Raft Season 1 Supercut - NEW Episodes Start Next Sunday!

[Music] we're stranded on a raft we are whatever happened it's a 4x4 raft there's a shark in the water this game is called raft it is welcome everyone welcome and audrey alice is already casting his life there's no time to waste really because there's the shark um we should all focus on different things i'll focus on food okay that'll be my mission oh and you can you can hit e to grab it right by the raft oh really the e button yeah right with your hands all right so my goal right now is to make a fishing rod and i go in and get it watch my back all right where you going i'm just getting stuff i don't have a spear yet i can't oh there you go look at me i'm just cleaning up out here yeah that's the way to do it it is with the exception of mr sharky face all right hey i'll see if i can build a hammer and uh make the raft bigger yeah we could really use an extension here we're uh i think we're fine you think we're fine we're fine with this what do you know man is that what that might be they don't have a spear yet i want to make a spear so i can beat that [ __ ] in the face no i'm still focused on food because you know whoa i want that palm leaf needs to just hog and everything like making it pointless for us i'm gonna die yeah because you're in the water with sharks yeah but look how much stuff i got i know look how much stuff i don't know i gotta beat i can eat this beat sharks to her left oh perfect i made a i made a spear do it i'd like to see him try so you're the fighter i'm the fighter all right yeah you're in you're in charge of the shark he's thinking about it too yeah i'm on shark duty i'm gonna be the first one to die you better be careful man if you die that means simon and i just have one chick to pick from i don't mind i'll just watch you guys do it or you can get on the dating app rafter sharks behind us let's get your spear ready he's coming in he's on come on get him get him doraleous oh this is your job i didn't know he was oh yeah yeah yeah there you go get in here get you go get you going again oh [ __ ] took part of our boat i was a little slow to that one all right guys watch out here comes our first grill ready bam knees when you build more stuff around try to try to surround that you got it man oh hey you got our first fish boys ah who wants this gigantic morsel um i'm pretty good right now still my health is really low yeah i'll take that do you see this thing how do i get that you gotta drop it no i gotta i gotta cook it but it's just such a little piece that's pretty awesome i'd like to eat that that one's good that one will be yours then i like that hey uh after yo i got a paddle all right will you see those big rafts out there we missed that one but these big rafts and other things and these islands you can paddle us towards these things are you steering us where are you going to take us i want to go down to that raft uh that's too far away i think really yeah i mean it's moving that way it looks like i'm getting closer to him yeah you might be but i'm saying the current might take him but i don't know yeah looks like we are getting down let's go yeah you get that i'm moving we're getting out of the path of the delicious debris but okay i feel like we're still we're kind of close to it don't you paddle harder don't waste the whole paddle though because the paddle will break eventually oh damn it am i going to waste this whole thing well it's right there yeah but it's down current man i'd say wait for the next one we're chasing this thing we're looking concurrent i'm going for it good job buddy look out there neebs i'm gonna stay here save my paddle what happened leave that was really dumb i'm almost there you got it am i getting it i got it yep you got it all right silent paddle back to him all right oh no a paddle to him yeah he's got to swim to me he's against the current right now god okay i'm hurt yeah exactly okay come on coming get him sobbing come on buddy neebs he's not on me is he's a shark i'm looking i don't see him you're good i'm under it hop up there you go get your health done all right i got something i got some stuff all right simon paddle us back towards that uh that all that debris out there yeah all the good stuff [Music] yeah yeah you get it get out of here get out of here breaking my stuff all right he damaged it worked hard to build that he damaged it did we start during the day yeah so this is our first night it's good night time yeah we got no lights hey guys i'm gonna throw down our water purifier oh yeah we're running out of space in here huh you guys need to make cups you should be able to make cups pretty easily empty cups out of plastic oh beautiful i can craft some right now so look you'll get a cup you go to the water you eat you fill that sumbitch with salt water and then you place the cup of salt water in the purifier put a few planks down and boom it is purifying the water okay you wait a few minutes and you grab it super easy seas get a little rougher is that just me yeah it's getting rougher what what are we here doing we're surviving we're just surviving right now it's all about survival we're gonna we need to build this raft into a bigger base not for nothing but uh do we have a goal on how to make it a little bit bigger right now we don't have enough materials to make it a little bit bigger nope i need lots more plastic and wood well what do you want let me see what i got yeah i mean ask us i've got stuff that i'm not using i'm okay oh doraleous shark on the back okay up yeah you get get get nice nicely done doraleous all right but that's damaged all right neebs you ready ready man all right is that is that it plank 20 planks why don't you throw it towards me well i thought you were in front of me oh you turned to the right well do you see it i saw the first one did you throw more than one oh now i'm hungry as [ __ ] did you get the 20 flanks yet i got one thing did you throw more than one thing no did you get the 20 planes you got the box i got it did you drop two boxes now i'm dropping the other box why don't you just look at your [ __ ] inventory because how would i know because i have my own planes i didn't do the match play one game without you [ __ ] complaining please i'm answering him and he's acting like i'm not answering him stop just everybody stop we're losing our minds out here are you sneaking no what do you mean i was talking to neves look like you were sneaking trying to get that bear i'm gonna i'm gonna die for sure i'm about to have no water why aren't you drinking because there's a line there's a line at the water thing we need two water things this is rough we need two order things you're right neebs i couldn't get back on the boat no no hold on i'll get you oops i got him sweet thank you oh god oh my god oh my god oh god get away from him guys jesus is he okay uh no what do you need neebs i i was dehydrated there was no water and there's a long line so up i'll carry you neebs get get it nice job we gotta nurse him back to help can i like feed you i think i know bed can you access my inventory and get my stuff ah it doesn't look like it a bed how do we make a bed how do we get more fish i'm starving already again can anybody make a simple bed [ __ ] simple bed whose cup is this on here probably mine there's a cup always on there always at all times yeah you either fill it with fresh water or you take water out of it after this clearly means you have to make the bed um clearly yeah all right let me work let me work ah [ __ ] phil that's what i'm dealing with [ __ ] [ __ ] fiddles all right boom i am making a bed hold on watch out i am putting a bit down oh that's going to take so much carrie neebs put needs on the bed get on the bed press any key to wake up okay we're still in the game but now i used all my materials i really need to get a bond fishing rod i've got a bunch you come back with full health and stuff neebs uh nope my health is about twenty percent oh i'm dying oh god i'm gonna die any second just really because of the food why aren't you eating because oh god there's no fish grab your water i mean why aren't i eating i can say something like i did say something a minute ago it's just before you start dying oh my god didn't i just say i needed fish here here hold on simon why didn't you say fish there you go have one yep and shrek and shirt burp god i didn't die feel like we're doing all right boys i think we'll have a yacht before the next day's over i don't know what to think about that right thanks for a good conversation out here huh really honestly we got to do something so far this is bad attitude already it's like oh every game i play is boring if they don't entertain me oh my god how about this everybody calm down it's because we're here honestly it's okay if we're just quiet sometimes i know right build something go into your inventory if i can build something all right live your damn life you're gonna fall yeah okay there you go he's got that one whoopsie daisy we all need spears because i was on the opposite side i need a spear i think that'll be my goal there you go make a spear great oh wow look at the size it won't even fit on the grill this thing's huge are you serious that big fish won't fit on that grill no this does not fit here so so we got to do something to it do we have to make a bigger grill we should really make a research table right i mean all the things research table yeah really all the things all right guys yields i'm about to uh okay more water huh and another grill beautiful all right so two times i put water in here doraleous you've been drinking it right i don't think so yeah which one keep on putting water in here stop drinking the water everyone quick points fresh water right here stop surviving everyone oh did i go no no i forgot there's two of them that's what i'm saying all right very confused all the time i'm i'm uh i'm so starved make a wiggle fishy come on fish come on fish wiggle wiggling i'm dying again i'm dying i'm going to die from what this is just from everything but what are you specifically dying from uh no water and apparently i didn't drink the water that i just grabbed from here all right well this water's cooking so curating i know it's cooking all right wait sorry for me look at me here so much fun right here fill that with fresh water go oh here i got you i'll put you in bed there you go now wake up just need a little rusty rest all right great now come over here put me in the grippy pants looking annoying man it's not it's really simple i mean you're too stupid to get it just fill your cup of fresh water here you know what's gonna make the video good the fact that you're pissing me the [ __ ] off oh hey did you oh yes this is still full of pressure i don't give a [ __ ] there's still water here good great did you drink it or do i don't drink salty nut because i'm so dumb i don't understand exactly that's why i'm trying to get through to you this oh you're not filling this with fresh water you keep drinking salt water like a fool can we not get through one video the app store complaining what about you exactly we argue why does he get to do it i just want to get through one game where you guys grasp simple concepts quickly maybe you should go to a different channel look there's another one oh great looking we brought the show we got a shark in the middle of the damn boat the [ __ ] off the boat you [ __ ] right hey guys check it out oh that's it's a bucket and yeah you just drop it all right i just dropped anchor boys and now we stop you can only use it once and i don't know if there's any rare resources at these islands but so maybe dive down below yeah if you got the spear you can watch out for the shark and stab it if it tries to get you and just look for stuff uh yeah i don't i don't know what's down there all right guys i'm going to try i just added a layer of raft good job brown yes jumping in i'm going to the bathroom all right just keep an eye on your oh god oh [ __ ] get your [ __ ] bleeding jesus christ are you fighting him with your spear where'd you go i don't see anything okay i already got hurt oh god [ __ ] okay i'm looking at something you can make shark bait so maybe what we have to do is throw the shark bait and then go see if we can get resources oh look i can just lay down whenever i want to look at me we can sleep through the night once we all have beds kind of like a minecraft wait a second so we could turn this in today if we all went to bed if we had four beds so why don't we just make four beds uh they take a lot of resources it's gorgeous that's why we'll need more room yeah i think the sun's about to come up so neebs once the sun comes up we'll try this sharkbait thing all right i'll cook some fish in the meantime [Music] oh that's nice look how beautiful now i'm in a good mood there you go simon i have a spear now are we going to go in the water yeah i tell you what let me grab this last fish and i'll uh throw this shark bait oh boy oh yeah here we go oh my god i got the game i got to make another spear right now oh yeah not killing whoa not kill this thing is he dit we need to eat it oh god can you get me get any meat off of him get him i don't know what do i need stab him i don't know i know wait yeah you're getting shark meat am i keep stabbing him yeah keep on getting them oh [ __ ] oh perfect time now we can go down under shark head oh this got some good me getting sharp meat all day we caught a break good job neebs oh yeah take this shirt eat my boat all right guys uh should we pull anchor and keep on sailing i suppose so all right neve stop on i'll pull up and i got all this shark meat now i've got a lot of scrap that's used for making good [ __ ] so i guess i could yeah cook some shark meat all right i'm taking this uh taking the anchor off and we're off again man look at these steaks you know these are gonna be good that's awesome oh my god oh that is looking good how many of those you got two more beautiful everybody gets a steak boy eat this one and then i'm gonna go back to town because i was busy we gotta figure out where we can cook uh neither that's called a big old catfish look at that thing you went catfishing mm-hmm i can kiss simon with it with the catfish she's going to wiggle your wiener you're nuts dude you really are you love [Music] it [Music] oh i see another raft out there to the left anybody wants to get their pad alone i will paddle yeah okay cook shark going down the gullet yeah that was a good chunk of it wasn't all the way but it's probably half we need to be killing more sharks man that was good food yeah no kidding all right oh [ __ ] shovel just broke [ __ ] can you make another one uh i got you i got you uh where's my paddle oh my paddle broke too son of a [ __ ] i need rope oh man are we gonna be able to catch this thing i feel like we should just let this one go i feel like i've passed the point just let this one go i'm going for it here we go go for it [ __ ] i'm gonna go towards you just in case we're gaining a little bit i got a plank i'll throw the shark bait yeah okay i can jump oh [ __ ] shark speaking of it is it singing i put the shark bait in the water yeah get it get it get it get it come on buddy here we go i got it got some good stuff awesome come back i threw the shark bait in so hopefully it won't mess with you oh what is this good man can i get that shark no no no no no no no no he's going for it oh yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that's the bait i was trying to catch something let's kill him kill it oh can i get this bait back get it back can ya [Music] all right okay well shark break