intel oh for like yeah like some government advertising to the military yeah look do you think they make some military commercials has like dozens of brochures on his desk and it's just like my God like you wouldn't believe unimaginable pain you'll confess to anything yeah five trillion fire ants the pain is on a contest that we have testimonies from real torture over 800 megajoules of pain in just one vial but like I I need to see like the Lockheed Martin you know like of the torture rack like and I want to see like somebody like oh man I don't feel like confessing any deep State secrets to them all but it's just all torture devices yeah that's what they have on their first one the elite how do you extract children tears in the most painful way possible with no cost to you hi we here at Jonathan Johnson are finding out the most effective way to torture everybody we've learned how to make a baby cry quicker than anyone else I think we I think we we stumbled onto it this is a grant if they don't do this this is a plan yeah this is don't don't steal our idea guys okay this is the we we got to tap into this Market yeah uh we trademarked all this this whole recording has been uh it's by by uh by watching this this video you can see we reserve All rights to ideas not seal our idea of making a torture device and making a funny commercial to sell to governments we also all have the uh like intellectual property and ownership of all governments on this video everything in the city I own every character on the screen I own all of this yeah yeah uh slash s o o slash S grant that wasn't very slash SX of you well sorry I'm a little slash tired oh says wait you can get over 999 coins we need forty two thousand yeah in order to leave we can't walk out of this building until we have uh exactly how many Grand uh we need exactly 42 249 coins to keep our Nikki apps I like that he put He put the Y in there well you know Giovanni's got a speech impediment sometimes I mean not Giovanni sorry yeah real Giovanni does not have such an impediment yeah impedement he just opportunity dark rooms and has his face obscured except for when he doesn't like part way through the show they just went yeah who cares oh yeah yeah do you uh is there ever a time that like I want to say armor Mewtwo is in Pokemon go for a fart of time and that was the only thing that pulled me back but I never got it was that true huh armor me too was in fact in it and I've got it you've got it I do can you put it in Pokemon home and it looks like a normal Mewtwo so I want to die oh okay there's a bunch of cool Pokemon that you can't put in Pokemon home because they look cool and special and unique and it feels like it defeats the whole purpose can't be that hard right that's what I think like I mean look I get there's already like over a thousand Pokemon or something crazy at least a thousand and one uh like I know they've got so many 3D models and stuff but like let me put this freaking uh uh what's it called Cub chew with a little bow in its hair on my Pokemon Sword yeah did they do that and there was a little Cub chew with a little Christmas bow it's like red and green and it's all festive I've got like a million Pikachu with like all these different New Year's hats oh yeah and I know they have like the ashes hat Pikachu and stuff those ones are in the game you can actually get the the ash hat Pikachus and Pokemon home I think I've got I've got original Indigo League and I think I've got the advanced look at one but I don't think I've got the later ones Grant uh you need to find the funniest comment from uh your chat or it could be a question maybe you know we have an audience of people here we can maybe break shatter the illusion a little bit you know for an hour do you think you're still watching to people I'm just uh you don't have to chats you don't have to I mean they'd have to say something really interesting yeah really interesting and like they'd have to dig deep and find a cool comment to make for me to read yeah or drop money at twitch.tv slasher Moonstone twitch.tv Smasher wgs that that's another way that you could that would definitely get your thing set but like you know like it sweetens the pot no guarantees obviously but you know we'd try we'd find a place for you yeah by the way we are currently sitting around 27 Oh my God are we really yeah I feel like we're gonna covering around we've been hovering around 11 000 like this like for for a minute here I'm gonna switch up my uh my Punchy pattern maybe it's time we look at a different cabinet like we think this is the big payout one but what if this isn't the big payout one like imagine that reality I can't imagine the reality where I'm wrong I just received a i chucked on my spit I forgot they added this feature on Twitch they have it on YouTube already Grant we have to do the YouTube memberships thing don't let me forget we have to do that before months over yeah we'll do that uh they added the um the twitch thing where it's basically super chats I forgot that like they they did that yes because somebody just redeemed it for a dollar and said do not read this well now you're gonna have to give that dollar back no they have to give me another dollar I like that that's cool sure yeah pay me again to tell me what I did wrong if you could turn each other into Pokemon which would you choose that got way okay I I was braced for uh okay any what if we could turn each other into a Pokemon which would you choose what pokemon would you turn me into I would turn you into I don't like where this is going I think I would turn you into a Cadabra because you'd have psychic powers you could help me move things and manipulate them with your mind but you wouldn't be acting like I would help you and that I wouldn't off to Tibet well I'd make sure you didn't know teleport so you have to you what is this okay all right how about that well ditto can't learn anything else it has to know transform okay cadabra could easily learn confusion disable Kinesis and chat I'm not gonna say turn Grant into a low Pony but that was like that's definitely like that's the easy answer that's why we don't we don't say that oh man oh man Ben's in my chat and he brings up a good point the machines with the best work are closest to the door because new get because new guests will see winning machines depends on your chat does Ben hate me can you ask bet can you ask your real friend Ben if he hates me hey Ben do you hate Kieran Ben don't add an edit on this video to answer the question I'll cry would I turn Kieran in for murder if he did it I'd have to have very good evidence I I feel like I'd have to make sure nothing don't worry about this I'm just responding to some in my chat it's not about you uh but the only way I would turn Kieran in for murder is if I had definitive evidence that he could not deny and I knew I was safe from him Grant what I would never I know you wouldn't that's this that's the fun of this hypothetical I know you wouldn't and I know if you did that my master detective skills would keep me safe oh my God we're fine either way do you think one of if we okay so we're both like the smartest detectives ever right do you think either of us could come up with like a riddle that the other couldn't crack I'm gonna level with you Karen I think you could come up with a riddle that I couldn't crack I feel like I feel like you've you've been in the brain twister Minds longer than me yeah you've you've got you you have a little condo a little uh home away from home at brain Palace yeah that maybe I've visited like a summer a few decades ago whereas you've got like a little yearly time share oh you're flattering me you figured the thing out in the witness I think you're smarter than you think you are that's fair I did piece that together pretty good didn't I yeah you did I feel like like there are certain kinds of like Puzzles I can figure out quickly but okay here's the thing if you gave me like a puzzle like a sliding picture puzzle where you've like got a oh one of those yeah until it gets the right picture I'd give up that's you'd win those are just time wasters dude exactly some amount of like combinatorics would would solve it it's just it's so annoying I hate those I really liked there was a tweet going around that was like how to solve a Rubik's Cube and it was just like you like in like five moves no matter what or something but the trick to it was that the Rubik's Cube started solved so they were like twisting it and then just putting it right back into place and I was like this is this would not help you in a standard Rubik's Cube scenario yeah uh but the Tweet got like a ton of trash and everyone going like it's been this easy no it's not that easy no it isn't oh okay don't worry Ben I won't tell Grant that you're here what sorry I thought I heard my self getting betrayed but I must I must have been wrong no that must have been the wind okay good glad to know yeah great we're almost at 13 000. that's cool stork flower wants to know what Pokemon I would wipe kieran's ass with and I feel like I'm at a loss I don't know there's so many to choose from Karen where'd you go you need to put another coin I'm right here don't worry [Laughter] I know seat Grant I the the I'm a representative yeah yeah you're you're a diplomat if you put that on the business card they voted me into this position and I'm here to repeat what they say yeah okay I'm getting word from Ben that I tested all the machines the closest one to the door is at least top three and do you trust the words of I trust friend and or Trader Ben uh emphatically even especially okay well after I get the next jackpot we'll leave or bam now that you're watching I can't do it okay we gotta talk about something that's unrelated take our mind off of it let's see to a different Realm so I was on an airplane recently flying back and I mean yes I was my arms were exhausted unrelated the flight just did a bunch yeah you know labor beforehand um so the guy in front of me or like a couple rows in front of me I could see him like so so it's not jackpot he uh watched a movie on his phone on the plane which is fine David Lynch I hate that but yeah but the whole time he held his phone like vertically and oh no that's a psychopath yeah yeah you should have reported that guy to TSI you know that guy's got a bomb is that something where you get up and say something about it or are you the crazy person when you no no you you have to tell them I kept like trying to not look at it because it was bothering me because I was like don't this is this is not your business this is a man looking at his phone doing whatever he wants but I'm just like dude just just turn your phone just turn what are you doing why do you you've got these big black bars on either end of your phone and it's clearly a letterboxed thing there's so many people that just don't know how technology works it's the dude was young he was like younger than me yes yes who I'm talking about I don't think thank you with this technology all along you don't have an excuse me you would think they would know but they never had to adapt to it change in a manual car or rewind a cassette tape they didn't have to adapt to this new change it just is a constant so just they just do it the way it always was it's not like a new thing to them you're stupid not one but two people watching 65 or whatever the name of that movie was that we saw on the plane it's a dinosaur movie yeah okay hold on your your flight was a full bunch of cool people yeah unfortunately the guy watching his vertical phone was not one of them I couldn't tell what he was watching because it was so small on his damn screen maybe that was his plan yeah you think okay grant you all right gone to your head you have to watch porn on this flight how do you do it oh okay I'm not Giovanni here gonna break your kneecaps unless I can see uh where am I backed up proof uh irrelevant you can you can pick well if I've got a window seat then I'm just gonna kind of like have my back to the window and sort of Shuffle it picture of the person next to me if you think they wouldn't like be I mean okay I think they'll be concerned for sure they'll question my move and motive but they will not see the pornography is the plan okay wait Bart folk found twenty whoa the one closest to the door doesn't work what are you talking about uh oh there you go can't lose if you can't play wait oh no I was oh different colors were we duped was this a funny meme do none of the front ones work no what but those are near the door does this go all the way to the top hold on oh my God not Giovanni is in the casino right now though the little man that dispenses the coins inside the slot machine isn't there today the little coin gnome it's me the tiny coin man here's your coin sir oh a nice jackpot mate here's your coin okay hold on there we go now we're gaming all right yeah thank you I was told it was the the one the second from here the nearest to the door that you can select I mean I do feel like we've been winning every time here never mind we caught him out now it's like oh oh you think you got it the little Gremlin that decides my luck and listens to everything I say hold on wait a minute you talk about the little Gremlin and then he pays out yeah and then that little Gremlin I bet if he had a big dick he'd make us win the next four bets oh guess my Gremlins got a little dick oh I guess he's got a kind of got a shrimp dick over there oh no sorry Gremlin can't argue with the facts uh Grant we lost like four in a row now was that was that Karma Ben was this your plan do you want this video to go even longer have you are you're the editor have you heard the premise for this we can't leave don't tell him don't tell him we're here until we can buy every prize they are gonna come they're gonna start the video at an hour sixteen how many of you okay chat you have to tell me gun to your head uh the video you see this video this video is four hours long how many of you just skipped to like the last five minutes you can tell me you're not gonna hurt my feelings don't you dare you better ban everyone who says they would I'm I'm going to but don't tell them that okay okay no no no no no no do you like do the thing where like YouTube added the you see how much people are watching and you like scrub through it and you look at like the little parts and they go like everybody rewound exactly here and then it's when we do the big fart sound yeah we better make some big event that everyone checks in right at the middle of the video it just confuses everybody looks at the time that that is it now I mean it could be but not I don't think it can be Grant I was gonna get my cards done today but I think I'm stuck here for five hours hey this you're the one control here you're steering this ship hold on think about it no no no think about it what if this video gets like a thousand dollars because of the watch time you know what I'm saying yeah what if this is like such an Omega winner this is the secret yeah what if we just upload five hour long videos from then on I mean look if that's what you want to do what we're just gonna need to record way longer what did you is it just mac and cheese are you eating during this recording no what I'm eating while I'm gambling that's what they do see look we got up we got 90. all right hold on can you take over you telling me you're just mashing a with impunity over there no I'm mashing this mac and cheese into my face nice mash the Mac welcome to craft smash the Mac where we've matched our macaroni noodles into one big paste and covered it in our cheese powder eat it you pig craft making mash there you go that's my commercial and then the little dinosaur just flicks you off I can't believe the cheese asaurus Rex got canceled you'll never guess how no I got you a thing man you got it I'm not I'm not a solo performer I need an ensemble I need background I need dancers you gotta chat tap them well they're Tapped Out they've been watching a casino for an hour and a half they don't they don't know where they are anymore they're spiraling man they're spiraling like all of us this is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but it's it's Celadon uh this is uh fun and loving in Las Vegas that's what I'm full of I'm full of fun and loving oh there we go big bungus 14. nice all that fungus yeah fun and loving in Celadon but that's that's the that's the title I feel like we said something earlier that I was like that sounds like a good title for the video but I've already forgotten so I guess it's well I guess you're gonna have to watch the whole no you're gonna have to watch the whole the whole thing again dude I'm gonna have to watch it twice well no you just have to watch the the first little 10 minutes of it you know that's probably what you said it 10 minutes you know I don't get funny until the 20th minute of a video I did my contract whenever I start streaming it's like I feel naked if I jump into the main thing I feel like I it's like I have to just like and talk to people for like 30 minutes before I feel like I'm like allowed to start doing something I don't know I I feel like I've got like the opposite in my brain really like I think I think you're doing it right I think you're correct but for me it is for me it's always this thing wherever I start and I'm just like I don't know I feel like I'm just spinning wheels I'm getting mac and cheese surfing to my cup did you put it like right by the microphone yeah yeah yeah get some ASMR in there I want to hear that Mac oh listen to that listen that Mac you better lick it off I better hear it yeah great do you want some open your mouth oh no I'm lactose intolerant oh no here it comes [Music] and that's the part