Hermitcraft 10: Episode 8 - THE PERMIT OFFICE

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Welcome back to the next episode of Hermitcraft where we're actually no where near our base at all. We are out collecting a whole bunch of stuff including clay. For some reason- Maybe I just don't know anything about lush caves. Do they have tons of clay in them? I'm using this opportunity to grab all of this clay because this might be a fantastic mundane grey block. It's the blandest block out there that we could make the permit office out of and I didn't think about it until I stumbled across this cave. I was actually originally out here to get red sand. Not for my shop because I have the permit but because I actually just need some red sand. It turns out it's actually pretty expensive. You can't mine red sandstone in any decent quantity so you basically have to craft it. The red sandstone permit means I've got to do an awful lot of mining which- If the permit office is gonna be quite big I'm going to need an absolute ton of clay. It's definitely because I'm in a lush cave. There's just tons of clay everywhere. Right, I'm gonna grab what I can and then get out of here. Okay, I've got my clay, I've got my sand but have you noticed anything weird about today? This start? This intro? Did you notice anything strange at all? Anything at all? What if I told you that my hand is on the wrong side. I had no idea until yesterday that you could make your character left handed! How weird is this? I've been feeling sick ever since. This is not how- I've been playing this game for so long the hand looks broken, it feels wrong. I don't like it! My main hand has to go back to right. Oh oh isn't that better? Oh isn't that better? Even people on the server who are left handed were like "this feels so wrong, I don't like it". Right well, we've got our stuff so let's head back. Right I'm back and I've got quite a lot of things that have happened since I went and gathered all that stuff. One thing I want to point out is the dire, dire state that all of my tools are in. Look at how many- I think I've suffered enough now. I have my mending book, I feel like I have permission to use a villager. So... During the Hermitcraft meeting I built this lovely crane building that's attached to my fisherman hut. This is where Captain Mendy is going to live. We on magic mountain are going to share the same mending villager and we only need the one so I asked could he go here and be fishing up mending on my behalf? That's what I'm gonna tell myself because I am not fishing up the amount of mending books that I need. So I've asked Impulse, he already has a mending villager and all we got to do is transport him over into there. It's not finished but he can definitely go in there. I don't know why Scar is on top of that, by the way. I- I just accepted that that was happening. I don't know why he's standing on the chimney. Tip your hat. Aha. [IMPULSE] You know the secret to get in I see. [GRIAN] Yeah you got to tip your hat. [IMPULSE] Uh-huh, uh-huh. Love it, love it. Tip the hat to the door. Come on man. [GRIAN] What's happening with Captain Mendy? Is he ready? [IMPULSE] Captain Mendy is excited to have a new home. Shall we move him? [GRIAN] Yes that would be good. So the way I'm justifying this in my head is that Captain Mendy's he's fishing up- He's fishing up mending, all day every day. [IMPULSE] [laughs] That's his job. Okay. [GRIAN] There he is. 36- It's not the cheapest mending book but hopefully we won't need too many. Yeah, apart from this guy, I shouldn't need to deal with them. Right, I'll start laying the- Wait how do we get out of this- [IMPULSE] Yeah go straight forward, that's great. [GRIAN] No no no no no! [IMPULSE] Too soon! Too soon! [GRIAN] Too soon! Too soon! [IMPULSE] I told you he was in a hurry. [IMPULSE] [laughs] [GRIAN] I held on for as long as I could dude. I've used so many. So many pickaxes now. Like everything's on its- Nearly dead again. This, what we're doing now, is exactly why I'm not dealing with villagers. They are just not fun. We're almost there. And Scar is still up on top. Are you having fun? [GRIAN] He looks so scared. [IMPULSE] Not really. [IMPULSE] Yeah okay. Look at him, he's in. [GRIAN] That's it. I can decorate that a bit later on but that is it. I've already got some- I'm so ready, I've got emeralds. I don't have many emeralds but I've got some. [IMPULSE] I was gonna say, it is not cheap. So it is gonna cost you, it's not an easy mending. [GRIAN] It's not cheap but I- Some of my tools are- I'm lucky they didn't break during this. Ohh yeah, there we go. Mending, mending. Mending. Oh this is so good! [IMPULSE] Beautiful, beautiful noise. [laughs] [GRIAN] Now, now I can repair them. [IMPULSE] By fishing? [GRIAN] By fishing. [IMPULSE] So you're fishing again? [GRIAN] I never stopped. Now that Mister Mendy is all settled in, I think I'm going to go back to this build later because the permit office is the focus of today's episode. Boy oh