Homer becomes a prison snitch

foreign [Music] let's remember what we're celebrating today after many years of hard work your father finally paid off the mortgage don't let him fill you up with that cheap stuff a roll sir screw you oatmeal smoked salmon shrimp crab legs [Music] I win laughs you wake me ate me you ate meat you you a fruit stop making us sing why did I ever have kids here Homer have a big Frosty mugger forget about it I wouldn't drink that from the looks of this place it might kill you oh who are you the health inspector yes come here Mo You Beautiful hideous troll guys this is Frankie from the health department we go way back plenty you don't have to hide that rat Now official little fella well now to give this place a thorough inspection free from infestation check food hygienically stored only one way to find out um [Music] oh so uh Mr new guy what do you think is everything uh hunky-dory there for starters the body of my predecessor is still on the floor I'm shutting you down till you fix these violations oh man I can't afford to fix all that stuff oh nuts if anybody needs me I'll be in a John from Glen to Clan and down the Mountainside most a tribute from now on you guys are just gonna have to do your drinking across the street [Music] hey you're busy beer oh I can't go to a gay bar put up my house but I just paid it off what would Marge say do whatever you have to do to save Moe's I love my homie okay honey I'll do it what's going on in here nothing nothing oh my those cocoa birds at the bank goofed up and sent us a mortgage statements Marge how dare you open a letter addressed to both of us this is a new loan tracking number if you need me I'll be at Moe's well maybe I'll go the most too seeing as I'm now part owner well you can't go with me the most let me know wait just a minute One Thing mo sislak has never had as a partner nor a wife a friend a Chum a casual acquaintance a pen pal a parrot a meaningful conversation a brief hog or eye contact just made it quit time you to go home and make dinner for the kids well I don't want to take care of the kids how many cigars are they allowed to have Bart sleeps in the microwave right quit playing dumb oh maybe some cheerier paint would make this place less of a dive much my customers don't like themselves therefore they seek the darkness so I prepared something that might help you change your tone this place is a diamond but it's trapped in the rough yeah well the size still says Mo so enough of your golf carts and meat price and lager in Pine glasses what a classy way to get drunk off your asses let's get renovating well I was thinking more like drapes and a paint job trying to Veil my dear well thank you your honor you know you're kind of sexy that's a deliberate misstatement of fact but I'll allow it [Music] so Mr Boswell what do you think of the new Mohs Mike Simpson the most his lack is a mesh note Thea bangers I wish you could live in me forever [Music] boy what a night Mo showed me how to give someone the bums Rush he'll watch get lost [Music] that I have to know him we kind of bonded bonded how many times Homer Moe and I are just work friend [Music] it's me wait are you sure I'm not interrupting anything of course not I'm in bed with Homer I also I want to go with the green team well I might as well use this pucker for something coming this summer from Dreamworks cars 52 Jokers play the game of their lives oh Marge don't you love it when our hands meet in the popcorn tub hey Marge howdy partner why don't you sit next to us don't worry they're just friends there's nothing physical between them oh my can you hold my wedding ring for a second my finger's itchy well I'm worried about margin Moe they developed an intimate Bond of thoughts and feelings completely separate from me but it's not physical well and mods are having an emotional affair although there's no physical enemy sheet there's a deep spiritual connection that threatens to destroy your marriage what do I do engage your feelings become a friend Marge my darling thank God you're home I've been dying to hear your feelings oh I'm too tired to talk well I can go all night baby oh me I'm tired [Music] what's a cuckold [Music] I'm going with Uncle Moe he's only your emotional Uncle I'm your real Uncle well if Hollywood movies have taught us anything it's that troubled relationships can be completely patched up by a Mad Dash to the airport I'm off oh you know Marge I've really enjoyed you working at the bar me too Mom what a nice is that we've become friends and tonight I'll explain how the hotel made a little mistake and we gotta stay in the same room hey wait a minute what the hell is that hey good merch homie's coming I will let that man make you happy oh let's roll it didn't work this hard to save my marriage again with that wake up Lou she was way out of your league [Music] oh my God Mo did you see something troubling on the tarmac no why do you say that you're gonna get me closer [Music] how'd you get in here toilet hole you don't deserve it you know nothing about March oh it's true I don't know Marge at all no you would I'll see you at baggage claim God damn I won Marge I swear I'll be the best man you ever had it's gonna be all flowers and back rubs no no I don't love you call me all right I just want to say if you ever feel like cheating on Mo here's my card Homer I made a vow on our wedding day to stay by you I may have dodged a bullet here might as well face it I'll never find anyone come on Ty take me with you I just don't want to feel no more pain you showed me you could be a really sweet guy you can make a woman very happy someday for realsies it's true you'd be quite a catch if you just shower and shave and stop swearing under