How to Eat Like a Pirate: Hardtack & Grog

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One of my favorite videos of recent weeks.

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/jmaxmiller 📅︎︎ Feb 02 2021 🗫︎ replies

Did he call out steve1989mreinfo? Or is there some one else eating ancient rations?

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I just watched this so good you're so funny Max.

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Townsends vibes

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Hardtack. Ship biscuits. Molar breakers. Seabiscuit. Galette or worm castles.  They were all one and the same thing. Whether  during the Civil War or beneath the Jolly Roger,   these little pieces of overly dry dense bread were  essential to the diet of any soldier or soldier, and it's that latter one that we'll be  talking about today. So thank you to   the Great Courses Plus for sponsoring this  video as we make ships biscuits and grog, and sail into the world of sailors and pirates this time on Tasting History.   So I'm often asked where the ideas for these  episodes come from and I thought this was   actually a good one to kind of explain because  it's a really circuitous route. Circuitous,   yes. So I was talking to one of my Patreon patrons  who goes by the name of Etrigan about Tolkien and   Lord of the Rings, and the Lembas bread and cram  that he has in those books and how they were   probably based on the hard tack that he had eaten  during World War one, so there you go episode on   hardtack, but we decided to kind of narrow in  on ships biscuits which were the earlier form   of hard tack that was served on sailing ships.  Though Townsends has actually done kind of the   quintessential video on ship's biscuits so I  will put a link to that in the description,   but we do cover some of the same history as he did  just for context but I was really looking to cover   new history that he didn't cover in his video  that took us to pirates so thank you to Etrigan   for inspiring and helping me with this episode  via your love of Lord of the Rings. Now Tolkien's   bread was probably a lot better than actual  historical hardtack which was often crawling   with maggots once by the time it got eaten and  was so hard that even Benjamin Franklin said, "The ship biscuit is too  hard for some sets of teeth." Now I looked all over for a period recipe for  hardtack and I just could not find anything   maybe it was so simple that nobody  ever bothered to write it down,   maybe it's out there I just couldn't find  it but I did find a wonderfully detailed   description of how it was made in 1815 by  William Falconer for his majesty's royal navy. "Sea Biscuit is a sort of bread much dried,  to make it keep for the use of the navy,   and is good for a whole year after it is baked.  The process of biscuit-baking for the navy is   simple and ingenious, and is nearly as follows.  A large lump of dough consisting merely of flour   and water, is mixed up together and placed  exactly in the center of a raised platform,   where a man sits upon a machine,  called a horse, and literally rides   up and down till the dough is sufficiently  kneaded- one man molds the dough, till it   has the appearance of muffins. [Another]  stamps them on both sides with a mark. The business is to deposit in the oven 70  biscuits in a minute- the biscuits thus baked   are kept in repositories, which receive warmth  from being placed in drying lofts over the ovens   till they are sufficiently dry to be packed  into bags without danger of getting mouldy." And that last part is essentially  why ships biscuits even exist   because keeping bread from getting moldy on a ship  is darn near impossible but if it's sufficiently   dried it can last up to a year and later on when  it was used on land like during the Civil War   it could last indefinitely there's actually  still some hardtack left from the Civil War and,   there's a guy on the internet who eats  it. I would not suggest doing that but   it's kind of an interesting video to watch.  Anyway for this recipe what you'll need is: 4 cups or 450 grams of flour, and 1 cup or 235 milliliters or less of water, and that should make either four large  biscuits or about eight small ones. They   change in shape and size throughout history  so it's really up to you. Now for the flour   used they used all sorts it could either be really  nice flour, or the worst flour kind of depending   on who is making it at what time and for whom,  but I'm going to be using a stone ground whole   wheat flour which is rather coarse because  in Jonas Hanway esquire's amazingly titled, "Abuses in bread one of the most  injurious practices of our times,   and the importance of removing the evil." He says, "The flour which biscuit  and gingerbread bakers use, should be called coarse flour." Now I'm not adding  any salt to this recipe because as Falconer says   it's merely flour and water and that makes sense  because if you've ever spent any time on a ship   as I have, you know that everything is salty. The  deck is salty. The food is salty. You're salty.   