IT'S FINALLY TIME | Disco Elysium - Episode 1

disco alium for those of you who don't know is probably the the most socialist video game of all time a lot of inside baseball a lot of jokes I've personally uh have not played this on stream but I did play it off stream it's one of my favorite games it is one of the most political games of all time it is one of the most socialist games of all time sodomize the land owners a lot of inside baseball a lot of memes taxes are racist and also in a very socialist way it is incredibly dark this game is very similar to Telltale Games The Walking Dead but imagine instead of The Walking Dead we are personally walking in the ashes of a communist revolutionary dystopian future okay we can do a thinker extremely intelligent very bad with people knows interesting facts comes up with original ideas sensitive very psychological I think I went physical on my first run create your own I don't want to create my own dude y'all are crazy dude sensitive very psychological a Magnetic Personality but unstable might begin to lose his mind physical extremely physical interacts with the world through his body gets things done but dumb as a rock thinker extremely intelligent very bad with people knows interesting facts comes up with original ideas you're doing a poll okay let's see which archetype should I go with other than custom because that's dumb thinker sensitive or physical first poll of the [ __ ] day boys don't ruin it now okay seems to me like sensitive winds it's the inlet Empire trait that is probably why people want it the furies are at home in the mirror it is their address even the clearest water if deep enough can drown in there is nothing only warm primordial Blackness your conscious ferments in it no larger than a single grain of malt you don't have to do anything anymore ever never ever and an audient time passes it is utterly void of struggle no Ex-Wives are contained within it an awareness creeps up on you a mass lies hidden in your dead angle soaking in some luid acidic Source it's bloed and shameful all of meat surrounding you this is a terrible line of questioning and it will only lead to more awareness of the meat thing ex love ex tenderness it is foolish of you to resurface to the loss not after all the damage you've suffered to get here some of it irreversible sty s with me through the abyss of alagic Z no I want to get off now I like pain and burning light and wanting things from people who don't want to give them to me really don't be naive of course not I want to sail the inky Blackness until forever ends I do let me off is my second playthrough but what am I going for I'm basically [ __ ] going for Madness and Chaos let me you wouldn't like it if I told you what was back there why' you think you had to plon yourself into Oblivion or did you not sense yourself marinating poured so much on yourself got to be carried away did we Chef I played uh physical last time an apprehension you should ask what's out there first succeeded easy wait I did this to myself tell me what's waiting for me yes your one disco mother tell me what's waiting for me there's this giant ball there an evil apes and evil apes are juking it out on the ball you're one of them it's basically all just evil Apes juking it out on a giant ball how small are the a is me small how big as the ball make out it's a ball when you're joking it out it's that large and this duing it out I keep hearing about what's that hying for resources it's just a stupid expression you picked up somewhere the part of the presentation you want to take home with you is this you have to beat the other eval Apes in the face or you lose for those of you who don't understand what's going on so far I'm having a conversation with my lyic system inside of me are different wolves both of them are gay all four or five different wolves I have inside of me are gay my lyic system is basically describing how the Earth Works you will find out soon enough exactly what's going on in this internal conversation that I'm having with myself I am drunk once again that's sad yes it is and you drowned in that sadness a long time ago what do you mean drowned you [Music] lost God I love this game so much [Music] what a beautiful man he is what a be I've never played this on uh on the computer so I have no idea how it's going to work but this Magnum siiz bottle of commodore R is empty looks like someone tore out the T while the song was playing it's real the real tape player is still on rolling empty this fan has two chain pull switches one ends in a tiny fan the other in a light bulb a truly horrific neck Tire somehow attached itself to one of the blades or has it been consigned there as punishment you feel as though this creature is your friend and wants to reattach itself to your neck so that you may continue your adventures together in This Strange World savoir Fair medium tent grab the tie you reach out to grab the tie but what's this diffuse radiating chest pain Doom you faed we took our first L chat this is bad feels like sharp Stones grinding in your chest and keeping you from for quite a long time still ongoing now is a good time to start worrying finally the pressure recedes you find yourself covered in cold sweat and trying not to move hoping it will keep you from dying BL squeak into a halt it should be easier to reach the tie now you swoop up and catch the tie snap it's released from the blade warning warning the neck tie is no no longer contained what you have in your hand is a fantastically colorful tie with four or five different patterns the not reminds you of a noose a terrible mistake turn the lights off immediately you can practically feel it's just a little hangover induced photosensitivity don't overreact the lights are off you hear a jingle keys are clinking in the pocket of your flare cut pants it says whirling in rags on the aluminium key ring there is a single key on the ring the number one is etched on it it should open the door is this socialist DND kind of why can't the window stands broken in its frame Cold Wind Blows in what do you mean assess the damage how would you do that God what are you even trying to do the morning light hurts your eyes it's hazy but you see the ocean and some War torn buildings there is more I must Venture onto here Beyond take the shirt you see bottles on a bathtub wine beer and sweet Liquors oh dude wait hold on before I do that let me take this as well white satin shirt jacket a spirit de white satin shirt pants I have keys and a necktie a horrific one now this is the important part A miror hangs above a bent and broken sink in a fierce discharge of masculine energy someone has ripped half the foret off hot water sprays from the base and steam covers the mirror you cannot see yourself just the outline of a suddenly you realize you have no memory of the face that awaits you there underneath the soft Vapor should I do it really nothing really all recollection of the person you are the people in your life and even the the world you're in has drowned in a sea of blood alcohol this was no mere night of drinking it was a deluge of world-ending proportions I'm wiping it as you slowly reach your hand towards the surface of the mirror abort you clearly have not thought this through you won't like what you see there and you will never unbecome it maybe I should touch it first make sure there's nothing wrong with my face there is definitely something wrong with it what where to begin there is the bloatedness then the swollenness it's like there's an upholstery of alcohol underneath your skin bet you are your nose feels like a small balloon in the middle of your face it hurts when you honk it it doesn't appear to be a particularly tiny nose either not with all the drinks it's absorbed for you at least my tongue is okay it's swollen and snail likee wriggling between your fingers wipe the mirror now the face you have no idea who this thing is do you is J lad of course I do it's some it's some kind of Superstar I think I'm a it appears you're also dead there's clearly rigamortus on your face oh wait is that an expression are you trying to make an expression with that face why I think I might it might be because I'm a super stop it's horrible you're scaring yourself no this is what superstars do you can't can you it's like it's not even voluntary anymore youve worn that grin into your face and now it won't come off what does it even mean what is the emotion you're trying to convey God I think I don't know it's indescribable I think it's supposed to look suggestive I'm afraid it's meant for the ladies please promise yourself you are not going to try it on any of the ladies whatever happens I promise but I'm Ling you liar you can't even tell the truth to yourself go ahead try something encyclopedia 1 formidable 13 dig deep into your mind to locate the source of the expression electrochemistry impossible 18 attempt to stop the expression from happening it's too late like an image on film the expression belongs to your primary motor cortex it would take a minor neurological miracle for you to cease producing it like the rest of you it comes from a bad place somewhere in the past that's all you know for now wait I found one shoe are you dead uh I am somewhere in between being dead and alive but pretty much I might as well be dead oh this music is so sick okay I can run [Music] now the calendar says it's March the year is 51 hello officer the young woman raises a cigarette to her lips turn your bloated face away from her beauty and just keep on walking uh no officer am I military person there's only one solution to this you're a businessman