your breath listen I gotta tell you I chew in my sleep yeah well I sweat blood good night both of you oh who's watching the kids are you sure Mom and Dad want us to enter a European balloon race said Shelbyville more often they have a store that just sells shoes I feel like I'm in Paris oh the famous Shelbyville Theater District can we see it play play the three dollar bills and gay gay oh song of Shelbyville from the schoolhouse [Music] [Applause] why look it's Springfield Billy [Music] what are you doing here in Shelbyville I came here for the legalized gambling springfielders are stupid it's like looking in a mirror what's a mirror that's a big city word for reversifying glass ah springfielders oh this is the worst crisis the Springfield cultural activities board has ever faced hey how about we open a fancy restaurant and when people check their hatching coats we steal them why do you come to these meetings free water there must be something else think March architect Frank Gary he could build us a concert hall like he did in Los Angeles well we could use a new HQ for the Springfield Philharmonic they're playing Gustav Mahler and abject squalor bill Snoopy stationary Dear Mr Gary would you please build a concert hall for a town hmm Frank Gary you're a genius behold the new Springfield Concert Hall [Music] get off my masterpiece you punks kids why is the cat so fat dad snowball's not fat she's just got winter fur okay she's dead oh can't breathe [Music] where's everybody going the symphony shares just started Sal we already heard that the next piece is an eight-tonal medley by Philip Glass [Music] we changed the name of the town to escape our creditors I need names people Lima Perot Gotham City Burger King preps I can be of assistance if you hand over the concert hall to me I'll assume the debt [Music] let's see now barely finished high school all you have to do is pass this drug test hmm [Music] I Bittersweet samples you lose horse tranquilizers cow power lasers Blue Bombers green goofers yellow submarines LSD Mach 3 and Trace Amounts of the human urine what there must have been a mistake [Music] we're not over feeding her we've been giving her this low-fat cat food [Music] [Applause] there you are Smokey gentlemen my prison is losing money we need more convicts in the dungeonarian dungeonarium that's catchy well I could beef up and rest by enforcing some of these old forgotten laws everyone gets a prison job at me five kicks of the same can shall be considered illegally transporting litter okay new mate you're clean I'm not supposed to be new meat I'm supposed to have your job I'm sick of you positing an alternate reality [Music] oh hello oh my God that man might be hurt guards there's a prisoner in there hey snap Simpson Mr Burns I've thought about it and I don't want to be a snitch it's not an honorable life no no there are perks a private sale extra dessert and this adorable little hat well I am a sucker for a little hat I've got an inside tip that it's all a bunch of crap okay you found your snitch excellent now what have you got for me Homer Simpson has become a snitch tell me something I don't know hey is that a gang tattoo I thought those weren't allowed yeah the gang I was in as a kid gmf Galactic mystery solvers plasma TV TV from your your mother oh that my mother tell him thanks okay tattoo man it's a month in the hole for you Smokey you've got that awful smell on you again hey that's the smell of her real family The Simpsons well whatever Smokies our cat well I don't care what you say she still loves us more don't you snowballs we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the rodentis incarcerarium you heard the boss find a rat what Tiffany's box and the thing inside is from Tiffany's homie you've never done this before how'd you afford it well if you really must know I'm a prison snitch the prison snitch is killed and that could be you because you're the prison snitch what are you jumped looking at you never seen bling bling before what is it that they have to keep snowball coming back to their house [Music] there's a jailbreak tonight how come nobody told me before I sent you an Evite you've never responded what is Bart's stealth doing in there you forgot to take some brownies at least that place is great they have a jukebox in the basement and look at the trick they taught me something don't feel originally when there's a jailbreak there's electricity in the air like the Calm before a summer storms okay okay don't panic maybe they'll Tire themselves up with their chant [Music] style befitting a French monarch Segway this red glow is the heat from a pack of inmates who are desperately looking for prison snitch Homer Simpson this massive blob over here who's attempting to hide in the kitchen area good luck blah babe there's the filthy rat we're gonna kill and his wife who sometimes drives my son home from school oh you goes down Arch come on we'll be safe in the gas chamber foreign [Music] [Music] you can come in governor we'll make these writers regret their Folly hold on a minute Governor I've been using my powers of snitching for evil but now I want a turtle for good this prison is a hell hole the guards are sadistic and cruel I can't help the way I am when I was a boy I saw my father murdered before my eyes by me I don't know I think the only fair solution is to Pardon all these Thugs and murderers you know what I missed in the joint just lying here watching you sleeping sweetly sleeping sweetly laughs I won't tell if you don't tell [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign thank you

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Length: 19min 39sec (1179 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 21 2023