You don't need to add salt, and frankly if you're  looking for flavor this is not the bread to go   with. There are a lot better breads out there  and I'm actually taking a course on The Great   Courses Plus that is teaching me all about making  some of those breads. The Great Courses Plus is a   fantastic subscription service with thousands  of on-demand videos taught by top lecturers. This one on bread thatIi'm taking  deep dives into all the processes like   kneading and proofing and shaping. Really,  really interesting, and it shows you   how to make things like baguette, and naan,  and focaccia which is one of my favorites,   and if baking isn't your thing that's okay  because The Great Courses Plus has lectures   on everything from history to travel,  to learning how to play an instrument. They even have one that is on how  to use the fundamentals of a DSLR   camera which I really should take because one  of my 2021 goals is to make the video quality   of Tasting History a little bit better. So for a free trial please visit  thegreatcoursesplus.com/tastinghistory,   or just follow the link in the description   for your free trial today. Now let's  get back to them biscuits shall we?  So take the flour and start  adding in the water. I'd  start with about half of a  cup and begin mixing it in. You want the dough to just come together.   The drier the better. Don't feel like  you need to use all of the water. Once the dough does come together get to kneading. Now Falconer describes a man  on a machine called a horse, riding up and down on the dough to knead  it. I don't have that kind of space   so I just used my hands. Knead  for about 15 minutes or so.   You can't over knead this bread and kneading  will help it so it doesn't crack in the oven.   Next he says that they are molded into the shape  of muffins, and that would be an English muffin.   So round with a flat top and flat bottom. Also, you want to make sure that they're no   thicker than about a half inch because  they're not going to dry properly. Then it says they were stamped presumably  with a royal insignia or something. I don't   have that so instead Im just going to  poke holes which is called docking,   and that makes it so it doesn't puff up in the  oven. Then set them on a baking sheet, and bake   at 300 degrees Fahrenheit or 150 Celsius for  three or four hours, or until they're dry enough   that they easily come off of the baking sheet. Now at this point they should be pretty dry   but we are looking for biscuits drier than the  humor of an English baker after two g and t's   for "...nothing is more injurious to bread  than moisture." Now the term biscuit comes   from the French word meaning twice cooked, and  that's often what they would do they would let   it cool and then put it back in the oven and let  it bake again or three times or even four times,   but in the description that we're using instead  they put them in these lofts above the ovens they   would get hot and dry but not as hot as the oven.  So to approximate that we're going to put it back   in the oven at about 200 degrees Fahrenheit  or 95 degrees Celsius for a few more hours. Now while we want our biscuits dry we do  not need to hold that standard to ourselves. So let's make some grog. For this all you'll need is four  parts water and one part rum.   That was the standard set by vice Admiral Edward  Vernon who they called old grog on account of the   old grogram coat that he used to wear. See at  this time sailors especially in the Caribbean   would get a half pint of rum each day for their  ration, but Vernon noticed that they were saving   that ration up for a few days, and then getting  plastered so to stop that he watered down the rum,   and had it doled out twice a day. Now if you think  that rum and water sound just a little boring,  don't worry because the vice  Admiral says that crew members who "Are good husband men may from the saving of  their salt provisions and bread purchase sugar   and limes to make it more palatable to them." And I think I'm a good husband men so  I'm going to add a little bit of sugar   and squeeze in a little bit of lime, and yeah. Swirl it around, bottoms up. That's actually really good. Quite refreshing. Yeah I like that. Also how cool is this mug?  It's perfect for grog. I'll put a link in the  description below if you want your own pirate mug,   because that's what i'm calling it.  