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how you doing you know back in the old days you found out someone was getting whacked after it was done you'd be all Hey where's so and so and everyone get all quiet like someone farted but with Che I found out in advance it was the day I had four root canals Wise Guys ain't big on dental work but cookie made me go word came down from gambini Che has got to die but I forgot where he lives I know I'm a terrible friend now now where is he so I can go kill [Music] him what' he say quit stalling Jimmy I promise I'll make it quick and painless for him okay only one of those is true what language is that stroke victim I was trying to plead for chicha's life and explained that I just been to the dentist but I couldn't get a word out ah so this is where there he is there's a good boy Jimmy they didn't find Che but they came away with [Music] something and that's why four out of five gangsters never go to the dentist but if you think Canadian Healthcare cover is Dental forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the C with a gambini but when he found out that they'd be whacking uncle it take the boss he threw him from the 19th Floor Suite wasn't much along till the M want him dead so Jimmy had no choice to talk to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a pawn so he red out his friends and M catch you on forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about [Music] it then Mario says witch head I got a suitcase full of them I knew as much as I settled in for an evening of whittling in CBC Radio I heard a report of two rowdies causing a ruckus surprise surprise it's you two we ain't drunk enough to cause no Ruckus now we're Ruckus mcole you know what your problem is you don't know how to have fun I certainly do why just last week I S no Sho across a Barren unforgiving Tundra to go ice fish oh very funny face it you boring boring eh we'll see about that barkeep fix me three prancing mounties what's that a girly drink certainly not each ingredient of the Prancing mounty is cold from Canada's finest fermenters and distillers plus 7 o of 180 proof Jamaican rum yeah yeah girly drink to Canada where 8 isn't the limit it's the [Music] minimum [Music] [Applause] J oh what happened last night where the hell am I this place looks familiar Jimmy how much did we drink I don't know it's a blur I had a horrifying nightmare in which for some reason we left Regina [Music] and holy sh balls Joanie Mitchell's paved Paradise we're in New York why are we in New York you tell me you're the detective this is clearly some kind of fever dream brought on by last night's debauchery here's what I'll do I'm going to will myself unconscious and when I awaken everything will be back back to normal M that's nuts you can't morning and jimo we really tied one on last night huh you made coffee do you know where we are we're in New York what are you stupid I had this nightmare that we were in some frozen crap hole in Canada and our name was get this McGill cuty McDougall oh my God it's the mounty from my dream wait no this is the dream or is [Music] it what does that mean this is the end of my career I can't call for help what would I say I thought I'd take the Falone boys to New York to reconnect them with the people who want them dead oh lovely that's probably work wondering where I am so don't answer it this is my work phone I have to no you don't special agent straight mol oh hello cookie thank God you answered Jimmy went out for a beer last night and didn't come home I'm so worried what if something happened I don't know what I'd do without him don't worry cookie he's uh with me he had a little too much fun last night oh I'm so relieved now tell that useless fat not to come staggering home until he soed his ass up cuz I am not dealing with a giant sweaty man baby all day oh and cheich is also with me don't care Jimmy is this your old house yeah it is but how do you know I added the last part they always leave me out why do I have to help clean out the garage I didn't do anything wrong mom found cigarette butts outside so until the culprit comes forward we're all paying for it only time I touch smokes is when I buy a war for reserve and sell them at the high school Gina that's wrong if a 300% mockup Is Wrong I Don't Want to Be Right who's this guy with Mom and why does he look like me maybe it's your twin brother that's impossible this guy's at least 20 years older than me besides this is what happened to Petey's twin why would they make a flip book of that probably so you could do this talk about shame meeting it would appear the parts of your house that haven't been vandalized and or used as a toilet have been converted into a Veterinary Clinic that's cuz this is a mob doctor's office mob doctors are usually greedy money grubbing veterinarians no kidding 50 G's for a baboon heart and I can barely climb stairs uh I think the doctor is in did you do this Che I didn't touch the guy I leave him bloody not naked well I didn't do it I have no idea what happened but the good doctor is wearing my handcuffs H boy M yes we can congratulate my decline into degeneracy later but right now we need to focus on getting out of here before doc it's Leo open the door TTY got shot in the ass again oh crap it's the gamb mini crew Dino Kick It In good day gentlemen oh yo where's the regular doc I'm his uh brother his brother huh and all these guys uh these are my interns they're uh deaf and mute so they won't be able to say a single word not