FUNNY SCENES FROM THE SIMPSONS CLASSIC GOLDEN ERA SEASONS 3-12 HOMER GETS FAT, BART GETS A JOB

[Music] does your father know you're working here it was his idea in that case i'll have a whiskey sour whoa careful there annie oakley i don't have to be careful i got a gun well you probably want the accessory kit holster oh yeah bandolier i like the sound of that and this is for shooting down police helicopters oh i don't need anything like that yet just give me my gun sorry the law requires a five-day waiting period we've got to run a background check five days but i'm mad now yeah i'd kill you if i had my gun yeah well you don't there's a big [Music] dad it's three a.m can't you mutter in your room marge kicked me out uh all right go ahead pushy kids things that can tell me what to do in my house when i tell you parents these days do you hold a grudge against montgomery burns no all right maybe i did but i didn't shoot him check's out okay sir you're free to go good cause i got a hot date tonight our day dinner with fred dinner alone watching tv alone all right i'm gonna sit at home and argue the ladies in the victoria's secret catalog see us catalog now would you unhook this already please i don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment no lisa don't go upstairs you'll be trapped an axe he's got an axe i'll save you lisa uh i'll save you by calling the police hello and welcome to the springfield police department rescue phone if you know the name of the felony being committed press one to choose from a list of felonies press two if you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line you have selected regicide if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press one dad i really need to rest my back okay sweetie then you'll take over oh yeah that's a fine looking okay no big deal stupid lisa she gotta build fast cement trying all right let's see oh english side ruins must use french instructions le grill what the hell is that yeah that's one fine looking barbecue pit why doesn't mine look like that i don't why why must life be so hard why must i fail in every attempt at masonry [Applause] how could you do this to me mr burns after all i've done for you why if you were here i'd kick you right in your bony all behind boney all behind bonio behind bony all behind spawning all behind why thank you simpson i have been watching my figure well time to replenish the hot dog roller oh no it is encrusted with filth oh well let's sell it anyway now this is just between me and you smashed hat hot diggity dog we've got it mr simpson now let's mr simpson one hot dog please oh a poo will you ever stop selling spoiled meat no i mean yes i mean i think i come off very well monster run children you have disgraced the kwik-e-mart corporation but sir i was only following standard procedure ah true but it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb uh-huh and if i can obtain for you these animals i'm sorry pooh i have no choice you can no longer wear this name patch and you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles now turn in your pricing gun the other one too huh fired after all these years of loyal service i don't want to live anymore don't give me that we know i don't want to live here made that winner no no it's not worth it well children it's saturday night so let's say we let our hair down and play bombardment of bible questions yay which version shall it be st james the vogate of saint jerome vulgate it is okay for one gold star what persian king exempted the levites from taxation radio well i know no son we gotta let bart and lisa get one come on this one's easy we give up well guess book of revelations fire-breathing lion's head tail made out of snakes who else is it going to be jesus cheek geez oh don't you kids know anything the serpent of rehoboam the well of zohassadar the bridal feast of beth chad ruharazeb wait that's the kind of thing you should start learning at baptism um actually you see we are never baptized no that ain't gonna do it keepers h crackers i better call a reverend ned flanders is on the phone uh hello ned reverend emergency i you still simpson kids italy i had that baptism doodly deadly ned have you thought about one of the other major religions they're all pretty much the same oh damn flanders my god that's monstrous i've never heard of anything so negligent i'll have no part of it can you recommend a doctor who will yes hi everybody huh hi dr nick now there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself i recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with acell horizontally of course you'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group the congealed group and the chocotastic what can i do to speed the whole thing up doctor well be creative instead of making sandwiches with bread use pop-tarts instead of chewing gum chew bacon you could brush your teeth with milkshakes hey did you go to hollywood upstairs medical college too and remember if you're not sure about something rub it against a piece of paper if the paper turns clear it's your window to weight gain bye bye everybody [Music] eat around the banana dad it's just empty vitamins [Music] i don't know fish sandwich are you sure [Music] have you heard of krishna consciousness this fart is a crazy man do unto others as you would have them do unto you right that'll work a new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet blistonia hmm makes sense we're having a free get acquainted session at a resort this weekend how much is this free resort weekend it's free and when is this weekend it's this weekend uh-huh and how much does it cost um it's free i see and when is it it's this weekend and what are you charging for this free weekend come on dad the team's arriving it's free right

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Length: 9min 15sec (555 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020