Patrick,
you just ran three red lights! So? You're supposed to stop! I think the driving genius
knows what he's doing. Driving genius?! Would a genius
make an illegal u-turn through an orphanage?! They ran for it in time.
What are you so mad about? I should've gotten that license, and this should be
my boat mobile! How could you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me
getting my license! If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license
in my face! I'm not rubbing my license
in your face! This is rubbing my license
in your face! [groaning] Oh, give me that!
I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! [laughing] Huh, litterbugs. Hey, Patrick,
are you angry too? - Yeah.
- What's a matter? I can't see my forehead. What's your problem? I have a good idea
and no one else thinks so! Don't ya get it,
you crustaceous cheapskate?! I can't make
a Double Krabby Patty with the works!
I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions,
tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together
in that order! Alright, Gary.
You have left me no choice! [grunting] Gary! [meowing] You put Fluffy down right now! Bad boy, Gary! Bad! Bad!
Bad boy! Bad! Bad Gary! Bad! [laughing] [whimpering] [laughing] Stop! [gasping] [mumbling] Now, I suppose all of you
are wondering how I got this black eye! [Squidward]
Not really. Alright, who said that?! Was it you, Grandma?! It was me. I said it. Ssss. Two plus two equals four. Oh, son,
you taught him math too. No! And you taught him to sing. [grumbling] And now, he's short circuiting. You must of taught him
a little too much. [laughing] [screaming] Pull yourself together, man! I came here for a concert
and darn it, I am gonna get one! [crying]
But my reed! [music playing] [groaning] [music playing] Now play. - But.
- I said play! I can take losing
the topic cards and the phone and the punch bowl
but I was supposed to lead the bunny hop!
This is a bunch of barnacles! Get in the tub! Get in the tub! Get in the tub! In the tub!
In the tub!! [music playing] Now, Gary, are you gonna get
in this tub or am I gonna have--! [screaming] These guys rock. Why would anybody
throw this away? Have you forgotten
what we're looking for knee-deep
in yesterday's Top 40 songs?! This isn't my show. SpongeBob,
the remote control's broken! Get over here and fix it! I got a better idea! Why don't I call someone
whose job it is to fix it?! You know why?
Because when I need a job done, I get someone with a job
to do that job! What are you saying? [screaming] Mr. Krabs! For shame! What do ya mean?
I'm just showing Rory off. Don't you lie to me! I know all about
your using Gary to steal money! [meowing] [Mr. Krabs]
I am doing nothing of the sort! [Mr. Krabs]
I would never steal. [screaming] [arguing] Who do you think you are?! Jackpot! Anyway, what are you doing
with those binoculars? [screaming, grunting]
I don't have any binoculars! - See?
- You're acting weird. I'm not acting weird!
You're acting weird! [panting]
You're acting weird! I've got an idea.
Let's call Mermaid Man and-- No! I can't let you do that! Whoa, whoa, little man.
Ya still can't go in. Well, that makes me pretty mad. Oh, yeah? [screaming] Gary,
I hate it when you do that! Now, get and leave your master
to his important affairs. I'm telling on you. [gasping]
Not if I tell on you first! [panting]
No! No! It is not over! Huh? This was supposed to be
my perfect day. No, no, no, no, no! Everyone... get out! Alrighty, boys, party's over.
Time to scoot, honey. [belching] [buzzing] Tartar sauce!
[grumbling] That's the last one
'till morning. Oh... no... you don't! Good night.
[blowing raspberry] Hold it! I'm not through here! Did you hear me?! I demand you come back
and get me a bus to Bikini Bottom right now! Until then,
I am not leaving this spot! Doesn't anybody know
how to tie a knot?! Ya just don't find employees
like that anymore. [laughing, sighing] Yeah. Not unless you look
right in front of you! - Must wait... for toy.
- Hey, buddy. What?! What do you want?! Can't you see
I'm doing something here?! I do not like the look of this. Come on, Gary! It's a race!
A race! Have ya heard of 'em?! [panting] That coach is pushing
that snail too hard! Faster, Gary, faster,
faster, faster, faster! [groaning] Huh? I'll order another one
tomorrow, boy. No! No! No! I didn't break
my spatula, he did! And I also didn't burn
your money! He did that too!
I have been covering for him! Because he can't do anything
right! [panting] [Patrick]
If you get eels again, you lose. Ooh. Escalators,
escalators, escalators! Ha! Escalators! [Patrick]
Eels. [screaming] [dolphin clicking] Oh! This means more to me
than money. It's my friend, SpongeBob's. Ah ha! SpongeBob!
Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was a scary guy
with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions. Look at all those kite flyers
blocking your view... - What?!
- ...breaking your wind. [grunting] [distant chattering] [laughing] Hey, SpongeBob,
throw us the ball. [distant chattering] [grunting] [groaning] [trumpeting] What do we do now?
[trumpeting] Let's just go home, I guess. By the way,
you forgot your... briefcase. [music playing] Oh, so this is the thanks I get
for working overtime. Overtime?! Yeah, overtime! Oh, yeah, you're working it if that's the kinda work
you're doing! [sizzling] O-ow! Ah ha! You're copying me! - Yes.
- Why're you doing that? So I can win an award like you. Well, it's annoying
so stop it! "Stop it." SpongeBob,
what are you doing here?! You can't win that award
if you don't get up for work! [grunting] [music playing] Huh? Hah ha! [grunting] [grunting] I'm trying
to tell you something. Something important. What? Hi. Hi!
[panting] Who you calling steam driven? Quiet! Until I know
who the real Mr. Krabs is, nobody moves, nobody gets hurt! I said I don't want any! You ruined my cotton candy. Good! Maybe you know
how I feel about you ruining my life! Check it out, public fight. Working at the carnival
sure has its perks. I have never felt so ashamed. What do you mean? If it weren't
for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck
in this thing! I was only trying to help. Help?! I think you've helped
quite enough today! All you've got to do is let go.
Be cool. Let go. Be cool. Don't you see where letting go
has gotten us so far?! Huh?! Tony Jr?!
[panting] No, but I see where
it's getting us next! One, two, three... Mr. Krabs, I wanna go to bed! Do you wanna know what I think? Oh!
[shouting gibberish] Mr. Krabs!
[shouting gibberish] Wallet!
[shouting gibberish] Oh. ...Mr. Krab's wallet! [grumbling] Looks like you'll have
to start over. [shouting] Enjoying that ice cream,
Patrick? Yes, I am. Would you like sprinkles on it? Hey. [shrieking] Jeepers,
I didn't see that coming. Gary! You are gonna finish
your desert! and you are gonna like it! Patrick, what is that? Oh, it's a camera. No, Patrick, this? Oh, that's a lens cap. Did you just put that on?! No, I didn't wanna lose it so I put up there
right before we started filming. [screaming] [panting] [screaming] [gasping] Your precious patty's
on my stinky feet. You better stop that. [laughing]
Stinky little feet. [laughing] You stop that right now! Hopping... Clams! [dinging] [grunting] [screaming] [screaming] I don't like you. I don't like you more! I never liked you! I a thousand times
never liked you! - Pink!
- Yellow! [grunting] [ripping] [audience cheering]
