Gumball Out of Context MARATHON (Season 2)

foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] what what there's a space closer to the entrance Darwin abort the mission thank you I'm sorry [Music] yes hey dude look waffles [Applause] they say that you don't respect the rules and they say this oh gosh I think I'm okay now what language do you speak uh do you mind uh Mount Everest huh the Atlantic Ocean what Thursday you can make up as many words as you like but it's not going to prove whatever Point you're trying to make thank you stay so yeah pretty good game made out of ten would play again listen to your heart what does it say get a restraining order and those guys and live happily in shame it says I have to fight oh I feel rather silly silly Billy that's all right man I would bend down and give you a hug but I swallow that stupid stick of ears do you mind of course be my butt [Music] retired and number two if I was retiring you can still have to go to school and what are you doing out here [Music] oh look at what we got here his own shoe you can just grab that it's really very easy most people won't expect it now you can throw it across the room and he will release you because most people usually really want their shoe back another trick is that most shoes are opaque so you can use it to cover his eyes effectively blinding him sees the advantage spin him round and spank him with his own Footwear and be careful with the paint job but costs more than you make in a year oh um let me fix that oh there you go huh yeah sweetheart hold this for me buddy you help someone because you have to show the right example to people so that's what it's all about huh feeling Superior it's not about feeling Superior it's about doing the right thing William I want to pull him out then faithful devoted blueberry cupcake or this backstabbing ugly orange cake which should never have grown legs what nothing just choose which one you want well I'd always go for the orange because wait consider this if you had previously expressed an interest in the blueberry cupcake would you then eat an orange cupcake behind its back before resolving a potential relationship with a blueberry cupcake do I have a cake or not sure pick the one you want look if you want me to have the blue one so bad why did you bring two uh just give me the orange one smells delicious thank you oh sorry William here I mean just because we're in love doesn't mean that we have to be obsessed with each other [Music] It's Over Now explain yourself Darwin please the holistic candles darn it it's worse than I thought I'm gonna need two amethyst and a Lapis lazily [Music] oh engaged Reiki massage okay Claire [Music] again clear oh Mr Waterson I didn't see you there so how can I help just a dream please something like this hey hey again see you later aren't you forgetting something no I don't think so see ya foreign [Music] perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect same time tomorrow of course sir fair enough you're going nowhere Watterson says who got a good price for this cabinet it's hello two-week luxury Cruise don't worry Marvin I mean we'll have a great vacation okay are you ready on your end got it here it comes how about you fix us a drink [Music] hey man oh hey get away from the computer now let's make something to eat [Applause] okay [Music] are you okay you're walking kind of strange no this is my normal casual walk in my normal casual whistle oh it didn't do anything [Music] good game well played catch you later sorry guys mom casually slapping people's butts is everything okay [Music] I've been invited to court several times brain freeze uh how do we get here hey man [Music] anyway you guys hungry sure me too all right everyone let me show you how you can go from this to this first let's get this heart pumping fine you asked for a change [Music] right that should do it any questions foreign [Music] not anymore [Applause] Masami look into your heart you're not a violent person well hope they like lasagna in China hello my darling hello my baby this is from the IRS you better pay it they're getting serious you're gonna be repossessed there you go what you have reached your destination [Music] let's do it again what are La fries of the French are you a potato hey sure as the World is Flat laughs hello what's that smell lunch is in the oven I think I may to go back inside no to live in the forest turn right does this look like music to you anyway what I'm trying to what the what [Applause] oh that's it laugh at me see it simply went away there this should prevent chafing from too much sitting look at look at today we're the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of night with the back for the children what no who's the loser now we got snowball we need is water uh you guys good foreign [Music] foreign how you doing [Applause] As You Wish sir thank you mailman special delivery uh we're not here could you just um post it through the door makes sense to me what a waste of a day oh I'll never find the meaning of life at least someone's got it all figured out well yes you see life's not about the destination it's about the journey and making friends along the way the search for meeting is in fact the very thing that gives our life meaning so really the only question that is truly worth asking is whoa so really the only true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it drop your mortgage in the back please I have children good to know we'll come for them next that's a pretty one no please it belonged to my grandpa you want to try me I'll drop your credit score so low you won't even be able to get a loaded at the library pun well at least I'm leaving with my dignity no we'll have that too your pants put them in the bag oh [Music] [Music] way totally worth it significant purely in terms what is being represented or implied oh oh you meant symbolic yeah yeah I never felt so beautiful well the thing is just tell us in your own time well I guess it's because shit's all right just speak when you feel the moment is right it's okay dude we're here for you darn it they're too far away oh can I borrow those what the what kind of prescription is this now please shake hands how about a little hug little kiss I think we're good [Music] hey did I tell you about what my brown crayon ran out don't worry though this story has a happy ending does it involve the main character being slowly run over by a bus are you fell to pets instead true story he looks like a puppet made out of meat her hair looks like it's made out of lots of little hairs and what's wrong dude she's got fears slide up slide up [Music] dude have you lost your mind you don't have to lie to make people like you yeah you've got lots of awesome qualities I do like what too many to list uh your mama sees me as an average looking underachieving slob thanks Larry hey am I paying extra for