boy. There's a lot of stuff here. It took me a full day to get all of this stuff that I'm going to need for the permit office. Now on the way to the shopping district which is over there somewhere, magic mountain is there and the shopping district is basically in a straight line this way. But on the way we get to stop and take a little look at Bdubs's first build I guess of whatever the project is that they're doing. Some sort of crazy cyberpunk city. Now the side of this building is something I want to stop and take just an appreciation look at because it is just incredible. Just absolutely incredible. Every single block it adds to the build. If you took anything away, it would miss it and that's really hard to do. I am so impressed with this and just adding that purple in there? I would never add purple to this build. Sorry, I'm gonna stop gushing over Bdubs's building skills or painting skills, whatever you wanna call it. Just amazing. Just incredible. There's definitely a lot I can learn from Bdubs and Joel by the looks of things. Look at Joel's build in the background! Anyway focus, we've got to go and get this permit office made. Normally I wouldn't be in a massive rush but there's quite a lot of things that needs sorting out from the permits side of things and there's no officer to do that. So the shopping district is a giant hourglass. Well, this is the shopping district and that is definitely oversized. Look, these are all the other shops that have popped up for a starting one and this is just dominating big time. I was actually going to make the permit office here but I honestly don't think it's gonna fit well next to this. So we'll leave the shuffler as it is and we're gonna go more central to the shopping district which means going quite deep into the forest. Also if I hide it in the forest here maybe no one will even find the permit office. That could be stage one of trying to make sure that the permit office is slow. Alright, let's take a zoom out. This is the centre of the shopping district and it is on an island here but I'm pretty sure with bridges connecting everything this can be the central point because the shopping district includes all this, all that and it goes all the way around. So this is a great central place and if no one pioneers out here then people are gonna stay over at that direction. So this is where we're gonna make the permit office. And shout out to Skizz who put all these banners together for this project. Alright, let's get started. We got to clear this area and flatten it out which [sighs] is always a bit of a pain but we can do it. There was a bit of a misconception actually about the permit office. For some reason people seemed to think that the permit office sells permits. We don't sell anything. The permit office exists to make sure no one is able to do anything [laughs] with their permits. It doesn't make a single diamond. It's just incredibly difficult to work with. On that note because it's basically like a government building we're gonna make it look a little bit like a government building because bureaucracy is super fun. Right, let's get this cleared out. Let's go! [MUSIC] This is where we're at. This is the size, this is the layout. These little bits here are gonna be pillars and this is the main wall. So it's not a huge building but it should be sufficient enough to stand out. I have had to flatten it out but I think we're ready to make a start on this build. Now I have made a mista- Well not a mistake. A poor choice in block work because I'm using mushroom stem and if you've ever had to get your hands on lots of mushroom stem, it's pretty painful. So, there is one block that works well with it and that is bone block. It just about mashes together. So by using plenty of bone blocks I can pretty much reduce my mushroom block use by a little bit. There's gonna be two sections to this, the mushroom stem part and then sort of the grey concrete bit that sticks out and together it's gonna make hopefully the dullest building you've ever seen. Are you ready? Let's go! [MUSIC] Welcome to the permit office. The DHP which is the Department of Hermit Permits. The permit office is of course where lots and lots of fun is had because paperwork and administration is super fun. I haven't got anything to show for the interior but at least it has got a floor. I've just run out of mushroom blocks. I've got just enough to finish this which is gonna be some garages for our lovely horses. There's a super easy design that you can do for horses where you just have two sets of slabs like this. Where's Pluto? And then all you got to do is walk in with your horse. Oh I only took damage because of the chests there. And then you can go in and out very easily but Pluto, Pluto is nice and safe in here. We're gonna use this same design back at our base. Yeah I saw you trying to escape. We're gonna use this same design back at our base but more of a wooden kind of design than a modern garage because obviously what I've gone for