how starfield became HATED by the world | starfield review

during the mid to late 2000s a brutal war was being fought between two factions America and an enemy that came from foreign lands and struck us right here on our very own diabetic supersized Freedom loving soil it was the most devastating attack this country has ever seen it rushed thousands of young men to fight each other and it sparked up a war that lasted forever only for America to sloppily pull out in the end fellas then the enemy would conclude and undo this forever war and mere moments that enemy was the organization that we've all come to know as play station and that war was the console Wars Baby W pimps I take a week off and my favorite studio in the universe gets executed then gamers engag in a short bust Battle of the century over a game that shocked Everyone by being exactly what everybody expected it would be Christ you can barely take a [ __ ] these days but I think the most interesting thing about the release of Starfield is the Resurgence of the console Wars you remember those right it was back when Sony fans tried to convince everyone else that Uncharted was infinitely better than playing Halo with the boys oh while they cried themselves to sleep sleep right up until Xbox kamakazi all their long running franchises Into Obscurity didn't make any new games canceled anyone that tried and killed anyone who is capable all while dancing in front of their [ __ ] fabulous NSA spy device think about it whereas PlayStation just simply kept going also Nintendo but I mean come on go back to stroking your weote and smashing your brothers or or whatever you people do anyways Flash Forward to current genen and you may have thought the wars were over especially considering Philly cheese steak here threw in the bib and gave up on making game only about 2 months ago after being shocked that they found themselves at third place in the console Wars forgetting that they actually had to make games to compete although granted PlayStation seems to be making plenty of money not making games either but little did anyone know including felatio here that Starfield was coming out in mere months and Christ this intro is getting too goddamn long so for the sake of it flash forward to the game being out and [ __ ] is slinging like a goddamn Zoo out here PlayStation fans hate it and get caught on streamline about it do you think part of it is just that the fact that she asked you to burn the bodies and [ __ ] and it should be more of a choice versus she forces you to do it and it's almost like it's scripted at that point that's some of it um I mean that didn't that didn't happen at all in the game so I'm assuming you haven't played it yet no no no I swear to God and Xbox fans are guzzling God Howard's holy water never have I seen something so mid get so violated since Billy Boy Clinton was in office by no means is Starfield an excellent game as I'll tell you in a moment but the number of PlayStation I call them dick riders but I know they prefer walking that I've seen Take 2 minutes out of the a 20-minute walk along just Ling false [ __ ] about a game all to win some fictional console Crusade is the exact energy that we've been missing in gaming for the last decade this has got the blood viewed pumping this is what Gaming's all about don't let these wussies tell you oh can't we be excited for bull Spider-Man 2 and what the [ __ ] was that other game called right Starfield no pick aside and bleed but with that being said you know it's really fitting that they brought Spider-Man to PlayStation they probably knew Their audience could relate to a protagonist without a father anyways these Sony dick Walkers kept blowing the same talking points so far out of proportion that they missed a pile of actual insults right in front of them take this one common insult right here for example people keep saying the opening of Starfield is so boring that it makes them appreciate the absolutely electric opening of PlayStation exclusives let's check in with PlayStation to confirm [Music] that and that's what I thought point for me point taken away from PlayStation and now another thing is one guy said that there were no space powers in this game that [ __ ] was in the trailer point for me point taken away from PlayStation another talking point is that this is a menu screen simulator if you find yourself in the menu screen for more time than you're actually playing the game I'll refer you to the mighty words of R Todd don't be poor point for me Point taking away from PlayStation Now on the other side of this console war you have the Xbox how do you insult someone that has nothing I'm honestly asking you yelling at Xbox is like yelling at a homeless man what am what am I going to do insult Forza Horizon say people only like it because Rockstar gam stopped making the better franchise a decade ago I would never besides I I've seen your showcase and you know I'll be real this this is about as good as it's going to get for you guys all right savor it point for me pie in the face for Bill Gates then you go over to Metacritic the number one [ __ ] slinging supplier for validating opinions and that's like the EO gima of this new console