this warm feeling inside yes [Music] dude what are you doing before you ask yes I dip my tail in the toilet while sitting yes they had just disinfected it and no I don't know how long it'll be until it goes back to normal [Music] why couldn't you have managed that when I was a baby oh wait Dad aren't you forgetting something I left the iron on and left the candle burning next to the curtains oh I forgot to leave the stove on foreign about a fight that didn't happen so we're gonna stop you lying for good but I'm not gonna let you speak because if I do you'll just lie your way out of it okay let's go [Music] what but it always looks like that your stories are perfect the way they are oh God I hope he would tell me if I was boring not above the show a bowling ball tell her dude you know how you think your stories are no straight up awful margarine to our buddy margarine and butter seriously it was like looking at a mirror made of meat I didn't even listening Dad could not have wanted those ridiculous granny undies hey I asked for these you're comfortable to keep everything in the right place [Music] where are we going so what's left on our to-do list nothing well I guess we better get on with it [Music] so close enough ma'am I said the view is terrible let's settle this in a civilized manner my name is Gumball hi my name is we need something cunning something clever something subtle [Applause] hey girl dude are you okay foreign [Music] dude I I think you had a little accident happy baby [Music] oh great now I can see exactly where you're looking [Music] some two points Boom Boom come on Santa you need to go up as well as down I don't think he's gonna make it he just needs some encouragement and I used to get me the mattress I have lots of wrinkles hmm okay Claire [Music] again clear look you just need to know that I refuse to know dude you don't have yours you're just covering your gills you won't hear the future but you won't lift a seat either if you can't breathe [Music] no not this time you eat old car parts no no hold on but it's fine everything is great your help no neither is that get those chips out of my face try it by anything that moves [Music] how would scientists have invented the quadruple bypass if we had a first invented the quadruple cheeseburger gentlemen here to hear you through the power of laughter it's doctor fun ball and pop arrow and Watterson [Music] your child ouch sorry man this is awkward what the what really what are you doing a factory dance we cracked the password that doesn't matter don't you get it and I use as a favorite child yeah but oh what is that it's a sad dance oh okay huh [Music] she's on her team man coincidence think about it look at this peanut doesn't it look a lot like a Nate and look turn it to little who do you get Infinity are we ruled by Nature mathematics [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes I'm afraid Alan's been cheating on you with everyone and I mean everyone and everything am I going too far no no you went too far about seven hours ago now you're going to prison so what's the surprise I can barely contain myself I sold your parents dude what did you expect you just rubbed your bare eyeballs with your fist thanks how you doing uncomfortable that's funny because a lot of people on this planet aren't in fact there's a lot of people who aren't really really bad how does that make you feel are you proud are you still feeling good what is through here's the money give us money cow uh does anyone need any help from my charity 9-1-1 dispatch how can I help I've got ah for the last time kid being heartbroken because elephants can't jump is not a medical emergency [Music] it works ready okay what does he sleep this is [Music] whatever I say and we'll never get in trouble again wow she looks great I was thinking Janice could do with a little facelift he he's giving into the extreme pressure to conform to completely unattainable standards to somebody oh hi Darwin hi Penny Nation diary [Music] me wow [Music] foreign okay guys this is how you solve kids our chimney has been kidnapped I think I may to go back inside no to live in the forest just pretend to hit me with the handle and I'll go down good plan on three one two ah yeah I'm actually quite happy with my life you see there's nothing going on they're just eating lunch and chatting what do you think they're saying the meaning of life is to find yourself if you found yourself not yet but I'm in here somewhere the worst you can do is give it attention for negative behavior I have always found that a positive reinforcement approaches what the what no oh yay does this look like music to you okay [Music] yeah [Music] what are the fries of the French are you a potato hey sure as the World is Flat okay okay fine you're right the front door wasn't wide enough for a bus but let's do it again thank you foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] cough up December 24th car collision with Santa Claus February 5th willful destruction of a Mobility Scooter April 2nd oh I see paints sorry what are you doing apparently your husband crashed the hijack bus into a house and assaulted a man with a rake Gumball how about me awesome like a handsome leather shoe OMG got to SL at V3 away tking out the trash SMH dude you spelled trash right I'll face things hmm should I add yellow what no dude has some self-respect just put hashtag swag all right oh hey Darwin oh hi procrastinator derived from the Mexican word which means midnight snack and the Viking word estimator which means pucker cheeks it describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark be careful Richard this old guy's Gonna Hate My baby Gumball please calm down I'm sure it's nothing what like like a date yeah I guess like a date what do you say I wish my face was on the other side I'm sorry but I don't see any kind of surprise for me inside this I'm sorry about yourself Jody I know how much you like free stuff who made you oh just me and Dad so they're all the same right of course great then let's eat oh wait you don't want that one Jody I think Dad was running out of mail by the time he made it here have mine it's got loads of mayo in it oh you won't want that then it'll be soggy here let's swap I love mayo oh it's no you hate Leo remember what oh yes I just remembered I hate Mayo [Music] oh for derp's sake there now it's fair for everyone [Music] hello see I thought it was him [Music] now I bet your tiny minds are thinking that what if there's something important we need to stay well why don't you ask the silent snake go on he won't buy it okay Mr Leonard yes yes first she uses you to get stuff then when you think you guys are friends she takes over your mind attaches yourself to your body and before you know it she's turned you into a funniest thingy so she can release your spores get to have many more people and Destroy civilization as we