a single word now let's uh get the patient into the um examining room Jimmy what's wrong with you we're deaf and mute close your eyes is the garage cleaned out yet Smokey what the hell are you doing with that I want to know who that is that's that's none of your business forget your s and do not bring it up in front of your father you hear me but who is he who is who the man in the picture what picture I don't see any picture there's no picture damn it my ring came off see what you made me do you nosy bastard shouldn't you clean any potential obstructions around the abrasion collar of the contusion so he don't get necrotic fitis I I'm sorry what shave his ass so head don't get in the hole oh of course you two prep the patient you're quite knowledgeable I grew up around here I seen more shots in the ass than a Catholic ala boy look at these clowns shaving asses for a living come on Dino let's go smoke who's he calling a clown hey I thought you was mute now he's the deaf one oh so you are the mute exactly got it wait a minute we could argue all day about who's mute and who's deaf but we really should be focusing on your ass tutty you Focus that razor on this man's ass thanks cheich no problem Jimmy you killed gambini for me it's the least I could do Jimmy guys get in here it's Jimmy Falone and Che who do I got to blow to get remembered around here guys get in here I got Jimmy F relax J gentlemen Tooty had a reaction to the anesthetic he's fine now wh what was all that about Jimmy Falcone he's probably just upset about being in the man's former house wait a sec how'd you know this was Jimmy's house well no one breaks into a random residence and paints kill Jimmy Falone on the wall just hearing that stinking rat's name makes me want to kill him and kill anyone he's with and then kill a bunch of other people on account of being so keyed up come on Dino let's go punch something flopping around I'm sorry to have to do this nice shot M I'll see if I can find us a way out of here Che put some stitches and toties behind will you why what kind of pretend doctor would I be if I allowed this man to get necrotic fitis Maron look at all these drugs pick me pick me pick me don't worry fellas I'm going to pick all of you y I found something it's a long shot but it might work follow me did you sew up the hole in his keester yeah both of them but there was only one oh who are you how do you know my mom and what was your major at Harvard [Music] of course you're my father and that's what I'd look like with boobs this is never going to work what's the matter with you mol it's all I could come up with Jimmy I'm a little stressed out so cut me some slack okay sorry where'd you find his get up anyway just inside the door of an escape tunnel in the basement Calgary Stampede let's go back where you going duck say that's a nice animal wait a sec I don't remember seeing the horse inside Dino shut up what's the matter with you he's a vet you [ __ ] this is why you still live in your mother's basement you son of a [ __ ] where the hell have you been ah crap it's Marie remember Marie there's a piece of working shoot me now Jimmy what are you doing out here with these mukes I bet you forgot our anniversary didn't you oh baby of course not I was uh just talking to the duck here about your big surprise I uh no you weren't sure I was I was explaining how if you didn't help me out I'd put you and your fancy [ __ ] horse in in the East River in small packages oh yes that this better be [Music] good great I'm back in New York and I don't even get to see it oh smells like New York back [Music] here oh so you're the one who was smoking Teresa you saw nothing I guess it makes sense everyone in this family is a big fat liar Who you calling fat and Who you calling a liar wait no I'll give you that one now I know why I don't fit in because the man in that picture is my real father but you and pop are so alike I can't even finish that maybe this needle dick is your father does that make pety a bastard yeah so nothing's changed mock all you want I'm going to Harvard to find my dad H the guy graduated from Harvard it's not like he lives there yeah the only people who live at their schools are janitors and Harry Potters I know it's just a starting point in my search for my is somebody smoking it's pey I knew it going to Harvard [Music] bye ah this is the slowest goddamn horse in New York somebody give him some hay or something yo DC what gifts Jesus H defen Baker did we steal a plane you're killing my anniversary here tell the horse to go faster or someone's going to be shaving your ass tonight help me out here what the hell is that course stimulant from the Vets office Jesus Che who finds random drugs and and then just take some I do Jimmy it's called living yeah well don't get any big Ideas ow I don't feel nothing I think that was a duck hell of a th bread you got there duck that gives me an [Music] idea that horse better come up a winner or it's the glue factory for him the cement shoe store for you and the supermarket for me kill makes me hungry I think we can totally do this I think we can totally do this every moment of my life has led me to doing this let's do [Music] this it's a beautiful morning at Belmont the sun is shining the horses are ready and the Great Canadian invasion was a false alarm I don't know what you did at the park but do it again as soon as you hear the Bell we took speed lots of speed I never thought I'd say this but thank God for illegal drugs in Gate five we've got Saucy buckets and