Hasan Plays Batman The Telltale Series Part 2 (Episode 1) ! | HasanAbi Gaming

oh here we go oh look at me oh hey guys back hey guys I don't know if you know this but I'm an orphan by the way hey what's up hey what's up I'm an orphan by the way hey guys I don't know if I I don't know if I told you guys but my parents got yeah Bill Mars going on butt Feld all right let's get to ironic in the past we thought disco elesium was the most political game it turns out it's actually a billionaire fascist vigilante beating out of mentally ill people uh while also simultaneously not fixing crime it's Batman I had to literally I had to literally ended after two chapters of the first episode yesterday when I first started the game because I couldn't stop yapping I'm not going to lie I feel like this might be my longest run of Telltale Games yet after that I do also want to play the Borderlands one I heard the Borderlands was like pretty good too but yeah billionaire vigilante madman beating on the disenfranchised I got The Wolf Among Us is better than Bozo lands yes Wolf Among Us is incredible the problem however with Wolf Among Us is that I've already I I already played it I played it already let's show the scum why they need our private healthcare as a billionaire vigilante Wolf Among Us is animated titties in it nice I don't even remember that but honestly it don't matter trying hard to convert US politics Andes don't [ __ ] stay in here then it doesn't matter you're going to miss a lot of commentary though personally because it It ultimately does It ultimately does devolve into a [ __ ] like normal people play these [ __ ] games and go oh Batman is so cool but because I'm not a normal person at all I end up [ __ ] doing discourse about how he's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] for being a billionaire while simultaneously not doing more to actually solve these goddamn problems crowd how do I turn on crowd playay I'll put chat back on screen don't worry I always do oh is it where is this where I put him is this where I put myself last time around he's a homeless killer nepo baby billionaire so you're not wrong no it actually is like kind of shocking it actually is kind of [ __ ] shocking that um Batman is kind of a dick when you think about it but we don't ever think about it like we we literally think about it like oh he's a cool guy but then when you like think about it with like adult leftist framework yes I made the chat smaller there's no way to [ __ ] make it bigger okay unless I like zoom in like this okay there you go I can't change [Music] the crow play at the bottom it's fine Where Are You O he's like oh God disgusting graffiti this used to be a city I hate it this used to be a good City look at what it is now gross poor people who are coughing gross make Gotham great again thank you sir I give him gold coins see he gives back Batman gives back to the community chat you see that recap please bro I'm a [ __ ] billionaire by the name of Bruce Wayne and also Batman that's it not much has happened so far no literally not much has happened thus far it's just the first chapter great there's the statue but no Oz there's nothing to recap dude it's just I [ __ ] saw Catwoman intercepted her and then uh did a fundraiser for twoo face and spent most of the time chirping about Wayne Enterprise finding out the the many different tentacles of Wayne Enterprise and how [ __ ] nasty it is that they like own everything hey Beat It I also met Carmine Falcone and like snubbed him a little bit because he's kind of a piece of [ __ ] acting like I was actually better than him when I'm not better than him at all I'm actually worse than him well that isn't what it used to be I'm worse than him but I think I'm better than him because I do everything under uh the boundaries of legality also he's Italian and I hate that I'm anti- Italian I've decided watch wallet cash but this goes through you hey you heard him man you're making a mistake you already made one coming here the next one kills you and him gentlemen o keep walking all right this don't concern you twerp you see that's where you're mistaken my old mate now have some catching up to do and youring the moment come here think that'll do this the only way to defeat this this is the only way to [ __ ] solve crime just beat the [ __ ] out of them damn he's got a blicky this used to be a nice place L lives like you don't [Music] belong oh this is my Park mine you hear that oh hey Bruce you've got a little uh there good as new woo that was a right little scrap eh nothing kickstar a system like a dash of adrenaline eh you didn't need to take it so far some folks are fine hearing Bruce others don't get the message unless it's beaten into them yeah it's been what two decades and you know what I haven't been mugged once that entire time uh that wasn't why I brought you here mate right now I am trying to recognize the little Roose I used to run around this place with back when it wasn't you know like this this park back when it wasn't run by the [ __ ] Democrats yeah we need to [ __ ] make this city in tiptop shape Brucey it's [ __ ] minging yeah a place that was safe for kids for families people came from all over to visit oh Mom and Dad they put so much work in here it's a shame what happened it was beautiful once and now it's a hell hole last thing my parents ever built this city choose right through people like a ches day Mom committed to Arkham dad ended it himself he did my family's Fortune there's nothing left Bruce I know Alfred told me it's funny huh same place they ground my family to dust gave you the good life used to run in the same circles we did hobnob and parties round the world vacations unlimited potential my parents are gone too Oz I know Bruce I know I'm sorry for it but I have my own funerals to attend good to know you haven't changed Bruce you still care about something more than just yourself yeah I care about [ __ ] increasing my bottom line dude my profit margined to see Carmine Falcone at your party last night made himself right at home that oily Falcone was an Uninvited Guest that's it I never want to see his face again on that we can agree in earnest Falcone made a