war you look at the negative reviews and find account after account review bombing Xbox and praising PlayStation my favorite account being the account that gave the very same game a nine on PS5 and a four on Xbox citing the DU sense controller being a real game changer well should I guess cicom really pulled one over on the PC players then to quote a great man I bet they're so jalous stand up when you're talking out of your ass so I can hear you and then you have this guy that gave Horizon for bit and razor a 10 out of 10 bad answer and then you look on the flip side and you look at the positive reviews and you'll find a 10 out of 10 review stating too bad the Sony Fanboys are review bombing it and then let's look at their review history and yep that's what I thought you know I mean now they are about three games away from being right but that's not my but that's not my Goddamn point then we have the real psychopaths out there like this guy that gave Diablo 4 a 10 out of 10 sickening I mean he didn't even review Starfield I don't know if this guy ever even played it but it's not really relevant to the return of the of Wars at all but you know still sickening and then we've got the third faction out here that I haven't mentioned because I don't like talking about them and they are the bear [ __ ] and to them I say pipe down or back into the bear the adults are talking the only dice rolling I do is Hardcore gambling with my entire fortune on the line grow up buddy anyways with all this propaganda flying from both sides it's hard to know what's real and what's somebody sitting on the [ __ ] getting a good laugh out of pissing off the distinguished critical thinkers of Twitter and I'm here to to deliver the Todd's honest truth about Starfield but before I get to that compare that boring ass Survival Game No Man's sky to the action rpj Starfield one more [ __ ] time and I can send you to see just how many men are in the sky anyways the Starfield [Music] Review Who's laughing now it's perfect pimp the old honest [ __ ] did it again as I called it it is the greatest game ever no small talk I like it well this is utterly ridiculous do we really have to jump through these hoops to get what we need from you it provides an experience that you simply cannot get anywhere else stop resisting stop resisting gun he piloted the [ __ ] ship with his hands bound behind his back incredible [ __ ] hand over the owner caught you what the [ __ ] wait a minute he was josing wait a minute he were josing $1 Bounty added wow and then he [ __ ] went right back down godamn [ __ ] tell me where else you can witness this something strange I ain't ready to no G or this there you are don't have a man levitate up into the air forcing you to jump off of a cliff just to talk to him sh your legs on the way down gain frostbite during the conversation all while you look up to him [ __ ] snapping your neck and he's looking down at you through his chins no my connection might have gotten a bit fuzzy there or whatever this conversation right here is thank you for talking to me you just figuring this out no she's in trouble wait you right each other Focus or gut checking a friendly then talking to them as they bend over in agony on the floor out oh oh she's all right or randomly becoming wanted in new Atlantis numerous times because you forgot to pick up a mine you threw down during a faction Mission and it keeps misting local citizens like they're walking through an old Yugoslav Minefield I'm sorry he me stop resisting drop Starfield is the shark NATO of Bethesda games and that was exactly what I knew I was buying you buy it you play it you have fun you forget about it remember Fallout 4 my point exactly side note quit [ __ ] traveling to empty planets walking around on them and then going e I'm bored no [ __ ] shlock I think I might just go sare at a wall later and complain that God didn't put in enough activities did you really believe that all 1,000 planets that honest to made were going to be jumping with endless stories that was marketing F you're better than this half of the fun of Bethesda games just figuring out what they lied about we've been doing this for two goddamn decades now you people are talking like somebody that didn't run across the entire [ __ ] empty desert deser map to get to the slot machine but I've already said too much about this game and I won't say any more until mod support comes to fix these horrendous budget cut issues I will not Buck the trend I will continue the Starfield discourse where nobody actually talks about the godamn game until my demands are met and only then will I make my 20 minute detailed breakdown of this [ __ ] because if I'm going to get bossed around by a gaggle of scary broads I'm going to make damn sure I get something out of the cut scenes other than nightmares [Music] thanks to the flock of pimps for bankroll in this video and another huge thanks to all the pimpers for funding me during my Bethesda bug testing bye pimps God damn Expos don't worry about godamn explosion well he was just sitting here

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Length: 9min 50sec (590 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 14 2023