- So, before my current girlfriend, I was in a relationship and this particular girl
would get really upset because I didn't post us
on social media a lot. Well, now the shoe's on the other foot 'cause my current girlfriend's
more private than I am. I'm very confident about her. I'm confident about us. I wanna show her off to the world and what do I do to show her it's OK, it's not a bad thing to
post us every now and then on social media? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this right. Y'all been together dating
and she ain't posted you yet? - Right. - Well, you ready for the announcement? She ain't sure! (clapping) See fellas, when the
shoe on the other foot, there's another old saying
that goes along with that. Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun. See, ain't no fun. You out there huntin'
rabbits, so it's fun. But if the rabbit got a gun, rabbit huntin' ain't that much damn fun. So, who is that you're sitting next to? - This is my girlfriend, Hanna. - [Steve] Oh, that's her. - Yeah.
(audience cheers) - Oh, well we can straighten this out now. - [Man] Yes, we can. - What's your name, sister? - I'm Hanna. - [Steve] Hanna and how
long y'all been together? - About a year, a year and some change. - [Steve] About a year and some change. This is going good for you? - It's going pretty good. - Oh, pretty good. How's it going for you, sir? How would you describe this going? - [Man] I love her. - [Steve] She said it's going pretty good. - Steve, what you want me to say? I love him? I love him but here's the
thing about social media. - See, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (laughing) I want you to remember something. My father, when I used to say but to him, he said once you say but, you just erased everything you said prior to that. So just, you love him. - Period. - Period. There's something about social media. What is it?
- Right. Dave is for me and I feel like
people ask a lot of questions and I don't like questions and so, if I post some questions
and then something happens, I'm like, I don't wanna
have to deal with that. I don't wanna deal with any aftermath and since Dave's mine, I just like to have something for myself and he's mine. - [Woman] That's right. (clapping) - I like that. I like that, Dave. See Dave now, you wanna flex a little bit. - I do.
- Right. - So let me tell you what Dave's going through.
- She's mine. - [Steve] How old are you Dave, about 20-- - 27. - [Steve] 27. - Yes sir. - Dave is a man. Dave has found what he's been hunting for. So now, what Dave wanna do
is mark all his territory. So, the best way to
get the other predators to know that this is my territory is we must mark our
territory by professing. - Yeah. - He tryin' to get everybody--
- So I gotta post it on my social media?
- Huh? - I gotta post it on my social media to-- - Well, you don't have to. I post a picture, people
respond negatively. The few times I do read
it, I just delete your ass 'cause you don't really matter to me. I don't even know how to block you. My kids ain't taught me that yet. But you know, not over
here, 'cause I don't post nothing negative. I only post positive stuff. - True. - People be on my social media page. They don't even know me. They never met me. He's so arrogant. I'm arrogant? He walk out there like he's somebody. OK, well how you want me to walk out here? (laughing) We'll be right back! (cheering)
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