stack of cash in corpses a mile high ruining families like mine yeah I [ __ ] hate ellion I do [ __ ] hell imagine imagine [ __ ] being artalan at the top of the hour at the aabi broadcast right and you're sitting there yeah and you're [ __ ] watching and you don't even realize that there a 3em minute ad break holy need is a little push and it' be a tree to watch him at pavement sorry mate this reunion got a lot more Grim than I planned things are going to be on the upswing soon no A revolution is knocking on Gotham's door and I'm here to let it in is he a [ __ ] socialist yeah which brings me to you br typical you see you throw a rock in any direction you break a window that way Enterprises owns as the rich and Powerful go oh you top Gotham's list but when my Revolution starts we're going to smash windows and cross off names all the way down like I said it's not going to be pretty I'm not your I'm not your enemy except I am if this guy's actually a [ __ ] leftist what's happening be beautiful I'm not not your enemy ours that remains to be seen don't it I've got great affection for you Bruce I really do which is why I'm warning you when this whole thing starts make sure you're on the right side what you [ __ ] mean by that in it good seeing you Bruce but what you [ __ ] mean by that yeah cheers [Music] n bro was a Nazi I don't know here he is Harvey Dent mogging the [ __ ] out of me again I can pull up in my in my IND discernable Ferrari Lamborghini looking car but he's still Bruce Bruce good morning everyone morning Mr Dent hey Bruce you mind if we swap cars I mean mine isn't fast and the paint's rusting off but boy does she have charm we didn't bring you all out here to discuss cars honestly now we're here about Arkham Asylum ever since it opened its doors Arkham has been a breeding ground for the criminally insane this is crazy we're a billionaire working with a district attorney who's famously tough on crime who we are pushing to be the [ __ ] mayor who's literally in the process of building an insane asylum for the criminally mentally ill you are the reason why I do not play Disco elium you don't come in here what I'm playing and when I'm playing another game you come in here and [ __ ] complain that I'm not playing disco elesium you are nowhere to be plown when disco elium is being played it's okay we've moved on this is fun game its methods for rehabilitation crude its security lacking and we're still those who do get out or God forbid Escape are even more dangerous than before they went in Arkham Asylum is a cancer on Gotham but today with a sizable contribution from this man here we break ground on a state-of-the-art mental health care facility one that will improve the we wellbeing of Gotham and its citizens for years to come now Mr Wayne has a few words he'd like to say Bruce my parents loved Gotham they invested their Blood Sweat and Tears in this city you know when I was uh bro this dude loves chirping about his dead family holy [ __ ] I always assumed I mean I always like I guess when I was younger I just didn't really realize I didn't really realize how much he [ __ ] trauma dumps about his dead parents but God damn he just [ __ ] constantly 9 years old my parents took me to see a movie about a hero in a mask it was a hero who stood up to oppression and defended the people from Injustice no matter the cost that night my parents paid the ultimate cost defending me from a man who needed the kind of help this new facility will provide let us honor their memory with this new facility in the hope that a night like that never happens again again today on the end I mean it is kind of weird when you're like literally like a 40-year old man and you're still talking about how you were how how you were orphaned you know what I mean at that point you're so far removed from your childhood that it is kind of crazy like it's been 30 years man you're literally a [ __ ] billionaire what the [ __ ] anniversary of that fateful night we dedicate this facility to Thomas and Martha Wayne and Usher in a new era of healing for [Applause] Gotham chatter is saying he's 26 okay he has been without his parents for longer than he has been with his parents at this point he has lived more of his life approximately one and a half times more of his life without his parents bro at some point he must have you know gotten over it a little bit chatter is lying he's season he's 29 in season 1 bad take people never let [ __ ] go bro it's just unhealthy it is literally unhealthy it's so unhealthy if you're 29 years old and you're still constantly talking about how your parents were killed like that's crazy I'm uh sure you all have plenty of questions about the new hospital so let's open it up you man does not deal with trauma well at all with the opening of this new hospital what does this mean for Arkham Asylum what happens to the old building I think Arkham has only done harm to Gotham it's made criminals more unstable put our citizens in Jeopardy we can do better all right who's up next way you there Mr Wayne Julia Remar of the Tribune my sources say you welcome the legend mob boss Carmine Falcone into your home you and Mr Dent even spoke with him behind closed doors I don't make friends with gangsters he was an unwelcome guest that's all next question please questions on topic people we're heard about the hospital remember G but Mr way this morning the globe received evidence of an offshore bank account managed by Carmine Falcone and your father Thomas Wayne what exactly are you implying transactions connected to organized crime going back years and continuing to this day damn dude the F of a sweep yo it turns out Falcone was all up in my business bro oh hell no dude paper trail ties your family directly to the Mob care to comment and did anyone else receive this evidence the globe The Gazette we all did Mr Wayne Mr Wayne is all your money dirty is the Wayne family Legacy built on lies did you know about this Bruce how long has your family been dealing with Falcone could the allegations be true what aren't you telling us does the mob sign Wayne Enterprises paychecks I think you should check your Source sounds to me like an intern is finally putting their