He Built a Haberdashery in 2023...?! - Conan Exiles

[Music] oh this is going to be dumb everybody else is busy playing Minecraft just building building building should have brought this the first time and if I could just sneak around this and activate this stupid scepter thing also noticed this is called the Tower of bats but there is one bat singular okay buddy already beat you but I know you're still going to be there just want to activate the thing thing it's daytime bat should be just sleepy sleepies mhm you'd be up I don't remember all right up there you're going to just get pissed the second we don't need to fight dude oh God what are you doing up here why are you here no no no no I was trying to be sneaky and quiet sneaky no I'm not falling off the edge for you swear to God you idiot that's not I got to go behind him don't I damn okay I can do it I can do it he won't see me B's being very very patient uh-huh uh-huh wow okay open let me put this uh right here why did that why what happened there where' my thing go it disappeared oh it's right there crafting you pretty smooth move there Dora almost done with the awakened staff of the triumverate which I remember was quite talky probably just uh needed someone to talk to okay I'm GNA take that awakened staff beautiful and you're f look at you this is awesome all right best way to get down without killing myself cuz surely it's not that wow you're a great bat seepy seepy bat all right I'll figure out what this does shortly but that was [Music] flawless [Music] all right Anthony check this out I check it out boom it's a sacrificial altar it's a thty bench that's what I meant yeah a thery bch this is where we therager what oh thank God I've been wanting to get into that honestly I think it's th turgy what does it do bench oh we can learn more magic things oh I actually can I place this on here hold on oh yeah I can look at this I picked up a skull on our adventurous boo a there it is yeah so let's see hey little skull hey y'all come by later today we're doing grand opening for what for my store your store it sells what what do you sell a surprise just come by later okay oh it's like one of those pop-up stores abso you know what I mean a popup store yeah no I don't know what you mean you like fancy cities in New York like a store opens for 2 days out of nowhere it's a popup store that's what you think did you build it today yeah oh then it's a pop-up store well all things are built in days not Rome anyways what the hell's I don't I still don't know what a pop-up store is it's some pretentious thing where it's like oh look at my fancy things at this store for one day only or maybe two and then it's gone so they rent a store they rent a space for a day yes just to sell a bunch of stuff it's day is permanent ever okay pop-up stores or your my thing okay well I was talking about popup stores mine's not a popup we'll see you just started all right hold I want to take a look at this uh this is a mess ABS you figure this out I feel like playing Minecraft today okay yeah go play some Minecraft all I'm going to go build building my tower up high Simons is getting out of goddamn control it's doing just fine oh hey Simon hey I'm I'm coming for you my Tower's coming for you well now I'm going with wise I'm I'm on stair day today maybe eventually one day we'll connect the two H we'll see uh all right Rock Monsters come on now oh my god really just want to try out my staff like I got a new toy and I can't play with it also I want to get a dancer to get a dancer oh hey rock monster good to see you uh they're kind of everywhere I'll pull back here whatever hey there big Scorpio surely up there I know we've been up there but there's got to be a dancer I'll mess up a dancer up here all right can I just have some peace please for the staff hard to say staff without infection but I I pulled it off um six six oh you got to put the staff down oh you come on yeah all right I don't have my shield out and it's fine idiot thank you horse for the protection how's this work again six Put it Down Bam talk yes yes I live again I didn't order to cream pie to damn it cream pie you're standing on the staff all right stand guard here cream pie good horse awaken St all right uh talk yes yes I live again oh May the Earth tremble at my coming and all of that oh hello hi ah well I have you to thank for awakening me yes yes oh you've done a very great thing know my for Masters were upset with my advice I was thrown into that sewer in a fit of peak apparently my endless wisdom was only at a premium when they were winning the war that's it more options uh H well I've uh awakened you super thankful for that I guess I'll put you back in my pocket good Mission got to go get a dancer now ah cream pie hey neebs hey welcome Hey you see you got a uh a store that's not a popup what is this a habid daser needes habiter and goods isn't a habiter a place that sells hats uh I mean and accessories oh okay it's is it even so it has nothing to do with Hats I don't yeah I don't know I don't see a lot of habid aseries nowadays let me ask you this do you have problems with your armor being too weak or heavy no I got a Armor's tinker's bench okay your weapons wear out too quickly yep mine do come to ne's habiter I need some stairs there it's a soft open yeah I see that yep okay so what can I get you guys you don't have a Spellbook do you that's not Hab aasher is it no I need a I need a to of kirak I looked it up I was supposed to get it when we fought the sorcerer Anthony do you have a to of kirak no I sold that to neees neebs I need a to of kirak I was trying not to sell those