know it good now find the Tobias file ah darn it's a PFD we can't edit it what are we gonna do pass me that crap [Music] like two Murphy no wait back up of it all right cool [Applause] man I just did ah did I break into Mom's email account [Music] I think cheese is better than cake because you can have cheesecake but you can't have cake cheese what do you want do you have any idea how easy it is to choke a swan what are you doing skipping Stones that's what people do when they're down uh yeah but not usually indoors 5 colors your thumbs in the way I'm hundred [Music] thousand but why are we breaking in here what do you mean oh cruise ship my fellow Americans I think we all know where this is going so let's just get to the end the TV is broken finally [Music] [Music] thank you no now what the fridge what there's nothing in there exactly I transferred it to an offshore bank account Richard what exactly have you done with Mike sorry r no wait actually my money like I said I put it offshore but not before converting it into gold [Music] what's that all about it you'll miss this when it's gone what's the meaning of life you have to half the life to the foolish dude look at me I've I've at all I've been tired is that all you did well yeah I was 18 so yeah and how was it you know your life oh man it was really good for 70 seconds and then really really really really really really bad for a couple of seconds how is that living life to the fullest think about it would you rather live life to the fullest for 70 seconds or live a boring life for 70 years 70 years straight up no no no no don't go it's four in here [Music] I'm not sure yeah curse this arthritis indulge into the senses a feeling of total satisfaction and pleasure is the highest form of existence in your house turn me up but not too loud for fear of disturbing someone enunciating to the masses I'm here to tell you of the relevance of air ticket it is quite important though I feel you may not get it yet feet on the seats I'm sure I don't approve hold the door for the ladies when they go through wipe your feet when you're entering a neighbor's house and when he choose a gentleman will always close his mouth close his mouth close his mouth the speed of either spreads is beyond belief when you sneeze please be sure to use a handkerchief handkerchief getting anything now yeah it doesn't matter anyway I just don't want to be left alone you see it's the silence the terrible silence some days you wanna take it easy easy with some country goodness for your family kick on back and smile for a while have a joyful Burger do it in style [Music] really a place I can't go home thank you joyful Burger well I found a dollar in the glove compartment so I went to that new drive-through convenience store the convenience store isn't a drive-through [Music] s listen I need you guys to wax my dad looks like we found the source of it all come on let's investigate you have to admit it's kind of weird to ask us to wax a car hey man we were not management thanks which I bought for one good point one good one good points what are good points I don't know their points I get for doing chores from my parents yes yes the test results just came back I'm afraid your mom is at 90 water now pop the hood where is where is in Paris what do you want for you to wear pants [Music] and then it would get bigger squeezing all those fish into the gas tank Gumball the future Starts Now [Music] no stress we got you dude that's January hey are you stupid you go I think we need better toothpaste of course I'm going to the gym liar I'm getting anxiety attacks oh thank you [Music] I don't see how that proves I'm a poser costumes too hot and anyway it looks nothing like me oh there there you are the goose is stuck in the hammock yes the potato is wedged in your tailpipe I'm not sure what we're talking about anymore Darwin is no longer my best friend best friendship is begun with Ocho uh ouch these cups in this ball are worth two thousand dollars but as you my son I'll let you have them for 700. [Music] [Music] I'm sure gonna miss this pretty face but it needs to I'm bowing out with Grace foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] hey buddy where are you going with my tires what are you gonna do with the curtains of the window come on oh cruise ship oh little friend be free now what you do when you arrive in prison is you punch the biggest guy in the room then wow my fellow Americans I think we all know where this is going so let's just get to the end [Music] [Music] foreign game of knights and princesses [Music] what good moral sweet him are you happy now I've got to spend the rest of my days as an easel it's all right for you Abby's gotta hope he doesn't want to sharpen that pencil again huh skaters wear like rags and shoelaces for belts because their identities can't be bought I don't know who I am anymore everyone is fighting and it turns out sharing a room with a very old man isn't nearly as much fun as I thought it would be have a nice day there you go thanks Mom oh I'm sorry but I don't see any kind of surprise for me inside this I'm sorry I'm sorry straight back and your knees at a 90 degree angle it's important for your legs and hips to be in the correct position sharpener yeah what exactly are we trying to prove here I guess I am Gumball actually it's Uncle Gumball which makes me more powerful than you so go play my own oh no really then son nice and easy okay [Music] William make an effort please I need everyone on set to hear what you say come on diction diction action oh wait [Music] we need to go faster uh Dad I think you need to take the handbrake off what what what I'm not a dad what was that where's the candy there isn't any just garbage to symbolize how rotten the Vermin man is on the inside here then here and here then here then here no then here [Music] no no no no what is in this candy what a nice kid [Applause] oh hello officer really I don't remember any reckless driving well I think it just won't pay the fines and wait for this to all blow over bye dad you're in reverse foreign [Music] [Applause] oh man online dating is complicated women are so hard to read these days like what does this mean your payment has been declined [Music] all right I've had enough of you you're going right back right back to where you came from [Music] hey big eye what's up it's awesome what's that you drawing oh very good is that Mommy and Mr Daddy and where are we oh we're the flowers [Music] so should we get on with it oh we need more [Applause] [Music] okay cool like what's the Tactical Advantage here that doesn't look are your parents struggling to pay for your techno toys make them apply for the Techno power gold card [Music] so get out of here [Applause] hey little blue man you need to pay and get your prize from the auction fine what's the prize a kiss okay you know what whatever [Music] I really