How Joseph Anderson broke Starfield

is it just stuck no wait wait hold on whoa whoa whoa hold on that's totally doable that is totally doable oh [Music] yes all right where we go [Music] [Applause] to talk [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no what oh uh uh live live help help oh [Music] you can you can let's climb interesting oh oh all right where are we going you know what I actually don't want to try to play to try to try to play this guy I don't want to try to break this game because I've never had to try to break a Bethesda game in my life and if I try to break it and we find lots of bugs and glitches and [ __ ] then maybe it's it's like oh it's only because you try to break them you know make your I'm not making geralt we're waffles Buzz upon in in honor of Buzz Aldrin what oh we're going uh uh no my [ __ ] what if I took my helmet off right now would I die hold on can I save it save all right save all right take helmet off will I die no we're fine okay didn't Heller specifically say there's no Oxygen here did I miss a dialogue option or like I don't understand how we're breathing right now I don't get it all right what what about the moon can I go to the Moon abandoned bionic slab all right I want to go to the Moon all right the Moon is the best one all right I know the moon doesn't have oxygen so if I can go to the moon and it will let me take my helmet off I can get really angry there is absolutely no atmosphere here right there's no atmosphere it's the Moon she's wearing a space suit right you're wearing a space suit all right if I take my helmet off I should die here we go what the [ __ ] oh low gravity gives me that feeling I have butterflies in my stomach is there some lore that people in the future like have like an implant that makes it so they don't need oxygen I think that's impossible but like whatever it's sci-fi [ __ ] hey dude what for what Hey Joe what do you think about the game so far I can breathe I can breathe on the moon and that pisses me off out of 10. I I'm so sorry that I'm that kind of person I kind of feel like this one this time is it's it's understandable what all right you must wear a spacesuit helmet and pack in this environment okay now let's put it on we have a pack all right now we're good right oh all right we're good okay now I take it off hot fixed maybe the airlock fixed it yeah it seems like it did how was it broken that's so weird you gotta go out and airlock in the tutorial oh and I clipped through the door oh [ __ ] [Laughter] hold on if we if we go back to the Moon I go inside the airlock cycling I press it and run out aha all right now I can take the helmet off no all right that worked that makes sense okay all right I cycle it again but this time I just run Ram at it like this but it's not gonna work all right I'm in with it I can take my helmet off I'm fine all right I fast travel to the ship I get out no [ __ ] no [ __ ] way what the [ __ ] so when I go through the the airlock it's keeping some like you need air flag and it doesn't take it away until you go through an airlock again so when I clip through the one at the beginning I think that really did do something [Music] all right let's land on Venus extreme environment it says laughs [Music] well now now now the airlock's just [ __ ] broken now there is no airlock what the [ __ ] wait how are you fine now how is the airlock just gone it's the right yeah sorry it was right for the show how is what that's in the air how is it up there what's where's the interior one oh it's right here well what if what if okay what if I close it yeah what hold on now let's open it and now we're good and we can still leave oh man this is a nice shortcut I missed the memo about clothes being optional today selling it okay we have we have Anne Bed and it's mine so I don't know where you all are saying if you need the bathroom good luck what what the [ __ ] was that Vasco are you okay buddy Captain hello return soon yeah I uh uh Jensen Jensen no no see you space cowboy okay so what's left to do um getting uh hacking that that's just no no no [Laughter] [Laughter] oh my God hahaha oh not again oh God [ __ ] it no okay all right yeah hey ah all right how's it going Sarah where are you I love how we should have a gun somehow turned into we should have the mic utility it's the best gun it's the best gun infinite ammo High DPS fire effect.max skill it even has a watermark oh our gun's gone all right will it still fire no it won't okay all right there we go it's fixed oh I still can't fire what [Music] it's broken I still I still can't fire it all right I'm gonna have to restart the game sorry let me do another hard save just in case alt f4 I'm really nervous that's not gonna work known bug by the way if you check Reddit the solve is to change your character's gender I'm not kidding oh is this the [ __ ] that everyone was upset about [Laughter] it it doesn't oh no it's still bugged this is really bad try another gun yeah let's try another gun I can't shoot this gun either I can't shoot any gun what Joe everyone's telling me you need to transition to wield a gun and I don't believe them please this has to be wrong it's too funny Apparently that is that is true yeah apparently try how do I do that you know what I've never been more happy to have the chat that I have chat how do I transition okay so now I can just redo the whole entire um uh character all right by type 1 