wait I know I'm a businessman chief executive officer right the young woman shakes her head slowly okay chief technical officer then no you're a police officer sir godamn right I'm a policeman don't you forget it I she means it she wouldn't defile Authority however sweaty and bloated it may look good now how did you know I was a police officer first I have to ask are you okay sir you look like you're about to throw up can I bring you something she's right something wants to come out through your mouth but you can keep it down because your body does not control you I'm fine answer the question sir you've been here for 3 days is on Official Police business as you put it what kind of business in truth so far mostly drinking I don't really remember being a cop or anything else for that matter why would anyone let me be an officer of the law suggestion challenging 12 try the expression on her let her know you want her physically the words have already left your mouth I want to have a [ __ ] with you [Laughter] you what was that that's not even how words are used what did you say come on say it again I said I wanted to have sex with you no you see that's not what you said you said come on man Freddy please don't back down now say what you said again proudly I said I want to have [ __ ] with you godamn right you did you crazy [ __ ] you what kind of cop are you I'm a cop of the Apocalypse Superstar cop it's been established I'm sorry I don't know why I said that you're pretty I'm sorry I'm the sorry cop I'm not sure I'm a cop at all I'm sure I sure don't remember being one I think I might have lied I'm going to go with number two okay that's cool or if I can just maybe ask you to elaborate in that super D him a tiny bit it means I'm a bloated old drug with sideburns and disco pants if I don't have a joke up my sleeve it's on me I sincerely think I'm a superstar it's a theory I'm developing I'm going to go with one I have certainly been entertained thank you whatever you are you should stick to it otherwise it's going to suck for you later when you have to interrogate me baddy that's a baddy right there that's a baddy right there [ __ ] this is not democracy I didn't do it didn't do what looks like she left a nice long stub in the ashtray it's still smoking all right let's go investigate let's use our investigative reporting skills to figure out where my [ __ ] shoe is oh my God the loading is still the smell of the sea makes you dizzy there they both are two identical shoes both copiously green and indiscriminately snakes skin reunited on your feet it's pretty clear a normal cop is not what you are good they're balanced comfy feels like the only good thing about you right now truth be [Music] told by the way the soundtrack is called horns of surrender meaning this played when Kami Revol failed you should pick that fat juicy cigarette butt from the tray light it up and smoke the living [ __ ] out of it the living been [ __ ] your meso limpic reward pathway does not mince words it wants smokes Am I who knows what you are a monster a murderer The Gnome of deroma you feel like a smoker especially when you look at that juicy succulent seductive cigarette stub still smoldering deliciously how very astute of you this renders it ineffectual you should look for a whole cigarette or better yet an entire pack strike that a carton make sure they're all healthy and able bodied then smoke them the idea seems to make your neck expand suddenly the garish tie feels very snug or you could not do that no one is making you chat what do we think 1 2 3 4 5 I should enthusiastically do that they'll make you stronger and better you're too old to be cool now but find cigarettes smoke them blam instantly a cool Renegade man a mystical red dragon with smoke rising from his nostrils plus smoking them gives massive bonuses side mission find smokes and smoke them the door is closed this door can only be opened with a key there is no answer you hear the shower being turned on a tremendous loneliness comes over you everybody in the world is doing something without you I'm So Alone why are you doing this don't do this to me Beauty don't abandon me in all of this ugliness the door is indifferent to your loneliness the world does not care still no answer still nothing you should punch a [ __ ] hole in it [ __ ] hole punch the door suppress the the m in your ears recedes slowly your breathing normalizes that's one lucky [Music] door this is the weekend edition of the satirical newspaper Trump tond dude when I was playing this on the switch it was goddamn unimaginably long the loading screens were so bad I could not like I could not comprehend how bad this sh the situation was and I still played it all the way through this is where the lyrics would be a big old karaoke mic just waiting for someone to sing into it speakers connected to the radio the music is seasoned you to in karaoke ha the first chance you get your emotions need to be expressed people need to know your vast Oceanic soul my soul's cubic continent is obscured by my hangover my soul is immense and it needs to be heard through a PA system by other people whether they like it or not Ram it up their ears says your adrenaline gland violently express yourself this goes well with a theory I'm developing that I'm a down on my luck Superstar person who is mistakenly identified as a cop for his prominent jawline Yes sounds likely you should probably go on stage and pose for a moment when you're done with this thought see if it works you have not yet stumbled on the right lamentation but it's out there it will come to you you will wreak havoc with it don't worry lamentation sound good Ser them right wipe that smirk off their face with your sad who's talking a demon or something yes who's laughing now and no no one you are the demon this is talking to you the entire game is you having a conversation with your inner demon you have to find something tragic to sing first though a man in his late 20s stands behind the counter inspecting a stuffed seabird as you approach he gives you a sideways glance then looks down again that was disain in his eyes even now he is purposely ignoring you looks like he's not a fan Oh no you're a hero a real hero cop am I or did you ride in take the body down solve the murder and not trash my hostile room I'm guessing I didn't do any of those things you're right you didn't and it's only taken you 3 days not to what have I been doing all that time have you seen me around no I haven't seen you around I'm not always here looks down again and keeps plucking at the bird looks at the stff biry the white and brown seabird lies among piles of coasters and drying mugs one of its wings broken the man is trying to mend it looks like the bird was ripped off the shield that was used to mount it most likely on a wall something about it makes you feel bitter what happened to the bird look your buddy is over there why don't you go and talk to him okay what do you mean my buddy he pretends not to hear you I think we know who did that to the bird we're about to meet one of the best characters of all time my goat a b speckled man in an orange bomber jacket is tapping his foot on the floor one of the best cops perhaps the only waiting for someone you Kim kitsurugi as you approach he Narrows his eyes and extends his hand in greeting if an assault were launched on this building right now if the windows Came Crashing Down and the whole world descended upon you this man would hurl himself in death's way to save you you are sure of this but why hold on who is he to be he is your half brother shake his hand i'm Kim kitsuragi Lieutenant prison 57 you must be from the 41st you you realize he's waiting for your name this is your chance to come up with a really good name for yourself get creative conceptualize I'm going to fail again Raphael ambrosus Gusto it's so cool you instinctively run your hand over the multi-patented silk of your time its slickness gives you comfort and don't worry Raphael ambrosus Casto is one classy name for one classy cop my name is Raphael ambrosus custo yes well it doesn't even process what you just said it looks like we had a little skiding error on Sunday Saturday too actually have you had time to talk to the manager here you mean him not towards the cafeteria manager yeah just talk to him if you don't mind we should talk to him again ask him for a rundown of the area not that I'm here as well I understand the in is out back right it also wouldn't hurt to assure him the police are finally here in full force I mean have you mapped out the initial interviews I haven't okay we'll have time for that after we take a look at the coroner's case have you removed the dead body from the tree no so the body is still in the tree this is the first time you detect a weariness in the Lieutenant's voice it is obvious he would have preferred for the body to no longer be in the tree where it has been hanging for 7 days straight we should go there as soon as we are done talking to the owner how can you be so sure if I'm the believer I was sent here to meet a detective from prison 41 you have the Insignia of the citizens militi on your sleeve and on your back I suppose you could be impersonating him you could have gotten the in from the black market or forged it but for now I'm going to set those possibilities aside I'm not from the Inspector General you said Insignia these white rectangles you mean yes but they're just white rectangles just white rectangles they bear hogen waterm Mark with the letters RCM and a pattern resembling the street grid of rashal West I would ask you to step into the headlights of