let's see good God I was trying to sell buttons and things like that you you any red cabbage any what red cabbage red cabbage yeah pickled preferably it's right here yeah oh you do you have pickled red cabbage no I got that Spellbook thing oh okay so thank you yeah you got to work on like dropping it like not in front of you like somewhere else got you I mean I got really close to the it's soft open again y okay soft open when's the official open what up here no who's this guy well it's bend over Bobby he's he's with me he's a kid of the first to the Queen's guard okay you B over Bob needs some buttons or some uh lighter armor yeah we might get bend over Bobby something if he's good hey nebs how soft is the opening I still got work to do you think it'll catch me from up here sure let's see oh yeah it's going to live I'm going to live yep that didn't work it's fun to watch though he could have used better armor couldn't he yeah yeah all right I'm going to go see if I can make a spell book come on bend over Bobby tell your friends no cabbage Simon just let me know when you're ready for the red cabbage you got some for me okay you you're welcome it's not it's not Hab aasher pickled red [Music] cabbage hello oh God this wasn't worth it at all it was just for a joke I got to go home now where is home where am I nees help AB thr okay okay I see you all down there I've taken a couple of The Archers out I don't know if there's a dancer cuz i' just was hoping to see him dance but it is night time or do I go up I don't know what's above here maybe people throwing down a spider ball that'll be fun for the party let's see suck if it killed the dancer H how about that way in the fire okay not in the fire open up ha that's so cool they're not phased at all that's really something do I have to phase them oh yeah someone's phased all righta it was I that threw the spider ball all along it's a very throaty sound what are you God I don't know who to H I might want some help with oh this isn't going to be good is my spider ball is my spider gone yeah probably at least I have another I'm going to need it aha spider ball didn't see that coming did you that's my spider friend that will'll distract you uhhuh as I kill you and kill you slowly he so cool if you just learn how to dance for me uhoh and then I'll kill you oh no no no no no no no no no no no oh can't do that can't do that no no no pull out of that no no no no no all right check this out Simon what you got well using the toome of kurak I'm going to craft a toome of Kur what uh okay I know that sounds stupid but I'm not making it up we go o googly booly boo chly booly bar o smacky Packy rackety smacky boom what' you do I got to remember that I think I know how to cast more spells now let's see boly booly boo smoly smoo ooh oh yeah there's a new one here I think wield the forces of Life Death and undeath that scared me a little bit yeah that's impressive I think I may have gotten out of it so wait boly then if I choose this one cheeky bar is that not the trick cuz I like that already yeah see I can imbue a soul onto a fixed Point Illuminating the area and I can imbue a soul onto their own flesh Illuminating their path what the sorcerer imbus a soul onto their flesh Illuminating their path yeah what that's that doesn't make sense to me either boom I did it okay who you who'd you do it to oh there he goes oh yeah it's a little soul look it's going around yeah a little soul here okay who is it is it what's up you sum summoning demons hey you need to get your body up from my store it's not good for business I'll get rid of it what is this what's happening we think it's a soul but I'm not very clear okay all right and what's the what's it supposed to be doing just hanging out around us I know does it follow me like if I go over here come so kind of yeah oh yeah okay so it's like a little light he's a pet oh it's just almost like in Dark Places if I have this going around oh it's a flashlight that's what sourcers do to make a flashlight that's interesting a flashlight look at my magic Wow you can't control it I'm a sorcerer too but now wait can I do this and oh see look at this now now I can have a light and fight at the same time oh my God look at this oh yeah wow oh look I can I'm a sorcerer look this magic I'm sorcer oh no this is just a start of my sorcery I think it might well I think it might do something else I'm assuming but if not good for you I'm going to go get my body kns yep thank you Ro proudy abro yeah thank you we support you let's see this Imus a soul onto a fix point oh so it is just a light awesome light yeah cool I can put on a fireworks show now oh yeah tonight I want to see it yeah being a sorcerer is great okay so you're not a dancer but you are my first potential friend and now to get back to cream pie uh without dealing with rock things see if I come up over I know you're just over there cream pie I'm coming okay let's speed this up nothing should jump out of the ground don't do it don't you do it where's cream pie again we there you still with me perfect ah were you back here cre yeah okay and I think think you can do the whole let's pick that up can I pick that I think you can yeah you stay with me don't you there you go enjoy your trip leave me a good review okay there we go that's a good girl that is a good girl oh wait where did I hello nebs hello Anthony hello I would like your services oh really what do you want cabbage no do you have a book actually a magic book nope I'm just kidding hey I have armor that I actually want you oh hey AB oh hey God I was hoping like stop hey I'm going to travel uh I'm going to travel