here is a very modernistic approach to the permit office. And there's still a few things that need doing round the side so I've done a little bit of detailing but I've left this blank because I tried to do a Bdubs. I tried to do a Bdubs. I want to like make it look a bit weathered. I've added a bit of moss here and lychen and stuff but I haven't got that magic Bdubs touch. I'm hoping that Scar might turn up and give me a hand with this stuff. And of course we're out already. Hopefully Cleo is gonna be at my base because I've just arranged for her to come have a look at doing this armour stand for me. Oh yeah. We're working our way through the horse tunnel. I like this horse tunnel. This is super convenient. It might have been a lot of effort for a very short- Oh wow! Okay. The horse does not like to go upstairs. Ah ah ouch! That's really painful! So we need two things, we need my magic mending book and I've got to find the painting. Uh-oh. I can't find it anywhere. My painting. I've got the book! I've got the book! The thing that's important is okay, I just can't find the painting. Ah! I put it in the boat for some reason. Okay, we're okay. We're okay. Right, do you wanna take a quick- Look at this. [CLEO] It's amazing. I've seen it so many places- [GRIAN] This is it, yeah this is the one. Hold on, let me show you where we're going. Thank you for agreeing to make a lovely statue for me because I definitely wouldn't be able to do this. So you just hit this composter to drop down into level one. [CLEO] Oh! [GRIAN] Okay, stay on that block there and put a fish into this barrel here. [CLEO] Oh I missed. [GRIAN] You go, I got spare fish. No you still went on the block. Alright, we're gonna have to go down together. Are you ready? [CLEO] Okay, let's go. [GRIAN] There we go. [CLEO laughs] It's so weird. [laughs] [CLEO] Oh my goodness! [GRIAN] Welcome. [CLEO] Oh. [GRIAN] I spent a week of my life making this. [CLEO] Yeah no, I believe you. What are they? [laughs] This is- Ehm... This is something else. [GRIAN laughs] I was waiting to see what words you were gonna choose. Yeah, it's no longer a secret anymore. So I've opened it up for the pond and then you can- Oh man, do I have enough blocks to get across here? So this painting is the updated one because Scar stole it from me. And now that I- I keep doing that. Now that I have actually have it, I can return it to what really happened. [CLEO laughs] [GRIAN] What I'm after- Now I don't need this chair, I don't need to stare at this every day of my life. I'm hoping that you're able to make an armour stand like this. I mean, I can model it for you if you want. An armour stand like this in the same- the same position of me with the book and then this is the- [CLEO] As the picture? [GRIAN] Yeah, as the picture and I'm entrusting you with the book. [CLEO] The book, well I can- I can pretty much knock this out in a couple of minutes. [GRIAN] This is why farming mushroom stem is- Oh wait! I got lucky on the first try. Okay well, I've just been instantly proven wrong. But it's still pretty painful to mine this stuff. It's instant but [sighs] you got to get rid of the whole thing before you can get more stem. I'm gonna make a farm for this that will help make this slightly less painful in a semi automated way because you have to use silk touch in order to get these items, it's always going to be a pretty painful collection system but there are ways to semi automate this that I will look into doing once we're past the early game. But all my harvesting hasn't been for nothing! Look, this is how much- for every, I'd say, three of these, you get one stem. So for six mushroom stem we ended up with about 46 blocks. That's quite a big difference. Well the good news is that we can- We can easily see the progress from the pond. Look at that! Look at that! Look at the magic that's going on there. We have a mod that allows us to position armour stands in a specific- Look at- Oh! I dunno! Witchcraft! Oh I'm drowning. Oh she's seen me. Oh! Oh! I wasn't watching! I wasn't watching! Hang on a second. Hang on a second! I don't think I got a shot of it in my video but the snails have been at it again. Yeah snails, there's two of them now. Turns out that a snail has chosen Gem and then these two- Look at her! Look at this! Gem's got a little wormy guy. So I don't think I've captured it but the snails had basically covered Scar's build here in slime like they've slimed it all the way up. There was loads of lychen everywhere. Dangerous creature! Don't worry little snail, I'll save ya. I will save you, don't you worry. All that's left is a little trail. I don't know much about these snails but the more you try and cage them, the harder they try to get to you. And Cleo says she's done. I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! No this door is gonna close on me. [CLEO laughs] [GRIAN] It's not designed for multiple people Okay, I'm so excited. I did take a little look. [CLEO] I did see you, it's fine. [GRIAN] You did