body type 2. so we have the same everything right and we can also change our name all white yeah white foals I love I love rifles so much I'm so happy that uh my name whitefall's from uh from um from gen chin [Music] weifel's mozella Pawn all right here's where we are now okay pronoun she her and then all right confirm all right save changes yes all right all right exit come back anytime all right can we use the gun now charging Moment of Truth I don't believe it [Music] if we send I was gonna say it long enough he will teleport through the through the ceiling but he beat me to it all right nice one Vasco well played well played fun well played all right uh what the hell is that these are the same containers hand it over that's mine wait wait I just picked it up I'm sorry what the nice try what do you mean Bounty added to ECS constant glad you weren't some sort of alien or something you're making things harder for yourself what do you mean violated our security directors stand down immediately you're right I made a mistake I'll do the time what do you mean I'll do the time good we don't need any more trouble [Laughter] what do you think you're doing oh no I picked up I wanted to see your food here did you really think you could just walk off with that sure is nice to know them okay all right let me pay the bounty look okay I'm dropping I'm dropping I dropped it I dropped it I have no weapon I have no weapon I'm surrendering Sarah what the [ __ ] are you doing you know what's good for you you'll hand it over now you caught me in a good mood but try that again and we'll have a problem don't be stupid now [Music] I knew allowing you on board was a bad choice where's the forest location that we had this is Forest right landing area this is I remember this being Forest let's go here thank you Todd thank you Todd thank you so much Todd was thought I love how Todd was responsible for literally every design decision in this game [Music] foreign is this place getting progressively more [ __ ] everything with what the [ __ ] every time we come here it gets progressively more [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] all right so this is a cool looking ship oh fancy all right all right let's make it our home ship and see what it's like need some work done okay let's view and modify my ships how about it all right so this is the frontier um oh so we flew this here without making it our home ship is that because we didn't do a graph ship in space why is it a different color wasn't it white yeah why is mine why is mine black can I see it make home ship uh oh I'm gonna guess it's still back on on the planet is what happened here our endeavor yeah all right will it show up now okay what if I edit it well let's see man we get sidetracked by testing things all the time all right I wanna I wanna go I want to go to the Moon set course for the Moon uh yeah hey oh what what what's going on how is how is he so fast what the [ __ ] is going on what why why am I controlling that ship when I hit fire watch I'm I'm shooting out of that ship I'm making that ship shoot what what the [ __ ] is going on [Music] um [Music] [Music] all right what if what if we walk on hold on let's lock on to the Bounty Hunter Captain and shoot him yay go go USA USA let's go shoot him shoot him can you go into photo mode how do I do photo mode [Music] what's going on where's where's my ship is it over there that's me over there oh Vex goes on top of the ship what the [ __ ] Vasco what are you doing how are we gonna fix this now does the ship has to become trans too like what's what's gonna go what's gonna happen yeah all right we did it all right we did it now what what happens if we land now I don't understand what is there anything to dock around here what if is there like uh is there a station somewhere that we can go dock at oh the uh the the eye let's go to the eye all right here we go all right it's gonna fix it when we talk right there's there's no way it's not it's it's it's not gonna fix it when we dock captain it is it uh what's what's gonna happen where's we're oh it's here we're boarding the eye uh hi please disregard I attempted um released what if we land what's gonna happen if we land at new Atlantis that's gotta fix it right that's gotta fix it absolutely that's gotta fix it except something you might be interested turn around [Laughter] where is it do you think it's somewhere what if I hold on what if I fast traveled on my ship [Music] what what [Music] the [ __ ] is happening why are we here how is this exit ship what the [ __ ] is going on where's the ship why does this happen to me all the time I'm not even trying to break it like what the [ __ ] all right what if I walk all the way back now will the ship that we saw be there all right would we be able to see it from here it says it's there [Music] all right we can make this right nope why is it that most of our streams involve trying to get up a wall [Music] yeah all right we did it all right we're here oh it's here and it's fixed [Music] it's it's not fixed [Laughter] [Music] it's fast I want fast travel to the Razor Leaf where's the razor League all right I'm [Music] I'm leaving [Music] what the [ __ ] is going on all right I'm gonna take off [Music] okay where oh it's working now now let's try Landing let's land again [Music] so now it's fixed right now it's perfectly fixed what if we land somewhere else on our good friend the