Guess Who Is High Or Drunk 4/20 Special - Off The Rails #32

[Music] two [Music] shout out to the island man this your boy uh what's Tom Hanks uh what's Tom Hanks checking out of the island [Music] it's full 20 man time to spark up brother [Applause] we pray to the green my my I don't know not good hey but today is sponsored by honey hey [Applause] stop thank you okay the game oh of a lifetime out here we should smoking big Donuts in Amish what foreign what's the big old doinks that's young king Dave you don't know about young king Dave the goat dude Big Dave Young King Dave let's no what's with the doing oh you can't have no we we've talked about in the show have we not out here smoking doinks with the Amish big old door in Amish he's in a town called Amish and he's smoking big old doinks would you like to see yeah yeah I want to know what we're talking about here but today is of course April 20th 4 20. you know I don't even smoke weed but smoke weed every day it's a fun day to celebrate I have no idea who this guy is what y'all talking about dude he's the goat man smoking big old doinks and Amish out here in Amish smoking big joints in Amish he's in a cornfield all right big old doinks that is a big doink he tragically passed away a few years ago what happened he had uh I believe it was a lung infection oh my gosh and uh wait a lung infection could that be from the big doinks it could be trade him but his size didn't really help and um he was a real one so rip young King David rip one for Dave today this is Dave's day well if you're into it rip some big old doinks at home because we got a fun game here today the last time we played this game we played who's High but we needed to up the ante this time so what we have here which we're going to play oh can you cut to it I'll pull I'll move it in so basically we're going to be playing who is high drunk or crossfaded or sober or or you know fasting for Ramadan which is uh which is our good friends who we love so well responsible kings and queens well you're already guessing that category come on oh Ethan they're jumping the gun a little bit here you guys are sober there's no that's not necessarily true it is thank you for your concern oh my God you're tearing the whole set down but anyway there of these remaining non-ramadan Observers so one some of y'all gonna be crossfaded some high some drunk some sober is there only four contestants or uh five okay so there's gonna be five of you guys and you've already gone one wrong so yep what no I'm kidding I was like [Music] um you know last year by the way Dan was he blazed but he's like a regular Blazer so he says Dad you gotta get blitzed today you gotta get doinked out I don't know if I'm even smoking though right that's true yeah doing huge bong grips but whatever whatever I imbide you gotta get there too sufficient uh the Dan abides we're gonna do it after the break right so we're gonna do it after the break because we still have to run a show here so because I don't need my whole crew being totally blinked out but it's going to be fun going to be a great one for a change for changes uh at the top of the show here we have lots of Goofs I'm gonna hold the Goofs offs until you guys are doinked ding dong dink doing we're getting dink doing today baby so let's just do our stories at the top of the show here uh top of the show we've got uh where's your start oh this was this this story is kind of dope so Mr Beast is being accused of creating an unsafe condition for his videos and this was first showed up then in Philly was this a Philly D ude well it was he did report on it but it was making the rounds uh on all the typical uh websites so like what was funny is that we tried to track down the store origin of the story uh he did this video where he put a guy in like solitary I watched this video I watched all of his videos actually so he put this guy in solitary confinement gave him ten thousand dollars a day uh put two up to a million dollars and then every day he removed one of the items from the room and they're saying oh this is just cruel that you put this guy in a room it's like uh unsafe but here's the thing like a at 11 seconds at the very beginning he literally has a giant red button by the egg it says Exit push this button you can leave any time guys do you know what that if you think this is prison I don't know what the hell to tell you bro personal chef he had a hot tub an ice cream machine no but the most important aspect of course is because a lot all that stuff went away he ended up being there for like 30 days or something or 20 days but what is important is that there's a giant [ __ ] red button by the exit ecobush anytime and leave any time now correct me if I'm wrong because I've never been to prison but I don't think they have those there maybe in Sweden but not here yeah I feel like listening but it's too much for you I get it you can push the red button so it's a non-story like totally a non-story um but then there's it's this story floating around by the way the worst I want to see uh Philly detox about it yeah it became enough of a story that uh that the guy in the video felt compelled to tell people no I was totally fine I was safe there was people checking on me and everything but um I I don't think anyone was really even mad it was like one of these weird things where it's it's like a phantom outrage like nobody's actually outraged but everybody's adamantly defending the person who's being uh canceled did he put him in oh yeah he did not only did Philly D he's Philly he's a smart boy he needed a thumbnail and title that's what happened right yeah not only did he talk about it which I'm doing now but he put it in the thumbnail and title of the two guys the truth about Mr BEAST's accusations and backlash so did he acknowledge that like it's not even a real thing well he says the criticism is [ __ ] but he doesn't really mention that there's no criticism yeah so it may have been like a tiny tiny amount but it was well so what's really interesting is that we tried to track down the origins of this and it's like the snake eating the tail kind of thing yeah it's like one media reports it and then another media reports it that's hard to pinpoint exactly where it came from but Philly D shows a tweet parties and work parties possibly the best thing to come from the pandemic and the switch to work from home is just as Philly lost some weight eh he's a skinny legend wait wait he lost a lot of weight uh perhaps yeah dude what Philly go get it boy damn son get after it what he's looking good it's free training for a fight who's he gonna fight no I don't know I'm gonna fight I'm gonna jump you I'm just gonna fight scare scum for me yo Philly okay apparently I'm the only fat one left on YouTube now it's just me and Nick Accardo oh no 347 is where the tweets at so we just I'm sorry to do this to you Phil but we did a little investigative journalism ourselves because you know we hit hard and we never miss on the show never never have we met um what was it baby 347 347. okay so here it is and his team were endangering Josh's mental health with him noting Jack so is this the Tweet oh yeah yeah that is the one yeah so solitary confinement is considered form of torture in many places I don't like the direction these videos are going right he cut out the likes dislikes we tracked down this tweet and it had zero likes yeah correct so missed the mark with that one how did this turn into a story well from a tweet with zero likes yeah that's [ __ ] fascinating yeah and you know Philly may have just got it from the other reports uh that were going around I mean like I said you see that same thing or other reports uh I think I did to see it in at least one yeah that's awesome he might have just pulled it from there my suspicion is that the person who wrote the original article used their own tweet because who the [ __ ] else oh I'm sorry again I cut you off no no no no no just that it is interesting how sometimes again I mean it was enough that the the people directly involved felt compelled to like make a statement and push back on I don't know on nothing nobody was really in that yeah the guy made over three hundred thousand dollars completely voluntarily you know wasn't forced into anything you know what he said they were checking on it you know I saw it yeah yeah they were checking on him all the time you know why solitary confinement is torture because I know this is crazy oh boy you can't leave oh right yeah no that is that's one of the worst parts of it for sure so that that's kind of the whole point I was just you don't communicate with anyone I mean he was being talked to every day every day they would come in and give him more money someone would come in and like play with him and hang out with him for a couple hours Jake Paul facetimed him on one of the days yeah I don't know why that happened that was part of the torture I was jealous I was just watching something about super max prison and you know that that [ __ ] is pretty gnarly that'll [ __ ] Mr B should make a video about that now oh yeah well you do get paid as a prisoner what like 20 like 13 cents a day or something or if you if you were if you work but this this super max prison you you are allowed out of your jail cell one hour every day yeah well that's more than he got so yeah right just saying and a new fiance because they actually popped the question when he was done but despite the crazy amount of money what seems to be if you got engaged Mr Beast and his team were endangering Josh's mental health with a noting generally solitary confinement is a form of torture however I do have to say in this instance I think it's a really stupid [ __ ] hard is it so what do you think about like reporting on something that isn't a story just to defend him because you're still bringing attention to a story that doesn't really exist yeah I mean sometimes you just get gaga you got got by stuff like that like I don't think it's necessarily malicious but and I mean it it probably became newsworthy or report worthy to Phil again when when the people involved felt compelled to like respond oh so that that was before he reported on it yeah oh interesting it was a great opportunity for me everyone needs to relax why are people mad for Josh when Josh isn't mad which makes sense because