in Gate six we have obviously a pantomim horse that's the horse's name folks not the description it's a good [Music] name [Music] did we win the important thing is did we have fun and no we did not damn it I needed that money to find my way out of this horrible life what did you just say I said let's go put that stinking animal out of our misery yeah that's what I thought you [Music] said so this is Harvard I always wondered when you would realize the truth my son [Music] father come join my research team Peter I'm developing a pill that cures global warming but how it makes human FL flatulence refill holes in the ozone layer you said flatulence that's science for farts he come home to m m no I'll be your mama okay Peter Frampton McDougall get off this bus right now I want to meet my real father keep this up up and I'll see to it you me Jesus now come on I always thought that if I died inside a horse it would be more sexual that's shaky Dino banzini guy can't shoot to save his life keep move until he runs out of bullets hey yo Sila keep still Leo you got to see this you kill him yet how you like that the horse has got moves that gives me an [Music] idea so this is just a horse dancing for three hours see what happens when you gloss over rehearsals how could you think I'd have a kid with someone other than your father because I look so much like that guy he's your uncle my brother Paulie The Brainiac you have a brother why'd you keep him a secret from us your father put him through Harvard but when he found out what pop did for a living paully ratted him out on a two- bit gambling thing pop did a year in Attica oh so obviously Paulie's dead now Jimmy let it slide as long as we never spoke of Paulie again you are definitely your Father's son mainly because you're both dopes and cuz Paulie got pissed picked up exposing himself in the subway what a sicko getting naked in public weren't you once a stripper that was for money which is socially acceptable I told you the script needed w we should have hired David Mammoth and have the horse saying all over the stage no thanks we got to retool maybe do out of town previews bottom line is the horse is done I'm replacing him with Nathan Lane obviously a pmime horse your time is up it's going to be horse Stakes tonight boys so this is how it ends to be fair I knew we were dead after Rex re's review mol where you been not trying to get tickets for this debacle I'll tell you that but thank the Northern Lights you're still alive we won't be for long if you don't get us out of here boys I owe you an apology this Escapade was clearly the result of my trying to prove I was fun we owe you an apology you're a freaking wild man yeah this is the best time I've had in years of course I can't remember that many years but still thank you gentlemen that means a lot coming from you all right let's mop up the circle jerk cuz we're in big trouble [ __ ] up boys we're going back to Canada yeah in a pine box no the same way we came on the backs of prancing mounties I'm scared scared Jimmy me too who knows where we could wind [Music] up I'm on [Music] it we're home we did it we better it where you been Pop I got drunk dressed as a horse ran for my life you know weekend stuff I did some stupid stuff too you know what they say pety if you like my father then you'll like my son that's not at all what they say whatever you're the one with the brains do I smell smoke it's probably pey what's wrong with you don't you don't smoke it'll kill you all right see you later Broadway and not a word of this to anyone Jimmy for Canada where how you doing who am I none of your business what's it to you you're writing a book that's how I'd be talking if I was still in the MOB the ancient Italian Code of Silence known as omerta required us to keep our mouth shut it all started back in Sicily where the mob made an example of anyone who opened their [Music] mouth like this guy all he did was ask a cop for directions after that no one ever talked to the [Music] cops in fact no one ever talked to anyone just to be on the safe [Music] side even if my great grandpa's pants were on fire he still would have kept his mouth shut hell of a God the whole village grinded to a halt they had to come up with some way to [Music] communicate and that's why Italians talk with their hands because of om huh I don't think that's true pop oh yeah ow you know what that means or did I stutter uh forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the C with a gambini but when he found out the they be whacking Uncle Che he take the boss he threw him from the 19 floor Suite wasn't much along till the M want him dead so Jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a on so he red out his friends and M catch you on forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about [Music] it this coret so tight my boobs are coming out my back why are we here I got to support my boss's side business cuz he supports my Wednesdays Tuesdays and Thursdays off dinner where someone gets whacked it's like I'm back home except I'm dressed like an [ __ ] oh oh no someone shoot him Rancher Dan ooh the cavalry's here albe it unscripted roll with it everyone don't mind me I'm just here to see Buffalo Jump Toby you can't wear that I can't even wear that Jimmy I'm afraid I have some pressing news great tell us at home let's go f Canada we're White people still think wearing these is okay oh dances with horse make big I'm angry run many Paces am I right guys all right mol so what's this news there's no