Did Tom Gaslight Bert Into Being Fat? - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

[Music] i'm a big act tom i know i know you are i've been gaining weight cool by the way the thing that the thing that i think the one thing that gets me to lose weight is that you guys cheer on the dog you're like you gotta beat bert can you imagine if you were skinnier than bert and then all of a sudden i'm the fattest [ __ ] person here well no one said that though i but that's my nadav shut your [ __ ] mouth that's what i hear in my inner head that's what i hear oh that's what you hear i hear you guys laughing to each other going oh my god you're doing great in the dog oh [ __ ] bird's gonna be the baddest person you know i was never fat right i was never [ __ ] fat yeah you were the fattest you were the fattest person i knew yeah and and and and then and and but you know what you forget you forget that you [ __ ] jedi mind trick me into being fat no well you forget that you actually met me i was thin you you actually forget that kind of forget that because i just remember you fat i know you forget that like when we were first doing dates together yeah this is like a 304 i was like 210 205. like i was actually pretty good shape and look decent and then i definitely got way fatter yeah and you were just like hovering and then you got to you pull up a picture of me when you think i was fat and i wasn't even that [ __ ] fat now i look at it and i go i was legit skinny and now when i look at it now i look at it and i go i can't believe i got mind tricked into being fat well there's some of these people get mind tricked into being fat no what you did here's what you do sometimes you put out the thing you put you are a propaganda master a pr i sometimes empathize for christina because i bet she was drinking more water than you and i bet you tricked the world into thinking you drank more water because you do that killer water at the end of this show and you're like i got water oh look there you go look at you right there when tom started fat shaming me i was maybe 220. this is but you understand why i fat shamed you because you're embarrassed of what you look like no no well that's part of it but like but what happens is when you're fat and people call you fat you're like okay and sometimes you're like you want to tell people oh by the way you're fat too like it doesn't mean that i'm not but you're all i never called you fat sure you did never never i actually hold on start this over nadav you have to be on to bear's team not your mom's house team right now to bears team okay what's up i understand i'm putting on the headsets okay i understand i understand your loyalty to tom i get it okay but you have to be real about this right now okay had i ever fat shamed tom before he started fat shaming me well i mean i haven't been around since then oh my god damn it you're sorry no no no no no no he don't have contact he's he's being he's being right he's being realistic you didn't listen listen you oh my god i'm a no this is you're glass gaslighting me you're gaslighting me right now no this if you do this to christina you should have a sign where she goes like this to get out this is you're you're being crazy right now i'm not being crazy [ __ ] [ __ ] you listen to me listen to me you lunatic listen oh my god listen to me i'm the lunatic you're the lunatic listen listen listen um you teased me a lot about being fat i never once absolutely never wants to i never wanted teeth no yes you did you did it you teased me yes you did you did it you did it your [ __ ] wife buddy i never once caught teased you about being fat you did and it's and it's it's how look you're lying right now i'm not lying i know your eyes you're lying right now you would bust my balls about being fat of course you did harry yes not fat buddy never you definitely did and it's fine it's fine oh don't don't don't forgive me for something i didn't do i didn't do it you're forgiving me i'm not i refuse to accept your apology yeah you didn't wait [Applause] no listen to me you [ __ ] with me and it's this is [ __ ] insane oh i've got to call somebody right now you always did and listen listen i have don't you [ __ ] dare forgive me i didn't do [ __ ] i get to forgive you oh my god listen i i want you to know that i do forgive you that's what i'm saying i'm saying this is why i drink this is why i [ __ ] drink ah call christina get christine on the line no i'll call her i need again oh [ __ ] i can tell you if you go to my pass out if you go to my if you go to my vlog i was very innocent i was an innocent bystander i was doing a weight loss challenge to myself and i was putting it online and then all of a sudden tom cristina i remember hearing the first time people started calling me fat and i was like i called you and i go hey man i'm getting called fat a lot and you're like oh yeah i just give you a heads up that like we might have been talking about that a lot uh [ __ ] yeah i remember that part nadav do you