my motor Carriage but again it's none of my concern I just need you to do your job but shouldn't I have a badger something you mean you don't have a badge it was not on me when I woke up identification card is a serious matter my vehicle has a short wave you can use it to report your badge missing I would advise you to locate it as quickly as possible but getting the body down should still take precedence but I can't remember anything I can't see you drank last night and the night before and that you're still drunk now but I have seen officers go through worse much worse much worse like one time I saw an officer at the top of the hour be forced to watch the 3-minute ad break if you need something for your headache there is a general store nearby but as I said the dead body should be our number one concern a painkiller would be good about now this thing is pulsating with discomfort the best cure for a headache is of course morphine they won't have that so cigarettes will have to do after you officer yes very nice hello sweetie a Lena the crypto zoologist wife wait who's sweetie does that mean you like me you're a handsome man officer with your mustache and your chisel jaar and that silly dimple on your chin so I guess the expression does work [ __ ] you you're not for me I'm too old and too married besides damn it just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you another time and place she might have flirted back but that ship sailed long ago you must forgive me I'm getting so scatterbrained I completely forgot to introduce myself I'm Lena my husband Morel and I are staying with our friend Gary just down the street but I come here for tea when they're away this Lena is wacky enough for the m crew hire her on the spot how'd you like to roll with me whatever do you mean I want you to be my wheelchair partner in fighting crime reading backyards of corpses catching sequence Killers sequence Killers oh my but I think you already have a partner sweetie a partner who needs you to help him get a corpse down from a tree Kim of course but I forgot I had yes and it seems to me that you do well to stick close to him he has the look of an upstanding officer of the law someone you can lean on and sweetie you are looking unsteady and even if he weren't there I don't think you'd have much use for me why three heads are better than two thank you but martines isn't the most whe chair accessible place you see I'd slow you down a perhaps another time you seem to be in a chair of course dear good luck with your case what is this Royal pinball machine that's unplugged a sign reads mes Hol is reserved for union members door open [Music] at600 a man with unimpressive beard notices you approaching he drops Mr G right yes I I am Kim kitsuragi from prison 57 this is an interdistrict investigation so joining me from prison 41 right now I know it took us a while to arrive at the scene it also took you a while to call us and report that buddy it was you who played the call yes no I only just got here it was probably Sylvie who called you she usually works the bar here I'm only temporarily taking over her duties do you have her number as a matter of fact I do you said you just got here from where are you a local how's the game so far it's it's phenomenal I live in Jamrock I only sometimes come here to keep an eye on the place this is just one of the many many cafeterias I manage the Choo boys are not on the Final Cut I didn't want to play the original vo where the Choo boys are voice acting because the original game unfortunately doesn't have any of this other stuff there's no voice acting in in any of this other stuff normally this is the full game where there's full-blown voice acting but you still know your way around yes in case we need directions yes I know where some things are but as I said I don't live here I just used to work here and I'm not going to start working here again if that's what you think I didn't imply that detective yes I have everything you oh do you mean do I have questions yes yes he means do you have questions for me like a police officer would where exactly behind this building there's a courtyard they hoisted him up on a tree there and how do we get there then that's easy see that door there first you exit through that then to your right you should see a big hole in the fence a really big one you can get to the Courtyard through there no need for the keys the hole is big enough for the Franco Nigerian Cavalry to fit through does he want you to feel guilty of making that hole it's implied in his voice who killed him I don't know who killed him I'm not the police that's your job did you crazy of course I didn't kill him suddenly you T up blood is being pushed to your muscles you should Hound him on this Hound him hard the prey drive says did you kill him God I didn't you can tell me God you killed him right I didn't I don't appreciate this what is this why did you have to kill him do I have to answer him is this mandatory the lieutenant stands motionless his expression unreadable did he hurt you is that why did you get some kind of sick kick out of killing him what are you an idiot I told you I haven't killed anyone anyone have you killed someone else then he ignores you why did Sylvie go away she went away because none of your business fine extra fine are you the bartender no I'm not the bartender I'm the cafeteria manager he's very animated all of a sudden this is clearly a touchy subject for him you look like a bartender that period of my life is over not everyone who stands behind a counter is a bartender okay what's the difference I have three cafeterias I manage three it's go that's all not so fast you owe me 130 Royale no one is saying the multi-pattern nectar you found tied to the ceiling fan can talk no one it must be merely imagination but let's bail time to push the eject button sounds like a responsibility you don't like those no don't listen to him it's Madness just talk slip away on notice one moment you're running like the wind then you've suddenly turned around and are giving him the finger furiously with both hands why [ __ ] you [ __ ] watch out [Applause] critical failure everything goes dark back so soon I had an accident it was no accident those were disco moves from your spinal cord the spinal cord has yet to reveal itself to you it's mystery are Unholy Mysteries wow there's more of you hidden I'm so cool I don't know that just comes off as a lazy effort at reconceptualizing the antics of a shambling drug if it comes off like that it's because it is and you are how's it going out there are the tiny Apes screaming about got money yet I think the tiny Apes have started screaming yes did one of these tiny Apes have a pale green face yes it's a joke sweetie I didn't actually think you saw the kind green ape of Sal Safra in a hostel in martines that would be ridiculous are you no you have sustained a trauma to your lower neck in addition you have strained your left trapezius muscle pain surges down your back when you move I'm not very okay are you all right oh I'm fine he just tripped over my chair check on him sir I didn't I didn't mean for this to happen I'm sorry this has always been a cop friendly Place nice the drinks are on the house okay there were a lot of drinks on the tab I still have to charge you for three nights and the Broken Window though H that's 100 Square thank you for your cooperation see we turn our L's into W's here don't thank me yet you still owe me 100 Royale if you don't have it by tonight I just can't let you up there but and for God's sake watch out for yourself by the way where is Home the address is coming up blank and this place sure isn't it do I even have one but you've been at this hostel cafeteria for only three nights where were you before you had to be somewhere I don't know near South maybe you don't really know do you I don't does this mean I'm homeless South maybe doesn't sound like somewhere you can stay if you run out of money but I trace the way back somehow how to extract the to exact street the exact number in a building I'll live in a dumpster I don't care [ __ ] everything hobo cop entertain the thought when you get the time maybe being a hobo and a cop has its advantages I don't I've never done a hobocop run but I guess maybe I will this game Probably sounds so weird to people who are uninitiated like who have no idea what the [ __ ] going on here like it just probably sounds so looks and sounds so [ __ ] insane sleeping dock worker on the counter rolled out of his open hand you see there is only one way to awake this bone Idol from his Slumber roar like a hurricane rip the buildings from the earth wake up this is an order I am the law find a yelling man you're alive you looked out for the count you looked out for the count right there what no he was just sleeping what do you want officer officer even after a rude awakening this stock worker respects the police more than they usually do at least tell me about the Wild Pine that's the name of my employer I work in logistics he doesn't sound too enthusiastic about this how's that going how's it going haven't you noticed what's going on outside I've almost never been outside of this building dude we're in the middle of a strike down at the arbor trying a for some sense into the Executive Board of wild Pines for one I get us some more shut in the Mars right to work right to sleep I say why are you sleeping here while the others are out striking they got it measure head's got it he's guarding the gate measure or just getting some sleep Chad you're going to lose your [ __ ] mind when you measure says measurehead implies