Josh is an adult I just can't get over how skinny he is who made a choice at the beginning and every consecutive day and or moment to continue being there resulting in him getting 340 thousand dollars all right well yeah I mean listen I'm listening oh here I am Philly how many thumbnails am I up to on this guy's Channel now oh we should do another count yeah we need to uh we did that that was a few years ago let's see here's one I see Joe Brook being dangled quite a bit yeah I believe Delbert might be making a move there's only one person ahead of you when we did it but the the count but that was like 2019. wait so dobrik is making dude Dover is in like every thumbnail this is a threat to my Supremacy I think you started that Trend so you think I can take that as a point to me yeah damn I see myself want another dobre Dover dobre holy [ __ ] I feel his song Still lots of hassans oh no the Betrayal it's coming from within the house um God only one of me this is tough you're falling off oh here I am here I am fell off oh man here I am another Hassan though I'm saying critical a lot too wasn't PewDiePie at the top before yeah it might have been PewDiePie that so it was close definitely have fallen off a lot since then I do see him still somehow I don't know how like look at this one from four months ago what PewDiePie mukbang controversy exposes like what what the [ __ ] a PewDiePie mukbang controversy this guy [ __ ] this guy pulls stories out of thin air bro and God bless you though skinny Legend but like holy [ __ ] what is the PewDiePie mukbang controversy I don't uh I don't oh here let's click the videos bastards welcome back to the final schedule Phillips the first uh story 15 the year 2021 it's titled PewDiePie shares concerns over mukbang videos right so he must have like criticize them or something but the title is the title was like that what PewDiePie mukbang controversy exposes this is why he's the best in the game dude we can learn a thing or two from Philly oh here I am Burns oh yo it's it's me and Capcom hell yeah here's Mr B yeah so there you have it you know if there's this leaderboard we need to oh even all gas snow brakes made a experience with a Hassan Johansson is racking up points all right get worried here I am again shame on you Ethan Klein and Assad biker I remember that was a circus yeah yeah yeah zero zero ground to stand on when it comes to click bait at this point though we have fully embraced the meme bait yeah on this channel we did a poll about we have one where you were in the hospital yeah yeah no I agree appreciate it well we have one when you're in the hospital where you really were well then we have one where you were definitely there was one in the hot where I was in the hospital and it barely attached to anything that happened in the show my favorite was the one with you with a mug shot with a black guy but to be to be a little bit fair to us this is a comedy show and he's like doing the news I mean you know not all click bait is created equal obviously for instance click baiting your daughter having cancer perhaps you know that is a good way to get used listen Philly is a skinny King and we love him without uh reservation that's it I just thought it was interesting how that story yeah I mean just spawned from a tweet with zero likes but like you said it's likely it's likely that he was just well like you said the other guy might commented on it so right I'm just saying at that point it is a story well there was a tick tock going around as well but the tick tock didn't provide any examples of the backlash as well interesting um okay great the same just same Logan Paul is doing a new nft project after his last one dink doink was a huge hit super excited for everybody to make lots of money on Logan Paul's new nft project s take a drink on my chest yeah yeah ding dong you're my favorite can you pull up the ding dong craft while the Sun's place [Music] is just like uh [Music] normalize scams it's incredible hey guys today I'll be uh taking your money for nothing invest it looks like ding dunk is valued at one quadrillion 24 quadrillionths of a penny oh it's on the rise uh no it's not that is not looking good my friends wow that is a pull that is a that my friends is basically worthless is like critical mass of worthless right there that's funny because if you go to like one day or 24 hours you go hey that's looking pretty good A lot of movement and if you go to Max that's very bad [Music] so there you have it well don't forget about dink doing because there's a new one you know he's got this concept I'm just going to talk to this camera I'm not gonna watch this video because it's two minutes the concept's not bad he takes it he goes I'm gonna take the cruise just video I can every day uh Polaroid not a video or a Polaroid yeah and you're like okay fine I thought he was gonna make like a book or something which is like a cool little memorabilia thing yeah I mean if I was going into this blind this trailer is so well produced and genuinely makes it seem kind of cool uh except but the ending was like oh baby yeah there's the part where he just randomly slips in and also doesn't have too uh and that you know is a little eyebrow raising yeah did um did Mayweather punch him in the face too hard because one of his eyes is like hella lower than the other I never noticed that one of his eyes melted down am I crazy might just be the shadow yeah Macho broken though I see what you mean though but um anyway so let's watch it I guess because whatever so awkward hi my name is Logan whole life I wanted to be the biggest Entertainer in the world and that somehow led to me fighting Floyd Mayweather and then a couple months went by what was supposed to be this peak Monumental Life moment just felt like a moment I still it wasn't enough I wanted to create something that was Timeless something that reflected who I was behind the camera and then I came up with an idea 99 Originals it'll be 99 photos that I take every day over the course of 99 days an artistic Journey actual art I can't stop thinking it's the only thing I care about this picture is an entity that's that was like garyvee literally coming out of his mouth every picture is an nft right everything I do I'm going to turn into an nft this morning I took a [ __ ] what am I going to flush that down the toilet and wasted some potential I took a picture of that should I sell as an nft that's scary these [ __ ] April 20th somebody buy it I used to my entire life I need to take the craziest coolest photo I can every single day for the next 99 days [Music] it's gonna be perfect but it's one on the Polar one yeah oh is that Oliver traitor I can't believe all he can't believe they verified that some of these are a little immature anything with like tits and sexual it is low hanging fruit right I mean maybe he's right bro maybe I just have to like dive a little deeper into my mind bro I gotta go to Mexico bro the tits and drugs are cutting it Maverick clothing across the world Zach that somebody's so [ __ ] funny I'm about to shoot it foreign [Applause] [Music] so okay it's a coming-of-age story oh no not Greg Paul one's peeking through the window of a van of Greg Paul hooking up with the 16 year old yeah he's like yo that was the craziest photo I could take of the day and that's what I meant by like if you don't if you don't know anything about the context and watch this like it's a very well produced it's a good trailer and yeah and it's got It's got some emotion behind it and stuff but then like you see red Paul I don't know if you caught there's for some reason they decided to include the footage of him assaulting that kid for calling him a person oh [ __ ] right that was just like in there randomly it was like I saw it when I watched the trailer but wait that was good Embrace that Dre Logan Paul was like blackout drunk and attacked some person somebody insulted they called him a [ __ ] where was that that was before for this can't stop thinking it's the only thing I care about this picture is an nft take the craziest coolest photo I can every single day for the next 99 days I noticed it the first time I watched uh maybe it was oh there it is oh there you go yeah yeah yeah so this was like this kid just came up to him and said some [ __ ] and he was plot passed out Johnny like slapped him any clued that that's awesome the Polaroid that's kind of weird bro literally he slapped him in the face and it's in this trailer it's a weird Flex yeah it's a weird Flex you're a weirdo bro so many photos to get one good one we've gotten Goosebumps looking at some of your forests there he is I [ __ ] knew it to get one good one I got goosebumps looking at some of your photos the sparkle in your eye about this he loves this one something about authenticity trying to capture the most amazing moments on Polaroid camera if this is real life isn't short you just gotta do more [Music] again I pushed my mind and body to the deepest darkest depths within there was [ __ ] light and it was beautiful okay I guess they don't really drive it home but yeah the whole point of this is to sell each photo as an nft correct correct as like an auction um now what's interesting is you saw at the end there it said releasing April 18th that was Monday huh uh what happened he uh tweeted an update on Monday saying they were pushing it back to tomorrow which would have been Tuesday um and I'm looking through his Twitter right now I it doesn't seem to have materialized so I'm not sure what's going on maybe they're having some technical difficulties or something because I assume he would have that crypto [ __ ] announced it here I mean he was giving updates on his Twitter so I'm wondering if okay here I'm wondering if on the website yeah there's no information they missed the deadline yeah so I'm not sure what's going on I was hoping to bid on the one of GP uh in the trailer but okay we'll see when it comes out I'll have to keep an eye out uh lost for words right now there's that there's uh and somebody said if it wasn't actually if it was actually somebody cool and it wasn't an empty it would be a cool project yeah no nft involved I'd be like this this is this is you know this is cool yeah this is like an artistic Journey but the fact that he's trying to turn into an NF T things he makes it all about the