How I Completely Ruined Our Minecraft Server

I can destroy millions of blocks in an instant and I'm going to use this power to destroy the entire world because if everyone thinks I'm the villain then I might as well prove them right to what extent are you wanting to destroy things you're quite well known for making some deadly weapons how' you do that in vanilla minecra they have to have use console somehow oh my God now to prevent the players I once called my friends from enjoying their server I have to destroy all of it that's why I need something with Firepower something like the orbital strike Cannon Minecraft's most powerful weapon one slight problem is that it's easily the most complicated Redstone machine ever where a single mistake is all it takes to destroy the entire machine but right now I just want to fire this thing so first I need to plug in the coordinates then press the note block and after waiting a safe distance away while the machine dupes thousands of TNT there should now be a nuke waiting at the exact destination now if I just unfreeze the [Music] time oh my God oh my everything just got blown up so this blast was so powerful it went past the machine's borders if I'm counting it's over 600 blocks wide that means it would only take a hundred of these craters to ruin the entire server sadly that will never never happened cuz this much TNT will just crash the actual server but when I change the settings trying to do that it always results in a catastrophic explosion and this kept happening over and over setting my progress back with each meltdown if I want to destroy the entire world with this machine I'm going to need a little help so I called up cubic meter the person who designed the cannon but when I asked him if he could change the settings for me he said well it's sort of like trying to guess the combinations of colors you can print on a canvas the red is your brush and the cannon is your canvas sort of thing at the end of the day to what extent are you wanting to destroy things if he knew the true scale of what I was planning I'm sure he would hesitate in helping me but instead he gave me access to a very powerful tool an orbital strike simulator that allows me to test the results of the explosion instantly dramatically speeding up the time it takes to implement the changes I want it's far too complicated to explain in this video but just know while tuning those settings I accidentally made some cursed [ __ ] how are these even possible until finally I found the perfect setting yo this is actually the perfect server killer I was almost ready to start building the machine but after testing with the exact same settings on a different world why did it do that it's strange because it has the exact same settings as before if I can't trust the machine to work on the actual server what's even the point in building it I came very close to giving up right here but I can't let the most powerful weapon slip through my fingers just like that so I had to manually experiment with the machine without the help of the simulator until I actually got something to work wo what now the explosion does sort of work but it's a whole lot smaller than the previous I'll have to fix that later though since it's about time to start building this thing for real except I haven't gotten any materials yet and we're going to need lots of them fortunately for me a player known as Infamous JJ came to me with a sort of proposition you're quite well known for making some deadly weapons yes yes I am but before he speaks another word you have to know that we aren't exactly on the best of terms you see I kind of killed his entire team on the first day and in retaliation he destroyed my home enjoy not having a base anymore loser so what makes this guy think that I want to help him okay so first I think I should start by um apologizing for blowing up your base I can see you're not trying to kill me so you'd forgive me at least somewhat originally the sign said okay well now it says something else but it said the Day of Reckoning is approaching JJ is Infamous for a reason he's been using an assortment of deadly weapons to cause Mayhem but now in his own words I just don't know how to one up it at this point do you know like any way I could bring Upon This Day of Reckoning onto the server I now had a choice to make I could work alone or we could destroy the world as a team but one option is really outweighing the other considering that I need his Redstone supplies and he needs me to make his Day of Reckoning a reality so I told him everything and took him to the place where I planned to build the machine you see it has near infinite range but is limited to only 90° so positioning it near the world border allows me to hit anywhere in the world and building underground will keep it hidden so after clearing the area with TNT and with all of JJ's supplies on hand I could finally start building now I was going to explain what each component of the machine does but I feel like it would be hard to appreciate the complexity so if you're actually interested definitely go watch cubic meters videos on it thanks to the power of editing what took 3 days for me took like 10 seconds for you while I was focused on building my accomplice was busy setting up the perfect Target for the first test a crowd of innocent players and I came up with a plan to hook up a remote system using a fishing rod so I can trigger the explosion on command so for the first test firing we were essentially about to publicly declare war against the entire server this actually works around 2 weeks ago if you guys remember someone made that massive crater over there all I've got to say is that for the past 2 weeks I've been conducting a rigorous investigation I think I've collected enough proof oh to tell you all who it is oh shoot tell me it was oh [Music] my the blast missed its Target but still managed to completely atomize someone was me actually my bad though drop this kid drop this now in order to not look suspicious I follow the crowd of players trying to kill JJ but I did not realize what a mistake that would be somehow the Trap killed no one else so I just took an L for no reason after regearing I need to rearm the machine to strike its next Target spawn the one place they