easy way to say this oh crap we're moving again who' you R out this time hop along sack of [ __ ] I for one welcome a fresh start that's cuz you got caught in class with a sleep boner it's your grandmother in Sicily no I'm afraid she's dying no why God why that woman is insane roll out the fluffy red caret Jesus cuz there's an angel coming take me instead Lord no take me take them both God please I know your pain I was absent when my own dear grandmother passed this say she shrieked my name as the grizzly bear tore into her when I heard about your Nona I resolved to bring her here for a final farewell are you out of your freaking mind I don't want to see her I hate that [ __ ] she's the whole reason I had an eaten disorder I don't understand you were all so upset when I said she was dying she's family you got to make a Big Show in case God and all the neighbors are watching but if finds out we ratted on the mob yeah we don't worry non's practically komos she'll have no idea where she is I'm not taking that chance we got to be ready to make her think it's the old life no witness protection no cops nothing's changed that might be tricky she lands in 2 hours I'm coming [Music] [Applause] [Music] Jesus [Music] all right one more time forget it about it what the hell's wrong with you sorry I'm nervous you heard me say it like a million times it's here see what did I tell you sh Jimmy uh that's right Nona it's Jimmy Winnipeg Jets she's up that means you're up Sero make it good forget aloud in so J me I see you bring her the [ __ ] hello Nona and the cry baby Sant Luchia don't feed the this one after midnight and here's a the fat one hi Nona it's nice to see Maron the E of the leaves evening Nona you're looking lovely okay Nona good to see you let's get this visit over with hey wa for your cousin what cousin what a cousin says it the Porky Pig a that's nice aonia come meet Dante's Inferno you know that's your cousin right technically not I'm a McDougall too bad it's way hotter if she's your cousin okay let's get you home Nona you must be tired tired of your face we know go home I want to see Statue of Liberty uh NOA obviously we're in uh New York which we are but uh Statue of Liberty is a tall order why this is a city that never sleep and never take a bath oh we go you idiot apologize to Nona like the stinking dog that you are heyo babba eyes a real a sorry there Nona Malona Jesus Christ I don't know why but I like you now take me to Lady Liberty how you doing pan I'm [Music] cheich she looking smaller yeah uh budget cuts thanks a lot Obama we go ah America he's so romantic it sure is we invented drive-thru wedding chapels so Petro you have a sweetheart no I just haven't met the right cousin girl I mean girl you know that's your cousin's ass you're groping would you stop reminding me houses are small business bad Jimmy no uh the mansion's being renovated this is P's house is a py in a family business yeah yeah he's a chip off the old block pety show abalonia to a room don't tell me what to do in my own house do you believe this [ __ ] NOA I made eggplant Palm just for you you hungry eggplant no you just put cheese on a dirty sock this will be your room huh plastic sheets it's not what you think I'm just a bed weter in a village I always dream of America now I am here with handsome cousin like a dream come true if dreams came true I'd be your handsome cousin oh wait Petro will you show aonia big banana banana well it's kind of yellow and curves left Oh you mean the Big Apple I thought you meant my penis whoa that's the first time I've ever said penis in front of a girl you don't know what I'm saying do you penis penis penis penis I like you old hag wouldn't know good eggplant Palm if it smothered her in her sleep with my favorite pillow no no just because she spat it back onto her plate doesn't mean she didn't like it Jimmy I think if she finds out she won't tattle she's family she's Sicilian we broke omera that sh runs deeper than blood I smell the rat oh no that's the horse excuse for cooking where's all your friends big sheet it's big shot I know what I say no friends to pay respect to Nona something not a ride here put in a bath Dro in a toaster butter boom pine box back to Italy if she's on to us we got to send her back right now if we send her back she'll know we're on to her being on to us Gina run a bath I'll get the [Music] toast oh eggplant bar so you want a way out of this I know just a guy to talk to who I said who's that now you know who I mean it's thank you ah I said Timmy who's Timmy you know your friend there gono Toby that's the guy Tony oh Gina you're gross still tastes better than a [ __ ] [Music] eggplant [Music] all right we want to hire your Mystery Dinner murder theater Tippy Toby as long as it starts with a T shut up Robbie it's got to be a New York gangster theme ooh I love gangster stories New Jack City boys in the hood The Goonies what Goonies I'm talking a mafia Che this is not a good idea how dare you come into my nephew's house and disrespect me like this I go to Kitchen I minded my business you see Taco that's the kind of authenticity we're looking for don't you worry authenticity is our new middle name at the East Side authentic players East Side Toby this fighting's got on too long we got to bring the families together end the Bloodshed and eat some pasta bloody shed macaroni Mama Mia Abba's the best that's insulant and kind of racist but you got the job oh Jimmy you won't be disappointed that's not true but whatever don't Moosh this up