ultimate trust in this head recker's physical prowess he seems like a worthy rival you should slay him who's behind the organizing the strike we are the workers the union we know what we need what's right for us you mean there's no leader okay I guess there is also Ard he's in charge of the Union he's smart knows how to negotiate he's got our back what about the dead body in the yard yeah what about it you seem cool with it do you have many of those hanging from the trees here you know people die here every day someone's found in a Dutch another one Falls in a mano a third one gets eaten by Straight dogs if someone has decided to die on top of a tree then how is it my concern someone has to look into it looks like I'm that someone tell me what you know I can tell you this trouble's ahead you have a pretty solid feeling that the man's not just mouthing off he's strong but even he has reasons to be cautious here what trouble you heard what I said draw your own conclusions that's all I know and I prefer to keep it this way the lieutenant gives you a little nod then so Union people think he was a killer he thinks even sleepy hair this doesn't help a lot but it's something good work detective the dock worker doesn't answer his head is already backed down on the table in sweet sleep all around you rain falls on the great city of riversa rain drips from the eaves and floods the gutters washing the filth away God it's so beautiful the spring Thor must be here the snow is melting looking up at the sky cold water dripping from your hair what do I see gray sky like great battleships clouds colliding with one another rain falls down on the world world how does it feel your shirt sticks to your chest the shoulders of your disco Blazer grow heavy the cold Finds Its way in under your skin you shiver and the city Shivers with you what's in the west Sheets of Rain Over The Water a flight of stairs leading into the ocean wave after wave washing the coast of martines with its motorboats and gently swaying reads the ruins of a half sunken sea for crumble on an inlet beyond the Bay of revall ghosts rise into the sky who are you ghosts the skyscrapers of lad Delta the financial district faint Golden Light seeps from the office windows will you ever go there will I no you are just one of the hundreds of thousands who watch them rise across the bay from martines every day what is down the shore Urban Coastline rain dripping off eonite covered roofs Cinder blots left over from half finished construction a defunct research and development building once seized by revolutionaries an old wooden Church stands on stils above the water and beyond that coold City end of all lines run your fingers through your dampened hair your hair is an oily mess flecked with Ash from neighboring coal plants Smoke Stacks rise somewhere in the distance what's in the East the great Gates of the industrial Harbor are locked a chill runs down your back you shutter like an animal trying to shake water from its hide plch your teeth to stop shuddering behind the Gates heaps of Supply crates red and blue metal shipping containers slick with rain the greater rivall industrial Harbor is an artificial mountain range immense wealth resides within and immeasurable poverty in its shadow and beyond that Len King D's passenger harbor cruise ships flanked by dock arms cranes watching over the mouth of the river distributary once across the distributary kuron the lower middle class distributary after distributary cuts the city blocks in half seven story buildings Trail off into the rain what is beyond the kuron a silvery curtain of rain over the houses the class divide capeside Apartments tower blocks crowd one another 4.46 mm bullets still lodged in their War torn Stone hallways collapse from the mortar hits of a war that was lost long ago clothes lines go to waste in the rain radios play and closer the here a yard rain falls onto the roof of a Woodshed coal leaks into a puddle beneath a dead man's feet he swings from a tree bloated droplets of rain slip from his cold cheeks what's in the traffic jam rain thrumming on the roofs of Motor Vehicles inside drivers watch water streaming down their windshields the statue of a king shutters he too is cold the Canal Bridge has been raised what's on the other side the road ascends a raised Motorway Loops above the ghetto beneath its concrete columns a sea of rooftops Woodwork and tar stretches northward four story buildings as far as the rain can fall the Snows melt in Jamrock what is Jamrock rall is the capital of the world Jamrock is the capital of reverol droplets form on your eyelashes it's home where the hood where the hood Where The Hood At why am I not there to be in martines where no one goes at the runoff point of a long forgotten canal in the whitest part of town in the shadow of the day the revolution failed wow what am I doing here standing in the rain looking North where Jamrock Rock City stretches Inland where the hood where the hood where the hood the brother in the cut where the wood at the rain swept distance above the rooftops of Jamrock a repurposed silk Mill stands perched above the motorway exit Precinct 41 hunches in the rain satellite officer Jean viir rushes down the precinct stairs umbrella in hand it's unopened he doesn't seem pleased about the spring Rain On the Bridge officers torsson and mlan are standing guard torsson wears jeans and a fishnet wife be satellite officer vicm passes by and the young man remarks to him where's your homo homie what it's not like that they're what is called heterosexual life Partners they have a battle tested relationship a a brother Bund if you will huh yeah heterosexual life Partners funny a May Centric workplace humor have you seen him is there something wrong no nothing it's just jit went to his place and found the Monday mail and opened I think he's stood there you didn't don't like drink with him over the weekend did you that would be irresponsible with that animal never again man what is he still down there in you know south of The Interchange the what was it in Martinez he's in Martinez your vision blurs you wipe your face with your hand the rain stings your eyes making you look up and blink the rain stopped while I was uh in deep contemplation I asked my inner thoughts what's above Coalition Heros Statics hang like apparitions under the cloud cover way up there where rain forms rotors flutter silently your sight clears [ __ ] this rain will not let up anytime soon you should get a rain CAU there's a freit to the east they sell them there okay so we're going to look at our thought cabinet okay this game is basically like a playable novel okay for those of you who don't know with like a million different things that you can be that you can internalize hobocop is a cop and a hobo a hobo cop upsides can be disheveled doesn't have to wash carries himself with lurch Gusto hobocop doesn't need anyone or anything and there's literally a million of these [ __ ] things that you can unlock like revolan nationhood uh gamon inexplicable feminist agenda Ace is high acce is low Lonesome long way home and throughout this throughout the story you will be able to go into many different versions of this obviously revolia nationalist is the one that everyone wants me to do because it's like the most insane one how many of these stories have you playing so far no I just played it one time the street sign reads [ __ ] the police pigs go home the street name is illegible I don't want to do Kuno time yet hold on I'm going to go grab my [ __ ] wait where is the where is the store goods from the lorri have Hazard litter the surroundings oh there's the store welcome to I announced the roton man the remark isn't addressed to you it's addressed to the lieutenant why are you addressing my partner like that don't you welcome to RI my grandfather came here from a 3,000 yearold racist isolationist culture while your ancestors came to this island a mere 300 years ago every school of thought and government has failed in this city but I love it nonetheless it belongs to me as much as it belongs to you what's happening you sound angry Kim it's man like you who keep divided making it that much harder for everyone to climb out of this post-war limbo limbo what's going on here oh come on man I just said welcome to Ral it's a l driver thing I know exactly what you meant you think my kind doesn't belong here that I should watch myself and behave but you see I'm an officer of the RCM it's actually my job to make sure you behave I would advise you to remember that silence the air between them becomes tense your partner needs backup now's your moment to shine well I think we all learned something something here smile at the Lori man now that that's settled we have a couple questions [ __ ] a Kim I've got your back you do make a cute couple you know that the lieutenant exhales and resumes his regular calmness now that's settled we have a couple of question whatever you say officers what was that argument all about it's about biological determinism natural law the Sorting of the races not the most popular topic noway with a Coalition in charge and all you might want to change the topic that is bury your head under the sand like come on sheep change the topic the way he says it makes it almost sound like a threat to be honest I can't really remember what that means please explain oh so you're just a racist makes sense I want to say number three people who studied these things said that you and me are superior by Design so naturally we accidentals should be in charge obviously you can see the merits in that okay what else have you thought