Anyway now that we have our grog in hand   make sure to bedight this video with  a hit of the Like button as we take a   gander what dem salty sea dogs might  have been enjoying for them vittles. Now to find out what pirates ate in the 17th and  18th centuries you gotta kind of look at what the   Navy was eating because a lot of pirates  came directly from the Navy. Luckily for   us the head of vittles and provisions for the  Navy was that prolific diarist Samuel Pepys, "By the morning we were come close to the  land, and everybody made ready to get on shore. The king and the two dukes did ear  their breakfast before they went... only to show them the manner of the ship's diet,   they eat nothing else but peas  and pork and boiled beef." Now that entry was from 1660 and he must have  been so appalled at the limited provisions   that a few years later when it was in his  power to actually do something about it,   he did expand the diet and kind  of standardize the rations. "Englishmen and more especially seamen,   love their bellies above everything else  and therefore it must always be remembered, in the management of the victualling of the Navy, that to make any abatement in the quantity  or agreeableness of the victuals,   is to discourage and provoke  them in the tenderest point and will soon render them disgusted with  the King's service than any one other   hardship that can be put upon them." So just like me, 17th century sailors   would get hangry and up and quit the Navy,  that's why I left. I wasn't in the navy. So a few years later in 1677  Pepys laid out the daily rations which included, "one pound of good, clean,  sweet, sound, well-bolted, with a horse cloth,   well-baked and well-conditioned  wheaten biscuit; one gallon, of beer   two pounds of beef, killed and made up with salt  in england of a well-fed ox for Sunday, Mondays,   Tuesdays, and Thursdays." Now if you think  a gallon of beer sounds a little excessive   it was a small beer. So it basically had all  the alcohol of like a half a Zima. Do they even   make those anymore? I don't know. Now Pepys also  laid out some additional foods that crew members   could eat on certain days such as salted English  pork, peas, three inches of northern sea cod,   butter, and cheese, and he promised that no  English Navy men should ever be given Irish beef  "for the Irish meat is very unwholesome  as well as  lean and rots our men." Which explains why my Irish nana always ordered  her corned beef extra lean. Now something you'll   note missing from this provision is anything  to stave off scurvy, which was the scourge   of sailing ships. Almost 80 years before in  1601 a privateer named Sir James Lancaster, and a privateer was basically a pirate who was in  cahoots with the government, kind of stumbled upon   lemon juice being a way to combat scurvy.   He had four ships and the crew  of three got sick with scurvy, and one did not and it just so happened that  that one had been drinking three spoonfuls   of lemon juice each morning. He reported  his findings to the British Navy who then   proceeded to ignore them for 200 years. It  wasn't until 1795 that the admiralty finally   against the advice of many physicians  added lemons to the daily ration. Crazy. Interestingly enough those  lemons often came from Spain, and a few years later when Spain got  into bed with monsieur Napoleon Bonaparte against England the lemons dried up,   so the English started getting  limes from the west Indies, and became known as limes. Now with such a  limited diet for the majority of the crew the   ship's cook really had to get creative if not with  the ingredients than with the names of the dishes. There was dog's body which  was a sort of pease pudding, and burgoo or loblolly which was essentially  oatmeal with either molasses or pig fat in it, and there's actually a really good video again  from Townsend's on making that so i'll put a link   in the description to that as well. Skillygallee  was just ground up hardtack with pork, fat,   and water, and then lobscouse was basically a  meat stew thickened with ground up hardtack.  Then there was my favorite dandyfunk which was again just ground up hardtack with fat,   and molasses. They do sound pretty hearty  if not particularly interesting though there   is one interestingly named dish that actually  does sound pretty good and that is salmagundy   which was like an early cobb salad. It had fresh  meats and greens, and a little bit of a dressing,   hard-boiled egg, sometimes some onions, but that  was going to be reserved for the captain and   his mates and it said that salmagundy was  actually what the infamous pirate captain   Black Bart Roberts ate the morning  that he went to Davy Jones's locker.   Now despite these bland foods being what most  of the crew ate most of the time especially on   long voyages when they did get to you know  different ports of call around the world   the food got more adventurous and to learn  more about that we again go to a great pirate. William Dampier was originally captain of HMS  Roebuck for the British Navy but then in 1702   he was court-martialed for being cruel to  his own crew and expelled from the navy so   he became a pirate, but again  one of those privateers who   you know was kind of okay with the British  Navy, because he would only attack the Spanish   but it was his writings that made him famous  because he catalogued everything that he did   on his journeys especially the foods that he came  across. In the bay of Panama he ate a fruit called "avocado-pear.. the inside is green, or a  little yellowish, and as soft as butter.   