the only thing I'll be mushing are the Italian Peas I think I want to kill him already that's good use [Music] that a did you come running to me because you're scared of the Thunder no I come cuz you scared of a Thunder thank you I like you I like you too abalonia but we're cousins cousins it's just a word but it's forbidden except in Kentucky and parts of Manitoba what about Regina you no we're not in New York yes I no understand but I no [Music] care I'm sorry I cannot I know it's wrong but it feels so right what can we do I get the new sheets and pajama bottoms [Music] hey everybody look it's Jimmy spaghetti and the spaghetti family and you brought the little meatball ooh she looks mad Toby I told you to call us the Falone family it's very important I thought about it Jimmy but FAL cone is just too on the nose are you kidding me Jimmy you're Scottish I worked in Italy ceramic tile Bazaar for 3 years I know a thing or two about the land of grout and marble get those cotton balls out of your mouth you look like an idiot but that's what Marlin Brando used in his portrayal of the G's not even Italian and for the record neither is bror and why is there a Mexican flag up there Jimmy we're walking a tight RPP here and it's windy careful not to blow your cover which cover that I'm a gangster or I'm not a gangster I don't know my mind's racing to keep up Macho be to seriously it's way better if you don't talk Jimmy this is all terrible Nana's not going to buy it oh is that help Pino I'm going to get an autograph hey Jimmy spaghetti with the great big belly eat you want more ranch dip for your pizza Bagels look at that Larry Linguini who let such a snake into this Gathering of Honorable Men toss him out with the rest of the garbage wink wink I hope you're enjoying the show of respect show of respect right Nona I go to the lady's room and drop how you say h cookies egg plant parmesan I think she's buying it we're going to be okay we're more than okay I'm Facebook friends with Pino hey everyone we we just got married [Applause] what and someone killed Larry [Applause] [Music] lingen my baby boy is married to his freaking cousin we have to abort I agree I do not want a two-headed cousin baby running around no Jimmy the mission first we got to break up this marriage before Nona finds out and tells half of sis that abalonia married pety Falone by the way Jimmy my congratulations little something for the happy couple a you shouldn't have will you forget about that just go keep Nona in the bathroom cook you scare some sense in abalonia I'll go beat the [ __ ] out of py look I know in the old country people marry the cousins all the time but you don't want to be married to a pimply chronic masterb plus look at you and look at him you're so beautiful and he's he's handsome strong what are you a crackhead the guy's a loser what is a loser a gavone an idiot a bone head I have to love him but you got a choice ah see see I want a second don't to you a disrespect to my [Music] husband oh hey what just making sure he's sharp hey and a no the big boss says you got to stay in the washroom cuz Larry Linguini's killer is still running around B Bingo such a nice boy shut up your face selfa Mountain that is Unholy I know you're disappointed you weren't at the ceremony but our love just couldn't wait I don't give a crap about your ceremony she's your cousin you bang him you don't marry him what is this Kentucky no it's Regina and guess what my wife knows and she doesn't care you told her this ain't New York are you nuts oh God I got to talk to cookie Che keep pey away from abalonia you can't keep us apart we're family now again still you know I'm starting to like this chick I think she really loves my boy Bo welcome to the family she was already in the family don't ruin this Gina hey Jimmy spaghetti I needed to talk to you not now Toby how dare you disrespect to me at the wedding of your son to my daughter what's he say nothing kiss me daughter what the [ __ ] are you talking about the wedding threw me off I had to improvise which is why we're now called the Eide authenticity improvisational players another domain name I have to check never mind the wedding but this Union will bring our families together what a wedding if your boy hurts a my girl I'll kill you Jimmy please ad do why you want to be married look at me I'm Free as a bird I got my options open Sky a limit you live alone in a basement never let it go you hear me never let it go and name your firstborn after me I don't care how many heads it's got excuse me everyone I've always said there's nothing more important than family and apparently my son agrees with a Vengeance so it's my honor to announce the first dance between peety cookie no and his beautiful and surprisingly stabby bride abalonia oh dear God let's do this Nona stop right there pey spaghetti you thought you fooled us with this elaborate and unscripted wedding well you didn't you murdered Larry [Music] Linguini Aon marster this family bring a shame to me crime murder but no more NOA calm down please Co no no stop I'm not in the mob anymore I ratted out my old bosses and now I'm in witness protection in [Applause] Canada is it true Jimmy is it true Nona I'm just a civilian now a schnuck no no so thank you Jesus finally jimy here the light your cover's blown I'll have you inside the Arctic Circle by morning that's further north isn't it Jimmy that's so far north teach will probably bang Santa's wife take a ball Jimmy quick Jimmy McDougall everybody brought to you by the Eide