ever remember a subject line ever on your mom's house of hey bert's been calling tom fought no no but but you're you're talking about it in two different contexts what i'm saying is it's true that you didn't have like um bits and like you're we weren't saying on your podcast i'm saying in our friendship you would you teased me like the way friends do oh my god yes you did you are a lunatic i'm not a lunatic do you remember being in the car and you're going you really burp a lot yes i go yeah yeah okay just give me a heads up yes and i was like i didn't know i did that yeah that's that comes from the person who says i noticed this about you i never sat in the car with you i was like hey man is that do you need an extender on that seatbelt that's a total kind of burnt joke yeah i never said that i never said that you maybe it didn't say that specifically but it's not like you never [ __ ] with me i don't have your goddamn wife's phone number give me your [ __ ] phone what what did she change your phone number to here let me give it to you real quick what the [ __ ] here let's see i have so many i think they should outlaw the name christine i know christine christina christana phone call her is it still 3-1-0 no [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on don't you [ __ ] won't i'm just trying to let's see if she answers they never answer when you want them to [ __ ] answer yeah do you ever want to just cancel their phone on them and go that's what you get yeah you don't get a phone anymore that's a new rule because you don't know how to use it go get a [ __ ] cancel her phone call call a tnt right now and cancel her phone and then she'd go hey my phone's not working oh yeah oh really how did you know you know how to [ __ ] use it yeah i want to do that all the time liam i want to take i want to take privileges away sometimes that i go i call her leanne i i can i can track them i track them on my phone yeah and they're all sitting in the same [ __ ] room and i'm facetiming all them and none the [ __ ] answer and i just want to cancel all their phones yeah and then when they go to use it i just walk in and they go our phones aren't working i go yes because you guys don't know how to be civilized [ __ ] human beings right and answer the person that pays for all those goddamn phones i know you're not allowed to say that the person that pays for all those [ __ ] phones yeah answer when he calls yeah go get your own phone yeah yeah yeah yeah so like i okay so i took your harassment for years and then what happened was when i got to a point where it was just all i did was you all i did i can't by the way yeah i want to play along with the bit but i need you to know that this did not happen like this this is not how this worked i remember where i was when i found out i was fat i was jogging i was jogging in in alabama i was jogging and i found out i was fat yeah and they were like bert looks like gerard de pardue oh we talked about that yeah no [ __ ] did i ever say that to you never never did i say that to you no but also you did kind of look like gerard de pardue no literally yes you did pull up my [ __ ] blog pull up put my weight loss follow up gerard de pardue is a naked being interrogated and tell me you don't have any similarity so when we saw this not now not now now i might that doesn't i mean that looks like that stop i might look like that right now like hey i want to see that guy do an hour stand up is that really him naked being interrogated yeah but it's a in a movie okay why would he take that role because he looks good by the way cut to me and the machine you're like why would he take that role so yeah i think we had just seen that we're like oh bert is in a movie hold on now hang on yeah it's fair to say i might look a little bit like that right now okay but at the time by the way but which is depressing the [ __ ] out of me because i did not look like that when we started nadav go to my youtube page go to my vlog when i started doing the weight loss challenge that's when you guys started bullying me really yeah you though you pulled up you always referenced the ukulele photo i thought that was no no that's way after that's why i started doing this vlog and you started making fun of me for doing a vlog you guys started watching it and then you yeah yeah your [ __ ] reviews go there you go hit vlog hit videos on vlogs okay and go to wait something weight loss something weight loss it's gotta be early it's gonna be early it's not that one jesus i wish i had it it says weight loss in it oh it does okay it's that one okay what year is it from so scroll down does it say the date skip ads december 2015. oh that could be it's definitely when you guys started because i know that i started okay okay you can play the audio on it i look okay by the way i don't look that that's i look kind of like i look now how much did i weigh here yeah oh my god i look exactly like i look now okay oh i did look like sarah oh [ __ ] i actually did look like him all