creative writing Miner to get you oh God I am so out of touch I'm such an out of touch billionaire I'm such an out of touch billionaire dude oh my god oh some I bet it was a they them writer am I right like typical [ __ ] old ass billionaire [ __ ] oh my God I mean it's it's at least it's real Mr Wayne Mr Wayne how long has your family been dealing with Falcone could the allegations be true did you know about this Bruce what aren you telling us I'm sorry about this Bruce I don't know where the hell it's coming from damage controls my territory we'll talk later everyone everyone please settle down I'll be Fielding your questions from here on out please let's try to keep the Civilized Bruce I've been trying to reach you the police are inside the manor bro imagine a world where the police can just like raid a Billionaire's house like that get the [ __ ] out of here dude no shot okay or even the media like I don't have I don't have any PR people Round the Clock that's there to specifically catch and kill these sorts of stories I'm a billionaire of course I have illicit dealings that's how I made a billion dollars okay okay and I have an entire [ __ ] Corporation full of some of the best PR managers we're talking like people that have worked with Jeffrey Epstein and [ __ ] in doing PR for him personally so that he could attend all of the parties like as a billionaire you know you got [ __ ] like that on the payroll okay like a million times over like I I wouldn't be able to catch and kill those [ __ ] stories before they made its way to like some [ __ ] dish rag propaganda paper yeah I would have the derson speed dial yeah and they're [ __ ] up my house and raing careful put it back I'm afraid we can't Mr Wayne says who this warrant it's not personal I understand you're just doing your job job Lieutenant it's crazy that like even Gordo is like [ __ ] mogging me by the way I am so [ __ ] made until I put the cape on nobody liked me until I put the mask on you know what I mean and that's what the mask is that's the point of the Mask is when you think about it actually trying to it's hard to be a cop in this city every battles uphill in the rain with skates on Alfred keep an eye on them make sure they only take what they have to of course sir I meant what I said about not personal we only want files related to Wayne Enterprises the warrant covers your place pardon me places of residence and any companies you own your Holdings are extensive and what do you expect to find that's for our analysts back at the precinct to figure out I can't comment it's a valid warrant I got to serve it mayor I don't think a local police department would deal with this like can you imagine like a local police department's forensic laboratory dealing with like an international Syndicate this is FBI [ __ ] this is not NYPD okay it's ridiculous H signed off on this himself as long as he's mayor he calls the shots well Hill has a history of making his opposition disappear rumors and allegations Mr Wayne that's all but if they become fact I'll handcuff him myself same as any other crook I don't know how your neck ended up on mayor Hill's shopping block but here we are Hill knows if I go down Harvey's campaign goes down too that'll be a real shame Mr Den the only da I ever trusted to make a conviction stick yeah he's not like those [ __ ] ass woke the A's you know like Larry ker Philadelphia is far worse with him around you know how many teenagers we bust up for fair evasion only to have these woke da refuse to prosecute so we have to let them back onto the street to continue doing Fair evasion [ __ ] as mayor I think he can finally turn things around for us for all our sakes I pray you've got nothing to hide yeah Harvey D Harvey Dent ain't no de da he's a good one he's he's a white guy not woke oh here we go oh look at me oh hey guys stay back hey guys I don't know if you know this but I'm an orphan by the way hey what's up hey what's up I'm an orphan by the way hey guys I don't know if I I don't know if I told you guys but my parents got killed take whatever you want you don't have to do this Bruce Bruce Bruce why is this sexy ass journalist in my house uh it's it's not a problem really Bruce first the mayor's office now Wayne Manor Gotham continues its streak of break-ins really going for the record huh listen Bruce a scandal surrounding a beloved family like yours captures the Public's attention I can help you get the right kind of attention oh my God through my connections at The Gazette I have all kinds of access what's your angle not all reporters just want to headline some of us are oldfashioned I still want the truth oh my God you came in here saying you're going to do good PR for me a puff piece I don't trust you as far as I can throw you unless I can throw you onto my bed sexo run unlocked let's go I'm horny The Gazette received this supposed evidence like every other media outlet and it's all hear say flimsy sources there isn't a shred of hard proof still allegations like this they they don't magically appear someone is going after my family after me obviously the cender didn't identify themselves we have no idea who it could be I mean no one's even done their due diligence on this yet the Press saw the fumble they grabbed the ball and ran Hill wants me out of the picture because with my backing Harvey wins in a landslide all signs point to Hill you're a king maker Mr Wayne and Harvey Dent is Gotham's night in shining armor just waiting for the crown you're the first Target on Hills list typical non-antagonistic media experience with a billionaire oh I'm one of the top journalists in the [ __ ] State let me do PR for you in the midst of a massive massive corruption Scandal that is unfolding right before our [ __ ] eyes not even remotely curious about the truth immediately he's like oh yeah there's bad evidence yeah let me blow bubbles on it by tonight this Scandal will be broadcast ass [ __ ] everyone will be talking about it this isn't my first pass through the rumor mill I know the damage it can do then go on the record yeah he's he's talking about how when he first bought a house and they and they doxed them and everyone's like damn bro [ __ ] supposed