HELLDIVERS 2 WITH FRIENDS WAS A MISTAKE

I invited you oh welcome hello welcome to the wings of redemption go to new Earth welcome aboard the SCS wings of redemption pleasure to have you here thank you very much I'm lagging like crazy what the why too late we're going here this place is 74.7% liberated the SS wings of redemption is going to show up and liberate that he we're the band of lip what all right lip out time to do some terminate control we hear there's a Nazi Terminator in this island Mission starting yeah let's go ready it yeah it's been an hour to serve with you boys you act like this is the end yeah we we yeah we just started hey let's go oh my God there's a little guy right here I just came out of the ground little mouse button let you aim down sght you wait you go into it right away there's no Friendly Fire it's good that you checked that already oh what is that what is happening a bunch of goddamn Terminators didn't came out what the [ __ ] is happening we're supposed to throw grenades in the alien Hall all right we're starting it me he bit me how you calling the [ __ ] again isn't it tab you got Speed Cola n all we got is freedom freedom baby brw free back home I did we already did it I'm going to drink that and freely beat my wife I mean my meat ooh it has a oh your fingers move cool and then it has a really good my fingers look cool yeah when yeah when you're pressing aliens and then and then it makes cool sounds too I like that and the the aliens make a nice little pop squirt squeal when you kill them game's good damn orbital strike oh he's fine he's just swimming on the Rock right there look at him go what kind of War tactic is that brother clear Landing Zone uh where is the landing Zone I think it's that little circle over there Landing Zone Landing Zone oh oh oh oh oh yeah why'd you move you would have won see Marcel you got 16 seconds get in here later [ __ ] was clearly too easy let's try something a little harder Liberator I got I got an achievement Bug Stomper play one bug Mission I we did beat the bug Mission return back to the wings of redemption I love this game this is definitely a super artistic game it's great how many stars how many stairs five stairs five stairs glorious Victory Fire stairs oh we're helping with the Liberals we've helped liberals liberated let's go making a blue For You Joe a look at us superet and Nola that's right the game is lagging a lot and I'm really not sure is it me or dude let's go to the northern egg sack we have to wait for No to ready up orever dud I'm lagging so hard it takes me 30 seconds to get into this pod all right let's get these eggs make some termined omelets let's get it oh we're going to the booger looking Planet dude look at this [ __ ] oh god dude someone a big someone a big I already took more damage in this Landing than I did in all of the last one W oh [ __ ] okay this is more difficultly this is a lot harder than the first time guys I will say orbital strike coming in back up boys oh you're back watch your back watch your back I'm stuck in the middle of all of them oh my God there's so many coming oh my this is actually wild oh great c network connection has been lost oh great my lag is shocking oh yeah establish network connection yeah yeah okay I'm going to restart my computer this is ridiculous okay I think I'm I think I'm already lagging much less I'm just stuck in the Pod screen where all the pods are flying by but mine isn't coming out it's just like is that my pod no is that my pod no is that my pod no is that my pod no I feel like I'm at a restaurant and I see someone else's food that ordered the exact same thing as mine be delivered and nothing came out of the Pod invis I'm invisible just restart the game no I'm fine you can invite me dude I heard back in Gmod me saying Nicki Minaj and oh boy man that did not sound good told you how did I say it that bad I don't know it's all right man yeah but we we can't keep using the excuse I'm like is it any excuse it's true what what's true me or the n word you say the N it really did sound like it this time he basically said Nikki with G's Nicki Minaj that's that's literally what he said but he said it fast that didn't help either it was like [ __ ] but it slightly slower than that so it sounded worse oh yeah right get in your pods boys we're ready to go fight them eggs again gosh it's so nice to play without lag all right you lip dick maggot ooh o I like that last word I think yeah you limp dick [ __ ] boys we just launch a nuke on it dude I'm staying up here they can't touch me boys you shouldn't have you should down boys this is coming big rocket launcher oh [ __ ] oh you little [ __ ] fell what the is that oh they killed me oh they actually killed me reinforce ready I'm requesting down down down I'm requesting thanks boys guys shoot all the eggs have