wanted was for people to treat me like a normal person and sing Happy Birthday to me no ready Darwin happy guys what are we doing I've got the perfect tool to get us out of here and that that's my ponytail s oh no four thousand dollars is the title of the painting it actually cost twenty thousand dollars same place we weren't gonna find four thousand dollars we need to think of something we can actually afford or someone nice hey cupcake hey hey cupcake Hey kid hey what your head is massive I have no idea what that means but it looks extremely insulting is it the Vulcan gang sign I don't wait to the grocery store sure I can watch me go [Music] ah sir please open the door okay although this looks bad it could be a whole lot I learned how to wiggle my ears check it out wait are you saying you're only wearing a trench coat right now I don't know am I [Music] it fits you like a glove thank you you have run three miles and burned 20 000 calories goal achieved what else is new I come with a free album download by a popular band [Music] it sounds like she's being graded through a guitar by bunch of Rich smuggle people wearing leather pants how's this to breaking your day your face is poised your eyes are full of life your fur is so soft [Music] Irish for a world in which everyone can live together in peace and harmony [Music] all right maybe there's something I can use in this alley there's nowhere to run Skelly wig [Music] my real name isn't Sam wait so your name's not Samantha that's all no there's more you're bald I'll give you one more clue you're ugly okay one more clue [Music] we could take it home and build a Little Gnome house out of match sticks and mushrooms and find him a little no mine so they can have loads of little known babies then they have to move to a bigger house and they can't keep up with their mortgage payments anymore it's a horrible part of gnome town and all the fancy known for today not supermarket it's for your own good dude could she be in the wheelbarrow [Music] or maybe she's in the bushes well maybe in the barn hey Buck can you pass me that nut spinner Flex wait what is that how you doing feeling comfortable that's funny because a lot of people on this planet aren't in fact there's a lot of people who are really really bad how does that make you feel are you proud are you still feeling good what is wrong with you give the money give us money so we could give it to them do it now get off your couch and do it do it now oh by the power of the banana it is my duty to ask if there's anyone here who sees any reason why Gumball and Penny should not be joined in marriage speak now or forever hold your peace hey guys happy wedding thank you according to our interest scheme you now owe us 7 578 this really couldn't get any worse unfortunately the interest rate doubles every second so you now owe us 15 156 dollars it's really really couldn't get any worse thirty thousand three hundred and twelve dollars four dollars [Music] oh come on I wish Mom didn't raise me so well because this deserves a much stronger cuss word [Music] gotta love that heat right and here we witness the delicate for seconds in the life of a great bald eagle but who would expect such a sweet chick to also be a Natural Born Killer if sharing is caring then this is the eagle that just don't care okay there is is this one [Music] she's she's the one good choice it's also a bargain at only 199. [Music] this is escalated a little too far do you really want to have a fight foreign [Music] [Music] that was terrifying yeah well at least your soul was going upwards [Music] sorry kids but there's no school today the staff above and evacuated to the hospital [Music] dude you can at least show some concern yeah you're right just encourage him with a bit of tap dancing [Applause] [Music] what's wrong what's the point is like snow laughs [Music] what are we talking about here I'm saying it looks to me like you don't know how to skate oh hmm I guess you won't want my presence then [Music] of course we do here you go guys I check for being my favorite grandkids wow thanks [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] did you have a nice day at school no [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign why because all babies are born innocent and if you thought all babies were born innocent check out these baby sharks eating each other before they're even born Darwin smash another plate hold on [Music] thank you [Music] goodbye [Music] sir excuse me coming through [Music] hold on sweetie let me get that for you [Music] this morning what's up thank goodness can't see my shoes I'm gonna shake him off over why it's a special treat for my favorite little guppy that's wonderful you're a great dad you're a great dad great dad I'm [Music] you have reached your thumb up limit please walk away from your computer look at yourself in the mirror and give yourself a thumbs down uh boss can I have the day off day off take the rest of the year off you're fired no please this is all I have Nicole I have some bad news oh yeah what did I say to gumbo the call of a freshly opened soda no [Music] section D just after section City [Music] we welcome our new rulers put on loincloz and surrender is their slaves she meant we need to find their mother well it's still a democracy for now so who votes for my ID the babies will follow her to the river and the town will be saved you make a lot of sense hmm okay [Music] I was walking down the road one day and I saw a big parade it was green and it had things in it like balloons and yeah I love them but sometimes I feel like I'm the only one around you still get in contact with reality together that's why we forever ever I love Elmore plus it's like real life but with none of the consequences yeah you get to see what everyone does and how happy they are and how much better their lives are compared to ours [Music] all right kids let's go [Music] come on I'm not hugging you we're both in towels man you gotta start dating again what's the point because the Tokyo platypus is known to store up to 600 worms in its cheek pouches what wrong spoon no it's a back scrap said to use the fancy cutlery dear Darwin dearest buddy hmm to my best companion dear Darwin you are not only my brother but my best friend you are not ugly your face is fine and I feel utterly horrible about what happened today I hope we don't stop being friends over this I hate to see you upset because when you cry I cry may we never let this happen again your best buddy Gumball yeah not sure I see that's much look Principal Brown first that was a face [Music] that's my leg and uh there's one more where that came from very nice [Applause] [Music] as you can see the brain is composed of many sections dedicated to emotion here's anger here is sadness we just don't know and finally this is the shame gland as you can see it's pretty dried out dude could you put