money and just this stupid [ __ ] concept here's proof that nfts are never gonna happen you guys heard about the story Jack Dorsey sold his first tweet as nft for like five million bucks yeah I think it was three three million it went on auction a couple weeks ago the guy who who bought it was trying to resell it and flip it it sold for 250 bucks did he actually release it or did he just like not accept I have no idea I just I saw the headlines yeah he sold for 250 bucks hey oh you got the update here let's see well if you got an update before I change the topic uh you go ahead with that but yeah Jack Dorsey I'm just telling you you guys this is so dumb do not spend your money on this [ __ ] also in 10 years nobody's gonna [ __ ] care about or 10 years in 30 days nobody's gonna care about Logan Paul Polaroid nft let's see I mean they could if he continues to you know no if he becomes president it will still be worthless if he's the first man on Mars it will still be worthless because it's just the first line in the article um he was struggling to attract bitters on Thursday with the highest offer just shy of 10 000 a year after it was bought for 2.9 Million he was having trouble getting ten thousand dollars for it when it was bought a year prior for 2.9 Million I think you just got to take the L bro when you're trying to sell it that guy's in trouble in financial ruin if he's desperate to get 10K for it yeah that that's called bad Roi right okay um oh sorry go ahead love some of these crypto Bros might see this story now and like just buy it to prove a point to prove that the right it's like no the market is good I'm pretty sure that might be what he's hoping for yeah pretty sure they missed their opportunity oh I see what you're saying but yeah no I mean MK for it I think it would have already happened yeah so Dan what are you trying to say something this is totally unrelated but when I pulled up Logan's Twitter I saw this on the sidebar and had to check it out apparently uh News man I see yeah good [ __ ] up a graphic and they were talking about black conservatives they included event Shapiro as one of their examples yeah he's black Adventure Fair As Black As It Gets is that just that credit in here or what whatever yeah I mean that had to have been a mistake but it's pretty good yeah no bench fear is black I don't see the problem with that ass p word also they must have really been struggling because Herman Cain passed away from covid so one isn't black and the other isn't alive anymore one of them's not black and one of them's dead that's true huh that's funny yeah oops that's pretty good anyone else guys I don't see color so I don't know if Ben Shapiro's black or not I just is he not black oh I see what you're saying because yeah I can't I can't see a color yeah it's very very it was very Progressive yeah I'm race blind are you blocked in no I'm not you're not okay because I can't see I can't see rigged you know yeah thank you yeah uh so and then you've got this other story oh gives a [ __ ] let's just have fun okay but we are uh at 30 minutes all right let me just thank our one sponsor honey and then 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part so what we're gonna do is basically a b and Lena are not uh gonna be partaking obviously is the holy month is it the month is that what is the month yep yeah it's the holy month of Ramadan isn't it interesting how it all goes down in April well actually Ramadan changes every year oh really earlier they use by like a few weeks each year so but the lunar calendar right is it based on it like around that time usually spring I just go with it you don't even know no I think it really does shift around quite a bit Yeah it shifts a few months or like a month earlier each year I believe oh so it can it can do the whole year it could be in September yeah yeah it sucks because when I was younger I was like fasting during uh winter time which means I could break my fast at like six o'clock seven o'clock but then my teenage years it was like late at night because it was summer I see it's usually always in around the same time as as uh what do you call it Easter right okay this was the first time in many years that all of all three lined up as Easter Passover and yeah okay this is a special very holy she'd just be like oh he rise from the dead apparently this month I don't believe it wasn't the Last Supper a Passover Seder am I wrong about that I think it was actually yes oh it was I I think so yeah Oh I thought they were just celebrating that his ass was about to get toasted no I think it did I think it may the last supper was a part of Passover and matzah you know they had hit the officomen all that fun stuff all right well get get out there and go get blasted so everyone's gonna go step outside as I explained there's gonna be five contestants right cross faded it means both high and drunk High obviously 420 Blaze chop the Brock bro chop the Brock bro drunk or sober and I'm gonna have to guess for each category disappointed of course that AB is not participating because last year it was a it was a a good one I think you're gonna are you gonna call us over there to grill us again yeah so we'll zoom out the camera at that point all right so you guys go go into the alleyway and go do your deed okay so what the people the people who are drinking are just gonna have to like chug I guess so all right drink responsibility people drink responsible yes of course this is under a strict supervision of these nuts no I'm just kidding all right guys have fun all right the crew is stepping out everybody is going outside to have a good old time on this 420. I myself am staying sober and sad I am not high I am just sober I am high only on life and Lexapro just me and you baby where are you oh you're at the switching station I am yeah so it's just me and ab oh and Lena hi Lena um so how you guys doing we are good I'm hearing an echo through Ian's headphones I don't know how he uh how he does this oh best Echo test all right so uh how you feeling about the fight by the way about hondar I I'm feeling good for the most part he seems to be taking it so seriously yeah I mean I keep being told that me and him are taking it the most uh well I wouldn't say the most serious but like we're taking it very serious of both of us I'm taking very serious because he's a lot bigger than me um but yeah I don't know we'll see how it goes as Ian said I'd have said it's all about the mystery so you know we found out apparently avi's coach as um there was Honda went on some boxing show with Ian with idubbbz and they told them who ab's coach was maybe you could pull up that clip and they're like what that dude's coaching a b you're gonna get [ __ ] owned and then the other thing they said is that apparently avi's coach killed a man in the ring yes um I didn't know that he always mentioned to me that you can die in the ring it's no joke but uh you didn't think he was speaking from yeah I didn't think he was thinking yeah exactly so apparent so yeah I mean but that's not your goal right I'm sorry that's not your goal going into the ring no no no but if do you have a if he dies he dies kind of attitude or uh no I really hope uh neither of us die he's a nice guy um I hope we just put on a good show but you can't really die unless you're like is it like you have to hit like a truck to kill someone in the ring or can it really just happen on kind of a fluke it could happen I mean you could just get the right punch in the right area and that's it but it's super rare like I mean how often something like that happens you know I would I would assume that it's rare but after following more like boxing content on Instagram I've been seeing that it's more common than you'd expect like even my gym has posted in the past six months like three boxers no nine in the ring yeah from the gym or just in general no in the uh in the actual ring like an actual match I just pulled up a stat it says which has more which is more dangerous MMA or boxing considering the number of deaths in ring based on statistics there's nearly one death recorded per year related to MMA but boxing there's 11 deaths per year yo boxing is way more dangerous than MMA what the hell that's that's surprising yeah that's really surprising yeah what Lena how are you feeling about all this nervous but I'm trying not to stress it until the day of well you gotta are you wearing a helmet baby no no helmet no okay topping you'd say yes uh me too each year 13 blocks with an average die but come on who how many how many deaths are there in about in an amateur fight like come on right yeah I mean you never know you never know I've like there was this one guy in my gym is his first time sparring knocked out the other guy pretty bad uh he was okay he didn't die but it's just it's scary seeing some of these people who've never boxed before seen how good they are the first time in the ring so so someone got in the ring who had never fought before and knocked another dude out yeah whoa knocked him out cold what is the most dangerous sport let's see okay football hang on let's let me tell you boxing is not even on here I don't know why that's interesting she's trying to send this video right now but love maybe you can help me love is still here yeah why are they excluding boxing from Sports they got number one at oh boxing is number two only behind Mountaineering so apparently people just be dropping dead Mountaineering which kind of makes sense but boxing is number two uh well okay well I the thing is I did take out a life insurance policy on you I didn't tell you and uh Lena I'm actually the beneficiary so sorry just edging my bets there you know they have you heard this that um insurance companies do that they take out life insurances on people and they collect the money that's insane yeah I haven't heard that I saw a whole documentary about that but they won't even tell the family and then when they [ __ ] die they just get paid out and don't tell anyone it's crazy I think it's crazy the chat says you guys are talking about death and from a bunch of people who are stoned as hell well they're not here yet they're not here yet I think they're talking about chat itself I think oh the chat is blue let's go chat listen Amy could die a little insensitive Ethan is trying to freak out AV