Have You Ever Sent Nudes? I The LoPriore Podcast #086

yeah what's up sexy mommy how you looking I need them thick moppies out there so goddamn badly It's My Life [Music] sexy looking wanna suck on my lips that's my salami mommy take me down to the corner store and we can beans whatever you like yeah I love my dick little mamas taking me all time for my skinny girl drama is my life [Music] come on through with your thickness [Music] come on come on yeah I just want to be like a little mantis [Music] damn girl your being is as big as the Bean in Chicago goddamn that's a big fan more cushion for the pushing for my executions you know what I'm talking about let me take you on a safari damn girl I wanna climb you like a goddamn beautiful elegant elephant on this beautiful Safari you know what it is sexy thickness [Music] take my little skinny [ __ ] ass and throw me around [ __ ] man [ __ ] God damn it you got the biggest tits I done ever seen let's get more thick mommies put your hands up with my thick mommy's ass [Music] show me what you made it [Music] yes come on through with your thickness baby [Music] show me across the room baby slam my head through the wall meet me on the other side the girls you know you know it's already coming thickness never call me again [Laughter] yeah you killed that bro you have this you have this one voice that's just so sexual it's almost like I wish it was your regular boys like you know what it is I feel like I said I honestly I feel like I sound like uh first off shout out to all my thick ladies out there shout out to all the thick ladies out there with all the thick ladies throwing their back throw that thing back don't be afraid don't be afraid it's societal Norms [ __ ] throw that thing it is kind of weird though that that's like I wonder if there's a planet where it's reversed where like where like because obviously in magazines and all that they just have this idea I mean obviously in 2022 it's it's a little better inclusive but back in the day dude it used to be like just so like Nutty Professor would not do well now no probably not I don't think it would do well like the same way the office wouldn't do well now I feel like yeah there's a lot of jokes on uh in the office that are like pretty bad yeah but I just feel like you know like Nutty Professor would not would not do well now because like the whole time like imagine going to the theater you're a bigger heavyset person you gotta like unless you have no pun intended like thick skin I'm just saying but like you go there though and then like you know it must it must have actually [ __ ] hurt some people to be honest I feel like that sometimes when I see like diabetes jokes and like or like somebody like in a movie is like a fat piece of [ __ ] and like oh Selena and I always talk about this when we watch movies right if someone if if an actor is fat yeah they went to a casting call for a fat person right like that's how Hollywood works it's like hey we need a heavy set white woman in her 20 mid 20s to early 30s yeah but do you think people are mad about the whale oh Brandon Frazier I'm sure I've listened everything that comes out nowadays is going to have some kind of backlash this is kind of someone's definitely pissed that's kind of the world that we live in now but it's like if I really think like in turn like in Industry terms right like we're talking like when you see a fat person in a movie that's being ridiculed for being fat they went to an audition because they were fat and I can it's hard for me to wrap my head around that sometimes it's like hey like I'm a I'm a fat actor yeah but maybe more places should do that but at the same time it's like uh like everyone got pissed at Brian Cranston for taking that part where he's in a wheelchair yeah but my my thing is like that too it's like you know you could do that in like a certain type of movie because that's like how Hollywood is right if that was like an indie movie it would be like amazing and they would like go to the Oscars get like nominated and then you would never hear from them again because like Hollywood loves to do that from time to time yeah um but it's like hey like we have Kevin Hart we have to put another star there's a lot of different arguments from it from all ends too because like if there's a rapist in a movie would you hire a rapist that see that's what I'm saying that's where they draw the line it's like hey we don't want a real rapist we want a real fat but then you have really dope examples like peanut butter Falcon with uh Shia LaBeouf and the kid who had yes I believe he has Down syndrome yeah uh because it was so long ago since I saw the movie so I don't uh but um and that kid he was amazing in it yeah and they got someone you know who's the part instead of hiring [ __ ] Brian Cranston getting Brian Grant or [ __ ] Sean Penn or uh who's that guy that movie is like I am Sam is so [ __ ] I mean it's like him falling down stairs and [ __ ] it's just like I mean Robert gets up and does that voice and you're just like oh damn Robert Downey Jr said it best he went full return yeah yeah you can't you can't go you can't go forward yeah that's what it is uh but for me when I watch movies like that right I do get moved by movies like that because I feel like in in that sense Sean Penn like captured I guess you know in a way what it was like to live like that but then what I also loved about that movie is that they actually did cast like all of his friends that they all had a condition remember like when they take uh when they take her like shoe shopping and stuff yeah so like it was kind of cool to see like the uh like almost like a paradox almost of like here's this guy Sean Penn who's you know pretending to be somebody like over over the top and the other guys seem more normal than he did right and I mean like Brandon Fraser is it Fraser or Frasier I say Freight I say Brendan Frazier he's like not a small guy either like he's a he's a little bit you know he's not huge he's not like big he's not huge but he's like he's dummy thick though yeah he is kind of thick but they had to I think the whole point was he's the character he's playing is obese so they added a body suit and all that to him and everything but yeah but I mean I I don't know I think in my personal opinion like if someone did a movie on a guy with Tourette's and the whole movie was just someone going like [ __ ] you know then I'd be like there's no message here like if there's a [ __ ] message then it's good like if I'm not watching a movie and it's like [ __ ] uh uh and it's like the the kid from stranger things uh [ __ ] wolf in hard oh yeah and he's just like a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] like then and like it's just making fun of it the whole time then like it's not if it's just a character making fun of it and you're just laughing at the person doing it and there's no message but it's meant to be serious yeah even in comedies too like I don't really get I don't really get I don't really get offended you know let me ask you that how do you feel about the the South Park episode Le Petit Tourette it's great it's a classic I loved it I thought it was and I thought it's brilliant that he tries to use it to get out of trouble and stuff yeah I like I liked it now if other people want to be offended they can but I think it's somebody who's a part of the Tourette family yeah that's what I'm saying like you have a big difference yeah it doesn't it doesn't really bother me at all I mean but at the same time like if someone calling us around like hey you [ __ ] to ready like if people were like that honestly sounds like a legit Italian last night yeah it does Johnny toretti but like if someone came up to me like you [ __ ] to ready like I don't know like I don't know like is there is there a derogatory term for you guys I don't know like shouters you [ __ ] dirty chowder [ __ ] curses yeah like uh I I mean oh tickers is that what it is yeah no I just made that up um walking a thin line uh but like honestly I don't know like I we talked we talked about this before I don't really say I don't really say like if it's making I used to say the r word all the time like if people are saying I don't really say it anymore if people were calling me that I feel like I'd start using it you know yeah I mean like it'd be like it'd be like the same way if people start I'd be like I'd be like I would feel more it's it's actually interesting if someone were saying yeah what's up to ready then I just start [ __ ] saying it all the time be like yeah I'm a little bit to ready so I'm looking up derogatory words for people with Tourette's um let me read them so you don't get in trouble yeah yeah so I don't get in trouble um no uh there's definitely none no I'm sure there is derogatory if there is it would be terms for Tourette's uh let's see I guarantee you someone's gonna put the r word in there um no it's it's kind of it's kind of you guys are kind of good nothing about ticks isn't that weird though oh they do have ticker in here it is yeah yeah because imagine someone coming up to me like aren't you like a ticker I'd be like what yeah so they call uh oh my god dude some of these are let me read them so the world knows yeah you have Tourette's so you could read some of these uh what tit dirt why is that one I don't even get that they called you tick tick dirt No tit like oh Call of Duty syndrome that one's fire yo I'm about to start telling people I got Cod syndrome yo oh my God it's fine you wanna know Reds by proxy e Tourette's Tourette's Guy psychochondriac I don't know what the [ __ ] that is and then there's one that really doesn't make any Asian Tourette's oh is it trying to say like it's like a different language I guess but not really because we say a lot of people with Tourette's say think like I said [ __ ] cheese you know you said [ __ ] cheese but you used to throw it in Colorado I used to do that too like I used to do that I'm not laughing at you I'm just remembering CMS that doesn't make any sense murder Call of Duty syndrome is fire yeah I'm about to start using that um but I guess these are this whoever made this [ __ ] like Vlog or whatever this is they were just waiting to do this oh yeah they're stretching because no one says this at all the other ones are censored uh so I don't know what those are uh but yeah so is there a way to uncensor they're probably terrible oh probably yeah it's probably not good but um oh there's more terretsia Nicki Minaj oh it's because she's like oh [Laughter] [ __ ] I got [ __ ] Nicki Minaj disease smeefe pushed me Yorkshire Yorkshire syndrome oh because they bark a lot yeah yeah uh skiddly doo-bop it says skiddly do Bop syndrome see like I'm Different it doesn't really bother me you know what I mean like yeah honestly I'm only laughing because you're laughing yeah no no I know but this is what I mean though if there was a movie they were like what's up skinny pewd up like like one says this one doesn't even make sense Buzz Lightyear syndrome what does that even what could that mean uh because he says the same thing over and over and over again I'll add one I'll add one what do you got r2dt syndrome oh yeah yeah I used to make beep boop noises this is very interesting though I didn't know I didn't know yeah I didn't know that this was ever like a thing Russian Tourette's I don't know what that means either but uh I was just like started getting offended not but like I'm out here posted I'm just saying I'm different from everyone else though people are allowed to be offended it's their right I think so too I think you want to be offended be offended but I mean another thing is is that um like if there was a movie where a kid was getting teased and all that I would definitely feel a part of that you know yeah I remember once they did a HBO special on kids with Tourette's and you want to watch it again it made me cry hysterically because I could only you know when we watch things we have we can't do uh anything else really but like uh compare it to like our lives and stuff and then like I thought about like what you had to deal with and how like upsetting it made me because in that situation it's like if I I wish I could switch I don't know if you would want my brain but I just like I wish I could switch brains with him so he wouldn't have to like deal with that right you know how you felt when you were younger when I was younger you know what I mean I was like I would do anything just to be like if they could take that one piece of his brain and surgically like friends there are moments because they're name how many times you were in another room and you heard me just like going at like going just like yelping in the other room yeah and it would just it would just be like it was never like some I mean it's it's funny as [ __ ] most of the time even for me because I'll be like I'll get done and I'll go uh like there are sometimes I'll do ticks that last for and I know we talked about it already on yeah yeah but it's it's nice to talk about sometimes because it's like I'll like some people don't know the lifestyle and how it is like there'll be times where I literally go on for like an hour yeah and I get done and I my brain will be like all right that's it for now like there's actually like a weird like voice that's just like all right you're good for now and I'll just like I'll just take like a big breath like oh [ __ ] finally it's [ __ ] over that was that was my follow-up to that because we I know we we talked about this in length on a previous episode but for those that didn't know and I I don't think I asked this question when we brought it up that time but do you hear not like hear a voice but like is something like internally like telling you like yeah I have to like make this sound or do this thing with my like this certain movement or yeah I just like sometimes I don't know I'm doing it and then other times I'm like it I'll like hear my head be like yeah just do it real quick yeah yeah but there's other times I don't even know I'm doing it like I'll be talking to somebody and I'll be like yeah yeah and I'll just be like stretching it out like stretching my [ __ ] chin all the way up yeah that one yeah and like I'll feel like a thing in the back of my neck and stuff and it's so [ __ ] it's so weird I feel like some people comment sometimes on the podcast that maybe missed that episode somebody once was like yo is Mike good why do you keep like coughing and [ __ ] and I was like it's definitely my Tourette's I'm not like even sick because like like people time stamp it sometimes and be like what the hell was that oh yeah they're like yo it's Mike good yeah and then I'll go to it and it's like it's like yeah he has tics really stress yeah but I'm used to I'm used to that question it doesn't really bother me that people ask that like some people I think also are just like socially dumb as [ __ ] and don't really know how to ask questions what the [ __ ] is wrong with you and I'll be like this and I'll be like oh [ __ ] my bad yeah it's like it's all good speaking of like being ignorant in public so we went to brunch this weekend and there was this woman coming across the street and she had uh like a peg leg um and just let me let me go because because so she's walking like with this Peg Leg like and in my mind I'm like damn dude like this person is like so [ __ ] Brave like this is crazy like I just spoke to an amputee uh on off the cuff and I see her like literally like with this pirate leg it like literally goes down it looked like a like a pirate's leg that you would see in a cartoon and I'm like wow like yo like this is crazy like I can't believe Like This Woman's so brave like