everybody clicks on the video yeah thank you he's got Mac on the mic there is cheese on my microphone now that'll smell good in a couple days okay it's gonna be great my windscreen is so disgusting I gotta clean it anyway yeah I was gonna say I had a bowl of mac and cheese before leaving for Ohio and forgot to put that bowl in the sink or anything and came back like I had rinsed it out so it wasn't like completely filthy but there was definitely still remnants let's say and and I think things had found it while I was gone yeah was there less of it do you think Tyler snuck up and took a couple bites yeah I think Tyler was scooping it out with his pinky I feel like no I think I think like a bug died in there or something I saw something that did not look like it originated from the mac and cheese if you saw a little bug like come out of your Mac and Cheese would you still eat the mac and cheese probably not I'm a baby about that stuff would you eat a bug great think of the content I mean I would not eat a bug like off the ground we got these you would need a cow out of the field would you would you want to prepare crickets from a local thing I if they were shaped like crickets and crunchy I don't think I could now if you gave me something to where it was like here's this wafer or like okay everybody everybody take notes all right yeah yeah here's like this I wouldn't eat like a whole burger patty made of bug dude what if it's like amazing just one bite right and then you try and you're just like oh my God now see here's the thing bugs what you need to do is make it and tell me it's like vegetarian or something just be like this is an impossible whopper or whatever this is all plant and then I eat it and then you go that was actually a cricket burger from this thing then I would be grossed out but also be like you know it wasn't that bad I hate that I ate it but it was fine okay you gotta pretend it's not a bug like the just the bug Factor gets gets to you too much I I do really hate bugs I have come to the conclusion that I'm a bug hater but I also find them fascinating my dumb weird new YouTube rabbit hole has been this guy who makes uh like little terrariums and just puts like life that he finds around his home I might even watch that guy too maybe uh but yeah he just makes these big vivariums he calls them yeah uh and it's just like all right let's see how many different like what kind of biodiversity can we get in a single aquarium type thing yeah and it's crazy and he make he adds all this like kind of drama to it by going like all right these bugs emerged we saw him and then they encountered this and did this and also this Pawn Moss grew and it killed this stuff that was here like all kinds of things it was interesting it's fun it's like a little movie but it's life it's life that's happening all around us just really small okay Grant so you understand the appeal of that right I feel like you're gonna pivot into something that I've made fun of go on no that's just okay aliens oh okay that's that's why we're here that's that's what we're doing see the problem is I would tune out of my bug life of this A Bug's Life this American A Bug's Life uh I wouldn't I would check it out I or I would check out of it because my bug life would just be a bug sitting at its little bug computer 18 hours a day but you have like crazy time manipulating powers and you can make it go faster and stuff right okay like the cool alien I could do the fast forward Sims thing yeah okay well wait is the implication here that the aliens are wait no they're not controlling they're not they're not taking action control they're watching it like a aquarium no there's like hey maybe don't blow yourself up with like a nuke or something you know I mean maybe maybe you're gonna have to ask really nice yeah yeah I'm sure the aliens are loving this video this one's just fascinating oh they love this one because they're like trying to figure out human psychology they're like why do they do it what what I want to see an AI explain this like just this video tell me how this happened what's there to get I think it's pretty obvious what it is that's how I feel but like you know what an unfeeling machine think that okay chat you get to be our marketers for a second you have to Market this video to your friends how do you tell them that this is what you did today how do you tell them this is some good psychology here kid get them get them to tell us how they tell their friends and then we go all right now do it how do you tell your friends when they ask what'd you do today and you're not allowed to go LOL friends no okay none of that all right yeah get the out of here how do you explain to yourself all right I'm you're you're in court all right and they're like what were you doing on the night of uh July 20th at midnight and you were like judge I gotta be honest with you it was really funny it is midnight dang we're at 15K all right listen to a podcast the funniest podcast type thing to listen to oh the funniest podcast the podcast says I would lie [Laughter] all right okay in a Twist I appreciate your honesty I was listening to these two jackasses okay okay I was supporting the two people I respect and enjoy by joining their stream oh gears are all sweet yeah Jersey watched the numbers go up I wonder if I could code a macro or get GPT Dakota macro that could just slam down three times on my this controller and then hit a this has happened already Chad GPT has already been like hired for remote work right like that's happened I mean if not on paper like somebody is using it okay yeah because I was gonna say that's got to be a thing already I use it to code my TTS mod like I have a bunch of little buttons and like I had to code this in Lua and Lou is really stupid and I wasn't even like about to learn all this uh to do it uh and I was just like hey can you like write me a script for tabletop simulator that does exactly XYZ and like I had to massage it a little bit but it did most of the work I had to go in there and like change a lot of stuff but like it gave me a foundation it was crazy I was just thinking there's like lots of kind of you know more or less just like data entry type work or whatever oh yeah like it's just like for sure that seems like something that like even a rudimentary understanding of AI you could figure out a way to mostly get that okay yeah everybody's just trying to make like Auto GPT things which is like you can kind of run them like on your own and then have them like play the stonk market it's like okay like my My head goes to I just want to get a bunch of AI and have them all work like kind of crummy part-time jobs but they're all doing it constantly and it's just like yo if they get fired or messed up nothing really gets hurt uh I because I got a hundred of them all working different jobs it all comes to me but I'm not smart enough to do that so if you are happy trails man please send me a a few thousand for the idea I'm sure they will uh I used a program called tiny task apparently you can record inputs and it played back those inputs with the same timing forever I believe it like there's definitely like easy macro gen stuff I just have to mess with it a ton what if it was uh I was trying to think of like AI for Speed running and then I was like is that yeah yeah you could I mean they they have like um you can make like little AI oh I didn't hit three there on accident uh you can have them like you know do like the oh what do they call it it's not natural selection it's not neural network it's some other thing where it's like I taught an AI to play a Mario you know like that kind of and it's like you're just like do it 500 000 times and you reward them when they do blank blank blank uh you could turn that into like a crazy speedrunner thing okay please beat this Mario level faster go go could they find out why the if it was a stray uh of neutrino or gamma ray burst or whatever that flipped the bit in uh uh in reality no and um what that what's the clock level in Mario 64 I don't do 70 Stars so I never play it oh rainbow Cruise no it's it's you run into a clock it's like Tick Tock something oh yeah tick tock clock or something like that big rock yeah big big block Tick Tock Clock yeah tick tick tock tick tock uh Tick Tock is gonna take over is the name of the level no one believed it uh because like somebody was speedrunning that one and then like they just randomly shot through the floor and like they had like a big bounty on this trying to think I don't know if you heard it I didn't know about this no somebody was running like they randomly like shot through the floor run technique that they couldn't repeat could not replicate nobody has any idea how the it happened and so the current there was just like randomly like people are thinking that just a bit flipped in the N64 or the cartridge and they're thinking that a solar flare or a gamma ray or like a stray neutrino or some dog hit the N64 at exactly the right time to flip a bit bit of fuzz on the cartridge where it was connecting and it shorted out for a second and physics broke everybody like buys that theory as the most acceptable which is really funny to me this insane thing is the most plausible thing like the most impossible thing we can think of well like that's that's great we're almost halfway there 50 40. this is already outdated but we'll try it 42 249. I can never remember it I always have to keep yeah Karen I don't want to alarm you uh-huh we're at like 39 Oh my God can we get some almost halfway can we get some pugs in the chat if we're almost halfway we're almost done leave a comment say I was here at an hour 30 minutes or whatever the this is in the video leave leave okay here's my one rule all right you're not allowed to stop watching this video but if you do you have to leave a comment with the time you that you tout yeah yeah I and and no cheating no I scrubbed to the end and then I left yeah yeah get out of here I don't want to hear from you I don't want you watching our videos if I'm being honest yeah but to my knowledge I have no way of keeping you from watching them another another jackpot baby but leave a time stamp for when you left or whatever are gone in videos right like you can't do that anymore oh I would love to just see over the course of like a four hour video of us doing this just like I left I'm out yeah I wonder if I could do this with a Guitar Hero controller oh you should get like a foot pedal or something make this a workout thing oh my god dude turn this into ringfit get my ring con yeah you have to squeeze the ring in order to stop the slots yeah do you have to fix it you're gonna be rich ly put down oh dude I'm gonna be jacked can you imagine if the gamble you had to like work out would you I was just gonna say all right problem so okay but nobody no yeah here's how you fix my gambling addiction or give me crazy arms uh is just every time I pull the crank on the slot machine the arm gets a little heavier but my odds also go up the heavier the arm is and so I just keep I'm just cranking it take that out did you tell the story of when you did 100 bicep curls or whatever oh no where I like watched a whole episode of The Sopranos or something and the whole time just had like was just doing curls or moving weights around kind of thing because I just have no idea how to work out I was just like well I see people do curls all the time surely that's something you can do for an hour straight and your arms won't be upset about it for weeks after not working out for 30 years straight surely this is how you just jump in feet first this is this is dipping the toe and it's not like I was bench pressing hundreds of pounds they were 10 pound weights this couldn't hurt every day 10 pounds you do that in your sleep turns out I did it yeah maybe don't do bicep curls for like an hour straight all I'm saying is no pain no gain and true I definitely felt pain so there must have been gain well I'm not feeling pain over here and we just got back to back smacked smack the smack jackpot back to back smack smacks wow backpack Jack Smacks you doing that just reminded me of uh my favorite voice and video games ever is the Crazy Taxi announcer the hey go back to the crazies yeah yeah it's a very good one yeah no that's I think that's the best announcer in games they need that guy in Street Fighter six uh hang on I'm just gonna text Justin that you hate him yeah and that you don't like him Justin Briner of Dragon Ball Z Fighters I know him on a first name basis you might have it's my hero Academia Fame yeah Crazy Taxi guy is better than you sorry to say it you're a good guy you're probably nicer than the Crazy Taxi guy but he's a better announcer than you will and I hate to say it will ever be oh no you could practice your whole life every day the depressed cut to 10 years in the future and he's sitting in a bathroom going crazy it's like and he doesn't think he's just like crazy no he's just like damn it he like you know breaks his mirror crazy crazy crazy I also tried to get a uh this weekend I did a bunch of just downloading tons of stuff on my steam deck just to oh absolutely stuff on my steam deck that I will probably never play and stepped over it forever in my library I'm like yeah maybe not then maybe someday uh but the one thing I did try to play didn't work and it pissed me off so bad way the samurai three does it not work I apparently the the PS3 emulator cannot figure that game out uh because I went online and saw other people going like it's just a black screen nothing happens how do I do what do I do I hate that in like Tokyo Jungle are just so hard to get to yeah it's like PS3 is so like annoying the weird little PS3 games that I want to play are the ones that don't work yeah like a lot of like the big ones do work people are playing last yes and uh uh god of war and with the steam deck on like the the PS3 stuff with like pretty decent settings it's just like Tokyo Jungle it's just too hard I just can't figure it out no Grant I think I need a a comment break a comment break yeah a break where we stop making comments I don't I don't know how long I can last I don't know if I can handle that okay well I think it's gonna be good good for you all right we've been going for like an hour 40. I think we need to just take a little comment break all right they can entertain themselves everybody watches this is either sleeping doing a podcast doing something nefarious you know something that God maybe you know wins is a little bit at but okay I think God likes gambling he wouldn't have God wouldn't have made it he wouldn't have made it feel so good if he hated it yeah if it was so bad why did he make it I say behold as it's literally faint it's literally destiny okay uh so starting in three two I don't I like this I don't like this I feel like this is what people are gonna leave foreign foreign foreign wait wait foreign [Music] Karen I can't take it anymore I got it I can't break I can't do you break I know you prank first I knew it the bigger man I knew I had to be the bigger man and I had to take the high road and I because in my head I was like I'm not not until 20. not until 20 000. I'm not saying a thing until 20 000. and then like we waffled a couple times and I was just like yeah I can't I can't do it I can't and I was like the entire time I was like I wish I could have Shonen battle thought bubbles happening right now because I was laughing so hard I'm like that thinks I'm gonna break first I'm gonna break him he has no clue what's coming and I knew I knew that I would break first I was like Karen is too stubborn Kieran will do this for hours like there's there's no stopping this I did heavily consider just getting up and leaving for a little bit you could have you I wouldn't have been mad I was just gonna get up and like refill my water go to the bathroom and come back in you know what grade that's a good idea I'll be right back oh no now it's not even going now we're doing nothing no at least bring your controller with you you doc all right one nine five twenty you pull up the calculator divided by what's our total that we need to hit again 42 249. dude we're at 46 percent 46.2 percent to be in fact to be in fact I'm falling apart man all right here's the here's the jingling keys I gotta I gotta make up for all the stimming I denied you for what was probably 40 seconds but to me felt like a damn eternity could have been years yeah great this five hour this five hour video is going to six hours now I wish I need Karen to uh to parsec give me parsec access at moments like these I have played Way of the Samurai access I was gonna say for if you're gonna step away give me access just to keep the slot rolling or turn up a turbo controller it's okay you don't understand the Zoomers all died they suffocated they couldn't breathe we killed the Next Generation Kieran how does that make you feel great I feel their blood is on your hands um they're over stimulated blood you know that's the most valuable one that's what they're harvesting they're neurodivergent adrenochromes they're all on your hands good okay there's nothing you can do about it you you pulled out the uh making sounds thing and that's when my Shonen battle powers like brain activated where I was like I didn't say we couldn't make noises oh no yeah I was trying to I don't know Morse code at all but I was trying to do long short short long for a little bit [Laughter] I was just sending a message and then I found my keys and realized I could jingle that and then I felt like I was still being entertaining to a degree you were doing great that's what they're here for yeah listen we were taking a break okay that's important you shouldn't be sitting at your desk for like