one more One Singular egg oh that's my dead body that's me look at this you want to see my magic trick all right we're going to the new map location West shoot them but continue moving West I'm just I I'm I'm who just [ __ ] go west close all bug holes guys close the bug holes all right fill the bug holes boys we got consent we got consent now anyone ever have alien you guys call in resupply I call one in earlier I used it tight throw a grenade down in there I have grenades I'm all out it's that glowing orange thing oh sh that took a lot of damage oh what killed by Wildcat you walk towards my grenade stupid ass I didn't Scotty just say a minute like not long ago there was no Friendly Fire apparently not for grenades I was saying fire somebody I I I brought him back someone else bring him back I feel somebody bring back you literally killed me I got him calm down you literally killed me no you killed yourself you walked into a grenade you true that grenade I was backing up from come back up got him a he an orbital strike or something all right calling it in I would love to be there to help out oh yeah buddy you didn't bring him back I don't know what you I I pressed the button to bring him back did you have to throw it come back buddy don't worry I got you wow thank you thank you so much I'm dead I need to reload holy [ __ ] the quicker we destroy the eggs the quicker they'll all be gone true true no fear boys if there's fear then you'll be fearful then scared yeah and then scared as well as fear for about David Go's B forget about your and the only inspiration you need as a man all right here we go boys cuz if you're scared you'll be that's a bug hole throw your grenades in the bug holes I'm missing I'm missing all the grenades there we go that guy like Shields himself this one kind of looks like lobster you think he'd be nice if we took him home looks like he could be a lobster look at this in the you could definitely cut this St into some Sashimi stupid bro do do do you really think like why why me there was two other people next walk directly in front of everybody me I couldn't see we got all the eggs we got them wait did we kill all the eggs yeah we did O follow can you shoot say can I shoot yeah can you shoot uh everybody want to find out got bugs oh no wow that was one bullet okay reinforce reinforce me call him back boys call him back got it I got it that that's St you [ __ ] B hold on I'll try it what do you or something I'll try it [Music] out and you broke it then just I feel good now does I was K by unknown dude what was it oh you'll never know youtube.com I thought over be careful what the fu [ __ ] just blew apart okay hold on let me reinforce did you throw a grenade what the I don't know how to reinforce God damn it reinforce troll all right don't Okay Tyler it was me who squished you don't land on me don't land on me I know it was you dumbass I was there this is Hell welcome to jackass here we're going to be testing out the most ideas in hand we we need to watch our like movement forward across people's I thought you were going to say language yeah we need to watch our language guys there's so much censoring my Ed can do oh my God blood guts everywhere you got it you got it blood glutch blood glut you did even when you did it slow and [ __ ] up blood glutch who who am I okay you got to get get on there's no more time there's no more time he's just going to have to land on the plane no I never even came in [ __ ] the ship had a countdown I got on pretty sure we can leave him it's fine hell divers extracted three of four we got less XP oh man four stars out of five I wonder full Victory what the hell they go away since when did you have that open Marcel the entirety of the last mission we just did oh my gosh you look like a nerd cool nerd new difficulty unlocked medium oh I'm ready for medium I don't know about you guys but I'm ready yeah this is like a red planet it looked kind of cool so I picked it we can maybe do two missions at once here there's a sub objective let's do them both oh we're going to help citizens this time that's nice this game is really fun i' got the I'm I'm on it I'm on the computer oh establish communication Uplink ooh what's this democracy sld a taste of Freedom look at this beautiful red grass ooh I kind of like it oh no oh was that someone took a big fat who took a big fat here horbal strike yep oh I see why Fu up I see why oh that was clean tell you what man I don't know why you're not in the Middle East man they could use you which side I'm going to need you to be more specific whichever site makes the comment section happy then no one can get offended hey look what I found guys guys you guys they're bugs bugs bugs bugs hella bugs I got the hard drive I got the oh what's that that blow up if you shoot it oh my God thank you for completing the bit