Guys Share Their CRAZY Girlfriend EXPERIENCES (r/AskReddit)

our slashes credit guys have read it what's the creepiest slash weirdest way a woman has it on you reminds me of when I was in college it's a long story but I got really depressed and drove my 92 VW Jetta from Idaho and was trying to get to Santa Barbara somewhere near Modesto my car overheated and I ditched it in a gas station parking lot during this period of my life I was clinically depressed and not thinking entirely rationally ended up getting rides with strangers and hitchhiking with a trucker well I managed to make my way down to Santa Clarita but I needed a ride on 126 West to Santa Barbara no luck anywhere I walked into a Circle K at about 3:30 a.m. and talked to this biker and the lady Clarke I forget the bikers name but the woman well she's a bit of a ham planet and her name was Tracy but she offered to drive me to Santa Barbara when she got off work at like 7:00 a.m. I gladly accepted and decided to sleep on the floor of the convenience store beneath the table in the dining area I would wake up every 30 minutes to hear tracy brag to all her regulars about how she was going to drive me to Santa Barbara and that she's never been there Caray eventually I don't wake up as frequently and even sleep for a few hours when I finally do wake up I look around but no Tracy what the heck I thought even though I'm tired and barely awake I asked the new attendant where's where's Tracy oh she just went home to shower she'll be back soon and you better believe about 30 minutes later Tracy shows up freshly showered has licked straight back and greasy wet wearing a dress that only goes about halfway down her pudgy thighs which also had a few bruises on them I hopped into her white Honda Civic we fuel and speed off the conversation was awkward and sparse during the 45-minute drive Tracy had also applied a little perfume but it didn't really help when we finally get to Santa Barbara I just asked her to drop me at a Trader Joe's by the exit but before I left trusty slide sir porky fingers on my thigh and with just a slight coyness says so do you want me to hang out for a bit I was like no and jumped out of the car maybe I'm old-fashioned but I didn't want to have my first sexual experience be with an overweight stranger in her Honda Civic mid-morning at a Trader Joe's parking lot preface my oldest sister is 15 years older than me and moved away when I was 4 I'm 18 in college working nights in a convenience store around 6:30 one morning a woman walked and looking like she had been hit by a truck she sees me and asks hey are you girl Russy a Files brother I am I'm Lulu I'm a friend of your sister we went to high school together I asked if she was okay yeah my husband beat me up Wow can I call the police for you no but could you give me a ride to her um okay I get off work in 30 I Drive her there and wait while she secures logic want to come in no thanks I think I want to go home grab a beer and get some sleep no what I want a good [ __ ] and I think you're the guy to do it she has two black eyes a missing tooth and bloody lips and let's not forget the psychopathic husband roaming the Moors I know right the [ __ ] out of there and have never regretted the decision years ago I used to work in the meat department of a supermarket it was the late afternoon and I was all alone as I was refilling the case two of my friends who live nearby stopped to say hi because they were shopping we are chatting away and I suddenly hear someone loudly yell Oh Meat Boy then this one Abe Cougars aunt is over and puts her arm around my shoulder this woman had to be in her late 50s was wearing skimpy clothing that left nothing to the imagination weeks of alcohol and cigarettes her breath stank of rot and she had the voice of a dying bullfrog I say she was a 1/8 cougar in the Cougars are attractive this woman definitely was she then says a nun attempt at a sultry voice which with her voice was not oh my meat boy I need the biggest piece of meat you can get me now my friends are still standing nearby in fact they were about a yard away I keep a professional demeanor and try to politely step away and out of her talent grasp it doesn't work she had a near death grip on me I state that I just put some fresh steaks that were on sale into the case no I want a bigger piece of meat by now I feel like I need to take a shower in Bleach this woman's arm was still around me as I desperately tried to move away my friends are trying their hardest not to laugh I then blurt out that I will run into a cooler to see what we had I run in grab the biggest package of steak I could find and practically throw it at her in the most professional way I could is this the biggest piece of meat you have it is oh I was hoping for bigger but I guess this will do she walks away my friends faces will be traded they say have a good day meat boy and walk away they still bring it up to this day a girl reached out to me on FB who lived in my neighborhood said she was looking for friends and asked to meet up being new to the hood myself I said sure we met at a bar and she was a little troll