Hollywood Squares - January 1999

down Hollywood Boulevard With The Wind in my face life is good this week from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Kevin Eubanks Martin Mo comedian Margaret Joe from the NY Renee Taylor comedian writer Carol leaper star of the hugley DL hugley Debbie Dunning from Home Improvement comedian Craig shakers and starring whoopy Goldberg with Tom Bron your host all on Hollywood Squares and here's Tom berser welcome good to have you all with us welcome to Hol squares we have an attractively boxed set of nine celebrities let's welcome them hello Stars H good to have you with us sure she's always a cynic in a bunch but then again she's one of the bosses so we we just we charm her along Let's uh let's welcome our our contestants Miz Circle that's a lovely it's a lovely Blast by the way uh tell us about yourself uh my name is Crystal Le I'm from the Cayman Islands and I am an office assistant manager manager or manager assistant office whatever that is what I don't know and I used to teach dance for children and tumbling for Tots and I like to sing you taught tots how to Tumble I taught them how to Tumble I had tots they tumble on their own you don't need a teacher for well good good luck Welcome to Hollywood Square it's great to have you here and uh Mr X tell us about yourself well my name is Jake renthal I'm a corporate Securities attorney originally from Houston Texas and I love Fine Art and I hope to someday own an art gallery oh good well we'll we'll try to fund that for you all right Welcome to Hollywood Squares here's uh here's how it works in order to win you got to get three of these stars in a row either across up and down or diagonally you have to decide if the answers are giving a correct or they're just making them up that's how you get the squares now who won the tossb back stage trist all right tristal you get to start I'd like to start with Margaret Cho please Margaret Cho okay it's it's fine top day on Hollywood Squares these creatures Margaret are responsible for the most human deaths worldwide what are they the most human deaths um the rat the rat I disagree the mosquito circle gets the square Theo yeah when they go around chopping people of something no they just bite they suck the blood out you drop like a stone how much blood could they suck well they get a gang together you know they show up all right Jake uh I'd like to go with Debbie Dunning Debbie Dunning who wouldn't okay two time girl hi Debbie welcome his real name is regginald Kenneth Dwight but we know him as something else what I believe that is Elton John I agree good Elton John X gets the square all right crystal Craig Shoemaker Craig Shoemaker from VH1 My Generation hey Craig I was I was I was flirting with Crystal before the show that's why she called on yes now Mrs Shoemaker joins us uh a a sheetbend Spanish bow line and heaving line Bend are types of what uh that would be fraternity hazing and that would be a joke but not a very good one okay that was a actually I I watch a lot of this wrestling wrestling moves I agree those are knots knots X gets the square I have my fingers crossed all right Jake well I'd like to go with whoopy for the win okay wopster hey what what diet book has taken the country by storm favoring red meat and butter over vegetables like carrots and corn isn't that bulimia for beginners um oh what would that be a joke no actually that was my answer you haven't seen it have you no I haven't um I think it's called The Zone I will disagree it's called sugar busters x gets the square and the RN all right Jake you've got $1,000 and we're going to have another ,000 game and Crystal's going to try to figure out where she goes to work every day we'll tell you when we come back stay there okay welcome back to Hollywood Square it's going to get started with another1 thousand game this one has a little different so we're going to also have the secret square if either of you pick the secret square and our correct here is what you'll win it's a state-of-the-art home theater worth over $3,700 all right let's show you folks at home who the secret square is now you know now Jake you won the last game that means you get to start this one uh I'd like to start with Renee Taylor Renee Taylor from the Manny Rene Rene Renee in um in 1847 Benjamin Franklin and George Washington both appeared on the very first what uh Barbara Walter special no uh uh paper money uh or pennies I disagree US postage stamps X gets the square all right crystal you said Craig threw you off when he was flirting with you get back on the horse now take a start Kevin you Banks please Kevin from the show Kevin Kevin what a what is a group of bears called a group of Bears called oh man a group of bears uh whole bunch of Bears um uh bad football team no well actually I used to play in this band and all the women used to call us dogs for you know so we named the band dogs so I would say Bears is a band music group of bears is a band I disagree a sleuth a slof I'd never heard that circle gets the square I no idea I learn things here bears with like yeah magnifying Bear yeah Jake margar Cho please margar Cho all right Margaret Margaret what does zip stand for in zip code zero Improvement in postal service I'm going to get shot now you know you're sticking with that yeah are you t uh I'm going to disagree really yes uh zoning Improvement plan X gets the square okay Crystal Craig shoe maker for the block Craig to block you need me crystal all right Craig what are the colors of the Canadian flag well after their economy is so bad it's faded to a beige what that would be I actually know the answer to this yes it is a red maple leaf and it's in white so it's red and white I agree red and white you got your block Circle get the square all right Jake uh DL hugley please all right DL hugley from hugle on a D good to have you with us if you have a now just to bear with me on this one dl if you have a circumorbital hematoma what do you have a circumorbital hematoma you should call me when you're having a GED Hollywood Squares let me see I'm gonna say I read something about that that's a pimple a pimple I disagree it's a black eye X gets the Square all right crystal Carol leafer for the block Carol leafer supervising producer of the Larry Sanders show you suffer from Aura phobia what do you fear Carol I actually know this because I was a psych major it is fear of guys named allur no I actually do know this it is uh because I did a lot of work in the Everglades it's fear of alligators fear of alligators I agree fear of cats fear of cats now Jake we can't just give you the win like you know like it's nothing you have to earn that yourself um well then I'll go with Whoopi for the win all right wher all right whoopy now he could have gone either way he's got