it kind of works oh what are you working on is that you neebs yeah i'm putting up pillars oh cool maybe i can have another deck up there well i've got the stairs started turn around oh oh we should have coordinated this shouldn't we well i guess we didn't really talk about it you didn't coordinate your pillars who built their thing first me did you yeah i've had this up for a few minutes have you yes well we need to take something down don't we this this makes no sense i am going to put it where should i put the research table maybe right here where you got these pillars neebs underneath it yeah sure bam one research table i'm liking this game guys yeah yeah it's crazy that we have no source of light i thought there was some of the candles that came up at one point but they're not lighting i see i have blueprints for antennas and receivers yeah throw those in the uh the research station what should i do i'm just hooking stuff just keep hooking yeah keep gathering resources man there's nothing wrong with that place item and slot to research i don't really know how this works yeah it's uh like everything that you have in your inventory like your scrap and everything yeah like you have to take each individual thing and put it in there in order to like learn how to do it but i wonder if it's shared like neebs do me a favor yeah go into your inventory and see if you know how to make a bottle of water it should be under food yep okay boom so because i learned it now you can make a bottle of water okay sorry you guys know how to make antennas and receivers then oh wonderful check it out i just researched planks which sounds crazy but i put planks in the research so now i've opened lanterns so this is going to be good yeah we need to land that's going to make our lives so much easier we're going to put it put it somewhere up high up high let's get there where doraleous is okay [Music] yeah we are talking about things we're getting there man we're getting there okay so i want to go here i want to learn to make more stuff get moved oh this [ __ ] let me tell you in the water again bud oh [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] every time i go to the crafting table the familiar sounds of simon [ __ ] stuck man closely everywhere okay i'm gonna learn i'm gonna learn some more stuff guys i can make this a chair and a scarecrow oh i just learned chair it says up there neebs i know you are a fan of uh farming why don't you figure out how to make us a crop plot a crop plot i could probably do that dick how you doing neebs i'm good i need to i'm trying some i feel like sometimes the water just doesn't work you know no it's been working fine for me i have a cup of salt water right now that one's full look at the little red cup on the side of it you see it full of water oh the fresh water look at this i don't even look at that over there oh god yeah that's well that changes my mind i didn't look at that either i was just changing my whole world right now i'm a [ __ ] what are you talking about there's a red cup on the side like this one yeah i mean that's how you know fresh water is in there yeah see oh see that's how it works simon you even i knew that simon look at this what if the steam comes up hits the leaf and flows into the what do you get that makes a whole lot more sense now oh that i didn't that i didn't understand i think i see a raft out here let's do it someone else do it i don't have a paddle man you're the paddler well i'm not the only paddler and my paddle's broken pretty much and i need plastic and planks i'll make a paddle too do it i can help everyone should have paddles all right i'm helping oh wait we're going oh wait you want to go to the island oh i was going for the raft yeah all right head to the island i need some scrap good job neebs thanks man first day battling the sun going down again damn what you doing with that rope simon me yeah what do you mean the rope got it tied to my ankle just walking around with that tie to the damn it all right we're anchored at this island alex can you get on top of there if we built up high enough can we jump from the deck to the to there yeah i don't know like seeds and stuff yeah i see fruits on those trees hey good job doraleous very nice what do you see up there um oh oh a red flower and a red flower can you pick them up yeah i'm picking them up there's a yellow flower awesome yellow flower yellow flower any seeds any food um what's this i got is that a can't grab the coconut it's insane you ought to be able to grab the coconut like a coconut grab everything you can man i am [Music] you try with your hook that's what i'm doing not working yep can you build ladders uh no i tried it's got to go off of your raptor would see him gotcha can i jump on your head no try oh did you get him doraleous yeah nice there's oh [ __ ] there's like a chest up there a chair or i can't tell what oh i want to get up there so all right so maybe i could get underneath if you were just jumping on him maybe i can jump let's try that let's try the three okay absolutely you jump get on fall off get on like come on come on now apps are you're gonna have to try to jump straight up and i'm gonna try to get underneath you all right ready ready one two three i jumped nope knocked me off that son of a [ __ ] hey did you see where i put the uh the crop plot it's right under the stairs oh beautiful perfect and i put the storage right here neebs beside the uh the the crafting table stored on the research table perfect oh we're about to learn a bunch of stuff boys ready yeah we learned how to make a rug beautiful we learned how to make some flippers i like flippers we learned how to make a collection knit oh that sounds collection that sounds like a priority type of thing a large crop plot yes sir and what is this paint mill man are we going to be painting stuff over here i don't know i'm going to put some stuff in the storage man we're getting smart boys all right i'm going to try to make this collection net okay this thing just automatically collects items that float into it yeah exactly it'd be [ __ ] wonderful [Music] bam we got a collection net what's this in my hand what the [ __ ] is that where did you get a shark head i think when i killed the shark i got one that's awesome is it like a trophy yeah you should hang it up somewhere actually i think you can make a trophy yeah i like it all right i'm pulling up anchor let's do it all right this stuff will catch it in our net hey collection thing works cool yeah [ __ ] that's great we could use that across like all the sides yeah exactly once we have a big enough thing we'll have collection boxes everywhere yep that'll be just the bee's tits i'm going in remember when we were all grumpy you guys remember that that's because we were stressed out because we didn't have such a luxury cruiser like we have here this is a luxury cruise it really is you love getting your hands on out there don't you need it yeah man you can get stuff so fast hey guys you ready to learn something yup check this out bird's nest what are you talking about we're gonna get them eggs all day eggs all day all day if we make a bird's nest with birds like lay eggs there palm leaf plank oh we need another giant clam that'd be [ __ ] if we were taking their eggs right under them we have to we got to survive man i guess that's what happens with chickens on the rag huh they gotta pay to rent yeah really like to catch shark it wouldn't be realistic with these poles yeah probably not yeah it would yank your ass into the water that would actually be great didn't just drag you around yeah that's the price you pay the shark maps hey i can make a lantern too you want to do it just later huh yeah we all know how to make it because uh shop speaking of shark [ __ ] you there's a seagull in our craft plot oh yeah who's got a spear [ __ ] [ __ ] you honestly i need to i need some sort of a goal other than just keep on grabbing materials is that really it no i mean you go and you're in we're constantly yeah to build a bigger boat build a bigger boat great of course but what today four beds that's a good goal all right everybody has to make their own bed all right i already have a bed it's down all right that'll be your bed technically i made that one okay but i slept in it yeah but i feel like that one's mine my bed's going up top there so just let you know yeah yeah that i'll let i'll let that be your bed neebs thanks man [Music] all right i got some water in my cup can i just pour it on this uh thing here maybe try it hey water crops oh look huh this is water the crop does that just make it grow faster yeah sounds like we need goals i'm i'm accomplishing goals every minute well that's great but i need we need clear goals so that we're all not sitting around that was a clear go what we have a crop plot do you think all this just magically happened how do you don't get this big no where did latter come from who knows this thing that collects wood magically i was talking about an end goal where does the lantern come from i'm talking about an end goal there is no answer and of course there's an end goal there's the end goal of your life oh you're really trying to really trying to push his buttons aren't you of course he is going to keep on dragging this out that's fine man someone wants to go home and go to bed i mean we we need to have a goal we're recording for two hours we want to have a goal beds hey [ __ ] he was just giving me [ __ ] about it so i was talking back to him yeah stay the [ __ ] out of it oh whoa whoa we were doing so good got his thing everything's stop giving us [ __ ] all right [ __ ] [Music] yeah you got um anywhere in particular i should put my bed you should probably sleep there oh well all right i had a great place for it but never mind all right well then i'll take it or i can't pick it up no all right too late do you think it's a magic bed yeah yeah i do i thought it was a magic bed no what is this fantasia oh wait i need some food come on fish i'll be over here in the corner away from simon no don't be away from me i've decided not to edit this i'm down i'm down with it but listen i'll be here 45 i ain't editing this yeah you are editing this [ __ ] now i'm good yeah oh yes the sound of your own [ __ ] you can't take it back after the fact you were like yeah you can't take it back are we done now with the beds yeah we already got all the but we got the bed so we're good is that oh we can't use them until night we have to wait till night now okay sit down and tell me what else are we waiting for you're gonna wait till the sun goes down you have to play this game longer and it's gonna hurt and going so slow god i love walking around so oh we got a [Music] [ __ ] oh see you go he go stab him who's got a spear i gotta do somebody stab that signal eat this up he's off oh wait you know what what was he taking our stuff yeah that little son of a [ __ ] yeah of course he was he's taking our flowers we can't have that we might have to put a cage around this thing i'm gonna die i'm gonna i'm gonna wait the birds back get a [ __ ] down here bird kill this [ __ ] bird hold on where is it yeah [ __ ] hey someone can harvest our thing simon here i'll pick you up and i'll put you in a bed there you go now you can wake back up your goal is to wake up simon you like goals it's pretty clear all you gotta do is wake up yeah he's not waking up he just got up from his seatbelt already i heard that he does know hey absolutely oh fail yeah see that while we're waiting trying to wake up harvest this harvest the plants yeah i've done this already oh what do you do with it uh i got one blue flower damn it i didn't get seeds that time though oh no seeds yeah all right listen we'll climb uh dally's tower and we'll come up here this is crazy though the blue flower like all you all all it gets you is you you can paint stuff it gives you color oh color i like color i do too but look at this what you got hey that tells us what direction we're moving that's right see that collection thing we have yeah uh worst possible place isn't it or is it i was about to i know that's pretty good if we're moving this way why is the trash moving faster than us we talking about it's lighter shouldn't it be it's it's lighter lighter dispersion i don't know if that's the word you'd use that we should have those off to the sides like wings this okay neebs jump platform i need to throw you a raft wonderful throw me a raft yeah here i'll see look paddle to me you paddle to me oh oh god yeah hold on hold on oh man i'm going for it all right i'm right behind you man our ref looks good i know man someone's still sleeping hey sleeping he has one goal all right almost there look at this there's a cooker up here if there's anything on that cooker uh nope looks empty is it sinking oh yeah you're sinking baby here we go keep climbing you can just wait for it to sink and then grab it right oh crap i can't hold most of this stuff uh oh oh you hey you you need to research some of that [ __ ] i got a bunch of it okay what can't you hold where are we going we're not a hinge oh boy come on buddy all right but i got i got a lot of stuff oh man can i still pick that stuff up can you it's floating over there all right i'll paddle you uh you got a paddle yep all right i'm going for it coming for you man it's a hinge make a door yeah oh yeah boom we can research this start coming shark coming oh family bit my ass here we go all right i'm up so neebs you pulled us away from all the good stuff but you got good stuff i know we got a hinge i'm gonna paddle back over there now okay great look at all those barrels man oh we've already researched hinges it's almost heavily oh [ __ ] i gotta drink water [ __ ] yeah me too man i am thirsty i am a toasted boy simon still sleeping ignoring his one goal oh there it summons you whoo you did it hey hey you woke up just in time to go to back to bed yay that's good all right so let's all try this bed thing and lay down and see if it turns to daytime all right you guys ready uh one second down one second okay here's that bed i'm here all right all right simon's down i'm going down i'm down and i'll go to sleep and then bam screw night time look at that yeah oh but now morning starving starving oh wow so am i like i would rather fish through the night so i wasn't starving in the morning now we know [ __ ] now we know now we know don't sleep people of the raft uh simon doraleous and apps yeah today we're gonna have a new chapter in our ocean survival uh we're gonna be better at this we're gonna collect food we're gonna kill that shark when it tries to take rf from us should we have duties yeah one person on food nothing but fishing and cooking that was me last time i can do that okay simon you just collect stuff like crazy so i'm collecting now yeah once you go ahead and start there's a lot of good stuff going by look at that just go ahead and grab that diamond right there there's where barrel just like barrel just going right through the ship how about me names what do i do keep fighting the shark okay and then um well i can um come up okay you know where is it he's right here he's right here get your foot you get it you get you get get here yeah get it get it get it get one more gift [ __ ] how do you do it come on just keep stabbing it keep stabbing it during let's get that sharp meat yeah yeah hop in you're safe [ __ ] her out of here don't drift too far we can't go back and get you okay okay [Music] there's also a raft here i think you can make it over there i'm sure i can ah beautiful beautiful i'm an olympic grower hey there's like a there's like a structure on top of