see me? I was super sneaky. [CLEO] Super sneaky and also drowning. [GRIAN] There it is. Yes! [CLEO laughs] [GRIAN] There it is! [CLEO] That's the one. [GRIAN] That's it. It's so life like. Is that- I think that's a little bit too much- That's too much of me going on there. There's quite a lot of me going on here. [CLEO] There is. [GRIAN laughs] [CLEO] There's far too many of you at this point. [CLEO] I think it might be safer if I leave. [GRIAN] Thank you so much for this. This is the end of the saga now. That's my permission to hit everything up with mending. [CLEO] You're very welcome and I'll have mending books on sale like some time today. So, you know. [GRIAN] Oh please don't hurt Captain Mendy. Noooo! Oh Pluto what did I do with you? Why can't I ever put this horse where it's supposed to be? Did I- I think I left him over at Scar's. So if we look from above, there it is. You can see the statue, you can see the painting. This is wicked. Hello hello. Have you seen my horse? There he is, he's trying to climb up the mountain again. You won't get me a second time. I got him. [GRIAN] I got him. [WELS] You found him! [GRIAN] What brings you to this neck of the woods? [WELS] I have heard that you may be interested in the kelp permit. [GRIAN] I would be interested in the kelp permit but I don't have an awful lot to trade is the problem. I've got leads and bundles and campfires. Er... I've got mushroom blocks but I'm keen on that one and what was my third iron tier that I've got? [WELS] You know what? I'll make you an agreement. How do you got to your portal from here? [GRIAN] Yeah, I don't think I've shown this on camera actually. This is the nether hub. [WELS] Oh really? [GRIAN] Yeah this is it. This is- This- This is my ideal nether hub. No fuss. Aha! Yeah I've seen this because you're right next to the shopping district. [WELS] The interior on the other hand... [GRIAN] Uh-huh. [WELS] Ehm. Well at the moment it's very open concept. [GRIAN] Right. You might have come to the wrong person. I am not the interior guy. [WELS] Well, this is true and I want to do most of the interior myself but I would probably be willing to trade you the kelp permit [GRIAN] Yeah. [WELS] in return for the- You know what? Why not. we'll say the mystery permit. [GRIAN] Okay okay. [WELS] Whatever the third one is because, you know, mysteries are fun. [GRIAN] I genuinely can't remember what it is. I could- Yeah okay. I genuinely don't know what it is. I'm warning you now, it's probably rubbish. [WELS] And then also for a little bit of assistance. I'm not gonna say you have to do the whole interior or anything like that but just some assistance in dividing this up into rooms and you know, kind of coming up with a layout and stuff like that for the interior of the castle. [GRIAN] I'll tell you what, why don't your trust me with this and I'll take that deal. [WELS] Okay! Sounds good. [GRIAN] Why don't you trust me with that because I think I can do that. [WELS] Okay. [GRIAN] Alright no no no, you give me that when you're happy with it. [WELS] Oh! Fair enough! [GRIAN] And then I'm gonna go home and see what that mystery permit is. Okay, so just to be clear. I'm not actually doing the interior, I'm kind of partitioning, putting up some walls and a few decorations and then leaving the space for you to fill. [WELS] Yeah, pretty much. You're helping me do like the floor planning so to speak. [GRIAN] Okay yeah, alright I can do that. I think I've already got a really good idea. [WELS] Okay cool. [GRIAN] Where's your portal? Down here? [WELS] It is down this hole. [GRIAN] Byee! That's kind of not a bad deal because I don't have to do a full interior which is what I struggle with but I can kind of bring that room into some sort of shape and structure and do- I think I can do a really good job. Yeah, I'm willing to do that for the kelp but I'm now worried that I've agreed to this mystery permit and this might be one that I want and my memory is so terrible I can't remember what it is. Okay what is- You probably already remember what it is. No it's red sand! No I actually really want red sand. Noo this is what I don't want! I want red sand! I'll tell you what, he doesn't actually know. Maybe I can get an unknown permit off someone's hands on the cheap and I can give them that. Because it just has to be an unknown permit, right? Anyway, let's go back and finish off this build at the permit office. We're back and not only have I filled in the back of this, I've added some machines which I think really tie this together and make it more natural and there's another thing that I've done here is that, you know, this was looking pretty plain just by adding a few bits of long grass along the edge, it's kind of like the edging hasn't been done very well and that's kind of a natural thing that we also see in real life . The grass is growing super long around the edges. And also I realised that I can make a really cool horse hole here using black concrete like so. I got a great design. So here's