Hearts of Iron - The Balkan Bros #4 - The 5 Second War

you're a man Italy wants to send us and divisions to help out no thanks Italy what's this help at Calais oh my god it please going off to you baby whoa whoa no this is this is a history this is what happens in in actual history the Lewis that's it at least coming after you they want you back they declare you think they know they're just thinking about it no they're justified war girls in case we look yeah you're [ __ ] what I meant what to say was you're [ __ ] yeah you're in a lot of trouble buster well this is not what I had expected so how long is that gonna take them to declare as you say so it's all shits gonna happen on the 25th of April which is exactly when it's exactly the same day no no no no no any notice of it it's fine that was my god Jesus Congrats Jesus Christ man [ __ ] steamrolled them they're not actually declaring did they get like a flash war it's that world thing can they like surprise attack me is anything in the fire they still have to just show yeah all right I trust you I trust you P flex oh we got we got double our factories now we're nice steel I'm missing steel of Romania's looking looking beefy isn't it look this looks it's pretty boys pretty beefy big and beefy I'm impressed but don't worry P flex I'll be up there with you in those lofty rights we'll be able to have dinner together and talk about how we conquer the world I'd laugh about it like evil fascist dictators yeah we can't wait I'm excited for it [Music] Russians steal should steal nice all right yeah okay cool what's happening so all have been military factories build in government go in pop it up to four so no so Italy aren't they aren't justifying against me yeah we're just thinking about doing stuff to your body I miss I miss I looked at this flag and I was like oh that's the Italian flag but it isn't actually it's the Hungarian flag it's the same colors but horizontal is it vertical yeah how long is your um war declaration April so a little while to go but that gives me enough time to get a net positive of I'm trying to justify on them as well just to how about that okay yeah you won't be able to come in from you before sure I do sure I take it but just in case like just in case I get bogged down which it might happen you never know yeah the brave Yugoslavians might not might not want to fight you know he knows it's true they might decide that Fighting's not for them but even you know what they might you're right about that they might decide that yeah all right so that's upgrade these guys oh yeah I can't all right I'm gonna wait forever wait a little bit see I've got 24 divisions which I'm how many provisions have you got P flex about 30 I guess yeah I think that seems to be like the right amount tiny little army here how do I stop them from deploying who a new devide new divisions in the in the manager I don't know alright because I don't I do you know how you do that I don't really but I don't think it's possible to keep them paused unless you just stop making the stuff that they need right okay I've shown it you could stop doing that like you can cancel production and you can but I don't believe you can pause it I've stopped production I'm going to instead upgrade these guys to the better division but that does mean they're gonna need to undergo a bit of training to get back up 2 to the right rank as well we're just we're just train the divisions for a bit on the front lines just so they know how to use the new artilleries and stuff cause otherwise they're gonna be like shooting their own guys yeah your nightmare and like just generally [ __ ] the whole thing up a strain smaller these defensive divisions I'm sure I label this okay all right good and we'll have these guys as a backup cool this will be my would be my main army though yeah yeah it's happening no I mean nice I've got good amount of small arms which is which is what I need I've got just about enough support equipment Oh would you get oh it's Austria Austria has been shoeless they're been solution it silly on in Germany's faction yeah that's like that does that has happened it's Italy have a little bit they have Zara on the coast of Yugoslavia and they also have obviously they have their their designs on Albania which sort of gives them this nice beachhead into Yugoslavia really it's quite quite spooky feels quite weak maybe I should go to Paris now we're not gonna be ready till July in our justification do you want to wait till then and we'll help you out and or you're not interested I think we're just got to go for it probably okay I think we're just gonna kind of go for it [ __ ] yeah maybe I should get some tank research going just in the background let's get let's get the factories whoa into warfighters now as well is that what you're up to yeah like proper planes no I had the research from scratch didn't start with anything so oh wow we're making fighter ones at the moment so we've got a little bit of an air force but it ain't great okay I can keep training and keep these training these guys all up to expert I guess then because they were all about the same level so if I trained them all up to expert then I can pump out some more defensive units into a new a new army yeah I'm one tank division I'll just have fun with that to drive it around yeah we're building two more whoo I like the idea that I'm army actually in this tank feel great so I have my army here and then I'm I'm in the tank behind no name I should rename it to Prince Louis's tank let's do that [Music] it's got funny name already actually maybe it's got maybe isn't what I say fine no maybe it's like a historical name you know you can't like us because a lot of my divisions have you know have have historical names so space for Sanskar for us Vaska Jadranka cerska patiska i guess they were from like regions of yugoslavia so with with because width many players America you have like you know they're the same 76 rednecks and yeah any nice company cowboy balls and also stuff yeah cowboy balls 77 hillbillies it's like classic you know classic American the Mazzara Marines oh that's good I like that okay I start justifying against Bulgaria Bulgaria [ __ ] Trekkie alright yeah they're not affiliated with anybody so but they might flip to communist if we declare war on them although they are mainly democratic so they might just do any allies which would be okay but we would have to fight potentially the Brits and everyone like that but we'll have to fight them eventually anyway I will definitely help you out with Turkey I think we should wait for the turkey thing until we're in the same faction but it's up to you there's other ways we can't help you are you doing fine yeah just about I just started justifying yeah all right I'll I'll do the same [Music] right I mean if I if I'm on their board here just to fight against them Luis I'm tying up some of their troops yeah and saint-like analysts say they won't know what's going on I'm coming around the back and just spank him that's how I roll thanking units spanked him heard I'm gonna spank him right in the [ __ ] Wow I just that's what I do if I like someone I just walk up I just spank them in the [ __ ] [ __ ] spank right wait we're fully trained just for you ready to go right we're just waiting for each day here it is it's coming up go oh it's coming up hang on hdhd boys hit the beep you had B day I've got a what got T day yeah time for tea yeah well you've got some lads on the border there that's good yeah if you checked out all there and all that 16th of October regular train good house well [ __ ] months to go still yeah my boys are crack troops at this point I'm building forts by the way building a lot of forts that's a good idea ok they're trained enough now I just need to I think I have to wait for there what's this green bar it's just wait for this I go right for their organisation to get my cut before I attack yeah so I'm go away for max organization because their organisation goes down when they're training okay so what's the organization or declare war and then war well [ __ ] recklessly sports are actually