authenticity improvisational surprise ending players SOA you're not mad no Jimmy for once I'm proud of you but I betrayed omera I don't care about omera it's just a big stupid stereotype about Sicilians now I'm going to go and make a nice Pizza Pie does this mean aalon and I have your blessing no appon no Mar the monster who kill a lar Linguini how you doing it's me Gina yeah I'm driving I'm not wearing a seat belt neither blow me before pops became the fattest stool pigeon in history he was my hero if there was an award for father of the year pop would have got it D Francesco says hello then this happens so I look at the FBI guy and say you stinking feds can blow me I ain't testifying against nobody then the man from the FED says but the mob is going to kill you and your whole family Jimmy you with me so far kid I get it you're turning rat just wait there's more if you testify we can give you immunity do you know what immunity means get off with the [ __ ] puppets now pops is the puppet and the FEDS are the ones pulling the string this is the thanks I get for saving all your lives and if you don't think I'm better off dead than living in Canada's icy butt crack forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the C with a gambini but when he found out that they'd be whacking Uncle G he take the boss he threw him from the 19th Floor Suite wasn't much along till the M went in dead so Jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the feds the say they help if they could use him as a p so he red out his friends and M catch you on forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about it you clowns think you can avoid me we have nap time together every day now Co It Up the new kid already took our money what are you little crap stains trying to pull who's this new kid just give me another wedgie and let me go another wedgie who gave you the first one this is going to be [Music] fun yeah hide behind the skinniest statue on Earth dumbass I know this looks bad but for once I'm innocent I think the furnace is on the fritz what's 10° an American don't no depends on the exchange rate apologies for the intrusion but I'm here to save the day what's with the panty hose it's a unitard I'm Maple man Maple man Canadian Superhero fighting minor infractions and belligerant everywhere you look you and a toted captain Leaf Teresa why are you dressed up as sapling girl Maple man's trusty sidekick who's always getting him out of sticky situations I'm just wearing what they gave me for my job as a booth bab at Regina ComicCon do you know what this means of course not you'll be working with Bentley wither Moon the renowned actor who plays Terrence Timber AKA Maple man sounds like a lot of nerds I better bring my pepper spray Teresa you have to introduce me to him so much of my belief system is based on the teachings of maple man well it's 100 bucks for an autograph 300 for a photo or a th000 to brush his hair I have to go sell my stamp collection he can I borrow your brush Gina you have irreparably damaged school spirit here at slen Dion Elementary don't worry a HS will go on the only place that'll accept you now my dear is Our Lady of Peace School for Wayward girls not the nuns no anything but the nuns that's right enjoy that juice while you still can the only snacks the nuns will give you are warm holy water and stale Body of Christ [Music] yummy thank you for coming Mr McDougall I came as soon as I got your call you got a real sultry phone voice well I'm afraid Gina's in a great deal of trouble your fancy skeleton statue nearly crushes her and she's the one in trouble you got a lot of nerve Professor next thing you know she be blaming you for this hat that I stole out the special head kit well we talked her down to a one-day suspension pretty good for your old man huh just wait till I get my hands on that kid who framed me knock out his teeth for me will you I miss Reading Rainbow for this 5 seconds and I'll be shaking hands with a syndicated television Legend okay that's it for today Maple slup man will be back tomorrow for some reason Tera Teresa introduce me uh Tabitha I had some notes regarding your booth babing skills shall we discuss them over a drink sorry I left my fake ID at home don't worry no one asks for ID in my hotel room yeah no I'm really tired from winsing at people's breath all day most girls in your position would leap at the chance to get a few tips from an industry veteran sorry you were in the war but thanks anyway see you tomorrow Teresa you got to introduce me to buzz off nerd oh KY I didn't recognize you in your [Music] pajamas can I answer you a question shoot you ever worried it I said shoot come on it's your turn oh right you missed what a loser cheich you ever worry things are slipping out of your control yeah but I got special Underpants for that it's this mystery kid at school he's haunting me and I don't even know what he looks like the kid without a face how am I supposed to sleep now let me tell you Francis Bacon once said no wait it was Kevin Bacon he said knowledge is power yeah I should Snoop around find out who this kid is good idea cheich oh and if you call me a loser again I'll slice youring off you're tough but fair get the file on the new kid and check the teacher's lounge for snacks not in that order what the hell is this in case you got to hack into the main frame or some [ __ ] hey why is my locker open what the hell is this it's a picture of the best summer of my life car on I'm back that's for getting me suspense ended