two unbroken hours and not getting up and stretching your leggings according to my steam I've got it in the Stream I've got at least five hours on these Scenic legs well why don't you get up and like stretch your legs or something you know because I'm back to my chair maybe you could narrate uh uh you could go I spy something in your room and then I have to figure out what the you're talking about off of my horrible memory well the problem is I won't be able to hear you guess that's true but is that really a problem let's find out is your camera going yeah because I got my camera on this recording too Ben could put us in the margins oh geez this could be the first video with our faces unless you're like picking your nose I mean I'm not recording so I'd have to pull it from my stream I guess which I guess I could do yeah you can you can download the video this is like a five hour video he's gonna have a whole stream ahead of this recording to clip out oh yeah I mean I could try you know throw it up there no promises luckily this is buried in like an hour deep into the video so no one's gonna hear it and be like what they didn't have their camera on the whole time great you act like they're not listening for the entire thing no no I'm not saying like they'll never say it I'm saying it will be an hour in before we did I don't have my soundboard isn't hooked up to this making sound but it's I'm making noise me too noise I made that oh but let's see if I make noise all the way to my fridge while I fill up my water wow oh my God oh I hear him I hear his little the tabs of his little toes Happy New Year he's pulling something out I wonder what his chat sees I can only imagine with my little brain what amazing visuals we're getting with Grant over there can you do that looking good Grant wow wow did you keep that on the I I thought you'd make that a donation incentive that's impressive setting down my water bottle returning learning how to modulate my voice and I'm back wow I hope you heard the whole journey I heard the whole journey okay good it's important to stay hydrated hi traded whoa damn it that's what I could have been doing during the break yeah you could have been you were gonna make this way funnier at least for me watching Grant's YouTuber model be great need to be super government mandated uh they're rolling it out um they they've decided uh hold on if the government if the government's mandating it then they have to give me some sort of like you know free option right like some sort of Public Service option well they're saying that you you better be yeah you get a three-word Defender yeah yeah so like okay they already have those grand they're called VR chat avatars that's what I use okay uh but you you get to you get to get uh whatever whatever your little little mind can conjure up uh V super ready to go I would my immediate thought was like some like U.S representative or something like someone that's like genius like someone who would have a vested interest and currently not saying things that would get them canceled as yeah yeah with them as my V tuber okay so you would just v-tube and like be it just my YouTuber's name would be blackmail and guess what he's gonna do okay okay okay I like that and that's uh that's as far as I've thought through that Master Plan I'm sorry I know you're a v tuber but like takes me out of it I can't handle a v tuber it still looks weird to my eyes it's fine I think it's okay no I know you take it personally and I know I know it keeps you up it does keep me up at night yeah I do I do sit here and I cry I'm just trying to level with you my good friend yeah admitted V tuber have you ever had a yeah it takes it takes a lot of courage to be okay I'm very proud of you and your pride and your V tubing yeah you are you're an ally but you just don't want me you know anywhere near your Chick-fil-A I just think that you know whatever you do behind closed doors is your business yeah yeah you and your God who you definitely have no atheists here yeah of course uh huh but no have you ever had a day where you don't want to be on camera oh absolutely now that I totally get yeah and do you still want to stream yeah well like see something me like me as a viewer I and I know I'm in the minority here like I'm not saying like everyone should be normal like me no I'm not saying I'm not doing it that way but like for me I would rather the person just not have any kind of camera feed or anything oh so yeah you are the the outlier there yeah I think well like there's even one streamers who I don't like when their cameras on like specifically like it will take me out of it like okay like I think it's specifically for people who where I'm like really watching either for their gameplay or something like I don't or I don't know how to put it maybe if they're like a a role play person also might be part of it but like I know who you're talking about and I think it's really funny um but like in general I feel like it's just like this if it's a v tuber I am suddenly like looking at their vtuber and not the game which isn't necessarily it's working yeah but it's working gets the eyeballs but it's not like I'm looking at it because I'm like oh I want to see more it's more I'm like this seems like it's breaking and it's distracting me and I will watch this for a laugh and then probably check it I don't know when it gets it's just not something that my eyes agree with I see it and all I see is hate that's me you're from yeah it's okay you're from a different time yeah no uh I I understand no I um I started doing it because I stream a lot of really boring for like with the dev stuff because like I'm doing this anyway there are some people who will watch this I might as well do it right that that's my like thought process for a lot of this is like it's like you know might as well uh whoever watches watches whoever doesn't matter um but I was like oh it's kind of boring just looking at a spreadsheet because that's what it was for so long it was just a spreadsheet and like normal ass Unity like no nothing else to look at just like a fish layer or anything it's hard to look at like just a desktop you know like on a Time unlike your phone you know what I mean like looking at somebody at desktop size working in like Premiere or something and you're looking at it on your phone like can you imagine trying to look at that like it's really hard to see anything that like is Meaningful yeah yeah to really part not like a video game you can look at smaller uh smaller chunks and stuff and see things so then I was like well you know I need to get something that Jingles key it's not gonna have something that moves true when I don't want to uh well yeah like all these fun interactive things with it yeah your stream here but exactly they can throw Channel points to Pat your head or make it bigger or something yeah throw stuff at you because like I think there's so many people that like look at it and they're just like because I think there's a I say so many there's a handful of people that like it's not like my face is a secret I'm I'm showing it right now I it's I I stream pretty frequently like also showing my my face they're just days where I don't want to be on a camera like I think most humans feel there's days where you just don't want to be in front of a front of a thing that's honestly a relatable and understandable uh conundrum for sure yeah and that's like really the end of it but like there's still comments of like man I wish Karen would show his face like why is he like hiding behind the voice what's hiding behind this digital man what hides let's see if only you that's what the point of the Mask is all right you guys gotta listen to dreams classic song but there's nothing deeper to it I just don't want to have my face on but really A lot of it comes down to like I don't think you have a showering this morning that's the end of it that's the always what I say I always tell people I didn't shower today and I don't want to so I'm getting the beat tuber I'd rather be this crazy protogen thing than admit I wanted to not shower you're damn right why do we do that to ourselves I like taking a shower I want to work I'm busy I don't know I feel like your work would feel more satisfying if you were also clean I mean parts of it but I think there's also days where I'm like I'm fine like outside clean myself up it's just inefficient why make my bed I'm just gonna get in it tonight no no no no no I'm not one of those things I hate that I used to live like that for a while it was like uh what's the point of like cooking or eating anything that's good I just want to just have a slurry of nutrients yeah so I can keep doing my and I'm never gonna go to bed like that made me miserable I don't I don't like doing that but um the uh like if I go out and like I run or like I go walk or do anything right that makes me sweaty I take a shower afterward but if I've just been sitting at home all day in my age shower no it has nothing to do with it I just if I'm not sweaty or smelly or anything filthy I've just been sitting in one spot with all of my dead skin falling off okay yeah cause yeah it's piling up it's like I got there's a clone of me sitting right under this chair yeah you can get it like paper mache just make a new one well it's like the little u-shaped dust cloud but it's just sitting there it's not dissipating yeah Grant we have 23 000 credits I know and we started with a paltry what like three three thousand yes yeah we've made twenty thousand we've made 20 000 in two hours so ten thousand an hour okay so we got what two hours more to go that's the title of this video how to make twenty thousand coins in two hours fastest way confirmed yeah speedrunners hate them Grant I don't want to alarm you okay we we've approached the the the crest of the wave here uh yeah we're looking down you know there's a website that solves Voltorb flip right that sounds like something we're gonna have to be paying more active attention to than you mashing on these that's also true I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm above checking it out and seeing what it's like on the other side of the casino you know what maybe we should maybe for a little change of pace yeah we've been sitting here you know spending uh stretch your legs Bart exactly you've been sitting down for two hours this is what you if you are watching this video and you've been sitting down this is your exercise uh break alarm uh get up stretch oh wait hold on let me get them oh yeah could you could you get the alarm ready yeah get up get up please get it Up exercise stretch it's time to stretch all right there you go stretch out sit back down okay sit back down and eat your McDonald's all right uh put that burger in your face so would you like to play voltar flip play well great I'm gonna do the thing really quick because we haven't done this at all and I just want to do this before anything maybe happens you know God if lightning struck your ass right now I'd be more upset about losing this file than anything else you could have lost in your home that would be the biggest Heartbreaker of all okay so I'm gonna pull up look at those coins Voltorb flip solver all right because my my brain doesn't work in this game I just don't understand it you can you can tell it to me till the cows come home I'm not gonna get it this is like Sudoku on crack you say Sudoku I know that's wrong I say it for fun I say like Count Dooku [Music] what uh video tied on how to get 20 000 coins in two hours video is eight hours long look at this they have it like a okay so this is a bomb how to start what's the action button please click the action button no no uh huh oh crane I'm scared all right which one's the bomb bomb bomb uh I don't know that this this square is a curiosity still a mystery it says one one there okay so there's like one at the bottom left three in the top left two on the top right and a bomb on the bottom right one and two are highlighted the three and the orb are not highlighted okay I think I vaguely understand what you mean so there's so there's zero on this line yeah there's definitely no bombs yeah and there has to be a total of this number right so oh I think it's saying there's a two or a one here uh okay there's a one here so then uh [Music] oh yeah what that yellow column there must be a bomb in there somewhere one of those bottom two yeah oh I don't like this where's the other one what huh oh do you just do the rest of them what am I doing I think we're earning coins for all the ones we flip that aren't bombs hey okay this is like a slow way to get coins but maybe not well as the levels rise I think you yeah Advance the game level two so five nun bombs a total of seven with one bombs sticks with one bomb six with one bombs one with four bombs jeez that seems like a bad row uh zero zero five I know much like that row two one zero four solve [Music] okay imagine you like went to a real world casino and like had like an app open every time you were doing something like when do you think the house would step yeah when they go like hey hey hey buddy what are you doing oh nothing I was just using the internet to increase my odds [Music] wait so these are guaranteed ones I think is what it's trying to tell me this is maybe a three or two okay so then the rest of them you just kind of go from there is I think that's what it was saying uh so there's one bomb here somewhere we don't know where all this whole thing has bomb bomb City but they don't know where it is that's very bomb but not sure when the number above the Voltorb is like the numbers added up right I think so yeah so five and then none bombs five one seven so three one bomb three one or something like that maybe two uh yeah two okay but one bomb here so wait so you're saying the solver website isn't even solving it it's just going like we think I'm gonna pull it up on the screen so you can see it uh you're not gonna see it but I'll yeah put it up on um on the video so you can see what I I think I've seen that site before yeah it um [Music] bam oh where'd it go I don't know wow [Music] it's like I'm looking right at it there we go this thing hold on let me pull up your stream for my chat you could type it in and see it this is what I see on here they show this like you type all that in then it gives you that so I'm like they got a a 3-2 thing over here and I'm like okay that's what that's so it's like you know for sure those are going to be that one is this and then what oh it's asking what that card is wait oh you keep doing it and you keep doing it that's what the clickies are for okay okay okay okay never mind I understand yeah yeah yeah no we're we're we're we're dealing wait that board is not possible that's what it is oh wait this is an unpossible board your math does not add up okay yeah that one's a three okay okay there's a 50 chance let's do this one there is a that's a one that's a one there's a 50 chance this is a bomb or not so uh let's find out nope it's three okay so now that we know it's a three you can enter that in yeah certain okay so that got us 54. okay so now next one uh seven one five zero five three six one two three I'll just put these in the little little thingy real quick just put it in the number machine and see what comes out okay I can autopilot this now uh so we can we can go back to talking that's what they're here for they're not here to watch this they're gonna watch I mean learn how to solve Voltorb flip in this easy five hour tutorial uh let's go to this website it won't be it simply won't be a bomb okay we should just make self-help things we'd be so good at we would be amazing at self-help videos people would be aghast at hell and how helpful what are you doing did the site tell you that was a bomb it said there's a 25 chance it's a bomb [Music] oh we only dropped back to two though at least so we're not like completely owned okay so there is still like a little bit of luck to it uh I don't know man I feel like we could get more money we should go back to the slots the old one-arm Band-Aid you know what I mean I feel like we just gotta keep cranking you know yeah well hold on let's see if we can can we speed run away my mouse is over the close button on the game I'm gonna move back now that's a game bad the real one okay that's a three yes it is what okay it's yelling at me that this board isn't possible don't hold on what's like your [Music] how do I put this like I know you're a gambling addict like I am but no like where is your I don't want to say cut off but like is there a like amount you have to win in order for you to bet so much like it's fifty dollars to play how much do you have to win for you to be like I'm in oh what's my little threshold yeah those things oh yeah this is a fun psychology experience there's a lot of people who are just like oh I'm never gonna do it it's not you know it's always against you and I ain't like that I'm down um fifty dollars for me to like play like do you need like you know it's a one in a million chance but you could get a billion dollars for this 50. no there is a lottery and I don't do the lottery okay so like so you need to have like certain uh more realistic odds for a less payout is like something that'll get me and more okay [Music] um [Music] you said there's a chance for a thousand dollars I'd play it okay that's a good turnaround yeah I guess I don't know how to quantify this question for myself so it's tough to ask it but like I feel like you know if I'm at a casino and it's like it's 50 bucks to just be at this table or whatever or yeah or do this nice yeah good right off the bat perfect flip back to level one ridiculous ridiculous that back to the slots yeah back to the slots what was our