History Of The Entire World I Guess Group REACTION

hey Billy you ready to learn about the history of the entire world the entire world hi you're on a rock floating in space actually most of us water I can't even get from here today it's sad it's history of the entire world I miss you nothing is nowhere I'm Eric by the way never makes sense like I said it didn't happen nothing anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need a wear you don't even need a win that's how every it gets I feel like I'm on drugs right now yeah a little bit go somewhere do something I want things to change I want to invent time and space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened I just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started oh I paused it this dude took so many drugs Ah that's a thing don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together because the world is going to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the corks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up great news congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together new [ __ ] just got made some stuff this is amazing let's make some brand new way crazier which allows new interesting stars to be made and then die and explode why can't science be this interesting all the time oh it always science is always interesting baby it makes some very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind of made a mess which is now weather update it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean volcano alert in the ocean what something's alive in the ocean oh cool like a plant or an animal no a microscopic Speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that this is insane how factual this has been something I know yeah so that's pretty nifty I would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean [Music] a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into Foods side effect now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey come here this is so great the sun is a deadly laser okay let's go on land nope can't walk yet and there's no food yet so I don't care you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe said some bugs fish okay I have to go back in the water to have babies learn to use an egg I was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water in the egg works for me brilliant and now everything's huge including bugs want to see a map of the land sure [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding you're the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart don't worry about it does that all the time here comes a meteor and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire ouch and make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things and now they're everywhere cool not anymore well I guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look at this I control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me Let's all build houses except mine is bigger because I own the food this is great I wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank Valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping guess what happens more food and more people who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food I feel like I'm playing civilization right now yeah it really does feel like I love this this is great more farming farming and where things from European now there's business money writing laws I I had way too many marijuanas before this video I am like my mind is exploding right now meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed why is all my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land I don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it also guess what put wheels on a horse now we're getting somewhere also [Music] maybe because it's in the middle of the East knock knock or clap clap it's the people with the horses and they made an Empire and then everyone else copied their horses oh look it must be the Greeks or a beta version of the Greeks let's check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization they're gone guess who's not gone [Music] [Laughter] and stuff you could make a religion out of this there's the Bronze Age collapse now the Phoenicians can get down to business also can we switch to a metal that's a little easier to find thanks look who came back to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel and they believe in God just one though he's got like a 10-step program no way there's some huge heads must be the olmecs 10-step process freaks copy their idea and make some colonies the Phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian media it's the Persian Empire [Music] [Laughter] how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make religion out of this oops China just broke but while it was breaking Confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here Alexander just had the idea of Conquering the entire Persian Empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the Empire evenly between them knock knock at chandragupta he says get the hell out of here I feel like this is my entire history class 12 years summed up in yeah India but what about this part that's the Tamil Kings No One conquers the Tamil Kings who are the Tamil Kings Legends probably me said the Arabians swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world hey China put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies let's check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms greekification overload bye said the parthians bye said the Jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire Place hey said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their Homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and has been arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can make a religion out of this one silk [Music] new trade routes said India accidentally spreading their religion to the entire Southeast that's a good place for an epic trading Kingdom there goes Buddhism traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if it'll reach China before it collapses again remember the Persian Empire yep said the Persian is making a new one axum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated Madagascar yet let's do it together [Music] [Laughter] Empire selling lots of gold and slaves hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering is loving Jesus legally no actually okay so Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival don't worry about Rome it won't fall it's [Music] [Laughter] first name Chandra the first said the Romans being invaded by non-romans R.I.P Roman Empire or actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's give it a new name oh and here's a huge City population everyone the goat Turks how's India broken how's China back together [Laughter] Korea has three kingdoms Japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise Kingdom deep in the Arabian Desert on the top of a mountain the real God Whispers In Muhammad's ear so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at him when he had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the Roman Empire is long gone but wow hope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over Europe I wonder if there's room for Moors here's all the wisdom in a house it's the Baghdad House of Wisdom just in time for these Islamic Golden Age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the Swahili on the Swahili Coast said the Swahili on the Swahili Coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the Franks have the best Kingdom in Europe you're the new Roman Emperor said the pope pretending to still be part of the Roman Empire then the Franks broke their Kingdom until what will later be called France and not France the Northerners are just Norse if you don't have much time from the north to the northern North and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly oh all right also invade some other places there's the ruse the Kevin Roos are they Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin Roos okay fair enough the pope is ready to make some more Emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy Roman Empire it's actually Germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer England said William it's a bird it's a plane it's the seljic Turks so the Byzantine Empire who's getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore we need help maybe take back the holy land on the way come on I know you want to take back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do that let's do a crusade