her leg is gone then she gets across the street and she has her leg she has a full leg she must have just had a knee surgery or something it was tucked back oh wait she has like a whole foot too whole leg whole foot everything she must have just had like a surgery done on her knee but from the Optics it was this woman lost her leg her leg is gone right so I'm like oh man like this lady's got to do all this like that's got to be like painful she turns the corner I was like oh this [ __ ] has a whole another leg Yeah and also why did she like come out though with like also I haven't I mean a peg a peg leg like it looked like the [ __ ] bottom of a table yeah that's why I felt bad I was like damn dude like this woman like can't even afford like like a like a legit like prosthesis you know what I mean so I was just like damn like he's got like a Benjamin Franklin one yes like those times it looked like the Revolutionary War like that's how old school it was it was vintage as [ __ ] it was crazy to look at and I was just like yo like in my mind I'm going through this thing where I get this guilt like almost like survivor's guilt I'm like damn like I wish I could literally in my head I'm like I wish I can give this purse in my leg and then she turned the corner yeah maybe maybe like her bottom leg maybe her bottom part she can't use no because she had when I when I saw closer she had like a brace like going down and like she yeah she was she was she was like you know she she had 100 use of her leg but you could tell it was like a surgery because you could tell like by the swelling and [ __ ] I was like damn dude but like that's like where I go like in my head when I see people with like problems like I wish I could just like switch places with them it's weird how how like well maybe because a part of your brain's like I'd like to understand what the [ __ ] they're going through it's it's also that but then it also like I said it comes back to us like being about ourselves it's like damn like I should have done more [ __ ] today like like you know what I mean like I should have accomplished yeah there's so many times I've been like God what the [ __ ] am I doing with my life and there's people who like [ __ ] literally can't get up from the couch and [ __ ] that's what I'm saying dude like I'll watch TV and like there are people who would die to be in our situation like yeah dude like in in a in a mobile sense yeah because I tell people all the time it's like it's it's so cliche but it's really like a mantra I live by nowadays it's like dude like it could always be worse it could always be so much worse you know and and not saying that to like you know uh give myself a break you know but like it helps me get to a point where I'm thinking it's like all right so let's think about like the things that are like really good in our lives the blessings that we have right now let's just do that hold up got it I got it it was a little it was a little fuzz is it a booger it might have been a booger actually it was a little more is that wet it was it was a booger a booger came out of your nose and I just rubbed it off talking about like changing places you were like holding me down you're like you had some fuzz there or something you want to know why I touch it though because God I hate having this big [ __ ] Italian schnapps yeah I'm just [ __ ] forming [ __ ] nose crystals every day I have a big old schnauze too but the reason I heard you go after yours is like mine is like all like it's all in there and [ __ ] I had to go after it because every time you were breathing out of your nose was just gone and I touched it I was like oh it's moist but then I didn't want people to know it was a booger I didn't want you to be embarrassed yeah but that's what Bros do they touch their Bros boogers yeah yeah dude was it mad large though you know it wasn't that big it was just it was just it looked like it just wanted fly off your mustache oh my God so I went in I went in there for a second because it's itchy as [ __ ] I feel I go in there every time we do the podcast I don't know why do you ever wake up and pick your nose and like one of your nostrils is bloody no sometimes uh well yeah because you probably the how you were breathing in or the air of your room that happened to me like a humidifier it happened to me last night or the night before and I picked my nose and I just took out the biggest blackest reddish [ __ ] snarf [ __ ] Goblin Coke booger oh it was gross it was it was straight like after my nose now I picked my nose way too much I pick my nose on the reg like way too often I don't really pick my nose that I want to pick my nose so [ __ ] bad right believe it or not even though like I I don't pick my nose that much it's just quieter it's quieter than [ __ ] than just doing the the [ __ ] face trumpet [ __ ] all the time but like I don't really pick that I don't really pick that much oh dude I picked so much but when I do I'm like oh damn I really haven't picked that much you ever have those walls you know what I do I'll for some reason because I feel like I can't blow like normally that's what she said I feel like I can't blow out of my nose normally so how do you blow your nose I sometimes I won't sometimes I'll just take a napkin wrap it around my finger and go in there and just [ __ ] start drilling I've done that too because because I don't really like I like I don't mind if it's a small bug but if I go in with my full ass finger I just feel [ __ ] gross the worst is when you you know you scratch the wall and you're like yeah you start bleeding no this is gonna start bleeding but I used to do it immensely I used to do that to get out of uh eighth grade class you would make your nose bleed I would I'd be I would be in the corner I'd be like [ __ ] this class [ __ ] and I'd be in the corner and I'd cover my face a little bit and I just scratched the [ __ ] sides of my nose damn dude not bad hard but like I would just like do it real quick oh yeah and like I would do it really quick and I'll go to the nurse and then all of a sudden I would just feel it in the warmth in my nose and I would get up and I'd be like I'm bleeding I would have a napkin and go I'm bleeding and they would go all right go to the nurse and I'd be gone for like 20 minutes there was one girl in my seventh grade class heck uh Tick Tock yeah dude yeah make tick tocks of yourself making your nose yes that'll go over well yeah take a take of me self-harming my nose nose bleed boys out of the nosebleed but it's yeah it's definitely not good to do that no but they were like there was this one girl in seventh grade who had like a mucous membrane issue and I swear I I swear So to jeebus that this girl got a [ __ ] nosebleed every day Jesus every day she had a nosebleed how bad are we talking like she was like she was [ __ ] 11. like she was 11 from stranger I would literally like she would raise her hand in class and she would just have [ __ ] one thing of blood coming down her face just [ __ ] doing homework with her powers but this girl had a nosebleed every day did I tell a story about how a girl got hit by a boss in my grade on this on this podcast once no I don't think so so there was there was a girl in my in my graduating class we we're the same age and um so yeah yeah yeah yeah what the [ __ ] so um I don't want to say her name but I'll tell you off you might remember you're getting better at that usually you're like uh Vivica Rodriguez yeah yeah right I'm trying not to uh do that so much just for legal reasons but um this girl was sick for like a while like towards the end of the year right and like couldn't be in school and then it was just like damn dude like that sucks like she missed like this and whatever she comes back to school and on like the third week of class yeah she gets hit by a bus when she came back when she came back from being sick she got hit by a bus and how she broke she broke both of her legs it was by the tennis court she played tennis and she got hit by a bus uh and she broke her arms and her legs what yeah and then she couldn't come to school and then when she came back to school she was literally like like a statue they sent Brian Cranston instead Sean Penn filled in for her for the rest of the semester wait so was she like all right now we're talking hit by a bus are we talking about because because I love tap by a bus could do that to you yeah she was she wasn't she crushed no she was still hot but she was like hot she was still hit yeah she was still hot hit she was hot hot she was hot hot hot but she was uh she was she was hit Enough by the bus that her legs broke what yeah um but yeah she lived in [ __ ] so it's funny now but like you know um yeah so like I remember like situations like that and I remember just being like damn dude like this girl can't catch a break you had a kid in your class who had some like sickness and you guys had a pizza party every Friday like when he came to school I don't remember that sick idiot you don't remember that in Mr palmeri's class no I don't remember who there was a kid who was in your grade that it's probably me lying so I could get a [ __ ] party all the time it was you because of your nose that's why that happened yeah because of my scratching my nose all the time I can't remember his name he he wasn't in our school for a long time but he had some kind of illness that he was only able to come to school every once in a while and then if he did a full week of class you guys had a pizza party what's the point of going to school then keep that kid at home I know not not to be oh but you know what maybe it's because they wanted him to feel included or something because being homeschooled sucks yeah also actually actually that's not true some people get homeschooled I would just for me would suck see even though I know I stay home now in school all I ever want to do is be around kids when I was the when I was the proper age of being a kid but all I wanted to do when I was in was in like Elementary Michael Jackson thing I've ever said in my life not being around 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and Garfunkel yeah I feel like I I remember he was a big dude [ __ ] me up when I was in eighth grade he was he was a big he was a big dude and they had he had like these three daughters who were like like really super athletic and then they had like a cousin who was like super athletic too um and I remember that when that happened I was in the living room and this dude like came there to like g-check you and and the thing that was crazy was if Dad was there he would have lost his mind dad would have been like no dad would have dip been way more like he definitely would have been on because that's huge dad's huge too and he's a bit the other guy was a big guy yeah they would they would they would have went at him he looked like a [ __ ] dork but they both wear glasses yeah dad's bald and he looks like he has the same hair as that girl who's like oh you thought I was feeling you know yeah yeah he looked like if [ __ ] ice spice was in the WNBA he's [ __ ] huge yeah yeah he was huge and he came in there he's like I thought my daughter was stealing you he [ __ ] killed him he got out of the shower I'm taking a shower because remember it was when we lived across the BR across that bridge that one house yeah right every year because we were we were house jumpers yeah we were we we did a lot of roundups we were year-rounders which is another like offensive thing that people called you back then like oh you guys are rounders yeah but we weren't [ __ ] shoobs though yeah we weren't [ __ ] if you were a shoe yeah I thought that dude you're like the bottom of the cast system because when he first started talking to you like he goes you know he's made I wasn't I dude I don't even think I was scared no because his hair is so weird no but I think that's why he got upset with you was because you weren't scared so I think the reason that you were just like oh like all right made him [ __ ] pissed he was like he's like he's like you can't talk to like I don't even remember what he said but he came to the house at like 10 in the morning and we had that [ __ ] game semen on Dreamcast yeah that's what I was playing I was playing c-man c-man yeah he came in he goes you like you call you call my daughter like a name you call her like a name and I was like and I was like I don't remember he goes you know you called her and I was like an ugly [ __ ] no but the thing was just like I wasn't picking on her she was [ __ ] annoying me I thought you know me I was we were not bullies when we were younger we were friends with all the kids that got bullied but I thought that they were gonna like I thought literally got bullied first too he was so upset I thought he was literally just gonna be like I came out of the shower like what up like I remember being I remember being a little dick and then I remember him like getting pissed I don't he didn't like scream at me but he was like you don't talk to a young woman like that all stuff and it's my daughter like you know you wouldn't like it if I called you that or all this stuff and I was just like and like it's always been funny to me I get it though if I had a kid and someone was dissing my kid I'd want to beat the [ __ ] like you remember do you see that guy on that bus though yeah but he's yelling at all those kids recently yeah he's like I'll [ __ ] your little ass up you're talking about a little girl like that I think I think when parents do that their brain is not working uh correctly what do you think because what do you think people yeah it's not but what do you think people should do in this world what you should have done is you know you go to the school and then you know you you have you in the school and the parents and then you have the conversation then it's a learning situation for you well yeah you can't be a grown man that looks like ice spice and then come to a kid a child's home yeah and and scold him yeah he's a child he made a mistake he ran his mouth you [ __ ] pedophile yeah so this guy is waiting to come over I'm over here playing [ __ ] c-man right and and Mike's in the shower and this guy decides to come over and I'm gonna try and scare these children like that doesn't do anything for anybody yeah but also his other daughter broke my nose yeah we were playing capture of the flag yeah and I was running away from you know you remember when you were a kid and you ran away and like you would laugh while you ran away I was like I'm like you're not gonna get me no she was running towards me and I was looking this way and as I turned this way she ran full force into me with her head her nose and yeah her head hit my nose and it just went pop and I was like oh what the [ __ ] like you know now I'm like dizzy I'm like whoa I'm not crying because I think I was in chair I was in shock yeah it was during like uh like one of the field day things that we used to do right be like right the whole school will be out there like all 80 kids yeah in the entire School such a small Elementary yeah it might have been 60 kids in our entire school it's crazy yeah um but we had we had uh all like you know this thing going on and yeah I smashed into her [ __ ] forehead um not the girl you called a [ __ ] the younger sister and she broke my nose and it's still permanently turned this way sister or cousin sister sister sister the one with the really short hair uh no no no no no okay okay their cousin was cool as [ __ ] yeah I loved it I loved her yeah she was the best um but yeah she shattered my nose and I remember we had these little Gatorade cups that you would pull down and and fill with water and I was just