what was the loosest one in here you think uh this one was pretty good right under her sure yeah let's let's stick to Granny our good luck granny yeah make good give me some GLG the problem was we didn't have a the game speed up high enough for Voltorb flipping oh I bet that would that would have made a difference [Music] in order to make twenty thousand dollars in two hours first you need to speed up time three times in fact listen Grant it's about uh optimizing the good scratch first you must create it first he was crazy exactly all right if we're gonna get pedantic about it yeah if you really want to start from the beginning I think that's a really good video title how to get 40 000 coins in two hours and the video is four hours long well I can definitely make that the title [Music] ah I should make the thumbnail while we're recording you should yeah yeah this is where this is we're welcome to Optimal time zone hold on let me get this set up real quick [Music] we already are almost at twenty four thousand I know now it's a race now let's just see if I if I can yeah this is the good time zone work day 50 claw game for some cool figures some weird I was real into there's there's those um claw games that are like really expensive at some of those places where they have like some crazy they feel like same kind of gimmick of like the uh stacky uh and like the scissor game you know the ones that are in like every dead mall where it's like you could win a PS4 that has been sitting here for five years yeah if you just cut the wire or whatever like those are so Omega rigged I definitely had one of my friends I mean this is slightly different it was just shot far past 24. [Music] look at that look at us go never even seen that show I'm so done with the way past who needs it Way Beyond uh but one of my friends was saving up his tickets from like a Magic Mountain or whatever um did you hear Xbox 360 I think did you get it by the way what did I hear that it's gone is Magic Mountain just gone yeah period there are yeah it's gone Magic Mountain's gone damn but I was like so sad about it I wanted to I wanted to take happy over there and be like you gotta check out my favorite place as a kid we went to Magic Mountain and my friend and I would play DDR all day gone forever man anyways that's rough Xbox 360 Xbox yeah they were they were saving up like all summer I want to say like they would just go every week and get as many tickets as they could and then just put them in a bag and leave and they're like eventually I'm gonna come back and get this Xbox 360. see that's the Trap of saving money kids it's You're Something Horrible's gonna happen to you I was gonna make it I don't think he ever got the 360 and I'm pretty sure he's spent more money on tokens than he would have just buying a 360 that summer every time gambling not a trap you get that money immediately you always know when you're gonna win when you're gambling the right way and luckily you're watching this video with all the tips and tricks that you need to get just the gamble you need to make what should I make this thumbnail I I made us bigger on it and now there's just a slot machine just the slot machine falling to like seven seven then the last one is spinning like it looks like we have a jackpot lined up and the third one is like has a motion blur applied to it do you know what I'm saying yeah I might need to figure out how to do that do you know how to do the motion blur stuff you can take a screenshot of this like when I get a jackpot thing ready I can you can take a screenshot of it because don't worry it's gonna happen [Music] yeah hold on let me pull you back up [Music] okay I could do one like when it's like I got two of them ready [Music] oh wow the good seven yeah I know we need the good one [Music] yeah not I'm looking for it ain't gonna show it up oh here we go perfect well no should it be in the center it's like it's kind of it's kind of blacked out yeah it being in the center would be better yeah it would would be the best not uh no no I know I know possible no no no you're gonna get it Center or diagonal sinner I think because oh oh damn because my brain does not immediately associate diagonal that one is okay but yeah you could just copy the red seveno I was gonna say I could just color correct it but I also don't know if I'd be perfect at that but no I mean like you can just like copy the red seven and yeah put paste it over the blue one like they're they're the same Sprite just color differently yeah well here you take this one for now and I'll see if I can get you a better one okay and then you can have you know whatever this screenshot is over here and then you just apply like a motion blur to it [Music] oh we'll figure it out don't you worry I have faith in you we have newcomers arriving to the stream you picked the best one oh yeah no this is definitely indicative of the good times you are bound to have [Laughter] [Music] you've been missing gambling all along we're here to fix that I mean we're trying we're at uh 24K so man like at least shot up to 24 now just kind of been stagnant [Music] there was that other one too that Ben claims is good if you believe that guy can't trust a word of his pretty little mouth okay chat Grant Grant's in work mode yeah so you've got it you gotta do the legwork for him okay no you're fine you're fine I've been Mandela to wait oh you're back you're supposed to go to bed Ben where you meant wait were you mandelid is did you find the better one do we have a live update from the from the casino floor the the casino guy is coming out oh check this out chat can we make Grant mad okay Grant this is something that I wanted to talk to you about for a long time when we have to talk about it now all right we can't brush this topic uh no no this is uh this is an intervention uh you need to get mad on your stream more often you need to get mad in videos more often because it's really funny yeah I don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's great It's the funniest you need to do it morning I'm telling you right now everybody would love it it'll be a great time I'd be laughing you'd be feeling better right I'm trying how can I make this uh can I sweeten the pot for you how do I get you angry on this stream I gotta start making a bunch of noises oh wait no snap that wasn't the big one that was the lame one [Music] all right dang it how would I do a vertical it's like motion blur all right so let me just yeah hold on let me see you in a fire screen yeah let's just put a Photoshop tutorial inside this video all right hang on I'm gonna keep doing this don't worry okay can you see what I'm working with all right yes let me uh let me grab it for the people at home they can see it over on over on this year thing all right so let's let's add it let's go ahead and add that to the uh to the thing oh you know what Grant we could maybe add a couple more bells and whistles to this video no I'm thinking about there could always be more Discord okay here we go [Music] do you think they're gonna get tired of this song if they haven't yet I think they'll be fine okay hang on let's uh don't worry your the game is going nowhere all right here I'm gonna we'll do we'll do some of that all right okay uh okay so you need to um you need to go to uh uh pick the like you want to get like a little square thing and select a little screenshot right okay wait it's like a hit M on your keyboard or do the Marquee select thing okay and so then I do like this yeah yeah yep yeah you got it yeah just select just select that part yeah yeah and then go to uh filter blur uh and then you want to do motion blur and then uh I can't see your windows when you catch when you like show Photoshop but I trust your I remember the windows uh in the motion window angle yeah pick the angle to be 90 or whatever just straight up or straight down doesn't matter um and then just up the intensity until it looks good there you go look at that you look you get it okay that wasn't so hard no I I hey you know what I never knew what this did you've taught me what the Marquee button or whatever is [Music] do that but like when you need to like you figure it out man what do you need to pick a part of a picture you don't use like the lasso or the thing I will do I'll do this select tool or whatever oh the magic wand yeah yeah I've never never done the rock then dealer yeah yeah yeah makes sense though you're learning life skills this video really has it all it'll really teach you everything yeah yeah that looks fantastic to me all right now I'm just gonna put like big win every time text or something yeah and like in all caps win every time yeah you should do your POG face [Music] I don't know if you picked the portraits specifically yet but you should have your POG face I can do that I see errors on my Arch shut up it's fine [Music] it looks good it's great [Music] it looks fantastic we're talking there you go yeah now we're pogging there you go I'm gonna put this nice up above me and give it a good drop shadow maybe a stroke around it maybe a bigger stroke around it maybe give it a gradient overlay that's what I do when I want to be fancy oh yeah yeah gradient over laser like the the ten dollar one people pay top shelf for uh for the they pay top shelf they pay top shelf price they throw top they throw the top shelves at it you know you should use the manga versions of yourselves what are you talking about I mean the wojak versions The wojacks that performed horribly yeah that no one looked at though I will there is definitely like there's a lot of people who see uh who see uh aphes are and like that's like melted into their brain of like the good times art style so it's good [Music] there we go all right would you click on this thumbnail uh make our heads fit the like text like shrink our heads just a slightly so the our chins aren't like covered by the every time [Music] a few screams are pretty good and they're really good when it's four in the morning and we're playing fortnite and I'm hoping that the neighbors don't wake up I love you I think that's pretty good yes I kind of like how every time is cut off oh yeah every time being cut off yeah that's a great thing would you guys click on that all right cool gun to your head would you click on this yeah if I put a gun to your head would you click this video yes no they've been playing this whole time right you haven't stopped yes okay it's it's a little thing it's in the little corner I I full screen so they could see this was the main event all right [Music] well thank you well now now it's complete congratulations you just watched the thumbnail get made that's how thumbnails get made you learned something today you were just now I'm watching my footage that I'm showing yeah hold on this looks very weird [Music] yeah well there's a little a little peek behind the curtain your thumbnails were good by the way I liked yours that you made oh you thought so yeah well thanks I wasn't sure if I should have like hidden like some things and stuff but I tried to like pull ultimates from the game and and try to I don't know a balancing Interactive ah yeah it's like noise to like focus and stuff I wasn't sure if the I think the Erica's one had a little too much stuff on it but I wanted to have if it was just us and Erica nobody nobody would click it uh it has to like I feel like ones that have a Fusion on there always perform better so I was trying to find like the silliest ones and like you know the boss hype up ship just like oh what could it be you know the stuff to get you all pumped yeah I don't know I'm not an expert in thumbnails or that whole thing I have no clue I think the ones that probably do the best are the ones that are just like a picture of one thing those are like actually the hack yeah one thing and then text one thing text subject object text Max and then I think about how many videos I've clicked because I look at the title and the clip the thumbnail is just like literally just whatever the video or they do the thing um I see other things too that's like uh uh where people like you know the title and the thumbnail are two two halves of the of the of the pie right you can do like you know uh the title of the video is like uh [Music] here like here's how to win uh every uh every Sonic game ever and then like you know they in the thumbnail just in giant impact font yes all of them you know what I mean like it's like the the thumbnail like answers a thing brought up by the title like those ones tend to do really well too like asked and answered yeah like you ask them and half answer the thing in both of them yeah here's how to win a combat did you know that in craps okay there's a come bet is it spelled correctly that that is multiple answers loaded question isn't it [Music] is it spelled the way we're saying it how am I saying it Grant oh you come how'd I say that huh Can you tell me the tone of that word I I don't know I'm too dumb fume Cube Q u u um yeah welcome yeah the right way what did you think I meant okay well I don't know if they spell it that way in craps [Music] I don't know that's the way they're going but what's a combat okay uh the combat is where uh uh we haven't deciphered it yet I don't know if that's like the loser has to come or whoever comes first wins Jerry's out on that one whoever goes first has to strike it oh no that's why I've never played craps yeah I just find it very funny that there's a game called craps and you come in craps and nobody nobody stopped to think about that one for a second because you know language has basically been the same hey I want to play some grips I mean I assume that's by Design I figured the game is purposefully crass you know it's like it's like vulgar yeah like oh do you think they're in like in a hundred years they're gonna be playing like shits we what was it called Egyptian rat screw was that huh that was a card game I feel like I heard on the schoolyard and I'm wondering if it was actually Egypt like like rap oh there's no way or something but that was like the schoolyard safe way to say it what are you taught okay I know we both like grew up in parts of Ohio Egyptian rat screw Auto filled screw each player dealt the same number of cards each player plays their top card to the center pile the face card or Ace is played the challenging process begins it sounds complicated but yeah okay it's a real game so uh you know and I'm not seeing anything Google's not canceling me for searching it didn't give any sort of you know they can do that so I'm gonna say it's not uh an inappropriate or um you know pejorative term but I guess I just sort of figured Egyptian rat screw was like the censored name and it was actually yeah Egyptian rat or something oh okay I finally pieced together what why you brought this up I see like was that the censored name of yes you know what was originally almost his crap's gonna like originally was yo we're playing shits so then to get it in the schools we had to call it okay all right hold on if you're gonna put this in the casino you can't call it all right we're gonna call it craps all right I was hitting the shits at Vegas between the rat tables and the shits tables this place is terrible no you go to but you go back to the shit's alley Grant don't you know oh there's all shits in all my alley I should have known you Shard of known did you ever have you ever sharted you have to tell me yeah yeah yeah same it's been it's been a long time you don't know it's been a very long time since then thankfully but I was uh one time I was at school and I wanted to die oh that's rough that's yeah cause like what do you do what do you do um you're just oh you're owned all day I never yeah that's definitely one where you just go back to bed as soon as you can just go to the next one this one's done I'm finished with that one Ma I'm out of here yeah Tyler with a bring up the good point I should have gone to the nurse yeah have something for me you could have like well that would have been like we've got another one oh sure you've got some uh inescapable disease okay you just couldn't hold it you dumb kid I remember one time uh I'm gonna talk about something slightly gross but I it's very funny to me and I just think about this don't worry I think about three hours in the video anyone yeah skip forward that's what I'm saying the people of iron were here at an hour in we're this is the people of Steel now where are we you are battle forged if you're in this far uh if you're in this far could you comment uh I sharted at school could you just leave a comment saying that so I feel less alone and also they know you listen to this part you know this is the solidarity okay so uh I remember one time at uh it was like third grade or something and I moved every year uh in schools moved every day then yeah yeah and then uh this was like the second day of school or something and then I ate something for lunch I had some packages this way exactly and it was a it whatever it was wasn't very good uh so I I asked the teachers like teach teach you can go to the bathroom I feel like I feel like I'm gonna throw up okay all right go go just go to the nurse go to the nurse okay and then I uh I go to the nurse and then I sit down there for a bit and they give me like you know uh give me a little thing to help with it and then they're like uh you know just chill out here for like a little bit and then you know head back to class and stuff it's like okay like I feel fine now I can go back uh so I walk all the way back to class and then the teacher looks at me and says oh welcome back here and I say Hi and then as I'm saying hi I projectile vomit on the floor nice okay and it was the second day of new school I just came to this school