right see what i weighed play the audio oh it's from the movie stripes that that'll get flagged oh yeah yeah yeah is that why i don't get funding on this oh here we go dude oh my god that's exactly what i weigh right now hold on [Laughter] [Music] shut the [ __ ] up yeah shut the [ __ ] up so in a way shut the [ __ ] up we were hold on stop stop i'm not gonna forgive you don't you turn you into forgiving me into me end of forgiving you well but i do forgive you because for years for years i took it i took it and i understood it i had other friends like that too and then sometimes that's not when you're fat that's not real one of your friends gets fat and you want to go like oh hey you're you're fat now you know that that's all that happened that's all that happened i can't believe i just saw that i know you're like oh i was really in good shape back then exactly i'm actually skinnier today than i was then i think that is insane nadav can you yes that is mind-blowing to me so wheat have i like how long have i been fat like you know you live in a world i think i live in a world of denial right where you don't realize what is going on and you're just kind of like like i that's 2015 i've been flirting with that weight i've been in my 240s 230s to 230 is skinny for me now all right i'm definitely doing it by the way just so you guys know i'm probably on i'm probably skinny right now if you're watching this because we shot this like a couple weeks ago so if you see me in the show and you're like i'm confused you were fat when i saw you on tv on monday i get a lot of messages about it but you being fat no about you what about how fat you are you do not i do leanne does she does yeah leann gets messages about two bears one cave that's all she gets message about two bears one cave about precisely the story about priscilla in my act then i'm not going to tell my special but i like telling on stage because it helps me get feelings out and she gets a lot of messages about that and but two years old cave but not fast stuff let me say i don't know i don't think so wait i'm not a lap band can no guy right no all you need to do is dial back your [ __ ] lunacy for a little bit and you'll be fine you're just a maniac i don't know how that works though what do you mean you're just a crazy how did you do it because i really don't understand it all i'm doing i'm not even doing anything that crazy i'm really not man i mean i went out i had like you know a couple drinks yeah okay that was right right yeah but that's i mean that's all i did and then my eating my just my eating man my eating is probably just a lot better than yours oh here's christina you want to talk about the well we i think you might have proven it no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey um uh you're on the uh the podcast right now okay oh what are you doing uh bert has a question hold on christina yes i need you to not be like nadav right now and be this brand loyal [ __ ] who can't see the goal line i need you to be 100 honest okay okay i'm scared okay when tom and tom i'll just say tom started fat shaming me was it because i had been fat shaming him previously oh god let me think it's been so long that we've been fat shaming you i can't even remember i know right i can we we've pinpointed roughly around the day it started it was 2015. but when you guys started saying i look like gerard de perdue was tom's initiative into that because he had been so heavily fat shamed by me as a friend that he thought it's time for a little tit for tat well here's the deal man is that i remember the gerard de pardue thing because we were watching a movie and that guy was naked and we were like oh my god that guy looks like bert because we've both seen you naked at that point and by the way can i just be very honest and and i'm bringing 100 accountable that did look like me at that time and today so keep going i didn't think so but i look at it now and i'm like i was i don't recall you fat shaming tom i don't remember that i'm so glad i moved the phone to the other side of my face right now but don't you don't recall that right at all like i never was a fat shamey guy correct i don't remember i mean i remember you posting that video of you shaving his chest in hawaii yeah yeah yeah and the laughter was it his weight or the fact that his tits look like they were wearing sunglasses all right well yeah because you you shaved the hair and that was funny but it wasn't his weight and wouldn't you say in that video that i if we and we can pull it up that i had said to him hey man i'm gonna i'm gonna make you look like you're better in shape as a friend i was like if we if we seize her out your tits and trim out and hollow out your armpits then all suddenly you look more defined that was what a friend would do correct yeah that was your logic but i'm not sure it backfired it definitely backfired it definitely back well that was that's what you said your reason was but your reasoning was probably more malicious you