the horse hole and then what I do is make another line here with some bamboo signs and then black carpet. This is another reason why it should be black because it matches so well. And then we've got ourselves parking bays for the horses. And then we obviously make another horse hole here. This was an idea that Keralis send to me and I was like "Yes, this is perfect!". And he could've sent it to me five minutes before I built this because this doesn't fit and this does but it doesn't matter. You can never have too many horse spaces. So look at that. Oh that looks so cool! Especially if we fill this out properly with all the rest of them. So the next thing is obviously I'm not gonna be doing the interior today but what is important is people know that this door is out of use. So it will say "Please use the other door". Yeap. Please use the other door. Where's the other door? There isn't one. The reason that this place has so many trees around it is because I don't want people to find it super easy. The other thing is the motto for this place is "We're sometimes here to help". [laughs] I could place these signs a bit better. But yeah, that's basically- That's basically what we're doing here. Department of Hermit Permits. We're sometimes here to help. I've run out of bamboo and black wool but I think you get the idea. Let's give this a test. I mean, I know that it works but what does this look like when you park a horse up in here? You know what? That's pretty good. Okay and now the inside. This is where the magic happens. So for now temporarily we're gonna have our forms at the back here and then some boxes of files. I mean it's gonna be pretty, pretty rudimentary for the time being because I- I don't have anything else going on. This could all change later on but that's my filing cabinet. I just need to make a quick desk. Scar says "When the permit office open?" Okay Scar's gonna- Hopefully Scar's gonna come and bring me the last little bits that I need. The idea is if I make my desk here- Oh wait! I can probably use the beehives as part of my desk. You know what? It would've helped if I put- If I had put this in the middle of the room, that would've made a lot of sense but I didn't because I'm an idiot for some reason. You know what? It's temporary, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter that it's not in the middle. We're gonna have all our forms back here. I started writing one. So this is form MJYAAFK06. So that's season 6 Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK. Form for the creation of a new permit. This is basically what I need to do. I need to write a whole bunch of gibberish. So it starts off fairly normal. What item or entity do you wish to create a permit for? Then they fill this out. Does this item meet the criteria of the base blooben test? The answe- If the answer's like- If they say yes- They have to just guess and I [laughs] get to make up whether that's the right answer or not. The goal here is to do as little work as possible. Oh I just realised, they probably don't know where it is. So... [laughs] What- [chuckles] The blooben test. Ehm... Right and then we get to put in a bunch of stuff. Have you in the last 5 minutes done 10 laps of Gem- [laughs] Gem's lighthouse. [laughs] Oh what else can we make them do? We can think on this, we can add to this. So we can do a few pages and then they have to fill out exactly what what the answer is but the great thing is I don't know what the answers are until I read this. And then here's the next thing that's hilarious is even once they've got this form, they're ready to submit it, everything's finally looking great I'm gonna ask them to get it notarised by the only person that's authorised to notarise [laughs] on the server. Oh this is so cruel. I never thought in a million years that bureaucracy like this would actually be enjoyable. I guess it's only enjoyable from my side. [laughs] They're lost which is good because it means that it's working. I've planted so many trees that you cannot see- Hold on let me show you. So if we go over here. Oh wait! They're nearly there. Look! Where Scar is [laughs] you can't see the permit office at all. [laughs] It's totally hidden! And that's why we are only here sometimes to help. Oh there they are. There he- He's found it. [SCAR] Grian this is the most impossible thing! I think we lost Skizz. He's dead. [GRIAN] [laughs] Skizz? [SKIZZ] I did it! I did it! [GRIAN] Oh Skizz is here too! Right well, why don't you park your horses here in the bays? [SKIZZ] Oh nice! [GRIAN] Oh you went for the garage. Guys, you didn't see the parking spaces? [SKIZZ] Are they really stuck in there now? [SCAR] Oh dude! Horse holes! [GRIAN] Horse holes. I mean, you used the garage which makes me happy because I wasted my time with that but you could also use the parking bays. Look. [SCAR] Oh I like this, this is really nice but Grian why have you built it so far from the shopping district? [GRIAN] No this is technically the centre of the shopping