Hearts of Iron - The Red Tide #5 - Border Gore

Louis oh yeah did you permit the disgusting Democratic British into our territory I may have done accidentally yes I thought I was accepting it not a crash impact and I think I accidentally may have given them permission disgustingly you will be purged for this brother that iris sorry this is a private affair surging oh my God look what this happened what we have a we have met up with our French brother hello Bonjour their lives have joined we will embrace and play quick game of football but with a little more invention of decadent West Oh what what we play potato ball yes we kick potato around field dirty dusty field but it is potato grown with on sweat and hard labor is much more satisfying much more to watch this this has been the weirdest game that I've already heard when no it is red tide it's mother's the world the Polish will get their revenge they're gonna get a real special very special and mistreatment I'm gonna need more steel ok [ __ ] I've been neglecting like all of this [ __ ] I cannot believe I haven't capitulate idea we just need to take me we are coming down on Munich yeah I'm attacking we got it we got it lads I still don't still not down they will give it a give it a couple of days hmm oh oh oh what oh are you in trouble nope no I'm all right it's like these there's a lot of [ __ ] down here but we're holding it off ok here we come Germany we're coming to get you [ __ ] ok alright we're starting to close this off a little bit suck my dick Angela Merkel they're running out of [ __ ] down here I need much tungsten to build my tanks yeah tungsten is idiotic Oh finally they're gone and is it whoo gosh okay no no military access who is left in this war so did you get Germany it's just Japan left in the war now we got to kill him okay Japan it's time for you at the fall before the might we see if I can get a shiner on our side China is going fascist what Jesus not on my watch gentlemen let's get over there let us go where are we going now Japan Japan I have no ships okay me neither I'll start building some wait I'm just gonna kick the Germans and the Italians out of here though because they took a bit of Bulgaria the French Communist my heart Africa Italy still has a bit a day of it Vick they moved their capital to Tripoli so Italy I told they'd capitulated but I guess they had not well Italy they got they got a bit of territory back I think the Germans live by the way Germany is out of the war in 1939 that's crazy look at that look at Poland's yeah it's [ __ ] huge [ __ ] that's great yeah good Poland strong all right now it's great like having Europe cuz well no we don't have Britain but at least we can just [ __ ] chill for a bit now my goodness that grace have given me a bunch of divisions there we'll super high level like seasoned veteran units Japanese diplomats in Berlin not sure they'll meet the people they think they're getting me if they go to Berlin honestly hello Japan my stuff is it to like return to the place holy [ __ ] yeah we got this need to like clear up some of these orders and stuff cuz [ __ ] everywhere these guys are not really very pleased with being occupied by Poland I will say that they are yeah holding yeah you might need to build some military police you don't need that many I know you built an awful lot on the stream the other day you don't need quite as many as you think I've got I mean look at it with units but militant military police are good but firstly I've got 15 military police units but they're still revolting pretty hard man's just like full-time rebuilding and there's a naval invasion happen oh no yeah what's this a German naval invasion where what oh my goodness I'm being attacked where are they coming from they're coming for me at the top here France we're in sort of the the East whoo-hoo oh [ __ ] I see Japan [ __ ] Japan this place is an absolute nightmare to fight in this war is generally unbelievably tedious they're bombing my naval base repeatedly I'll [ __ ] I haven't been researching or just been like so focused on everything else [ __ ] - not good I need to repair so many of my factories everything's like [ __ ] [ __ ] broken you know we are properly at war with Japan now and Germans do not appreciate me being in their country the amount of damage there is is it just constant sabotage yeah it's it's just not it's just non-stop I could just see it happening all the time my wish - we're doing good at like filling our orders and [ __ ] like that so that's good at least I'm schlepping guys all the way over there now slap him up he's schlepping you schlep an all day and he schlepping all night now alright we're just tidying up down here getting rid of the last little bits of Italy and Germany off the European continent do we want to take Norway Sweden and Finland we could do I mean I've got to deal with Japan so I'm kind of focusing on that okay do you need help yeah okay I'll send some stuff for ya I need to just I need to just get control the Germans here how do I make him help I'd be more resistant how about how do I be nasty to them you can suppress them if you go to click on your flag manage the occupied territories and click on well I can only release but you can go to gentle or unkind really mean that kind of default is gentle resistance with -48 be harsh does that harsh so harsh makes resistance grow more right Yeah right no no I think that cuts down on it so that sort of restricts it if you look at growth of problems if you look at the one with gentle I think that's when you get the bra gonna be harsh yeah harsh means you basically cracking heads just day and night right okay Greece communist Greece is being [ __ ] over by non-communist Greece as well good you want to help them out I guess I could yeah are you in a position to do that yeah I think so okay well man my troops are arrived in Russia man they're completely out breath yo like yep this is the this is our life now this is just some believable it's horrendous dude it's horrible dude dude so do we have do we have to justify against we don't really want to justify against the allies just yet to it not yet no okay man I'm importing all of your oil basically really flax you should be getting so many civilian factories from me I am getting I have one hundred and twenty two forty one of them from trade yeah I'm just importing so much material from you by building your own tanks baby I'm importing a lot from you as well well I am just cutting off these Japanese dudes so we can steal Korea that's the play here chums okay what should I call my tank divisions polish tanks ah don't ask I lost paradise a Panzer Panzer pulp polkas okay pulse pulse go fast good my fishin holster flip fast oh man we only have 93 factories out she 9300 M it takes a while to get Russia online but once you get there you become the most terrifying force right I mean you're already pretty terrifying though we're getting there