truly care about so I plugged in the new coordinates and set up the fishing rod but as I was heading back I was added to an unknown group chat okay squ do you know how how he got that TNT though look look that look at that look at that look at that out of absolutely nowhere a ring of TNT with one TNT in the middle drops down and instantly how' you get it in that perfect ring with like the TNT in the Middle with the perfect timing as well how did you do all that with in vanilla Minecraft they have to fuse console somehow then dying in that trap made me look like a victim someone they would never suspect to be affiliated with JJ so I somehow ended up on a team investigating the damage I had caused so my Misfortune basically turned into a golden opportunity we have a theory they involveed portal somehow whether it be nether portal or an End Portal that that managed to transport the TNT though yeah know I think you're just crazy there was only one person here he wasn't here when when it happened right now is ax I think we should do a bit of interrogation axo cuz he's just like in the VC right now recording one just doing nothing okay okay okay first of all where were you when JJ did the whole bomb I was 500 blocks away in the nether did you have a recording of it no okay you a replay of it no so you have nothing to do with it you know you just like late to it you're coming over to us right TNT in A Perfect Circle oh I know exactly how this works there is a cannon out there that is able to hit location in precise like blocks in seconds I'll see if I can find it no no no that's just actually that's just not possible there's no way shoots perfectly no that's not possible we're falling for it ax is on the side I know that's not true they were in such disbelief that they basically stopped their entire investigation when they were so close to uncovering the truth but I'll take my luck where I can get it and it was also about time to launch the second nuke this time with spawn as its Target so I got JJ to call the investigators over so they could see it one last time I'm up here to establish dominance oh okay the establish hi okay how how you guys been doing the nuke should have arrived by now so that can only mean one thing the machine had failed blowing itself to pieces and what makes it especially bad is I have no idea why it worked the first time and exploded on the second try I had no choice but to repair the damage and after double and triple checking that everything worked fine I primed the machine and waited only to come back to the machine completely destroyed once again there's nothing stopping me from fixing the damage but would it just go to waste in the next test firing the problem is it's impossible to observe the machine while it's running so how am I supposed to find what's causing it to blow up until I remembered that I was recording in replay which means I should be able to see the machine right before it explodes so as soon as the chunks are loaded I noticed that this flying machine stopped working causing everything to just explode luckily for me I hopefully shouldn't have to deal with this glitch anymore because cubic meter came to the rescue at the perfect time upgrading the pathetic 2.0 into the 3.0 it's supposedly four times faster and it's more precise than before so it won't miss its Target ever again all I got to do is tear down the entire machine and rebuild the new one everything's working as it should oh my God for some reason every time I tried to build the 3.0 something bad would happen my suspicions led me to believe that it was the Flying Machine getting stuck again but when I tested it without the TNT to see for myself it worked completely fine it's completely stable when observed so what goes on when I leave the machine to charge I just could not figure it out coming back to pick up the pieces after each self-destruction with each disappointment my endurance to see this product to its end began to crumble I kept making slight changes to my Approach but I simply could not afford to keep wasting materials like this until I I reached attempt number six no oh my God oh my what the what the [ __ ] an unlucky sequence of events led to a chain reaction destroying most of the machine I was insanely burnt out at this point and if I had to build the machine one more time only for it to blow up I would simply quit Minecraft altogether the more I thought about it destroying the world was objectively impossible the puny bomb the machine spout out was nothing compared to the setting I wanted to use which was nothing compared to the giant explosion after a 2E break I found the strength to run it back one more time now that cubic meter finished the 4.0 the final and ultimate version of the orbital strike Cannon it now reads the items inside of chest mine carts which allows you to load dozens of payloads at a time I really need this 4.0 to work so that means I'm going to have to change things up by giving it an all obsidian frame and putting this thing in the sky for faster charge times the obvious downside is that players could actually find this thing now but I'm hoping I get to use this thing before then so let me show you what I need to do for each payload first we need to get the coordinates put those inputs into the machine and press this not block then once you have all your payloads you press this one now it's charging but after waiting at Ground Zero for a hell long time there was clearly something going wrong again so I went back to the machine to see what was actually going on yep something definitely blew up but luckily it seemed to only be minor damage thanks to the obsidian shell let me just reset the machine so we can try to rebuild oh [Music] [Music] my remember when I said I was going to quit if it failed again well I don't care anymore if I have to build this stupid machine 100 times to burn this world to the ground then so be it I put in the payload again waited at Ground Zero again nothing happened once again flew back expecting it to be all destroyed again but the machine was fully intact did that mean it worked the TNT would have been in stasis over here so if the machine is unharmed it must have flown to the destination as I glided over I thought of all the times it f failed the days of work lost