hey bro it is what it is I'm just thinking out loud here I'm [ __ ] 420 Blaze nothing if you guys think that's yeah that's funny you guys should hear what my coach tells me every day you're gonna [ __ ] die idiot yeah like you say [ __ ] like that pretty much I can't die yo did you not find that clip love I want to show I'm waiting for Amy to send it to me oh what you waiting for a b to send it to you know he's waiting I sent the clip in our WhatsApp group I'm not sure how to pull it up because it's not sending a Discord it's stupid yeah now I can't just sound it through send it through all right so here's what I'm thinking I'm strategizing already okay last year Dan was high so I don't think he's going to do that also I think Zach doesn't let oh Zach does smoke occasionally he said right maybe yeah he does Cameron is a Cameron blazes definitely Sam does not Blaze nor does Ian no so who who's gonna be CrossFit like who would be comfortable getting blitzed crossfaded oh this is going to be hard I did pretty well last year the only ones I got wrong was Dan who was like obviously probably didn't even feel anything because he's a he's a machine I'm surprised Dan got past you last year he was he was acting totally sober yeah but he's like yeah he smokes a lot though I I feel like he's uh you know how to handle himself and then Kim I think cam also got me okay I'm gonna be sharp I'm gonna be slick this year they're taking their time they must be [ __ ] getting lit to be honest I believe some of them may have started a little early so I think they don't get too messed up I think they usually start early every day in preparation for this episode all year round yeah so apparently by the way amaranth Friends of the show revealed that she makes 1.5 million per month easy she said quote uh Maine only fans alone not including her other stuff clears one five to one for a month pretty easily God damn that's some cheddar eh yeah but she's got to be like one of the top 10 earners yeah she is I forget what percentile it is but she's in the top she got to be top zero one but that's pretty incredible it's amazing how much money these women are making when they are owning their whole chain of production yeah instead of like Bang Bros make becoming like trillionaires off other women's work holy God hey oh and you know what in the spirit of 420 I've got a great story for you guys um I don't know if I've told this story before let me you know what let me wait I hear them coming let's let the drugs settle in their systems I'll tell my story and then we'll get to the game here they come I hear them you're sniffling like you're giggling coughing yeah here comes the the Goofs the Goof crew you guys ready all right they need one were you there the whole time Ian no yeah no you just sent me that message afraid of Ian wait what about telling the the bong start oh I I sent it from that was you yeah all right I'm gonna so yeah I've got I've got this story that was one of the most traumatic things of my childhood to be honest um but I'm gonna wait for everyone to sit down I see cam I think ah I think Zach is Zach what the [ __ ] are you even trying to pretend not to be drunk right now so I completely came in gave Amy a great big bear hug dude he was breathing my ear like Darth Vader clearly Under the Influence he's chewing gum too which think which leads me to believe he's trying to mask just for the smell of what we're all chewing gum just for the record everybody's chewing gum yep Dan does not have gum in it there's other people with gum I swear to God all right we'll see about that so cap came in with his hood down cam why don't you join us over here if you can't if there's space all right you got you got the mic it's fine no we got a camera over here oh you do yes indeed oh [ __ ] dude that's sick so uh Dan and Zach Sam and cam have all come back excuse me so as I'm gonna tell the story as the drugs kind of settle you're talking about Amy's coach though what is this big ass file you sent me love I don't know dude it's impossible to send it on this what the hell I had to download it and from Google Drive I mean on this quick notice we'll dance back what do you think about a b this is the clip we were talking about where they talked about Amy's uh coach our killer damn did he change his name for you yeah the Starkiller sounds pretty intimidating huh it does uh you know I don't know uh I've just been trying to mind my own business focus on my own training I know he's got a really good coach out of uh La too um you know I've got two coaches any names uh his coach is uh Wale omotoso a lucky boy you've heard of wait his name's lucky boy he has a nickname yeah ooh because he's lucky to be alive wait why because he's lucky to be alive because I know but like was there specifically he's just had a really rough life Nigeria and like there's this one kid in the gym who's a lot younger but kind of has the biggest mouth in the whole gym and he was making fun of my coach saying oh that's corny and uh my coach is like it's not corny if it's true and I was like yes good point yeah you know he's probably yeah that guy sounds interesting he's coming on the show right yeah he said he's down oh I can't wait your coach sounds like such an interesting guy I can't wait to talk to him so anyway here he goes yo that's some respect on the lucky boy though this guy's [ __ ] he turns to Hunter and goes this guy's [ __ ] while they look uh lucky boy on my toaster he killed somebody in the ring but a right hand yeah he's like from Nigeria or Ghana one of the two yeah used to train with Freddie Roach and his manager was Steven Fetter yeah [ __ ] bro damn bro one of my coaches so I'm training with Mike wait who's your coach then so I've got two coaches I'm training with Michael quick Flores he's a three-time Golden Glove champ he went to Nationals couple time and then I'm also training with uh Myro Burgos he runs Headway boxing out of Eagle Rock and crickets who are they Abby's got this in the back I'm in La there oh you're in L.A yeah yeah yeah I never heard of Eagle Rock yeah and ain't never heard of them boy um think of Eagle right is it is there any pro Fighters coming out of that uh coming out of that zone or training out of that it's it's a family room not no so how did that make you feel a little bit I mean I kind of felt bad for Honda during this interview he's a really nice guy yeah I felt kind of bad but I mean these guys but you could tell them pretty hardcore though but you know what for once hundred if you're watching this you see what I go through on the daily basically enjoy it I'm gonna lose so you know it was nice for me to not be on the receiving end for once I can't wait to talk to your coach Abby's got this in the Bag Man how did you even end up with like the gnarliest coach in the country how did that happen I so whenever I was offered uh to take part in this I initially like I immediately started doing research and me and Lena the like the week I was offered me and Lena went to like five or six gyms every gym we went to was like really clean really nice I didn't know about the reputation of my gym at the time and would walk in there'd be like some like young guys oh yeah dude for sure we got you man we're gonna get you there or whatever you need and like and then I went to this gym and it was like be into hell there's like tape all over the floor it looks like kind of you know it looks being up uh and the lady at front I was telling her that I'm gonna be in one of those YouTube boxing matches and she goes oh she goes don't don't let anyone around here know that yeah she's like she could just say you're an amateur and you're learning you know keep that on the deal oh [ __ ] and then um like she was asking about like she goes are you okay with like someone who's a little harder on you because you don't have a lot of time I'm like yeah I'm used to it I come from a strict family I'm used to uh I'm from Detroit yeah I'm from Detroit I could handle it and then she introduced me to Wally and yeah went from there so you chose the most [ __ ] up strict crazy gem yeah wow good for you man I think you looked it up after you visited and realized that it had yeah I had no idea who Freddie Roach was and like I sent the gym to some of my friends and they're like holy [ __ ] like that's Freddy roach's Jim I'm like ooh I'm like I just knew him as the nice guy at the front door why are they so impressed because anyone can go there right and train anyone could go there but like Freddie Roach like uh a lot of celebs go in there and like Freddie Roach will take the pros downstairs like he has a downstairs gym that's only for pros oh interesting but he's like him himself he was a great fighter he's a legend himself but he's trained a lot of like uh people who won championships like uh what's a Manny Pacquiao oh really son his son's in there with me every day Manny Pacquiao's son you spar with him hell no hell no this kid has been boxing since he's crazy good yeah wow um but he's really nice guy but yeah no he's like yeah scary very scary wow and um wow well good job baby that's actually real interesting that you chose the most [ __ ] up one what do you mean the Gym's all Haggard like it's just like nobody cleans like what's going on no it's just it's been around for a long time it looks well like they used to like have cars come outside and just open the windows and people would be there on Friday nights just cheering from the parking lot just like crazy events and like yeah like the Rings where I Spar like there's like duct tape covering up the holes all over it so it's just warned the [ __ ] worn down downstairs is real nice but again that's fine for the pros okay yeah but like there's like no waste or anything like when I first came in there I'm like where are the weights they're like your body's the weight there's no machines no workout machines it's just bags and yeah wow so you're on the prison floor gym basically and downstairs is the is the big boy well that's props to you brother you're I think you actually got a good shot you seems like you've undergone some real training from a real boxer and whoever's uh hondar's coach whoever that is Golden Gloves we'll get this I was real confident because of my gym then I found out that Honduras coach trained at my gym so it's like we both