How to irritate people - Banks

we get the same sort of treatment from banks the bank manager himself irritates people by writing to them immediately they owe the bank fourpence I advise you if you've had this trouble in the past but are now in credit to write to your own bank manager pointing out that he owes you money and would he please drop in and have a word with you about the banks themselves they are in the business of making money so when they get hold of yours they make it as difficult as possible for you to get any of it back to this end they open just after you arrive at work and close two hours before you leave and should you sacrifice your lunch hour to join the angry queue in the street outside don't blame the single cashier on duty for the slowness of the service after all the cleverer cashiers are out at lunch in this way banking hours have been carefully tailored to the needs of two classes of persons the unemployed and bank robbers actually the increase in the number of bank robbers in Britain is not as horrifying as it sounds it is now known that over 70% of them are only frustrated customers trying to get at their money yes banks are maddeningly greedy but to some of the more eccentric professions money isn't everything we all know what actors are after

Channel: FPLX

Views: 1,070,739

Rating: 4.9425445 out of 5

Keywords: Bank, Cleese

Id: YMR2zhaEyGo

Length: 1min 23sec (83 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 27 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/Adamthecg]

Not actually Monty python yet - just John Cleese. Still very funny!