of lately we accidentals have experienced an unfortunate downturn when members of the superior race cease to believe in their inet superiority they stop competing for resources yeah and what's the problem with that then the problem the damn Kips are showing a real good game lately same with the mosquitoes and the other introduced species too they're on the precipice of cultural Victory wait what's this cultural Victory that's what the Kips of Boogie Street are going for right under our noses and the others too on the radio heard any s lately heard any MOS or leader no dominating cure is how they plan to win they say so themselves uhhuh it's true also you need to realize a dangers of mixing races who knows what might happen if people don't stay in their first place you might end up with a new sub race with unknown characteristics leading to extra competition that's why you've got to control The Offspring least racist French man is right there's a lot of this by the way in this game so much more so you think this guy is racist just wait till you meet measurehead who has the encyclopedic knowledge of all of the different cranial circumference measurements okay just wait he is also aptly named measurehead for that reason okay sure whatever I'd really rather talk yeah I think I could get down with racism yeah I'm not down with this why don't you go [ __ ] yourself don't push your luck rent looking for something aun come to tell me to [ __ ] off again got a smoke he's got a smoke right there in his [ __ ] hand snatch that [ __ ] out of his fat fingers you need it after listening to his garbage you're smoking one right now my last one you hiding smokes from me why would I do that I'm an honest man [ __ ] I whater sorry I couldn't be of any help much anymore I'm here to pick up some cargo but the Dock Workers are on strike so uh it's a sit and wet on your situation how long is there been going on then the strike i' have been at it for a while a month two months maybe but this here is just the last week or so what kind of cargo are you supposed to pick up apples apples yeah apples I take you he's given you the runaround let's be honest you were [Music] bested most able-bodied men this issue hosts a top 10 [Music] list you shouldn't feel threatened by handsome men don't be silly [Applause] [Music] welcome to frit feel free to look around or something everything is out on the shelves what's that magazine she's reading before we go on what is this frit I don't know frit and what is frit a 7 to 11 grocery store why is it written with three T's I think they think that the extra tea makes it funkier it doesn't what magazine are you reading you mean this this is pop stars it's got like famous people in it it's not for sale I approve of this very futuristic tap on the girl's kissing she pops her raspberry flavored Bubblegum and nods the liutenant frowns at you before turning to the clerk with an apologetic half smile let's proceed I have some questions for you um okay I'm not really supposed to be chatting to anyone but can you tell me anything about the dead body um I don't really know anything I mean I know it's there but I haven't seen it so did you know the man who died not really not really does it mean you knew him a little um no I didn't know him at all how long has it been there know really long what do you think happened I don't know no need to worry it's just standard procedure for us to ask around if you hear anything let us know okay okay thank you for your help uh-huh I thought I could buy a [ __ ] I thought I could buy a jacket here what happened you see several packaged raincoats fill a low shelf beneath a display of crossant and Juice bottles the raincoats are transparent except for the big what is what if you want to buy one then it's only for Royale I can't buy it yet though cuz I have no money cuz I don't know where my [ __ ] wallet is the tear machine stands in the corner H oh that's the tear machine it's a machine for tear you know you find tear outside like bottles or whatever and put it in the machine then it gives you money you need a bag I guess we used to have some but we gave them all out so feel free to use it if you find a bag though I'm sure there are some out [Music] there okay here it is it's time we're going to meet [ __ ] Kuno Kuno is coming it's coming as someone who's never played disco alium I'm very lost um yeah you'll you'll be found quickly don't worry you'll you'll figure it out just let it ride the corpse looks at you with bulging white eyes the face around them does not look human it's swollen and ready to burst his lips are fishlike and his tongue like a ball gag in his mouth you seem to be holding your breath a cargo belt twists his neck at an unnatural angle the body below appears stiff it's letting out an ungodly rot the smell seeps in even through your clenched nostrils God what is that why is it so bad active Decay it's okay to throw up with his arm no one is judging he's about to blow cop's going to blow Kuno the smell is repulsive it pushes in from your mouth more instant and more familiar than anything you'd expected more fever than odor it fills your mind flushing you from within uh-oh it's coming Kim is such a Chad he don't even is not even phasing him too late it's impossible to keep in your body curls and pushes until a pool of vomit lies under your feet and your throat stings from the stomach acid God it's okay happens to everyone keep it thanks The Hangover is clearly making these words for you you could use some ammonia to clear your head you think ammonia would help if you can handle the headache some officers use it to deal with cavine odor but not you I can't handle the headache it's more likely he can handle the smell unlike you okay where do we get the ammonia from there is fre nearby east of the hostel they usually have a there's a greenhous here and a gardener with a wheelbarrow on the corner of the whirling in rags if she works here she might have something for the smell all right it's time to talk to this little sh Kuno got this oh yeah ni a comy Kuno Hey kid a word Police business right in the dick Kuno get him right in the dick it's love it in the dick the boy is sweating profusely his eyes are like two black holes and his jaw is twitching as if trying to break free from the Empire of his body hold on what does that mean the kid is obviously High stop getting high at my crime scene [ __ ] that Kuno yeah right in the mouth they pay you no heed or pretend not to notice you shits himself The Rake Kuno you should throw the rake at him Kuno the [ __ ] does Kuno know what a rake is Kuno is not a gardener Kim what should we do we shouldn't do anything I don't tempt such forces what forces you will see are you kid siblings the [ __ ] are you talking about he's calling us Kuno he says we're [ __ ] each other kid do you want to hang out I'm not a KNC [ __ ] no Kuno doesn't buy that [ __ ] [ __ ] enchantment [ __ ] look I have questions for you all right entertain the Kuno show me what you got what you got there what you got huh show me what you got the body what do you know about it shitload Pig what's your question don't tell the pig [ __ ] Kuno Kim help me out here what do we want to know if I were to want to waste my time which I do not I would ask them who he is how he got there and the usual you have no idea what the usual is just ask whatever comes to mind you know who he was who know [ __ ] him Kuno uses the [ __ ] him for target practice end of conversation very strong you should be this stoic you know how it got up there probably climbed Kuno was busy down the road when that [ __ ] went down so you didn't see it happening you heard Kuno Kuno wasn't even in martines Kuno wasn't in rolw Kuno wasn't Regional okay where did you go then I don't know some [ __ ] mes or or I don't know some other place night City Kuno is in [ __ ] night City where is night City Kuno gives this info out on a need to know basis and you don't need to know Kuno didn't smoke the [ __ ] if that's what you meant have you seen anyone suspicious around just a couple of pigs sniffing around in the dirt that seems pretty [ __ ] suspicious to Kuno yeah you tell the [ __ ] [Laughter] Kuno more on this later right now let's talk about something else you're testing Kuno Pat yeah get lost I got to ask who is Kuno Kuno Kuno Pig Kuno Primal violent so you refer to yourself in the third person the [ __ ] are you calling a third person Kuno is the [ __ ] first person looks slightly confused but proud he came up with that retort but right as he's getting distracted you hear a malevolent hiss from behind the watch out Kuno he's trying to fiddle you he's going to put his hands on you the thing behind the fence starts squealing shrill and viol like a fire alarmo help rape this sh the sound gets louder as the child shouts of the windows overlooking the yard he's got the Kuno help everybody please he's digging his dick out escalate Kuno his dick is out you're afraid pigs in eting Kuno somebody please it's full blast now the wind carries the message far and across Martin a what is this six raade who are you who put you up to this are you high right now physical instrument challenging shut him down oh if [ __ ] work th the blow connects surprisingly well leaving your knuckles tingling I know chat wanted me to do that Kuno feels it this was no light tap what the disoriented 12-year-old is trying to get his bearings you made me do this you did this to yourself no officer you did this get yourself together For Heaven's Sake he thinks this has gone too far don't make this any worse than it is just get back to questioning the okay Pig if