me back together please Philly how's that that's what I learned something what are you doing it's weird I'm good it looks like you're trying to lay an egg with your face please stop it okay thank you please I said I come back [Music] [Applause] half price loyalty points buy one get one free two for one and double discount that comes to the store owing you 50 cents mother why is that woman trying to pay for her groceries with scraps of newspaper she probably didn't study hard at school dear what's that drink chest right according to this book connecting with your roots step one is to provide the appropriate amount of sunlight for your loved one which means they shouldn't be kept in your bedroom so that's why I threw Darwin out last night I'm pretty sure that book's about plants well that makes sense because part two is covered with fertilizer you have the right to return any product within 20 days you do not have to buy anything but anything you do buy can be added to your reward card you have the right to redeem unlimited coupons if you do not have a coupon you may be provided with one by the store thank you what is wrong with you man nothing now all I have to do is increase the oxygen supply shut up the calm dogs at the least valve which should combined with avoiding H2O Kickstarter reaction which will blow up the whole school foreign I think you should give her a warning this was kind of unfair okay what you probably want to try is shouting before you throw the can good idea heads up give her a point for surviving this oh sorry okay sorry about that I think I'm better now higher higher higher what are they what are they where are they is it really that important of course it is this is crew book The Barbarian without his weapons he's crew Puck the weird dude who hangs out in furry Underpants and looks like he's angrily trying to shake hands with people faster that's not how you take out in the 96 Olympics [Laughter] [Music] just let me deal with this Waterson no I haven't lost weight no I haven't done something new with my hair no you don't have the Bubonic plague no you can't have a second opinion on that therefore no you cannot get a note to skip gym class what was that don't worry about it thank you what are you sure this is gonna work because I really don't want to go to gym class did you bring your moms yeah did you bring your boo cause you're gonna who well did you bring your F because you're gonna Ale come on well what would you say did you bring your door cause you're gonna get slammed yeah but follow me [Music] next up Joe's mom in the reflex challenge just to be clear none of our moms know what's going on right my mom never knows what's going on running I'm just putting the show in The Showdown am I wrong yeah this is how you like strut 199 Brazilian [Music] the little platypus who took the wrong bus oh man it's intense how do you feel about it anyone up for a game of squash [Music] hey you need a ride oh wait I do actually uh you got a spare helmet you don't need a helmet when you're cool that's right buddy I'll give you think I'm tongue that's just how I feel inside you look better with the veil on nothing I know you're holding back because [Music] people they are going to want to see me with my shirt off yeah you can take this table if you like yeah uh never mind hey buddy where are you going with my tires hey stop that guy has to be stopped [Music] I still love you Mr Smiggle [Music] the princess who one day came out of her armor and she was beautiful [Music] beautiful [Music] huh [Music] video game comic book RC helicopter ping pong when I get hungry [Applause] you get the idea [Music] Waterson don't forget your middle name what I have a middle name what is it you can't remember no that's it no more place yeah help there's someone in my house I see are you in the house right now yes and that someone is you okay solved you're welcome okay Dad you're there we coming from there we go around there and we can meet there is that clear let's go [Music] [Applause] okay yeah I know we got so much in common by why and does she have a middle name it's too late e-r-r-r-r six r's [Music] thank you could you stop breathing down my neck The Situation's tense enough why don't you use your real name instead of your nickname great idea wait what is it what do you mean what is it what kind of guy doesn't know his own name you don't know what he gonna do you can do it's Saturday our sacred day of staying in our room without interruption which you've just interrupted bye which means tomorrow is I know Justin thought it was safe to go back to our bedroom [Music] sorry I didn't know you were coming so there's only two plates okay can I use my hand at least never mind so Darwin I hope you don't feel threatened by me do you [Laughter] know [Music] okay how to grow a butt what age will I start laying fish eggs here better fish environment I know it what are you looking at Darwin's browser history the what sorry we had no idea you were techy enough to check out internet browser histories please go on okay okay so let's just try some irrational Solutions first I'm listening well foreign [Music] [Music] wait are you saying you're only wearing a trench coat right now I don't know am I miss us Hey kid hey what your head is massive hmm what are you doing hmm foreign bikinis but you're not sure if the milk is off my face what is it happening are they wiggling real food in the vending machines huh with their pants down grabbing everything they've seen putting it in their mouths even if it's a part of your Anatomy they get into fights for no reason and end up crying and hugging then they just go on slurring unintelligible knots until they pass out wherever they feel like it they're like they're like British tourists ninja George traveled far and wide but it was full of dangers on the way he met a giant so we had to defeat oh yeah and then he met a beautiful woman Brian Peter's saying the whites white Steven's son Jay David so sorry about my friend Mister okay now pick your teams [Music] oh me oh why are you trying to smile anyway I found it oh that's not jump to conclusions it could be any principle Brown on that FBI warrant it's a common name this is perfect Gumball not quite yet sugar but it will be but you say yes what what are you doing here I invited him wait who's flying the plane no the guy who lives on the other side you know a really small pricing playing enormous ass piano a normal sized person playing a really tall piano someone tickling the sky Tickler no him oh [Music] Ben do you kids want to do something for charity yes what charity is this for again save the pigeons I made the costumes myself pretty cool huh although the parachutes are rated for slightly lighter people is that gonna be okay yes good [Music] at least we saved some pigeons oh no no no we raised awareness of the cause okay kids sometimes when you're an adult