that island oh yeah we gotta get up there structure you say a structure i say all right you see it absorbs yeah i seize it actually is the loot on the bottom floor yeah you i mean yeah you're in a better position to get that than i am i'll get it well okay all right here i got it i got it i got it you got it bam is that it yep it's sinking oh man all right hey after can you build an anchor [Music] maybe hold on i'm getting my head back into this game yeah you put me on cookie cooking dude now you put me on [ __ ] i don't know there's gonna be land here oh boy my thing just broke oh hold on my inventory is full [Music] all right about another paddle all right you want me toss this anchor neebs place the anchor on the boat uh i think you hit was it e or r to rotate it yeah then you gotta pick the bucket up and don't throw it yet uh throw it towards the island throw the bucket towards the that'll that'll like suck us closer to it [Music] all right towards the island once it hits the bat the ground it should bring us in tight all right we're in okay uh hmm getting wavy it's getting wavy i wish the boat was turned around the other way can we hop over there all right hey somebody i don't know okay hey that uh that one of these uh shark steaks cooked somebody get that who's the hungriest yeah i'm well i'm gonna probably die soon so but you ain't gonna eat it well the thing is as soon as i eat it in two minutes i'm gonna need to eat more all of us same for all of us to see i know that's the whole thing there's still not enough food but it's kind of annoying how much you have to eat and drink tell you what before we go on the island let's just sit here and eat and drink until we're completely full okay good call i don't think that could happen uh it could happen hey i know we're using planks to build this raft up a little bit but um we really could use some planks down here on these grills and there's no fishing around oh there's some fishing in there yeah i mean you could fish here well i'm gonna i'm gonna try to get some planks i'll look for planks there you go thank you neebs over there cute little dent you have some of that awesome thank you thank you and there's a fresh waters available whoever needs it damn i'm a good cook i have a blueprint for an antenna by the way if that means anything it means the world to me does it we can get a radio station out here hello it'd be nice be cool if i could just make that jump i don't like being here we're just shoved up against the rock hey i made it awesome i just like did a run and jump and i got up here all the stuff you get it all get it get it okay i'll get it all we'll pull up anchorament set sail what do you see up there uh there's a crate uh i got a bunch of scrap and bolt and oh man i should enter my inventory did i drop anything riley's behind me we really got to come up with some some shark defense um yeah i just need a spear and mine bro everything good down there yeah i think we're good hold on grab the stuff we're gonna be thinking about it okay i got palm leaves wonderful i got mangoes uh planks flakes that was what we needed well yeah you get planks from trees any other good materials though anything you can put in the research station plastic scrap nails got a few more trees to harvest you know i need rope then i got three you make that with palm leaves i can make a bunch of rope for you to rallies hold on just need three all right i'm gonna do my jab there you go you ready clear you got rope oh yeah all right beautiful i can do my jerk jeez what's taking you so long i want to get everything ah i'm eating a watermelon now man there's so much good food up here yeah i'm glad you're eating it all yeah thanks well i need the inventory space yeah meanwhile we're running out of plates down here i'm getting i can't feel anything don't worry about it i'm getting planked i see [ __ ] up i see planks i'm going for it careful simon i know jerk's coming back you're coming back keep an eye on me ah you're good you're good he's good yeah i'm on shark watch up here hey simon hey we're swimming yes we are you're behind me we better get back on the boat it's dangerous hold on i'm gonna get four or five flanks you guys are clear right now yeah from clear then come to me now come on back i can't go to you i'm getting materials though man i just got six flags there's like one and a half trees all right why don't we get too far i'm not too far i'm right here man got my eye on this [ __ ] oh you got a shark coming to you simon all right yeah oh yeah i'm gonna keep coming back all right i'm coming i'm moving i'm shaking and shimmying you gotta jump just before you to the boat shucking and shafting there we go all right can we take off names did you get everything off that island absorb i think we should do one more thing before we leave okay what do you want to do we're going in watch your air oh you run out of air all the way down just until you start seeing things like uh you see like this scrap here oh boy got bit you just hit this strap and then these little like clay mounds you got to hold the thing down just hold it all right i got to go back up gotta go backwards here comes the shark swim ah i'm trying man i don't like that [ __ ] all this seaweed has stuff too i think you can uh harvest these oh god that's good like that was pretty crazy oh god coming up i absolutely hate that i don't want to do that anymore hey i think we had a good stop should we pull anchor yeah we should pull anchor we need to get out of here we need to gather more resources [Music] it was a good stop that island got some good food got new debris to collect yeah i need planks so i can make a fishing pole did did you make me a fishing boat neebs i sure did throw it down um there you go fantastic thank you sir you're welcome you didn't make this you had this well it sounds cool that i've had it ready thanks for the half health fishing rod so this table after you were saying you open it right you go here and can i research seeds you may have already learned i mean you can see the material search this fish i don't know yeah i i researched so much what about a nail well you already did the nail i may have a lot of the stuff that we already had i already researched it i researched pretty much all of the all of the stuff we had in our inventory mango nope planks scrap and you researched everything i may have dude i mean remember remember that that burst i did something i did the boat oh awesome when you research it you lose it yeah exactly all right can you now when you put stuff in there you hit learn right yeah i learned uh it's a better fishing pole oh hell yeah better hatchet a better uh gathering hook oh that's awesome that's awesome oh a clock that's cool boom yeah all right we know some new stuff now guys awesome oh hey i can craft that better fishing rod hell yeah [Music] [Applause] we're good we're good okay pop it off grab it all right i got it i got it oh god now i'm stuck i'm stuck now i'm stuck i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm gonna you're not [ __ ] you're fine very dramatic yes little drama queen huh i'm hungry oh my god i can't swim fast because i'm either starving or thirsty to death hold on hold on yeah okay made it back i made it back what do i need oh i need water i'm a thirsty [ __ ] this cat's really funny i just realized that that's yeah one of those should we name him uh we could name him acharya chari charade yeah it's like charlie but yeah hello chary like asian chocolate how about seymour because we found him in the sea yeah we could name yeah you might need more of these storage containers that's for sure they fill up quick they're pretty tiny you know what i can actually make a bigger storage container that might be cool i'm gonna bam where should we put it you got a bigger storage container yeah i don't know man um i'm gonna put it here with the other ones yeah keep them all together all right i think one cool thing about this game is you can pick just about anything up all right boom we got a bigger storage container oh yeah it opens up the wrong way but i see let's see you just hold x you remove it like this okay up and then uh r oh [ __ ] your little [ __ ] where is he going maybe we should chase him after we hurt him repairs we could all go in and attack him huh i mean we could might be fun i'm ready i'm gonna eat some freaking shark meat all right he's by your corner simon oh he is all right stand by all right i'm watching him there you go i see him he's coming ready let's attack him let's attack him right here you're doing it come on [ __ ] come on oh bruh you want to run forget it he knew what was up hey man should i make us a sale yeah can you make one i just need one more plank and uh there's one right here boom tell you what though let's put it up top all right crafting a sail there where our flag is okay all right you ready yeah oh we got a sail boy hell yeah this is a we're legit it's got a little handle so you just drop it and steer it all right hold on hold on look at that i know how to rotate smoothly that's really so pretty too oh okay okay you get up here you hold on you move the mouse make sure you don't steer us out of the out of the debris right right i'll uh i'll put pop it up for now next time wait right there steer in that direction is that is that a wrap oh yeah yeah so and then there we go all right is this working are we heading towards it yeah we're heading towards it it's working oh yeah all right almost there after i know man i know all right it looks like something's up top on this one okay i'll help help get us in a little quicker all right i'm gonna uh yeah i'm gonna raise the sail i feel like we're close enough to it now you can jump from up there um there i can't really so yeah here yeah i'm close i'm jumping from here [Music] all right let's see what you got on board jump in jump on that thing behind you there's a grip up on top right we got a grill all right rope stone plank rope stone plank the scarecrow in that raffle i know i wish you could pick those up there's a grill up there there was a grill on there too that would have been nice i [ __ ] you stabbing everybody should i make a calendar can you make a calendar i can make a calendar yeah why yeah i'd like to know how long we've been here yeah keep up with how many days we're out so let's see where can i put it oh put it here by the uh by the torch put it on the post yeah yeah try that hey we've survived 12 days so far wow hey look at us holy crap i would have said like four yeah now we've been out we've been out here 12 days i lost track yeah man oh land hoe lin ho can you do it yeah what is that up there wow it's probably a treasure chest how do we wow can you make that joke we have to oh yeah you did it hey cool but i don't know if i can get up to the like the good stuff well there's some ways around the island but don't chop any trees down until i'm not chopping any i don't have a hatchet hey see if you can go around that way like this way yeah and there might be like it looks like a dead end to me and you can scale that cliff just kind of jump and shimmy around oh yep we made it you round i'm around okay all right so when you want to go diving did i just drop the oh god ah coming no because i'm hitting the numbers and my shift my my fish is moving in my inventory i'm trying to eat it [ __ ] how'd you eat the fish yeah ready to dive nope just go without me go without me or stop rushing me either one because i'm not ready okay how long is it gonna take you i don't know man it depends it really does depends on what's going on because uh you know my brain doesn't work sometimes i think i'm ready now all right well then come over here okay all right head on you know you know how to harvest stuff down there yeah no you get this hook out forget it i was just getting a spear now i need to repair my hook so you'll have to wait again i think i live here now was there a crate here i did i picked it up what was in it i just picked up the crate you just picked up the crate yeah uh maybe it's just like another store oh were there things in the crate there's a bolt a boat yeah a hinge a coconut a mango seed yeah we need to get some of that [ __ ] going all right simon you ready yeah all right let's go man let's go so you see this scrap simon you come up to that and you just hold hold the mouse button and you harvest stuff is this scrap i'm getting hit by something you have to i have sharks down here sharks down here so just keep your eye out for him try to get as much scrap as you can how about i just protect you because i don't know how to get the scrap you go up to it and you just hold hold the button i know your your description is [ __ ] brilliant you just go up to it and hold the button i don't know what the it is i've not been diving it looks like scrap it looks like metal you know when you see it it's like look over here see simon no see you fish [ __ ] off shark hey you see me simon uh yes it is see these are like little pipes there you go that's the scrap yeah go up to that and then just uh hit it where's my eyes oh yeah shark's coming back your oxygen level oh god is that him yeah it was him i want to [ __ ] kill him hey i would like to as well all right i'm getting more stuff keep an eye on me i lost you already so good luck with that oh god i got bit all right i'm my health's bad i got i'm getting out i'm getting yeah yeah it's not fun neebs yeah man i don't think i can get up there man it's just too steep huh it's just too steep and i tried to do that whole like just can't i mean one day we'll have a structure we can get up there but yeah not right now let's go let's get back yeah we got some good stuff yeah it's time to get back heading back hey we should do a jump shouldn't we um cliff dive into the trees yeah over there that's the way to go yeah couple trees down here oh great i got them hey absurd simon hey what's up boys uh we got some good stuff how'd y'all do oh yeah we tried to dive that damn shark just keeps nipping at us can we make a big crop plot and plant some mangoes we need to it'll be great we need to i've got some mango seeds now too so the big crop plot i have palm trees oh wait let's just found a hinge i got a hinge oh i've had a hinge so we need a hinge uh six nails uh full rope and tin plank makes a crop plot i got i have everything but the plank i've got well i got planks for you all right and you guys ready yep yep bam big old crop plot so now goes yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right so long island it was fun i'm surprised you guys didn't there's like mango on that side there's more trees how did we get more trees hey doraleous yeah did you say you found a giant clam i did what do i do with it uh you can make a bird's nest with that and and birds will lay eggs that we can eat good make the bird's nest i will what else do i need i wonder well there it is palm leaf plank and clam he's coming for australia all right come on sucker there we go he didn't do too bad damage guys yes i'm gonna put the bird nest right down here right next to the crop blot yeah with the small one or is that too cluttery do birds need to be up high well i know sometimes these damn seagulls will take [ __ ] yeah why don't you put the bird's nest up top but then then we definitely don't see the seagulls coming to take it well no the bird's not gonna take his own eggs yeah the seagulls take [ __ ] out of the crop plot oh so yeah put the bird's nest up higher up how it is i'm gonna put it underneath that the highest steps we have cool sounds great bam come lay some eggs we got a nest for you yeah cacao cocoa he's eyeballing it all