this act was about him trying to establish dominance over you it's safe to say things didn't go as he' planned success Kuno knows to respect that violent [ __ ] you should see kun's Dad kun's Dad doesn't give a [ __ ] about anything the creature behind the fence has fallen ominously silent only her eyes are alive jumping from actor to actor okay Pig talk to Kuno we're back in this [ __ ] the [ __ ] do you want figure out what's wrong with this kid he's on your crime scene bossing you around Andy's been here for some time too this is where he hangs out you have to get more out of him he could be useful do rolls last dialogues give bonuses true I [ __ ] up legendary failure auno you think you can turn the Kuno down for a moment let's talk like normal people or Kuno listen I know this boundary pushing thing is new to you but it's old news for us grown-ups get your snout out of kun's ass Kuno knows how hard Kuno pushes it Kuno pushes it hard level you should give up popo or the K will keep [ __ ] it out of you you okay Kuno that went wrong he took it as a compliment then he had a minor seizure so you respect me now your dreamon pig that's not how this [ __ ] Works a little but don't expect anything don't let him dominate you Kuno [ __ ] his fat ass I want to discuss the body with you again waant get lost about the crime scene you kids often play in this yard right Pig this is where Kuno plays with his little wooden chooo [ __ ] do you want with it that ladder yours no it's not [ __ ] Kuno it's ancient look at it he thinks you're [ __ ] full Kuno he says you climb the ladder UPS your your Magic Tree House get the [ __ ] out of here Pig Kuno doesn't have a Magic Treehouse I might have questions later but for now let's talk about something else Kuno doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah the kingdom of yeah whatever Kuno doesn't give a [ __ ] Kuno I I threw up and I can't investigate the body now yeah like a [ __ ] volcano [ __ ] pathetic you were lucky you didn't die there maybe you've got some advice for me I'm letting him D me kun's got some advice for you what are you like 80 right maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself in front of a [ __ ] kid [ __ ] owned me dude Kuno doesn't [ __ ] care go find your gun and shoot him I agree there are several footprints in the mud left by work boots anywhere from 6 to 12 peers have walked here heav workers's boots with reinforced toes and hob Nails all over the yard Kuno the pig's getting pretty close to me come to looks like it's time for me to go Kuno Pig's come to take me in she means it the fear is real I just want to ask you some questions I'm going away for a long long time Kuno going away for life what's going on there [ __ ] are you trying to pull Pig you there behind the fence you don't want to [ __ ] with me I got my hands bloody I'm not here Pig you're not seeing this you can still see the top of her hat from behind the this trash container is locked the sliding lid as a padlock that says whirling in rags there's something in there not necessarily connected to the case but still the body is downwind from here maybe you prefer the smell of garbage to the smell of death Lieutenant what do you think could be in there trash food waste from the cafeteria they Lo these containers to keep the derit from fluing in could be evidence too yes I feel like there's something in there what do you mean feel it's an extra sensory perception whatever in there holds special significance I agree we should get someone from the remote viewers division here what is the remote viewers division the detectives from all the prisons who experience extrasensory perception go to the remote viewers division their work is invaluable to the force wow could we get them here no because they don't exist I'm so disappointed right now I thought there was a remote viewers division there isn't but we should still access this container how do we get the lock open we could try using a pry bar there's one in my motor carriage or or we could ask for a key from the manager of the whirling in RX I think I already have the key right in my pocket actually let's get the [ __ ] crowbar let's let's rip it let's grip it and rip it baby before you stands a motor Carriage the Bodywork is covered in blue and white Livery bearing the number 57 Vapor emanates from the large engine on the back of the vehicle so SI it hasn't had time to cool off yet in the cabin you are welcomed by a set of steering levers a radio microphone on a hook a pull out toolbox under the seat and the soft glow of the fuel preheater gauge run your fingers over one of the steering levers the white suede feels luxurious under the touch and the metal clutch handle so very familiar in your palm tap on the fuel preheater gauge as you tap on the gauge the indicator pin jerks as if startled it's in the large orange sector indicating the engine is warm next to the gauge is a red switch labeled heat there's no use pressing the heat button it won't start with the ignition key alternative translation don't even think you can drive my MC pick up the radio the frequency Tableau lights up and a green button labeled Prime line glows like a feline eye and then you hear something the soft purr of electrical kittens radio waves cast far and wide over the metropolis a woman's voice greets you through the static this is precin 57 hello L how may I assist you L hello Alise please assist our colleague from the 41st Precinct here I'm putting him on hi Alice this is the officer from the 44th Precinct speaking nice to meet you this is Officer Alis Demetri ping 57 how may I assist you could you connect me to the 41st Precinct I have something I need to report just a second officer then do this isst coming a scrawny old man sits in a Dusty cubicle smoking with a large white rectangle sewn on his vest in front of him is a box shaped apparatus with an array of wires and antennas the radio switchboard hi this is me here I walk at your station4 what's your status over my status I uh 108 1020 over uh can you repeat that 108 1020 over please just talk human to me these numbers mean nothing to me State your message sir over I need to report my badge missing 109 repeat message over my badge I can't find it anywhere basically it's gone 104 message received this is a very serious situation I need to 1022 the captain over 1022 the captain this sounds bad bad and scary is it him what does he want says he lost his badge and needs to report it he what he lost his badge hey who is this this is communication officer jul P sir over no the other one you mean your partner over what is he saying he's asking who you are I'm his goddamn partner it's your partner satellite viar sir did he lose his memory along with this [ __ ] badge who lost his badge dick [ __ ] Mullen who do you think it's Officer Dick Mullen from the best seller dick Mullen and the lost identity dick Mullen is not your name it's the name of a fictional detective who would not lose his badge defend yourself immediately They're laughing at you haha officer has lost his badge haha like I'm the first cop to ever misplay his bad he says this has probably happened to other policemen before him and laughs sarcastically oh God damn it is he [ __ ] kidding the whole station's going to be [ __ ] for this satellite officer viar is wondering if you might be joking and adds that this tarnishes the reputation of the entire station over m dicta come on operator tell him to stop this is serious he's asking you to stop says this is serious of course it's serious he lost his [ __ ] badge satellite officer V Mark concurs losing your badge is serious over can't we just move on I want to get it reported and be done with it 104 I hear you officer I'm just going to make a note here that you are in pursuit of your misplaced badge [ __ ] me mac come here you've got to hear this dick Mullen lost his badge what's going on super car lost his badge he lost his what now his badge he lost his goddamn [ __ ] badge could you all please just stop saying lost his badge for a moment he ask you to please stop saying he lost his badge why did he find it Sergeant person was wondering if you found your badge yet um you don't have a comeback he's not replying looks like he's still looking for it enough of this now I have other things to discuss 10 n come again you didn't get that new heights even for Captain sober ask him ask him if he's lost his gun Sergeant wants to know if you lost your gun check your pockets check your holy [ __ ] you don't know where it is do you I don't have my gun it's gone don't sweat it bratan you don't need a gun to have fun we can still have fun it's not all over 109 com officer did you get my question we were wondering about your gun 101 you're breaking up 109 repeat please over 109 coming officer come in officer 109 repeat message please did you misplace your firearm over it's gotten worse try it it's 3% before you can get the words out everything gets scrambled in your brain no of course I didn't lose my fun gun [ __ ] it I didn't lose my gun says he didn't lose his gun or his fun whatever that means ask him to describe it his gun not as fun just the gun will do satellite officer mlan request a description the [ __ ] do you need a gun for look at the python on your arms you are a gun the biggest one in the world oh request a description huh we'll give him one describe the plasma gun Kim what are you packing it's a single shot kill A9 and AR to be precise it's a single shot armus kill 9 over says it's kill 9 mm arm Armistice what is he a [ __ ] clearly he doesn't have his V in anymore dear God he lost his gun oh my I can't