like to me that's that's crazy get these lights the big squeeze I'm sending in a bunch of Romanians to help you in Japan oh I've never been to help you with your worgen ah right right right our independent state of Croatia is dead noise who got it mind control of it yeah you've got it I ain't signing no no no Hungary Yugoslavia everything what the [ __ ] what did you get do you want control of some of these states ifs how do I give you control over some states if you request and that's a dorm user stuff up towards the so you have access to the Mediterranean you give him all the way up to that coast the Dalmatian coast there that will help ya just I can't yeah well I can probably deal with thee do it do I have to request it I think you have to request it yeah and I accept so you want transdanubia Croatia Bosnia Dalmatia Montenegro I think as much of that is you can get basically yeah right if we've quelled the resistance pretty much you'll be glad to hear we have shut down all resistance now we begin the rebuilding of Germany for the next great war which is not going to be long I've repaired most the stuff down there sits but you still probably when you take the territories everybody still be some damage stuff chemical to garrison some guys in the areas you've Terrace you've taken off me and keep taking stuff until you've got that whole area covered okay that's alright did you guys send stuff over here or did you not send stuff oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening what over in your area I've gone surrounding the fudge out of them I just need help I know I've sent a bunch of stuff over but you're the line changed since the last time so I'm just gonna help push in you look at this is a gigantic [ __ ] border Gore yeah yeah what is happening we surround and the heck out of them is what's happening I don't think I even had a bell pile I think I just turned up so that helped out got attrition to [ __ ] it was like [ __ ] I'm just gonna die and now it's going crazy have you not got logistics dudes in all your armies know that that's vital when you're going to be fighting in [ __ ] holes like this is that you have a logistics unit in every single infantry should have logistics well many other people can you take this a little pocket as well on the river here and then I'll have that point up to the river what are you talking about sips you take care Vlad Vlad Vlad near vote Vanya Vojvodina Vojvodina hold on yeah where is that I hardly even knew her the bit above sorry fo pointing out where I've got one horsemen quelling the resistance I'll hear ya but Dodge need your okay where is it well the Japanese had just let their units get surrounded this is this is ugly oh cool okay let's just pockets off them yes like what is it I brought tanks and they didn't like a spring day ah resistance is quelled okay I guess I could be gentler now let's be more gentle all right Germany come on see they've seen the scene the ways of the better ways you know the red way the red way yeah a red way the red way it's the right way it's alright way we got a red way here um could you send someone over right away please with some blue cancel out the red national folk is some Jack Nicholson yeah we're just going for flex we're helping ya doing we're doing [ __ ] yeah over running of the crap out of these lads what about against the Japanese oh my goodness they're just getting overrun all the time yeah they're getting [ __ ] hard they have nothing they're all their units that we surround their realization drop Sterling's all of them pretty much all of them it's devastating yeah stand a chance we [ __ ] up they got away we [ __ ] at him we got him Tony we [ __ ] got him said to me just the way you're gonna say to him we [ __ ] up they got away okay you know Mel your real piece of [ __ ] Mel okay okay we got up top if you got Pacific Fleet at all be there that lis there that Lear dad are a banger do you do you have a Pacific Fleet you told me yeah Pacific Fleet what planet you want your sunshine boy well I don't know who do you think we are Russia yeah we're not the position please Americans know that we need to watch just want to get like a sub over here to cuz we have a Japan in we don't have [ __ ] over here how we get away Japan well Jesus you'll have to build a fleet ah paratroopers but my friend is how we're going to invade Japan we are fighting Greece now really V Greece Oh a actual Greece no we are we are straight-up just fighting Greece which won the comedy stories grace no the allied one so I don't think there did they even declare for the Allies who knows mangu ko quit good job mangu quit there they're not they're not allied hey Greece Greece whose [ __ ] side a day on not they're not they're not up with anyone so we can just [ __ ] steamroll them now help get them they're having a civil war still that's the prayer involved in that ah service by requirement 10 million people we're gonna have no manpower right now I have 10 million I can give you units [ __ ] now it's alright I know Cooper no [ __ ] yeah out of units to realize I need to UM need to put these on hold alright that's given me some [ __ ] it's give me some man perfect let's make sure these guys get priority how do I make pad I put people people in the new theater oh there we go who wants who wants units does anybody want troops I'm fine for now honestly alright alright there's still [ __ ] Germans over here whereabouts Japan oh really yeah just hanging out just hanging just hanging on all right eleven more um panzerfausts oh come come wait don't wait for my medium thanks join the fray be big big big it been bend at the ban jelly music on yeah yeah I don't oh it's magnificent is very quiet over here you gotta hear the music I love the music in this game to romp around the world yeah killing stuff doing a romp doing a romantic romp and a jape enough can you see this allied battle plans oh you can yeah if you press dot if you press full stop you can see the anti-god sale signs oh my god you have 27 infantry standing in the same spot please stop that immediately well I'm just moving them like one by one okay look the attrition my god the attrition I know we're far from home here men what can I do the hungry the men they're eating each other all part of the plan they're eating each other's [ __ ] it's so gay man got to do what a man gotta do man gets lonely out here on the frontline Jesus political advisors the Prince of Terror it's a nice guy when you get to know him is that person technically a prince yeah he is terrifying it's very it's a very creepy what the [ __ ] is going on here uh are we at war with these guys are we war with these guys that's a question we are they'll find a defensive war okay all right we need to god I wish we could get them on our team but they're in a bloody faction idiots the Chinese went and did it they went and made a faction did they yeah what a [ __ ] a bunch guests [Music]