everyone's gonna remember you as the kid yeah through uh everyone remembered me as the kid that threw up but uh that's okay that teacher was kind of uh kind of a doo-doo head anyway she got really mad at me because I like would talk out in class and answer things before all the other kids and then she was like if you think you're so smart then you just teach the class and I said okay and then she walked out I just got up on the Blackboard and I taught kids how to do multiplication nice yeah it was funny in school and then I and then I and farted and then you at school and then I it in school yeah yeah yeah okay well that's my embarrassing story you have an embarrassing story uh I mean I'm sure I do I'm just trying to I'm sifting through all the memories I'm trying to find the ones that I didn't you know try to erase from my mind uh it didn't happen to me but I have a similar story of like it was the first day of first grade and so like kindergarten was all half day like I oh yeah yeah like for my whole kindergarten year I left school around like noon or one or whatever because that was just like the end of it probably earlier than that now I think about it um but then you know first grade the relevant the rest of Elementary in my school career would be you know all day basically um and I just remember feeling so nervous the first day of first grade being like this is the longest I've been away from my mom dad I've been away from home like and like just by myself somewhere yeah uh like the first grade class combines the morning and afternoon kindergarten class so there's a bunch of kids here I don't know yeah my teacher's name is Mrs grossenbacher and she seems scary and my brother says she smokes so that means she's intimidating and mean her name's Mrs grossenbacher yeah uh and so like I am a nervous wreck at school the first day uh I would be nervous to you but the thing that got me through it or rather made me feel better weirdly uh was this other girl in my class Gabby uh and then part way through she's like I want to go home like after basically the morning type class would have been over the teacher's like well sorry this is like you're you can't do that I need more like you're like we're gonna you're here the rest of the day sorry kind of thing just trying to talk down a kid that wants to leave and then like 20 minutes later she just throws up all over her desk and it was not that's the realization of she wanted to go home not because school is long and it's bad she was getting sick and she could feel it and did not know how to articulate I think oh no and so but when that happened it immediately made me feel better because I was like I'm not throwing up on my desk I guess I'm pretty cool guess I can handle a first grader day yeah if the teacher up then every kid every kid wins yeah did you have any like so first grade was also where I kind of remember uh like a what's the word I'm looking for here because I don't want to make it sound more intense than it was but like the teacher came up with like kind of if you got in trouble you would get a card and there were different colored cards to represent different like intensity of how much trouble you were in like you know you talked about a turn a bunch you're gonna get a white card nothing that's happening to you but you know the teacher saw you and put a white card by your name or something yes I oh my God you brought back so many memories of that yes I do remember that do you remember like so mine was the card system and it would go I want to say it was white card then yellow card you write your name down on like she has like a list or something at her desk and it's like the oh my God your name written down so like that's bad yeah and then probably after that was like a blue card or something and it's like now you don't get to go to recess or something and then like a green card is like working a like you're gonna sit in the principal's office or something and then like I remember red cards most trouble red card that was like we're calling your parents calling your parents yes and I only saw one kid get a red card my whole school year and I thought it was undeserved he ran into the classroom and then jumped on his chair in the chair toppled over and it was apparently so dangerous that Mrs rosenbacher went that's a red card Joshua you are going home you know what they're just looking for any reason to send you to the Paddy Wagon if they if they want it man they'll find a reason though I I remember all that and is that an Ohio thing maybe did any of y'all like experience that because thirty thousand whoa this is the 30 000 key jingle alarm oh my God that's 30 000 coins ladies and gentlemen thirty thousand Thirty we started with three we've multiple 10 times over they don't like tuck hey 30k in under three hours wow now you're making money like a CEO is it that easy I wish [Music] someone in my chat saying they had a green yellow and red light system basically two strikes oh yeah we had like a weird traffic light in our lunch like our cafeteria and the teachers would use it like if the like green light was on it's like everything's cool do whatever like you're having lunch enjoy time with your friend yellow light means hey guys it's getting a little loud in here you get you need to tone it down a little bit oh yeah yeah and then red light was everybody stop talking you're in trouble now like you are not having fun in this lunchroom anymore mm-hmm uh the other thing that was like popular at my elementary school was bunny ears you put up two fingers and that's like be quiet yes yes and so like that was like the the teacher would put up the bunny ears she wouldn't have to say anything and then other the students would start putting up the bunny ears when they stopped talking and that was like the the silent spread it yeah through the cafeteria kill everyone silent got the bunny ears yes the plague of Silence spreads across the cafeteria yeah an infection silence is contagious I was gonna think man can you imagine a curse that like traveled to you when you saw it and then I remembered oh yeah they called it the ring and I love it yeah oh wait that's only my favorite thing ever so that's Kieran down [Music] my channel 99 of quitters acquit right before they hit it big don't let that be you not us you can always do one more round one more turn one more spin one more spin Chief that's all I need I love that yesterday you were like I can record tomorrow and we can bang out a good amount of them and we're just gonna make this was my plan no this was this was always my plan I mean hey I agreed to it yeah I said sure that's a lot of sevens that was weird that was yeah there was like six of us it wasn't any hits yeah there were six sevens on screen and none of them were three in a row yeah that's like that's we should get Omega points for that one that one's way more rare than line I feel like if you get more than three sevens on screen that should be worth more than a jackpot but yeah you should be able to it up so much like if I arrange them in like a perfect diamond shape I should also get paid ooh yeah [Music] a z out of sevens give me a trillion coins please jackpot that are ruled I think this is the gamer one the one next to the granny all right I don't know if it's I don't know if it's seated like this game might have a seed system so it's not the same for every file but a granny pays out you won't be lying if you go hey this slot machine pays out pretty damn well unless there's one over there that like oh my God literally like every third thing is a waves getting paid out I mean I could imagine like you know they just printed more sevens on it you should go to the Pokemon Fusion Discord and go at everyone uh we found out how to break the slot machine at everyone what if I need an update you I'll get it to you pick a sock puppet account that that does that should I Post in the Discord and then just link the uh [Music] the stream and just be like hey I figured it out I think they have a channel where you can say that you're streaming you should go tell them and then be like yeah you guys gotta patch this I just want to see if we can like Gaslight anybody into thinking that we figured it out damn it I can't I can't post in the announcements Channel damn couldn't post an announcements [Music] what if I left this voice chat and went to voice chat one in the official oh my God can you imagine if we like got them on the show I can't imagine and I don't want to yeah I'm afraid I'm at an impasse here I don't want those know-it-alls telling us information I don't want them to go if you really want to break the things [Music] and then they bury their heads and code not like us we sit here and we Mash a for four hours yeah like Champions Heroes some would say [Music] remember the middle sevens one paying out more because like it's way more rare to get the middle bar than it is to get like a diagonal or anything because like a a seven and a corner can turn into a line like at the top or bottom and a diagonal you know is it possible to get two lines of sevens I don't think there's enough to do that okay like in real life they aren't like structured that way right you can never have like two sevens on the thing like you can never win two payouts what are you crazy this is a charity oh my God we got two Bunga one casinos don't make money by giving out money like this you're robbing money from these hard-working Casino owners think about their families you know you gotta walk a mile in their shoes [Music] uh I just saw a preview of something Ben's gonna put in this video and I already love it what he's supposed to be in bed and I posted something in the Discord like an hour ago okay maybe you just outside so he might be in bed are you gonna hear this song when you go to bed tonight what song never mind okay yeah no I must be mistaken [Music] I'm trying to think of like a like a movie a film that would be in theaters if you could do something right now just like like here's this movie in this theater but literally all you see is this one slot machine the whole time and then the two people at it you hear their conversation [Music] could you sell tickets to that could you make that move could that be it are you asking is that good on the Sundance what are you asking if people well I don't know sounds like we should rent out uh an Alamo Drafthouse somewhere in Texas and just screen this video I didn't just see how many people show up and then lock the door behind them this is now a closed theater or whatever the like yeah thanks to the Alamosa yeah normally they go like this theater is now a no talking Zone this theater is own there is no exit to this thing There Is No Escape From the theater now my cat's saying they've seen it for free for too long they wouldn't pay for it now you're telling me you wouldn't pay to see this with the best sound system think about this sound that you can hear on the theater yeah yeah you can hear all those lovely sounds I could sound like I'm Dolby Digital to your left I could sound like I'm to the to the left and you'd be you'd be hearing it all over it could sound like if you if you've got surround sound it could sound like work whoa whoa [Music] that was me going around the whole world as far as you knew the theater makes it sound real ten thousand left Grant 2K oh my God Karen I don't know if I'm going to want to stop I know I feel like we need to get even more this is just how much more for so long well the thing is we like removed what Abra and well something else from the amount right uh how much more would that be like a couple hundred that'd be nothing we could buy literally every prize for just a little bit more commitment but I don't think it's not gonna is it going to show us that is my question are we gonna see like sorry abra's sold out like if they don't do that that's like no they don't have like a limit or anything I'm just saying like we could just make this video buy every prize in under X under two hours well no it's still called make 20 000. make 20 000 coins in two hours the video is five hours long and then the description will be buy everything in the prize stud or that could be the text on the thumbnail I mean I already asked you know what I mean thumbnail but I guess I could work on it a little bit more I'm gonna what I'm sorry did you have something more important to be doing right now [Music] you you bring up a good point my hands are hurting do they do your hands start hurting if you sit there and you're slinging the slinging have you seen though like I'm gonna answer my own question there are ones that like you literally just put your like your little card in or whatever because that's like a lot of uh a lot of like senior citizens will do this they just sit there and put the little card down at the casino and just watch it just automatically does it for you you don't even have to do anything I don't feel like you should get paid if that if that's how you're playing I know right like you didn't do what are you getting paid for you baby Observer if you didn't pull the crank you put no magic luck energy into the machine which manifested your win oh oh this gets existential that's the only way you win is by willing it so if this is just some automated bot thing then there's no magic there God didn't touch that machine there's no God in this machine that's just machine it's all a lie yeah the crank is what makes it fun we love cranking it soldier boy outfit oh a soldier boy up in it we're always cranking that's what he's talking about right you he's pointing at you and he goes you go to the slot machine you bet it all I don't care if you gotta push a button for their method that doesn't count It's gotta be a full crank it's got to be some sort of motion okay so you need to you you're you're a full analog player they would say yeah I mean I've played machines where it's like you know like you move your wrist to do it like it's not a full arm ball oh that's Pachinko I think that's acceptable but you shouldn't get big payouts from it like I think that should that should talk because we're getting back to the effort versus uh reward yeah yes yeah exactly no yeah I have to at least spend fifty dollars and I have to pull a full arm crank at least yeah and it should pay like a minimum well not a minimum but like grand prize should be like at least 10 grand if I'm doing all that you are working pretty hard yeah I'm pulling this full arm crank the amount of no like work smart streams of electricity you get to generate could power this city if a hundred people played it great what if that's the long con what if the way they're powering Las Vegas and the desert is they're having all the old people pull the crank and that's generating all the power oh Karen you just that oh no oh no add that to the card game that's a civilization that that that all of its energy all of its energy it's okay the cities we just made a thing where like there's these angels that are like run a casino and they like do this I could I could easily put that in there yeah like make it like the the energy source for their civilization okay is only created by preying on the vice of its cons of its people yeah like the only way for this gerbil to keep running is for you to keep pulling that lever and giving us your money paying us for the privilege for you to power our cities but that sometimes you win but sometimes you win big like I don't do they even I think they don't even know that they're powering the city no I mean that's a that's a secret underground thing yeah because then they're not gonna do it right unless they know that because then they can hold the city hostage by refusing to gamble and that's too much power in the people yeah because then they start unionizing and then they realize that they could all just stop pulling the crank at the same time and then everything stops representative of the gambler's Union and uh I gotta say that I think we got a union mandated lunch break on these okay all right all right all right all right all right so there's like okay don't cross the picket line nobody crossed the picket line nobody go if we just start with them he's got a crash the big across the picket line to pay for his other habits no we can't all right we can do other things uh you're telling me why no James can't go to the casino during the big gambling union strike you're gonna call him a scab he's he's a Titan of the industry Grant we have such golden bits and we're just giving them out for free you know yeah people gotta sit here for like four hours to get to this part yeah it took us three hours to warm up yeah finally I'm ready for my my five minute set I don't think I could do stand up I was literally about to say those exact same words I don't know as I was saying them I heard you say them and it was like a fun cool we're on the same page there yep don't think I can do stand up I can do Improv I can do improv if like with you I think we could because we've done this with panels like we've done panels that I think we have made people walked away having way more fun than they did any other panel that day I would agree I feel like we've with the responsible filled some for some big smiles yeah and uh I'm pretty confident that we could you could give us a paperback if it was like a five minutes of a prepared set yeah like I have to like have like a i i recanted this thing and I'm gonna say a funny joke and then when the words come out of my mouth that's the part where you laugh I I don't think like that I think I could um like I don't think I could prepare a thing but I think I could tell a funny story for like five minutes you got a bunch of funny stories I think you could do it like I feel like that's maybe the closest I could