this isn't really a laughing matter mck face the giant of Coco by himself but disco here him pisses P oh I I can't [ __ ] he lost his ass he still got his wiener I'm not going to ask him Sergeant here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia now is a good time to say [ __ ] and ass and so on that'll make this all right yes I lost my wi too just lay off okay I left it at his mama's after I [ __ ] her ass all night tell him that that's a netive what's he saying he uh he said he s your mother the prick ate Mama's vanilla waffles at the Captain's birthday party some nerve he's got sure her vanilla waffles were the only thing he ate I'm winning them over shut up Chester this isn't funny this is my mom we're talking about tell him to apologize Sergeant oron request that you apologize for the claims you made about his mother over hey if you don't like the Fallout maybe don't [ __ ] with the firew Walker M he says you shouldn't have antagonized the firew walker in the first place who satellite off um I'm afraid he might be referring to himself fire waterer he's lost it [ __ ] tell him to find his goddamn badge and gun that's the only thing that matters satellite officer no I think I'm good I think I'm good without my gun thanks I'm going to report that you are in Pursuit Of Your Service weapon over in Pursuit this officer do you need further assistance over this might sound oddd but there's personal details I'd like to discuss okay wait before you say anything stupid think it through I need information not fear be smart about this ask if he's there alone 10 for sir I'm not hearing your question I wanted to know if you got my badge description right in your report could you read it to me name rank and date of birth what what is it he wants to verif but of course it says dick Mullen High general of the revolan calvary Force tell him to stop wasting time what do you need a sir over please refer to me with my full name in the future 109 repeat message I didn't get that sir over say my name sir I will not have you talk to me in this manner over please just say my name jul what what is it he seems intoxicated and keeps it's asking me to call him by his name mullen's drunk and emotionally aggressive that's new wrap it up don't indulge in his drunken Antics any news about my uh um Family you probably don't want to continue on this road I just thought you might have heard of them that's all no sir I haven't you're not really keen on mentioning your own life so I've always assumed things weren't that good on that front have I ever told you about my life before the RCM for well that's uh does he actually want something or is he hell B on disrupting a work he asked if he ever told me about his days before joining thec for God's sake cut this [ __ ] out tell him to stop wasting time and be a goddamn policeman for a change sir satellite officer VI so was there anything else yes there's that sir over I in dire need of financial assistance s for I hear you I don't have the authority to rent your request but what does he want now he's asking for money is he [ __ ] kidding I don't think he is don't give that [ __ ] anything all right that's a negative on the additional FS sir over it's Paramount to the investigation that you grant me money he says it's important to the C he isn't getting a red scent request denied sir nothing is working please I'm begging you here I don't even have a place to sleep tonight he says he's in trouble doesn't have a place to sleep well I guess he'd better Crack the Case before send down there viar said who cares what this vicm said enough officer this begging is below your dignity okay I heard you no that's all for now 18 km to the south in the 41st precinct's relay Booth a small crowd has gathered around communication officer je old boy prier around a dozen cops they're discussing the top of the hour ad break which comes to the top of every hour here it is now what is going on here did something happen what happened is my partner made contact it's not good he's lost his badge and his sidearm he seemed confused Delirious even Mac the Torso torsson is finger [ __ ] his fist laughing hoarsely and apparently telling some dirty story to his partner Chester mlan near the entrance yeah M was [ __ ] all right sounded [ __ ] drunk to me yeah Max right this was some gnarly [ __ ] there I mean before he started begging for money it was enough none of this is funny it's [ __ ] sad that's what it is he's a cop is one of us God damn this we must have help him yeah how do you [ __ ] plan to do that huh get him out the drink good jogging with him in the morning and get him on carage juice he's a lost man I just know we can't give up on him when he's at his weakest you wouldn't ma manand the door you know what he told me I don't want to get better I want to get worse those were his words this [ __ ] does not leave this room not a word of this to the captain or anyone else we'll give him a couple of days to put his [ __ ] together I guess I can hold of the report for a few days good okay everybody nothing but a prank call here we all got our laughes now get back to work far north on the other side of the motorway the officer quietly hunches with his hand in the motor Carriage a so sad a metallic drawer slides out from under the seat and clicks into place the tools inside are neatly organized take what you need officer it's going to be a long case I'm not protective of my tools like some men are um this is funny but I can hardly keep up with what's needed for progress and what's just D for unlocking more [ __ ] the reason why I'm choosing a lot of the dialogue options is because dialogue options have the capacity to open up new dialogue options or to specifically make it easier for you to to to like get a better skill check most of this game is dialogue it's basically a novel the game is literally like a like a playable novel everything is done through the dialogue where you will slowly but surely learn more about what Revol is what happened here what the political forces are inside a Reva while you are simultaneously trying to uncover the Mysteries around how this one particular person found themselves to be hung hanged but it's also you know kind of confusing because it's like deep lore it's deliberately confusing cuz you're drunk you're in a drunken stuper failing to comprehend who you are you don't know where the [ __ ] you are you have amnesia you're so drunk and you're trying to find out about yourself and obviously there's hunches and things that yes I punch Kuno there's obviously hunches and [ __ ] that helps you kind of understand who's what martinel re Martinez R insulin however having said that the game is also incredibly political and you've already you've already seen a crumb of that with the conversation that we have with the racist Lori driver this is literally like if a bunch of hos heads got together and made a [ __ ] video game that's why the original video game had voice actors like the Red Scare girls that's why there's a dick Mullen reference to Nick Mullen that's why there's also uh like I mean there all the Choo the entire Choo uh cast is in this in the original version when they won an award they literally I think uh gave a shout out the Lenin or no not lennin marks and angles maybe I thought they did I thought they gave a shout out all right anyway he's clearly a little protective of his tools but what can you do work the pry bar feels nice and cold in your hand heavier than you'd think cold and heavy like truth you feel like you're reunited with truth once more useful for opening all sorts of doors and Lids the handles are long and Sleek snap snap go the Cutters in your hand it's robust weatherproof and wellmade police lets you see things in the dark you would otherwise miss the pull out toolbox slides back into I need to find a [ __ ] bag and I need to find one fast chat oh there it is look at at that a [Applause] bag this coin operated viewer is facing south the instruction manual says to insert 25 Cs and pull the handle while looking inside that your money disappears into the coin slot the curtains on the display open you lean in to catch the view it's blurry different the lenses shift the ghost sharpens into a islet in the bay in the ruins a man-made structure is visible a half sunken sea for its concrete almost reconquered by Nature it looks as if it was abandoned quite some time ago nothing but a rotten tooth remains of the anti-aircraft Tower a lonely birch tree grows out of it its leaves ripped from it by the Winter Wind there are ruins of some kind kind of building there really I don't have the eyesight to make it out hang in there little one the little Brave birch tree seems to wave back in the [Music] wind hobocop hobocop hobocop hobocop hobocop hobocop hobo cop I'm going to make so much money dude you don't even know son this lantor mail collection box has been heavily vandalized with grafito a closer inspection reveals two bullet holes in the front good mail delivery [Music] box the Box seems happy e [ __ ] Pig [ __ ] by the [ __ ] and s g with a crown have been scribbled on it Jenny is a [ __ ] and best set mailbox also been there post lavenier male collection box been there the male collection box seems cathartic thankfully even so do you you shudder then you swallow and then suddenly you see it over all the other graffitos someone has using the tip of a very sharp knife cut the words riversa forever [ __ ] you mail delivery box there is a hollow ring as you kick the box it's your toe has suffered damage it hurts cool you really showed that male collection box you think so you think it was