you have to lie all of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings oh yes are you coming or what Ah that's better to keep going I don't know what you're doing but you should be ashamed of it did I hear someone talk about alternative medicine the land of Slumber a magic world where one can fly or breathe underwater a place where rainbows flow like rivers and animals dance on clouds A Place With No Limits where oh where shall my wondrous imagination take me this time hmm foreign [Music] when you think about painting do you think about something like this yeah well that sounds kind of silly silly you think this is silly Mommy why must you work so much Daddy arise from your Slumber I appreciate me I'm troubled probably lost don't hate me because I'm beautiful Ben do you kids want to do something for charity yes what charity is this for again save the pigeons I made the costumes myself pretty cool huh although the parachutes are rated for slightly lighter people is that gonna be okay yes good [Music] at least we save some pigeons oh no no no we raised awareness of the cause wait who's flying the plane foreign thing I've never harmed a single living thing wow I really nailed that line but maybe he's right I'm home oh hey patch hey buddy Mom Dad I've got some news I got into Yale for microbes oh we're so proud of you a chip out the old cell lining 20 generations of our family have lived in this water for almost an hour and you'll be the first to go to university son I'm so sorry let me just psychic Crystal convention like a crystal convention where uh yeah yeah okay so that's ten blocks down Third Street on the right thanks did you tell him all that with your mind no then what did you tell him yeah it's not appropriate to say out loud and relax [Music] breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe out breathe breathe out breathe out prescription hugs prescription hugs hey there have you ever considered using the power of hugs as an alternative to modern medicine hmm hold in the Name of Love my brain is amazing when I find something boring it actually prevents me from hearing it I don't think it's your brain I think it's his he should seriously give up on his herbal teeth and this portion represents colostus Bluff remember kids please take care cause Danger's luck [Music] [Applause] okay everyone take the rest of the day off I'm just gonna he's finished me off every second of my tragic existence is pure Agony uh I couldn't remember the exact energy points I needed to strike so better safe than sorry but hey at least it worked you haven't sneezed for a while maybe I should read a book chapter one Gumball and Darwin ran through the living room screaming [Applause] number one I have not retired and number two if I was retiring his and what do you doing out here [Music] um I felt sure it was a fire drill and no I was gonna oh you kid's back inside you hear me available now for a limited time missed her small self-funded Masterpiece the small hours featuring the hit single hit single [Music] ring a haunting ballad this boy's not my son [Music] and the party favorite rock and roll orthodontist [Music] oh man the wildly experimental mother no if I don't heal you and you don't finish this fight you will never find balance why does nobody ever lose weight can you really heal me yes with this ancient technique I think I'm okay well all I can say is if there were to be a fight at four tomorrow I would probably be in this office listening to loud music with the blinds closed [Music] oh please not him let science let us down we might as well give him a chance please don't say it no please no [Music] [Music] [Applause] I will serving some Bridal realness there Mr small [Music] oh my goodness real it's come to greet me as a brother of the forest embrace me Noble creature will that be okay well I don't know this is one of my more brutal traps I don't know [Music] I'm not sure searching online for me snowman surprise will yield the most constructive results [Music] alone chill out dude it's only me I'm just kidding we're here for you dude [Music] why am I looking at the floor [Music] okay you guys gonna ask why I look so down or what sorry dude I thought that was your gaming face yeah mine looks like a lonely Widow looking out at the ways that claimed to see Captain husband mine's like halfway between a sneeze and a Belch [Music] what [Music] you're right books can be as dangerous as video games there's only one reasonable thing to do become better parents and look after our children in a sensible way no [Music] any other bright ideas how about Mr small scoop therapy it's really good I've been to every single one to cure my obsessive personality every single one haven't missed a week try to we never have to worry about the end of the month again I could get a submarine to school every day but there's no wonder between here and school well guys I get it it's because there's plenty of fish in the sea and um you uh won't catch up you won't catch a fish with no no no uh and you need the net to catch and you need the napkin first I always thought that I would meet my girlfriend by bumping into her and accidentally switching briefcases or she runs me over with her pickup truck and while I'm lying in the road she gives me CPR and when I come around she wipes away the dribble and we share a passionate kiss how about prison you got a rom-com scenario for that why you look like the kind of guy who loves Taxidermy and long walks in the dark I guess we're gonna have to do what every teenager does on the internet filter and crop and voila everyone [Music] excuse me foreign it's all about these homeless kids who learn how to pickpocket [Music] face to face I keep getting terrible devastating mood swings but it's fine everything is great all I need to do is relax really really relaxed that move you know a lot of people find doing something with their hands helps take their mind off Cravings let's search for things to do with your hands whoa clearly dedication and good intentions aren't working time to put our faith in something that looks like science but isn't it okay your help no neither is that get those chips out of my face origami that's a great idea feel any better not at all well at least it hasn't upset anyone hey guys if you see parents no never mind uh if the food enters your body and exits it while it's still in the supermarket it's technically not stealing is everyone here good welcome to the Therapy Group wait it's just you guys you can't be a group of two that's a Duo I just thought Duo therapy sounded weird it is weird my name is Sarah and I am obsessive about Comics movies Gumball Fan Art fan art and Gumball and Darwin making lists about things I'm obsessed with uh howdy this was the credit card company's answer when I asked if I can order things online spend like that for three days I think they're working in Shift