That's Mary Jane Watson Boy do I love her! I want to tell her that, but she can never know how I feel. If anyone ever found out I'm Spiderman, she'd be in real danger. So I have to protect her, because, you know, responsibility But I sure do love her... but no one can ever know that I'm Spiderman Pizza time. Oh my gosh! Are you Spiderman!? Happy birthday Whaaaa? It's my birthday!? I totally forgot! Who forgets their birthday!? I do! I'm... forgetful. I'm a forgetful genius. So what are you guys doing here? We're we're here to celebrate your birthday. What!? It's my birthday!? Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts Here's a bright idea Why don't you ask all these people not wearing safety goggles to step back to a safer distance before you just turn on A tiny sunball for the first time, with never before tested robot arms!? ugh fine Okay, is that safe enough for you? Here we go in three two one One of us might have died!! But I want to date girls uncle Ben! It's not fair! MJ flirts with me, The landlord's daughter likes me and Betty Brant. I don't want to be Spider-Man! You can't have a girlfriend, Peter You gotta just be Spider-Man *cries* It's unfair. I like girls. They're so pretty Raindrops keep flashing on my face keep on splashing nothing's bothering, Pete. What the heck is that? Peter Parker just freeze-framed after doing a dorky walk outside our window. Why? I'm not sure. It looks like he's waiting for a transition Are you waiting for a transition? Yeah. Poor guy. I hope this dorky strut thing doesn't become a thing for him Punch me I bleed *cries* Do you love me I um, uh don't. Spidey Sense! Look out! Whoa what the Kiss her, you dummy! What's happening? Who stopped that car I threw with that kid that I was trying to talk to?! Just a couple of amazing friends of Spider-Man Hey, I know you I thought you left Well, I was going to let you stop this train and then catch you right after but then I thought now's good Anybody got any other bright ideas, here's a bright idea... every man for himself! *Screams* You killed my father Prepare to die! Dude. Your dad was the green goblin He died trying to kill me. Liar! It's true I can't let this go unsaid any longer Harry, I never wanted to have to tell you this because I was afraid it would hurt you too much There's no question your father died by his own hand. You are so fired! Wha? What? I'm just kidding Thank you so much for telling me. I was about to kill my best friend, dude These things have turned you into something you're not Listen to me now Listen to me now They didn't listen turns out my arms are really really mean I think you mean evil and annoying! Look at what's happening, we must destroy it the river drown it I'll do it You mean you want me to move out of the way so you can do something that will make you kill yourself What why would I do that? Because you know my identity now and it creates a huge problem for me if you stay alive after this point It's this whole thing. I have to deal with every day. What are you talking about? No, it's because I have these robot arms What are you gonna do spray webs at it? You go save your girlfriend and keep me from sinking. MJ is still here?! Yes! Oh, okay You're Spider-Man? Hey Whoa that looked heavy. Okay. I'm ready. Let's get out of here Wooohoooo! Weeeeee! Thanks Peter!
[No prob, Doc!] Now you promise you're not going to tell anyone who I am, right? I won't. And you're going to turn yourself in for all the bad things you did? Uh Sure, if that's what you want to hear. Okay. See ya Mj. I've come to rescue you. It's me your fiance Why are you making out with spider-man? Why are you making out with spider-man? Spider-man ruins wedding this guy just gets worse every day First, he wreaks havoc on new york city, then. He sets Doc Ock free now He's stolen my son's fiance which actually ended up saving me a lot of money But he's a menace a menace. I tell you isn't that right peter. Oh, yeah He's the worst That's what she said But keep it secret Oh, she'll be dead. Well, guess what? He's willing to risk it That spider-man he's willing to risk it. He'll risk it for the biscuits. He's willing to risk it for the biscuit No Ooo! That's a good line. I'm gonna use that. oh, please don't Noooo!