district right here. [GRIAN] According to the map. [SCAR] Yeah but there's a river [SCAR] and there's like an entire thickening forest here. [GRIAN] Oh yeah I planted a lot of these trees so no one could see it. [SKIZZ laughs] That's brilliant dude! [SCAR] What am I missing? The permit office should be helping people! [GRIAN] Listen. Look we're here to help sometimes but most of the time we're here to make sure that no one bothers us. I get nothing out of this. That's kind of why I want to make everyone not want to go here. It's a fundamental service, right? The permit office needs to exist, there's issues with the permits, kind of my fault gonna deal with that but at the same time, I don't want people pestering me. [SCAR] Can we have special privileges? [GRIAN] No no no, you can help me finish off this build. I'm so close to being done. [SKIZZ] Alright, what are we looking to do here? [GRIAN] We're not corrupt here, we're just lazy. Let me show what I need doing. So this is the permit office. [SCAR] I like it. [GRIAN] But I just need a little bit of help like doing some Bdubs style detailing because I kind of got to this section and it's a bit blank and round here I just need like a trash can to put everyone's paperwork into. [SKIZZ laughs] [SCAR] After you're done using it? [SKIZZ] The suggestion box- [GRIAN] Yeah this is where the suggestions go in the, you know, the big dumpster around the back. So yeah, that's basically what I need. Why don't I show you the inside for a second? [SKIZZ] Let's have a look. [SCAR] So we're going inside? [GRIAN] Yeah yeah yeah, so the front door is here and it doesn't work, there's actually no way in, you have to use the other door. [SCAR] Where's the other door? [GRIAN] Use the other door. [SCAR] Where is the other door? [SKIZZ] We're sometimes here to help. [laughs] I'm sorry! This is just so like- This is so perfectly staged out man. [GRIAN laughs] [SKIZZ] Typical government. [SCAR] Ohh! You just don't want to do any work. I get it. It takes me a long time. I made the other door! [GRIAN laughs] Yeah there isn't another door. [SCAR] Oh my god, it's like an actual DMV in here. There's like a little light and the freaking counter in the centre of the- - guy who always leaves when you get there and they put up the "I'll be back for lunch" sign. Oh god, he has a costume. [GRIAN] It's called a uniform. [SKIZZ] This looks so great! [SCAR laughs] [SKIZZ] There's- Listen, my colleague here has a question about his permits. [GRIAN] Ah yes, yes, yes. [SCAR] I have to ask, is that a calculator watch? [GRIAN] It's a Casio. [laughing] [SCAR] I've been thinking sir, government man, I hate my permits. They're coarse and they get in everything and I was wondering there is no permit for particular item, is there a way that I can do something or trade in permits to get said thing that I'd like? [GRIAN] What permit- What permit do you want that doesn't exist? [SCAR] There's no permit for mobs. [GRIAN] For mobs? [SCAR] Yeah, I'm a zookeeper! Look Skizz, look at those thighs, look at the calves. [SKIZZ] I know! [chatter] [SCAR] Yeah well I mean, I can outrun a wildebeest at 1000 clicks. [GRIAN] Well that's funny because I'm not quite ready for that but let me see. Not this one. Aha here you go! Right so we've got form MJYAAFK06. The form for a creation of a new permit that I'm writing. I haven't quite finished it so I just need to write a few more questions down for the form and then I guess we can move forward with the rest of it afterwards. So I mean, yeah. Yeah it's not quite ready. For example, you know, what item or entity do you wish to create this permit for? I guess all the mobs. [SCAR] Sounds like you got it all set for me, right? [GRIAN] And then does this item meet the criteria of the base blooben test? [SCAR] Who's base and who's bloomen? [SKIZZ] I- I am absolutely inside- I am- This is real. I am depressed, I am frustrated. [GRIAN] Have you done in the last 5 minutes 10 laps of Gem's lighthouse? Simple yes or no will suffice. [SCAR] Ehm... [GRIAN] Yes or no. Scar? [SCAR] No. [GRIAN] Well I can't help you buddy. [SCAR] Oh. [sighs] [GRIAN] You're gonna have to come back later. [SCAR] I hate the government. [GRIAN laughs] [SCAR] I came in here with so much hopes and dreams of a bright future and it's just got sucked out of me so fast. [GRIAN laughs] [SCAR] How is it possible? [GRIAN] Listen, I'm gonna need help with this endeavour. [SCAR] There's money involved? Do I have to give him diamonds? [GRIAN] No there's no- Wow! We don't handle money here. There's no money involved. You just have to fill out the relevant paper work. [SCAR] Okay. [GRIAN] That's all you got to do, it's very simple. [SCAR] It's just a currency of my time. [SKIZZ] You got to do a bunch of laps around Gem's tower, you got to fill out that form, is that the last form he has to fill out? [GRIAN] Well I'll let you know- When you fill this out correctly, we'll talk next steps. [SCAR] There is zero chance I'm gonna remember how to do any of those, is