Monty Python - Constitutional Peasants Scene (HD)

oh man man sorry what night lives in that castle over there comes 37 what I'm 37 I'm not old well I can't just call you man you could say Dennis I didn't know you were called Dennis waiting bother to find out did you I did say sorry about the old woman but from behind you look what object oh is he automatically treat me like an inferior well I am King Oh King a very nice how'd you get that eight bytes floating the workers for hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society it was ever going to be any program lovely feel down here Oh how'd you do how do you do good lady I'm Arthur king of the Britons whose castle is that king of the Britons who the Britons we all are we are all Britons and I am your king I know yet King I thought well no autonomous collective you're fooling yourself why living in a dictatorship a self-perpetuating autocracy and wish the working-classes don't care you go bring across into the gang that's what it's all about if only people will hear please good people I am in haste who lives in that castle no one lives there then who is your Lord we don't have a lord what I told you we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week yes but all the decisions of that officer has to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting yes I see by a civil majority in the case of purely internal affairs he quiet for by a two-thirds majority in the case of one part I all do you should be quiet all I really think he is I'm your king well I didn't vote for you you don't vote for Kings Magga become king then the Lady of the lake her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that I Arthur was to carry Excalibur that is why I'm your king listen strange women line in ponds distributing salt is no basis a system of government supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony be quiet but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some water eat art through a sword is shut up I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint and loved a scimitar at me they put me away shut up will you shut up huh now we see the violence inherent in the system shut up commentator bile is held in the system help help I'm being repressed bloody peasant oh what a giveaway Julia that Jew died that's what I'm on about do you see him repressing me you saw didn't you

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Keywords: Monty Python And The Holy Grail (Film), comedy, clips, clip, movie clip, peasent scene, Live, Scene, Muse, Funny, england, The All New Channel 2012, Channel 2012

Id: t2c-X8HiBng

Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 06 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/Some_Belgian_Guy]

Words cannot express how much I love this scene.

[u/10per]

Python were the best at doing something highly intelligent and silly at the same time. The stoning in Life of Brian is another brilliant example. It's extremely hard to do, and do well. And they did it all the time.

[u/Lund_Fried_Rice]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords, 2024

[u/er7]

Dennis! There's some lovely filth over here!

[u/patient_pickle]

Farcical Aquatic Ceremonies. 😂

[u/neko819]

I know some really can't stand people quoting this movie ad nauseum but... my god this is probably the best quotable movie in history.

[u/[deleted]]

“Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government..” fucking gold.

[u/herpty_derpty]

When I was young, this was probably my least favorite scene in the movie. I didn't really get it, and it wasn't as goofy as the rest of the movie.

But as I got older, it became one of my favorite parts.

[u/franksidebottom1]

“Old Woman?!”

“Man!”