Cape Crusader by the way owns a house okay the [ __ ] right here right now and stop it you need to get out ahead of this your side is what matters not wild speculation on the record then whenever you're ready whoever fabricated these lies about my family they will get what they deserve understood that's exactly what the people of Gotham need to hear this is going to look so bad I don't give a [ __ ] fake news that's all I got you're going to beat this Bruce the Wayne's always when she says you're going to beat this she means you know you know what she means come out on top goodbye miss rail the ways always come out on top okay come on now SEO I hate to admit it but everyone smells smoke a fire is heading this way Batman has made plenty of enemies but my family we've done nothing but support Gotham even in its Darkest Days yeah why won't these [ __ ] people adore me further I'm a billionaire godamn it yeah why won't these [ __ ] people support me like I supported Gotham when I literally have a singular Monopoly on every [ __ ] industry in Gotham from Healthcare to electronics to ecommer to entertainment these [ __ ] peasants don't know who the [ __ ] I am on the anniversary of your parents it's not a coincidence Harvey's the district attorney he should have told me this was coming then find out why he didn't again oh it's on the anniversary of your parents classic a warrant what the hell's going on wait does this have to do with what the reporters were talking about this morning yeah someone's coming after me let's avoid making another scene shall We The Press is already up my ass as it is mayor Hill authorize this yeah then the cops raid my house taking everything related to Wayne Enterprises computers hard drives files son of a [ __ ] you're the Goddamn da hary I didn't know about this I swear I would never trust a DA that's this yaked by the way it's like bro hit the books okay instead of hitting the gym the [ __ ] are you doing bro he's just too hot to be a DA he's too yaked it's like have you decriminalized steroid because it seems like you're taking quite a few you know Hill totally blindsided me on this one God damn it okay I I believe you Harvey mayor Hill's trying to screw us both over with this move then he's made two enemies I just don't get it why would Hill stick his neck out over this just to tangle you up in some frivilous investigation it just doesn't make sense I mean what could he possibly hope to accomplish other than a few cheap headlines do you think Falcone could be behind it he didn't seem too thrilled after the fundraiser oh God what a mess Bruce I wish I could just make this go away but I'm not sure if I can if I get in the way of this investigation he'll would be able to spin it as a conflict of interest and that wouldn't be good for either of us it would jeopardize the entire campaign you should probably distance yourself from me me what no no I can't do that well you may have to don't say that you there you are hey you sorry I got a habit of being late what no no just glad you made [Music] it oh my God oh my God oh my God bro bro when I saw her with a black eye I thought like oh my God you know Harvey Den has an abuse problem only to realize that that's Catwoman bro you didn't tell me you were bringing a friend to dinner this is Selena I hope I'm not interrupting anything just election nonsense I'm Bruce Wayne so you are pleasure to meet you Miss Kyle it's a strong grip you've got there oh [ __ ] yo he's a horny horny my boy is starving dude he literally gripped it he's like it's been long since I felt the touch of a woman oh God I'm not going to fall oh right sorry Selena's new to town I've been showing her around Gotham introducing her to people you're an excellent tour guide Harve well if I lose the election I guess I can drive one of those double-decker tour buses around town so miss KY what brings you to Gotham business let's just hope she stays after what happened last night I was mugged I'm just angry I let that masked freak get away with all my stuff I still can't believe I let you walk home alone well I sure hope whatever he took wasn't too valuable actually it was that's probably long gone by now whatever that idiot took my hope not these were important materials oh sensitive very I don't know how I'm going to explain this to my client when things like this happen in my line of work people tend to overreact what is it they you do so what do you do for living it's complicated high risk High reward ah stock market huh something like that at least I'm not the only one who's taken a beating that press conference o we've got it under control do you I'll handle it someone at my office has to know what's going on bro I can't believe I'm cucking this dude after he's mogging me every [ __ ] frame I am getting mogged by him so hard oh he left us alone it's j son it's so over good thing I never do anything horrible to [ __ ] the da Harvey d other than have sex with his girl I guess you know nothing else obviously you don't say anything please we'll see this explains a lot actually how you can afford the fancy armor the toys wouldn't Harvey be surprised not to mention everyone in this Cafe sorry about the black eye it's not the first time a man's hit me sorry to hear that don't worry I'm not going to expose you yet I'm curious about something though I do what I do for money but you're Bruce Wayne what's your excuse I have to but you why take the RIS I'm the good guy dude what is happening here dude my reason is I'm very mentally ill and not dealing with the trauma of my parents dying a a lifetime ago in the best way possible I'm the good guy CTE dialogue op options yeah I think you know enough already the rest is my secret and here I was thinking we were starting to get somewhere how disappointed you have something that belongs to me I want it back this is awkward for me I'm used to robbing people not the one being robbed who hired you to break into the mayor's office my clients prefer to remain confidential they don't know who I am I don't know who they are but you know who I am these people I'm working for they don't screw around if I fail to deliver that drive it's going to cost a lot more than money