know Miyagi dough we're both yeah I was gonna say do you know who his coach was yeah um he well my coach knows him uh they're friendly um oh [ __ ] your coach knows his coach yeah what does he say about him he's not that type of guy I mean he didn't say anything he just said that he knows him he's a friend that's it see it Ian's items coach was ready to talk [ __ ] about anyone like he had him I was like what do you think about this guy he's like I [ __ ] him up all right let's get to these uh these uh inebriated Hooligans here oh I wanted to tell a story maybe I'll do it after the game my most horrific 420 story but I'll save it is everyone feeling sufficiently as if the drugs are in your system you feeling good if they're there are drug centers I mean people who drank the alcohol you're under the influence it's it's flowing Zach is the alcohol hit I don't know what you're talking about okay nice try all right so let's see I'm going to interview you guys know the rules I'm going to interview y'all one by one you're going to come sit with me and I'm gonna guess if you're drunk high or both or sober so let's start with Zach who came in and gave AB a big old bear hug [Applause] I have a seat Zach let's see what's Zach has done a 180 he's going back to his seat please make sure the mic's which mics oh good man here is the thing I'm gonna put it on the board all right Zach is this you Maybe maybe Zach's shirts keying out pretty hard she gotta rep the nation on Cheech and Chong 420. so tell me you got you went outside with the guys yeah and what did you guys do out there we just had a good old talk good old chat so tell me whoever drank alcohol what did they drink uh it was on the level of uh Everclear and uh some real hard grain alcohol a little moonshine what was it that they drank Jack Daniels Jack Daniels shots how many shots were taken I mean isn't that a subjective question not if it's in a shot glass it's very measurable I feel like that's subjective how is it subjective you literally pour it in a glass that's a subjective question why is it subjective oh oh he might be high [Music] this man is Blaze right now you're high right now there are there are three categories right right I'll tell you I'm high on life Ethan and other substances you're definitely not sober I know that so how many shots were taken I feel like I'm entitled to that knowledge um well I don't know if we really measured sure I mean they were just drinking it out of the bottle yeah okay okay I see I see that's why it's subjective yeah okay what else is subjective it's weird right now too yeah no for sure what else is subjective in life ah [ __ ] man subjective sure what's the subject do you think God exists I hope so you hope so why I I just you know I hope when we die we uh we go to a safe place I guess a safe place yeah I know science might you know put that down but I do believe that we could go somewhere why do you mean what do you mean science puts it down well so you know some people believe that I mean scientifically we decompose on the ground right sure so um what's 69 plus five do you don't ask me now dude 69 plus five 69 70 was 74 yes okay minus five 69 minus five 64 minus 20. dude please don't right now he's definitely high but he might be crossfaded dude I'm high on life I'm telling you are you hungry would you like me to make a pool for each person as they're up there for the audience I mean the audience can yeah the audience can vote for sure look just for the record my face is always right it's always right you're definitely ugh okay by the way I met uh Chantel's uh brother next door good guy yeah guy he's a good guy does he know what you do to her what the [ __ ] does that mean I don't know I just want to see your reaction you mean you're talking about what I don't know he's definitely high he might be drunk too it's a tough one dude where are we all high we're all high on life he's sweating too boy you are sweating she's the greatest can I get my input since I don't know sure go ahead yeah I don't know I feel like what do you think Zach would do Zach want to claim that he's drunk high or both dude why are we all high on life why are you saying he's both I think he's drop and roll he would take that we we are on the greatest podcast that ever exists in the Earth so so we're high on life okay well you're also high on other substances definitely Wade possibly alcohol why are you sweating so much I see the sweat I see the beads rolling down you're hot in here dude it's not that hot it's pretty hot man it is a little hot so um tell me about the most traumatic memory with your debt with Todd with my father well it's not popping beach balls I'll tell you that it's not it's worse ah it's the most traumatic my dad is the type of guy where he'd go out and look God loved my dad he'll go out and [ __ ] just not give a [ __ ] he'll go up to anybody what do you mean go up to anyone he'll just just he wants people known he's there he's he he wants attention he likes attention which like I I guess yeah which I guess I'm somewhat the same way you wouldn't say that I'm not like an attention [ __ ] no I wouldn't say that way but you worry you do worry that you're like your dad is that something you're trying not to be I find that there's a lot of Tendencies of my father good and bad right you know right um you guys should roast each other's dads well I had a running with Todd we call him the Todd and talk it was the first time I met him he's an agent he came with his he came all tucked up and he's got a little belly and it was just tucked up perfectly into a Todd and talk you know he doesn't wear underwear he doesn't wear underwear God help me I can see your dick I can see it maybe he likes that he you know he's packing he's got that Dad dick yeah but do you think that he's trying to show it off not necessarily but why wouldn't a man wear and then dress pants and dress pants for Christ's sake why wouldn't you he just he gets all bunched up that's what he says I wear undies I mean sometimes you get punched up but man you gotta [ __ ] wear underwear this is society he goes a full [ __ ] John Rambo dude you say your dad's got a big hog and when was the last time you saw it dude my dad [ __ ] walks around the house naked now mind you I don't live with him anymore but that's naked butt ass naked he doesn't give a [ __ ] dude bro how when was the last time you saw your dad's [ __ ] six days ago are you serious maybe a little less oh my dude Zach's dad is like seven foot I'm imagining like a Titan from like attack on trees dude he's been called Thor because he's got [ __ ] Thor's hammer dude the first time yeah I was in the parking I was in this driveway and saying hi to his dad and Zach walks up he was like Dad I can see your dick through the sweatpants yeah and his dad's like why the [ __ ] you looking and I was like oh yeah for sure God loved the man but Monday's on so he walked so what is the context of him walking around naked he's a free spirit man so you you I know you have a brother yeah and your mom so you're all you're like over yourself not he puts he dresses for Chantel right of course yeah okay just immediate family that was just you and your brother there and it's the weekend everyone's saying he just is butt ass naked well not necessarily like you know cruising around but like people get out of the shower before he's gonna go in the shower he uh you know it's in tight quarters why are you seeing him getting in and out of the shower he's just always rocked around naked I've never found him he saw his Dinger six days ago he's like he's just he just goes man he's proud of it God bless you know this is interesting people's name isn't that bad what's that down Chad's saying maybe Gary isn't that bad after all yeah there's always someone worth right well I just I don't think it's that weird I guess I'm used to it do you walk around naked at your house sometimes see I don't like being naked I got I like to I don't like you know what I'm saying I mean look do you think he just wants to show off his hog no I think he's just comfortable right so I mean I got I got nothing to [ __ ] be ashamed of are you saying you have a big hog what does that mean I I'm I'm blessed yeah what can I say all right congratulations thank you very much thank you thank you for that Intel um so family of so you got a big hog I didn't say that for the record I'm just you literally volunteered that's amazing I would I got no shame all right guys Zach I he's definitely I think he's actually crossfaded I have to say um let's put him on the truck this was going to be a tough one to nail down the uh the chapel agrees with you uh Crossfade is at 60 by far yeah this is real interesting I really can I can I say something sure go ahead I just want to thank you for everything go on giving me the opportunity when I was a young oh these come on let them speak you gave me an opportunity when I was 21 years old to show you what I'm made of and I thank God every day that you did and I love you I really do love you bring him bring that pickle hog over here one of the greatest people I've ever met in my life is Ethan thanks bro like in all seriousness well you have blossomed into such a talent well you started we needed a sound engineer and you turned into our Audi our DJ uh and you're like the sound bite wizard I mean your transformation back there has been incredible and I feel like the sound boards the sound effects is a whole huge part of the show and that's all thanks to your mastery all right love you all right take that big hug back to your seat love you too buddy happy 4 20. happy 4 20. all right so I'm gonna put Zach again I I really thought this was going to be one of the hardest ones to nail down but I'm pretty I'm feeling pretty confident crossfaded okay well that was interesting wasn't it yeah that one places all right let's see uh up next hmm let's bring out um Sam let's bring out Samantha Sam of course talented Lovely Sam who prepared this game for us and always looking uh perfect and Good Sam welcome how are you feeling great okay are you high that's not that's not the game I feel like you're hot just to ask that is the game that I'm I'm here to ask questions you just so you can just say are you high sure are you high oh my God am I yes I don't know I I don't know I don't think so Sam