moon it's still busted as [ __ ] as always is the interior here it's Gotta Be Right what what if I fast travel to the ship here right and then I get off the ship where are we [Music] here for what's that what's the [Music] fort [Music] what [Music] Doctor Strange horseshit is this all right I'm leaving I'm getting off [Music] no it's gone how did we get to the right spot if the door's not here the exit in the entrance aren't the same all right let's fast travel back to New Atlantis and see if we can edit the ship we're never finishing this game it's just it's just endless [ __ ] getting in our way the [ __ ] the only reason we discover this is because the ship is the wrong color the color is something that that forces to change all right so let's let's change the color that's a good idea sir uh how do I change the color all right and then and then we're gonna make it we've made it white all right there we go exit all right it's all white oh my God yeah it looks like it's fine now all right so we fixed it boring how are we gonna fix this now does the ship has to become trans too like what's what's gonna go what's gonna happen is it's it's cyan uh pink and white right light blue and then this this would be a bit lighter like that it's pretty good actually I like the color scheme all right let's accept yeah all the little touches around there too that's neat all right [Music] [ __ ] was that wait the door the door's just gone now uh what the [ __ ] is going on how is this getting progressively more broken the more we come back here um but yeah why is the floor [ __ ] up why does the floor why is the floor like we're outside what's what the [ __ ] this feels like a quest location that we've gotten too early doesn't it what the [ __ ] um okay where's where's the scene that I can get through and hit the armor to the right of the handle stand facing it right here no way the door doesn't close the hallway oh man that's actually pretty pretty big hurry up let's go it's lovely here isn't it so lovely friendship no matter what happens we'll always be close friends Romance I'm saying I love you Sarah now and forever I've been more than willing for a long time known her for about a week by the way I'm going for it I'm going for it truly special yeah you know that is she still gonna be mad at me if I if you if you shoot people I don't know let's find out hey hey [Music] all right out with it what the hell is the matter with you right here beside me discuss [Music] third chance what all right out with it what the hell is the matter with you it was nice talking to you again foreign hey I have a bouncy can I pay it what's the cost of killing two people what the what what the F Sarah these weren't me Sarah Sarah Sarah these ones weren't me okay these ones weren't me I think it's just like someone in chat said the other day that it's the equivalent kind of like fast food and I think that's really true it's like you know it's not really good you know it's not really good for you but it's still something that you'll happily just Chow down there might be something better you can do and cook look oh go away what are you doing what no go I'm not leaving you to the neon sharks I promise I missed you I missed you too you're still so dangerous relax taught we're on to something maybe what I've always dreamed of you if I can see your mind racing I haven't even stopped to ask you how you're doing I'm fine the board complains I assure them there's the occasional assassination attempt oh no who don't need anything from neither I just some useless stargazer every time I return here I'm reminded of the importance of constellations contribution we're shaking working harder hardly working hey boys I hate to see you go but I love to watch it what's up [Laughter] okay is it under miscellaneous commitment speak to Sarah all right Sarah we're here there's no I can't say no there's no backing out where's the the brackets cold feet close bro I want to spend the rest I I can't imagine my life without you as a part of it it's true he she said thinking of Mickey yeah all right can I draw can I get can I get Mickey on the team now hold on let's see imagine if you could romance Vicky in between Chiang Sarah with Mickey Mickey what the [ __ ] are you doing let's get to the line Mickey no what's cooking boy Mickey know you're gonna ask me for an autograph yeah let's let's search yourself we'll talk later stop it why were you doing who's [ __ ] is going on all right let's go get married to Sarah I wish the both of you are happy and healthy life together I'll never forget this Asha thank you it was a wonderful wedding I was so happy I appreciate for you okay so unconditional love right unconditional unconditional unconditional no way I am not unconditional you know what Mickey would be helping hell is the matter you're seriously going to give me the run around by flip oh [Music] I I think it has to be foresoken like it's it's it's the best of a really bad lot what what what's going on what what happened hold on is are they all in here no what what's what's happening what are we just talking about like story construction like the plot what happens why why does my ship have no feet what is why does my ship have no my ship is in fly mode I can't get on my ship what if I change my ship right now you shouldn't there we go we're gonna add a porthole and another one on here all right we added two portholes there we go