right we'll check back later so uh let's make more of these net catchers these things are great i'm looking out for the the the shark oh a bird just came by and left a feather in there [Music] how do you make a smelter how are we making a smelter i got to figure this out if we can make a smelter we can do all kinds of [ __ ] you smelt or filter oh drab rick that's a good one you smelt your filter like that's a creeper the guy who [ __ ] just goes around smelling people and then feeling them up awful where are you seeing smelter you know you smelt it delta yeah no in the menus where are you saying okay no i'm not seeing smelter in the menus i'm seeing smelter for things like i was wondering how to make goo and i looked at seaweed oh in here but hold on now i'm gonna research i just made a wet brick okay can i research the wet brick no it says it says i need a dry brick to make a smell hold on i think i take this wet brick and i lay it out to dry you ready i got a brick okay let that let that brick dry don't touch the brick nobody touched this bit it's my [ __ ] brick what's he yelling about that was up there big i'm battling this first okay can i get the sale going uh sure make it faster oh we have a mango tree really [ __ ] that tiny thing okay i mean it's the beginning of a mango tree isn't it yeah is that full grown though i don't know no it looks like a good we'll be patient maybe it needs more water at this point hey this sail worked great man yeah i see a box on top there all right putting the sail up hey all right got it yep yeah yeah come on now come on [ __ ] [ __ ] you got this here we go here we go come on [ __ ] you thinking about it back under mine gear get some stone got a plank so long [Music] sucker mr doraleous yes sir did you say you had a feather yes sir may i have this feather yes sir [Music] thank you man i caught it you see that no i didn't damn i'm good i'm bad let's see so i'm just gonna grab some stuff do it make sure you check those uh our nets too you know hey boys you ready to learn some stuff sure what you got we are gonna learn paintbrush and we are gonna learn oh simon you're gonna love this what are you ready you ready yep hammock [Music] can yes on his ass how's that brick looking still wet my wetsuit oh neebs got a dry brick grab brick beautiful yeah now if i think i'm gonna do this right oh neebs you ready yeah smelter [Music] [Laughter] yeah i just made some shark baits so we can get sand and clay ooh yeah beautiful i call this fish i'll just cook them okay all right i'm russ i'm gonna throw this shark bait and then i'm going diving you come with me yeah i'll come with you hell yeah let's do this all right ready yeah throw the shark bait all right go diving have you figured out how to get sand uh yeah you just go to the scene you see little clumps of sand oh and you just uh you pick them up with your hook oh that's the shark mate i was about to oh look at him going at that bite going at that bite oh [ __ ] so what are we supposed to attack him now while he's going at it uh well that wouldn't be a bad idea would it nope you want to do it that's what i'm doing come on come on you son of a [ __ ] back here [ __ ] and now he's going down he'll be back he'll be back you think yeah come on back up stay safe all right we'll keep an eye out he'll come back he can't resist that [ __ ] i like flynn oh i do too [Music] oh clamshell metal yep that's metal [Music] it it didn't know it's out there still still there it's still there the bait's still there yeah and he attacked you absolutely yeah he bit my ass well we've been we've been attacking him while he was on the bait oh maybe any runs yeah you got a little payback on me neebs how much sand you get i've only got one right now okay well hey yeah give me what you got i'll put it in here what oh he's fighting i'm going down i'm gonna get some more sand there's no santa in this small box neebs well i'm getting more hang on there's a bird up top oh [ __ ] i'm hungry i'm eating this [ __ ] pineapple how about the watermelon it looks good doesn't it i mean okay i gotta look at the where'd the boat go oh wow i'm way out here oh crap [Applause] i got three sand it's getting dark isn't it yeah it is all right hold on one more time we're gonna need a lot if we're going to make a smelter ah there we go come on [Music] that's absolutely what you're doing yeah you took him off the bait well that's what we said we did well yeah yeah we're trying to kill the sharks i get it but yeah i mean we were trying to dive i know but we did that like immediately seven saying fantastic give me that [Music] did you get ready i don't know all right where do you want the sand just out put it put it big storage put in the big storage there's already some sand in there just pile it up all right it's 13 in there now oh yeah okay yeah so there's not did you take it hold on what close it i just looked in there oh it's in my inventory dumb ass sorry i pulled a simon yeah okay uh those two guys let me get some food cooking am i right you're right no one's ever gonna be able to use this footage we're both shaky here comes the shark simon simon yep let's go for it oh oh oh okay there you go coming right back at me oh he's going for the bait go over the bait oh he's going down soon we're gonna i just want to kill sharks that's all i want all right guys i'm putting some bricks down don't y'all touch these bricks where's the first bridge we ever touched bricks the first break i had gone all you researched researched it that's right we're gonna need more bricks than that you need more sand uh need more sand i need more clay uh well let's don't let's don't get out of here until we get enough sand there's the shark let's see if he goes after this bait we'll go back down there so don't attack the shark if he's if he's attacking that bait leave him alone okay i think the point is if he continues to attack it he's going to eat it very quickly and then it'll be gone that's kind of what i'm thinking but we'll see well listen what we did before wasn't working because he was coming after us no well it did work but i got bit by a shark so i didn't all right well i'm gonna make a point but i'm not going to because it's wasting breath on you so go ahead make your points no it's okay we're good here comes here i can't wait all right let's let's go don't don't don't [ __ ] with the shark no we're not gonna [ __ ] anything go guys no go see you later i'll watch the show yeah that's great too what else is fun y'all fish or something don't have a fishing pole well neither do i still going at it simon yeah i'm just gonna watch it yeah because i can't uh there's nothing to harvest up and it's gone the baby is gone heads up guys what is this oh crap i'm not a copper oh boy no oxygen come on oh crap really deep um health going down come on everyone's pretty here we go there's gotta be it okay all the fish i had three fish on here i was hungry you made all three fish and then put nothing back we didn't we couldn't have three fish i had three fish three of those things now grab the mango cooking fish oh flavor okay i have some coconuts i'll eat those and i got one more fish as well i'm going after the shark where are you going after them let's be a team doraleous i feel like we've been doing this together all right let me stick with you because this is the only fun i'm having right now let's try to kill a shark all right i see the son of a [ __ ] he's right he's coming oh god he's coming right out yes he is hey guys these uh these bricks are dragged they're done yeah yeah i'm making a smelter love it ready boom we got a smelter boys i think if you spelled their filter it's a [Music] i'm about to do something awesome oh yeah yeah i got some metal ore okay i'm gonna put it in our brand new smelter oh yeah oh yeah so guys yes what's the dilue well the dealio uh neebs wanted to get all the [ __ ] off this island before we take off i'm making metal because i want to research a grill so i can make us some food yeah the big grill for the big fishes i got some other stuff i can learn check this out metal spear oh yeah and we got a stationary anchor i'll learn how to make bolts learn how to make a battery a battery yeah learn how to make a hinge wow and last but certainly not least i learned how to make a circuit board oh snoop hey neebs the smelter was a hit yep all right now get on that island go get you some [ __ ] i'm going you ready yep i'm ready okay simon i thought you were fishing or something well i was and then i wanted to be up high okay then we can make this jump yep yep yeah you just gotta jump though simon are you here oh [ __ ] look at that didn't work for me mr doopy doop that's where we're gonna call you today you're mr dupin oh look the birds just landed in our thing are there eggs up there dralis huh are there eggs just a feather just a feather that's nice of it though okay all right here we go here's the job i'm gonna make it [Music] made it all right let's uh harvest these trees some watermelon well that's the good stuff you know what i already regret coming why is that because you know what i need to eat it's like i don't have the luxury to just run around i need to actually no because in 30 seconds i'm gonna be flashing like i'm gonna die because you know how the game is ah right the game yeah playing and how that the fun right right right yeah i guess i'm getting down there too i guess he didn't know there's mangoes and watermelon up here [Music] guys yeah i'm very proud this is my first big fish i ever caught oh man oh hey congratulations simon you were gonna use that big fish i know that's what i want i'm excited because guess what daddy absorbs making right now please don't refer to yourself as daddy i just made an advanced grill where are we putting it oh my god wait why don't we do that we do it again i wasn't part of it oh i made a big grill bird there's a bird over there you son of a [ __ ] kill the birds get out of there all right knees where do you want to put this grill look this whole place is a mess we need to organize we're the kitchen all right we'll designate a spot for a kitchen you decide uh all right i mean the most rooms over here right now okay god we really gotta move these beds yeah this whole place is such a mess all right all right here we go here we go all right is everybody watching no no come check this out you're going to want to see it i'm so close you ready boom we got a grill oh look at this grill oh it's a webber bring that big fish sometimes okay hold on we got to put the stuff in it right thanks put your planks in there simon get that big guy out all right i'm gonna get the big guy out that's what she said all right put that [ __ ] on that grill yeah we're cooking a big old fish oh damn is that thing done need more planks more flanks it takes a minute to cook but i am curious to see how much you get from it anyone really hungry you should see like anyone almost down to nothing no i i should eat it i'm actually down to nothing there you go you eat it oh me yes you got picked eating the big fish i mean i did build the grill right you did you deserve it my friend the grill master gets the big fish yeah well not all oh catfish okay here we go i'm about to eat this whole damn thing [Music] oh you can take more than one bite okay yeah three bites filled me pretty much almost all the way up is that a shark you ruined every moment you stupid pizza chicken we were in the middle of the boat i was trying to eat my fish i'm going back up top to loot this island do it then let's get out of here okay [Music] hey needs yeah you got any idea where we get vine goo um i think you want to get that from seaweed like make it out of seaweed or i believe it's seaweed and the smelter oh and the smelter huh is he right do i take seaweed yep you were right yep we're making vinegar oh that's gonna help guys we're gonna be able to make some bad ass [ __ ] today all right what's the day day 17 day 17 is gonna be badass that's badass [ __ ] making day it's gonna go down in in history is the most badass day in the first 20 days we'll never forget this until tomorrow no no no we won't the 17th is going to be a holiday and on the 17th there was badassery and it was good shark he's going down beautiful that's always a pleasure [Music] what are you doing yesterday uh i just i made an empty bottle and then i researched it here in the researching station and now we're about to learn us boom an oxygen bottle no we are not we're going to the bottom of the ocean we can go deep up you made a you made a bottle uh yeah i don't at a vine goo you got to keep taking this vine goo and you gotta keep sticking it in the smelter i'd like to have a bottle hey i can make another bottle yeah i'm tired of drinking a little sippy cup right where do you fill the bottles at what do you mean like when you have a bottle the bottle contains more fresh water right you can you can just get out of this can you i have no idea you don't have to make a bigger thing like with the grill i'm eating a steak by the way i don't know you just went and researched it yep i know hey give me more time you know me man i'm a research guy okay actually i'm a girl see my butt i see it oh yeah see the vagina get in there i can't really try to bend over this is as far as i can i can't i can't tell what sex you are from this angle there how about this one it's just your face really and you you got boobs do what i guess there yeah little guys down there yep i look good as a woman i think it's very man that's freaky when you're you just like turn to me at the same exact time well you were talking i know yeah we're like the twins from uh the shining aren't we you want to play salmon red rhymes you want to play red red yeah i don't like it yeah neither do i [Music] i see raft out there you can make reinforced uh foundation armor once we get metal ingots wrapped out there i'm repairing some uh anyone have uh anyone have a paddle my paddles are broken i'll paddle abser you want to man the sail i'm really busy doing the vine goo thing man the sales simon yeah let's make the sale manning okay there's a sale yes there's a sale how do we okay for real yeah go up top man the sale all right man in the sale in a minute i can see how you might not have noticed since there's only four of us on a tiny raft oh look at that sail what do i do with it angle it ow you can grab it you look at it it'll prompt you to tell you what to do well i have my hud off because i'm good sail's down now steer it towards the raft okay right hold right to what no i'm over just through the hook okay r hold rotate smoothly very smooth just tell me which way to go is it going the right way neebs you got him hold on uh no exact wrong way 180 like this 180. [ __ ] a man i don't know how to do this what do you mean swap with them neebs somebody [ __ ] get up here and do this [ __ ] all right you keep paddling directly let's see what this is i can't wait to watch you do is there uh thing is up there we go uh arp there we go that's uh a little more to the right there we go there we go that was great here we go good work oh boy yeah this is the biggen this is the mother lode right here oh [ __ ] yes get them both and then i'll finish off with that oh yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh man y'all competing yes we are this is we're having a lot of fun here these fishing for these barrels that barrel look at this barrel shot right here up hold on duty calls duty calls go for it i give up next beer oh [ __ ] little [ __ ] [ __ ] look at that it's like you did nothing you dumb ass yeah what's up astro hey neebs i got something for you oh yeah yeah