How Super Smash Bros for Wii U TRIGGERS You!

warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so don't get all smashed up about this all right it's still not melee the loading screen at the beginning lasts for 10 years man the opening isn't as cool as the one in melee so much for the announcer yelling super smash bros at the title screen that moment when nintendo goes out of their way to make omega stages for competitive smash but the community doesn't use most of them the menu is so disorganized like why does smash tour have its own separate section also just smash tour was there any thought put into this terrible mario party ripoff if you were hoping for an adventure mode sakurai didn't make it because he didn't want cutscenes to get leaked master and crazy orders are just variations of regular smash matches unlocking custom moves is stupidly hard it's completely random if you get a new move and that's basically why nobody cares about custom moves to begin with remember when classic mode wasn't just a random mash of smash matches and it had actual structure ah that was really good days okay let's be real playing with more than four players just isn't fun it's cool for parties and all but you just push buttons and hope for the best it took them one year to create orbital gate assault and it's not that good it's visually stunning yes but actually playing on it unlocking all the characters is so easy now i have to pay for the dlc fighters you mean like actual money but really those b fighter costumes are not worth diddly squat you know what the kids really like angry birds hmm let's just turn target test into that with three fun-filled stages cruel smash is only for the masochistic real creative nintendo the next great stage after battlefield is big battlefield oh how about pink gold battlefield next right geez nintendo is obsessed with congo jungle 64. and same with temple we're getting into mario kart levels of remakes here that new norfair stage has way too much going on the great cave offensive it's not great it just offends me okay and don't think palutena's temple is getting off the hook this stage isn't as bad as great cave offensive but it's still way too large of all the brawl stages to bring back we get 75 m the one that literally nobody likes wiley castle and pyrosphere could have been great stages if there was a way to disable those obnoxious bosses ugh the pack land stage why do you have to exist and make us all cringe i like how the mario maker stage has slopes but the original game doesn't what on earth happened to stage builder how did nintendo manage to make this more restricted than in brawl with the ability to draw stages for crying out loud i'm almost impressed by how badly they screwed this up all star mode used to be cool but now there's like 70 000 fighters and it just feels like running a marathon playing through it lucas makes it into smash again but still no mother 3. so sakurai made an online tournament mode but not offline like brawl special smash seems so limited in customization why can't i around with the menus and make them spin all crazy like in melee and brawl we got a shovel knight amiibo again a character from an indie company but yet no shovel knight for smash whenever you save replays they get deleted after an update well at least when this game did updates but it still sucked for glory it's it's not glory sorry honey spamming roll dodges isn't gonna help you win okay why is there so many freaking fire emblem characters wait who wanted dark pit again pit even has a dark pit costume and dark pit has a pit costume get off your high horse sakurai captain falcon isn't hot enough he needs bigger muscles the wave dashing has yet to return i'm really feeling it shulk's apparently really feeling something and that makes me kind of uncomfortable the final dlc character wasn't wolf or k-rool or rayman or spongebob it was bayonetta so basically we got a waifu pac-man's in the game but there's no costume for ms pac-man nintendo with sexist confirmed speaking of sexy remember when people threw a fit of rage over zero suit samus's costume yeah the ones that pays homage to metroid zero mission infusion fun times if you play a show with clothes on your uncultured spline oh a new fighter lucina she looks kind of oh she's basically just girl marth you can get a gold dean from a master ball the timer and lightning can backfire on you as if the or club wasn't overpowered enough it also makes whirlwinds don't even get me started on gus bellows do you hate getting spammed by a ray gun no worries the drill does just that but all in one shot who would play this game using just the wii remote basically every main mario character is playable but while luigi is still trapped it's an assist trophy the computer players read your inputs how is that fair at all amiibo functionality is kind of cool nah nintendo just wanted your monies some of these challenges can't be done by humans like i'm expected to play target blast i couldn't fathom that nice low quality images in your manual guys real nice i don't want to spectate some laggy match i want to play the masterpieces are cool but i can only play mere minutes of each game the trophy box makes me feel guilty for not having every single trophy so this is where half the budget went you know when a match is loading and those tips show up but like you don't actually read them well now you can read them in random order for fun yay nabbit is a bratty little turd on mushroom kingdom u no sakurai making peach's peaches bigger did not improve her final smash so there's mushroom kingdom u mario galaxy delfino plaza two mario kart mario circuit tracks peach's castle super mario maker a little excessive on the mario don't you think do not ever do that again too many characters have counters i like how everybody copied ike's final smash nintendo made flat zone x sound like a new stage when it's really just a combination of the first two i'd rather not draw you like one of those french girls i know people didn't like the red shell but it feels strange to have the green and now blue shell in without the red fire what is with fox's high-pitched voice fire hey sakurai what should we do for jigglypuff's final smash uh make it a dig okay good lord that pac-man kirby hat freaks me out oh mama am i triggered thankfully this video about super smash flash is pretty cool make sure to check that out it's really funny like and subscribe if you enjoyed this and let me know what triggers you about super smash bros for wii u thanks for watching and have a great day guys

Channel: Nathaniel Bandy

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Id: ITzwkwEb1Z4

Length: 7min 15sec (435 seconds)

Published: Mon May 01 2017