cool I don't let's go he must see the box as the weaker of the two and you as a bully something he doesn't stand for I'm going to be rich rich I tell you unimaginable [Music] in the corner a sign says one bottle equals one bottle equals 10 cents that's not enough maybe the gardener will give me ammonia the RCM in Martinez what can I help you with you sound surprised I don't see a lot of police around here that's all I have some questions for you of course what can I help you with my partner told me you may have some onia can I have some sure I'm done with it go easy on that stuff it gave me a terrible headache what is this [ __ ] the Police business excuse me she's uncomfortable maybe you should drop this line of questioning the street sign says [ __ ] the police well I didn't write it there I'm just sitting here what about the other sign pigs go home who are these pigs I don't know anything about that either as I said I didn't write it even if she didn't write it she should clean it you could clean it up if you get a chance be a citizen be a winner okay she's probably not going to do it we need directions since the street signs messed up thanks that's all we careful now I have to run I won't hold you back her gloves you get the feeling that you need them you have a dead body to deal with after all one more thing can I borrow your gloves sure keep them I have another pair there you go you are a good citizen after all this trash container is locked the sliding lid as a padlock that says [ __ ] that's going to fail I guess I should go back inside and try to get the key from G oh [ __ ] unbearable can I help you is the trash container out back no it belongs thank you for clearing the dep why do you keep the why to keep the hobos and drunks out that's why and the neighbors too they put that trash there and they don't pay for the garbage company I thought as much and are you the only party with access to the trash container well yes us and the garbage disposal Company it seems a little callous doesn't it something stirs in you I wonder what this feeling is pro at him and find out what if I told you I am a hobo or soon to be one rumaging throughout that trash will you keep me out too doesn't it seem callous to you guarding even your leftovers from the poor callous what are you crass mazov almost all establishments in Revol keep their trash locked the whing and Rags is not special in that regard what about me if I was a hobo but I need those leftovers to survive sir I'm sorry the RCM is having financial trouble but it's not this establishment's problem we need those keys what do you need them for concern zuk please corporate just bring them back once you're done please goodbye how far are we into the game Gamers is super we just started this trash container is locked this with a well oiled crack the lock pops open Don't maybe maybe you shouldn't of course you should this is your time to shine hobocop dive into that dumpster for extra content didn't Hyatt just have a premonition that there's something in there there is but you won't like it sweat forms on your brow your hand is still on the lid open the lid the smell of rotten food Rises to greet you you see soggy cartons dirty rags and organic waste we're just in time this isn't been emptied for over a week look under the boxes of cof you see milk and egg rest with one broken egg in it some pasta wrapper picking up the socky packages somehow feels familiar a box falls into pieces in your hands bati solle cereal there are plastic pasta packages below and turbo noodles nothing of note however pick up the r among the threadbear kitchen towels something catches your eye a pair of denim trousers I'll grab them as the legs of the Slime covered jeans begin to unspool from the garbage a rank cor smell fills the air the victim's clothes Cav no door is faint if this belong to the deceased they were removed when he was still in the early stages of Decay drop them in here officer guitar marked blue jeans poet empty or emptied he wore them with a belt too a white belt the loops appear stretched but the belt is missing that's it do you see anything else in there seems they use the belt to strangle him no something slimy catches your eye a drab longsleeved shirt Olive colored appears from the food waste dripping with pus is Kim a good cop he is the only good cop this is a military type over garment No Label or serial number this is the kind of rib knit shirt that's wor of a light armor to consider it in an urban scenario the rest of the rags are just kitchen variety waste just SC garbage that's all I think all right we should go to G again and ask if he knows who put the clothes in the trash it could be as simple as someone from the hostel clean in the yard or that one I'd advise against confronting that Force you think someone from the whirling might have been involved maybe not really all we know is the victim's cloths are in the trash the lead was locked and his establishment had the key it's just a small loose thread yeah we need to ask the kids who put them there the [ __ ] he on about kids you hear that Kuno he thinks you're an infant or something see okay the lieutenant nods then looks back into the trash container search the food waste it's just organic waste cold and slimy on your hands apple and potato pills mostly unidentified nothing it's what's this what a blue piece of plastic sticks out from the Apple pills it's shiny looks like the corner of something something larger a clipboard a blue plastic clipboard with moist papers hanging from it they look badly damaged but you can still make out forms and notes written in a man's handwriting officer is that your paperwork no it can't be yes it is look this plastic has the RCM Street grid on it you've even got an autopsy form if you don't mind me asking how did this get in the trash I think I didn't want to be a cop anymore so I threw it away it must have been cramping my style officer this is an official piece of paperwork it probably contains notes on numerous ongoing investigations and could even list undercover operatives in informant I suggest integrating it into your style for all our sakes okay I'll do that it would also not hurt to start taking notes on the case now tell me what your eagle eyes see some items such as The Ledger you found are Interac wow an Armistice caliber 50 knock Cannon half wrapped in paper tissues so shiny what's a KN Cannon it's a giant rifle and it's very expensive not as expensive as that fat String of Pearls snaking around the rotten banana peels however and is that Cordon Electric's preamp with Electra F2 tubes it is that catches quite a price we're talking 12,000 easy what a unless you to high yourself I am in the highi that's too bad because none of those things are actually in there there's just food waste and crisp wrappings a cruel Gest there must be something all you see is a broken mug with a racist depiction of the yellow man frolicking in Saffron an antique only in its social sensibility I'll take the mug anyway you've acquired an interactable item investigate this item F the container sounds a muffled gong let's take a look at that racist mug that's one thing of the least I think we got it all as you turn a bright light catches your eye make from a distant Sunset a stage light flash photography nowhere in particular it's just what superstar Law Officers do they squint at lights and they solve [ __ ] yeah that's me I've been establishing my superstardom hard lately yeah you have you're a big dick cup dick Mullen Salam Rocky Bay badass on the edge disco cop time to recede into a ludicrous fantasy world here we go camera lights action with a sudden flashh the world freezes around you and you along with it in an iconic monochrome solution a black silhouette against a rized orange world now let's take a look at the interactable items it's just a racist mug what's there to read here not much there quite a lot to read into here actually look at all that content Bo here we go what are you going to say about a broken tossed away mug that you the mug out of the garbage it's a mug Club it's Steven Crowder's racist mug it's important to me and I will look into it this mug is an example of prejudice I'm going to use it as an example of what not to do I'm going to push this into face of every merant I find and tell them this is your inane ideology the mug will be useful by denouncing it I can earn political Capital to mask my badass hustling I.E fraud and embezzlement the mug didn't belong in the trash it was just a funny mug can't anyone laugh anymore if you want to earn some change by guilting people go for it but if you want to earn real D finish the case and start getting paid again it's The Ledger you found in the trash a pitiful cabbage of white and yellow locators hanging from plastic board barely held together by a metal clip this sad display is made complete by The Faint smell of urinal cleaner anything else there's a piece of toilet paper or is it cleaning tissue no it's toilet paper desperately sticking to the back of the blue plastic clipboard it's a metaphor for you below the pathetics terror do not look into its blue heart okay okay we're going to quick save it here because I have to go to a [Music] dinner Hey kids thanks for watching the hassabi official gaming channel

Channel: HasanAbi Gaming

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Keywords: Hasan, Piker, Gaming, Hasanabi, hasanabi gaming, hasan piker, hasanabi, hasan gaming, hasan piker gaming, disco elysium, disco elysium politics, disco elysium playthrough

Id: yNXgxdKSdL4

Length: 106min 35sec (6395 seconds)

Published: Sun May 12 2024