tell me um how is this 420 going for you it's pretty good nice good day so far good day so far are you planning on seeing the new Sonic movie I no no you're gonna skip that one I'm gonna I'm gonna sit that one out you know still recovering from the first one the first one yeah yeah um I smelled some kind of peppermint what is that um probably gum oh God chewing gum yeah everyone everyone was chewing gum everyone had gum except Dan well I spit mine out before I came back but I chewed on some me too Sam um people there are lots of comments saying you look very good you've been doing like a diet kind of situation I don't know if that's related but people are riding for you in the comments love Sam oh thank you that's very sweet yeah and I have been doing a diet situation and do you want to talk about that is that okay uh sure how much weight have you lost since when uh I've lost 11 pounds since the beginning of February super proud of you I know you that that's just incredible thank you great job wonderful how do you feel you feel good you feel complex proud and accomplished yeah yeah definitely do you feel high [Laughter] no have you seen your dad naked oh probably when I was really young not in my adult life okay good do you remember anything about his dick no I haven't walked that out good for you that's good yeah I mean yeah I'm naked around Theodore but like he's so he's only he's almost three like we'll go potty together or or uh he walks in on in the bedroom in the morning and I might be naked yeah yeah but at a certain age that's gotta I don't I don't want him to have those images in his head right right so probably around like five or so I don't know five what do you think's a good age for him to stop seeing me naked hmm 24. when does like the when does like the frontal lobe develop that's a good question can somebody look that up I actually want I need to have a strategy for this because I do not want my poor children to have that those memories I don't think I remember anything before I was like seven it says the frontal lobe develops when you're 25 years old by 25 that seems really late so I still got another year dude you can still get another year of enjoying seeing your dad's [ __ ] amen dude amen Todd exactly is your dad do you have a nickname for his [ __ ] I'm sorry to go off topic but I'd like to type the dude to have a nickname for it no never a nickname I've given a nickname with my friends though what's that Thor's hammer nice all right thank you I know too much about Zach's dad yeah we've all learned too much are you talking about outside of this interview do you know stuff no I just learned a lot yeah yeah so the the the poll a lot of people are saying you're high 62 how do you feel about that that's very interesting now uh four percent corrupt said crossfaded I have to remind you guys there's just there's just one of each right and then no there could be more than one of each but there's one definitely at least one of each there's up to two of each right yeah I will say that they're we're covering the full spectrum okay okay got it um so okay very good what's your what are you watching lately what are you enjoying in life hmm I haven't really been what's 27 minus three 24. what's 24 times 3 oh my God um I don't know I think it's in in the 70s range 72. very good what's 72 minus 21 plus 5 . 72 minus 21 plus 5. oh my God I don't know I'm so bad at math I think you're high I'm definitely there with you what um what are you planning on eating for for lunch or dinner you got plans grab legs oh really yeah do you dip them in something yeah like um like a garlic butter oh how do you prepare the garlic butter garlic and butter just garlic and butter straight up do add salt or anything or herbs um the crabs like boiled in like a brine with a lot of salt oh I don't really think they need to like add the salt did you cook the crab no no I'm going to eat the crab somewhere oh where The Boiling Crab is that is that a restaurant yeah oh I've never I've never been there before but it sounds really good is this an idea or a Sam idea I'm not invited oh is it a girl's thing it is a girl's thing girls hey let's get those crab legs all right Sam I think you're high uh crazy it is you're locking that in yeah I think I'm gonna I'm trying to I'm trying to think if there's any more embarrassing questions does Ian walk around naked not really yeah not really no walking around naked is a lot I think for and it's like does anyone here walk around naked Zach put your hand down the only time I do is when I'm waiting for my hair because they're waiting for you like when like Lena's bleaching my hair or something you're butt ass naked when she died it stains my clothes every time I'm just in my boxers why not just wear why not just I feel like you could wear underwear yeah I literally ruined them on Friday you sit there butt ass naked no he's dying we're watching uh we're walking watching peaky blinders and I was butting [ __ ] blinders peek-a-boo here's my dick what if you get a what if you get bleach on your dick that's gonna happen if you don't wear boxers I I like sit in like a position like this you protect kicked up in the back Abe's got a hog man [ __ ] dude why do you think that Zach I can just tell do you think about that a lot Zach baby's [ __ ] yeah sure thoughts baby he's my work boy I I think I have big dick energy but no I have a small [ __ ] so you're saying you exude the energy but in actuality right nothing nothing impressive yeah just misleading I disagree well he's okay okay well you guys are gonna have to sort that out yeah and let us know okay so Ian doesn't walk around naked do you no not really yeah we have too many like Windows oh so it's it's really hard if you had privacy would you walk around naked yeah probably butt ass naked yeah it's my house interesting but like yeah out of the shower but like on a lazy Saturday your butt ass naked no I I would probably yeah it would be like a after shower or yeah something like that situation not just like because yeah you know not like nudists not like Todd [ __ ] yeah yeah fruits like Bernstein [ __ ] your family's [ __ ] bro yeah love them though or at least I love you I can't speak French I love you too thanks buddy all right Sam um do you want to tell us an embarrassing story hmm certainly haven't embarrassed embarrass worry I had one about my dad okay when when you were talking uh to Zach okay this is a okay this is a sweet story so when I was younger I was on the school bus and the school bus hit a squirrel and I got home and I was really upset about it it hit a squirrel it hit a squirrel a big squirrel how do you how did you know a school bus hit the squirrel I was on the bus you saw it happen that squirrel ran in front of the boat okay and did you you just concluded like that thing's dozed oh no it was dead yeah it was for sure dead okay but I got home and I was so upset about it and my dad was like where so I was like I was at the street so he went and he picked the squirrel up and he had it taxidermied and we still have the squirrel to this day wow that is sweet and weird I thought it was very wholesome but attacks it I thought you guys would maybe bury it no it stopped hanging right so what did you what was your thought as a child when your dad presented you with this uh cadaver I thought it was so sweet really yeah that is really devastated about the squirrel but you realize it was still dead right yeah but it's now I could literally go home and like pet it right now you're gonna have to send us a photo is is that the squirrel in the basement it is the squirrel so you've seen this I've seen this what was your thoughts when you saw that squirrel for the first time you in I didn't know that that was the squirrel that's a legendary squirrel right there we're gonna need photos okay I'll text my mom and tell her to send me that's incredible is your dad usually that sweet and thoughtful that's like like that's Southern That's Country wholesome That's Country shows oh yeah us City Slickers don't get it no these folks just don't get it is your dad a big boy what do you mean like is he fat oh yeah yeah yeah yeah is that a southern thing uh I mean I guess obesity is higher there yeah so I would I would say I only ask because I know like if like the southern thing is like fat and nice oh yeah yeah I mean what does he get down with what does he eat what does he eat he loves Krispy Kreme oh wow I love it that's tough I want blueberry cake Krispy Kreme so bad you're on you're having diet Cravings oh yeah yeah for sure well I feel like I've known you've been high for a minute now the way you're talking about food and stuff um I'm gonna I'm gonna put you on high actually there's 20 saying You're Sober which is interesting but I don't see second place yeah I don't see it thank you Sam for sitting here and enduring my question here what do you got what do you think Abby hi uh definitely hi uh yeah I think High I think High I mean she talked about food first she goes on about the crab legs yeah with the butter sauce and actually goes into Christmas she's like oh I need a Crispy Cream right now yeah my girl is ah I've seen Sam drunk she's I mean Sam's always funny it's a different vibe yeah she's hilarious all right so so far we have Cam Dan and Ian left let's bring out Ian Ian is forced to interact with me how do you feel about that you look drunk this dude is drunk right now have a seat Ian what are you afraid of Ian Don't Be Afraid Ian so Ian you're being forced to interact with me that's right how does that feel to sit next to me and uh have to talk to me it feels good feels good nice thank you for saying that so how big is your hog since we're on the topic you know you don't have to answer that by the way I'll show you after the show okay why not now I'm live [ __ ] it well we'll get demonetized I know the game man come on Ian's a shower and a grower take that for what it is wait what why do you say that AB because it shows and look at this switching it grows that's horrible hold on I want to call attention to that right there there we go what are you afraid of Ian there's a big man so you don't seem sober right off the bat but I don't know if you're high or drunk so we're going to investigate are you going to be seeing Sonic 2 without Sam or is it kind of together or not