and the impossibility of my goal if this actually worked destroying the world might actually be possible oh my God it's happening what did I just do after months of it failing the machine finally worked proving my dedication to bring you the best content possible and considering my next few uploads are going to be absolute bangers you really should subscribe so you're notified as soon as they drop anyway with the machine working it's time to finish what I started nearly a month ago today is New Year's Eve and I've arranged a gathering in a valley that just so happens to be the exact same size and shape of a nuke I'm sure you can guess what's supposed to happen two people good only a squ let's go around the circle and talk about how infus changed your life this year all right as everyone stood here sharing everything they were grateful for and their favorite memories of the server they loved I was patiently waiting for my turn to speak to announce that I would be destroying all of it I'll go I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready okay now look around and tell me what you see what I see is a group of friends oh my goodness oh shoot would everyone follow me the weeks of work led to this moment as everyone watched from what they thought was a safe distance it was finally time to drop the nuke well do you days to the sky everyone and bear witness to a transformation and Awakening what the freak what the freak guys we need we need a wa we need a wait to figure this out bro we can't let squid get away with this BR we need to find squid I feel like I feel like that's the deal or we could set up Camp here spawn should be safe spawn is not safe oh yeah there's no way there's no way squid set up any TNT here bro squid how long till it's ready I'm going to start killing people okay timer started JJ did his part to convince the others he was against me Gathering them at spawn exactly where I wanted them 27 days after my failure I would finally correct my mistake and destroy everything [Music] looks like my days the show just started the show has just started the entire server is getting blown up say bye-bye to your little server okay the TNT has to come from somewhere and if it's being summoned all at once it means it's all you know dispensed at the same time and then so we're thinking about a machine which can move TNT from one place to another really quickly the bro bro bro do you guys think it's the machine that I found on that one stream bro you know how far that is but there's no way shoot CNT no it's just not possible bro no but it's a possibility it's the only big machine on the server that that we know about that's actually humongous all that we know about if what they were saying was true they would be arriving in about a minute and I was powerless to stop them a while back they had somehow found the destroyed remnants underground leading them to the machine nowy copper copper copper copper uh hint get closer oh exp what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what is what is never tell me I'm a dumb ass again you dirty [ __ ] the machine was destroyed the instant they founded but they made sure that it would never be operational ever again if you want some closure you guys should head to spawn me and Squid are both there I knew my actions had consequences ones that I would be facing very shortly so I took one last gaze at my achievement look at my works with my fate sealed I was asked to take off my gear and meet JJ at Ground Zero do you want to say something before I I make the announcement well it was fun while it lasted I think it's pretty obvious that um me and Squid have done a lot of damage to the server and although our efforts were pretty impressive if I do say so if you check Ann nonsense right now I want you to cast your vote JJ made a poll to determine if we should both be banned for what we did to the server and after a short discussion they made their decision all right squid sorry no no no it's been an honor bro bye Squiddy this is where the story would normally end but we weren't banned forever as long as we agreed to part ways and never nuke again we could return to the server after a 2E sentence of course one of us was lying you see I wasn't satisfied how could I be after only destroying less than 1% of the map so I spent my Exile testing the true capabilities of this machine it was during these tests that I created what I believe to be Minecraft's biggest explosion it's 1,200 blocks across over 3 million blocks destroyed using 880,000 TNT but this this was purely experimental what I would do on the actual server is loading hundreds of normal siiz payloads by afking the machine until the entire world is completely covered destroying the world with a sheer volume of blasts using this method would probably take days to complete but I suppose that's the cost for greatness after 2 weeks passed I was finally unbanned when I logged on I immediately noticed that instead of repairing the damage it looked like they had decided to live in it but I'll have to deal with that later because I have to travel to the machine to see how much they destroyed it while I was gone and to my surpr surpris it was almost entirely still here with the amount of times I repaired the machine I could almost fix it with my eyes closed and pretty soon it was ready to fire now I was just a single button click away from destroying the world so let's get on with it shall we f [Music] [Music] I had done it the entire world gone anywhere you'd go you'd be met with a wasteland from border to border and what did it cost 150 hours of my life dedicated to proving what even cubic meter was appalled at what had done with his invention because of me the players of infus season 3 decided it would be best to just close the server so on the last day I loaded one final payload one that would give us a conclusive ending so with the rest of the server ready to accept their fade it was time to face [Music] mine if you want to see how I killed an entire server in 0.01 seconds then click the video on screen I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as you did for this this one subscribe

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Id: GC6XCbQlSUw

Length: 22min 0sec (1320 seconds)

Published: Thu May 23 2024