they did many crusades some of which almost didn't fail but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye Mayans goodbye toltecs hello Mississippi look at those Mounds there's the Pueblo I always wondered how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here bro that's crazy here and Pagan is there Vietnam unconquered itself Korea just because uh Japan China just invented bombs invaded most of the universe nice going Genghis I bet that will last a long time invasions because they were busy invading India Tonga time well I just found out where the Swahili gets all their gold look at this Chad means Lake there's an Empire there right in the middle the king of Mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's Rich everyone said the Christians are doing a great job reconquering Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not Spain please remain Christian we will check in later to see if you're still Christian when you least expect whoops half of Europe just died Inquisition hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajapat majahap it oh Italy is really rich for them to care a lot about art and the ancient Classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire yep said the ottoman Turks nice job ottoman Turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban Europe from the Indian spice trade what that's [ __ ] said Portugal spiceless well I guess [Laughter] oh God [Music] if the world is round let's go this way to India now don't worry we already got this at Portugal so Chris goes to Spain hey Spain want to hire me to find India by going around back of the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean discovers more ocean and then discovers the Indies and Japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world the Aztec and Inca Empires are off to a great start I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over Lithuania Here Comes Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia Great again move over team rids maybe go invade India or something Persia just made Persia Persian again let's make it the other kind of Islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy hey Christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] wow here's 95 reasons why said Martin Luther King Reformation you know what will be magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat what if the Ottoman Empire was really big which it is now what if Russia was big said Ivan trying not to be terrible Portugal had a dream that they control the entire Indian Ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain realized that this is not India but they pillaged It Anyway damn said England and France we gotta start pillaging some stuff then the Dutch Revolt and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam damn said Amsterdam question but at least there's Beaver question two steal the spice trade that's not a question but the Dutch did it anyway I guess where all the shoes in Brazil stolen and the Caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on Russia's to-do list is to get bigger Britain and France are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically Ohio then it escalates into a seven-year discussion giving Prussia a chance to show Austria whose boss but what about Britain and France did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's Britain guess who's broke also Britain so they start taxing the hell out of America [ __ ] you says America declaring their independence and fighting for it and France helps them win Now France is broke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent Australia can still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off said Robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off you can make a relent no don't 80 is starting to like the idea no don't especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of France now said Napoleon trying to take over Europe luckily they banished him to an island he came back luckily they banished him to another Island there goes Latin America becoming independent Memoirs of Independence Britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make many different types of machines make a lot of products real fast then they invent some trains and Conquer India and maybe put some trains there hey China said Britain buy stuff from us no dude we already got everything says China so Britain tried to get them addicted to Opium which worked hopefully but then China made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea so Britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island Britain and Russia are playing a game where they try to wow from conquering Afghanistan also the Sultan of Oman now that's just where he lives India just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said Britain governing them even harder than before the United States finally figured out whether hippo mobile it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their Destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the Mexicans too I know let's rape Africa said Europe's scrambling to see who could rape it the fastest Jesus Christ Britain and France are still hungry wait Spain controls Cuba well blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on Spain let's blame the main on Spain so they blame the main on Spain now we're in business out of Panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans Britain just found oil in the Middle East China is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their Old Government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government Europe hasn't had a war since the last war so they start World War One let's look at those guns it's gonna be a great War so great we won't need a second one after it's over they blame Germany Russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism [Music] the Arabs Revolt in Britain helps now the Ottoman Empire is gone so we can give the Jewish people a place hopefully the Arabs won't mind let's cut the cake said Sykes and Paco carving up the remains of The Not So ottoman anymore Empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and then the Saudis it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to it it's kind of insane how quick technology is like yeah yeah I mean once you got out of that the dark ages of the Crusades technology was like oh it's finally Conquering the East and they're so excited they rape Nan King way too hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's out of control so the International Community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's World War II bonus round Pacific Showdown United States versus Japan fight hi I'm Gandhi and if Britain doesn't get the hell out of India I'm going to starve myself in public wow that worked bonus now there's Pakistan actually two pakistans one of them could be Bangladesh later the Jews and the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the Holy Land me they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy China there's a new China in China what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other China escaping to an island I wonder which one is the real china there's the Korean War Korea versus Korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors this is good and which one is an evil virus of Satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that will be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have enough atom bombs I'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves Europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by what United States finally decided whether racism is good or bad and the world agrees South Africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world population whoa okay technology is better too that might keep happening the Soviet Union decides to relax Europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except Britain because they don't feel like it let's check the mail that's true but they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big Banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots bombs want to print a brain some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we that was amazing that was one of the greatest videos I've ever watched in my entire life oh my god wow that's like one of those I'm just like occasionally going to put on for the sake of like Just For The Vibes I'm just baffled like 150 how have we never none of us have seen this before

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Length: 19min 45sec (1185 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 02 2023