well looks like you've made your bed no we've made this bed and I'm not going to lie in it alone oh come on you owe me if they don't get what they want there will be consequences all right you want my help you got it I'll come in bed with you you can give me back the drive not possible listen I don't have a lot of time my employer is expecting me to drop it off where just give it back the address now no give me the drive you're just going to have to trust me I don't do trust I guess I'm screwed either way my contact he'll be expecting a cat not a bat when are you supposed to meet him 15 minutes ago better hurry everything okay here you tell me I have my people working on it we're going to straighten everything out I feel better already sorry but I've got to run so soon aren't you going to stay for a drink yeah Bruce stay for a drink I'd love to but I've got another appointment and I really don't want to be late for it oh all right then don't forget to change into your suit dude what the [ __ ] Harvey suspects it Harvey suspects it dude Harvey knows he's getting cucked even though he's [ __ ] yaked to the gills dude Harvey's like I didn't hit those [ __ ] extra reps of the G for no goddamn reason the warehouse no sign of cat wait why is it night time now it's quiet the sound of an ambush stay on guard thanks Alfred that's really good advice man I was planning on not being on guard what the [ __ ] this wasn't a hand off it was a massacre how many I'd have to count the pieces oh good lord who could have done such a thing that's what I'm going to find out Gordon East Side docks Warehouse 133 bro they're going to frame the bat it's over the bat's going to get [ __ ] framed for this too [Music] come on bat use your goddamn intuition it's a volatile chemical potential psychoactive nerve agent vile stuff be very very careful with that who knows what effects it may have have the computer catalog the compound for further analysis as you wish nothing left to bury bro this is like lowkey [ __ ] extra gruesome whatever exploded did so with enough Force to obliterate the person standing next to it the chemicals themselves were inert not explosive well it appears to have made a pretty big boom I'll see what I can piece back together something was here when the explosion [Music] occurred I've seen these outfits before yeah when you beat their asses hold up I got to pee I'm finally trying cutie Cinderella's cookie the the thing that she made it's so [ __ ] good scotcharoo she fire same mercs that broke into City Hall the canister exploded sending shrapnel right through the container door for once I'm glad you arrived after the heist your armor wouldn't have protected you against that white rose Falcone's calling card he's been busy as of late send the drones hunting I want to know his every move good thinking sir you know he uses those drones for Israel he sells those drones to is face slashed throat torn open so not natural causes then Skyline Club the burnt cop is crazy this is extra gruesome bro man's been badly burned but the damage seems to origin it from inside his skull what did this what the [ __ ] what oh sensors say it's an incendiary route phosphorus residue this could have superheated the contents of the canister causing the aforementioned boom blood broken Nails bits of human flesh a cop shredded this Merc to Pieces barehanded God what would cause someone to do that the nerve agent could make them psychotic we have fent fenel on them [Music] someone drove off after the explosion how do I connect the incendiary bullet though H canisters were stored here canisters of what banel this [ __ ] cop Kryptonite son it's a cop the force grows thinner every day phenomenal deductive reasoning skills Batman bro I am [ __ ] up the whole crime scene like it's crazy looks like a bullet started this a normal bullet couldn't have caused that explosion doesn't appear normal the point of entry is melted [Music] find a connection the bullet that killed the cop is the same type that blew up the canister well I'm sure they didn't find that at a local gun stor it appears military have you put it together yes Falcone leaving his Rose here this is a message Dead Cops stolen chemicals he's making a big move that's it that's your deduction that's insane wow one of his snipers with an incendiary bullet causing it to superheat and explode this may have been a distraction or a way of destroying evidence cops moved in to stop the theft Falcone's men gunned him down then things turned Grim possibly due to the psychoactive nerve agent a cop ripped up a merc's face with his bare hands and was put down same sniper same type of bullet looks like Falcone's men got what they wanted and escaped have you located the shooter no but based on two impact trajectories the canister and the dead cop the shooter could only have a clear shot from there there or there and would have contaminated himself with the phosphorus residue program the skimmers to pick up that signature right away sir both targets could have been shot from here but no phosphorous Trace he definitely sold those to Israel yeah Batman you know Batman has the the latest and greatest en uh extraction tag phosphorous Spike clear vantage point we have a winner P stains dude this is the right spot so where did he go what do you mean he got out of the window I think damn he was blasting a Siggy killing time H it killing time Trace stops here then he should be nearby found him time to go to work wait what why would he be why would he be alive don't make me add your corpse to this graveyard alone why did he do this I I ain't telling you nothing Italians you you can't make me talk a I ain't telling you jack you trying to scare a confession out of me I won't break your bones will wait we're just torturing people what the [ __ ] isn't Batman like a goody [ __ ] about you you're freaking animal time to live up to my reputation you know you can bleed to death without ever spilling a drop all on the inside tell me the plan or I start swinging dick dick hit him in the dick oh I can hit him in the face tell me that caboman supposed to hand over a drive had the container number we needed but she flaked so we had to find it ourselves