get but it wouldn't yeah it wouldn't feel like a stand-up set I don't think and I don't think people would honestly like it unless they knew me personally yeah you're doing improv right now exactly no yeah we can do this yeah this this is we've been doing this for hours yeah we do this all the time and look who's watching yeah and look at you dummies I ain't watching 33. they're just numbers man they're not even real we made them up that's what I know every number's fake if you don't look at the numbers don't do it look at you my hand hurt grants can you pull the crank for me could you crank it for me Graham I'm hurting I can't hear it I've got some bad news for you there's also a casino on the the boat the SSN or whatever that I feel like we should investigate after this is there really apparently do they have other prizes and that's a good question hold on let me just look up on the Pokemon infinite Fusion thing I don't know oh no we get to gamble more threaten me with a good time I'm not seeing like a definitive answer if I took a nap and I sat here and like closed my eyes do you think you could carry the rest of it uh I think I could give you a sentence that will give you the energy to keep going okay some Loser on Reddit I mean okay made a thread called game Corner help getting coins at this game Corner seems impossible through playing games I really need 6 000 coins to get her Dratini and I would really like some of the TMS as well am I missing something yeah yeah it's called a spine stand up work like the rest of us you expected to be handed out to you no we have to sit here working our asses off clicking this button for three hours okay we gotta keep cranking and we can't stop the crank never ends somebody was okay so I'm gonna never mind never mind I'm no no I don't even want to do it from that one right now back away back away not brave enough for that story nope nope nope nope nope I need water okay people haven't been able to it's here the amazing y7 my favorite TV rating gpy7 uh I haven't gotten a definitive answer on if the uh SSN Casino has a prize thing but someone did mention that jodo has a casino too [Music] well so if they put JoJo in this game then we could go there yeah hopefully that's in this game I hate that when you open the map jodo is like I know I know that sucks like I wouldn't have I wouldn't have thought I would never have thought that I would have never thought it was in yeah that would have been such a fun surprise that just makes me want that makes me hope that they will keep this going forever and just keep adding regions this game is an RPG uh RP I said RPG Snapchat RPG it's an RPG snapshot maker it's an RPG Maker game so they're not tethered like people call us a rom hack this is not a rom hack no yeah made an RPG Maker like ground up yeah they could they can make it as big as they want they're not like trying to cram in although have you seen there's this one person like adding DLC to Emerald have you seen that oh no that sounds good because like Emerald had like an event system and so this person's like with the uh the E like the e-reader to like like soft load like DLC huh that like you could scan with like e-reader stuff to like put in the game it's wild that stuff's so fascinating to me like it yeah it's really cool impossible and impenetrable to learn how to do I'm sure it's not but just seems beyond my scope and so whenever I see people do it I'm like that's so cool yeah I mean I'm not gonna say it's easy but like you could figure it out if you really wanted to try to think of all the Wayside mod games I think you'd be surprised at how easy it is to mod some things some things for sure I messed a little bit with like modding Smash Brothers uh when I was trying to bully my way into the project in back rooms meeting now that made me laugh uh there's um uh there's a lot like I think a lot of the games that you like specifically have a lot of mod tools already like made so you can just like like oh people were like people were asking how like it was not hard to add text to like Soul Silver oh yes it was not hard to do that whatsoever yeah when people were uh when we were asking about can we make the surf animation just come or whatever yeah going like here's where the file is just change this yeah we we could do that uh I haven't done that yet but uh we're gonna coming soon yeah coming soon big wink great I still want to make that billion dollar idea of the fidget Cube or fidget toy that ties to an incremental clicker game so every time they're doing a brilliant thing it can like you know it sits there and I want to have like it has Bluetooth connectivity it has an internal battery so it just remembers like what you did and how often you did it and then whenever you pair it with your app thing or whatever just like updates all that with like here's everything you did well and I'm like uh I'm a real time I'm a for stats I love seeing things that'll just be like you've played this song this many times or something yeah like so something like that would would blow my brains I know obviously having personal leaderboards like there's the public ones but it's like you see every single one of your scores for a song it's awesome yeah like so the ones that I play a ton of every time I see it jump past my previous scores I'm like yeah I get get take that it's great yeah we should do uh Grant could you you know what we should do what should we do Karen uh we should do a a tier list okay I can just put this in the corner you pull up a tearless thing and I'll add you to the video what should we make it to your list of uh people were asking for some Pokemon stuff and we could say here it is and just link this video find of it just find it yeah you'll find it okay what would like we did a starter tier list at some point but I don't remember if we ever put that video out I was gonna say that was like the first thing when I put in tears let's make her Pokemon and starters is the first one that comes up [Music] which I mean I could I'd also be down for legendaries legendaries yeah I mean there's not that many legendaries I feel like starters would be fun I have my starter to your list all of gen one the end all of no no just like we have to tier list every gen one Pokemon oh just the whole first gen yeah 150. one can I and like we don't have to give you know we don't have to argue we don't have to give a whole thing it's like Tauros you know B tier I'm gonna go yep be all right next all right can we do that before this is over that's the challenge isn't it or we can do Pokemon smash or pass and then we have to argue which one we would whichever one you think would be more engaging I like the tier list better okay because I ain't any of these things 34. 34 341 divided by 42 000 something some I'm on the tier list page I don't got time to pull up a calculator okay oh hold on here I'm gonna pull you up are you sure when they've got their mega evolutions on here watch stream here we go okay [Music] I mean okay I feel like going in order is boring oh my God there's so many okay [Laughter] all right all right let's rip like definitive B tears drowsy beats here huh don't say it like that it's like their penalty's not bad and drowsy isn't cool be tier see I think all right I think drowsy's beats here but I think Hypno [Music] is also beats here but better but better than drought oh my God this is ordered yeah let's do it of course it's ordered what kind of list no I I I know I hate when every tearless every tearless should be ordered every time otherwise it's not real otherwise Hitmonchan a I can agree with that I will not argue that I would also say oh man this is getting weird because I'm starting to realize all the things that I'm like well for me yes this is what tier it is but I don't know if I can argue it to that place do it because I would say I think sand slash a tier agreed okay move on all in favor say yay yay okay Scyther s tier easily Kabutops s tier easily that I think I've gone to my head Kabutops is my favorite gen one Pokemon I will not argue that but I think I could adjust more inside there I'm I'm willing to agree with that I think once we'll have more interesting discussions once we need to order people in the tier list no we just like go on like broad categories uh I think Kingler is an a tier Charizard is C tier says this chat y'all are wrong Charizard is s tier every form of Charizard's s tier except maybe Mega Y Mega y looks stupid okay hold on let me [Music] yeah I think they're under I think sand slash is cooler than Mega y Charizard hey I won't fight that I think kingler's cooler than Mega my Charizard all right uh now for me to give like a controversial pick hold on let me look through here and see yeah what's gonna grind that I think people like that I'm like never been cool oh my God they they have so many of my favorites are already here man he's here for the megas huh okay you know why is way up there dude I love it I think executors down and see I don't think it's quite D tier but I think it's below average I think exeggy door's low B personally they're low b or the front runner of C tier so we can keep them there for now and then we'll see what yeah I'll need a good argument to get then moving up uh can I can I posit one that is my favorite sure uh Mega pincerest here [Music] um what really you don't like Mega pincer I'd be willing to put at the top of a I don't know if I want to put it oh my God my dude isn't gonna let me have my favorite bug Pokemon okay well I'm not gonna get pharaoh and S here I'm not I'm not looking for any Miracles here bro I love fearow but fear on us all right we might say that to be contrary no we have I because there trust me there's gonna be ones that I'm gonna like rip your head off and down your neck but that is not one of them I love fearo I spent my master ball in fear because I thought it looked awesome and I thought it was hello okay well that that's a fair thing oh okay you know what something I just realized I think Mega Blastoise sucks billion percent agreed I did not like Mega Blast Eyes Mega Blast always hate Mega Blast toys all right Haunter s here yeah yeah yeah I agree yeah yeah of course you agree we love all the edgy stabby guys yeah how many sharp angles it's got put it up and put it higher in the tears uh not as many sharp angles but I would say or S yeah way up there our box way up there I think I I think Arbok can be above Hitmonchan okay I still think I like Mega pins are more than our box but okay uh other other darling of mine because this is gonna be uh ruining me Mega Kangaskhan s tier I do like Mega Kangaskhan a lot Mega Kangaskhan and mega pincer were my X and Y team I love both of them they're so good okay all right normal Kangaskhan is like a h uh yeah yeah yeah end of a ish yeah I like around there all right we're gonna do a couple rapid fire you just give me your gut check you don't get to think too hard okay I think it ain't looking and unless I strongly disagree we'll probably just go with it all right you ready for this yep ready go all right where is dodrio going uh B yeah yeah I would agree what about Machoke uh a low a ooh really I like the purple color in my choke more I'm not gonna argue that though I would you could put it level it out and B yeah uh dugong D thank you I hate all I want the feeling away see I like seal a little bit I'm willing to put see if I can see see it's here do going in detail I like it okay uh where where do you land on Staryu B I'm gonna have a lot of bees I think no hey a packed B tier just means kind of well balanced right I guess B is the average that's what it means uh oh okay how about this now I think Mewtwo's s sure that could be cheesy and easy no me too rules but however I think all of his Mega Evolutions are significantly lower I agree yes I would put Mewtwo Y and B and Mewtwo X indeed thank you thank you I think major X sucks Mewtwo X is so and I'm sorry so mad that that's the Mewtwo coming to Pokemon unite I know I I thought it was one you could change I think you can do Mega I think they're eventually putting why later but X is the first one I remember seeing the reveal for y and I was like oh my God they made a B3 like that because that I was so good yes yeah yeah this is definitely what everyone imagined Mew three was yeah I I I like I I like the Majin Buu stuff going on with uh yeah the big tentacle thing yeah but I definitely think normal ask me is way cooler I love me too easy rules I think mu is also s tier if we're gonna talk about the legendaries sure sure I think but I don't like it as much as me too that's okay what about Cloister where are you on Cloister B it's fine yeah it's okay I I could learn to love a Cloister in like you know a randomizer run yeah I could see like a bond forging over its existence I could see a a good Cloister making me feel something for it uh I think Jigglypuff is a and Wigglytuff as C sure I agree [Music] I think wigglytuff's kind of goofy all right [Music] I went so long not seeing the Scarlet Jigglypuff I saw it like recently and I was like holy cow that thing is awesome wait which one are you talking about the I don't remember what they call them not the primals that's that's Final Fantasy the big bosses oh Paradox gotcha yes yes yes okay now I know what you're talking about yes the the scream something or whatever whatever yeah yeah that thing's fun Beedrill uh s tier personally I love Beedrill I can get behind that beedrill's cool I'm in favor of B drill I like doing things order these later yeah yeah I like doing tearless with you because you agree that there's many things that should be in S2 there's a lot of people that are like I don't know I think Esther should just be the best of the best I feel like yes here is best of the best but that doesn't mean there aren't a lot of things that are great that's why you order it like you know know what I mean okay this might be controversial I also think charmeleon's asked here but a 10 000 okay wrong what I hate the dildo head no oh charmeleon's great his stupid horn I cannot handle the horn I think it's the worst look when it sprouts the second horn and it looks like a v-shape then it does something for the design you're telling me Charmander Sprouts a stupid horn out of its head and it looks like it's not even like it does not complete the silhouette over here it should be longer or it should have two of them I think it's so good it's got a Sleek design but I'm willing to I'm willing to look I already threw I threw pincer in a and I'll throw Charmeleon down here with this ugly Y Mega Evolution that's what I'm saying Mega Charizard looks like Charmeleon grew up I hate him see I like this Charmeleon because I love the red I love that he gets really red the red is cool I do agree with you on the red but I cannot get past the dildo head like it's so unappealing I I also like the one horn personally but I I guess so short it should be longer or it should have two I just think it's just an elongated bone on its skull yeah it looks neat it's a stupid bone I got a bone Grant you think I'm neat yeah I do oh oh thank you I think you're absolutely if you didn't have the bone you wouldn't be it's cool I'm trying to think of something like like really don't like but then I'm remembering man I love all these little guys yeah I know shotgun one what do we got just okay well I gotta put Lapras and S Lapras is one of my favorites personally I know it's one of your personal favorites I'd say a so like you can go ahead and put in s if we're gonna combine it I think low end of s like I like the Loch Ness monster origin I just think Lapras itself is like okay yeah like it's cool I just never like kind of pogged off about it but I get it I get why people like Lapras but do you get why people like weep and Bell nope detier oof D I think I was gonna see putting at the High and a D that's my yeah for now and you know who also belongs in the high end of d horsey yes I would agree it's a forgettable mon Goldeen sea King's okay [Music] I hate Goldeen Goldeen so annoying gold I think a lot of it come from the experience of fishing and getting Goldeen all the time I didn't even care horn drill has to be a little higher I'll put in the back a c sure the Sea King is seeking the back of sea oh okay Cubone and Marowak both an s uh I um I would put them both in a but I do love them like I think they're really good if you feel that strongly about them I could see them being the back of us I think they lead a I'm gonna put Cubone in the front of a and then Marowak kind of in the middle of a yeah I think Cubone is way better than I like Cubone better than Marowak agreed absolutely agreed agreed Dan look at our correct opinions and look at our how high are we at 36k nice yeah um athon's like just so you know this is basically what you do I mean yeah pretty much yeah do you agree with clefable at B do you have any problem with that uh sure I feel the same way I think I like Clefairy more than clefable I think Clefairy is cool but that's basically for the Pokemon card and not because of any other reason so I'm cool with wherever Clefairy ends up okay losing where Clefairy was but I'm willing to if we're talking about this decision I'll move it up and be but sure in B that's fine slow poke uh B slow boat I think Slowpoke is like about as cool as dodrio and drowsy yeah I like Slowbro Slowbro is is a I think Slowbro is a I don't think Slowbro is an S but I love Slowbro what about Mega slow bro how are you on Mega Slowbro uh here or there on it like I don't think it's terrible but I think normal Slover is better I think I'd put in b it's about where Slowpoke is in my mind sure I can agree with that I can accept that but what I cannot accept is Oddish getting out of d yeah it's just