come on am I the only one who wants to open the box opening other people's mail is like staring at the sun the more people tell you you shouldn't do it the more you just gotta Richard we're over here oh yeah sorry [Music] there's plenty of fun things we could do to take our mind off opening the box just think outside the box play some music on the Boombox maybe go watch a boxing match or just open the box uh what does a laser sword sound like she seems teleportation is dangerously affecting your DNA so you're saying I'm getting super powers no that's a rather specific interpretation of what I just said but you're indeed hey there is a 99.9 chance you will turn into a cyst like pile of Flesh with tongues where they shouldn't be tongues oh right I I understand good finally so you're saying there's a 0.01 chance that I could get super powers whoa what's that I've been trying to get super powers just imagine what I could do with the powers of a nuclear resistant parasite repel girls even more I'm Penny's father right do you want to come to my house it's Mr cuddle's funeral I could use some support from a friend Gumball are you even listening this Saturday 4 P.M it's it's a date oh I hope everything was to your liking gentlemen here's your check I don't think we'll be paying and why would I give you a free meal because that's a sort of generous touch that guarantees you a glowing five-star review I don't think so four stars it is then hey one bad review online is all it takes to drag a place down talking back to a customer three stars let's take it down to two maybe we can get a free dessert a one star Larry okay okay three five stars would come again we'll take the desserts to go we don't do takeout why can't I eat chocolates instead of vegetables because Sweet Child chocolate is fun for a treat but vegetables are the Cornerstone and are very important and you need to make sure delicious if you were talking while you were eating then where did hi Alex well Mr Cuddles was Penny's Pet even though I never met him Penny's pretty hot so I'm sure he was pretty hot too besides sometimes in life you make your own luck you see you take a pinch of success a dash of failure you mix it together and that's what makes life cheese is better than cake because you can have cheesecake but you can't have cake cheese he might be the best looking guy in the whole school Gumball have you seen your yearbook photo no interruptions will you sign Terry's birthday card uh sure [Music] breathe out Breathe In Breathe Out breathe in breathe out [Music] superheroes are all named after animals and insects for a reason the city's been invaded by evil alien robots but fear not tree man will save us by silently standing in a field with nothing but the power of going bald annually already the merch yep aren't you gonna eat that aren't you no you know I can't eat stuff do I well you should do I'm your girlfriend are you okay to you happy birthday to you happy birthday I'm Brian well I was only trying to help what's this [Music] thank you [Music] it was so refreshing you just straight up apologized to me normally you'd try some kind of hair brain scheme to win my heart back you're definitely making better decisions and I think everyone's starting to notice it why you just every week endangered species was last week exactly I'm dressed as last week that's history right anyway pandas or history by now you just forgot didn't you yep I'm not sure about this ah come on chill we've got all the bases covered oh it's green week yeah I even filled up the bus with cod liver oil instead of gas excuse me computers one three and four work please surf responsibly actually after some books what are coming here for the computer yeah no I want to learn about the history of plant culture you're in luck I'm doing electron Plan history soon and oh I'm busy that day she didn't say when it was could I just have the notes do the notes have notes yeah could you just summarize it for me you want me to summarize the entirety of plant culture and history yeah preferably in one word photosynthesis one that I know ow whoa love the green rainbow Tobias it's not a costume I think I have food poisoning I'm a plant I think we're pretty important Leslie yeah meet me too let's do loads of important things really name one only one but there are so many okay then give me five let's just start with one shall we okay then give me one uh foreign what about the um do you know the big thing the big green thing the woods no no the other one bigger the wet one the rainforest the rainforest nothing so yeah I bought all the stuff on the list you gave me peanuts almonds cashews multiples that was a list of for allergies that's what I'm saying left in the place [Music] dude I told you it's a troll Jeff it's just looping just one more minute [Music] wait totally worth it oh I know we'll make it look like an accident there a canoe accident no that's not quite right how can I help just a dream please something like this uh sir there is a slight problem if you're worried I can't pay I could assure you I went through my waste purse this morning actually I had another concern you appear to be bald bald bald win okay come on buddy we're almost there so fast boys if I drop this number and mint into this unbranded color it'll give me enough Firepower to blast you through that Dawn fast what you gonna do with all that cupcake cause I'm trying to verse two of us stand for my friends only I don't want you there eating everything and weirding them out just give up and that'll be the end of it otherwise we surrender oh look your friends are here these aren't cupcakes not lemons and the icing is baking soda the real stuff is in the shed foreign cupcakes were made out of toilet paper but I kept eating anyway are you sure yes is everything okay I love the dress let's try a smile like this ah I feel like I've forgotten something we need to talk Waterson when that's what led to the defeat of the British in Saratoga you wrote dental hygiene when asked what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for you wrote dental hygiene and when asked which medical profession did the state of Connecticut become the first to license you wrote dental hygiene one out of three that's the best you've ever scored there all done let me show you the back perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect same time tomorrow of course sir crept across the hallway it was getting louder and louder drip leave a mean review about Larry online and ruin his life with complete anonymity hmm that's both lazy and cowardly pass me cup [Music] anyone know my login we ate too much I'm gonna loosen my belt me too there's only one solution we welcome our new rulers put on loincloz and surrender as their slaves she meant we need to find their mother when it's still a democracy fit now so who votes for my idea uh the babies will follow her to