Honest Trailers | Starship Troopers (ft Casper Van Dien)

this summer we're getting honest about summer blockbusters past and present this is honest trailers blockbuster summer this episode is sponsored by cbs all access not at all based on the classic sci-fi novel comes the film that made you say ura when it first came out then oh i get it when you watched a few years later pay attention starship troopers dress up like master chief's broke boy cousin for this bugs vs apes war epic that satirizes what life is like in a militarized society where it costs an arm and a leg to vote every channel is fox news the big villain is every fascist secret fear a vagina that can think for itself i thought there might be a brain bug on pee and full racial and gender equality exist because we're all too horned up on genocide i'm from buenos aires and i say kill them all yeah oh yeah how did anyone think the guy behind robocop made a sincere film about sexy troops there's a child soldier in the first 45 seconds meet a cast of teenagers who put the hotzie in nazi as they follow their boners off to a space war i joined up for her i wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for her there's rico the bold leader who will literally do anything his favorite teacher tells him to and we mean anything never pass up a good thing make it 20 minutes yes sir carmen who's just the worst i think i'm gonna go career i don't think that's gonna leave a lot of room for you and me johnny you know what i want what do you want neopatric harris back when he was still trying to break out of the nerd rolls but is still a math geek with a pet ferret go bug mom plus a bunch of supporting characters who desperately want to have sex with all of them hi evil space bugs are on the attack because they hate our freedom or because we started colonizing their planets tomato tomato now they're sending hordes of fierce warriors who can withstand a hail of gunfire or like half a clip when the plot demands it in beautifully crafted battle scenes that still fool the eye 20 years later blending the meticulous use of cgi with the repulsive neon goo they used to mix monster energy hey modern movies use real goo you can't fake good goo here's a stomach enjoy some of the greatest line readings in film history you killed bugs good they sucked his brains out the only good bug is a dead bug delivered with such sincerity you wonder if the cast is even in on the joke god damn bugs whacked his child as everyone commits so hard you will be ready to enlist in the space force i mean mobile infantry because even though they're making fun of how dumb this culture is who wouldn't want to play some taser tag then coop with a nice group co-ed shower just look at all these soapy private soaped up privates so enjoy a work of subversive genius that was definitely misunderstood when it came out but now enough time has passed for the world to realize it's not a dumb war movie it's just a movie about using war to take advantage of dumb people what did you say private lieutenant rico sorry i uh i was just trying to make a joke just trying to make a joke sir sir just trying to make a joke sir do you see me laughing sir no sir i have one rule in this unit nobody quits every joke hits is that clear sir yes sir hand over your mic private i'll take it from here yes sir starring battlestar galactica she wants the disney where in the world is carmen buenos aires i'm with uc get out of my head doogie shot for teacher whoa it's hank from breaking bad i love that show starcraft and my desire to no more intensifies saving private rico nicely done sir honest trailers does the writing mobile infantry does the dying epic voice guy welcome to the roughnecks rico's roughnecks this episode is sponsored by cbs all access watch star trek lower decks starting thursday august 6th exclusively on cbs all access no animals were harmed in the making of the honest trailer other than the editor and the voice you want to get nuts come on let's get nuts

Channel: Screen Junkies

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Id: P1M69CVXze4

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 04 2020