it took [ __ ] forever I didn't see it what happened oh that was funny okay where do I bring where do I bring my uh my hard drive oh up here did you guys call down SSD I did SSS and then we deliver it we deliver it here hey let's go let's go go up boys bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs and the bugs are pissed off about it what the hell uhoh oh oh yeah yeah see that orange hole that Smoke's coming out of that's a bug hole that's yeah that's that's the bug hole ass there's a bug in my bung hole there's a bug in your bung hole oh oh lot of them lot of little ones must the mama that must be the mama mama bring him over here mama mama mama mama mama mama M oh [ __ ] it oh bring him over here standing next to the giant red laser in the sky that says orbital air strike yes but you told him bring him over here so I brought him over there keep there you understand you understand one else is dying to that repeatedly you melee default was F I think what did you want me to do in that situation you said br br here and then I go over there I die and you're mad I'm not mad you're mad cuz you keep dying no you're mad hit him with the know you you you guys really are helpless holy [ __ ] that cheered me up [ __ ] this there's another little area over here oh yes this is sick hold on I got to show Scot bad at all what' you do you killed all the citizens did we lost I murdered some of them they went fly we that's not ideal Scotty come here I got something for you it's a gas canister I got hey I found one of those earlier that was sick watch what you happen when you do this wait ooh yoink mine oh well we already got four I feel like they just do it themselves wo wo all these priority citizens are white prority where do we let him out you lucky white bastards okay let's go ahead and get an or you're letting them out right in front of a whole bunch of bugs that's fine that's not fine look at them they're they're instantly going to get K trying to kill him I'll protect you yeah well done everybody well done every single worker was white we're totally not going to question that we're just here to do orders we can extract now see what's [Music] this uh Scott again you said there was no friendly fight all right you 100% lying that there was no Friendly Fire 100% lying hey you tried you tried boy try to your [ __ ] oh you very little HP okay I need to re yeah for my own safety yeah reinforce please reinforce please this gave us sobody ways to troll all right I'm back yeah yeah yeah hey man sorry about killing you and all yeah I don't know why you killed me I didn't kill you yeah never okay uh extraction time boys that's funny I didn't know I didn't think he would die oh you didn't die send his body to the stratosphere let's see let's see oh no it's still there but his head's gone oh [ __ ] nice gosh man this wait what well there's a bunch of [ __ ] over here I hear you breathing your little troll bre [ __ ] Bree over here you [ __ ] I don't feel too bad suck at I'm going to the EXT we using like six or seven reinforcements per round at this point do we lose money for doing that oh we we definitely has to be aish switch Dam you can really shoot these bugs started the extraction I stopped shooting I stopped shooting Lo him what happened [ __ ] he just died [ __ ] I hate when that happen D the fact that you can kill your friends and just bring them back straight away introduces so much [ __ ] around we are ripping for reinforcements should Landing boys should Landing Marcel Marcel you're so stupid he's rolling around on the ground I have the samples I have the samples I know you do you don't have time oh marel I don't think you're going to make it it's totally fine extraction complete well what a success victory for the right side of history that sounds all right how many RS you got how many what how many RS you got do how many hard RS you know just depends how I'm feeling dep many Freedom beers I drank don't little s brother here we go now I have a feeling we're getting low on our reinforcements boys how do you know you probably have a certain amount per Mission all right boys we're here oh [ __ ] that dude got a riot shield I'm Ned him I ned him IED him oh oh his Shield's gone oh he did oh he hurt though Scotty don't that's not me I'm activating the tower boys well that's a strike calling a strike that's not a strike dumb ass it's a turret B drop wow it's a t8100 Terminator oh oh this is so cool whole ass spaceship full of them oh my [ __ ] god wa back up back up back up back up throw your nades throw your nades okay orbital orbital orbital orbital orbital orbital orbital this is sick how did we go from oh they're about to get nked oh my gosh this is awesome find and destroy light automaton fabricator got find there you go holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wao wo wo