quick to build like there's surprisingly quick to build so we've got our entire northern border and the border with the Soviets has at least a level of four in it I'm just gonna walk it up to max so we can try and hold them looking army offense we're getting army logistics oh it's gorgeous I just put all my points into buffing my army and we're gonna dictate what man I feel I feel like I've never been more ready for a war I love this gal now Yugoslavia nice oh yeah here comes Luis is going in let's see if he dares to move in a little I'm more ready look at this oh great across the board it's all green baby so green oh yeah and we go in you're taken you're already taking stuff now already pushing into the territory yeah good work boys keep it aggressive aggressively execute battle plans oh yeah oh they're crumbling a crab League relief of Mike of the yuccas love armies I'll look at this P flex they are rockin Game four Oh Mike all I can see is is the little circle with a question mark and it's just turning blue that's all I could see it's just thrust thrust after thrust they should not I could not have executed this better I don't think if I'd even if I tried you just clicked go and they went I mean put in was nuts they're you know I really I like optimized my production I've got you know I've got surpluses of everything I need oh it's beautiful and you know so if these guys have to fight and take some damage they're gonna be fine I've got my divisions trained really nicely I'm getting some military experience coming in here so as soon as I'm Susan finished with this war I'll upgrade my my defensive armies to or maybe I'll just upgrade them all to the new checkmate divisions chair mate checkmate checkmate for H day so I'm being bogged down on this large river a little bit but I think I can probably punch through a certain location and we'll see this is there 11 divisions here that's about a lot now you got him against these minor Nations I think you can you don't need to worry about the whole encirclement thing you just punched through mmm losing this Oh ready you got Marines you do you it's weird how oh okay you losing nope just just try to control my tank but I never really quite know where they really has volunteers from Italy oh right a client that's fine we don't need I can't for some reason my justification against them has ended I can't justify anymore oh no way yeah that's weird what that quote really yeah yeah you think it can't so did you catch no I think it's cuz you declared war on them or something with theaters happening hungry problems like modification combat so it actually tells you where you're having what problems with combat I guess this like some some maybe they've got some well fortified areas that my guys aren't ideal at breaking through hmm I can see a couple of Italian troops but not very many I don't know something's up the polls know something is up oh the polls what are they getting onto your body just moved off my border and they went straight north I think Germany is is getting ready no bliss 1938 so yeah well they're not declaring on them yet but they'll get their war deck from their tree it's possible they they read in their reading signs reading between the lines read between the lines man yeah man I've really really pushed in here this is fantastic actually to capture Budapest but they have a lot of a lot of divisions on their site I think mine is just superior yeah so I don't think they're gonna be able to hold me off if you hover over the little what should we call it the little go symbol for your guys when they're doing their plan if you hover over that tilt tell you whether the enemy's inferior enough is approach inferior enemy 100% yeah yeah but the Soviets are still inferior to my guys at the moment well I think that that if you put a few few points into sort of army training and stuff they they can very quickly become more powerful yeah the Imagi nice yeah let's let's leave those guys they're there they're trapped so they're not gonna pose much of a threat and if me might just want to push in here they can if you guys can push in there oh yeah that's gonna work nicely see these guys just tried to account fence and that left him weak and I've just just cut off a bunch of divisions oh oh it's gone oh no it's that gone how was that how did that how did that compare to your fight PFS was that quicker or slower that was slower they're bigger they have more troops Bulgaria had nothing good nice men and we did a spearhead and took their capital straight away so I put I put seven infantry divisions on spearhead and they just went blop and took the capital and then they just quit ski all right who's next I mean check sfakia ah can I be snapped up by the Germans maybe we just go for Germany P flags you've gotta be kidding me homeboy what why not cuz it's mad it's sheer madness I think we could do it it's like it's like we did before with Poland it was not unity I think I think we wait and see once they've taken Poland see what the ribbon chopped outcome is because if I'm on the border with the Soviets then the only way through for the like well gonna try and hold against the Soviets and then the north is the problem but we'll have to worry about our northern and your western border because that's the way the Italians will come also attack things if we attack Germany before Italy I think we go for it originally yeah that would be the one they're weaker but we want to wait until they start the war with France and then go on them I think because that would be that means that they're turned around and then maybe France would we'll kick their ass as well and then we you know because we're not gonna be at war with the French and not gonna award that because all our biggest threats are the Soviet Union Germany and Italy so if we can [ __ ] over Italy that would be great and they've got a lot of resources in northern Italy all right I'm thinking lads I'm just thinking okay no that's good I'm gonna make I thinks it's good thinking it's good thinking how many one how many twenty one two three I need like three or four mounting troops to defend this mountainous region against the Italians so let's let's train eight and I'll just whack an absolutely full of bodies I mean where do I get the ability to make my own all the body can't create fractions right ideological fanaticism this is it that's do I want to order to make a big old thick thick Mountaineer division that's just super defensive I think so I feel like that's probably a good strategy and then I just hold that and then naval invite no maybe not mm-hmm I don't know it said he's not an easy place for me to attack as you sorry I have to get through this this tiny area you know right but that tiny area like think about it this way once the war is on between Germany and France and Italy and France they're gonna have all their units there and their other lads will be on the border with the Soviets right so what we need to do is very quickly take that area like just push through with tanks and we could encircle their troops that they'll have on your border where we punch through there and just encircle as much as we can take Munchen and then just drive for billion and just flip the whole war because if they lose enough of those big sensors the French might be able to push them back and they'll move troops off and then once France starts pushing into the Netherlands and Belgium all that kind of [ __ ] then Germany's kaput you know we have to use the Allies what have you done going against Turkey but the British and the French might hate before are they pals with them oh yeah potential enemies do you want to do this homeboy let me just say something if you do that the French the Brits will divert troops that they will need against the Germans to help Turkey just think about that just think about that I know but I'm gonna be so [ __ ] screwed if I don't do this now when I committed in a faction but when we join a faction we will be at war with Britain and all that long well that's that's inevitable anyway I'm going for it we're on it and we called you maniac [Music]