what you got we'll check this out this is a fancy water bottle i've already made one for myself there's actually water in it oh yeah delicious with leaving it and uh but this one that one's for you baby man i almost feel like simon should have that but i'll take it yeah i'm gonna make something for everybody that's why i've been cooking all this vinegar oh and speaking of cooking guess what i'll be cooking now i did the chicken pot pie oh sand sand got some sand in here gonna learn to make glass we can learn to make glass i think i can make that advanced water purifier oh yeah then we'll be able to make chicken pot pie yeah but listen and after that i want to do something else i want to clean this [ __ ] up this place is a wreck it is it's a nightmare yeah i want like you guys need to build like a cooking station so we need a kitchen you get you get started on the kitchen you're our building oh i'll make the kitchen somebody make a [ __ ] kitchen i'm working on all this [ __ ] well look at this huge area i've made over here hey that's a nice area i got over there doraleous i know might be good for a kitchen it might be it's awfully catch-ish land hope are we stopping yeah we probably should it's so close oh god do i have an anchor i don't think i've made another anchor hold on i'll paddle so busy with the everything else i know i know hold on i can do it just give me a second paddle i'm paddling i can hold this in place for a minute you're doing great man i'm just gonna watch you okay yeah we need to get some seaweed i see it down there what you need nothing i'm making it up paddle broke it's perfect perfect timing don't worry about doing it just in time all right we're anchored boys what all of our climbing stuff's on that side of the boat ah that's nice sorry yeah i don't even know i didn't even cross my mind because we're new at this that's okay we need to build up anyway hey yep sure i got one more thing to do though for before we get started okay you ready for this maybe bam i got an advanced purifier where are we putting it oh [ __ ] this is okay this is a big deal well the kitchen's still under renovation so just put it wherever so uh how does this work fill it with water looks like you put water in the back and it drips down to the front oh okay it heats up it evaporates it collects the condensation science science beautiful let's fill this thing up oh look filled with fresh water fresh water is done so i'm filling up and i'm drinking uh i want to see how many times i can fill this water bottle was it just twice no also it's twice you got oh there's another one bam another one again hey oh my god phil i got a full water bottle man i'm drinking shark shark he's not a bad place man i just drank we almost lost our freaking plot over here that has flowers that god knows what we're gonna do with well he took the stairs oh [ __ ] he did take the stairs [ __ ] that's funny neebs yeah i need to go down for some seaweed okay we i don't have any planks i can't build up well this is a good stop anyway because we need materials i need ore and i also need i i need seaweed seaweed's important to me but you see what i got my hand uh yep bait bait i'm gonna throw that bait i'm gonna go get some seaweed baby okay neebs i can give you your spikes i'll take your planks yeah yeah oh [ __ ] i threw the bait in you son of a [ __ ] why are you biting me hey here's bait throw this in it distracts the shark bait doesn't work you sure well it's right there and i don't see it okay maybe if i come up here hey shark shark see that bait there you go you dumb son of a [ __ ] all right i'm going in go in all right seaweed days how's this coming not good man too close to the rocks it's really what i want to build oh man should we just readjust can you paddle us back a minute i don't have a paddle uh anyone got a paddle negatory i got a paddle can you paddle us away from the island yeah just pedal that way let's see if i can place this uh roof i'm going back in ah yeah i got it okay okay good job let's see can i come up here thank you so hard and then uh i guess i'll walk up here and then nope hey i'm up here now all right well that's good but it won't do you much good unless you can get to the next stop right now let's see maybe i can climb this tree yeah yeah up here okay [Music] i'm up hey whoa hey good climbing man all right i'm like a tarzan up here exactly like tarzan pretty good pretty spot on huh all right here it is found the treasure planks nails wood hinge got a hinge i like hinges pretty good um take my hatchet to some of these trees yeah bring all that wood down i gotta do some repairs and [ __ ] look at this i got hungry while i was up here and i got this gigantic fish not even worried about it eat it all day long also got a bottle of water just carry it with me who who do i gotta [ __ ] to get a bottle of water all right let's [ __ ] yeah i mean honestly get over here let's start banging baby simon yes sir i got a water bottle man all right you ready for this yeah come to me come to me all right all right there it is slam all right now take that water bottle put it in your inventory come over here yeah congrats on uh becoming part of the water bottle hey doraleous you're next oh i know all right so in the meantime i should have food anyone want to give me food uh there's i can wait i got five beets hold on eat your baits can't beat that okay i can't we're never gonna do too many of those yeah that's a hard joke to beat damn that was good [ __ ] we're funny yeah we're hilarious all right i'm gonna go beat off somewhere yes capped it off what because he said oh wow and that was wow that got over your head it went right over his head damn that's okay it was that good [Music] oh all right that's enough for me you think you got enough yeah i don't want to wear the shark out yeah okay well what do you want to build next what do you need me what do i want to build next egg well listen right now i want to talk to my good buddy doraleous yes come hither oh is you giving me a waffle oh i was giving you some water bottle you can't even bunch on that car [Applause] thank you sir water bottles hey cheers you are welcome flank clean clothes yeah doraleous fill it up let's all take a drink all right everybody cheers man cheers cheers cheers clink clink clink clink clink clink clink hey good day i just got i got one sip oh you can fill it up multiple times so pull it up again all the way up fill it up again see how that works i do now now who's smart me yes you i'm the i'm the smart guy oh [ __ ] i just drank the wrong water that's a good start it is yeah i just i accidentally poured out my entire water bottle list [Music] god there's so many annoying things about this can we get off this island please yeah we need planks i'm gonna start rolling uh yeah start rowing right now growing to the side hey you know what i got a freaking brand new paddle i'll help you row keep rolling boys keep rowing are we leaving i need to get on the boat yeah you should get on the boat here keep rowing simon keep rowing doraleous all right i got one plank we haven't gone anywhere but we're anchored yeah i know see we're so dumb no i'm not adorably dumb are we pulling up the anchor boys [Music] it's gonna be so much fun if you could just rope towards the sun you can have so much fun probably stop rolling now simon we're okay we're in plainfield well yeah getting dark we need more stuff we need more lights my water bottle by the way which was a wonderful gift is almost uh broken no it's not broken it's almost empty oh yeah fill it up again simon well everything else is measured by that bar on the bottom and then when that bar is gone it's broken such a interesting angel why your sweet little dumpling is what you are it's the only thing that's called my bar simons say the darndest thing and it's hilarious everyone understands that means water why because what is orange but when you fill it up watch the bar no i'm drinking it it's going down my bottle's breaking well can i can i explain something to you when you look at when you look at your shovel right yeah it has a bar underneath it right yep when that bar goes down yeah and it disappears what happens to that shovel we understand why you think that we just think it's adorable but i think that's insane that you think it's adorable when it's exactly how many people here thought their bottle was broken no one so the bottle never breaks i don't think it doesn't look like it like you just keep well the cup doesn't have a [ __ ] bar under it and wouldn't you think wouldn't you think the cup would have that does the cup have that no oh yeah but it just has the the graphic image either empty or not empty but all the other ones the shovel and everything else the bar is uh yellow there's a very no clear difference in color yes the wood is orange dick face yeah orange orange goes away the thing breaks there's three colors right we're right but it doesn't seem strange to me but simon go go fill up the water bottle you see it go from there being no line to it it's filling up from broken to fix right once you put water in it i cannot believe that i'm getting this much black i'm not even taking part there you go i told you it was adorable well that's kind of a really shitty way of getting me black doraleous yep i have a gift for you good sir take a look at me take a look now i'm sick of seeing you with that that [ __ ] spear you got so i have made you a very very nice where the [ __ ] is it i made it i swear to god i made it maybe oh no there it is i'm now i'm crafting it i have me i've made you a very nice i'm thinking middle giving you a gift thank you oh what did i just do you just oh because i don't know your inventory is full throw away that old piece of [ __ ] spear um i'll take it yeah i'll take it don't throw it it's actually yeah and oops now where um did i get it you got it bam and i got that no someone took the good spear simon you take the good spear yeah you should have waited it till i i thought i thought it tab check and check your inventory make sure that's what i'm looking for i've got a i've got two wooden spears i've been out here for like 22 days no someone took the really good spear i don't know i don't think did the spear just go drifting off into the ocean no it couldn't have everyone looked in their inventories well right now i have two wooden spears and one of them it looks like an arrow almost like i don't have it where the hell did it go in the ocean this is like this is a mystery it looks like a spear oh there it no it's not stop it hit tab yeah tab thank you looks like a spirit of me here and i picked up what i picked up got me an extra spear which i see i'm hovering over that right and it says wooden spear it doesn't look like anything else oh there it is so i was it in your inventory maybe see so all right yep yep mystery solved where was it hey [Music] i love that food it's not that big of a deal anymore but uh yeah simon oh okay test it out test it out oh he's right here one [ __ ] yeah two hits two and he went on and yeah and he got scared he get it in two hits that's a two hit let's go i'm curious [Music] what's that a diving board you got going on there to wrap well it's just for the island thing i think it's a diving board i'm gonna jump off of it i'll get doubles doubles like if if uh if i need to get to him to get and y'all look great up there i know hey you know what would look even better up there a standing torch i don't know because i'm really liking the silhouette right now look at the moon well i could always pick it up couldn't i that looks like that scene from mary poppins an e.t just down a little bit y'all do steppin time all right i also have to put a torch down to celebrate oh yeah right here nice all right i'm jumping off the davenport [Music] please ruin my shot names all right i want to see if there's any feathers up here is this a metal thing done um probably yeah take that drop what a drop i don't know that's middle ingot here i'll grab it and i'll make you uh make you a bolt no uh yeah i need a bolt yeah i need a bolt yep boom catching the bolt boom there's the bolt got it okay standby what are you making i'm making a bow i made some uh flippers in an oxygen bottle last night oh wow we're gonna have a good dive today uh can i make arrows yeah you can make an arrow i saw arrows in there oh that's looking tight you know what you know what that bow is good to shoot uh sharks birds birds birds birds when the things running away you can kill it in the air when if it gets away look at this boat oh i can't wait for you to kill me and absolutely are going diving okay ready absolutely uh yeah well now another shark came around do we need some shark bait i'm gonna see if this bow work underwater i'll protect us that's your plan yeah that's that's your plan that's my plan uh i feel like a little bit of bait would work better but whatever whatever i got your back let's do it all right i got my flippers on i got my oxygen bottle on okay here we go right behind you i'm looking for the shark the shark is uh not by you guys uh totally didn't notice you go down down the giant clam i'm going even deeper i'm getting crazy [Music] i found a crate down here full of hinges and nails [Music] all right coming back up holy moly i can go deep now that is awesome that is awesome sharks coming i got my [Music] hey you got enough time to make a uh either make more arrows or make um some bait i got five more arrows at the moment got an arrow in his face he does wear his face yeah that's in the front of his body not sure oh yeah i know i was i was i mean where is where's the [ __ ] shark can you see the arrow back give me that give me that oh wait is he coming to me now nah he's good all right i'm swimming down under for more all right i think i was uh pretty successful i'm ready to get out of here you got some good stuff man i i'm loaded up with scrap let's see i got a couple of pieces of copper i got a metal yeah i got plenty of stuff to keep us busy hey neebs yeah i can make two of these copper ingredients i can make a circuit board oh you came to the wrong spot [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah you're okay man that was exciting the music helped [Music] hey yeah man i got something exciting yeah uh nice fish by the way i'm eating this big fish do it uh i have learned a circuit board or i just made a circuit board and now i'm coming over to the research table around mr simon okay circuit board here let's research a circuit board bam now we know how to make a receiver to locate nearby radio signals okay and an antenna that i guess goes along with our receiver what do we need to make those things uh i don't know let me double check uh yeah two circuit boards plastic hinge i'm gonna need more copper ingots so next island we see let's stop but i think we know how to make everything now like that's everything in the game we'll be off this raft in no time we build that radio we'll find a good radio signal and uh we'll take us home sharks in yeah trucks in sharks gonna die right here easy oh come on i'm cool [Music] come on shark show us what you got oh he's coming boom oh daddy what the [Music] i got him we got him i think i mean my action's still good you guys getting stakes we're getting steaks where's the boat come on summon okay mistakes are out wait is he sinking i don't have anything to get steaks with i already got steaks we gotta swim back all right i only got three steaks you with me simon i'm with you well i see the boat i don't know where you are i'm right beside you that was intense that boat's getting big boats getting big i just added another thing