holding I was holding my nose and there was just I just felt blood streaming from my nose down into the thing yeah do you remember when Dad came Dad should have went to hit their house yeah [ __ ] screamed at her that's what I'm saying he should have been like where's that little [ __ ] bring her out here she broke myself it would have definitely been a different story if Dad was there yeah Dad's not dad doesn't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] like dad's like he gets so embarrassed that he gets mad if anyone else tries to discipline his kids because like 100 he'll be like all right calm down he's like you think I don't know yeah you know what I mean he's like don't but let me tell you what's not gonna happen you're not gonna tell me my kid and then he like kind of walked into the the uh house no he was like in the living room yeah I was like I remember looking at him yeah bro yeah get this [ __ ] Munch out of here get this [ __ ] Munch out of here dude get this [ __ ] [ __ ] like [ __ ] uh he looked like a like a like a like like a Greek Cabbage Patch baby yeah he was weird yeah he did he had like like uh he had like what like uh like what are ancient Greeks person hair would be like like like Curly yeah it was a weird like like all the statues you see of like anybody that their names ends with this yeah Acropolis and he wore like and he wore like uh like these kind of glasses yes he was a very nerdy big dude yeah he's a nerdy big dude and then uh all of his like girls played basketball but I remember uh let me ask you a question keep talking to me I'm gonna find a picture of him yeah yeah if you could find them that would be great well because we wound up being friend like the family we got we were fine with later on yeah no we were cool but like but that moment changed everything like I apologized to her because I felt bad and she wound up being cool too it was an accident no we were also in eighth grade yeah dude people talk a lot of dudukaka we don't know no betters but what were we gonna ask me go ahead oh no what I was gonna ask you was at any moment like in that like situation where you like scared at all oh here he is here he is yeah bro you look yeah look at him oh my God is that all of them yeah it might be a good amount of them so this one the youngest one broke my nose damn that's a noggin too yeah she broke she [ __ ] shattered my nose into pieces damn yeah yeah dude that dude was gonna [ __ ] you up bro dude's gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] me up dude they're all like six eleven yeah they're huge they're big big family this guy would have turned me into dust yeah yeah yeah um he looked like he [ __ ] he looked like he was like a like a audio engineer you know yeah he did he looked like he was like a successful one in the 60s yeah yeah and um and so basically though this guy came over because yeah I called she was saying something to me and I took it way too [ __ ] far granted we were getting [ __ ] picked on a good amount in that beginning of that time so all that and this is around the time where it was changing and then whatever anger was built in me from all these [ __ ] kids just terrorized not all of them but like from the kids that did [ __ ] torture us Danny got in trouble like three times for for [ __ ] up like two of my friends back then who just because they would say [ __ ] to him then he would tell me what they did and then he would get like then he got into a fight with then he got into an argument with a kid that was bigger than both of us and that kid like bodied you outside our house while we were wrestling but you're like two years younger than the kid oh he was bigger than me yeah he put me in the [ __ ] he put me in the ankle lock yeah and I remember you were like screaming at you like I'll [ __ ] kill you yeah dude he put me in a legit ankle flipping out like a [ __ ] kill you which we definitely get for my mom because when my mom gets mad she's like you [ __ ] [ __ ] sucker like my mom gets so angry my dad gets angry too but like it's a little bit different like yeah Dad's a freaking guy yeah Frick yeah [ __ ] is his go-to curse and he didn't start getting that way like the thing where he tried to kill you with the car till later on yeah our mom was the one like like me and Danny literally shat downstairs in that in that same place and I flushed the toilet while I was listening to Money Cash house and [ __ ] uh Johnny Cash poops and then uh all my poop got all over the floor and I remember my mom was like you're gonna clean it up you [ __ ] little [ __ ] sucker she calls you a [ __ ] yeah mom used to call us [ __ ] and [ __ ] damn dude I don't think I ever got a [ __ ] suck I got a [ __ ] I don't I don't get scared of it now because I don't know I don't know what the pressures mom was through you know what I mean yeah I don't know what I don't know what mom was going through at that point in in their life in their relationship moving to Jersey I know she loved Jersey but who knows maybe she worked people that suck let me let me tell you though this is the age when we still didn't really know anything really about what's going on in their lives yeah I mean listen [ __ ] sucks kind of rough yeah that's definitely intense that's pretty intense definitely intense to call your son yeah a little [ __ ] sucker yeah that's why I have to rip I was about to say baby mom has threat like I would just think of so many other things that I would call my kid before [ __ ] sucker well mom said on the way from the hospital after I hit my head that I called her like a stupid idiot [ __ ] face or something and I don't remember doing that dude you were like I said I called her like stupid uh stupid ugly girl or something stupid ugly girl yeah I don't know I said something like imagine that you're like shut up you stupid ugly girl I just went around calling everyone ugly as [ __ ] yeah that's pretty funny though they see that's funny That's funny though I think um I don't know why this these are all true things by the way yeah these are all true things our parents love this show by the way um yeah but uh she doesn't do it anymore no but that one's pretty intense and you want to know what was weird is that she was here she would like somehow justify it because you got poop all over the floor no she would be like no I didn't I never like Michael I never did that Michael yeah and I'd be like Mom you call this [ __ ] yeah she says Michael like Jamie Lee Curtis well because mom was like the dad from mom was like the Dead from [ __ ] Christmas Story A Christmas Story something bad would happen and she would going through all the pressure she did I mean she was watching us most of the time at that point because Dad was so busy to make sure we had [ __ ] money for all the houses we were switching every year that my parents rented a new house every year and again like we said like we were [ __ ] little terrorists When We Were Young we were yeah dude yeah we were in like fourth grade with like porno mags stash [ __ ] [ __ ] we were freaks disgusting freaks we were just like I don't know like we were and I don't know like I just never mom definitely stole her Christmas money though well her cursing at one point like it didn't traumatize me in any way it just made me realize like I [ __ ] up and when she would do it I got I mean I was more I was more like I don't know I feel like to be honest it's gonna sound fun would laugh at her oh yeah I would laugh at mom all the time there used to be times where she would like hit me yeah and I would just laugh at her you're like that's all you [ __ ] got in the tank yeah and then like obviously you'd be like wait till your dad comes home I was like he doesn't get home till like three o'clock in the morning anyway he's not gonna do [ __ ] yeah but Dad was so good at like he he had a what well how many like a three-hour drive to go to work at that time yeah so we lived in Avalon New Jersey and he used to drive to this town called Vineland yeah uh New Jersey and I think it's like two hours or an hour shout out Mike Trout um but uh yeah so you used to drive like an hour and a half to work like back and forth and then I remember we were watching uh the the NBA playoffs on NBC it was the Chicago Bulls versus the Indiana Pacers and for some reason Michael and I decided that we wanted to change the voice message machine and Michael got caught cursing on it because like we didn't realize that we were recording it and that's like what was playing and dad called the house and he heard the message machine and then he left a message that he was going to come home and [ __ ] kill you yeah yeah I was like it was so impressive because he would come to the door like yeah and I was like bro did it take you an hour to get here how do you still have that energy he's so angry the entire way home you want to know what he probably wasn't angry until he got there how do you keep that [ __ ] momentum it was so weird but just like imagine like your kids suck and you have to [ __ ] kill him imagine your kids suck so much that you have to drive an hour and just knowing like you have to go back to them it's like all right right or it was like he'd be like so that message earlier and I'd be like what message he's like [ __ ] message I ever tell you I ever tell you the time uh God we were [ __ ] though Dead one time was eating and I want to grab something off his plate oh Jesus and he stuck me with the fork did he get you yo so like my hand was like this and he just went fat yeah like really quick really quick and mom lost her mind oh my she [ __ ] flipped out him oh she flipped out oh geez she [ __ ] lost her mind she was just like okay don't do that yeah how could you do that I think I've said it on the show before too but I told Mom to shut the [ __ ] up and Dad threw a [ __ ] uh eating chicken wing in my face he's like spit was on my face do you remember when dad's dad went to open the living room window yeah and it [ __ ] shot on it yeah and it [ __ ] guillotined his [ __ ] skin off yeah my dad has had like the worst accidental things happened but he has like one of the most amazing paint my our dad's like mankind dude he's like Mick Foley yeah it's like the craziest pain thresholders he's such like that's why when I was younger I was like I looked at dad as a God I was like this guy's a God he sliced his [ __ ] finger off we've talked about this too but for the people that never promised he slice his finger off wall at Thanksgiving at her cousin's house and was just like yup yup cut it cut it like so normal and we looked at it and it was like [ __ ] hanging off I saw I literally saw like yeah cut it I saw individual veins just flapping in there oh there it is I was like what he goes cut it cut it and we look at it and he wasn't even screaming he was hanging on he finished cooking yeah he kept cooking yeah that's why I was like my dad's a God yeah he he I don't know where I don't get his face yeah when he smashed his finger he just went ah what pain what little pains do you like I paper cuts and and little like can't I sliced my my finger on a can during uh covet like when you couldn't leave and we had Band-Aid stock so I was good but I remember slicing it and I [ __ ] hate slices on the face slices I hate one time I was cutting the top of a protein uh like you know how those things come with the plastic wrapped around yeah the actual uh lid yeah so I was cutting through that and I went down I stabbed myself right in my hand I don't know if it's oh yeah there it is it's this one you see that yes I was going like this and I stabbed myself right in my hand and I was like oh it's not too bad and because it was white this is all fat right here yeah and it just went yeah it just started [ __ ] awesome yeah yeah dude this is really really bad um but that those I hate but you want to know what I hate the most is stubbing my stubbing my tell oh you like mentally just get you the worst stubbing my toe and biting my [ __ ] cheek or my lip those are the worst things for me yeah because that's the only way you that's the only way you can react to I think about it too and I feel and you're just like oh yeah that's the only way that you can react to biting your lip and it sucks because when you're just talking to someone and you realize you see them just go like yeah you know you're like damn yo you just bit the [ __ ] out of your mouth yeah do you ever for some reason whenever I see you whenever I see a shot of alcohol like before I'm about to do a shot with people or I see it you get puking I I imagine it and I don't even smell it yet I'll just see someone like here we go we got shots and I'm gonna join in but I see this go yeah yeah okay like gak before it gets there I just go I like cough it's weird our cousin Daniel used to [ __ ] uh he used to smoke cigarettes I don't think he does anymore but he used to [ __ ] gag every time Christian does too every time like it was always the first hit of a cigarette though too he'd just be like yeah I'm just like Yo dude why are you smoking no and they would always just be like nah I'm good and they just like go back and then they'd be perfectly fine after it yeah the first the first pull would always make them gag like crazy just like yeah yo we might have to knock these off dude I was with my boy the other like a few months ago and we're sitting down and we're about to watch we're about to watch TV and we we ordered like something mad late night we ordered Spanish food like chicharones and [ __ ] yeah so they're spicy like the chicharrones we got are like spicy love tea shirt ones and uh my boys eating and like I'm sitting back like this and he's at the [ __ ] front and this is so funny now we're just talking about like scary accidents but like we're sitting down and he's eating and all I see is him and I'm like what the [ __ ] is this guy doing and like I'm just watching him because I couldn't really tell what's going on no no and all of a sudden I just hear and he just [ __ ] just [ __ ] pukes up like chicharon on my [ __ ] floor Oh my he was choking I'm like [ __ ] and I just go and I'm the worst friend ever I just go what the [ __ ] are you doing are you choking yeah because he spit up so I knew he was good because he just went uh like after that I'm like yo what are you doing he was [ __ ] choking 100 100 it was Jimmy yeah it was yeah I know he's just like he was joking yeah my bad yeah he was yeah and mad nice he goes he goes I'm sorry yes yeah I think I like almost just died I'm like so it's like say something to me bro well you can in that moment he's not like no but like turn around and hit my leg he wasn't even saying anything he was just like back and I'm like what is this can I like imagine you only see the back of somebody and they're like doing weird [ __ ] and I was like yo what does he do honestly first it sounds like [ __ ] terrifying yo he said he was scared as [ __ ] yeah bro so turn around and hit me I'll slap your [ __ ] back bro you ever choke on something I couldn't tell he was joking because he was doing it in like [ __ ] his own like [ __ ] it's a lot of Silence yeah he was just ready to die yeah he's ready to [ __ ] Sound of Silence like [ __ ] just ready to die have you ever like choked though for real next time tell me um no I've never uh I swallowed a ice cube once oh yeah oh you're supposed to you're supposed to drink like uh warm water when that happens yeah uh because that happened to Uncle Joe too once I remember Uncle Joe once we were in the kitchen and we were just talking he was like the Yankees you know what I'm saying and he dropped a full can of frozen [ __ ] Peas on his foot yeah and it was [ __ ] gross oh my God yo those dudes [ __ ] big toe literally exploded it looked like it looked like it looked like a universe expanded yeah discussed black hole his foot yeah yeah I think I think you were maybe you I don't remember being I saw I was like what the [ __ ] happened to your toes yeah frostbite we were talking about like Andy Pettit and he used to uh when he used to say Andy Petty used to go pet attack dude yeah yeah he was so funny one time I came over Grandma made like meatloaf and green and like peas and we were about to eat and I they invited me up to eat and I just put my nose like because I used to smell everything all the time yeah yeah and I was [ __ ] about that and I was smelling the the the peas because I was just like um and like super happy about it and Uncle Jill just goes so just [ __ ] go to people's houses and smell their [ __ ] peas did you stick your nose in people's peas It's just like you cursing it no I didn't [ __ ] curse yeah I was about to say like I don't think I've ever heard Uncle Joker he goes so you just I did oh yeah later later on yeah later on when he was going through a lot of [ __ ] but [ __ ] I remember he was uh I go there and then and I just like was like he goes so you just stick your nose in people's peas and I and I remember thinking he was kidding and I was like I just wanted to smell him bro and he goes don't put your notes in other people's piece and then Caitlyn got mad and started defending me oh yeah yeah I remember there were a couple times don't talk to him like that he's a child yeah no Caitlyn always wrote hard for us shout out Kika um but like I remember I used to [ __ ] with Uncle Joe like we used to [ __ ] with Uncle Joe to be like yo like uh bash at the beach is on tonight can we watch it up to the Earth and we knew bash at the beach wasn't on and we would just see if he would go buy a porn Channel because like he had the black box and you get porn Channels with it yeah so every once in a while like he'd be like oh oh like oh geez oh all right yeah and I remember one time we went up there like yo like bash of the beach is on yeah you just be like he's like if I go to this and it's somebody naked you guys can never come up here again yeah and thankfully uh it didn't happen but then he's he smartened up and like started to know like when the pay-per-view is right so our uncle used to get our uncle and our grandpa were two people in our family that had [ __ ] um the open cable boxes back then the illegal ones and our grandpa lived in the Bronx so it was harder to obtain [ __ ] from him but our uncle lived right upstairs and we would always be like can we come up to watch the the WWE uh pay-per-view events yeah for [ __ ] free so now back then if you got one you didn't get it by accident right you knew you were getting one or did he or could you get it by accident no you would you would buy them so there was a couple of ways that you could do it a guy would come and then like literally in Cable Guy like just be like hey like can you install yeah you slip of money and they would give you uh or you could literally go to an actual black uh box like you could buy it already equipped to get all those channels right because no one was is getting those for free right I mean no no one was just getting those boxes when they would install it right like there's no way you were just getting they had to do it for you but then you could have a pre like uh like jailbroken one I'm trying to think of like the the cracked one but people were getting but so our uncle actually got caught yeah that was okay that was Caitlyn's fault because the cable company the same cousin I talked about she let them in when she was younger in the house and they took his box while he was away and he was [ __ ] livid dude he was so mad because [ __ ] because you think because if you think about it if you think about it right it's like would you pay 300 up front for a cable box that you could just have free pay-per-view forever of course you are that's what I'm asking I think it was you just paid for it but no one ever got those and had no idea that they had one right no okay because I think that's what he told us when he was younger he said it just happens yeah of course of course he did but the thing was is like Uncle Joe had a legal cable forever and grandpa had illegal cable forever right so they they always had a legal cable and it was a big thing in the 90s yeah to have a legal cable was the [ __ ] because we used to watch all the boxing matches up there right everything like I remember like watching Mike Tyson I was like seven years old for free yeah and then our Uncle Joe had like this water bed it was awesome in there oh I loved his waterbed yeah it was so [ __ ] cool and uh I remember not while he was in it guys and he looked just like Jared when he was younger yeah he did he did him and Jared looked almost exactly alike when he was yeah our uncle Joe's like six six six five and he was hilarious he was the funniest guy he was the funniest guy in the world and probably I mean like we had a lot of uncles that were cool but he was like our favorite because he would do stuff with us play ball with us yeah well he was the youngest yeah he was the young and he didn't have kids yeah so like he was just like I I got like he was our age now I think at that time wasn't he I think so which is kind of crazy to think of it it's very weird to think about but uh our Uncle Joe also was like a phenomenal softball player yeah he was very good at softball like he could hit a softball like 450 feet yeah like he was a Monster yeah but uh and not like our dad who came who came to our uh our school thing and uh oh my God my dad embarrassed the [ __ ] out of us oh my God so like the whole time this is what happens we would have these like little like uh Turkey Trot things where like you come out and then like end of the year end of the year like people come out they do a little walk and then like the parents versus the kids would play softball right and it was only like the eighth grade that could participate because if they were too young nobody wanted a little kids getting a ball in the face so um we're like but all day you talk [ __ ] about how cool your dad is because you know your dad's coming in to like play sports yeah so we're like all right yeah like dad's coming like yo like no like my dad was a good athlete my dad our dad played college basketball our dad was was a good athlete um so he gets up to bat and we're like oh my God this is like such a great moment my dad's about to just like Crush I would be so proud of my dad and [ __ ] first pitch comes just swinging a mess yeah so I'm like all right okay all right I'm looking I'm looking behind I'm kind of looking to the people beside me it's like that happens you know what I mean second one strike two yeah so I'm like now I'm like if my dad and it's my eighth grade teacher pitching against him yeah and my eighth grade teacher [ __ ] looks like was an Italian version of like Eddie Guerrero yeah yeah this big gavonda and he was the man I love he was great yeah it's although Paul Mary dude who's the man so um uh third pitch comes our dad just [ __ ] whiffs dude our dad got one at bat and he struck out yeah and I remember I felt defeated I I did for for for uh it wasn't just that my dad was wearing his pants up his [ __ ] up his taint yeah he they were so high up and everyone kept coming to us and go love your dad's shorts and I was like oh what the [ __ ] so by the way also my dad comes from the era of playing like my dad played for Valley Forge he was very good at basketball that was his main uh sport my dad was really good at basketball yeah [ __ ] and um right but he was he was really good at basketball and he didn't really play baseball like that or softball but uh he was so funny because then he's out in the field like hitting his glove with his fist and his [ __ ] pants are just up his ass and then like I'm just like why is this guy this is my last year at the school and it's the last day of the school it's our it's like the last day and he just shows up and my eighth grade teachers like love your dad's pants right now and I'm like this [ __ ] guy what you were my dad no I'm just kidding I was just like yo got my dad it was so funny my mom was dying I was everyone was laughing and like and he knew it and he was having a fun time with it too I wasn't but uh I was over there just like I can't believe you did this to me no I thought I thought it was hilarious to laugh at him for once and seeing him take a joke because I feel like every time we made a joke dad he would just flip out yeah our dad has this thing where he doesn't like to get laughed at and uh I think I get that from him to be honest too I don't really like to be laughed at in terms like if I fall and get hurt I'm like is that funny that's funny to you unless it's something that is like worth the last and he's like okay I can't really hide from that but yeah no he's better he's better with it now but when we were young I remember like one time he tripped outside of a of a gas station and uh one of us laughed I think we said that and he lost he lost his Bird yeah I remember that I think we were I think we said that before Oh speaking of dads by the way uh blueface punched kreayshawn's dad in the face yeah yo that couple [ __ ] sucks every day they're on the [ __ ] they're on [ __ ] social media somebody put them in a [ __ ] rehab or chain them up yeah like I refuse to like like put him in a [ __ ] goddamn cage until they like stop fighting each other like they're both like wild animals I kind of refuse to like acknowledge that couple because you could just see how toxic it is it's so sad also he sucker punched this girl's dad in the face like he ran up to him and completely missed and hit him with like his forearm in the face and knock him down but the Dad tried hitting him first so he kind of asked for it oh really yeah the Dad tried hitting blue face first but um she fought her completely whiffed a [ __ ] sucker punch on like a [ __ ] six-year-old guy she fought his mom and sister at the same time damn seriously yeah and like wash them oh yeah I remember that dude just like what is wrong with that couple I don't know put him on a [ __ ] boat that type of [ __ ] the presses the [ __ ] send him to [ __ ] uh uh Guantanamo Bay get him the [ __ ] out of here they suck um every [ __ ] day it's like they're fighting each other and she's like it's the most toxic [ __ ] relationship I've ever seen but uh it's almost like worse than uh Whitney and Bobby yeah who knows what they're that they only show us like what we see on TV the [ __ ] that you don't see is is probably 10 times worse bro yeah but it's just so like she's always punching and then so people are like get that poor girl out of there I'm like hell no [ __ ] her she's the one always flipping out too yeah she she beats the [ __ ] out of him she sucks but like still like she should you should know better to get the [ __ ] out of the relationship at a certain point when you start fighting dads and people start fighting each other I think that's when you got to say all right I think this is over now like like the love is gone there's you just want to get away from the toxicity yeah you can't you can't like continue to sleep with someone that fought your dad it's just yeah like what like so it's a little much it's very much it's it's a little much and and the thing is too it's like if my significant other's Dad tried to fight me I just let him beat me up right I understand tiffs but pitching and fighting at that point you got to stop the [ __ ] relationship but like even tiffs though it's like honestly in in situations like they're like uh like when it comes to in-laws like they could never be wrong like I would never correct them on anything yeah I mean I I'd be like it's just like it's not worth it yeah I don't know unless it's like someone I don't think I've ever dated anyone whose parents were just mad rude or in my face or anything like that because my relationships last like two days but [ __ ] I don't think I've ever really been in that situation I was gonna like almost fight someone's I've always been respectful and [ __ ] even when I know they didn't really like me that much so I and they were respectful back too so I don't think I've ever been in that kind of situation but when's enough enough get the [ __ ] away from each other [ __ ] it's annoying it's it's it's it's a little much it's a little much um and like she's like missing a tooth like yeah right now she has a tooth with his face on it shut the [ __ ] and then he put on his Instagram the next day like I'm her daddy now yeah this is [ __ ] weirdos dude grossly weird it's gross it's very gross it's [ __ ] strange yeah it's a lot um but you want to know what else is odd is the beyond meat c-o-o arrested for biting man's nose near Razorback Stadium Reese this is recently yeah this was six hours ago what the [ __ ] was the so was he fighting because of so his name is Doug Ramsey he's 53 of faderville a guy made beyond meat and then just decided to eat meat off a man's face yeah he went full circle according to the preliminary report no that's a 180. the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium follow following Arizona's Victory just after 10 pm an officer was dispatched at gate 15 for uh for disturbance that had previously occurred in the stadium parking lot two males with bloody faces were found at the scene uh when a Subaru inched his way in front of Ramsey's Bronco making contact with the front passenger side Ramsay got out of his vehicle and allegedly punched through the back windshield of the Subaru Jesus Christ I don't know why he's doing that because he just wants to eat meat so bad hold on let me let me ask something before you finish that so you got a guy getting out of a Bronco punching a dude in a suit through a Subaru window in the face and this is the guy who created non-meat it's not even that it's just this is the most like [ __ ] redneck [ __ ] I ever heard in my life very Alpha um the owner of the Subaru then got out as he stated and he stated at Ramsey pulled him in close and started punching his body I think he pulled him in close and said now it's time to try some meat you're gonna be you're gonna be Beyond dead in a minute he just pulled him in closely and said no I want some meat according to the report Ramsay also bit the owner's nose ripping the Flesh on the tip of his nose off yo he is way he's it's been so long since he's eating meat he needs someone's [ __ ] that's what he's saying he'd [ __ ] meets us yeah man I just bit it off real me Beyond knows Beyond knows the victim and the witness also uh reported hearing Ramsay threatened to kill the owner of the Subaru so not only bite his nose off he threatened to kill him um and he was named the CEO of Beyond me in December 2021. so he hasn't had the job that long oh so he's just a CEO he probably eats me yeah so he's uh he's been a member of Tyson Foods poultry business oh yeah so he's a meat eater yeah so he's a meat eater so he he's not really about that Beyond life he's he's about that meat yeah it's about being Beyond he's about to be Beyond bars right now yeah and he uh he if you live in uh Fayetteville District Court uh scheduled for October 19th so you go and check him out in court if you want see if he'll bite your nails off speaking of people going to jail uh yeah so R Kelly got more sensing for more things too recently right yeah I think so and also also change his name to arcelli because that man is going in itself for a long ass time oh you're gonna live in that [ __ ] um R Kelly also like he had money like in his on his books in his commissary they took it