Hard and Heavy - Trick or Treat with Lemmy

[Music] hul which is a band I used to be with back in um before you were born and uh you can't read it actually because it's so psychedelic see that there's only two trucks on this that I was on it's uh Kings of speed which was the last truck I ever recorded with hawkwind and uh KN of the Hawks which I kep came back for because they asked me to CU they thought it would make them more money but it failed miserably not really worth the money my advice is to steal it if it's all possible book about motohead value for money very good pictures of me with my eyes shut just show how clever I am see that Kelly Johnson when she had long hair probably don't know who she is she was girl school now she lives in Los Angeles which is much better for everybody pictures of me holding young ladies by the chests both at the same time actually pictures of Phil Taylor dressed as a school girl very interesting 40,000 ft and uh the under picture actually without me in it at all it's jly good indeed buy it now actually you can't buy it now because it's out of print but um get up a petition and get it put back in print good afternoon um as you may or may not know last year in America a film came out called Eat the Rich I had the honor to be in this film it's a Whimsical little tale of politics and cannibalism and here is [Music] this music is the love let's see if you're hungry enough take it B take it just like you good boy W get a sweet thing on the side [Music] [Applause] could be a daughter [Music] and come on baby Eat the [Music] Rich this one's going home with me this is the German uh airplane M mid BF 109 one of the most popular and unpopular fighters in the second world war depending where you were standing suffered from lack of petrol at the end of the war and couldn't get off the ground still never mind what we got here oh yes Michael Mor plots yes Michael morock unfortunate name but we won't dwell on that on Family TV will we uh he's a very good author actually he used to come and stage with us when I was with oin and uh read poetry that you couldn't hear because he was so nervous he read it too fast and he would sound like like that but people said wow he's Cosmic and no doubt he still is okay what we got here see this it's not a pocket of cigarettes actually it says Delux condoms not only are they lubricated right they're flavored flavored it's lemon mint strawberry orange banana in licorice I ask you boys and girls is this what we want to be subjected to flavored condoms well let me listen write in and let me know which is your favorite flavor Jesus that one's awful I don't really recommend them CU you know like the ring at the end gets stuck in your teeth right and you'll never get a blow job wearing one no matter what the flavor is oh yeah saving the best till the last the bottle of Jack Daniels all kinds of trivia from Jack Daniels is available I'd like to recommend it to you bag is now empty um and uh I don't see why we shouldn't just make sure it's not a [ __ ] similar or a possibly store window dummy ready remember only the best will do thank you and good night from the real tappers and chunter club and I hope all your legs Go funny early in the morning

Channel: WadeFerbmol

Views: 174,221

Keywords: Lemmy, Motorhead

Id: 88rLI5sN61Q

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 17 2011