man there's an island too all right today let's get on the island the right way we could do this yeah we can i got it backwards now i'm ready to rock all right you guys you guys got to paddle us in the right way all right i'll make an anchor we gotta turn it around turn it around we'll which so tell me what to do i don't know is this working so what do i do to try to spin it around like come by me maybe i don't know you were the guys that were all confident about being able to know we weren't but we were saying we'd like to try it okay go for it are we turning at all we need to turn we're facing the wrong way that's what i'm trying to turn out like this you see where i am i'm going to do what you're doing exactly right where i'm going to help you let's see if it's like like this end around well wouldn't this spin it the other way don't we want to do it the other way as long as we turned around i don't know if we can doesn't look like it's doing anything does it [Music] well this is the worst place we could have landed i think this is a bust uh we could build like a bridge over here i think that's what doraleous is up there working on it so we're so we don't have to deal with this again all right neebs i'm going under you going under yep keep him off my ass okay here he comes oh sucker oh man is there nothing on this side i think i picked the wrong side to jump into you keep running there we go bam he's going deep be careful okay daddy needs copper come there's a copper on oh really this island sucks there's nothing here he went deep again oh he's coming up at me here we go suck up keep coming all right let's see what can i get heck can these get some scrap man i really wanted some copper oh i won't copper so bad [Music] hey i got a bunch of my arrows back go okay what's this what's this metal that's better nothing take some metal i really wanted that copper oh i killed it okay hey shark's dead get the shark meat i'm on it get my arrows back there we go we're gonna eat you now i'm going for it you got it doraleous come on that was a bad jump did you jump did you even jump yeah but it was a bad job okay oh i gotta cook this meat i can't eat this like this i want to see this oh yeah that's right you got a shark again jump i just need one more now i want to try something i'll do one more we'll cook this steak what are you guys trying trying to get on huh i just don't have enough stuff i don't have enough stuff we had one more over we've been gold and you know what if maybe i can where's the spot they're way up top salmon oh way up top huh this uh that one part is tricky but uh hold on [ __ ] so how do you do i just had one oh and it wouldn't have one plank one sure i do one plank yeah here hold on i'll hook you up ready here we go here we go oh you're right you're off coming with you yeah man just for the fun of it slam yeah hey you made it up here dude good job [Music] you got some black flowers is that is that good yeah you ever figure out how to do the coconut put the lime in it drink a boat up call the doctor in the morning [Music] all right going deep one last time oh is that is that cop is it right there god that wasn't deep at all oh yeah [ __ ] yes copper oh i'm gonna be able to make some good stuff with that neebs can i borrow your bow and arrow i'm pretty attached to it you know well i will i promise i won't how's that going after good i had to get a little bit more scrap i'm working on working on making this an antenna oh really yeah oh that sounds good i made two circuit boards now all i need is a bolt so i'm cooking some metal over here and it's almost done as soon as the metal is done i'll be able to make a bolt okay oh look at that is that a like a metal hatchet yeah yeah you're going to use it i think i saw a tree and y'all need a tree up there i got it i got it i used it i'm on that okay is the island clear yes island is clear cool move on ready to move on everyone oh we got absolutely going down now yeah he's trying to get copper oh [ __ ] who's got planks put planks in the forge i'm on it yep uh blanks coming up did i do it there you go no the uh neebs this island's baron i got everything that was uh at the bottom of this island oh but there's my metal ingot holy moly can i do it yep i can make a bolt hey and then boom i can make us an antenna hey where do we want to put it wait i got maybe an antenna should go up higher i shouldn't yeah it should all the way up there at the top yeah head up there whatever wherever we put it we just got to make sure it's not going to like collapse or disappear if it's where one of these pillars gets eaten by a shark you know what i mean maybe kind of in the middle safer all right here we go come on baby oh yeah it's so hard for me to say down here oh it's a little storm here i can see it now we get hbo are we getting a reception ah no i think we got a well yeah it needs a receiver okay so i got to make a receiver that makes sense we'll do that then yeah we'll do that next time good work guys good work all right hold on look at me [Music] [Music] names [Music] so man i need help paddling i'm paddling as hard as i damn can but i can't seem to get there i got the bucket simon what a battle nope i don't have any of my [ __ ] and none of it's in my inventory right now what oh my shit's gone you're always you got a paddle yeah i'll be right there maybe i can get it with the bucket i don't know we're close enough man you might want to throw the bucket down throwing it ah that was a bad throw okay all right but still no no no this is this is all right this is all right oh yeah look look at that hey yeah easy oh i hate the sun's going down man it's so ready i want to go i want to go down i want to get copper hey guys i really don't i don't have anything and i'm a little bit confused all of my stuff is gone don't you try to leave and then come back all right so you're saying i gotta go and then come back you got nothing huh nothing yeah nothing you should log out log back in hold on you sure didn't just empty your inventory when you left you did crazy stuff no i didn't i'm exiting goodbye okay bye i hope everything turns out all right with him oh i did too me too i would hate for him to lose his uh palm leaf yeah dave do you think that rock looks kind of like a shark yeah a little mouth up front yeah see that shark island you get you get you get you still got enough yeah yeah hey simon nothing nothing i got nothing all right what do you want we'll get we'll build you some i want everything this is so frustrating i'm actually busting my ass and now everything that i've worked hard for is is gone there you go there's a fishing pole thank you a hook here's a paddle here's a here's a big fish to eat this paddle you gave me is a piece of [ __ ] hey beggar's camping channel hey all right man damn i'm friends yeah i fight that shark i gave him my spear all right i got him no i'm just ah he's gone back no but the but it was pretty much broken and you can't repair it well you didn't have anything a second ago okay i'm just saying we're gonna keep complaining you keep complaining you know what i'm not talking to you neebs i'm talking about appsro shoot him neebs oh really oh [ __ ] no he stabbed me did he hurt you you told me oh really we want to play this game yeah we'll play this game play that game what are you doing hey i'm gonna hit you with my hook this is not a game stupid oh he's throwing hook to people oh easy i'm gonna die okay sorry [Music] when somebody said hey shoot him and then the other one said okay that's when i said [ __ ] it what am i gonna do just sit here and just take it and then what happened shut up you all right well maybe you wouldn't have gotten shot had you been respectful in the first place all right fine damn fish there you go that's good thank you okay i gave you that fish no i'm good i'm good we'll see how the rest of the day goes the fish at half health yeah burnt not we're good thank you guys thanks for talking now we need a bottle we need a half broke bottle for simon no i'm good i'll just keep on dying i don't need a bottle i don't need nothing [Music] you know what i lied when i said i didn't want a bottle you want one now don't you i do but you know what you got to do what me and you we're going to get some goo all right simon what neebs yeah hold on i was getting ready to show him how to get some goo i know but you don't need to because bubba boom after already had a spare bottle but i need you guys to go make it anyway because uh my oxygen tank busted so go get goo that's that's not it it looks just like it go straight [ __ ] sure okay see that long tall thing oh yeah these are seaweed plants all right waiting for e to come up nothing did someone pick them already nothing someone already picked them i don't think down here all right hold on fellas did you pick out stay awake no i was grabbing some crap absolutely yeah i'm cooking it right now i was trying to take seven go deeper there's probably some more down there simon come on hey sucker can i keep can i pick while i got my spike or my spear i think so all right ready all right come back down look at you start coming up okay i hit him all right we got to move we got to move around the island i know this way follow me well you're going under the boat no all right i'm adventurous all right well we're i'm going to run out of oxygen so let's go up and look there's the anchor all right star's coming i got him hold on ready i'm up all right you went up where you at oh there you are yeah you ready get your air i'm good i am ready going down going down right here simon i think right here oh [ __ ] hold on i'm going to get some right here right here e where are you at yeah did you get it some i don't see e yeah there's no segway left there's nothing to [ __ ] prompt to get start coming up worst lesson ever yeah did you take all the seaweed everywhere i took most a lot of it or out there yeah teach me when we're on an island that these [ __ ] hell go deeper go deeper you did great no now you'll know when you see it it's like you'll see those little seaweed stalks and there's like a big bushel of it and that's kind of glowing you're gonna have one of them i know i picked a lot of them but you know yeah there's probably some still down there keep looking don't give up oh [ __ ] that let me [ __ ] that [ __ ] that just keep going see names we may have to uh oh is that copper yeah that's copper hell yeah here's the seaweed i found the seaweed got a seaweed seaweed let simon pick it all right don't don't pick these i'm gonna have simon do it okay look around the island you told me to look at the island in the water well well you said look around the island so no up can you see me i see some i see two people i'm way out way out there look at you come towards me you're looking good all right come towards me all right get a big breath sure you're ready ready all right going down going down it was like around here some oh was it here you see me summoned i do is it uh papa here we go you see these two in front of me oh yeah you picked those oh yeah that's seaweed then we're gonna put that in the forge and you can make uh like a goo okay oh oh oh oh yeah breathe yeah oh man come on that's getting close holy [ __ ] all right that was close afterwards you get a bottle of oxygen tank uh no i i still don't have enough goo but i made another water bottle so yeah i i'm getting there i'm getting there all right hey oh shark just happened already seemed like it was a shark oh neat yeah i can craft this battery yeah used to power electrical machines yeah see i got a battery battery yeah does that go up there by the thing i don't know can you set it down it's the only electrical thing that i know of gentlemen yeah can we get back in the current hold on we got this battery we're trying to figure out how to use it now the antenna requires the receiver so can't use the battery here but i bet i can use the battery with that receiver once i make it okay but i'm gonna need more uh i'm gonna need more parts well we should go get more stuff are we done here yeah i think so okay i could be done here yeah actually when we get going neebs i got a surprise for you so the sooner we get going the quicker your surprise happens does anchors away mean uh pull it up or take it i think let's put it down i would oh yeah well i would think it's also pull it up like anchors away away from the ground yeah thankfully my phone still has a tiny charge out here i can google it anchors away drop anchor is one thing and then anchors away would be we're gonna go away pull it up says the phrase anchors away is a report that the anchors are clear of the sea bottom and therefore the ship is officially underway anchors away i was wrong yep and i was [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] right [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] is [Music] who's got one plank i got blanks for days i need one plank maybe not for days but how about planks for days i used to have flanks oh the jellies and i have one yeah i do i was just collecting items are you ready no no no i got it no i got it i got the one i was right in front of your face you don't have to worry about tattooed here i'm crafting i'm crafting the receiver i didn't mean to craft the dude you didn't mean to craft it too oh i crafted it it'd be fun if you could craft an attitude all right i think this receiver and this antenna have to go together okay we got to go upstairs all right yeah somebody i i need more space up here who can make uh who can make some more dude i'm working on it here we go how about that all right you guys ready for this yeah oh oh and you can still get through perfect oh look at this it's got a wire that's where the battery goes right here i got the battery so okay yeah we'll put the battery here and okay turn on hello oh hello wait antenna one two and three too close to receiver not connected not connect oh god we gotta make them we gotta make more antennas too close to receiver we gotta can you move that one uh yeah i can remove it gotta put it way out there in the corner all right so i'll remove it and put it over here okay oh yep we got one antenna online all right one and ten online okay so [ __ ] all right so i gotta make two more antennas and hopefully we can find us a signal boys yeah wow we're gonna get inside we're gonna get saved am i hearing a shark attack yep probably so [ __ ] oh yeah somebody's down there right in the middle [ __ ] you i'm oh bird here it comes oh i got a hit there we go come back around damn it neebs come on get him hey oh crap oh and there's a shirt oh i see him i'm going for him okay here we are come on come on seagull you got it i got him i got him i got him oh god he bite you uh no i'm good i'm good i'm good coming back coming back oh man i wish i had my flippers i wish i had my clippers right now where's this shark he might be behind us i'm looking i got our backs all right i'm almost there i'm almost there we're gonna have chicken salmon oh you killed it yeah rock on yeah he nailed it hold on i'm tired i can't i can't make it i'm tired sucker you might gotta paddle uh no i gave i gave my shitty paddle simon i'm under the pub i'm dehydrated simon where you at get that shitty paddle kid no i got everybody right here grab my hook grab the hook okay yeah i need water all right you guys doing all right get you some water man oh [ __ ] wait simon where are you at oh i am uh swimming and getting stuff because that's what i need to do simon simon simon okay where's simon simon got some water i was just about to say how we don't ever die did the shark get oh i see him i see his buddy come on leaves