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pork Chopped with gravy wait but today's not pork chop Tuesday or gravy Thursday I also set up some mirrors so you could watch hockey fights while you eat I'm just happy you're happy hey wait a minute that's not something people really feel Penny and Selma came home early from their vacation but the cleaners still haven't gotten all the black mold out of their Apartments you ate the food and looked in the mirrors they're staying I'm a Teensy bit concerned about them smoking around the children you know their lungs are so Teensy he has a point if you catch us smoking in the house even one time you can throw us out on the street you know what I trust them not to smoke that if you trust him I trust him too Bad News Bears forecast calls for nothing but rain no smoke detector Let's Roll [Music] foreign [Music] I know just the place oh oh tobacco flaming tap water I saw something about that in a documentary this one in this rural community hydraulic fracturing or fracking was greeted as a windfall Henry did you remember to turn off the slip and slide I think someone is fracking under our neighborhood if someone was fracking in our neighborhood wouldn't we know it maybe a satellite picture will give us a clue this whole building is just a facade for a drilling operation indeed it is if a green Terrace is built atop a massive Shale deposit [Music] stopping Mr Burns may be beyond the power of an eight-year-old girl with a book report due on Beezus and Ramona but I know someone who can help God charge the electric limo we're going to Springfield what about your cooldown period what about it assembly woman bar you got my emails I'm gonna hit this Mr Burns with a politician's most powerful weapon and invitation to a Committee hearing Mr Burns you can't grill underneath people's homes without their permission as chairwoman of this committee on Energy natural resources and blimp safety your fracking operation is hereby shut down what makes men like you think you can do whatever you want to our planet the planet wants to be protected and nourished and maybe even kissed [Music] you me so Monty should we find a way to continue this purely passionate Affair but you're a self-tarted liberal then you're a hard-hearted capitalist enemies by D levels by Nate um if I want to resume fracking I have to buy the mineral rates for every single parcel of land in Evergreen Terrace to win people over I'll need a Salesman who's foxy facade masks a deep gusher of greed congratulations Simpson you're now my chief energy Innovation marketing officer all you've got to do is sell fracking to your friends and neighbors woohoo I don't know fracking is one of those scary Lisa words maybe fracking isn't so bad then say yes to this raise this promotion and this flannel shirt which says I'm not screwing you over Mr Burns is a vampire sucking the lifeblood of this town and lining his coffin with cash who makes see no one insults me in a sound bite the way you do some folks will tell you that fracking's no good but what they don't tell you is hydraulic fracturing creates jobs and all those new workers are going to want to spend their earnings buying what you're selling high quality Spanish language programming high quality methamphetamines laundry homework pranks poop poop and poop but our water was on fire how could you sell fracking for Mr Burns pumping Frack cash it's a gas cash blast residents of Evergreen Terrace are undecided whether to sell their mineral rights to Mr Burns everyone who signs over their mineral rights to Mr Burns gets five thousand dollars 5 000 smackers money is like a job you don't even have to do [Applause] Mr Burns we did it everyone in the neighborhood sold us their gas rides excellent no no it's excellent it's excellent do you have the sign gas leases hold on this feels light one of these Deeds is missing a signature Marge Simpson I was counting on that money to pay for my other calf implant yup I already felt the pride of energy Independence Eric Simpson I Miss Murder you as you usually are at me why didn't you sign our water was on fire well I'm sorry but the law states that unless every single resident sells their rights Burns can't Frack drop one cheer up Marty all you lost was money but what you get is me [Music] all I lost was money consider this ill conceived Affair terminated I played this just perfectly our water was on fire oh it was on fire was I finally got a job I was good at now I have to give it up sometimes I think she and I have nothing in common nothing in common eh tell me more March like sushi I like gum that squirts in your mouth that's why I had to give my woman the old heave hoe so you don't miss that politics lady at all not for one Chinese second yeah kill dozers stop this ribbon cutting this is private property what's the matter Mr Burns never heard of eminent domain you're just doing this to get back at me for dumping you stop playing about you there's work to be done oh gravy Thursday if that woman thinks she's been scorned now she ain't seen