at all I don't know the lore the Sonic lore well we never finished the first one so there you're not yeah I don't know I'm sure there's a lot of like going into the second without knowing that information you'll be lost right the plot is too thick yeah it's too you know it's too much okay that's fair enough yeah and do you what you what's your dad like I know your dad is English tell me about your dad well that's red flag right there now he's um he's jacked oh right he's like an athlete right he's like a reverse me which is interesting you know he comes in you what what's going on RAV really super English you got all the vernacular down yeah you know he's like what's for breakfast beans on toast mate does he ever say bruv for real no he's never said bruh but we have had beans on toast many times do you like that or do you find it odd it's kind of good okay yeah like I want everyone to tr like everyone hates on it but you gotta give it a shot just like some Heinz baked beans some classic toast I just I've never tried it so okay granted but you're talking about sweet baked beans on white bread I just I I just can't even I can't even forgive the English for thinking that up yeah and then for it to be universally adopted in the whole country is unforgivable and I'm sorry I'm sorry but that's just nasty look at this oh my mouth is watering right there look at it so you like like a nice crispy thick cut of rustic bread is that the vibe maybe you want to press that yeah I don't know what what input is that go ahead and hit F12 if you want to pop that open 12. F12 God damn it F12 the key the [ __ ] AP AB F12 what does that mean let's see if it's open that'll open this Dan's computer this is Dan's computer it's on the right input wait hang on we not be able to press F12 at this moment I think it's up oh okay we're good yeah we're good F12 is up so what kind of bread is ideal for you when eating I think you've got to hit the white bread if you hit the wheat bread yeah that's there's something wrong but like a thick rustic cut or just like Wonder Bread they usually have really like crunchy bread right the nice and things that would tear up the roof of your mouth yeah something that'll it'll fit those beautiful pearly whites they got over there in the UK get a real good crunch going do you is your dad's tooth [ __ ] up or normal no he actually has great teeth so there you go surprisingly do you find that English that stereotypes true that English people have [ __ ] up teeth funnily enough like the people I know um the Brits I know no yeah no no we're they're anomalies really so anomalies with perfect enamel yeah but my daddy was a very did you like that play on words thanks bro my dad was an intense guy he's an intense guy 60 saying drunk that's very interesting because I was feeling the same thing what gives you that I can smell it on your breath we all had gum I don't know what you're talking about tell me about your daddy the intense guy yeah he's like a football hooligan soccer hooligan oh wow okay yeah I like the 60s and 70s so he's really good at soccer he was good yeah when you what did he compete like in a serious yeah he um his first trip to the United States was to uh compete in a tournament he flew over here wait was he playing professional no no no no but it was some sort of school tourney thing attorney thing and so he flew over here and then how did he end up like uh to to live here he was backpacking around the states and then he actually he met my mom in some bar in Ventura oh no way yeah he was uh he was actually scheduled to do a road trip to South America then following day and then he actually he met my mom in the bar the night before and he called off his road trip wow then uh etc etc you know the drill wait did they conceive you like during that no no it was later it was later a few days later a few days few months and so you Dad is basically so he's an athlete he's a hiker he's an Englishman yes and then your parents came here they fell in love yes and um what does your dad do for a living now he works at uh ski resort he does all of the um right the painting and things like that oh he's like a service man at a ski resort he's like in charge of all of the uh sort of painting and maintenance on on The Lodges and things is he a skier uh he's a snowboarder now he's oh my God this guy is like an extreme athlete he's a mountain biker he's a snowboarder he he got me into this thing called snow skating oh I've tried that you wait it's the one time I went skiing it's a bad idea no that's what I'm saying I had the most traumatic I went with my friends who are like experienced scares yeah they said yo we're gonna do this thing called snow skiing wait they're tiny little skis and it's much harder right oh no no okay oh that's different but that's actually you did that yeah how did that go for you it was horrible I mean and then they're like they I went down the bunny slope once and they're like all right let's go do some real [ __ ] and they took me down to Black Diamond like I don't know if they're trying to kill me I literally like crawled my way down the mountain because I was so terrified yeah that's definitely they were trying to take you out I'm like why are you guys doing this to me like uh why did you bring me on this trip it was horrible snow skating is like a um it's like a skateboard deck oh okay and you don't you don't strap in why there's a little ski on the bottom and you throw the skateboard deck down you just jump on it and you you tied to your leg so if you fall off it like shoots down but then you reel it back in with a with a whoa yeah he loves that [ __ ] he's definitely it's more extreme it sounds like he's snowboarding yeah does it make you feel some type of way that your dad is like this incred like this extreme athlete I'm sure it feels some type of way for him when he looks at me he's like how did what the [ __ ] is this guy doing is your brother athletic like your dad or no he's a little bit it's definitely like he's in the middle okay and you're on the bottom oh yeah yeah and her dad always trying to get you do like sports and stuff and you're like no dad he'd get me to do some stuff um you know we go to the gym together be like what mate that's all you can do you know stuff like that that's not his real accent no it's it's a little it's strong but it's not that let me see your eyes you have beautiful eyes did you know that you have like yellow kind of Hazel yellow eyes or like hazel oh [ __ ] beautiful it's like Edward Cullen the bad element thank you oh wait oh like uh Twilight yeah yeah I just noticed you have beautiful eyes if I could add my input go ahead F9 if you want F9 thank you Ian has been looking at himself a lot in the reflection and Ian never does that he's been looking at himself on the uh screen a lot so what do you conclude from that I I say I'm checking my like Lord Farquaad haircut right now well actually since we've talked the drunk has gone down by two percent I still think he's drunk some people say sober not sober I think I do think he's drunk what are your thoughts AB yeah I mean if I had to guess I'd say at least drunk how much did you train back there because you don't seem like drunk you feel you maybe seem like a little tipsy hypothetically I wouldn't know right what are you afraid of one thing I do know is this gentleman is faded Zach Zach is [ __ ] up there's no question about that oh baby look at this guy I'm having I'm missing out right now I'm getting fomo we need to party dude you come down to Alley after the show yeah for a few minutes I want to talk to you in the alley cool kids hang out huh all right so um what's the vote what's the vote gonna be what's the matter you're in a hurry to get out of here are you afraid of you know what's the sauce is I do have to go pee and you guys have ruined that for me exactly you're gonna just pee like oh play play them off guys [Music] I got a piece so bad thank you the toilet is down the hall to the right the love I was trying to switch to you I don't know your input I'm sorry Ian is drunk come on Mom there's no question in my opinion and the P solidifies it because you guys didn't come in that long ago and that dude got to run to the bathroom I don't know what he's afraid of he's afraid of something what are you afraid of Ian all right last we have Dan and cam one of y'all is sober that's interesting to me hmm wow who's more likely to be sober Dan or Cam 's a hard one to read so is Cam actually let's bring out Dan and see if we can get a uh all right a read on the fellow so one of these two is definitely sober that's interesting only if all of your other predictions were right though uh none of those guys were sober I'll tell you that okay okay Dan's Gonna Come Are You Gonna Come no I'm gonna come thank you Dan for sitting with us yep pleasure to be here right off the bat I think they're high you're doing a lot of this [Music] [Applause] you must have smoked a lot back there because it's hard to phase you well I do have a higher tolerance than many in this office yeah um it takes a little bit to phase me yeah and um um let's see here you know about my dad yeah what's your dad that's what I was gonna ask have you seen your dad's [ __ ] uh not since I was a little kid what do you remember about it I don't really remember I know that that was a thing that probably happened at some point yes dude but no man I saw Dan's dad like I he was oh you met him well not really but I saw what he looked like what's he look like call his [ __ ] you saw his [ __ ] he's a handsome Jen I gotta say he was well of course he is look at Danny he's beautiful Dan's a [ __ ] stud but we were when we were at the concert he facetimed Dan and I'm like oh [ __ ] that's your dad oh that's right are you FaceTime your dad at a concert that's so sweet well he he was calling me and we were like in the crowd is that the gizzard concert the other one yeah last week what was it he wanted to say he's actually traveling right now so he was uh just checking in to say hey wow what a sweetheart he's over in Europe I'm seeing weed uh smoke uh blow in the background oh yeah did you do a dab [ __ ] no respect to the people that do that i I have done that once in my life and even though I've smoked for a long time that was way too much tell me about times where you got too