Why don't you pick on someone your own size! That's such a you thing to say! Go get 'em tiger! Don't you know who I am?!?! I'm the Juggernaut Bit- LANGUAGE!!! What?!? Again?? You!?? Repeating jokes. That's just lazy writing. Can someone throw that back please? I'm used to those coming back. I'm gonna tear you in half now! Uh oh. Better run Cap! He gets a little handsy! My bad! My bad! My bad! Bet you didn't see that coming. Well actually the music kind of gave it away but thanks anyway! I'm lucky. You're in. I can take the form of your greatest fear. Well you're in. I have double sun power!!!!!! Oh you are definitely in! And I'm Batman. And... what are your powers again? My power is being awesome all the time. Hmmm... we already have a no powers guy. And I'm putting together a team of people with special abilities. No, I'm putting together a team of people with special abilities. I was doing it first. I think you tried putting together a team and it didn't work out. I don't think that's true. I think it is. You're probably wrong. Do you want to be on my team or not? Yes, please FORTNITE! PUBG! Cable, now that I'm having this Winnie the Pooh moment here, it's got me thinking. If you're trying to stop Russell from becoming evil, why don't you go back and stop the ones responsible for driving him to madness? Instead of this whole John Connor, Terminator knockoff story thing. Hmmm. *Loud Music* Who are you? My name is Cable. And I'm from the planet Vulcan. I'm just kidding. But I am from the future and I'm here to tell you that your methods caused the death of millions. And I'm going to kill you if you don't change the way you treat mutants. Okay? okay I can't trust you. I can't trust ANYBODY! Wait, wait! I have one more idea. There's a better place we can go. Come with me. Hello Russell. My name is Charles Xavier Welcome to my school for gifted youngsters. And that's how I saved Russell from Cable's wrath. Well, temporarily saved him. He's still not convinced I fixed him. But at least I taught him not to kill people just because they are mean to you. And that's what's important. Except that we still MURDERED everyone at that orphanage. They were attacking us! Our actions were completely justified. Except that you can't die. Okay, let's not compare my actions to my words here people. I'm trying to be a positive influence here. Tell them Dopinder. I want to bathe in the blood of my enemies just like you DP. Okay, we really need to tone down your level of Anti-Hero. You are seriously pushing the boundary! I'll be right back. And we're definitely naming our kid Cher! Welcome to the big leagues kid. Why isn't this working? Who are you? Oh, I see what's happening. I can't shoot myself because if I did that I couldn't actually go on to become this Deadpool, who wants to go back and shoot myself! silly paradox Oooh, what's that? My time pager? Now who could be contacting me at this... hour. Well, well, well. Looks like I've got a few more timelines to fix. I told you you'd die for that. You should have... aimed for the head. You know, I was thinking the exact same thing. but then I thought... Nah, the arm is good. Oooh! Neat glove. I love a bedazzler! If I wasn't wearing a mask you could see that this puts a smile on my face. Peace out Cable! What's wrong with your chin? And that's how I saved all of you from disintegration. That sounds.... highly unlikely. Well, it was either that or go on a quest for revenge killing the entire Marvel Universe, which, although it would have been really fun, would have taken way too long to animate! So I just grabbed the stones and stopped it all from ever happening. Hey, you got any more chimichangas? Don't worry. I'll just will some into being! This glove is awesome! You see that Thanos. I needed some more resources, so I just made them. You should consider that an option. It was my time!! You wrecked my time!! You can sit and watch the sun rise any BLEEPing time you want Thanos! You don't have to kill half the universe to do it. Yes, I do. No, you don't. It was my time. So anyway, no need to thank me. I got all the thanks I need right here. I think I'll call her Betty White. Well, I think I'll be on my way. You aren't going to leave the gauntlet here? OH the Avada Kedavra's I could dish out with that device! Yeah, let us keep it. Oh no, no, no. Me and this golden girl aren't ever going to part I'm afraid. Are we girl? She says no. Awe, you're no fun! What's that? GASP! Betty, we can't say that here! We'll get demonetized! Classic Betty. Then tread lightly Wade Wilson. I did not sit in that chair for 10 years for nothing. I will have what is rightfully mine! You loud mouth sad excuse of a - MMMH What's that one armed willy? I didn't hear you. All right, you guys be good now! Hello everyone, I'm back!! Have I got a story for you. Faked my own death... again. He knows, he was there.
Don't think it should have ended that way but I still really enjoyed it :)