Channel: Team Double Dragon

Views: 166,144

Rating: 4.9676676 out of 5

Keywords: funny, gaming, lewis, sips, Hearts of Iron 4, Multiplayer, Highlights, Strategy, World War, Poland, Romania, History, Paradox, Simulation, Battle, Warfare, Armies, Generals, Conquest, Walkthrough, Gameplay, Funny Moments, hearts of iron part 4

Id: LUy1PfB7PVc

Length: 19min 31sec (1171 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 02 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Arkalar]

Watching lewis cancel all of those almost complete divisions killed me a little bit inside

[u/JonathanSwaim]

I can imagine Sips taking up to the Bosporus, but nothing past that.

It's gonna be fun seeing them smashed by one faction or another.

[u/venabl]

They give us 3 episodes in 2 days, then start releasing episodes every other day, teasing bastards!

[u/Datlofvian1]

Tou τα παιδιά του Αλεξάνδρου- Greece's best selling nationalist newspaper!

War declared on the Turks!

Today the Nationalist Union of Greece declared war on the snivelling Turks! In a grand speech just behind the front line, our glorious president, Christopher Lovasz, stated that the main goal of the war was to "retake Byzantium from the Turkish dogs," although he did not rule out destroying and annexing the entire Turkish state. Despite the fact that this conquest is completely justified, Turkey's greedy puppet masters, the British Empire and France, threatened to impose trade sanctions. However, such petty acts will not damage the war effort! Glory will soon be ours!

[u/Sweendog_]

Pyrion screwed Sips by justifying war goals against Turkey also. The British and French will guarantee the independence of any European or middle eastern nation if a person that has generated above 10% world tension justifies on someone.

[u/TheRealGuy01]

Well, this is definitely not going to end well. I get the feeling there's gonna be a 3v1.. where the Allies, Axis and Comintern = the 3 factions, vs their 1 faction.

This isn't going to be a very long series, I don't think. :P

[u/StarMinstrel]

In case you guys have not figured this out until the next session : you can keep units from deploying by simply not assigning a deploy location. You'll then just have a tooltip up top telling you units are ready to deploy when they are.

[u/saintsfan92612]

I need more!!!

20 minutes every other day is such a tease.

I really hope Sips_ doesn't get wrecked by England/France/Turkey in the next episode.

[u/GenitalGestapo]

Sips doesn't seem to realize he doesn't have to go through Istanbul.