Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. - How tough are ya?
- How tough am I? Ow! - Wow.
- Got anymore tattoos? Uh. That won’t be necessary. Go ahead. Thanks. See ya inside, SpongeBob! - How tough are ya?
- How tough am I? Let me see. I may have something that'll work for you. Here we go. Cotton swabs. Cotton balls. Here, try this on for size, Hercules. [grunting] [screaming] - How am I doing?
- Pathetic. Hi, Patrick. How do you like my new look? [screaming] I’ll save you! [grunting] Patrick! What...are...you...doing? I’m saving you from that brain eating
alien that’s attacking your…head! I don’t have time for this! I've got to go pick a fight
with a muscular stranger. It’s the only way of getting
into the Salty Spitoon! No SpongeBob, you can't.
It's too dangerous. I've got no choice. I have a suggestion. Why not fake a fight? Hey, that’s not a bad idea. You could call me a couple of bad names. We rumble. Next thing you know
you’re in the Salty Spitoon. I guess I got nothing to lose. Let’s do it! You got a new bottle of ketchup? - Sure.
- It’s on! [grunting] [straining] [gasping] [screaming] If I could just run this
under some hot water. Get outta here. This place is too
tough for you, little man. Too tough for me. That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know,
I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden,
and I only cried for 20 minutes. Listen, kid. I think you’d be more
comfortable over at that place. Weenie Hut Jr’s! Are you saying I belong
at Weenie Hut Jr’s? Uh oh, no. Sorry. I was actually
pointing to the place next to it. Super Weenie Hutt Jr’s! Yeah. Unless you think
you're tough enough to fight me. [gasping] [laughing] Walk on your back. [grunting] And don’t forget, always be hydrating. That means drink plenty of water. Couldn’t get in, huh? What you need is a tough hair do. No one gets into the
Double S without a tough hair do. I disagree. I saw a guy going
in there and he was bald. I saw that guy. He wasn't bald. He had a shaved head. Shaved.
That’s a hair do. Case closed. Hey, where'd he go? I believe he said something
about going to the wig store. Ah ha! Check and mate. You’re going down, Tubby! Tubby? [growling] Nobody calls me Tubby! [grunting] Wait, Patrick. You’re supposed
to let me win. Remember? Oh yeah. [grunting] No, please wait. [grunting] [squealing] [grunting] [groaning] No. Please. Have mercy! [grunting] Oh! Whoa. You destroyed that guy
without even touching him. I did? I never thought I'd say
this, but go ahead in. Really? I can go in? Oh, my gosh!
I never thought this moment would come! I, Sponge Bob Squarepants, am tough
enough to get into the Salty Spitoon! This is the happiest day of my life! [sirens ringing] Sandy… Oh. What happened? You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube. Fight! Fight! - I don’t see anyone fighting. Do you?
- There talking about us. We’re fighting! Well, don’t mind if I do. [grunting] Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. [grunting] This is embarrassing. [grunting] What's going on here? Well? SpongeBob and I were fighting. [gasping] Fighting? Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but SpongeBob Squarepants, I hereby sentence you and your friend to detention. What do you want? I'd like to gain entrance to
your social club, please. I believe my hairdo is in order. [laughing] Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus
has made a full recovery. - My what has a what now?
- Your butt’s all better. It's really quite amazing. It took 20 hours
to put it all back together. We actually ran out of Staples
and had to use a glue stick. Yep, you’re a lucky, lucky,
lucky, lucky, lucky luck, boy. But from now on, I’d like you
to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor
creature there, in the iron butt. Oh man it itches. [groaning] [groaning] Ooh! [groaning] [grunting] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [grunting] [screaming] Hey, look what I can make it, do. [laughing] Yeah. Hey, what about that one? Huh. You know, I don’t remember
getting this one. Can you make it dance? Well, here, let me try. [grunting] [humming] Hmm. Wait a minute. Go ahead in. Yeah, sure, Wretch. Thanks. Nice try, little man.