container by container someone must have heard us called the cops we were told no Witnesses my risk open war with the gcpd some kind of chemicals Falone wanted him what are the chemicals for we were paid to steal him not ask questions I start and keep breaking until you answer the chemicals there some kind of explosive a weapon I don't know Fone said he'd use him soon used where that's all I know no wonder people think that torture Works bro here is someone who is like supposed to be a [ __ ] good guy literally torturing a dude when like in the real world it demonstrably is a failure but like no wonder dumb asses think torture is like perfectly valid and good swear I swear I told you everything I know you'll never hold a gun steady again oh oh God Jesus Christ these are cops get an ambulance in here think I need to call the coroner instead now put up your hands don't move Batman what did you do to him don't move he confessed to everything it's how you got it I'm worried about you have the right to remain silent Gordon I said silent if you say another a word I will shoot you I don't care if half the city thinks you're a hero right now you're a suspect put down the gun detective I'm on your side oh yeah it doesn't look like it it will when you hear what I have to say Falcone stole a shipment of chemicals appears to be a weaponized nerve agent causes people to go I kind of like that Batman is unhinged like it gives me the option to just be insane is that crazy I kind of like that where I'm just like yeah I just tortur this [ __ ] suspect what are you going to do about it I'll break your [ __ ] arm too [ __ ] berserk turn violent we need to act before he releases it I got a task force on it you already have one you're taking this too far Bruce Batman now talk the dude who picked the security job just to feed his family oh true snapped him turn violent as if he ain't the most violent person in the city yeah literally I am a menace bro I am literally a problem Persona of a bat but you're not an animal you nearly killed a man tonight oh I just broke his arm bro chill Alfred your parents didn't raise you this way way and neither did I he's still alive isn't he and in the hospital next time it might be the morg especially now during this Preposterous attack on your family you must show the world the true nature of a Wayne giving everything to the city and bones heal the death of my parents is forever yeah I could break as many bones as I want after all my parents were killed remember then being murdered for it my thoughts exactly every oh my God he literally did say that oh my God oh my God I didn't even realize he was literally in the process of saying those words that is crazy he's so [ __ ] one not Batman is a villain dude growing up is realizing Batman is a [ __ ] villain oh my God time you leave this cave you're a good man Bruce good just like your parents don't lose that I don't mean to be a guttering old Fool on the subject but as a friend the burden of advice falls on me trust me I won't lose my way it's quite understandable to Stray From the Path now and again so long as you you can find your way back you bury the person Bruce but you never bury the memory sometimes I wish I could that night that Alleyway it made me who I am I can't get it out of my head that is your gift and your curse being Batman can allow you to turn back okay how many times are we going to talk about his [ __ ] dead p par dude seriously no no there's got to be a limitation like I know it's a meme oh every Batman like every Batman IP has to has to make a mention of the of the dead parents but it's crazy it's crazy how much he's brought it up this is literally chapter five of the first episode of this season and he has brought it up like every 30 to 40 seconds which is I don't know what the [ __ ] going on there you know what I mean the tide of treachery that's reached this city Shores or drown you in its sorrow when you doubt your fate remember why you started all this remember that boy in the alley tear them up ion forget neither will I why is that an option well back into the fry again Batman is fascist par Excellence he diss constitutional rights entirely chooses might overwrite and rules Jud judiciously through violence the Wayne's wait corruption rumors tarnish Wayne family Legacy the Waynes have long been considered one of Gotham's most respected families but new allegations have tied family patriarch Dr Thomas Wayne who his wife Martha Martha to the illegal business dealing of the Falcone crime family is true if possible blah blah blah that would be a blow to air Bruce Wayne while there's been no comment on the allegations from Wayne he did hold a private meeting with the Falcone crime family Batman Tangles with mass k at top City Hall wait where the [ __ ] the where's the article that that my my girlfriend wrote this ain't it is it no this juliia Martens well looks like that egg finally cracked and inside mayor Hill was hiding more than I could have imagined I'm glad you're covering this this is a complete manifest criminal organization what in the world was Hill doing with all this illegal arms dealing drug running mob hits money laundering Falcone's been involved in everything you see dad's name on any of these documents I'll run a search but so far I don't this is it Alfred with this proof we can finally knock out Falcone's organization where would we possibly begin to dismantle it this is a police matter there's only one cop we can trust to handle this evidence correctly Lieutenant Gordon he could mobilize the entire police force against Falcone what about that reporter from The Gazette Vicki yes uh Miss Vil she could release this evidence through proper channels I suppose it comes down to who you want to help most or who you think could do the most good oh my God I want Vicky because I'm thinking with my with my PP but I feel like James is James Gordo Gordo is probably going to be the right option okay sexo run show fa in me she cares about the truth she'll get the story out the way we're sex maxing we're sex maxing wise decision sir we'll attack Falcone on two fronts tonight Vicki through the media and Batman by any means necessary whatever Falcone