holy [ __ ] man F was dude I'm not going to lie World War I kind of lit there you guys go back in theight back in the fight you go oh you get in there you tried to land on me after I brought you back I didn't see you oh I bet Tyler did though I did wait the this the robot what the [ __ ] you blew up the thing you blew up the thing okay okay you blew up the thing we're fighting against Terrorizer Army this is Terrorizer Army for sure yeah stay behind stay behind look like kind want to be turned to M that was lame as [ __ ] yeah but your body's still fly oh and time to reinforce there we go there there it is is this my I got this tell watch out tell watch out watch out watch out get down Mr President he said the line oh and Marcel died you [ __ ] I was going to grab that I'm walk welcome to jackass this is the m dolphin dive yeah brother do it again do again I turned into a meatball I had no limbs oh did you hear that did anyone hear that one of you guys just screamed like a [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that dude got a [ __ ] Rock terrifying when all you see is just [ __ ] red eyes look at that look at that airplane up there on top of the mountain like eggs or something wait wait these don't hurt you these are funny it doesn't hurt you oh [ __ ] it hurt me I got launched oh you get a tiny bit of damage yeah a let me dive let me dive want wanted to dive on us over here over here there's a bun over here there's a bunch over here Bunch right here yeah okay dive on him and we shoot you so I'll dive on go here I go no wait wait now all right I took a little bit of damage there I'm not going to lie I took half the damage half Health yeah we got a bunch of Ste though I have one s oh [ __ ] I wanted to hit him right before breaking it down these guys are creepy bro start rocking is that a flare is that a flare what is that that car SL oh [ __ ] what a oh [ __ ] KOB get your get your CES out oh yeah oh my God that was yeah that was cleaning up them Bots area secured nice nice work I found the Hulk I found the Hulk that's him for sure that's him for sure uh hell what the [ __ ] is that strike orbital strike I'm going to use a hell bomb instead hell bomb hell bomb stay there stay there the hell bomb should do some damage we got him that just killed him instantly hell bomb guys there's a timer counting down on this thing there's a timer on the hell bomb some [ __ ] R around me there's a timer on the hell bom oh well holy [ __ ] so it landed on top of him and killed him the expl hadn't even gone yet lit you literally [ __ ] dunked on him are we chilling feel like we're chilling now oh there's a bunch of [ __ ] over here we're chilling I think we're chilling now damn that was kind of intense for a minute oh [ __ ] dude dude who did that who did that I want to sh your head that was amazing all boys all right let's extract gentlemen yeah I'm going [Music] in look at him when to cut your ass arms what are you wor about just turned around he's like well guess I missed him wait watch me watch me watch mey I did that too yeah M did it better did you know killed 60 enemies using the anti-material rifle what is that well you see it takes material and ant it I [ __ ] oh boy which one is it no hesitation you killed him bro oh I don't know which one it is you have to say all that bro you do yeah okay I'm spending money on the game give me them super credits [ __ ] yeah ooh let's sabotage an air base no I just gave this game 20 [ __ ] dollars and I wanted to get [ __ ] let's SP at our democracy all over the faces of the enemy let me tell you about democracy brother oh we are in I I'm doing no damage and I'm but I am 1 HP now how do I zoom in with this [ __ ] thing going in look at the hill look at the hill [ __ ] oh [ __ ] help me help me you're fine holy [ __ ] wow that is huge dude I barely survived mission complete hello extraction available I mean there's a lot we can do what I got killed by rocket Devastator one of those guys Dam you took his rocket like that what hey you want to take my spot no sorry you [ __ ] wild cat what what I do I have to wait [ __ ] 4 minutes for my anti material rifle that my problem censor that [ __ ] restrict your video you [ __ ] what come on that's right Evan that's right tell them how it Isel what we're recording I know like like what come in here talking like a Bob Ross ASMR dropping I was going to say I was going to say that Marcel I was going to ask you permission to talk because I know you get the most mad I haven't said a single word no I I just wanted to say something we're literally in the middle of a mission fighting Terminators and all you've done is cause problems so just say Vanos cause problems I don't worry I will oh Evan's gone I miss him oh no what the [ __ ] bro where did they come from that was funny Scotty that was funny Scotty I got you