two ways to win here you or Carol I can't tell what's going on he said what it went up there what okay a glamour pole whipster revealed 41% of women have done this in the nude what that's sex you know cuz it's so hard to take everything off and then put it back um housework I disagree hous workk circle gets the square and you are still in this Crystal Debbie ding for the win all right Debbie Debbie which came first the chicken or the egg got to get the hard ones well let's say the chicken brought it I agree actually the egg reptiles were laying eggs thousands of years before chickens appeared so X gets the square interesting game we got going here all right now I will try Martin Mo for the win Martin oh back Mar is our secret Square okay for the win the secret Square Prize Martin in 1973 at passed Jupiter to become the first spacecraft sent out of the solar system was it Explorer 1 Enterprise five or Pioneer 10 that would have to be the Pioneer 10 I will agree Pioneer 10 x get the square and the win and the secret Square priz let's hear about it the RCA home theater premere series projection TV with digital focus and advanced twin tuner picture in picture and the RCA forehead highi stereo BCR to capture the qualtity of DSs programming and play it back at your convenience this Hightech video package is worth $3,798 He congratulations da good game you can still come roaring back we got a $2,000 game when Hollywood Squares returns right after this stay right there welcome back the Hollywood Squares Crystal fear not $2,000 game here you could come roaring back or you could just be you know backing the truck up to the bank here Jake we'll see how it plays out now you should know if we run out of time during this or any other game you'll get $500 for every Square you have on the board that's important counts towards your cash total Whoever has the most cash is the champion all right getting a $2,000 game and Jake you won the last one so you get to start this one uh the very funny Martin Maul Martin Maul hone for uh for Nixon and Kissinger salt was an acronym for what salt was an acronym well they had met uh they were longtime friends they met in at their military induction um it stands for uh stand and lower trousers there was also a handshake that went with it that I can't show you but oh come on Martin we want to see you will get to see later I believe it was a strategic arms limitation treaty I agree strategic arms limitation talks circle gets the square I said believe yeah you're right crystal didn't say Mar Margaret shout please Margaret show all right Margaret okay Margaret Playboy claims that in Manila airport officials seized adult magazines from travel Travelers and shredded them to make what shoes for Melda Marcos actually no she has enough shoes the real answer is parade confetti parade confetti I disagree they shredded Playboy to make Bibles circle gets the square whoa is it what is it like a flipping Bible where you just kind of it's It's the only Bible it's the only Bible with noticeable Staples I think and the only Bible that has a fold out the okay okay I'm going to go with whoopy Goldberg for the block all right Jak all right wster I like them what do onethird of all Americans do while still sitting on the toilet I'm going back to my other answer Jake sex except 23ds of them don't have it because it's too hard never mind um it just takes a second for it to uh I think it's Reed I agree one third of all Americans flush while still sitting on the e e no all right Krystal we can't give you that you have to earn it yourself whoop be for the win I thought you might go there I don't care whoopy this Italian created Madonna of the Rocks one of his earliest Major Works he is sh the penell sh the pen sh the pen you know you try to make them work you try to make the jokes work and you do what you can um you know I'm sorry Crystal you look good girl I just want to put that out no matter what course the colors work the lipstick and the thing you have it going on okay um Italian creative Madonna on the Rocks I'm gonna say da Vinci I disagree D Vinci DCI okay you are still alive here Jake you got that X I'm sorry and you get the P I wanted you to have some money Crystal now look here Jake you got $2,000 get something to CST no Jake Jake sister's just trying to get some find your Center don't get intimidated don't get intimidated go ahead black woman man I'd like to go with Debbie Dunning please all right de okay this uh this president was said to have slept 12 hours a day complete his reelection slogan keep cool with who God there's so many that fit that description I'd say it would be keep cool with coolage I agree wouldn't it be great to have a president who actually slept 12 hours a day coolage yes X gets the square that lovely noise means we are out of time as I take a quick Gander at the board uh Crystal you have two squares up there that means at $500 a pop you have $1,000 and our thanks for being on Hollywood Squares good to have you here really but Jake you have two as well so we're going to add $1,000 to what you've already won you have $3,000 in cash by my calculations you're our champion Jak congratulations good to have you with us and going to give you a bonus prize how about that the winnings not over yet when we come back on Hollywood Squares and you got the super nice job after that join Dick Clark for the $100,000 pyramid and the $25,000 Pyramid stick around all right welcome back to Hollywood Square sitting here with our champion Jake renthal you got $3,000 in seed money for your new art gallery you got the secret Square prize of a 61 in RCA projection TV and a bonus prize is going to be yours now we've got cash we got great trips and we even have lurking up there with one star this the Monte Carlo LS featuring 160 horsepower V6 engine four-wheel independent suspension and abs provided by Chevrolet This Magnificent car is worth $2,070 all right the right St and strap that TV to the top all right there you go Jake the wonderful whoopy Goldberg well Jake how about 7500 bucks hello so by my calculation adding that to what you've already won that brings your total in cash and prizes Jake to $1 4,298 good for year congratulations Hollywood Squares with us and on behalf of all our Stars we're out of time hope you can join us tomorrow I'm Tom buron see you next time on Hollywood Square oh

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Views: 127,990

Keywords: Hollywood Squares, game show, 1999, Kevin Eubanks, Martin Mull, Margaret Cho, Renee Taylor, Carol Leifer, DL Hughley, Debbe Dunning, Craig Shoemaker, The Hughleys, Home Improvement, The Nanny, Whoopi Goldberg, Shadoe Stevens

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Length: 19min 30sec (1170 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 02 2012