i'm coming keep me covered i'm coming girl let's build a paddle paddle back towards us all right coming i'm back okay yeah i got him i got him i got him keep me covered neve keep me covered i'm looking i'm one it's a hard current hard curve you're doing great doraleous we got him we got him he'll be fine it'll be fine y'all see the shark anyway i don't all right no we're good we're good come on names yeah all right okay boy all right let me throw him down in this bed all right you let him rest up a little he'll be fine buddy okay [ __ ] yeah okay yeah it's intense huh yeah well i needed stuff right i'm about to starve now [ __ ] it i'm going back in [Laughter] well don't don't get caught up there again [Music] god damn it silence is he dead again he's dead again coming up he really just did that yeah i know what a [ __ ] idiot it's jesus there simon wow simon wow hello all right barrels all right [ __ ] all right damn it i'm not gonna paddle paddle no paddle gotta go get him cover me i'm trying to eat i'm starving to death and some nut keeps jumping in the water oh come on you idiot you idiot come on get there all right i see the shark i think i'm okay you're okay jumping on the water like that it's amazing i know man like jesus all right damn it that does hurtles all right everyone yeah point an air run don't let me know all right now you guys are jumping out water don't go don't go back in the water because they need the barrels let's go to the battles go to the battles let's go to the barrels i need stuff this barrel is coming from the other way look around yeah i need stuff there look at all this stuff okay you know what simon don't talk about it right here look look there's like there's like two barrels simon no right here there's barrels look behind you simon look at me look at me simon no i don't look at me simon i'm done with you simon look at me done simon look at me he's trying to help you come over here over here come over here two barrels like in into that net right that's fine but i'm joining in the waves hey names nice job killing the bird you kill the bird oh yeah we were gonna have drumsticks i got this bird i'll cook i'll cook some drumsticks i'm looking forward to eating some chicken leaves good job you've earned it simon you better watch it doraleous sir remember that surprise i was talking to you about okay look at my dick yeah that's what it is look at it wait you're gonna build something over here are you ready yeah boom oh wow it's a paint mill are you serious look at that that's crazy take all those flowers you've been finding throw it in there you can make paint no hold on a minute [Music] look at this there you go let's start spinning around look at that thing just making paint is that what's happening yeah is how you make plant paint you just spin a flower around i've never done it before but uh sure you seen a simon yeah i'm as unimpressed as anybody [Music] all right we're on the other side of the island is this working yep that's working all right now point the sails back towards the island leaves okay yes sir put it back towards the island i'm doing it oh yeah look at this here we go here we go throwing the anchor the best i could [ __ ] uh yeah yeah yeah awesome fantastic does that work we're getting good at this hey simon yeah these chicken legs are ready oh i'd love to eat some yeah there's three of them oh come over and i have a chicken leg sounds good to me that's true yes you want chicken leg uh yeah i'll nibble on a chicken leg i think i think you need to whisper cause he's whispering how are those chicken legs um they were good delicious yep they're fantastic yep and simon earned his died three times hey someone grab this clam it's a giant clam oh yeah throw it down here i like those things i know thank you here's some glass too take the glass i'll take that glass yeah yeah yeah all right anything else um two clay by the board yeah oh here's the hinge all right sweet i got it there we go that it i mean yeah i yeah okay sweet i'll see you later bye neebs he's like he's like a walking treasure chest for me what happened what'd you do sorry i react loudly so in the morning i think you and i should dive i'd like to have another antenna in the morning yeah yeah i think that's a great idea let me research let me look at that real quick oh man we need another circuit board and bolt uh oh i can make bolts i need to cook some metal ore circuit board circuit boards i need copper copper's gonna be the big thing let's work through the night and we'll dive in the morning [Music] right behind you yeah i'm just kind of scoping out because i'm looking for little shiny things all right that looks like it's gonna be good i'm gonna go up and take a breath i miss my oxygen tank and flippers all right going down deep oh i didn't realize you didn't have that no yeah i didn't have enough stuff to make it i need more stuff oh yep i found some copper hell yeah all right i'll get this other stuff sweet sweet sweet sweet copper meat meat what are you doing man dude i'm making this uh i'm making this thing and i i know it's gotten out of hand well you know what i respect you for the fact that you work very hard on it i can't really judge right um right our uh what's your what's your next plan to keep the same thing well i mean uh same i mean which way which direction are you gonna go or are you pretty much done no no because we always come across stuff that wow why why what's going on here can't get up there just i just [ __ ] myself but oops it looks like you built the ladder up to a ceiling yeah i [ __ ] okay now we're good we're back in all right back in to come up there with you no i'm good up here man what are you doing i'm just getting stuff what are you getting [Music] stuff [Music] drink some fluids you get nibbled on yeah that happens be careful out there hey simon hey so what's up man uh not much i've actually got like clay and stone i got a hammer oh yeah so i can repair stuff now is that the first hammer you've had first one really because i i was never told to repair stuff come on forgot where my my thing is because my hud's off with a hammer you can dive safely come on i'm going after him [Music] suck up come here yeah oh boy come on come on shark shark's almost dead if we can kill him we can uh you know just dive yeah you're the one with the bullet air man do it oh my bow and arrow bro oh no gotta make a new one oh he's coming after me oh look at all the arrows in his face you did it yeah good for you get those stakes oh we got him yeah now we can dive in peace all right we got him everybody get out there and uh scavenge oh what's that oh i see shiny shiny shiny all right metal i could use metal yeah oh goodness what's over here anything here in the corner i know i've been here before yep that's the cave all right all right i think i'm happy i think i'm damn happy oh is that seaweed [Music] uh yeah i was gonna put this uh second antenna down so we got the receiver wait why is this thing off i don't know bam put the antenna down this used to be on wait we didn't drain the battery did we battery's dead i wasn't even working does that mean that battery's no good i don't know can we charge it yeah there's no way to charge this thing son of a [ __ ] we should have waited we should have waited i didn't know i didn't know you'd put it on this thing it'd immediately go to it just go to town oh [ __ ] well hey at least we got two antennas we're working towards something i'm gonna take this battery there no way no no way to charge it i'm throwing it it's what are you talking about throwing it i just tossed it in the water you just throw batteries in the water yeah okay that doesn't sound environmentally friendly exactly have you seen this [ __ ] place we're gonna have to we're have to pull anchor soon we need uh we need planks anchors away [Music] all right neebs yes sir antenna number three dinner number three already yeah are you up there no i just made it down here on the forge how many antennas do we need three uh but now i gotta make another [ __ ] battery right what do you need for the battery well let me take a look let's help uh oh i got everything copper i just need plastic who's got plasti oh wait where there's plenty of plastic i got this right here look at this look at this and boom brand new battery needs okay should we go plug it in the antenna you got the antenna and the battery i got the other antenna yeah all right simon if you want to uh paddle over to that raft go for it that's what i'm doing oh we're gonna go up here and uh try out this receiver trans radio all right hopefully that's not too close together i'm taking the battery i'm putting the battery back in and i'm turning it on here we go what's this say distance are we the middle or with a green blip i think we're the middle yeah of course we're the middle okay what's the green blip it's a signal it's a signal head tor head towards the green angle the sails right what angle the sails we got guys we got a signal hold on i want to get this open hold on are you okay which way do i turn this uh hold hold on neebs hold on let's simon get all that stuff going here get that stuff simon get up there you gotta jump you gotta jump i gotta jump [ __ ] it i'm not gonna go yeah you are you're getting up there it's sinking anyway all right okay i'm coming towards you simon all right good do you get the cooler got it all right sweet now yeah swim back swim back metal ore one metal ore worth it maybe maybe maybe not all right appsro tell me which way to angle the sails uh turn the sails that way see which way i'm looking the way that i'm oh turn it a little bit like uh this way yeah go that way go that way with it like that and uh hold on yeah distance is getting smaller whoa yeah up oh what i hit e by accident and it shut that thing off oh yeah but then it turned it back on all right i thought i thought i'd [ __ ] facebook don't push buttons well you know what i got to push buttons that's a stupid thing to say yeah really no well what you said no what you said no i got a push button did i say i gotta yeah you're like oh i gotta push buttons no i i gotta push buttons to play the game don't say oh yeah but don't push the buttons on this thing of course not but i gotta hit the button which buttons not on the phone yeah the receiver buttons yeah just that's the one button how we doing how's that what's our distance oh man is our battery gonna make it we're gonna have to make it on the battery i'm guessing we are making another battery that's the name of the game now isn't it that's uh we still got more than halfway what do we have 700 no you have to make another battery we have resources for batteries uh let's see those aren't easy to make i need one copper ingot which i can make plastic's easy and scraps easy yeah yeah yeah i can make batteries well if you turn it off for a minute save the battery just let's just we know what direction we're going we're going in the right direction i like this all right turn it off yeah just check the battery out i'm just gonna turn it off well last time we had it off wait did we turn it off the battery ran completely down i think it just ran down okay all right let's see let's do science here we're gonna turn it off at 600 exactly turned off 600. it was 600 when you turned it off 600 and the battery i was about a little more than a third okay uh how long should we wait like now yeah try now see what happens turn it back on the distance is eleven hundred and eighty five what what are you talking about and the battery is the same thing jesus christ what and now that green dot is in a completely different [ __ ] oh boy here we go what the [ __ ] falls right not all about someone needs their ass kicked for that design decision all right so what we got to do is when we turn the battery on it's got to stay on it's got to stay on good call simon or neebs [Music] someone 872. yep there you go all right taking it out put the new one in turn it on oh good all right yeah all right hey we're still at 800 something all right perfect so get another battery get another battery i'm working on another bag got it you got this it didn't change nope didn't change so if we switch them out quick we think it's i gotta pull it out it worked that time i need one more scrap that's all i need oh scrap i got up there i got scraps you ready oh yeah give me some scrap neebs hang up boop is that good and then bam got another battery ready ready to go ready to go all right man this is tight this is tight all right guys who put this uh random uh out here this one i don't approve of that oh yeah okay you need to form a sentence oh this one i did because look it's going to catch that leaf right there it is but now i feel like i have to make a little now who feels like a full who feels like a stupid fool i feel like i need to do a whole run that's a leaf we would never have just sticks out it's weird all right you're the one who likes symmetry and things like that we'll build around it will we all right so we're ignoring that island yep uh your call man uh yeah yeah ignore this yeah we're ignoring that i am the prize better things to do oh man we're at a 580 580 right now oh wow we should be wow i think we should be able to see something soon do i hear a shark yes shark come on come on you see me laying there like that movie uh what where's the snipes where it kills vampires yeah i feel like mom yeah mr mom that was a wait that was not monkey wasn't it yes old movie i should have never said it i think i saw that in the theater all the kids love mr mom i'm sure they do michael keaton got fired and now he's home with his family [Laughter] doing what only women should do mr mom eating pumpkins who has to cook and clean michael keaton does oh no he's mr mom what sort of hijinks is he gonna get him in with that clorox it was crazy like half that movie was about the boss trying to [ __ ] the mom and it's like totally acceptable at the end of it it's just like oh shucks i guess he shouldn't have tried to [ __ ] the mom that's not nice he wanted to be mr mom hey we're we're at 280 now boys we might make this we might make it with this battery i think we are going to make it with his batteries better he's not even halfway done oh the green's actually starting to move very closely oh yeah you're right the green is moving i'm going to angle the sail just a little bit more a little bit more that way how's that looking simon you see anything in the distance anybody well i'm i'm staring at the screen which way would we see something uh towards uh holy [ __ ] i see something huge really oh yeah i see oh yeah see it too see you too oh oh oh see you too all right [Music] got the anchor ready we need to have the tall end uh line up so we'll go beside it and then we'll anchor hey i'll steer you anchor what should we be doing right now guys you guys are doing great yeah just pedal us towards it all right we should oh yeah hey tall end's gonna pop right on there i think this this is gonna be great we're going good the way we are you ready yeah i think yeah just keep uh keep maybe angle the sails a little bit more forward towards it towards it okay towards it okay we want the back end to get sucked in good here yeah we want to get the back end you want the backhand i guess yeah all right yeah stop paddling let me drop the sails here how's that yeah can you make the back end suck in uh yeah now yeah angle the sails right towards the building now okay that'll come back in how's that yeah that's good yeah keep hanging keep angling i'm about to throw anchor anchors thrown oh yeah beautiful i think we can get on the platform boys and let's do this [Applause] [Music] all right you boys ready to hop on this thing uh yeah yeah all right everybody's got their belly full of water and fish i think we can hop on right here really it looks like it doesn't know i'm drying it you gotta wait until the oh yeah you made it ah slam [Music] it [Music] where are we going all right we're right up right up here huh climb up here top of that roof over here to rallies huh oh slime up it's like a little platforming section oh that's simon you love platforming oh it's so much fun this is pretty easy though yeah damn it [ __ ] this y'all coming and we'll be right there making sure simon gets up here simon you're coming well it shouldn't be that hard there oh you did yeah oh look at what you got it's a crate you can grab it any planks in there that was a lot of stuff in there where do we go to from here well we can platform down over on this other side oh yeah over there okay i'll jump up there jump all right all right all right i'm with you here hold up there's got to be something important here the radar took us here right there's a they're broadcasting a signal for some reason something lead the way to rallies okay okay you're the man with a shark head there's this room to the hi neebs there's this room with uh more plastic oh look at plastic all right plastic uh-huh this is so much fun there's a bunch of cabinets here that you can't interact with at all was that phone work no no it didn't no e e call somebody tell them we're stuck in the ocean hey i'll take a large pie with just just cheese and yeah just cheese don't stop this cheese garlic you get toppings on there i'll get some green peppers and onions you can't live on bread and cheese you nut guys there's some stairs over here enough with the phone thing um who's going up simon yeah oh now i get you aha neebs i got a good angle what a beautiful shot this is oh yeah oh hello hey i'm on yes you are so oh look at okay look at this [ __ ] guys see me yeah yeah i'm right behind you oh yeah i think i see what we got to do gotta walk around uh-huh uh-huh a little bit more simon you got all day this is easy all right come on doraleous you got this oh i did it okay yeah yeah that's going to be a little uh that'd be a little pain in the ass here all right so you did that did you run and jump that yeah i did okay hold on well i ran and jumped at the left [ __ ] you did what you did after all right here come here come gonna do it again uh look at me running yeah going forward going forward ha ha damn it like i'm hitting spaceballs and jumping listen i did the jump like and run at the last minute i got myself like right close to the end and then i did like a space bar run go like that here we go here we go there we go all right a little earlier than you think what an idiot come on nibbs i'll be there in a minute doraleous you made that thing look so easy i know and i apologize for that nailed it i should have purposefully made it look harder all right food and water's gonna become an issue neebs we really need you to do this you're killing us all slowly neebs got it yeah there you go awesome oh there's more so that if one little screw up here makes it all one screw up here and you're going in the water there's no need to screw up there nothing to jump though so you should be good yeah i'm gonna grab that scrap door elias got the scrap okay with some radar dishes up there maybe that's that's where the signal is coming from radar dishes yeah radar dishes radar dishes all clear in the back yeah anything in here nope just a bunch of turned over tables and chairs yeah this place sucks another non-phone functioning phone oh yeah there you go doraleous everybody with us yeah i hope there's something up there because so far this place has been a disappointment yeah yeah just a couple of oh boy oh that's that's that's easy yeah they should have made like this should be the hardest jump right yeah so when you get all the way to the top then you're disappointed exactly wow yeah first time everyone did it on the first pressure napes none here we go yeah see yeah that one's stupid easy you're a man we're gamers wow we're up here all right um okay guys some goods i mean i don't know achievement unlocked is there a utopia okay is this uh is this where we were getting the signal nothing none of this turns on someone want to grab that crate i'm sure there's some goodies yeah there you go i did it um all ice will melt scientists estimate two years uh-oh what i'm thirsty oh i got a drink look at me oh crap i just poured all my water out wrong oh my god all of it can i borrow someone's water yeah i'm a lot of water just have a sip yeah hold on hold on i'll uh drink all my water let me take a sip of mine i just need a sip i know hold on let me [Music] there you go take my water bottle thank you take a sip and give it back [Music] so what now there we go thank you that was good yeah what does this mean here it's just like the end where does this just mean that we're just covered in water and we're just safe people utopia is there oh god okay so all ice will melt water is expected to rise yep and then there's what it looks like in the end australia completely covered in water okay so the entire planet's flooded but there may be a place called utopia that's safe that may have people which is just tops of skyscrapers but where well are they tops of skyscrapers or are they skyscrapers on top of the water i think it's just water that raised up on a city and you can live on the top part still like venice ah what i heard that's a smelly [ __ ] hole the water is very dirty is that where venison comes from no no i don't know it's nice yeah the place would be just full of dead baby cows why would deer live in a place without ground i was thinking what was i thinking veal is what i'm thinking i feel so now what um i guess now we all live on a raft we got nothing out of this place it doesn't seem like some resources crates and the promise of a possible utopia but that's it go ahead neebs i got a great shot of you through my shark teeth oh really yeah you ready shark tooth cam there we go oh crap oh that hasn't hurt that had to hurt yeah what's under water here is it worth checking out underwater oh wait yeah there's a whole nother level under there oh yeah okay that's gotta be what we're looking for all right um tell you what let's wait till morning though so so we can see better uh because we need to fill up on food and water anyway so just eat and drink yeah and cook fish and we'll regroup in the morning copy that [Music] watch my back what you gonna do i think i see a plank [Music] way out there yep the shark on you is my friend is coming at you all right good drugs come up maybe i'll get it decided you turned you're good you sign it against it i'll go back i think you're good man go out there and get all that stuff all right where's the shark dallas it's down um uh right behind you right behind me okay all right look i'm putting on my flippers i'm putting all my oxygen your body that's perfect i'm going deep going with it all right there's a room here neebs you behind me yeah once we get in there we should be safe from other sharks right all right i'm gonna take a quick breath oh but yeah air oh there's a room up here too oh good i'm gonna check this room out first yet another room full of [Music] all disappointments taking a breath going into the room below uh give me something game uh i can't pick this up nope nope nope just a trash can you can't interact with okay well here's some scrap uh-huh crap scraps yeah it's a bunch of scrap oh there's a all right got a big thing you got a big thing what oh like a like a thing yeah like a thing oh we need there yep air coming out coming out going up all right all right let me check my inventory yeah yeah some ingots and nothing really some glass should we do straight hello uh straight to the bottom maybe uh sure here we go i'm going deep oh bongoo yep yep yep seaweed get some of this stuff come on come on game give me something you're still working on this game right uh yeah i think so good there's nothing down here almost at half i'm so deep man come on they should you need to be rewarded for going this deep we made this [ __ ] all right coming back up doraleous yes simon alright so what's what's our deal cause if this is it like is this maybe it just trying to keep things positive i don't know i don't know i mean that but that could be positive what you're you're i want to talk look at your face one second i'm just kind of in grill mode why don't what kind of fish are these um without the tilapia are they i don't know you know i hear that most of the fish that we eat in restaurants is tilapia farm you know it's just tilapia i just need a drink of water real quick like they if they say oh did you hear that neebs tilapia no they say like if you order like chilean chile and sea bass you know what you're really getting tilapia tilapia i heard that if you uh yeah a lot of foods a lot of foods you're getting a steak tilapia right uh chicken pot pie tilapia pot pie right a pizza pie tilapia yep chocolate ice cream tilapia can we check this room we checked this room don't look the same crate that's my inventory [Music] oh yeah a lot of stuff my neebs i don't see anything down there yeah another crate in this room oh rock and roll you sure we checked everything no not a hundred percent go for it if you want to i'm just gonna get the uh i'm gonna get the regular stuff the sun's going down again we've been here all day we should get the hell out of here gotta leave i mean this is the biggest thing we've found i know this is depressing too it just seems crazy to leave this big thing i know and i don't want to stay here we're gonna need planks planks are gonna be an issue very soon listen guys i think we have to come to terms with the fact that uh there may not be any land just the top of mountains how did we how did we get that signal this last time yeah like built the receiver well we need to see if there's another signal right so can we all agree let's head back out to sea turn it on later maybe find another base [Music] yeah [Music] coming back up coming back up hey hey yo what you doing up there baby i was just trying to look around see if the shark was coming see what's happening yeah look at this place starting to feel like home i know yeah i'm really loving it i like uh yeah your house is coming along nice my house over here i made a little sitting area for us simon yeah do you see inside my house you see what i got check this out all right hammock wow that's pretty cool feels good too and you got that little uh asian kitty above your that's nice it's as if it's giving you see out the hand motion yeah he's like waving at me yeah or fanning me yeah that's what he was gonna say but yeah no i've made it feel uh quite homely this is all i is all i really wanted just a little shack did you see my place yet you got a place yeah now show me your place right here oh you build it on the back here i was gonna just do the table and then i decided you know what i'll do the walls we'll keep it open and then i put the roof i closed everything in yeah you know what hey this works out we can use that table over there for nights when it's you know nice outside and this table for when it's raining yeah oh or you know i mean when it's nice too sometimes you want to keep the bugs out i'd like to put some screens in but i don't think the game has screens neebs four bugs simon ah all right let's set sail [Music] when should we turn on the uh we call it radio yeah i don't know the receiver the receiver it receives the signals okay i mean is it too soon should we try it i guess it wouldn't hurt you you guys come out i'm coming up okay is that your house dallas yeah i mean it's not as nice as yours but it gets the job done i like it look at that yeah you got a little uh good guy what is all that that's just a raised bed it's a razor it's nice if you're laying it it's nice go on and get it yeah i like it doraleous yeah that looks real good i like the the area right i am turning on the receiver all right we have it we have a signal 1 300 meters away oh boy we need to angle the sails going that way i have another battery down in here simon's still sleeping probably needs to get up someone you guys could still do this without me we got a signal simon we got another signal yeah or it's the same one let's hope it's a different one well let's hope how close are we uh we're um like almost running a thousand meters battery's almost dead but i got a full one in hand battery died picking up the old battery putting the new one on sweet all right battery's full we got about 930 meters or distance whatever hopefully it's something different [Music] distance is 280 now 280 what hold on i know i'm just curious i wouldn't know if it was 280 meters kilometers inches 280 distance yeah oh i didn't realize it was 280 distance what do you mean go to bed i was just asking an honest question he's like oh hold on there i see it i see it where oh [ __ ] i lost it oh neebs yeah yeah look at this all these all these catches here i have a barrel i've never seen that before how did i lose it it's your lucky day oh wait i see up yep i see something just over the barn yep it's up there yeah okay i saw hold on i need to angle the sails [Music] [Music] why'd you pull the sail up wait i didn't mean to what what guys it's different it's different it's different yes i think it's different you're not putting the sale back down i'm trying you [ __ ] hold on wow somebody's a touchy man mary today just did this what's this day [Applause] [Music] yeah this is different because there's just one big satellite up top oh really i feel like we're gonna be equally let down though i think we're gonna find live puppies i have a feeling we're fighting against the wind here puppy island puppy island not one of them is going to be dead but they're all going to be very sick and die soon hey do we need to paddle towards it let's do it make pedals yeah damn we're going to lose this thing all hands on deck get the paddling all right i'm getting food good story yeah tell us more about your food exploits and yeah this uh this is different yep and much smaller it's like half the size it would appear well we don't know what's underneath it looks like it might be more on the bottom we're getting closer yeah neebs about ready to drop anchor uh yeah man hello anybody yeah utopia we're here this isn't that this isn't it well if there's people here that'd be cool all right drop anchor okay hold on here we go anchor dropping no it's smaller than the last place already addressed that yep we already talked about that great story tell me more about your [ __ ] food stuff at least my food was new dip [ __ ] we already said what you said oh i'm getting [ __ ] up what do you see i just picked up a crate and a couple pieces of scrap and there's a phone that doesn't work calm down simon hey i can't sorry continue all right i'm going to check this top room plastic i found plastic okay that's good simon thank you oh [ __ ] and i found a crate great job please tell me there's something that gets us like home i don't see a damn thing here neves all right back on the raft just another big pile of disappointment you know what after what at least our place is looking good oh yeah no i could live here a while yeah i mean we have no choice all right let's pull anchor anchors away [Music] you

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I love when they release the supercuts. My plan now is to go get a 12 pack of beer, kick back and watch some raft.

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