It is usually mixed with sugar and lime  juice and beaten together in a plate." And there you have the first English  language recipe for guacamole. Also the first English language  use of the word avocado.   In fact the dictionary credits him with a lot  of firsts including chopsticks and barbecue,   and cashew, and kumquat and supposedly  he came up with the term breadfruit. Some of his other interesting writings find his  captain "... feeding sometimes on land-turtle,   sometimes on sea-turtle... Captain Davis... found such   plenty of land-turtle that he and his  men ate nothing else for three months." And he mentions that "flamingo's  tongues are large having a large   knob of fat at the root which is an excellent bit, a dish of flamingo's tongues is  fit for a prince's table." Which is cool because the ancient Roman food   writer Apicius basically writes  the same thing, so checks out. Also Dampier talks about taking aboard foods that  would last long times on voyages like coconuts,   rice, "yams, and potatoes which  are good store to eat at sea."  but not everything he was eating  agrees with me like penguin meat or   the "extraordinarily sweet,  wholesome meat,... of manatee." Don't you dare Mr. Dampier. >:/ They are my favorite animal and I  would sooner turn to cannibalism than eat a manatee, and turning to cannibalism  seems to have been on the table as well. There are actually lots of stories of pirates  and mutineers resorting to cannibalism   and even though the writing is full  of levity I am guessing that Dampier   was a little worried when his trip to  Guam was taking longer than expected. "It was well for Captain Swan that we got  sight of it before our provision was spent   of which we had but enough for three days  more, for as i was afterwards informed,   the men had contrived first to kill Captain  Swan and eat him when the victuals was gone   and after him me. This made Captain Swan say  to me after our arrival at Guam, 'Ah! Dampier,   you would have made them but a poor meal for I  was as lean as the Captain was lusty and fleshy."   I sure hope nobody ever refers to me as  lusty and fleshy, it's not a compliment. Dampier also talks about a lot of  excessive drinking which pirates and   sailors alike were notorious for, which  is the reason that there are songs like  '♪ What do you do with a drunken sailor?  What do you do what a drunken sailor♪' It is the year of the sea shanty  according to TikTok. Though   probably by the time this video airs that  will be gone because teenagers are fickle.  In Treasure Island Robert Louis Stevenson wrote  double grog was going on the least excuse,   and the sailor Edward Barlow was  dissuaded from going to sea by his   family "...knowing how many ill husbands  and drunken fellows used to go to sea,   and that it was a place where many  ill vices were in practice..." but he went anyway and quickly learned  why that beer and rum ration were   so looked forward to in comparison  with whatever else was on the menu. "...A piece of hard biscuit cake, or a piece of old salt beef or pork, and maybe both   stinking and rotten having lain  in a pickle one year or two,   and nothing to drink but a little fresh  water, many times both stinking and dirty..." So can you really blame a pirate when in the  pirate haven of Port Royal Jamaica "They used   to buy a pipe of wine, place it in the street,  and oblige everyone that passed to drink." A pipe of wine being 126 gallons, so I don't feel that bad about needing  another cup of grog with my ship's biscuit. So after a couple hours your ship's biscuit or   hardtack is probably ready to go but  if you want to dry it out some more, you can just leave it out for a few hours or  days or weeks or months because it lasts forever. But for today here are our ship's biscuits and  grog, and you can tell they're done because *knocks on door I mean... that's crazy it did break  off a little bit which is   which is good because I think that that's  the only way I'm gonna be able to eat these. I worry for my teeth, let's give it a shot. Yeah that is- that is crispy. Crispy and flavorless, a little  flavor it's just not very good.  They did use to break them up, and like put  them into stews and stuff like I said, or just   dip them into their grog, or water, or wine,  just to soften them. I mean wow! That is like- *Choking intensifies That'll get stuck in your throat. I can see why Polly want a cracker,  and not a ship's biscuit. Smart parrot. So if you're on Discord make sure to join the Tasting History Discord where we talk food,  and history, and Pokemon, Ketchup with Max, and   whatever else we want to talk about. 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Length: 18min 30sec (1110 seconds)
Published: Tue Feb 02 2021
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