nothing yet foreign what are you doing you're destroying this neighborhood just like you destroyed my Mansion Homer turn off that horrible machine water was and Fire wait like Miley get what you're saying fracking is great but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns hello [Music] [Applause] there was a fool to break up with your Maxine I'm sorry I turned your home into a liberal Paradise you think we could make us work oh there's free jazz on Saturdays at the art museum now they say omega-3 pills are bad for you my sister's dog had puppies what kind what kind of what [Music] like a Roomba oh Karen you are about to see the worst half hour of Television ever already then okay all three let's serve up some soup [Music] oh it's as bad as I remembered and I haven't watched it since yesterday horrible yet enthralling I'll be right home honey I just gotta lock down the reactor for the evening Simpson Mr Scrooge time for your holiday gift in your name a donation has been made to the Salvation Army oh hello heading home baby Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now oh maybe a drink will help me with my driving this court will not dispute it few people know that verdict was overturned in a sequel I better be heading home to my family hey um you okay oh yeah yeah [Music] okay okay I'll stay for one beer oh great great but don't do it out of pity pity pity half pity look I wrapped around your leg here please please please Mom where's Dad I don't know oh it's Christmas Eve man we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight but now Homer it's only fair that I give you as a gift I'm gonna set the clock in the bar to the correct time [Music] I am so so one night the one night of the year I want Homer home with his family and he can't even do that Christmas is a great time to dump them if you do it now you won't have to watch the Super Bowl I don't want you here on Christmas Birds think about what you're saying it's Sir Isaac Newton's birthday out now still forgive me I forgive him especially this time maybe not this time I miss Marge foreign what are you doing good keywords this last looked out hmm hey pal can't believe you have to work Christmas Eve maybe much would forgive me if I won the lotto give me a scratch give me another one oh please stop stop it my religion prohibits me from taking advantage of a fool more than 10 times oh thanks for your honesty Pooh is there any other product in the store you'd like to warn me about well those hot dogs began life as Twinkies if it helps I made you a card but this is the year I've got to nail Christmas I don't want to be a jaded 10 year old like you they say a boy never gets over seeing his dad in a Santa suit getting hanged and electrocuted on Christmas Eve I'll help you kid [Music] a kid but I say if Dad isn't here Christmas morning that's the kind of thing families never recover from your front door was locked so uh rather than call or knock I uh came down your chimney there I'm the one that kept home from coming home because uh well I was lonely yeah that's right me Mr potty pants so uh so don't hold it against Homer huh oh my poor homie [Music] um no answer let's go find your father [Music] someday at Christmas men won't be boys [Music] any uplifting holiday movies well let's see we've got a film about a Nutty Professor oh with Advanced Alzheimer's well if I gotta spend Christmas Eve alone at least no one will see me hey Homer yeah just because your hair shouldn't make you sad this is my 17th Christmas alone in a movie theater Landers what are you doing here Christmas is my busy season sold three pairs of scissors this month two came back Flanders are you crying listen could I buy a left-handed uh I don't know eyelash curler sure but your eyelashes are long and luxurious already are you just buying this to be nice uh maybe well this is a whole new relationship for us we'll be friends in this life and the next whoa he's getting serious is this what I really want my best friend is a great Runner I thought we were just gonna ask if he'd seen homer I'm afraid we've awoken a needy giant visitors it's Brew some weak tea and talk about the good old days make them turn the TV to CBS I made everyone happy but me some Christmas Feliz Navidad [Music] is this a dream not a dream I work at the mall can you find it in your wooden heart to give me a break all right listen Pala you want to go to a party [Music] well he's not in the neon signs store oh my God is that girl really doing that oh [Music] this party's great but all I wish is that I was drinking a beer with my kids right now I'm your present tonight oh man you found me you always find me now we just have to find your car in the mall parking lot of those chirping Keys oh well I've been faking the noise [Music] and open a present until mom and dad wake up it's 9 10 a.m oops my finger slipped so do mine [Music] thank you [Music]

Channel: Infinite Simpson

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Length: 17min 34sec (1054 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 07 2023