*Intro* Why on earth is this game on the 3DS? Plese stop supporting that system, Nintendo. We wanted the next Mario Party on the Switch. There's no online multiplayer yet again. Only local play. But good luck finding 3 people that want to play a Mario Party game on a handheld. Are you kidding? There's only 8 characters? EIGHT?! And they don't even have Donkey Kong or Birdo. The 3D serves no purpose. Just like 90% of the other 3DS games on the system. Well, would you look at that? There's a total of ONE GAME BOARD! This is laziness to the extreme! I mean, I guess I should be thankful we aren't in cars again, but my god. Just look at how bland the board is too. This is just pathetic. Oh, of course you don't play a minigame after the turn ends. What actually happens is someone has to land on a Coin Balloon, which turns into a Coin Roulette, and then you can pick from 5 minigames for the whole game, and everyone's choices are spun around...It's...It's over complicated. The die roll only goes up to 6 instead of 10. I really hate that everybody moves at the same time. What's wrong with taking turns? If I'm playing Mario Party, I'm not in a rush, okay? Ugh, god. This freaking Shy Guy and his trolling with the flags. The Decathlon is the same minigames everytime. And it's basically the same thing as Championship Battles. So what's the purpose of having 2 game modes that are both essentially tournaments? Why on earth is Tug'o'War in this compilation? Last, I recall, Nintendo had to provide gloves to kids because they were getting blisters on their hands because this exact minigame. I was one of those kids, I know! Also, I can't really use my hand for Tug'o'War. It doesn't work with the 3DS sadly. :( It is still impossible for the skater to lose in Piranha's Pursuit, unless you're an idiot and trip up on purpose. I'm sorry, but I don't know a single person that likes Slot Car Derby. Top 100, my bunghole. It's strange how they included Hexagon Heat as a Mario Party 2 game, but it actually debuted in Mario Party 1. The graphics are more similar to the Mario Party 2 version, but this is till kind of misleading and confusing to newcomers. And it's the same deal with Bumper Balls. Maybe I'm just being nitpicky here, but still. I just realized, not a single handheld mini game was included in this compilation. Nothing from Mario Party Advance, DS, and those 3DS ones I don't know or care to know the names of them. Oh, sweet, "Get some background information on all the Mario Party games!" This could be cool... ...and, it's just one sentence about each game. Okay, then. The steering in Speeding Bullets isn't smooth at all. It feels like you turn in increments, which is really awkward when you're using motion controls. I kind of miss in Bombs Away when the last few seconds shot a giant bomb that would come from the ship and make a huge explosion at the end. The Mario Party 2 version was better. Is it just me, or do the minigames feel a lot shorter than they used to be? Mario, why do you look so happy to land on this red space? You're gonna lose coins, buddy. It feels kind of dirty to be playing the Wii minigames without motion controls. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Why can't I see the percentage of pizza we ate? Button Mashers has to be the most awkward transition minigame. Trying to mash the shoulder buttons with the face buttons is giving me early arthritis. The duel minigames, on their own, makes zero sense for this compilation, because in the GameCube titles they feel really tense and exciting, since you had to bet against your own coins. But here you just, play them, and they're boring. The physics in Bumper Balls is completely different. When you hit someone, they go flying back, and you don't really need to build up speed to do that. It's kind of lame now. Why is there only three minigames from Mario Party 8, or 6 from Mario Party 1, yet Mario Party 7 has 12? There Is no consistency! I thought it was going to be 10 from each Mario Party! Why did they change the Mario Party 3 minigame Toadstool Titan to Mush Pit? The name change is really random and uncalled for. So, I'm gonna run through a list of minigames that were missing from this collection. *COUGH* *COUGH* So, where the heck is Balloon Burst, or Hot Jump Rope, or Crazy Cutter, or Platform Peril, or Bobsled Run, or Bowl Over, or Shock Drop or Roll, or Avalanche, or Stamp Out, or Chain Chomp Fever, or Fun Run, or Speedy Graffiti, or Shake it Up, like what the? *out of breath* I'm sorry. I got a little carried away. Here's the thing about this game, okay. Only half of it is really being celebrated. The minigames overall, are honestly great, but the lack of interesting boards to play on is really disappointing and a let-down. Ah, man. Well, hey, if you need to get untriggered from this, then try watching this Shrek video. It's strange, it's funny, but most importantly, your boy Shrek is all over it! Like and subscribe if you enjoyed this, and let me know how Mario Party: The Top 100 triggers you. Thanks so much for watching, and I hope you have a great day. Alright, everyone. I want you to tell Jon, what your favorite Mario Party is, right now in the comments. Now. noowwwww