not that I care but still and that's for breaking Seline thean what was that for that's cuz I missed you I'm impressed must have took a lot of determination to track is down you know your pop killing my pop and all it gets you out of bed in the morning that then I wanted to see you again musling in on my marks was a nice touch and you're short shut up I grew one and a qu inches since last summer I mean on the V you chisling moo I got expenses taking a cab all the way from Brooklyn wasn't cheap the meat is still running you want to lift to your house what was I born yesterday come on I'm going to find cheat sooner or later hopefully sooner these vendettas take a lot out of you well good luck finding him the guy's a phantom he lives in the shadows and moves as silent as a warm breeze hurry up Gina cheat Falone is getting bored anyway Carmine I ain't going to make getting the cheat easy for you I wouldn't want you to last time I had any real fun was when you and me mixed it up at Camp you mean when I kicked your ass how do you know I didn't let you kick my ass and the gloves are off if you say so I left your juice box in some crackers see you soon you backstabbing son of a [ __ ] open this door right now and I'll let you keep some of your limbs fruit punch oh you remembered my favorite what's she doing here replacing someone who doesn't know how to play ball oh I know how just not with yours sadly Tabitha you lack the talent portray a convincing sapling girl like it takes talent to have a unitad jammed up your butt I'll have you know I majored in unitards at juliard come on pety let's get away from Dr to who wants me to touch his wiener but I sold my stamp collection I told you the furnace wouldn't fix itself now the toilet water's frozen I know I've been chipping yellow ice all night trying to get my cell phone out Chas drw the deuce and it's just sitting there mocking me that's it I'm calling the repair man is cheich here nope damn it between you and me you don't really like cheich much sh do you what are you talking about he's great I mean he's all right he means well actually he doesn't but he's my uncle what do you want but if he wasn't around no more we'd be okay right maybe you would but who the hell would I hang out with what did you kill him how do you do it me and Ma have a bet holy crap I was kidding around you did kill him Jesus Christ jetah I didn't touch him I haven't seen him since last night it's all my fault kid relax I saw him an hour ago he went to them nerd Olympics with Teresa why' you think he was dead I'll tell you on the way come on and I wasn't crying what do you mean you can't get here for two days it's so cold I can see chicha's breath I thought ComicCon was going to be a comedy show for convicts you know where every punchline is don't drop the soap you know who should be in prison Bentley with the moon he almost was three times but he always got off it's ironic nothing sticks to Maple man why you sticking up for him the guy's a pig he's not a pig he's the product of the Forbidden Love between man and maple tree you just can't see the real him past your nerd boner by the way you should wear a jock under that costume man I ain't seen so much butt crack since we extorted the plumbers unit maybe there was something else you did wrong he fired me cuz I wasn't put out what guy sounds like a creep no respect for the ladies yo space jugs let's see if I can come in [Music] peace cookie shame on you for even thinking of calling a repair man when you have me a housewife alone a repair man oh this reminds me of a dirty movie I saw does it range H there's nothing like using your hands to bring back the heat good thing I brought my big tool that was a line in the movie did you ever appear I don't know what you're referring to cookie I'm just here to perform some sweaty dirty work that's another line you're the r repair man damn my gambling days I knew that video would come back to haunt me sir can I see your wristband how is this the first I'm hearing about gambini kid what I got to tell you every little thing you doing our lives are at stake what if he squealed on us to the mop then we'd be having this conversation in Hell the day cheats gets taken out by a six-year-old I'll eat my shirt well get ready to choke down some polyester cuz this kid's the real deal got a little crush there kid yeah I mean no shut up dumbass all right to be continued now let's find chich quick before we wind up relocated to Yellow Horse or white knife or someing place God you can almost smell The Virginity in [Music] here hello I'm down here how you doing I'm Gina's friend that's funny cuz Gina doesn't have any friends oh you calling me a liar genus Mom nobody calls me a liar where do you get get off what did somebody drop a deuce in your cereal this morning you're dried up old Floy oh yeah okay now it makes sense come on in and wait for her so what's a guy got to do to get some milk and cookies around here oh you're a hungry little Spar plug ain't you yeah hungry for Revenge good [Music] one hello cookie nice to finally meet you Che you're bigger than I imagined has everyone seen my movie who wants cookies hey where'd you go oh my God oh my God hey you're not Che no [ __ ] you little monster oh Jesus Mol a where did it go where did it go it's gone hold me Randy TI cookie get a hold of yourself who was that crazed demon child it was Gina's friend oh that explains a lot but why was he have to Che I don't know let's go down to the comic book convention and ask him a comic book