to the West I think there's birds there I'm going to go get feathers okay you and your flashlight keep each other company oh wait I think it's a soul name it I don't know Bob all right come on Bob he's really creative anyways I have a full set of ancient Japanese armor that I would like to be upgraded did that box just open it did and it shut and now it open now has always been a thing I've never seeing that I feel like the ones on the ground don't why does this one that's crazy okay so tell me again what do you want done with your armor oh well here let me uh let me open it for you so in there you wait what do you what do you do to armor well I can make it lighter I can make it stronger I would like stronger please stronger okay so you've got let's look at your chest piece this guy oh this is a y yamatai demon chest plate yes pass down through the generations of my family weight of 13.78 that's pretty heavy mhm okay and then you want it you want more armor value right that would be nice yeah if you could fix it up make it a little more sturdy let's see you might be able to add a thin armor plating to it all right all right so your armor value is 59 all right you got it yes so it'll go up right one of those is it fully uh is this is this broken are you bringing me broken armor I mean that's is this not what does a habiter do but repair things and make things I'm going to need leather that's not my problem I'm the customer hold on be right back over here um just sit tight it's like a guy running to Walmart when you need like a sandwich he's like hold on I'll be right back got you one oh boy nope it's nothing it's wrong kind hold on it's the wrong leather what's up losers hey bu hey dor you got a new date maybe well need iron bars stand by just sit right there sit tight NE honestly I think I you know I don't know if you know how to run a business just sit tight working on it there's not even a waiting room okay that's a good input I'll put your chair there all right thank you but I honestly could just leave and come back whenever the service is done there we go hey that's also a great idea okay wait what' I say 59 armor value yes also how do what do I pay you in um here we go you ready well before you do the service can I know the the amount what is this a hospital we already done it look in there open ooh it's purpley yeah and it's 63 now it was 59 wow would you look at that and now it's on my person and I'm leaving and I haven't paid you I'll put it on your tab note for the future get payment before the job it's a small community you don't make everybody angry by being a jerk you owe me money people are going to know nobody has money here okay we'll barter later sounds good give us a good review on what oh oh I think I see one bom bean look straight ahead pink right here on the beach ooh I wonder is Zars Crossing well about to get real cross with this bird let's see is this water shallow enough for me to do this this might be real stupid let's try it come here bird y oh wow yeah that took a lot off that was a green one too didn't even see you you were Blended in you guys even going to fight back oh you don't even know how to handle it oh missed you okay be let's get a good run and start how fast are these birds oh they're pretty quick not as quick as Bean you and me oh get the green one yeah one bird down all right you little pink come here yeah Bean you and me baby we are killing it all right Bean let's see I'm going to put you stand guard right there don't do anything stupid now I'm guessing I get plenty of feathers from these idiots eggs head feathers yes there we go Mission success all right hun man if you were a dude I'd have named you tholly Shore but you're not and I know you're a fighter I get it but you're gonna be zat's little can I not does it only take a I can't put you in there I really want to put you in there ah do you just have to you can only fight is that how it works man sorry zath I'll get you next time bro Z's a big uh Spider thing I think um let's see how do I first it's been a minute Dar fari fighter hey all right you can hang out maybe here how you doing sorry about all that I'm killing your whole sorry about that but um it's nice to have you around it's good to be less of a sausage party I know abster abster is like a female but but is he nah right all right let me give you some GRL just chill by a bunch of idiots here you go have fun Oh no you're fine you're fine we're cool what are you doing um uh moving guard moving guard uh maybe just you don't have to surrender we're cool what is wow okay that's okay I may have done this wrong yeah you just your arms get tired you can put them down there they are they got the best of us last time hey frees you uh watch the respond bed over there I'll be right back okay see how we do all right where are they at some of these guys are Traders like they trade stuff just like myself entrepreneurs all right let's see how we get maybe I'll start with the blades okay we'll just the first person attacks us we attack them back right there a pretty big Camp up here let's see I think that symbol that's black hand I think these are pirates I wonder if they have any Sorcerers Pirates Sorcerers oh man I wonder if I can get this guy off to the side first yeah all right come at me lady there they are yep oh okay come on there we go all right will be far like we're stronger than we were okay oh there's more coming in now yep backing out oh boy okay there we go you little Shield oh come on oh boy boy that okay yep we're fine pre holiday don't worry oh you're not going to come at me you got Bing hero too scavengers boy all