and they took it all again and gave it to the victims good yeah it's actually fire they took all of his money out of there he's so [ __ ] what an idiot why would why would anybody and I remember someone was like because man he's sick he's sick and I'm like I don't know if that's fair to say sick yeah I don't think I don't think it's a piece of [ __ ] and that's always I don't think that's the right uh that's the terminology yeah that's just the devil the devil got his the devil sunk his teeth too hard and I'm sure like you know because people say like you know if something probably happened to him as a kid and like I get that like you know but I'm still going to jail I can't sympathize with a guy that like locks girls up in their basement like I don't care what happened there's there's plenty of people out there where stuff happened to them when they were kids and they're and they're okay they're not locking people in their [ __ ] basement weird and then people will be like well they wanted to be there they want to be with them yeah at first I think before they before he showed them that he was a [ __ ] goddamn like uh before they show him that he was the [ __ ] uh Kiss the Girls characters [Laughter] what is that long came a spider what's that movie where Denzel Washington's an amazing detective but he's like paralyzed oh uh bones is it a Bone Collector Bone Collector Bone Collector Angelina Angelina Jolie I thought it was actually Judd at first but it's Angelina Jolie she is gorge in that movie oh in the movie oh my gosh young young jelly crazy um but yeah so like I think when it comes down to it at some point um R Kelly will do like some kind of interview from jail uh because I feel like he's just that type of dude that he will legit uh like want to get like like free his like free himself and make one another terrible interview well I mean uh the prison institutions have always shown that somehow [ __ ] be getting out sometimes yeah well speaking again now [ __ ] odd nonsai Ed just got out oh is that the guy that killed like the guy from cereal yeah the guy that killed like uh heymanly that's her name yeah his girlfriend [ __ ] his ex-girlfriend did you ever listen to cereal no so this guy Adnan Syed right was dating this girl in high school Heyman Lee and one day she disappeared and then they found her car somewhere and then they found her body like in the woods like whatever I gotta look this up and he there's a whole like podcast about it if you want to you could listen to it the whole world listened to it in like 2013. like it was huge um and the big argument was like did he do this or did he not do this and then the big argument was well if there's Reasonable Doubt like he shouldn't be in jail so he went to jail uh in 2000 and he just got out so he was he was in jail for 22 years definitely did it for sure he like obviously did it in my in my heart of hearts I believe he did it I just think they didn't have enough to convict him damn so in my mind he he killed her it just doesn't make like who else would kill her it doesn't make any sense I mean people kill people but at the same time I mean if there if everything tied to it you know I got to see evidence in all this other [ __ ] the only other guy that there was a guy that she was dating that was like an older dude like that's the only other person I think that could possibly have done it but who is this guy why do people give a [ __ ] about him because cereal uh launched his podcast about it and the podcast took over the world it was the biggest podcast in the world and they would drop like weekly episodes where this woman would be like but what about the Keisha letter like you know like there's like this the what about the Nisha the niche podcast people who do like crime [ __ ] sometimes do you think they should ever be scared or worried like if any of these [ __ ] like hell yeah do [ __ ] 100 you think so yeah I think a lot of people that do like True Crime dramas and like [ __ ] like that need to be worried from time to time because it's like yeah like especially if you're popular yeah like if this dude got out of jail right and the only person that knows if he did it or not is him that means you can't go to jail that's why I would only do cases where I know they're not getting out yeah if a dude was roaming around bro straight Mercury if they're still psychotic and [ __ ] see like so the whole podcast was based on like phone calls from jail that he had with the podcaster and um they went through like this whole thing like there was this guy Jay that was involved that like said that Adnan did it and like didn't have to go to jail but like they played hours of his recordings that and then like they didn't hit records until like three hours into the interview it was like a whole bunch of [ __ ] was like so this podcaster uh I can't remember her name but the podcast is called serial if you've never heard of it um like launched this entire uh deep deep deep investigation into this thing and it like kind of play it played like a huge part in like him getting out so yeah he got out today he walked out walked out of court uh where the [ __ ] does he live free man uh the murderer happened in Baltimore Maryland wow um so he's in jail in Maryland yeah but no well he's free in Maryland now but he came out um I believe I believe that he's gay no no no no no oh he got out of jail Uh Oh I thought he came out uh I thought you said because I said I believe and then he said he's gay but um no I believe that he's guilty though I think he did you're gonna say gay again no I believe he's gay though too um that's crazy I really want to watch this yeah just watch like a YouTube on the odd now in Syed like case and I'm telling you right now though [ __ ] up you're hooked is it just like get in because it's always the reasons I'm about to read I'm about to re-listen to it the reason it's a powerful thing that keeps bringing people back is because we all start playing detective we all start wanting to everyone loves crime and mystery yeah but we're so weird like why but at the same time I think that's how our brains are like also you want to find out if you can actually see if this person's a [ __ ] scumbler that needs to go to jail so well make your own assessment you know also though like us internet sleuths yeah you know what I mean yeah like people on the internet solve that Gabby potato thing when we all knew we all knew what happened how do we all know what happened a little bit like then yo it became a joke like Dog the Bounty Hunter went to their house do you remember that yeah he's like open up searching the swamps yeah and he was like we hear the like brown laundry is in the swamp like even the dog got out there dude and this [ __ ] RV is driving along and then they had a video of the van also that kid put everything through all the [ __ ] and he just went to the woods to do it why did I just do it somewhere where people are gonna find you if you don't care yeah but that dude from unsolved not Unsolved Mysteries uh the guy from um [ __ ] weirdo uh America's Most Wanted yeah he did like an interview because like his daughter was kidnapped and killed yeah um and he was like you know he literally he was on CNN he's like you know what Brian laundry should do he should kill him yeah I saw that I was like yo he's like he should kill himself like the coward that he is you should kill him yeah he went and then he did an interview he did I don't know if they ever released like I know he had like a notebook and [ __ ] on him or whatever but like his parents should go to [ __ ] prison because they knew that he killed her yeah they definitely I think knew too they might I think he might have he might even if it was the smallest thing he might have left him a letter yeah yeah but my thing is this is I mean he did leave something but I mean if my daughter goes across country in an RV with her fiance boyfriend whatever and then the boyfriend comes back without her 100 I know this kid killed my daughter yeah how do you not know that God how how long has it been now since that uh probably like six months not a year yet not not even a year no I think it's more I think it's been like seven or eight then like Hulu made a thing about it already I was just like yo these [ __ ] don't skip a beat why what are they doing a show yeah they're doing like a show they tried to do a show and I think they pulled it because they were like yeah like like they just found no [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] no no [ __ ] sympathy or anything no not when it comes to entertainment no empathy no nothing but that's how that's how we are too dude yo my biggest twitch streams ever were like Gabby Patito okay yeah I remember though like the scariest but I think she I think that was her and she was still alive at that point but when that when her door when the door was shutting on the van it's open at first oh it's so scary and then you see it shutting every night we had like three 400 people in there like picking through footage and like trying to find and doing all this [ __ ] dude because we wanted we wanted that guy to go to jail but then nobody could find him also I mean like you know everyone and then people who are like oh you know I feel bad we shouldn't talk about this but it's like yeah but talking about it's actually what [ __ ] got it to go a little bit faster yeah and then it's like yo there was a girl that when Selena was in college she lived in this complex or whatever and then there was this girl that worked at the complex uh turned down like a guy's passing a fellow employee he [ __ ] killed her so like something so simple you know what I mean and the [ __ ] still get get killed for it that's why like that's why sometimes it's like yo like if it if a dude like came up to my girl and was like yo like like can I give you my number I'd be like yo just take it yeah because like if you say no these [ __ ] guys are [ __ ] guys out there killing girls for saying no to a guy who weirded me out was that one dude who was on the news and like he [ __ ] found out that they found her body because he thought they got rid of it and he was trying to play it off oh the guy that actually killed her yeah he's such a sweet person I don't know why they would do that he goes and then the the reporter the girl's like yeah and then then now that they like what do you think about this whole part now that they found a body part like here and he goes a body part and he's like oh yeah well we don't know if it's to this but they found a body like in this area and he's like he goes he goes a body and she goes yeah they say yeah and then he just goes I need to sit down yeah because he thought it because he put her body parts in the trash yeah and most of them did go away but they found one in one trash and I guess they just decided to check thank God apparently too like then he was so talkative on the show and then they brought him in for were interrogating and he would just go no they're like Justin or I don't know his name was just like why are you why are you talking like this now buddy you were so talkative on the news he goes I don't know yeah he's so super weird [ __ ] weird yeah and it's like bro you're still gonna get in trouble you're making it worse actually and you're still gonna get in trouble because you're just making it look like you're changing your [ __ ] well the the craziest [ __ ] too like with that situation was he broke into her house prior while she was sleeping and like stood over her like weird [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah and then Google searches these all these [ __ ] do Google searches and forget to yeah dude there's like how to kill a girl real quietly yeah so weird bro like dude like first of all the fact that Google allows that to be Googled is like outrageous yeah I think but it's like it's like how to knock out a grown woman yeah it's so weird and it's like oh this is how you do it it's specific if I wanted to how would I tie up someone's how how fast is it does it take to tie up someone's legs that's that's how they found that Casey Anthony's [ __ ] uh Casey Anthony's search history was how like how much chloroform is like lethal oh my God and they [ __ ] still let that [ __ ] yeah bro she got innocent right yeah and I and I love like she'll come out and just be like my life is like ruined I'm like yeah [ __ ] it should be and then meanwhile we got people stalking other people and killing them but no one's killed this idiot yet I know right what the [ __ ] I thought I think I thought she's gonna live forever watch yeah not even somebody who's like super super like unhinged I was like baby killer like no one did anything to her is she on is she on Dancing I mean killing doesn't kill he doesn't make it any shut the [ __ ] up I'm just kidding Jesus Christ this year doing the Cha-Cha Casey Anthony no [ __ ] way should she ever get any sort of redemption period or anything like that uh she just get her period every day that's what I hope I hope she gets her period every day until she does oh my God and people start calling her The Shining this came out a couple of months ago it says Casey Anthony's uh wants to film a documentary wants to tell her truth in a documentary she feels like it's time is she gonna leave out is she gonna put in the Google part I'm sure they'll ask her about it she's the most hated Mom in America she was acquitted in 2011. dude that was 11 years ago that was 11 years ago yeah wait when she got acquitted yeah she was 25 so that means the crime was like 4 to 13 years ago right or something like that yeah and you want to know something someone's going to give her a fat bags didn't even oh of course she is because this [ __ ] country's disgusting didn't the parents even admit that she definitely did it yeah and then she's and then she was like my dad molested me oh God in the court [ __ ] you think was she lying uh I don't know I don't know wasn't she like banging her lawyer too or something wasn't it that's that was the rumor she banged her lawyer God damn it yeah that was that was that was a rumor as well but like when they found like her baby's body it had like stickers on it like what so what she said was she did this whole thing like she made up a lie that she worked at like Disney and like the baby was with this babysitter that like didn't exist and then they found out that the baby was dead they found the remains of a baby and then they came out and said oh the baby drowned and we didn't uh in the pool and we didn't want to like make it a big thing but they uh found out that no because that's like what that's what you were saying she was like and we just wanted to like have a burial and like not have case so basically the most blatant lie ever but still one anyway yeah and then her parents did all this covering for her right and then like and then of course she was like he he molested me Jesus so that entire case was a [ __ ] mess yeah it sounds like it but she got she she got guilty for like child endangerment though right because like what actually wound up happening did they decide that like was it a mystery or did they still decide that she did it by it was it fighting for it was an accident it was an extreme lack of forensic uh evidence because the body was so uh decomposed that they couldn't really tell where'd they find the baby in the woods in the woods yeah I thought it was like in a car or something no in the woods geez yeah and then uh they opened like the trunk of the car and they smelled it like a dead body for a while oh geez but uh yeah that's what a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and you still go through this anyway and I wonder