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Keywords: funny, gaming, lewis, sips, Hearts of Iron 4, Multiplayer, Highlights, Strategy, World War, German Reich, Invasion, Russia, Communism, Communist Russia, Poland, Romania, History, Paradox, Simulation, Battle, Warfare, Armies, Generals, Conquest, Fascism, Walkthrough, Gameplay, Sips, Pyrion, Lewis, Xephos, Funny Moments

Id: j79WFtJ74kQ

Length: 20min 27sec (1227 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 01 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/cZirconium]

Oh god, when they take out Japan they'll go to the peace treaty. They have no idea how to do peace treaties.

Say hello to the British Overseas Territory of Germany.

[u/frscltngdsklght]

Harsher occupation policies for lowering resistance. Dick is officially ripped.

edit:

Just saw sips order 28 divisions to take a Japanese province in Siberia with no troops in it.

No manpower. Better take a Prince of Terror political advisor. Have mercy Sips.

[u/[deleted]]

sips has no manpower because he has total mobilisation, which massively boosts your industry but has a -3% recruitable population

[u/GiantSquidBoy]

'Invade Japan with paratroopers'

A cunning plan sir..

[u/Artravus]

Is this every 2 days now? I might die. My addiction is too strong.

[u/lance130]

I think they might just pull this off

[u/cotorshas]

At this point, boosting ideology is really OP. I've stopped doing it except against small counties myself, otherwise it's so easy to flip major powers before the war starts, even with their defenses against it.

[u/Melonskal]

This would be a lot more entertaining if the Japaneese AI wasn't braindead.

[u/Datlofvian1]

Правда- The voice of the workers!

Peace in Europe

Peace was achieved throughout in Germany today as the last Nazi resistance groups finally embraced the will of the workers. Not only this but capitalist forces in Greece are on the brink of capitulation! Soon the workers and the people shall have peace in our times!