right going in hard oh nice shot not nice enough though okay we got two of them that's a little better than last time all right drink my potion going back in oh she died okay yeah the bleed damage huh oh okay they're firing arrows hey you guys got any Sorcerers laying around oh yeah this is a nice big spot you know what I'm going right into the damn front door if it gets too hairy I'll bail out three hls we got another one we're doing really good out here I think this better equipment and uh L one up is doing good I'm like in the middle of their base right now okay here we go head shot coming in boom who's that that's the guy that you beat up the other time now look at me I got to be better Archer than that all right what about you you want to come at me oh am I out of ammo oh I guess I am well where's he at he's so stealthy that's right didn't see him coming cover a day baby man I got this armor now I got these steel things oh I'm a forc to be wrecking with hey how am I doing this am I invisible like oh there she is you'll never make it look at your legs that was crazy aha where oh over here there's a pile of you okay I'll take you all on I'm starting to get a little confident in myself all right I'm coming in I'm coming in like a violent wind here he goes don't get comfortable woo nope too quick boom how about you what are you a carpenter oh you know what I might keep you too quick come at me whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Carpenter too quick boom all right W yeah all right jeez look at this solo can you believe it I'm going give you a chance to leave okay you're our new friend unconscious okay let me uh let me Rob you guys o i see a loot chess son yeah boo boo are you up in on the on the in your thing yeah yeah I'm building The Stairway to Heaven there's like one of those shalebacks making its way down was it fighting you up there no it was a it was a friend of mine did he did he escape I was trying to keep him he was a pet well looks like it's making its way back down yeah it's too bad I'm going to miss him didn't want to be up there huh I guess no oh really wanted you to see my new helmet oh yeah yeah it's got a a level of 80 eight really 80 that that's that's quite a bit I should care more I know you don't cuz you're doing this I don't know what a level a good level is you know yeah like I don't even know what I have if I if I knew what I had was like oh this is ugly but it's functional I just s you place that piece yeah good choice on that piece well I mean I need a waste of materials at all I needed them to connect it oh thank you yeah I know well hey I'm harvesting them and then they come back so you know what are you complaining about I don't know anyway I'm having fun Anthony what has this become like a challenge between you two what the towers yeah oh yeah oh yeah I feel real inadequate right now on my way well listen just when you do get taller realize you're like a toothpick okay you've got no girth my thing is mostly girth you're the toothpick well listen I am I am girth I might be Hollow in the middle but I am wide do these stairs all over the place I've got a lot of real estate too I'm building my floors or this is just the beginning I'm going to be expanding out with every floor I don't know about that if I hold my hand above my head am I 7 ft tall okay you'll see you'll see you're getting a little invasive of Simon I I hear you and don't care I've gathered that thanks didn't say that but okay you don't have to okay sorry about all this put your hands down when you want all right boys I'm back we got a carpenter oh hey let's see I'm going stick her on the wheel come me you hey Bob oh yeah Bob's still hanging out I don't know if I can get rid of Bob Bob is here forever yeah did not expect that all right and then hello she has very long hair there you go get to work you yeah no play Hey play have fun yeah so I think when she's done yeah she'll be a carpenter she'll help us uh make wood stuffs more I guess efficient this is how you train someone to become a carpenter uh yes no that's how you break their Spirits so they'll work for you as a carpenter you don't have to pay them yeah get to work yeah what's going on back here back where is this is this going to be Stables is this what I'm looking at oh so abro before we started you were like hey your Tower looks like speakers oh yeah you're Yeah well yeah the side of your Tower there yeah your Tower does look like big speakers my brain said I'm going to make a stage oh for like shows and stuff for like shows and stuff these are just to line up the seats look if I get rid of these boop boop boop look we got a stage with two speakers hey that's all right get up here and rock yeah oh yeah see can I see you can't sit on the benches I'm working on replacing those yeah it's a whole work in progress that's you can make plenty of stuff you can sit on this game why not why can't you sit on these benches I don't know but I'm going to replace them all with chairs okay yeah no yeah we want to be able to sit watch the show watch the show yeah this is fun what kind of shows you think we can I don't know but I'm hoping it attracts some big axe to our area you know magic you God you know what we need what dancers and we put dancers up on this stage yes like five of them and then we can just come and watch them whenever we want to this is where we go to get our corruption done okay I'm getting a dancer next that's my next goal dancer dancer work [Music] [Music] work

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Length: 25min 50sec (1550 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 03 2023