like if what she did for her situation was the right choice because now she's gonna get a [ __ ] documentary about it that's what I'm saying and she wants to tell her truth and it's gonna make a fat bag dude and everyone's gonna watch the [ __ ] out of that are you gonna watch it yeah 100 I don't think I'm gonna watch that [ __ ] I'm just gonna [ __ ] get it for the I'm gonna get the news I'm gonna get the ear from everybody else I want to support that [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] I don't want to support her either but that's the thing is I I am a murder mystery but who knows maybe the documentary will twist it in a way to make her look like a piece of [ __ ] though because editors and directors have a way of doing that with some of these documentaries you know yeah no because they're smart it's like like the Jinx how they did the whole thing on him just to like catch him because they knew he was a piece of [ __ ] yeah you know what I mean and they were like and then they literally got him in the [ __ ] bathroom being like well that's it yo dad I gotta watch that one back dude that was in the Sleepy Hollow murder right bro and I just remember just going I've never had a jaw-dropping moment in a documentary I know dude that was what a [ __ ] old dumbass if you've never seen the Jinx on HBO Go watch it you gotta watch it this guy literally gives himself up on the documentary yeah wait did he get jail time after the documentary yeah yeah he went to jail and he died in jail [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] yep he killed his brother right I think no he didn't kill his brother but like he was weird like he would dress up like a woman and stuff and like he like he he's one like ex-wife died and then he was living next to this guy so he acted like that he would no he would just like he would just be weird he would just do weird [ __ ] and then one time he had this friend that he he said came to his house and attacked them so he killed him and then he chopped them up and threw him away and somehow got away with it like got off for it he went to court for that like the whole thing is crazy um this documentary about Casey Anthony is going to happen dude that's [ __ ] crazy ditch I really don't want to watch that one either but I have to because I'm a [ __ ] sucker consumer consumer [ __ ] conformist Pig did you see uh GTA so Grand Theft Auto 6 somebody hacked their uh source code yeah I had fun and somebody so Grand Theft Auto hasn't come out with a sequel in 10 years they've been very heavy on working on a lot of their [ __ ] um online stuff and DLC [ __ ] pay us all this money for this old ass game and now um basically they're coming out with uh six and everyone knew that already they announced it uh they already talked about how it was going to have a lead female lead character but also another guy character you can play as other characters in this one too yeah so Lucia and uh Lucia and Jason are the two characters but the the dude that hacked this [ __ ] hacked them found like some [ __ ] real deep gameplay [ __ ] like literally all the color chord Nation coding that goes into how [ __ ] moves like boxes you found hitboxes he found like like [ __ ] not even like it's all beta looking still but the thing is is they're done this is early development [ __ ] that he hit that they hacked into and found like they're almost the game's basically done I'm pretty sure because they have to come out with it within the next year or so so uh they're gonna still keep going with things that they're doing to fix the game they made an announcement earlier um because they're rich as [ __ ] and instant Cobb yeah like yeah and uh it's been 10 years so obviously it's been 10 years this [ __ ] dude I don't know someone obviously did it on Reddit because Reddit you could I think it was Reddit who knows maybe 4chan 4chan you could do [ __ ] weird [ __ ] dude I'm terrified of hackers dude dude it's [ __ ] scary they got into this [ __ ] and they [ __ ] it showed mad different things like the character like uh uh robbing a [ __ ] uh restaurant a fast food restaurant it looks like [ __ ] like not finished developed yeah they all look like mannequins yes like a strip club yeah it goes to a strip club a mannequin just [ __ ] pop right [ __ ] and I mean I don't know it's it's knowing them they they rarely Miss I'm sure it'll be good but the characters just look it looks so boring though like you know what I mean yeah like obviously I I say that and it's it's early development like we don't know what the story is going to be it might be dope but like it just the characters didn't look like appeal I don't know why they just it didn't like like the other guy looks like a regular like weird fisherman dude I don't know but then again I can't say that and then you look at uh what's his name uh who's the crazy dude that everyone loves in the other one Trevor um Trevor yes so Trevor and Trevor in uh in uh in five like if you looked at him at first you'd be like who the [ __ ] this weirdo maybe he's nuts who knows their story might be crazy but this [ __ ] guy put up these hacks in Twitter [ __ ] exploded last oh my God it was awesome in the morning I remember I texted Danny I'm like yo yo [ __ ] uh Danny was up in my and then uh Jimmy was up I texted all my friends because it's been 10 years and I'm like yo I gotta see all this stuff and the best thing about it too is that uh Rockstar came out today and and released something saying like listen like yeah so true like it happened and just knowing that it was legit like scary I I you know where my brain goes I'm like how can these guys like not hack the Pentagon I mean I'm sure some of them have there's people it's probably happening if you look at big hackings there's people out there right now that are probably hacking hacking the White House yeah I mean but not even that look at the fappening though they got into all these celebrities films and then just starts throwing their tits everywhere let me ask you this what percentage of of guys dicks in America or in the cloud oh my God if you had to put a number on it there's [ __ ] so many that's the same amount of birds there's just [ __ ] bird dicks floating around in the skies I would say like maybe like that wait you're asking how many are just actually up there right now yeah just how many how many dicks are just in the [ __ ] Cloud just just from being sent gotta be at least a million dicks there's gotta be millions of dicks up there millions of dicks I would say I would say that 85 Dick's up there mine too your dick is up in the skies my dick's in the clouds dude my dick is at [ __ ] 40 000. yeah dude your dick is in the cloud right because if you really think about it it's in the clouds did I would say about 90 of American men's penises are in the cloud yeah but you gotta do you can delete from the cloud which is what I do which is what I've done in the past the way when I was thinking it it sounded even more sketchy there's someone who's almost as bad as the kids line like that's the other thing too though like if someone's like yeah I'm gonna lick lick your penis I'd be like yeah all right look at that all right look at my penis yeah you're just gonna put your nose in those peas if someone came up to me was like yo I'm gonna leak your dick I'd be like do it look good leak my leak my penis what's the worst thing that happens yo you just came up with another good dick joke yo did you hear about the leaks what leaks you leak these penis that's a good one did you hear did you hear about the leak leak what like I did yeah lick my balls dude yeah lick these penis and lick these penis penis I'm gonna say be honest though I've never set my dick just doing it being like how's this baby like that I've always been asked I've always been asked I've never just said you can't you can't just throw a Hail Mary [ __ ] I got a lot of friends and uh even closer that's that send Hail Mary dicks people be sending those Hail Mary dicks the [ __ ] surprise peens yeah you gotta you you gotta ask like wanna see yeah you got a [ __ ] ass you gotta ask you can't throw Hail Mary cockpits dude you can't just throw it's just [ __ ] goddamn quinceanera penis it's just very it's very deaf to get a good pick of a pain yeah no you can't do that you got to go close angle can't throw a pop the weasel weiner out there no you can't just have someone wake wake their phone up to dick no that's not cool it's not cool to get a [ __ ] flashbang dick in your face would you say that there's a higher percentage of dick in the cloud or titties in the cloud I would say titties no titties because people think dick I think there's a higher demand for titties so people always send titties there's guys who don't even send dick pics yeah I think there's more titties what do you guys think more in the cloud tits or dicks well because you got to think about we're talking about pictures just taken right not just straight up not sent not sent but I feel like no because I feel like women take pictures of their boobs just because like they want to like have pictures of their boobs like girls do that just be like oh like I took a nude pic today just for like them to like like scour their bodies yeah yeah and and unrightly like judge themselves you know what I mean so I took a picture of your penis from the side and it looks it looks smaller than it is so you like move your leg that's blocking a little bit to give it a little more inch in the mirror yeah it's like you're [ __ ] that's like when girls do that weird stance in the gym that make their ass look bad fat yeah yeah you know it's that power that's just what we do for the front yeah it's like yeah the the angle you got to tilt your wiener but you you have to make the you have to take the phone close to your panoush yeah because if it's close to your penis the bigger it is so it's like maybe put like a something small there and then like compare to your big ass down yeah and you gotta stand like a [ __ ] GI Joe like you're auditioning for the war yeah yeah like [ __ ] get your leg back and go back there like uh yeah and just have it [ __ ] put your leg back because I remember taking a picture once I'm like there's a way my dick's that small from the side yeah but you just have to have proper [ __ ] etiquette you know what I mean like don't send anything too crazy like you could send a tasteful dick pic yeah you can but it's hard yeah well yeah it is has to be hard it has to be hard if you send a girl a picture of your flaccid dong that dude you're killing yeah he's a serial killer a dude is slinging he is slanging that dog slinging knives and slinging dogs yeah if it's soft and impressive that dude's confidence level that's like having your uh red receipts on oh yeah you know what I mean you just don't give a [ __ ] yeah no you're slinging crazy down God if I sent my penis after jogging in the rain while it's cold I'd [ __ ] never I'd I would go to I would probably be [ __ ] sent to jail for how offensive it looks yeah it would look like an ingrown hair that's what mine would look like that's why I run in the summertime oh yeah penises are way bigger in the sometime yeah penises are so big in the summertime it's about to be scary hours out here it's gonna be winter time dick is going back back in the crib it's like uh it's like Groundhog's Day but it's like your penis like gets afraid of its shadow every day and so like sometimes it's so scary to like you can't just have a boner and like sit normally I'm like I said normally I'm like yo I've lost inches every time I get a boner I gotta like go out like this yeah so so the whole thing comes out of my body otherwise it's just embarrass if I jump off like this there's like nothing while I'm sitting yeah it's the worst it it gets engulfed it gets engulfed maybe like Indian style you could do it like Indian style kind of exposes you a lot my girlfriend's so funny she heard like one of the podcasts she goes why do you always tell people your dick small it's not and I'm like because it's funny but also like I don't know there are times where it's really not the guy that I thought I knew yeah no that's why it's like you you can if you don't have a mega dong yeah you have good and bad dong days right like if you have a mega dong every day is good I'm like my penis looks big to you because I sit over a [ __ ] steam bath with my wiener over it so that it [ __ ] grows afterwards it's like those little fire like those little snakes I look how many times have you looked up how to make your penis bigger on the internet oh man a thousand have you ever gelled I've gelled dude we need to make joking Works bro gel King yeah but it's like I'm stretching it down yeah like gel King is is legit isn't that like an ancient tribe like move yeah but like you could joke for girth and you could joke for length how do you gel for girth you stomp on you put like a book on it and just stand there for another no it's it's like it's like uh you know how like guys like make um rope yeah it's like it's like feeding rope but it's just your your penis is the rope and you just like yeah you could do it to a penis like you can break your nose and then it can look [ __ ] but there's no cartilage in your pain isn't it all just like an organ muscle thing um it's it's tissue yeah it's just tissue it's just tissue that gets full of blood when you're horny can you snap your penis though yeah because when it's hard you could snap your dog I think Dennis Rodman did that once with Carmen Electra oh he snapped his penis yeah you could you could snap your dog for reals no I probably just was thrashing so hard yeah that's another No-No for me I've never really hurt that's not true I've I've shown out to manscaped I [ __ ] not them but I've snipped my pain with other thin buzzers because I thought it was okay and now you don't because of manscape yeah no I don't because the manscape but I literally [ __ ] oh my God guantano's just like doing it and like doing that thing with my tongue like going like this and I just [ __ ] got myself and I just remembered and then when I did it just seeing my balls my dick jiggle because of how I shook my whole body was it was it you that told me um it burned was it you that told me that uh sometimes you stand in the mirror and just slap your ass yes I said I wrote that tweet the other day too I'm like if you're at home and you don't slap your ass at least once then you have no self-respect for yourself you gotta just smack the [ __ ] out of your ass oh my God I love every [ __ ] second I'll actually do it sometimes just go oh I'm like [ __ ] out of nowhere you wanna know what's weird is sometimes I jiggle my ass like what do you mean like just like do that like no if I'm laying if I'm laying in bed in a certain way like I'll put my hand behind my ass and just go like this oh I'm like do that yeah like I'll Just Bounce like tap you bounce my ass a little bit I think sometimes I just get excited over nothing and like last night I was just popping my butt while I was laying down I was just like twerking while I was playing uh Knights of the Old Republic just Star Wars foreign 's even funnier I do pop my ass on stream though sometimes yeah so being able to pop your ass is like I don't know there's really it's just kind of fun to pop your ass around so it is like I don't see why anybody would wouldn't want to pop their ass around I mean I have an ass to pop that's why it's like I'm gonna do it but for people that are like not comfortable they're like uh yeah yeah well I mean I wish I had one to pop they don't really have an ass to pop so you have a better ass than me I'm looking up if if this is like a thing like where people