of a woman not only was she fat and ugly she just had a nasty personality and complained about everything I tried to be nice about having other plans and needing to go but she followed me I awkwardly let her tag along to a friend's house when we arrived within 10 minutes my friend soured on her and the host pulled me aside and said you gotta get her out of here I offered to drive her back to her house and when we arrived she asked me to come in I politely declined and she she said I could do whatever I wanted to her I had no desire to do any such thing so I said thanks but no thanks then she said she wasn't getting out of the car unless I came inside and got a blow job after more deliberation I said okay and followed her to her door she had a picket fence with a gate out front so as soon as she went through the gate I closed it and ran back to my car she started yelling and screaming at me and tried to open the doors which I had quickly locked I tried to pull out of the space that she blocked me in I backed up onto the curb to get around her and she pushed in my side mirrors and bent my antennae screaming obscenities as I peeled out 0/10 would not pay the troll toll again edit my top rated comment of all time is about getting almost raped by a troll back in college around 1995 or so this girl I was in a class with became friendly with me I wasn't all that attracted to her but she was cool and funny one day she comes to class and talks about how her stereos tape player was broken and she couldn't play any tapes I offer to lend her mine she gets really happy when I tell her she says that she just needs my tape deck for a couple of nights fine whatever the next time we have class together I bring in my tape deck she takes my tape deck home and I don't hear from her for a week or so finally I ask about my tape deck in class and she dodges my question I'm starting to get worried she's had my tape deck for a week now and I miss being able to play tapes after another week with her being really friendly to me the whole time I ask when I'm going to get my tape deck back she just smiles coyly then she says I'm not giving you your tape player back until you ask me out oh no I'm not attracted to her she's cool but I'm not interested in going out with her plus which that's emotional blackmail knowing that she was capable of that is a huge strike in the - column I wouldn't want to go out with someone so manipulative long story short he steadfastly held on to my tape deck for months while we became better friends soon she introduced me to some of her friends and I hit it off with one of them I started dating her and if made tape tech hostage girl furious she got really jealous eventually she returned my tape deck tearfully she stopped hanging out with me shortly thereafter we stopped having classes together and I gradually stopped dating her friend too I was at a club with some friends and we were just casually dancing on the floor when a girl came up and joined us I could tell that she was into me by the way she gave me looks an danced towards me all the time she wasn't too bad-looking but I just wasn't that interested in hooking up with someone that night and I also started to feel that something was kinda off about her she was by herself bTW I was wearing a snapback that night and eventually she pulled the over Youth stealing the boys had to show that I'm interested move I didn't mind it at first but soon my friends wanted to move on so I grabbed my hat back from the girl and followed my friends ten seconds later she ran up behind me and snatched my hat again and ran off at this point I'm starting to get irritated I didn't run after her but I walked around the crowd and eventually I sneaked up behind her and grabbed the hat back and walked away she immediately took it back and ran away to another dance floor this time I ran after her and managed to catch up with her and stop her and I just said seriously just give me back my [ __ ] hat prior to this moment she was acting all jiggly and innocent but when I said that her face just went apposite and she looked like a demon and she refused to let the [ __ ] hat go so I yanked it back really [ __ ] hard from her the head almost broke she was a surprisingly strong young lady and with the same posses looking faces before she just flipped me off and walked away Lowell TL DR a girl at a club refused to give me my hat back after taking it multiple times from me at the last confrontation she went after [ __ ] on me got the Hat so I won she set me on fire we were in the Army together and one of the things that soldiers do is you slightest to burn loose strings off of each other's uniforms because having loose strings is something command likes to [ __ ] about maintaining a professional appearance and all that anyway she was in feat Benning for airborne school at the time and I would visit her during her time off and hang out so we are driving in my car with her in the passenger seat I think heading to get some food or something I'm wearing a long-sleeve hoody and I guess she spots a loose string on the sleeve because she tries to burn it off not thinking