is planning It Ends Tonight he's a spider Bruce eyes everywhere a dense web of goons poised to trap you no one has ever managed to bring him down I haven't tried yet spider marks this this is big you drop a bomb like this there's going to be Fallout that not even Falcone can survive why give it to me then you don't know how much I appreciate it but you're a Wayne you could have given it to anyone I want to turn the entire city against Falcone the media the public the police once the story drops every single person and connected with Falcone will turn their back on him what this could do for the city my career I'm just wondering what the cost is going to be sexo it'll be worth it I don't know Bruce Falcone doesn't like bad press if I run this story I put a price on my head the next time my name appears in the media God it might be an obituary I'll protect you I promise prise oh chivalrous but unnecessary you're not Batman yo crime in the city it's a Hydra you cut off one head three more appear in its place I know unless we kill the Beast once and for all but who's even capable of that if we don't act fast that void will be filled by someone far worse oh my God e imagine if I said Harvey it's like it's like why are you trying to get [ __ ] for your boy like that like you're right there okay okay honestly though it is pretty weird it is pretty weird thinking about this cuz like if you look at this from a materialist framework it's like we know how crime manifests right it is a direct consequence of socioeconomic conditions meanwhile this conversation is purely be being had on the boundaries of idealistic Notions like oh we can just like eliminate crime by fighting it directly and often times physically when the answer is a third thing right it's not dialectical materialism it's not like [ __ ] solving poverty it's making sure that there's not a single Italian left in the city like that's literally what it is that's how you're supposed to do it and many people don't want to take that necessary step of the mass expulsion of Italians Batman's a symbol of Hope and that is better than any army if Gotham can rally around him right now he's just a monster of the weak it's a good thing you gave this to me instead of the police could end up buried in some evidence locker and not on every screen and Gotham where it belongs public okay don't talk [ __ ] about Gordo okay don't talk [ __ ] about G he probably would have done a better job with this situation okay I'm only here cuz I'm horny down Falone not a bullet though after my story runs he might get that too I'll be seeing you Bruce AAP means Gordo too yeah jokes like this is why I subscribe for so long no you subscribe because at the top of the hour there's a 3 minute ab break you son of a [ __ ] yeah that's right here's the three out break now our hunt the drones located Falcone downtown a place called The Skyline Club that's czy for that kind of party well I can always change in the car wait what bro what happens when you take that [ __ ] to Jiffy Lube excuse me like what happens when you're like yeah I got to I got to send this one to get [ __ ] maintenance and then all of a sudden they accidentally [ __ ] turn on the [Music] weapons hey I was fixing your [ __ ] carburetor turn out you got a [ __ ] rocket launcher up in here dude it's stuck classic problem with a Batmobile the drone's cameras and scanning Tech are fully functional all right let's find Falcone good point of [Music] entry tell me another what's the difference between the mafia and city council I don't know aren't they the same thing only one of them is organized oo you're cute so uh are you alone no not anymore of that damn damn they trying to [ __ ] cameras the entire floor is under surveillance you'll be detected as soon as you enter no time for subtlety where's Nikki in lock up again Christ Kimmy what did they pinch him for now some hit down at the Docks Nikki no I didn't think he was a hatchet man you and me both well does he got an alibi honey I'm always his Alibi damn dude this is the pvest Drone [ __ ] of all time you make your rounds yeah no broken bones still healing from the last time I bet all it took was a couple of C notes this time nice and easy nice and easy my ass I know you burned powder tonight the whole city can smell it the white rose Falcone symbol a red rose after tonight damn he's saying he's going to paint the [ __ ] entire room with blood dude what the hell nothing here that's it that's as best as you're going to get about Modern Art nothing here this suck that's the most heavily guarded door in the building got to be Falcone's Hideout well it won't be as easy as ringing the doorbell four armed guards stealth not an option I'll put together a plan of attack sees the Drone no one sees the Drone couple of options for taking this guy down I don't even know we're planning this [ __ ] ahead of time that's crazy oh link him to modern art oh pick up the modern art and just kill him with it oh my God oh my God [Music] what is my teeth nothing nothing to see here just W just me trick any ideas I've got it covered out yeah throw him off the roof not a big deal what upper balcony oh I'm going to I'm going to tag him up there I'm going to zip time Bruce have you formulated your plan of attack I'm going in very good sir your turn to crash his party this is so incredibly unhinged God Batman is so psychopathic what I just did I break his neck wait what wait I'm not even doing the thing I said I was going to do oh my God he's dead he's so dead it's the B it's the bad [Applause] [Music] dude what the [ __ ] bye-bye goddamn circus freak oh [ __ ] he killed his own guys show yourself you got no godddamn right up here h what the [Music] [ __ ] what what no way wait bro I just what I just banged him straight in the spine bro what the [ __ ] Batman doesn't kill he just permanently he just permanently scars [ __ ] he just gives them he just wounds them permanently like Alters the trajectory of their lives he names them you can't sneak up on me EMP [Music] armed yeah you think that's going to work I'm going to light up this whole godamn oh my god get your goddamn hands off on my stay down Falcone we can end this now you