convention and I get to kill Che double win Che I hope Pop's having better luck finding cheat than I am ow Gina that's for locking me in my locker thanks for the snacks though hey can I ask you something say you do off Uncle Che what next oh I got plans I want you and me to run away together hit the open road like Bonnie and Clyde you want to get gunned down in slow motion at the end of an old movie no I mean the bank robbing Parts but none of the kissy Parts ew you're gross maybe the Huggy Parts don't get your hopes up sicko but look do you really got to kill my uncle of course I do good luck finding cheich in this joint the man's a Master of Disguise and concealment he could be standing right behind me and you'd never know y Gina spot your uncle Che a couple of bucks for a slice will you damn it I've been looking for for you mister not another one look Junior I know what you're thinking but I ain't your father holy crap you're even dumber than the Legends time to put you out of my misery no look everybody it's a [ __ ] from Game of Thrones look funny huh they never look as tall in person but this is Official Police business let me in not until I see see a wristband sir can we wrap this up soon sugar cheeks I'm getting right as cramp oh what's the meaning of this you me wannabe in season 1 episode 4 of The Adventures of maple man you vow to stand against Injustice no matter where it occurred even if the hour was late and the location less than convenient if you want to quote the show to me that's an extra $60 silence Maple man stands for fairness equality and decency you stand for none of those things you egocentric misogynous hypocrite how dare you how dare you sir you have no right to fill the sacred maplan unitard security sure hide behind your goons oh hi jety Maple man thank God God you're here I fell through this table uh would cheich McDougall please proceed to the information desk that's the big table near the front door if you get confused tell a grownup you lost uh over and out well if it ain't Jimmy Falcone oh come on look at you excuse me te McDougall do not come to the information desk repeat do not make up your mind gee kid you got the same psychotic Spock in your eye as your old man I also got his propensity for violent blood soaked revenge and his inability to whistle kid look I owe you a huge apology I'm sorry for what happened with your pops he was a well I won't say a good man he was a man let's leave it at that you call that half ass tap dance an apology you murderized him he was going to kill my uncle then I would have had to kill him back so we skipped his step but don't take it out on Che I'm the guy you want don't worry I promis Gina I'd never touch you who's worried but that's nice she's a good kid oh she's great easy there Romeo but listen you kind of already got your revenge on me how do you figure look at me look around you I'm living like a schnuck here I mean my life ain't bad but it's a far [ __ ] cry from good know what I mean oh for Christ's sake for the last time kid I never banged your mother let me tell you something you ignominious little snot stain I am a classically trained actor if it weren't for all the money I make and during these weekends with you hosis ridden cretans I'd never be caught dead in this asinine outfit providing masturbatory fantasy fodder for overgrown Adolescent twerps and furthermore I hate Canada and maple man can gobble my knob did you get that Teresa he's a one take wonder and post I hate Canada and maple man can gobble my knob you look fat in that suit Teresa that's not nice what [ __ ] took my job I told you I wouldn't make this easy for you so you're going to have have to go through me you know for a guy you can't stand you sure do seem to care a lot about cheich trust me this is killing me I'm going to regret it the next time he opens his mouth wait a sec does your mother do hoop waxes down at the Korean spa see what I mean all right I changed my mind about offen Che but not about what that sounds mushy so spit it out nah something's a better left unsaid what are you chicken shut up I'm no chicken you're a chicken yeah yeah I'm rubber your glue just shut the up and tell me I didn't change my mind about how much I like you um I'm glad about that and being glad hurts my face you make my face hurt too Gina so what do you say you and me shake down a couple of these booths why not these dogs have been bullied all their lives they know the drill you're under arrest for assaulting a police officer young man it's maximum security juvie for you it'll be no picnic my fine friend Lights Out by 10 and only 4 hours of social media per day M wait a guess I'll have to take a rain check guess so but those [ __ ] screws won't keep me down for long you're going to wait for me screw that that's my gal well son I hope you picked up some Comics to read where you're going for Canada a Dumping Ground for American culture since [Music] 1867 I knew it there is a more North yes Jimmy and this is where we'll be until I'm certain The elusive Carmine gambini is no longer a threat how soon did he give you the slip somewhere between the washrooms and the parking lot that's my boy pety did you see how many hits our maplan video got yeah but look what they're calling it idiot fan pwned by mapl man I can't take this no more I'm walking home I'll just head south how hard can it be which way is south we're so far north it's all fraking South oh god oh oh

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Published: Fri Dec 01 2023