that the hoody is not like our uniforms and is covered in extremely flammable lint I have my eyes on the road so I don't see it as the fire races lightning fast up my arm but I feel it burned the side of my neck right as she starts screaming needless to say the combination of her screaming and me being on fire freaks me out a bit but I managed to maintain control of the car while she's slapping the [ __ ] out of my arm trying to put me out finally after a couple of seconds she dumps a soda over me and extinguishes my arm and I pull off the road into a parking lot there's a few moments of silence in the car I'm staring forwarded the dash trying to collect myself then I look at her she has tears in her eyes and can only stammer out I was just trying to be nice I reply with we could have died she looks crushed we had just the previous night confessed our feelings for each other after having been close friends for a while so things were in a weird place between us I don't know why partly because of the intensity of the moment and I guess all the adrenaline or something but I move in to kiss her I guess she was pretty ramped up too and we start going at it making out like crazy and groping each other things were escalating quickly until I remembered we were in public and can't do this as soldiers it would be a big deal if we were caught especially for her since she was in a training school at the time so we canceled our dinner plans and went back to my hotel room and things went from there we ended up getting married a little while later although unfortunately it ended up not working out and we parted ways amicably I always like to tell her that moment when she set me on fire was when I knew she was the one I haven't been married since 2007 and have went out of my way to not have contact with my ex-wife for a long time I avoided social media entirely changed my cell phone number to stop the phone calls shut down all but my hotmail account which was shut down by manuscript anyway deleted my him accounts et Cie to this day I refuse to use my real name on my email account and my faster book has no pictures of me at all to identify me by or any other information I share my name with about a half dozen family members so it's fairly common making it harder to find me not that it's impossible to find me another crazy xgf found me on FB shortly after I created the account fast forward to about 2013 she started putting down my address for various things not only that that she started putting my last name after her name I now have a couple magazine subscriptions for my ex-wife arriving monthly and constantly have mail from collages credit card companies catalogs et Cie all in either her maiden name or her name while married to me this has been ongoing until late last year when the magazine's finally stopped I guess the renewal was sent to me and I didn't notice or care the rest hasn't though I throw away a dozen or more items of junk she had sent Tamar dress in her name I don't know if she's trying to get my attention or what it is creepy as [ __ ] though I have a few vying for the top but this one definitely has a flavor to it I was at this long-vanished music venue to see a band I loved vast two things about this venue one it was by far the nastiest scummiest most repellent joint in town you want a vaccination before you go and a full-body Comet and steel wool scrubbed down when you get home the owner hated musicians and things like liquor licenses the bathrooms I'll just stop there the second thing is that I was magically sexually attractive here I'm awkward unappealing odd looking creepy people I've never spoken to before volunteer their opinions about my looks from time to time but here for some reason I'm magnetic every time I go I get hit on hard but damned if that place isn't all for I go to shows to see the band's nothing else not to drink not to socialize not to post about it on Facebook for all of that some boozy gal latches on to me towards the end of the show she's yammering on I'm trying to listen to the music she's lonely say says I'm fixedly staring at the stage I am taking it in that she's going to prison soon why her hobby is getting absolutely loaded and going driving over and over again crosby comes back for the encore queen duis talking about all of the car crashes she's been in i'm ignoring her she grabs my hand and tells me that she's had a bunch of operations scars skin moved from the crashes i hear some opening bits sampled from the lemma studies voice builders finally the song i came for i leaned forward in anticipation just as John Crosby sings touched you say that I she shoves my hand into her shirt so I'm now feeling the rough skin graft where a nipple might have once lived thus demonstrating her point and changing my feelings about the track forever queen DUI wherever you are I really will never find someone quite like you again I don't know if it's sitting on necessarily but this happened recently so it comes to mind in my early twenties I worked for a residential care company and one of my co-workers had a daughter who was kind of but she was 12 or so when I