know what i mean no that was my reasoning that was right now you're starting to go nadavi on me you can't never trust in dav no he uh no nadab is nadav is i i haven't gotten a job to trust me fully yet and once he does he's gonna go he's gonna pull me aside privately and go bert just so you know tom started it all all right tom and i are pretty wasted we'll see you we'll see you for dinner all right bye love you okay do you feel i feel i feel vindicated she all she said was she didn't recall yeah yeah that's and that goes i don't remember that i don't remember okay but she doesn't know all the times that you fat shame you're never i've never i never if i shamed you privately and never never fascinated me what are you talking about i'll tell you what what are you talking about it's okay it's not it's not it never happens it never happened it never [ __ ] happened it never i can i can tell you i can tell you how i know that you were a ball buster and you still are you ball bust over all kinds of things and it's fine what do i ball bust on what you ball bust on anything you're you're a ball busty friend you're a [ __ ] fat guy what are you talking about what are you talking about i'm a frank guy you're a [ __ ] frat guy i am but that's not a ball buster you ball you bust balls you don't think you bust balls no buzz balls i'm not kidding balls because people think i'm too trustworthy and then when i bust balls it hurts feelings trust me i've never been able to bust balls what are you talking about i remember telling a guy i can't i can't bust balls every time i try to bust balls i was wrong look what happened on rogers he wanted to go to dinner and he's like what are you [ __ ] trolling me and i'm like oh [ __ ] i thought that was a joke any time i bust balls it comes out bad you don't bust balls with your your crew your friends your guys on the bus you don't like i'm talking i'm not i'm not saying like i'm just seen as celebratory and i just generous and i tell them all the things that they excel at they're asleep okay no i no i bust balls a little bit but maybe i busted balls a little bit about i never bust these balls about you gaining weight hold on let's just pull up a picture of mostly stories i'm huge there how much did you weigh there probably like 260 255 260 255. maybe 260. yeah oh what's the one where you don't have a beard oh completely normal completely normal is it was completely normal on netflix yeah yeah how many netflix specials do you have four nice yeah and then where's the one where you don't have a beard though that's that one hey do you ever think about growing your hair out because you're not losing your hair that bad um it doesn't look bad like i think you have more hair than i have well here's where i don't have hair right here so that's why i shave it all but wait i'm going back you don't think you even teased me never never why would i i don't what what would i say to you i haven't by the way i'm being very honest yeah i have no recollection of me ever even noticing you're overweight what i never even noticed you're overweight noticed it okay now i feel like i understand by the way because you you're a delusion hey internet i'm so excited that you're here to sleuth this in a don't [ __ ] with cats kind of way if you go back to the beginning of this podcast he will tell you he will tell you that i don't remember him skinny at the beginning you're like i used to be 205. you don't remember that because i gained weight and so i don't remember him being skinny so if i don't remember him being skinny i can't then go to bullying him for being fat because i don't remember you being skinny i never do you remember the first time i saw you in that football picture where you like look like a model and i go who the [ __ ] was that you're like oh that's me yeah i don't remember you skinny i only remember you fat right okay all right all i'm saying is can you believe people listen to this i know that people are this is what i want to be i want to be clear about this oh shut the [ __ ] up because of how much i love you i totally forgive you and oh my god how about this how about this you ready for this yeah i'm gonna forgive you okay and i hope that this releases the demons and then i can lose weight now okay hey tom yes i never knew i was fat you told me i was fat and i found out i was fat and i've struggled with my weight since the day you told me i was fat and today yeah i forgive you thank you and now i plan on losing weight great i'm proud of you and even though you made me cry several times for this [Music] you used to call me oh here's all sloppy [ __ ] bod i never call you sloppy shitbod bert and tom tom and bert one goes topless while the other wears a shirt tom tells stories inverts the machine there's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean here's what we call two bears one cave [Music]

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Length: 21min 56sec (1316 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 10 2021