there like a take home flyer that I can that I can take or something? [GRIAN] No no no, when this book is done I'll give you a copy [SCAR] Okay. [GRIAN] but why don't we focus on [GRIAN] finishing the permit- I can't do anything until the permit office is finished and do you know what? I need a couple of competent guys like you helping me run this thing. [SCAR] I mean we did make it here, nobody else has found it. [GRIAN] Yeah you found the place. We got to keep the shopping district in line. It's regulated like we said we're gonna regulate- self-regulate? Well someone's gotta do it. [SKIZZ] Okay yeah. Okay man, how can we help? [SKIZZ] Yeah yeah. [SCAR] We're in. [GRIAN] Nice! [SKIZZ] We're in, we wanna be- We wanna be a part of this somehow because we have our own reasons but whatever help you need from us, you let us know, you want us helping enforce the lands, you want us helping building stuff. [GRIAN] I'll give you super detailed instructions on how to do your job but first we need to get this permit office sorted. [SKIZZ] Okay. [SCAR] Okay as long as it's not going inside, I'm good, let's get to work! You said you needed some texturing? Some bamboo fences? Let's roll. [GRIAN] I'm gonna put the- Scar's the expert on dumpsters actually. [SCAR] I made a lot of dumpsters in my time. [GRIAN] Oh Scar! Genuinely you would be perfect. Can you - you're good at this - can you put like air conditioning units, all the sort of machinery that you get on top of the build? [SCAR] Okay, okay, I can do that. I've done that. [GRIAN] Yeah. Because at the moment it's just like a textured roof with not a lot going on. [SCAR] I'm going back to my base, am I? [GRIAN] You're gonna need a lot of stuff. And just like your job here at the permit office I'm giving you all the things I don't wanna do. Skizz, I've got rid of Scar for a second, I just need more things for this- It needs to be multiple pages of nonsense, okay? So I need more questions and things for him- I think better if it's just more things for him to do that make no sense. [SKIZZ] Yeah yeah. Okay okay okay. So just nonsensical deliverables. [GRIAN] Yeah yeah yeah yeah. [SKIZZ] Right, we have to work out- He's got to bring- He's got to bring a bucket of fish like a bucket of salmon. [GRIAN] Have you brought a bucket of salmon? [SKIZZ] And by the way, I love the fact- [GRIAN] To your nearest- [SKIZZ laughs] [GRIAN] - to your nearest shop [SKIZZ] Yeah. [GRIAN] and placed it underground? Here's the thing dude, so here's the thing. He's gonna think that he needs to do that one so if he writes yes, I'm gonna say why did you do that? I can't allow this to go through. [SKIZZ] Yeah yeah! [laughs] [GRIAN laughs] [SKIZZ] The idea is to be checking to make sure that they didn't do it believing that they have to, I love it. be like yeah. You be like well you just initiated the bucket of salmon- [GRIAN] I'm afraid this form is ineligible. And with a little help from our friends we are finished! Take a look at the brand new Department of Hermit Permits. The permit office where we are sometimes here to help. This is something that I have a problem with, finishing the sides and the back but with a little help and a little push we've got it textured. I'm really happy with how this is looking. We got some machines on the side, we've got a dumpster round the back where the complaints go, we've got graffiti. We've got this little area all fenced off. It's all textured. Skizz did this little patch here. We taught him all about building. I wouldn't have gone for the terracotta but we're gonna leave it because that was Skizz's thing and he did a great job. We've got access to a single story building to the roof. Oh man! Look at this! I'm really, really happy. Genuinely happy with this build. We've turned something quite simple in its design. It's just, you know, one two but because of the texturing and the bits added, it's given it life and I'm super, super happy about this. Obviously there's a long way to go with the interior but we're taking things slow. We do them at our own pace. You'd be surprised that the main build only took a couple of hours once I actually had all the blocks together and the rest of it took an hour after that so it actually didn't take all that long and we've got ourselves our very first permit written up but I've learned some horrific news, everyone. Friends, I've learned something very bad is that you cannot replicate an unsigned book. So I'm gonna have to write these out manually. Oh no. I've been spotted. People have found the permit office already. Well that's it everyone, if you have ideas for questions, silly things that you want the Hermits that really need some permit work to do then let me know in the comments below and it may just make it to- Ah there's people wanting permit stuff. I'm gonna do so much work so that I don't have to do work. And I have a song to show you next episode. [MUSIC] Good-bye!

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Published: Tue Mar 05 2024