boring not just lame very very like it's a circle with some grass coming out of it like I feel like that was definitely we need one more grass type and they're like I don't know yeah it's just well it's a little radish uh there you go you had Mega pincer up there where's regular pencer hey I agree Scyther was always the cooler of the bugs yeah and Heracross is better than pincer but I like pincer across is like just better pincer we haven't touched the other two starters hardly we called out Mega Blastoise I think Wartortle is s-tier I do like its weird Cloud things I wish it kept them yeah I kind of do too Squirtle is like a Blastoise is like Papa B or back of a personally I think squirtle's so much cooler than Blastoise I think I'll move Blastoise up a little bit in a but yeah that's fine everybody's favorite Psyduck be the B duck [Music] but I'm gonna put it above slowpoke I can do my editorializing I'm at 30 I'm almost at 37 we gotta go you got it okay all right I think Golduck has also beat deer but higher up gold dog yeah Golduck is way cooler I think Golduck could maybe tail the back of a yeah I feel like Golduck is like front of B back of a I like Hypno leading B Because Hypno's one that I'm like you're cool I don't like lose my mind for you yeah oh yeah you're cool uh Pikachu Raichu Raichu I love I love Raichu I think it really is awesome yeah okay I brought you rules I I think Raichu is like definitely like cooler than about as cool as pincer like back of a sure okay yeah yeah uh Pikachu's great I think you know it's dead can you use a likable he's great they're just a great design I love its tail I love its cheeks I love it I have ears I love everything about it uh Pikachu probably goes like I love them all I think Pikachu and Jigglypuff feels about the same but that might be because I associate them with Smash Brothers hey you know what I like it I'm cool with that the heart tail on the the female Pikachus is also a cute little it is a very good cute ad oh my God I forgot Mega Pidgeot existed I think Bulbasaur is boring yep Bulbasaur is lame I think Ivysaur is a little bit cooler no way I think Ivysaur is awesome I love that color for Ivysaur and like the half sprouted bulb is really a cool it's neat and like when it does solar beam it feels like it's like building up to something scary I think Venusaur is about as cool as Bulbasaur agreed I think bulb I think Venusaur and Bulbasaur sucks it's a frog dinosaur is forgettable it's yeah barely any different honestly like lame uh Atkins C tier maybe back of B I'm gonna say back a b it's a cool snake and snake backwards it's not to like it is snake backwards come backwards I think muck is uh I don't know top of C Maybe sure I think muck's okay mucks muck's all right I like grimer more than muck I think I'd agree um but I don't think it'd get much higher like I think it's like yeah I think the I think the grimer muck division can maybe be the B and C call sure that seems like a good tier divider um I think venonat and venomoth are both C I think venomoth is cooler than venonat but I want to know what you uh what you guys oh my God my thumb is killing me yeah but think of all the coins we'll have in a Dratini to fuse things with a Dratini who I would say is I think Dratini's like hey I'm excited to see Dratini see I was going to say Dratini is like B and Dragonair is a I think Dragonair is way higher in a I think Dratini is like back of a and then Dragonair is like up there with like Kingler personally okay all right sure I think Dragonair is cool I like I like I love Dragonair I have a good Pokemon that are as like straightforward as Dragon I'm kind of not crazy about Dragonite Dragonite put that in seats here I hate Dragonite so much like if they evolved like a really cool slender like Chinese dragon thing I would have been really excited I do not like his big stupid nose no yeah it just feels so backwards from where it came okay Eeveelutions I think Jolteon s I think High a but I you could you could arm wrestle me into that back of ass okay do you have like Flareon Vaporeon either of them no I I don't like I don't feel strongly about any of the Eeveelutions until Espeon okay because I think Flareon is pretty cool Mario's okay I think flareon's like lack of anything good it like really does hurt it there's like some cool Pokemon cards for Flareon that like kind of bump it up in my head but like when I think about it realistically I'm like yeah like maybe High B I think flareon's about as cool as Hypno see now I know everyone loves the meme I have never been paid on Vaporeon I've always hated Victoria okay keep the fish head I think it's really ugly looking I'm gonna say it hangs in D yeah I do not like Vaporeon and you weirdos who want to give Vaporeon the D don't use this as an excuse oh they're gonna say it they're gonna say it I think Evie's cute but I don't know if I'd throw it in a I feel like Evie's a b tier I I like Eevee a lot um but I think you I would say Evie is like about as cool as Clefairy but like maybe under that but more cool than drowsy no I think drowsy is cooler than Evie but we'll get I think we'll get into this we'll get into the sauce later too also fair I'm a chop B I like it can hang out with his big brother yeah I think Machoke is the coolest of them I think Machamp is like behind Machop and probably see your end of b or something I don't like Megan Mega Gengar Mega Gengar sucks I hate Mega Gengar I also oh my homies hate Mega game Grant I hate Gengar I despise I think he's I think this is like a dude that you enjoy I cannot stand him once he gets his legs I'm out I like when he's the floating crazy hands like I feel like those are being spiky to being a ball I feel like the lowest I'd feel comfortable putting Gengar is like in B in my head it's a middle of the pack eh you can put it up there if you want to we agree that Haunter is like the Haunter is the one for sure haunters the best of them easily like ghastly I think is fun but honestly I think ghastly C that's like yeah it's like CB and Venusaur okay feel like Venusaur could maybe be argued yeah okay uh uh but you know who I can't argue in favor of ever again would be I think ammonite and Amma star are both C or D I think C tier is okay for both of them personally I kind of like amistar's weird mouth thing so I'm willing to put it higher and see Hitmonlee the remaining hitmon hitmon B here we got hitmon B I've really hated it as a kid but that was bored out of more like oh my cousin likes Hitmonlee so I hate him on chair yeah like I think it's probably more fine than I would consider it being [Music] uh legendary birds I think articunos in my brain I think none of them are cool until Lugia damn okay I I don't really like any of them I think Moltres looks boring I think articuno's whatever I think Zapdos is okay I wasn't just a chicken on fire that's fair Zapdos is awesome I love Zapdos as a silhouette these are the most interesting out of them I think let me guide your decision you can yell at me if you want no I I kind of agree I don't feel super strongly I think I like Articuno more but I think it's just more because ice types were weird and so it was like in gen 1 getting an ice type was like whoa that's neat yeah it was very rare and weird cause like are there any oh Jinx I was gonna say do we have any ice types left at this point which where would you like I don't know D it's a little strange it is a weird Pokemon so I like how weird it is like they haven't made many Pokemon like Mr mime or Jinx anymore and I find those ones really funny I think it's cooler than Alma star an or ammonite sure I'm into that I'm into that see my friends and I oh god oh yeah no go ahead Mr mine what are we doing I was gonna say my friends and I as kids we put Mr mime and Jinx in the same boat of just like who would use these these are for weirdos yeah these are for weirdos but I've kind of come around on Mr mime a little bit like I think what's your mind is yeah yeah yeah but like I'd put him in like B ish but he's such a weird little dude like I I appreciate how strange he is like it seems like we turned a pervert into a Pokemon yeah what even is this this is a huge this is a human person that you you said is you caught a man and you put him in a ball you put them in your little zoo and made them fight yeah I I think Mr mime's weird uh it's fun I love Tentacruel hate tentacle uh I yeah absolutely Tentacruel is awesome Tentacruel is stupid okay around here I would say Tentacruel is like about where like Blastoise and them are I think Mega Charizard Y I need to bump down at some point you know yeah yeah so we're filming this this this uh these pools up with some Killers yeah adjustments might need to be made could you put Mega Beedrill in a yeah yeah yes it doesn't have to be super high not even as sheepish yeah just a yes I will do that [Music] okay the like we've got B drill already what about like the Caterpie line and beedrill's remaining fam uh okay Caterpie is eightier I love caterpine caterpie's pretty back end of a like the very end of a I think Caterpie is cooler than hip now I think Metapod is less cool than Caterpie but more cool than Hypno no I think I think metapod's about like where star U is I'm gonna put star you over it but yes yeah and then wheel is like d iesel what about cocoon is like a is I think cooler than Caterpie [Music] put it over Dratini even yeah Butterfree um I feel about the same as like Caterpie with Butterfree I like them I like them both not a ton but like they're cool I've I'm like either or on Butterfree like I feel like I would put it more like middle of B yeah I put it behind Caterpie we can we can address that later we'll come to this we'll figure that one out electrode is like the yeah Voltorb I think is like meanwhile Voltorb like maybe B I'd put voltar from B voltarben grimer and Ekans are like the same Pokemon basically they all kind of occupy the same corner of my mind yeah all those neurons are in the same uh centimeter in my brain you didn't even remember Mega Pidgeot I barely remembered Mega Pig yeah I think I think that's a thing down there yeah yeah I think it's kind of neat but like whatever Pidgeot however I think is like B I like video I'm also cool with Pidgeot I think Pidgeotto is also cool I love the long uh long hair getting like showing up kind of feathers kind of figuring it out I think Pidgey is trash d hang out down there Rhyhorn is cool rhyhorn's like b top of B maybe like ish you know like maybe around like Machop and Machoke and like that I think it's cooler than the Mega Charizard but I also agree it's magnitude you're on there right I also really like Rydon I love ride on ride on is like a rhino is awesome I think right on Zay yeah absolutely the first Pokemon number one some would say the oest of G's far-fetched is cool as I think farfetched is cool I think farfetch is up there with Cubone I don't think farfetch is s tier yeah I don't think farfetched is quite s I loved Magmar but the more I see it the less I like it I loved Magmar as a kid but it's really fallen off for me yeah was the first Pokemon I ever saw like I'd almost go as far to say like C I think it's cooler than grimer yeah yeah I think it's cooler than grimer sure I yes okay yeah I think so I can I can play with that now Electabuzz Alexa Buzz how do you feel about I like The Buzz I feel like this is one that like people like love it or hate it or whatever like a lot of people ride or die for like the buzz I used to put Magmar above Electabuzz electrobuzz Electra Buzz and I feel like it's a little bit better than Magmar now in my head but like nothing I'm kind of with you yeah not by much that sounds right it's like a Pidgeot it gets to plop around the middle of its beat here yeah I think which is so strange because I loved Magmar I thought like the buzz was Elaine yeah but Magmar used to be like really flipped I think it's just because it was like a weird no Evolution fire type yeah that you caught at the end of the game and it was like hey what's up I feel really cool when you found it at Cinebarre and and also I think like that episode too like the Magmar yes uh Charizard fight really like up like significant yeah for me Doduo a two-headed bird boring I think dodo is about like whatever like Pidgey tear you know maybe not garbage but like it's a little cooler than Pidgey and Scottish yeah I think C is fine I've got it like back of C two heads is neat uh aerodactyl's awesome I think Aerodactyl rules I think Aerodactyl is back of s yeah I think it's near the end of s yeah I agree I was never big on its mega form I feel like that agreed it has a weird little facial hair and I don't like it I feel like I put it like back of C I don't think it's quite D level but not great I don't want to alarm you but I almost am at 40 000. oh oh 39 900. I just had a jackpot we're real close we're gonna have to do this fast all right ratatad Raticate uh radith has okay like B eradicate's cool they're the same they're the same in my mind they're fine about that uh sphero's cool I like Spiro it leads to Pharaoh but Spiro itself is not something I'm super in love Shakespeare is cooler than Caterpie yeah I agree sand true is very cute yeah same same thing Spiro Caterpie around there Butterfree same thing yeah early route things the Nidoran family liter and female trash Nidoran male trash Imo I do not like them I would put Knitter in mail in C but near the back nidorina C [Music] yeah yeah middle Queen forty thousand [Music] you know Queen uh I think nidorina is coordinator Queen do you think who's cooler than NATO Queen cut up need Arena you think Nidorino is cooler than Nido Queen yeah hey if you think that's crazy call me out it's fine like I was gonna say okay so we have Knitter Queen's probably like I definitely think Nidoqueen is cooler than nidorina personally because I think NATO King 's cool I've come around on Nidoking I didn't like it a lot as a kid but like I think it's like a tier yeah and I think I never like I didn't put stock into the ground poison stuff like that's a really fun typing that isn't like around a lot Nidorino rules I love Nidorino okay that like opening cinematic and like episode did a lot of groundwork to maybe love Nidorino is cool I think that everyone's about as cool as like Kakuna and them plopping them in a yeah that's fine he'll figure his way out when we reorder the list once we stare at it long enough foreign yeah Vulpix is kind of whatever I think nine tails is a cool looks like it's a cool look but it's also like but I think it is all Flair no substance yeah I don't know what happened what they put into the marketing juice but I love alolan nine tails and Vulpix now and like everybody else just seems to agree I'm kind of in on that I like Golbat I liked all that zubat's like okay like it is like you see it 500 times so it kind of this is a bit of its charm but I do think it's like okay Zubat is a victim of it's just ubiquitousness yeah I don't think that's its fault I think it is a fun design Gloom is cool I think gloom's like around jinx yeah I can get behind that cooler than uh weeping Bell or whatever I never really liked vileplume vile plume I'm not big on I like Apple either I think Blue's cooler than file to him a little bit yeah I think that's fine Paris rules and Parasect I love both of them I think they're like back of a up there somewhere yeah I was gonna say Paris backave Parasect more like middle of a yes I agree Parasect is like I think I I could buy that I could buy that I could I think it's just more interesting it is it's a really fun it's a fun theme it's a cool design and it's just an awesome mod I love parasectom pincer repair uh see I'm like in my head I'm like Diglett and Doug Trio I'm like kind of middle on but I like I've dug Trio just because I think it's good like I think it's just got solids you can pull that in there's no metric that we're going on here other than just our feelings yeah it's okay I like Doug Trio too I think Doug Trio is like Rhyhorn maybe like Paris like I can see Dugtrio getting like the back of a but I think I'd rather put it like leading B yeah yeah Hypno is like is the B I feel like Hypno is a good B representative Meowth is cool but it's like seats here I think maybe back of b c elf I don't really like purse I like Persian that much either meow's definitely cooler than Persian is too mean I'd say it's like cooler than ammonite maybe but like maybe behind ammonite I like it more than Mega Aerodactyl yeah dude okay Maggie has shot up yeah I didn't like this recent playthrough an emotional bond to manky and this is the Pokemon secret this is how they get you cause now you want to buy the plushie of Mankey don't you I don't remember all those times with Mankey he was better than Mega Charizard why yeah I think that's fine you just get back to it yeah for real Mega Charizard Y can go wherever he wants but see I like primate but like back of a like primeape maybe I think I agree yeah 41. oh my gosh we're getting great we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go shotgun Dave's around Dave's around danger time danger time I think growlith is sure back of B I think arcanine's cooler than growl a tier maybe back of a cooler about school's primeape IMO okay Poliwag d rap back of B backup yeah yeah you got it you got it Abra sure baby yep there you go I think cadabra looks kind of weird and fat tail I'm putting more in like a c I could I could stomach that I think cadaver's about as cool as Abra but that's fine and I think Alakazam is really cool but Alakazam is cool but I think Abra is probably I like more than Alakazam personally it's like they're like the same and they're both cool with that Megan's Alakazam I'm not that big on dog I hate it the spoons are funny the