we're good right now it has feet now we can get on all right what if what if I had fast traveled to it foreign it still doesn't have any feet every ecosystem has its own unique challenges hostilities that life concrete [Laughter] wait what it's broken of the others to the eye wait is that one broken too whoa what's what's going on here everything is just slightly off I'm surprised there isn't oh there is more whoa hold on oh shh oh [ __ ] [Laughter] oh no how the [ __ ] did this happen what's cooking boss it's so standing on the chair Oh no you're sitting okay that's good hi boys hey Mickey how's it going wait if I fly okay she's still there she's getting lower right if I fly is she gonna be floating below the ship [Laughter] oh it seems like she's Frozen oh no she's not she's moving this one I stand here maybe she'll sink more how did that even happen she's oh no oh sh what what [Music] 'd she go I guess so yeah all right this guy's playing possum oh what the [ __ ] Sarah Sarah it's me it's me hey snap out of it you keep moving hey come on come on what happened this happened Sarah can you move can you talk Sarah come on Sarah talk to me is she really dead I'm too like I'm too late I'm so sorry Sarah no not again not again is it in here with the rest of the crafting oh here it is the infinite storage chest all right Sarah Morgan's outfit look at me I'm the boring [ __ ] now I thought maybe I would come up with something to say but I've got nothing so instead I thought I would quote something that gave me Comfort a long time ago is God real the more proper question would be foreign [Laughter] does anyone else want to say anything say a few words you may all not know this but Sarah was my wife she was more than just constellations chair she was the best Among Us and I won't stop until the starboard pays for what he's done thank you if anyone else wants to say something for you boss Sarah Morgan is available for your crew what what what the I I'm so excited let's go I'm so excited there's no way she's gonna it's just gonna be a corpse whatever it's just a bug right I just I'm so excited let's go come on I'm so oh doc let's go oh where is she unassigned the eye right this is the eye I feel like we we would have found her by now wait what now she's on the Razor Leaf I thought you were where is she tried teleporting with console to see where she is how do you do that how do you tell wouldn't we want wouldn't we need to know Sarah's character id in order to do that Player move two all right so player Player move to zero zero zero five nine eight six she's in the chair so she's invisible she's a she actually really is a ghost and she shouldn't be on the list so she really is a ghost what the [ __ ] oh now she's here try ID enabled pretty to Target enable is the command oh so you want me to type in prid oh [ __ ] and then type enable laughs what is she why is the ghost of Sarah following us around what the [ __ ] oh what the hell happened Sarah she was there though right it was it was the exact place that she should be so this is this is the save where we put she's on the chair right yeah so she's on the chair okay and if I enable her I just want to make sure no clip is turned off yeah so no clip is turned [Music] hi boys yes see you later andresia phase time time itself is yours to manipulate as you slow the world and all those in it when did I get that one well this is cool can I have enough of slow time now please no no more Slow Time no no more slow time I would like to slow time to be over cancel unsubscribe from Slow Time you got the Slow Time bug what do you mean I got the slow time but if you wanted to end find a place to sit down all right so how how doth one make the so time bug happened how did I do that oh is that it it's oh this is really easy to do where's our ship it's over there isn't it do you think it's the time slow slowing the buff itself it feels like that doesn't it because everything was slowed even going through the menu was uh sorry even going through the airlock was slowed what is is this slowed no this isn't slowed what if I take that that's slow now it's not slow now we're gonna fall okay are we sure this isn't how it's supposed to be it's pretty is it really is it perma-box your save is just [ __ ] in some way that's causing these [ __ ] how is my safe I didn't do anything all right we're out and is it fixed nope all right to the cockpit no sitting down we're in slow oh no oh no well this is gonna take a while where's my drink [Music] foreign oh it's moving it's moving a little bit and me without my phone foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] laughs [Music] yeah we didn't take off successful are we gonna be slowed in space oh my goodness [Music] [Music] okay I think it might have crashed it's it's not moving at all I think it might have crashed this would be the first crash bottle [Music] um so something hasn't hit me like this funny in wave since I saw the [ __ ] Chris Pratt announcement being The Voice it's just like it stops being funny and it starts being funny again [Music] the music just like holy [ __ ] I think it's crashed I'll literally to go for a while but I think it's done man [Laughter] [Music] oh man [Music] oh my God I think it's time to blow this thing get everybody in this stuff together okay three two one Let's Jam [Music] foreign [Music] thank you foreign

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