got a lot to learn kid what the [ __ ] explosives armed f fire went ready wait you had that the whole time bro we just IDF this man that's crazy Batman is literally Israel bro dare yourself the pain old man yeah I've been through worse have you the chemicals where are they what I found your calling card at the Docks the white Roes you think I wanted to lead you here yeah something WS about this whole thing and I did a dead B what is he doing if he stabbed me I'd let him go and he'd fall off still want to play games we're all being played here including you those chemical here so R up about they're mine all right but someone is trying to cut me out of the deal because I did not make that mess at the dock then who did no with that Gotham's watching now go ahead give him a show I'll be walking free by tomorrow morning brutalize that's crazy I'm not going to brutal Gotham will hear of this wait that's crazy that's crazy bad guy Behavior that's literally bad guy behavior in broad daylight that is literally the better option I don't even want to know what the brutalized option is that's crazy this is oh my God am I crazy or is Batman actually a bad guy I I feel like like when you watch this when you play this are you supposed to feel like I'm doing the good thing right now I genuinely don't understand it because it unironically is he's he is not a good guy at all like I feel as though the bad option the brutalized option was going to be me sticking him like me permanently putting him in a wheelchair by sticking his spine directly through one of those [ __ ] beams like steel beams that's sticking out which is insane well you still can it's the Wes they're behind all this what do you mean you want to save this city well the wayes are the biggest gangsters in Gotham oh my God thanks for the assist now we only have to take one of you down open fire what the [ __ ] bro there's everyone is just so bad the cops are literally so gungho that was accurate that's like low accurate the how NYPD [Music] operates they almost mag dumped Falone fire and smoke could reportedly be seen from street level tonight the Skyline Club how many chapters are in the [ __ ] episode epis by the way how many chapters in Batman Telltale episode one is 2 hours long 50 chapters per okay everybody shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up I've been playing this game for like three hours dude I I honestly I think I'm like doubling up on the the run time like this is the first episode out of five and it's supposed to be 2 hours long and the amount of [ __ ] yapping I include with Paw and II I literally have made this game into a at least 3 to 4 Hour session Mafia hangout in downtown Gotham was the arena for a clash between the notorious Batman and alleged mob boss Carmine Falcone who was found dangling over a 50 story drop bet Falcone loved that view though I'd say the Crime Boss getting his is well overdue Falcone has slipped through the laws GR for year I like the breaking news Chiron is Just Jack Ryder breaking news Jack Ryder sweeping surveillance law set to pass monitor citizens 247 after this dramatic arrest and a stunning expose by Gazette reporter Vicky Vil Falcone's going away for a long long time and speaking of newly uncovered criminal dealings this brings me to the story everyone is talking about the Wayne family for Generations the Big W on the Wayne Enterprises Tower was a reassuring sight you knew that there was something pure at the heart of Gotham that this city for all its faults was built by good people but with Thomas and Martha's shining reputation called into question we no longer have such assurances and even why would any Beed it seems the Apple hasn't fallen far from the tree Gotham's greatest son Bruce Wayne seen here in the company of gangsters may be just as crooked as his parents in his defense Wayne fired back saying whoever fabricated these lies about my family they will get what they deserve understood in a world where the wayes our golden family are corrupt who are we left with who can gothamites look up to the Batman did I just get [ __ ] clip chimp bro did they just clip chimp my ass are you for real right now are you actually for [ __ ] [ __ ] real that's crazy I didn't even shake his hand bro you know they're [ __ ] chirping on the subreddits right now like oh you see him you see him next to the criminal that means he's a criminal too duh obviously [ __ ] Falls you into the game yeah the media is still bad bro they're posting my ass on [ __ ] way stream fail only time we'll tell meanwhile we'll keep digging for the truth but the prominent feeling throughout Gotham is that the Wayne's time in the sun is ending a suit a car this entire cave master Bruce everything I built I created all of this because I didn't want any more innocent people to die he's being cancelled he's being cancelled God he's so emo and so lame the truth about my parents then what the hell did we do this for Bruce I what have you been hiding from me Alfred bro he's got issues dude he's got [ __ ] rage issues man he needs to chill out bro dresses like the bat huh yeah did you stick up for Harvey in front of Falcone did you provide a quote for Vicki's story 85% provided a quote did you break the dock Shooter's arm oh [ __ ] only 40 48% brutally broke the doc Shooter's arm ensuring that he'd never be able to hold a gun straight again oh my God only 27% gave Vicky Veil the data oh no oh the horny [Music] option that's [ __ ] up when your parents died they left me as caretaker of their estate their son and their secrets no I'm not one is this chapter 2 is this episode 2 am I getting into episode two now cuz I'm not going to play episode 2 or is this the end of the is the preview oh I don't want to do next time on Batman that's spoilers that's spoilers that's spoiler that's spoiler that's spoiler is so good you better play tomorrow no I 100% will dude are you kidding me I'm I'm invested as [ __ ] I'm super invested it's a phenomenal game but anyway I love you guys and I will see you tomorrow as always okay peace everybody see you tomorrow for more Batman and Beyond [Music] [Music]

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Published: Tue May 21 2024