the river and the town will be saved since young lady that's the only Center what foreign [Music] eggs and foot fungus I'm a boy a dork bag even her voice is gross well hang on how come she can hear our secret thoughts cause you're talking out loud yeah that makes more what happened no way with this to be honest yeah I thought we could I have no idea what went wrong what dude see this laughs [Laughter] about some sympathy there you go make yourself comfortable I for one cannot wait to meet our new little sister I know right it'll [Music] um hey where are you going the hell's terrifying yeah well at least your soul was going upwards little teddy is having fun in the backyard with a butterfly butterflies are pretty but watch out little teddy [Music] okay everyone take the rest of the day off I'm just gonna [Music] dude have you lost your mind what the what are you doing keeping you safe he almost stepped in a puddle you could have slit a rose drowned dude a tiny bit I love you too much to let you get hurt oh can you say I'll keep everyone safe are you kids all right [Music] what but it always looks like that now [Music] oh Mom Darwin is being a complete mom no offense to you and Marathon look at these [Music] fair enough so what are we gonna do whatever happens we do absolutely nothing first we shall neither bathe nor groom ourselves instead we shall clothe ourselves in the ceremonial roads of the blanket toga then we shall open and close the door of the fridge so many times that we lower our standards so many times that we eventually settle for a feast of expired pickles slightly fermented orange juice and what was once butter may now be cheese if the glasses are dirty we shall drink out of bowls and if the bowls are dirty we shall drink out of plates we shall Nest under a blanket on the sofa for so long that when we stand up we will suffer vertigo and immediately have to lie back down and we shall continue to do not until we are plagued with the guilt of laziness and the sweat on our foreheads let's turn to Greece then my friend and only then will we have earned the right to go to bed in our own juices see it simply went away who the who is that [Music] oh hey too bad about the detention that's all right me whoa Clayton your disguised as a water fountain yeah well nothing interesting ever happens to me so I thought I'd try becoming inanimate objects and wait if Clayton was a water fountain then I must have been drinking come on let's go before Simeon catches the real me [Applause] [Music] what's wrong that's the music from my dad's generation too much [Music] how about a joke knock knock dad what no so that's one large fries I mean I don't have any real babies with my dad sure he's made mistakes but now there's too much time to catch up and all this has left me in a bit of a pickup but he's going out to make up of his life it's so hard when a parent desserts you and now I don't know what to do every night I scream inside I just feel so awful I had to tell them how I feel but I guess I'm too much of a [Music] have you ever tried whole grain bread it's far better for you not everyone can afford organic stores Carmen maybe you should check your privilege how about this for a slogan [Applause] hey it's it's what is it huh yeah think about it like a nice relaxing bit of gardening hello and welcome to gardening time [Music] let's play a game Oak [Music] s there they'll love my old chewing doll they don't make them like they used to oh even better my real space guy and there's still gunpowder in it oh and my little atomic energy kit what kind of child wouldn't want to play with a little uranium oh boy please don't tell me I needed to specify children's toys this time I got arrested for violating 14 International peace agreements look have you tried just expressing your feelings to them feelings you mean like hungry oh dead no but of course how to brainwash what did you do I followed the advice online wait yeah protect our freedom who will make sure that Society doesn't fall apart who will keep the street safe for every man woman and child who will make sure that we never lose control of our destiny not the cool hero we want but the petty uptight and boring [Music] you need to get your job back ah no I don't have it in me well someone were to jaywalk ah it wouldn't matter wouldn't it I remember a certain pastry who once told me that if one turns a blind eye in the smallest misdemeanor before you know it the whole of society falls apart really yay walking right in front of the police isn't there any law left in this huh well if that's the way it is why should I pay for this ice cream huh why don't I just help myself why did I just take the whole darn truck [Music] foreign dude we've seen the truth and the truth is the unknown but the unknown can't just be about the truth the truth is the unknown can only be as truthful as the truth of the unknown can be and that's the truth we've changed the world as we know it for the first time since the last time let me introduce our new Bobbitt system coupled with our new updated microchip and a new integrated AI this operating system allows the user to enjoy a truly singular experience giving you access to a whole new range of functionality it isn't just the perfect blend of software and Hardware it's lifewear bobert let the future and the past Collide to Define your present oh can you not be excited are you not satisfied with current version of friend I don't know are we getting a truly singular friendship experience processing information results indecipherable garbage [Music] such a rich small little people wearing leather pants Kitty well you know how we can't keep up a cover soon yeah it goes limper than an animator's handshake exactly but what if it wasn't us doing the talking what do you mean role-playing if it works for Fedora Wizards in some basement why not us who are you gonna be then I'm akane ryuku a shy anime Kawaii girl who likes corgis and friendship okay let's go 88 plus 39 plus 14 plus 62 plus 51 is oh oh and rice winners our poor kung pao chicken and chow mein correct dude this pizza is so Frozen I can't tell if that's parmesan or ice crystals and this pepperoni is saltier than texting the letter K as a reply yeah and this corn is dude I I can't think of anything try harder okay I'll try to come up with something to say then okay dude what is going on [Applause] one last time please not him let science let us down we might as well give him a chance please don't say it no alternative medicine please no [Music] did someone say alternative medicine what does that mean it means this how do you feel like I got punctured 200 times and set on fire I meant between the two of you I no still have nothing to say to him me neither wait wait I I can feel something coming yeah me too it's like my tongue is tingling [Music] this is

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