like calmly shake their butt cheeks it's probably like an it's probably like a sometimes you just got wiggle that yeah that's what it is it's kind of like if I'm shaking my thigh or whatever it's just like I'll just grab my [ __ ] like right under my butt humans humans just have weird impulses we just do weird things sometimes we do we do we murder somebody and then [ __ ] uh lie about it and then get out of jail I just I really do enjoy shaking my own ant I'm looking up and the thing about it is freeing popping your own ass and not wearing what people think about that's what that's what I'm seeing is some people do it as a nervous tick to play with their butt cheeks It's Perfectly Normal apparently so you guys can't say [ __ ] Yeah Yeah so it's it's it's uh a comforting mechanism it's almost like a waterbed if you just like little like pop your butt like I'll do that with my calf sometimes like I'll go like yeah you gotta [ __ ] stress you got a little stress meat right there you can just [ __ ] slap around and grab on and get to slap it around a little bit I don't know why I've been always so like in the slapping your ass barbaric with slapping my own ass no like Barb like I don't know why I've always been so like caveman like with butts butts when I was younger I slapped everyone's butt when I was younger I was obsessed with it yeah yeah I remember one time when you're a kid it's cute when you get older it's not did I ever tell you that time when I was in fourth grade and there used to be a joke like oil Trek no what's that oh my God this sounds like traumatizing so when I was in fourth grade right and there was this thing called oil track where you would like not put your thumb up someone's butt but like over there like over their pants like these are about to be like oil trick and like do that yeah and like five kids in my class did it to me it was like going around oh my God in like a [ __ ] what were you in prison yeah yeah pretty much yeah it uh [ __ ] Avalon Correctional Facility you're like the [ __ ] you're like the Andy Dufresne of oil check yeah dude sometimes they would win sometimes he would lose but like what the [ __ ] so like four kids in my class like checked my oil right so I'm starting to think like sounds so traumatized yeah so like I'm thinking this is a normal thing like a normal joke to like do or whatever right so we had a friend who had an older brother uh and he worked at this place uh this this hotel yeah and like uh whatever so I'm thinking like oh this is like a normal thing to do right like this is a normal thing so I'm looking at him I'm looking at him like I'm gonna like I'm gonna oil change oil check right yeah so I like I'm looking back and forth like oh this will be funny this will be funny I go to oil check this kid right yeah and I go I go up oil check and I turn around and it's probably a 42 year old man oh my God yeah the oil checked a random [ __ ] old dude yeah it was it was I thought it was Joe Joe's older brother Matt oh [ __ ] not the joke that no no no no no no no no no no no so I can go oil check and it was a like a 30 year old man like getting coffee yeah [ __ ] yeah so I oil checked the random imagine you turn around there's a fourth grade little Spanish boy that just oil checked your anus speaking of butts you want to hear a [ __ ] wild story too yeah I love butts so um that guy didn't press charges so thank you so I hope I don't think this person listens to the podcast but uh I went to this girl's house once with my two other friends and it was two girls and two guys it was like me it was me and my boy and then my friend and her friend and like we were all chilling like we were gonna hang out when you're younger you smoke weed and you [ __ ] drink so we got like 40s and [ __ ] because when you're younger you could [ __ ] suck anything down and be all right an afford it was also like 99 Cents back then yeah so we got like 40s and like purple hey it was like purple haze I had had some like Haze in it or something that time yeah so I was like [ __ ] it this is like when Camron made Purple Haze a thing and also Purple Haze will get you highest [ __ ] [ __ ] so high because it was like either Drew or Haze back then yeah and there was like strawberry Haze and that was like some fake [ __ ] people were smoking yeah so so we um it's like before diesel so like we're [ __ ] we go there and we and we drink and everything's cool I'm like flirting with this one girl kind of because we're all getting high and smoking yeah that's happening we know why we're hanging out being kids yeah right and like so I'm hanging out with them and my friends like I'm going home I'm bouncing so I'm just with these two girls and we're smoking and drinking and [ __ ] because when I could smoke like a [ __ ] boss back then and uh we're smoking like laughing and it's getting late and then like her friend's like all right I think I'm gonna go too because like we're just whatever and I was like I'm about to just get more weed and more [ __ ] whatever so we I think she had beers we're drinking like her dad's beer and then her dad had like [ __ ] weed so we were smoking some of his [ __ ] weed and we're hanging out and like dirt right we're hanging out we're laughing we're getting more drunk and [ __ ] up and I'm like I'm just gonna make a move so like we go in the bathroom and like I don't know we're just like we just end up in the bathroom like we're not gonna do it in the bathroom but we're hanging out and we're kissing and [ __ ] and we're making out and all this stuff and like for some reason I'm just like yeah like pull her pants down it's like I don't know do something like [ __ ] I probably saw in a music video back then and like I pull her pants down and there's just like really curly like long ass hairs coming out of her butt cheeks but not like super bad to the point where I'm like I'm not doing that so we're we're in the bathroom listen so I'm in the bathroom we're in there and in my brain I go that's not that bad I can handle that I don't care some girls are hairy I'm like she's Italian it's all good so I'm like I'm like I already know her butt cheeks are hairier than mine but I'm like it's okay some girls are just hairy it doesn't matter it's just hair I don't give a [ __ ] yeah so we go in the other room and we're like still making out like I don't give a [ __ ] I'm just gonna do it like I don't care I'm not gonna judge this girl it's literally that's in my brain I'm like I'm just I want to have sex so we're [ __ ] we're making out and and uh and I'm I'm like I'm gonna turn the lights off so like I turn the lights off we turn the lights off I'm making out with her and I'm hard as a rock and she's already like sucked me a few so like we're [ __ ] sitting down and I'm horrors of rock I get on top of her I'm like you ready for this she's like yeah I'm so ready I'm like I'm ready for it too and like I kind of feel the hairs on her butt again like I'm feeling but I'm like whatever on your on your way no no on her no I'm on top of her so I'm like touching her butt cheeks right right so I'm feeling her butt cheeks a little bit and I'm like yeah I'm getting in there and I go to like just grab like that inner meat and just grab that [ __ ] and I swear to God bro it [ __ ] got even longer damn I go in there and I literally felt like I was playing with like a baby's hair what it was so [ __ ] long that my finger got like like when I was trying to take it out my finger like got pulled my hairs are you [ __ ] serious dude when I went in there it was like I was [ __ ] stroking Johnny Depp's hair like like Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp like [ __ ] like Jack what's his name in that movie Jack Sparrow dude it was like Jack Sparrow ass hair oh and I remember just immediately going super soft and the whole like hey Mike don't judge women I just went out of the window because here's the thing like I'm sorry but even if you're even if you're touched even if you're on a guy and there was that much ass here you would get your boner would go down yeah it's a pref it's a pref I go inside and I'm just like oh like I didn't say anything I remember because I'm on her I'm like like that like a really small sound cause bro it literally the longest ass hair ever I don't even have ass hair like this bro it was mad long it was like I could have braided it with my with like my two fingertips was it longer than like what's on my leg right now yes longer than that jeez bro it was like if if there was wind it would have been flapping like like a [ __ ] horse's mane this [ __ ] had like Fabio yes horse main ass damn dude she had a Clydesdale butt and I'll never forget I'll never forget just going like immediately losing my boner and I felt bad for her but I was like I can't do this and she's like what's wrong is it me I'm like nah I think I smoke too much Haze like I had to blame down the weed yeah I was like I think I'm just really scared right now like you're so gorgeous hairy and I was like you're so gorgeous I was like you're just so good looking like I think I'm just scared and she's like what and I'm like yeah I'm just like really high like I think I'm having like a like anxiety or something and she's like what I'm like yeah I just can't do this I was like I gotta go and I got up and ran out of the house damn you just ran away I ran away here's the thing she goes so you're just gonna go and I was like and I felt so bad for her because I'm just sitting about thinking about her like that girl probably thought about that forever I know and I never told her why though no you shouldn't no I mean we just told like no but no one knows her name twenty thousand strangers yeah no one knows her no no no but I do I know this person yeah you 100 too so you'll tell me after we close yeah I'll tell you after yeah all right awesome I don't wanna I don't want to say anything because people watch the show sometimes they're like yo you were talking about me and I was like yeah no I didn't realize that either dude that's [ __ ] Spanish Neighbors when we were on Joe's house and we were talking about our stinky Spanish neighbors that smelled like rice yeah they and beans they [ __ ] they messaged me and their original friend shout out to our homies though uh oh yeah yeah yeah their original friend was like yeah they're on here kind of like making jokes and [ __ ] dude like like should we set it on them and like uh um and uh Frankie who I talked about who kicked my ass when I was younger he was like nah bro it's all love we thought it was funny like he's like yeah we want to see like I got pictures of the family and [ __ ] they sent us older pictures from back in the day so I'd at first he's like yo what up I'm like oh my God this kid's gonna [ __ ] kill me I was like I have to get ready to [ __ ] kill this I gotta get ready to scrap [ __ ] games and he was like he's like nah bro it's all love he's like uh does graphic designing now and [ __ ] love it but like they were like yo someone watched Joe's show and messaged us so that's why I don't I don't ever I'm never saying games again it's hard to do it nowadays but much left to Frankie he was cool as [ __ ] and we had like a really dope conversation he sent us pictures of me Jared and us when we were younger it was [ __ ] awesome but like you know at the same time like this guy's gonna be pissed because I'm like yo our neighbors smell like beans and cheese no they did and then one of them threw vinegar in my eyes yeah and [ __ ] I thought it was blind yeah then but and I was chasing Gizmo and he slapped me with a [ __ ] switch a stick across my mouth and it had like a Nike check across my face because Gizmo had a bike it was a bicycle yeah but it was it had the body of a of a super bike yeah and uh it was so cool looking I said where the hell did you get this bike and I remember just being like dude you have to tell me where you got this no the black one was Jr's no no no no no Jr had literally the like the the mini bike the gas mini bike no that black one that looked like it was the most Jr's yeah because I remember it for some reason I smelled it one day and his butthole stunk this whole seat smelled like [ __ ] you're just out here smelling meatloaf dude I don't know why it's I don't know why I think I I think I knew but I was like let me see if this boy's ass thing his [ __ ] ass smelled like [ __ ] old stinky cheese it was [ __ ] I'd rather be like [ __ ] almost puking yeah it's crazy like and I don't know if anybody else feels like this but like I'll wash my butt like super hard me too like I'll wash my butt so so rightly right you know and like I'll get out of the shower and still feel like I just have the dirtiest ass really yeah maybe I just feel like my ass is gross maybe you have the sweats you want to know it's weird though too it's like I'll get out of the shower and like I will start sweating sometimes and I'm like why did I even take the shower this is a mess I hate all of this yeah and then sometimes I'll get back in the shower just to rinse my body off you can get shower sweats apparently I didn't know that was a thing yeah I think I've gone and I just didn't know what that's what it was called like like am I just not washing my butthole properly like I don't get like stains in my underwear but it's like I just feel like I just have musty ass I don't know you got a nice big butt so that's probably why it's just a lot of like do I powder my crack like yeah powder it I powder my butt sometimes oh it gets so gross we got a lot of [ __ ] meat going on back there it's like it's like its own biome it gets so clumpy it's like its own ego system I know this weird like do you say ecosystem yeah ecosystem Oh I thought you said ego system now uh but I don't like to put powder on my testicles either because like who wants powdery balls ball deodorant on there though I would do I would do it because it's like I mean if you're if your thing is like oh what if someone goes down there and licks in it just chemically I mean they're licking your balls in the first place yeah but like but would you rather just suck playing ball or powder balls I would I'd rather suck playing balls but that goes away after a little bit and also like I don't know like my balls have never been I think because my balls aren't like drooping that they've never been like uh uh a Target I just feel like this is always wet yeah there's a lot of [ __ ] going on there's so much going on no you're like I just feel like all this is just wet constantly like if there was a rainforest on the human body yeah it would be good it would be the good I feel like you can grow certain vegetables dude no joke though like that's what these [ __ ] gamer chairs do though too oh they make you itchy and sweaty I stream for [ __ ] 12 hours sometimes and I'll open my [ __ ] legs at the end of it it just feels like my balls just did like 25 to life oh so the cussing so the gross so Degrassi it was literally like you have to be careful with these gamer chairs because they like smack they lock your legs in that's why I got that I got an extra wide one for that reason so I could literally spread my legs and I have a fan under my thing to literally fan myself that's what you should get I should get a fan a gooch fan yeah get a gooch fan I got a little Vornado it's super quiet just go dude yeah and it dries my balls it's so funny knowing like if that machine could talk it's like uh what do you use for uh just like blow air on this dude's nut sack all night it's pretty it's pretty decent some somebody in China built this fan and this fan had no idea and neither did the little Chinese man that built this thing for like three cents because everything's made in China everything's