all right there's a lot of explosive barrels a lot of exposive aarrows around it all right what are we doing oh nothing stop stop oh righty then guys no died yeah real mysterious what a shame I'm sure it wasn't on purpose oh you guys blew it up and this sniper rifle is fun it's actually so good I need to get that let's go no one died on impact as well that was great everybody let's go let's go let's go consider that place next order is Major ordered automations have launched a car the mfield sounds fire getting in my pond you want spawn let's land on the North side excited to use the Minefield damn no good looks yeah yeah my mom made it oh there's a mine right next to where I spawned are you [ __ ] kidding me I'm right next to and I'm dead there it is had two mines on either side of my [ __ ] pod dude just get better dud in front of me so I backed up and stepped on another one absolute skill issue if you ask me I almost walked on one [ __ ] [ __ ] no stop you get [ __ ] that's what you get for talking that [ __ ] oh man [ __ ] yeah someone's straight up screaming Freedom right there look where putting o he's thriving up there just so you know I can snap you any second I won't dance Boy Dance Dance boy area that looks like I'm just going to stem I'm going to stem you're not going to win this fight I have a sniper rifle dance boy dance boy come on now dance boy there behind that rock boy wor look at you with your G shorts your ball sack handing out the side of your pants hey that's my line it only works against Hillbillies and cod oh you're a hill Billy aren't you I've been to Nashville dude you live right next to Cotton Street grades grenades there's bodies going everywhere the the oh that did not go as far as I thought it would I did dive wow wow H yeah freedom I saluted at the perfect time yep there you go have fun oh oh oh my God oh my God you ran into you ran into Nola skill D skill D I'm so dead I'm so dead I'm so dead I'm so dead I was killed by do [ __ ] these [ __ ] guys with the at8 [ __ ] in front of them are so cringe dude I'm dead unbelievable Scout Strider get [ __ ] you get [ __ ] you [Music] good good play brother got him I can use some help yeah I think you could Dum ass nice uh who just shot no are you sniping me no SC blew me up hey you got to watch where you stand BR back up no go towards [Music] us oh no way that has quite the blast radius Scott oh wow Scotty near Ed the whole [ __ ] game and also bugged my character so thank you that was funny careful [ __ ] yeah skill is Sho to be honest skill shoot why be careful hey watch where you're standing Scotty I heard a wise man tell me before what watch where you're standing shut up stupid [ __ ] you missed the mother watch watch out watch out watch out oh what do you mean watch out [ __ ] we're all we allfor you [ __ ] that's it we have no more we have no more we have no more we have no more reinforcements funny go to the extract extract ow I'm dead oh this is not good we had a way to bring you back to life no that's not a part of this game this is I think booss this is a seconds just stay alive for 90 seconds strike sorry I saw people there before you got there I was there before the people no you weren't I was I got the footage brother I threw it Bots before there no oh who's going to make it who's going to make it no more wa Li he 2 minutes 2 minutes 2 minutes 2 minutes Guys Don't Go Near The Mines over there they're all out look at them over there look at them they just [ __ ] them all out my God we're going to die get on the ship aren't we okay apparently I threw it to the wrong spot cuz they're all coming from the left yeah he baai him backwards he's Bai him backwards oh oh you can reinforce me guys maybe we should save it for a better player too late got it better thank you wait thank you Scotty holy [ __ ] these robots kill the robots what the [ __ ] you [ __ ] I told you I tried to tell you you don't [ __ ] listen God behind behind someone kill Nola $100 PayPal uhuh uhuh uh I'm watching you [ __ ] what am I spectating I'm spectating a corpse get away from Dam it dude I di to it the first time oh they're walking into my Minds over there I was yeah I baited him I baited him take the wrong step over there [ __ ] idiots dumb asses we did it boys get on that [ __ ] possibly our best best one yet that was our best work yet you're right I shouldn't have resed him shouldn't have resed him Scotty's rage when you land it on his head he did it twice within like 5 minutes extract Scotty man it's still here star we're going to get one [ __ ] we're getting worse we're getting worse at this game three stars please oh let's go we did amazing yeah there we go hey buddy well done well done

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Length: 31min 16sec (1876 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 24 2024