first met her at the office during a meeting and then every week my cow walker would tell me what her daughter said about me and how cool she thought I was I was like um okay tell her I said hi shortly after this my cow Orca lost custody of her daughter because she married a convicted pedo and not long after that my cow Walker asks if she could give her daughter my email address because she'd like to have someone to talk to since she's living with her dad I said okay because this girl has it hard enough it's no trouble to me to reply to the occasional email for the next couple of years she would send me stories that she was writing and she was actually pretty clever I did not mind at all and I would give her advice the best I could with my community college education a few months later I'm at the fair with my wife when I run into this girl apparently something had changed with her mom's husband's ability to be around children and she's back she's living in town she's at the fair with one of her cousins and she's wearing a home depot apron over her clothes like it's no big deal she asks me if I would go on a ride with her that her cousin is too afraid to go on and I agree after the right she gives me a big hug and asks if I will come to the fair with just her next year I told her that I didn't think that would be a great idea since I like to go with my wife and enjoy some beers but that I would always go on a ride with her if she wanted me to she seems to understand and we go our separate ways the NL's continued without much change other than she's hinting more about this going to the fair together stuff I finally told her that if she makes it through high school with a 3.8 or better GPA through her junior year I will go to the fair with her just the two of us and only during the day this was the summer before she started ninth grade at this point my wife this girl's mom and I are all working for the same company I catch my wife in a lie and at the bottom of that rabbit hole is that she's cheating on me with another co-worker this is a relatively small town and people start rolling against my wife so she starts pumping out lies so it sounds like she had a valid reason to leave that had nothing to do with her cheating so I'm working at this place with these people for months after this and my co-workers daughter is still emailing me and tells me that my wife is now pregnant with this Fox kid and that they are naming him Michael after me there are so many reasons why I have to leave this [ __ ] town and that's what I do as I start to establish my life 300 miles away this girl gets a Miss based page and adds me as a friend fine whatever we don't really talk much and I sort of forget about my pledge to go to the fair with her plus what are the chances she'll want to be seen with a guy who's pushing 30 at the fair the summer before her senior year well she reminds me occasionally so that's looking like it's going to happen as she emails me copies of a transcript and she's a kick-ass student when I went home for a visit in June of that year I ran into 7:00 to 11:00 to get some cigarettes and here Oh Michael coming from a car parked in front it turns out it's her she's 17 so she can drive she gets out and we talked for a bit and she asks what I'm doing in town and I tell her visiting with my grandma and going to a party later she asks about the party and I told her it was just a smaller get-together at a friend's house and I was leaving the next day that's the entirety of the conversation and we go our separate ways an hour later I'm sitting at my mom's house looking at miss bass on my laptop when I see she's made a post that something like this just ran into this guy I used to like that I haven't seen in a few years and he tried to get me to go to a party with him you're not getting me drunk cliff she had given me her cell phone number a while back and I pulled up the ml and texted her asking why she would say those things about me her response was it wasn't about you silly oh I didn't talk to her for probably close to seven years after that and she stopped trying to reach me during that time too until I was looking for an old friends number in my save texts I never delete them and accidentally texted her at this point she was out of college and married and wanted to know how I had been we caught up over the next couple days became fatter booked friends and then a couple months later I get a faster book messenger message from her that says hey you remind me of 1998 when the Undertaker threw mankind off hll in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table just kidding it said this I am sure this is going to get buried I can't believe how much I've written and I've got to go to lunch I have pictures of what she actually wrote if there's any interest when I come back and edit edited to it sorry about that I don't like leaving personal things up when I go to lunch since all the workstations have the same unsecure password thank you so much for watching the whole video please leave a like and subscribe

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Published: Sun Sep 08 2019