made in China no that's true you know so it's like you know this guy's getting paid [ __ ] cents on the dollar I'm gonna buy this Vornado for thirty dollars just to have it spray my balls aren't iPhones made in China yeah dude or Japan no they're made in China because I I pre-ordered my phone it's cheaper yeah and I pre-ordered my phone and it shows you like where it ships from it's shipped from like Zhang Zhang shiai China do you have did you ever see like the conditions they go through like people have actually like they've had to put Nets near the windows because people were like killing themselves yeah dude Ricky Gervais did the whole thing about it yeah and so Jon Stewart yeah the Emmys it's it's almost like a point where it's it's if I go too deep into it I'll never want to use an iPhone again I mean there's a lot of people who have tried to convince me like why are you using like this thing man like blah blah blah blah and I'm just like I don't know dude like I'm not doing anything where they're gonna bust through my doors no no and and the other thing I hate though too it's like and yeah privacy but I also don't give a [ __ ] if someone catches me my thing like who cares like they got bigger fish to fry to me my wiener yeah like come on dude um like dudes that have [ __ ] child porn on their hard drives in their house yeah those guys need to get if I'm watching consenting adults do their thing while I do my thing no one's no one's coming from me I agree no one's coming for you and the other thing that's like kind of weird though the one thing I do hate about Apple is that you have to get locked into their ecosystem so it's like the airpods the [ __ ] laptop the Apple TV like all this stuff's compatible and and whatever but I have the 14 pro Max I like it so far I mean I needed to upgrade I upgraded from the 12 so it's like it's night and day it's good yeah it's way different it's night and day but like this Dynamic out Island thing like it's not there yet like it's there but like once they get like ESPN and stuff on there and I can check like that's gonna be a lot of fun yeah it's gonna be cool but iOS 16 is fire yeah it's great like you can now you could [ __ ] edit text messaging we should have been thinking 30 years ago yeah I think they took that because everybody wants to do that on Twitter and they're like Yeah well yeah and now you can like share your virtual keys with people and your wallet so if like if like Celine is somewhere and doesn't have money you can like send your wallet to her oh yeah yeah I could super bless her Apple pay layaway can you say that again oh my God that [ __ ] always scares the [ __ ] out of me turn off [ __ ] those got your robot mouth those things are scary yeah cause that's listening yeah cause there's some [ __ ] dude in Denmark or some [ __ ] weird country right now like listening to us trying to get our credit card information that's so true I've never thought that's the part actually you're right it could go into hey it's not just the government people can just see all your [ __ ] and take your [ __ ] yeah that's why like I always had fun I had friends that would just tape like uh go to their house and they would have like masking tape on their eye uh MacBook cameras what because apparently people can hack into your camera and watch you walk around oh yeah I heard that wasn't because on this phone we're doing that with the connect too yeah and on this phone right now these iPhones the camera is always going yeah this camera's on right scaring the [ __ ] out of me right now yeah I know it's a little scary dude connect for Xbox that remember that piece of [ __ ] yeah dude I think [ __ ] I think felt so hard but the dance dance part was kind of fun and then I remember we did it for like two days and we're like throw this thing in the [ __ ] trash yeah I can't tell you my friend's retro store how many just like [ __ ] like connects that I see like hell like they're just like [ __ ] in he has this thing called the graveyard down the basement it's like all connects yeah they all just look like dead little like Johnny fives they're it's so weird it's so weird seeing like all this technology that people didn't care about that was like hit or miss but like oh my God man it's just so weird now I'm thinking about that what you said that on phones yeah it's people more so they can hack into your [ __ ] but now there's the Apple pay layaway thing where they you can pay now Apple pay you can actually use it and you can pay them off monthly they'll pay it for you yeah that's tight scared you didn't know that no yeah I probably shouldn't know that I know me neither I'm [ __ ] I love Apple pay bro Apple pay is so awesome and yet now you can pay them off in for like I think you have three months what top yeah and then they just they automatically take you out of your checking account that's so so you don't have to worry about doing it you just set it up and now they take it out in three month payments and you go and you and me are monthly payers like yeah we love to monthly pay I haven't done it lately but I should start I know I know I know I monthly pay this [ __ ] yeah multiplayer this phone dude piece of [ __ ] like me yeah I I just I I can't I can't bear like letting go that much money like at once yeah paying in full is scary paying but then I'm like why did I do that I know it's like oh I could have did this three times especially with our work that we do like we always have a different paycheck every month yeah and it's like uh like twitch I didn't even get paid this month yet and then like uh like for my Instagram reels I haven't even got paid yet yeah it's it's how it could you get paid yet how it goes up yeah I'm paid her I gotta paid me already I didn't get paid you're an affiliate you're not a partner that's why that's why yeah but they did change it so that you do get paid quicker so I don't know you might get [ __ ] yeah maybe it's like it's not gonna be much but like uh but I usually get like something so it's like twitch like buys my groceries yeah so like I'll just do that you know uh but other than that it's it's I don't know I I am a little afraid of Technology but then it's like I see all the cool stuff that's like coming like [ __ ] golden eyes coming back for a Nintendo switch like yeah Mario Party one two three are gonna be on there bro it's gonna be [ __ ] insane and it's all gonna be online play yeah I'm pretty sure so going back to Western World dude yeah so 007's gonna be uh on Xbox game pass which will be cheaper and on switch but switch is the only one where you can play online so we're gonna you're gonna be able to play the old 007 against your friends online yeah that's I cannot wait and I can't wait to smoke [ __ ] you know what I want to do I want to do low priori Bros versus Santa godo Bros oh yeah no yeah no well I think or Mario party or Mario Party well we'll wipe the [ __ ] floor with them I'm so good tomorrow part is ridiculous I love Mario party so good just a beautiful Brilliant Invention of a game for friends you know how [ __ ] amazing I am at flipping that [ __ ] piece of meat in that Skillet oh yeah the skillet flipping that [ __ ] is super good I'm amazing at this [ __ ] um the only one that I'm bad at is the flag one oh yeah yeah it's like apparently someone said odd jobs not going to be in 007 though yeah probably because like it's like racist oh yeah wait is it I don't know probably not everything's everything's racist nowadays I don't even know like maybe like what I just said it's raises I don't know but um yeah so I'm excited for that and then I [ __ ] got award [ __ ] just looks so good yeah dude Ragnarok ragnarok's gonna be [ __ ] [ __ ] dude it's gonna be so [ __ ] good you want to know what's crazy is I've been watching so much [ __ ] Dragon Ball Z recently I watched the Frieza Saga I'll watch the blue Saga oh I watched the Frieza Saga the cell Saga the uh the boo Saga the beerus uh like uh GT I've been watching like mad DBC um and it really just comes back to me is that go Goku's uh the worst father in the world yeah he's like sucks he's a [ __ ] yeah he's a dick bro he's like he's like no no he's like uh so like so Majin Buu like has like an offspring called oob and like and then Goku like basically leaves like Chichi and Gohan and Goten and to like go just hang out with Majin Buu's like kid all these names sound like me doing Tourette's yeah pretty much they are all like Tourette's names uh uh Yamcha oh yeah Yamcha Krillin yeah um I don't remember enough of those shows to do it like to I mean to actually remember anything about him but I think if if you played like I think there's a game that does the like the DBZ from like when Raditz comes yeah with with Vegeta like when it from when fujita's bad it goes all the way up to uh the Buu saga and beerus I think so I would watch him one day I just every time I try to get into anime I can't do it but I know there's gonna be a show that grabs me one day I'm gonna be like yeah like I can't do it anymore I mean like there's no reason for me to go back and and I don't know like I don't I always want to go retro but I always wind up going into video games now because that's like where my head is that's what I'm gonna say is they have a DBZ game where you can play all of those so maybe you just play the game because the game got good yeah I don't know if those oh really well I don't know if they suck or not I mean there's also ones where it's just verses and [ __ ] so I wouldn't [ __ ] care oh no this is the story I'd rather just watch the show it's just there are there a lot of episodes there's a yeah yeah but it's called the game is called Dragon Ball uh Kakarot dragging these balls yeah I don't know I haven't seen [ __ ] Dragon Ball Z in a long ass time you used to watch that [ __ ] like crack though yeah dude you know that [ __ ] came out in the 80s I just don't like how yeah yeah no it's old as [ __ ] I just don't like how [ __ ] long it would take to just [ __ ] get to the [ __ ] already I know there's always a like [ __ ] next time on Dragon Ball big like the Gohan cell fight yeah at the end of the cell sagas like an hour and 30 minutes right that's what made it so epic I guess and my thing is like so many my biggest problem with Dragon Ball Z is all these people just die for no reason yeah it's it's like weird you feel like Vegeta someone the biggest [ __ ] Gatling gun of all and then he was like you know and it's like y'all you use the biggest [ __ ] energy ball of all time and it brings people back together dragon balls and then a [ __ ] Dragon [ __ ] like a [ __ ] Chinese ancient dragon just shows up like out of nowhere in the [ __ ] goddamn in the sky like anyone could write that [ __ ] it's like a bad trip yeah and it's just like uh can you bring back like all the namekians and he's like Kern and then he's like okay yeah weird [ __ ] show but I uh I love that I know a lot of people said that they didn't really like after anything like after like super is like weird and GT is weird too yeah after the Z fighter and then there's like one season that's not even Canon to anything apparently or something that makes no sense yeah there's there's movies that are in Canon uh I think Broly the Broly movies Canon and I think the newest movies like arguably can and Broly's just like a Juice Head yeah it has like parade rage yeah [ __ ] yeah beerus is my is my guy yeah beerus [ __ ] slaps the [ __ ] [ __ ] so all right so Vegeta like beerus is like he's a God and like yeah he's a cat and he could destroy worlds like uh he'll destroy planets like he's like Thanos yeah like he could destroy worlds to like like better the universe he hangs out with a guy who sucks on ice cream all day or something yeah wheeze well like their thing is like they love to eat food and the only reason they let the Earth survive is because the food is good yeah so like he doesn't destroy Earth because like they like like the cuisine yeah um but he's fighting uh beerus and Vegeta are fighting and balma slaps beerus and beerus like Smiles looks at her and just slaps the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] so much [ __ ] like women abuse oh yeah no because like they had to edit a lot of that show too like uh like there was like a lot of people flipping each other off yeah I know yeah and also the original is Gory as [ __ ] gory as [ __ ] they had to like turn Piccolo's blue like blood purple and [ __ ] yeah you know they had to do like this whole thing I can't believe we're talking about Dragon Ball Z yeah you started it but I just love the voices all always like beerus is like I think I'll let you live for a little bit longer he's like yeah I think I'm gonna let you live I actually kind of like it here he's like he's like the cuisine is yummy I think I like it here actually I think I'll let you live deers is the [ __ ] man I just some of the acting is so funny the funny the funniest acting was in like Pokemon too as well all the like hahas and like all between the characters um but also like uh I always love to look up like uh [ __ ] voice actors and stuff that's like something that I'm always interested in hmm I'm tired I gotta go home um yeah I think oh yeah all right well this is two hours and 10 minutes damn dude let's not forget we're on a podcast right now no no but I get tired dude I just do well we do it very we do this very fuckingly now I have it she knows that [ __ ] Burger King is folding up into your life everybody watch this podcast like this is like the Wayne's World of all podcasts yeah I think that's what sets us apart from a lot of people though it's like yeah literally just like you're in my [ __ ] shitty basement right now but it's like yeah but it's like we give you a great talent in the beginning yeah I just I watched all these other podcasts and there's just like different cameras with [ __ ] switching and all this other stuff and then like I uh and then like we're just like like [ __ ] talking about [ __ ] Dragon Ball Z and [ __ ] yawning and [ __ ] talking about our dicks and dicks in the sky and [ __ ] like you don't know what's weird is like we're better than a lot of those shows I think we are you know it'll take time we're getting there I think we are it's been a year yeah but it takes a little it takes a while right it's been a year I have the same chair and you have the [ __ ] same [ __ ] DX racer that I got it's five years ago yeah speaking of that patreon.com hello Brewery podcast I'll just get new chairs yeah yes send us money we're starving we're dying guys we need your help uh my phone died so um patreon so no patreon but I'm gonna put that I'll put your names in the description how's that all I'm gonna say is you're not it's not gonna get any realer that's all that's all I'm gonna do we Keep It Funky on here that's what it is we Keep It Funky as [ __ ] but to all the Lop Nations CEOs and CFOs you guys are the goats yes thank you guys for supporting us yeah thank you guys for keeping it going I mean I just love being able to see him and I love doing this [ __ ] anyway so I don't give a [ __ ] yeah and then uh I'll have uh comedy uh tour dates out soon and funnier than [ __ ] Joe Budden that's for [ __ ] sure yes Jesus uh where can they find you on the internet my man dude Michael underscore low priori do whatever you want I don't even give a [ __ ] just thank you guys for watching the show yeah at Danny little priori everywhere too um yeah that's it we don't give a [ __ ] anymore [ __ ] you yeah but all right guys see you later thank you guys all right whatever

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Length: 133min 53sec (8033 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 20 2022