How Is Bert Kreischer Alive? - YMH Highlight

trip to russia will it be as good as instant family i'm not gonna lie to you i don't know who bert the son is i mean obviously he must have some success because if he's in a movie with mark campbell but still this sounds like a small little straight to tbs movie i mean that's just that's what it sounds like look out for it who robs the train on a trip are you familiar with this bird no i'm not christian no another mine poor bird well it's it's not a it's not a small straight to tbs not it's a major motion picture yeah the budget yeah it's a huge and who are you john camp here pressure crush pressure i don't know why people can't say it there is a one not that hard um the guy gave him a shout out because i want to give a shout out to bert schreifer and he tagged him correctly in the thing well we didn't even talk about the fact that bert stayed with us for a couple days uh i think we talked about it on two bears and what did we talk about on two bears um just that oh you saw we talked about two bears for like night one yeah night two this guy i mean it's wild that he's alive and i don't we're not exaggerating we're not exaggerating here i would be beginning to recover today same things i took him with a neighbor to the austin fc to the soccer game which was amazing well i should i should back that up he arrives having had drinks at the house what time uh in the morning okay i go do you want something to drink he was like he always goes i was like all right i got beer so we had a couple beers then he took a nap that i woke him from the nap because i was like we gotta go over to my neighbor's house to go to this game and he wasn't answering i opened the door and and then he sat up and he goes and he looked he looked at me like he was terrified he was like i thought it was dead like he because oh he was in a deep deep which because he needs sleep obviously like you have to sleep sometimes so he was in a deep okay i go when did you fall asleep he's like when you walked out that was like almost three hours before so he slept that entire time he was like like totally out of it jesus then we go over to the neighbor's house have a couple drinks there what's he drinking at the neighbors at the neighbors i think he's having i think it was beer beer wine one of the two i forget at the game he drinks a few beers jesus christ then we go to come back hang out we uh we smoke a cigar together and i opened a bottle of wine so i poured us each a glass of wine we smoke our cigar we talk i feel sick just hearing this like the beer all day this is the best part i give them so we i think we finish our glass and then i go i'm going to bed and i go here you want the rest of this bottle he was like can i get another one so i was like another he goes bottle oh my god so i gave him that i gave him the bottle he goes to bed the next morning i'm exhausted because it's also after a week of touring yeah and we went to the game this is like i think this is me starting to get sick or something yeah yeah so i was like all right man we got to come in and do podcast so we podcast here for a few hours oh my god right so you're doing two yeah you're doing hours this is four hours of time don't forget just to like give you the i come home and you were in our bedroom i laid down you said like within two minutes you're snoring and you never day nap yeah you do not i just passed out and i slept for like an hour yeah he went from here i took him i dropped him off at rogan's he then did a five-hour podcast with joe and drank the whole time drank the whole guy completely shit-faced and then and then i by the way i got in bed i didn't go to sleep but i got i was laying in bed that night at nine o'clock i get a facetime call yeah it's bert and joe and they're like hey and they're shit-faced right and they're like meet us meet us at like vulcan i was like no and they were like meet us and i was like and they said it so many times like i'll see you there all right i'll see you there and they were shitfaced placating the toddler yet totally shit-faced oh my god he then went to vulcan for i think tony's show oh my gosh i think i fell asleep at i don't know 10 10 30 or something that night um then he had an early fight the next morning i never saw bird again [Music] so i had no idea when he got home the next day he calls me true because we have a thing in our house if you hear the door open yeah so he calls me and i'm like i'm like what's up he goes tried to talk to you this morning but you didn't wake up i go what he goes yeah i came in your room and i was like this is the craziest thing what yeah what are you talking about he goes i couldn't find my wallet so i was like tom tom i was like you're just standing in my bedroom he was like yeah you mean in my bedroom too yeah with my cooch hanging out i wasn't wearing any bottoms that yeah i could have my couch out yeah i'm sure your couch was out and then oh my god he's like yeah so then this is this is such a bert thing he goes i couldn't hold my wallet so i was like [ __ ] it i'll just leave without my wallet and how would you get on a plane right so the car picked him up he started going he's like no turn around i gotta get my wallet so then they came back to the house and i was like how did you find your wallet he goes it was in your car so he went through my car found his wallet and then then he went home no no the best part is there's a drive to the airport and what happens on that ride oh yeah drinking six in the morning oh yeah he had drinks on the yeah and he had drinks in the air he took our he took beers yeah in the car and drank our beers which those beers that he got he had to go downstairs in our basement basically to pull them out of that cooler because no one drinks something yeah and he that's where he took him from yeah it's amazing i mean i'm exhausted just hearing the story yeah yeah how is he not sick and exhausted that's what i'm telling you i would i got sick from not sleeping a lot yeah the week of the ymh live just like doing shows too much going on he's i don't know how he stays alive mickey managing it is it's so fascinating that's one way of saying it hello and thank you for watching that highlight uh if you want to see more of those we have them they're provided for you so enjoy just do a deep dive like you're trying to study us click on these and subscribe hit the subscribe button and then they'll just be delivered to you you can watch them when they come out please do it

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Length: 8min 3sec (483 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 17 2021