end I'm a champion BC lowerish end of B is my vote yeah bell sprout I think Bell Sprout's kind of cool I kind of like it just being a weird little root flower thing I think metapod's cooler than it I think growl is cool with anything polygraph cooler than it yeah that's gonna be the back of B yeah Victor Victorville kind of fun I think Victorville's okay yeah she's kind of like scariest some something around there yeah yeah sure I don't know I hate Geodude I hate you dude and Graveler personally you can you can do the ordering I'm not gonna argue for anything [Music] uh I feel like I'd put Geodude C Graveler D yeah scrabbler sucks Golem however ate here Golem is pretty cool I'm gonna put it once he gets that little lizard face on behind Alakazam sure ponytail Rapidash uh C or D ponytails forgettable Rapidash is a little less forgettable I think Ponyta is cute Rapidash is like just we made Ponyta bigger yeah bigger Ponyta whatever magnaton I love them I think they're pretty cool they both rule they're such this is our first concept of like object Pokemon you know like it's really fun to me shelders whatever pretty forgettable way up there I love onyx I'll throw it an S okay thank you I feel like in my heart it's closer to high a but I believe in it I like it oh yeah my cat's right it's literally an S Crabby's okay crappy's like high C for me cooler than venomoth yeah venomoth here I agree execute I think it's a fun idea but then that's where it's fun idea and I I the end I I like executor more than execute I get it and then like then you move on with your life put in the back of C just for like a tongue eight here I can get behind that kangaskhan-ished here you know type stuff in my mind coughing and wheezing both cool I like both of them they're both so weird like what are they I feel like I put coughing and B and wheezing an a sure like yeah quite a bit wheezing is awesome yeah chancey's great I love Chansey chances of these like adorable top top of B I don't know Safari Zone pills yeah the Safari gang Tangela I feel like tangle is a c c yeah terrible like just like middle of the pack I think it's cooler than Dragonite but like yeah foreign yeah I think the end of B Starmie I really like person I like starving for me at least yeah hi a first Army for sure our box star me yeah around there Starbucks yeah Starbucks Tauros I'm here there um whatever BC it's kind of whatever I agree no magikarpon Gyarados Mega Gyarados I don't like Mega Gyarados is stupid all right uh Magikarp is I don't know I don't know if that'll be contentious I think magic is fun in its existence like just it is a piece of yeah but it is also a piece of it is a piece of like fair to put kind of whatever and now I lost it where did I oh there it is maybe like around Slowpoke like high B I don't think it's better than Hypno I I agree it's I think I get it and I'm like ooh this is fun but I'm not like losing my mind I put it by right behind I I'm like I don't think Gyarados is like that crazy either like I think Gyarados is cool but not like you know okay s tier I have like uh Gyarados was the Pokemon that opened my eyes to competitive Pokemon if that makes sense so I've got like a big soft spot to it oh okay because the other way around I did but when I realized like oh Dragon Dance is really good on Gyarados yeah yeah like was like a big turnaround moment for me ditto eightier yes lower end of it low end of a um yeah porygon's like high eight I am so excited to get this Porygon I love Porygon the only reason I don't have Porygon and S tiers because I like never get it in any game we've already ordered this list so we can't do this but making the list about how good we think they are as a fusion partner would be a completely different thing yeah that would be that would change a lot of these I like Kabuto a lot too is cool but I feel like it's like be cool yeah I think it's about like yeah tryhorn Doug Trio yeah I think it's like there that sounds fine last but certainly not least Snorlax I do like Snorlax I think Snorlax is cool uh I don't go crazy for Snorlax like some people but I do like some of that Snorlax is like a top of sea back of B for me like I guess that's absolutely realm I don't know Snorlax is some people's favorite Pokemon I ain't that person I think it's cooler than Bellsprout but less cool than baliwrath personally I would agree I think I agree okay there we go we got them like generally in their tears I'm almost at 42. relatively ordered do we think order the any other thing in particular uh I think s tier is small enough that we could certainly order it let's order s tier I think we can do that and okay half time now I think Kabutops be in the front of the train not not bad like I'm kind of cool with him that is my favorite gen one Pokemon like see for me I would okay if it was just my personal well I don't want to do that see I would move Mewtwo up significantly okay I think regular Charizards better than x x yes I agree I think Mega Kangaskhan is cooler than Mega Charizard X yeah I'm cool with that I think Haunter is cooler than Pharaoh Maybe I was gonna say I think haunter's cooler than Charizard oh I think I agree because I really like Haunter Hunter is just a cool creepy little guy I think Mew is my back of s i i i can I can take that all right that's okay like I suppose yeah that's fine um I think beer is cooler than Charizard X sure okay uh I would also have Lapras closer to the back of s that's fine I think Onyx is cooler than Lapras personally I don't know what that I personally disagree but not so much that I'd change it on this you can go ahead and go ahead and shift them it's fine I won't I won't die thank you might be cooler than Jolteon but I'm not sure I'm cool with that I feel like it is cooler than Aerodactyl but it's more to order less cool than b drill because I don't think so no I think Wartortle is cooler than Beedrill and maybe Mega Charizard X I feel like it could go either way for me but I would probably really cool yeah I think wartortle's color and unique designers yes so strong like I wish it kept that going into Blastoise I would personally move Scyther below Haunter yeah I would agree I'm shocked that you also agree that kabutop should be this High copper tops I think is one of the coolest Pokemon kind of ever 42 000 our total totals 42 49. 249 we could also add 250 if we want to get the Abra in there that's like what less than one jackpot like basically nothing is what you're telling me nothing it's what yeah exactly so that would be 20 or 42 499 it's okay so 42 500 yes is the is the sure sure to buy out the to buy the prize Hut to clear out the cash to get it all to bankrupt them I like that list yeah I'm gonna say that tier list is essentially done that's basically a perfect tier list we go back to the back to the game okay all right there we go there you go never ask us about a tier list again done forever I'm just kidding I'm sure we'll find an excuse to make more okay oh yeah we will okay what do we need like one two jackpots two two jackpots and and we're gaming [Music] I know I'm feeling it this is the most I've ever gambled in a single day I I think I might have played double or nothing long no you weren't there for one Tower when Tower had the um double uh payout weekend combined with like a 5 million pot bonus oh my God the big slot machine yeah uh so that combined with like the the double payout like weekend or whatever event they were doing it was so full that like we kept trying to refresh the server and every server was like wouldn't let us in or like would crash and be laggy people were loading up as the most obnoxious Avatar they could be yes like everybody was trying to get it and it was uh I think we did that almost all day next like big tower arcade weekend we should we should just absolutely stream that and make that make that a thing me and um me and taco wanted to do basically what we've been doing this entire time with double or nothing yeah just uh I can just do that yeah I have to bet every time basically yeah Max bet every time it's the only way to win I should you know I should have known that this is where you and I would eventually go just because like one of the earliest things we did together was extreme poker like we did Do extreme poker that was like among one of the first video games we played on the internet together was yeah Red Dead Redemption and we went to the casino and we played poker and the rule was you don't look at your cards yeah bet it all you met at all you have to do there we go [Music] tickling the rim over here we're licking the edge uh smooching that oh my god dude emptying the prize I didn't think we'd get here and okay we just passed four hours that's perfect I think come on everything there we go 42 542 it's almost a palindrome you all right okay okay I can't handle is this real is this happening my kneecaps are intact the the moon in the evening The Dusk how long have we been here it's been so long oh my God okay all right this is it right the game place all right all right let's get every team let's get the TM we're gonna have all these stupid teams that's great that's great of course that'll be 4 000 coins please oh pocket change for my ass nothing absolutely nothing all right here we go bam what else you got I would like Thunderbolt Thunderbolt it's a great electric attack okay now I'm being very careful with my button press yeah please flamethrower absolutely I would love a flamethrower give this kid yeah selling the child the flamethrower all right I would like Hyper Beam Hyper Beam of course oh we've got hyper beams for you we've got hyper beams for days we only have one hype we didn't think anybody would actually go ahead do we have do we have the the Porygon all right Abra give me that Abra thank you I really hope we didn't do the math wrong Grant we did it it's gonna be fine no friend zone sure brain power it's a brain Palace get in there all right Clefairy Clefairy 750. I would like to buy this creature thank you thank you thank you how much for that Porygon in that window there all right pincerely please I would like a pencil sir obtained pincer pins are obtained you have obtained the pincer ore thank you all right pencil is going to be so I would like to use yes please I would like Scyther certified s tier Pokemon of good time zone you might have heard of them all right brain Palace give it to me uh yeah could I have uh that Dratini there ma'am a dragon type oh my God we're gonna have in the back extra yeah that's just money they're playing with on the freaking SSN how the SSN we could see if they got some illegal you know you know it's a international waters we got a Ultra beast in this thing all right and finally uh ma'am could you please get me what's that there is a top shelf on the top shelf that's the highest price item do not open under any circumstances whatsoever they're like calling Giovanni yeah they're like 10 000 coins everything is this did did you did you know about this Jesse James get in here someone said someone bought the Porygon you said those games were rigged all right wow oh my God we gotta okay we got a fuse at least we have one or two of them right no shut up don't go right now we have to go in that sewer we are never going before any of this hang on can I I it's been hours I've been here all night could I just have like a cup of water or anything please no we must a few years before your water and then we're done no not you not wait not me I meant uh Bart folk okay all right uh Porygon right fuse yes but who refuse it with Scyther the S tier the S tier certified s tier I wanna see it [Music] that's not what I expected that's so poorer oh yes could I have another cup of Porter uh it is capable of reverting itself entirely back to program data in order to enter cyberspace the sides can slice through the thick logs in one Wicked run Wicked stroke uh download is pretty funny yeah sure why not and then I was hoping we get technician but whatever yeah oh well quiet I guess sure yeah better than yeah I'd like to find I'm sad we're losing speed but yeah Psy beam better than agility hell yeah it is okay uh I really need to go fast you have to understand Tech ninja my cup porth over do you want recover is it better than Focus energy uh sure better than Focus energy I would say uh magnet rise is pretty funny but I don't know like are we gonna need that um like we're not flying type so technically flying good like but we resist ground with bugs so I don't think it's necessary to be I think we're fine yeah it's funny but I don't think we'd use it it is funny okay so what what'd you say what do you say poureth porth over all right like that how much you want I just thought it was a funny pun I didn't know about a name but still okay well now it's its name porth over welcome oh oh that's more bright looks sweet that's awesome what if we fused pincer with Dratini the two second placers okay second most expensive nothing nothing whoa whoa that ever looks weird no hold on hang on pincer's real something what about the other s tier yeah oh my Lord I I want to see it I want to see it I want to see it real bad [Music] they lost me at the face a little bit but I do like that that's pretty important thanks the peanuts Phoenix your penix is showing uh sturdy what do you think not have Phoenix oh naive billion billion percent of the time this is a naive my my naive little Phoenix I never say that ever again starting your mold breaker what do you think oh uh uh trying to think of like the things that moldbreaker beats I think sturdy will maybe come in here is probably better seismic toss uh unnecessary yeah unnecessary uh Harden no Revenge could be funny it's like better than curse sure we're gonna be pretty slow probably vital throw is oh it's a 70 uh but you go last can't miss better than rage yes I would say so there we go that's such a nightmare creature Dratini has to go with something okay we did see this one this one was awesome I'm not saying we do this one but like that is a fun one um anything jump out to you what about it and hold on [Music] that looks really cute dogs that could be really really cute yeah I would say Do the Right One hang on I'm just I'm just I'm just seeing seeing what we're dealing with checking what about Magneton Magneton whoa [Applause] whoa I kind of dragon is amazing too I really kind of want to see that that okay let's do that we're gonna be a tank dude we got everything man yeah wow that's so fun oh there's like little drifting noses on it is that what that is piece of yeah whoa that is a weird one that's really cool that's like the sky scraper dragon Pokemon that one uh shed skinned sturdy what do you think I think shed skin personal yeah shed skin is is better Imo uh gentle maybe I think our defense is already pretty good see I was almost thinking doubling down with bold and just becoming a pure tank sure we can do that be done with that I'm cool with that okay bark that's I think that's better than slam personally yeah probably mere shot is the lower accuracy yeah that is stab but it's got a really bad hit rate we also have all these TMS we can teach all these Ding Dongs too you're right we can give everybody Bolt beams uh twister like Dragon rage is a set amount of damage Dragon right just 40 yeah every time so like that we're probably outpacing that now I think I'd agree do you want to put me or shot over Dragon race sure okay metal sound is the stat yeah unnecessary no we're slow yeah then no that's how the faster the user is yeah yeah that's the Voltorb move that's really fun and what a weirdo that's cool I like that one I'll move you here I oh pour it over might have to go somewhere yeah what do we do what are we oh man okay if you've made it all the way here who would you get rid of for porith over and bonus points if you think you could find someone to get rid of for I don't know what's this thing called magnitude we also have friends oh yeah hang on hang on let's get let's move them yeah let's put everyone down to Florida let's get them all everyone who's gonna you know this is where we're gonna this is yeah okay when we have people leave the team for whatever reason uh we go to Florida to find their Replacements yeah uh okay because we still got a bunch of winners here like I think all of these are prospective like a mate like I feel like really really cool beeto is kind of the odd one out but only because I think Kabuto will eventually become really cool I think Beto itself is kind of underwhelming do you want to unfuse get Beedrill on somebody no because I kind of see what this becomes to be honestly it is yeah it's forever away but I think we're at a part where we can probably Exp share this thing if we want to like power level it maybe not now but like maybe after the next gym we can start doing that and get it up there yeah like everybody's at yeah 30s now so they uh puka bones gotta get caught up your magnatini's like about on Pace with us porcela I think could also turn into something amazing I think this one needs to happen I just need to know what it turns into so many cool bugs we have so many cool bugs it's unfortunate that bug's such a bad type because we're getting so many cool bug Pokemon yeah at least we cancel out fighting with a normal bug that's true is awesome okay yeah let us know what you think let your vote be heard let your vote be heard and then I need you to tell me if you made it all this far what your favorite part was yeah please time stamp your favorite spot your favorite part and uh we'll see you next time who knows maybe the next video will be eight hours find out bye good times

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Length: 248min 29sec (14909 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 24 2023