high uh well that was one for sure yeah and I I decided that that was not for me um I don't know I mean when you get too high you don't really remember a lot remember we went on a camping trip for Fourth of July once like a bunch of friends I think yeah and yeah it was Fourth of July and we all smoked in a tent like hot boxed it with like I don't know it was like 12 people it was like one of those big tents and um yeah that can really get you you just sit there in the fume it's just like just baking it do you start to feel like paranoid and stuff when you get too high yeah anxious I guess is the right term yeah but I mean generally I handle it pretty well but some you know you can go yeah that was I mean 10 years ago at this point so wow long time oh someone's got to make a pulse out there it's high come on this guy's Blitz do you usually do some kind of celebration on 420 I mean I used to grow you're too old for that yeah kind of I mean we're doing something now today for the show yeah I mean it's it's been a couple years but but respect to the people that do you know are you hungry what do you think planning for dinner I haven't thought that far and you haven't thought that's our exam yeah I'm gonna plan these things impulse are you gonna cook are you gonna order food I'm gonna cook something really what's in the fridge actually not a lot right now so I probably will just order something okay okay okay yeah yeah and uh people are saying you might be sober hmm I don't know I don't think so you guys I think Dan is but let's are you gonna be watching what do you do at night you're gonna be playing some element ring you're gonna be playing video I'm watching uh the Attack on Titan fourth season let's go yeah you're enjoying it right that's really good yeah I'm enjoying it more than I expected I've liked the show I wasn't like super crazy about it but uh this last season took an interesting turn and I've been enjoying it quite great the last season was so good and are you done with Elden ring are you still playing that are you I'm pretty done I beat it a second time with the second character and I was like I'll come back I'm good it'll be DLC you know I'm still playing that [ __ ] yeah you're like level 300 or something all right I'm about to get I'm about to beat it my third or fourth time now are you there silly I haven't heard the sound bite in a while hello dude he is zonked the [ __ ] out you can I'm surprised you held it together so good for us yeah I held it together I mean better than just sitting there catatonic okay so your dad so you don't know if your dad has a hog or not what what is that this is interesting about your Dad what's interesting about him um you know he went to college to be a mime oh my God I know another dad who's a mime no way but he's a very odd man is your but your dad doesn't seem that odd no he's not on he's he's pretty normal guy uh he he I don't think he worked professionally as a mime but I have someone to want to be a professional mind um I mean he was a very eccentric young man and had you know he was uh he was the middle child of three boys and was definitely the uh the Rebel Son um you know I think he had a period of time where he's estranged with his parents uh my grandparents but by the time I was alive it was all good and normal well how he can't be that bad of a dude if his rebellious Fame is is becoming a mom right yeah yeah at uh Emerson uh college and how is that you can get a degree in mind them and pantomime yes so he does all this yeah I mean is he good at it have you seen him do it no he's all right he's all right he's not even that good at it in a long time it's been a long time that's awesome this was like when he was like 18. and I think he ended up dropping out and moving to California which is how he wound up here he was hippie hippie dude right San Francisco you think your parents ever had a threesome or anything I hope not probably not I mean I think they're uh yeah I mean maybe maybe earlier in their life yeah yeah yeah God bless do you think your dad's ever had a threesome uh Zach um I don't know seems like a key just asking he'll tell you no he won't hold anything yeah you know he will be honest he said he seems like a key party kind of guy said that I said that this weekend he does because there are a bunch of old folks that went to like a pre Passover seder and I'm like did you guys have a fishbowl key party oh wait what's a fishbowl keep party what's all these terms it's where Danny won't explain it uh well I think it's just they uh people go to a party and they put their keys in a bowl and then you randomly pick them and then you like that's how you like pair up what happens if you you don't have what if you pull the [ __ ] mon the ogre it's a [ __ ] fest dude don't get upset you gotta be down to block anything that moves if you're participating in a fishable keyboard it's a [ __ ] Shrek ogre [ __ ] fest it takes place in the swamp that's right dude so is that um so Dan at the moment 50 are saying hi 36 percent are saying sober that's the lowest level of confidence of any of these poles everybody else was around 60. yeah no no I agree boys Dan's high on life man I'm fairly confident you're high though I I I I feel like I I could tell yeah okay tell me about your mom uh what about her does she is she uh what's one interesting thing about your mom uh she's a writer for children's animation she wrote a bunch of cartoons that probably a lot of people watching the show grew up watching Muppet Babies she was Muppet Babies she's still active uh she's like semi-retired right now uh she she gets sucked in for gigs every once in a while but um is she is she because probably at the top Echelon you do really well in terms of compensation but I know writers in Hollywood are generally well in animation particularly it's yeah um yeah it's not great um not that our family struggled by any means I mean at times they did you know both my parents were freelance so feast and famine yeah exactly um but uh you know we did well and by the time she there's a story editor is a position and uh that field and that's like a you call it head writer I guess and she did that for a few shows and that's very that's pretty better that was when the family was doing well nice she worked on one of my favorite shows correct me if I'm wrong then JJ the Jet Plane yeah I think I think so wait what shows did she work on give us a list uh she uh uh she worked on um Clifford the Big Red Dog wow that's credentials that was the one she was as a story edited on so wow but yeah a lot of that kind of stuff like um younger kids between like like about Theodore's age honestly oh yeah very cool it's a lot of that kind of stuff but your dad also worked with her didn't you yeah he worked in that field as well on The Muppets they were a team actually so they both like co-wrote on that show they had the same job yeah it came about because my dad was working for Marvel animation just as like a producer or something in the 80s and the guy who like kind of created that muppet show ended up quitting and they were like desperate for people and my parents were together and my mom was right how they met no they I think they were already together oh interesting yeah but yeah my mom was a writer so and he knew the show because he was working on it and so they wrote a spec script and pitched it and they really liked it and ended up there it is wait do you have siblings Dan do you have a younger sister I didn't I uh well tell me about her we don't know anything about your younger sister does she watch the show uh no but um her fiance I know does on occasion so what up what up Patrick Patrick you better [ __ ] be watching this right she hasn't watched the show is it not her type of content yeah I don't think so she probably sees some stuff because of him but and what kind of stuff does she watch what kind of stuff does she watch Golden Girls Daddy call me daddy she watches all kinds of stuff I don't know she called me Daddy girl no she's she's a Disney girl she goes to Disneyland like oh she's one of those people that goes like my brother my brother does that yeah you know for my brother's uh birthday I got him and his fiancee season tickets right that's right that's like they go like every week man it's it's it doesn't go quite that often but she goes a lot yeah I wish I loved something like they do you know they go it's like great it's like how many times can you go together I'm totally honest with you right now please we were gonna go to Disney recently when we was in town or whatever in my heart I was kind of like I don't know you didn't even want to go I mean of course it would be fun and it's gonna be fun to go but we were just there like a year like I need a little more time right the [ __ ] a little more time to miss it no I I get you totally all right Dan well I understand people saying sober you I think you are high but you you carry it very well obviously and I am going to say watch cam Cam's gonna come out after you and be totally [ __ ] like blitzed and then I'll know you are sober no but I'm gonna say you're I'm gonna say you're high all right and uh accept that and that's that's what I'm gonna go with I think I think high as well you think that yeah what do you what do you think about why why are you going high I just I'm getting uh that he's not in the normal State of Mind even though he's playing it off well but I'm not getting drunk Vibes I feel like he's not drunk yeah the thing is he's I got a little bit of of nervous energy from Dan especially when he first sat lots of tapping kind of tapping on the mic which is bad etiquette which he knows better yes I do know better that's not necessarily well love you think he's sober yeah yeah I don't know during the reverse he's acting a little bit he's not acting come on you think he's pretending to be high then you think he's high yes that's what he did last time I think Nora did you act last time Dan well he didn't act but you assumed he was sober when he was actually yeah I think he's like being a little bit cheeky I think it's being a little bit cheeky all right let's bring out Cameron let's set up that Paul Cameron our last uh crew member is coming out he's in his bunny form is this what's the what is this bunny form you're in cam ryn is very nice we uh we got these in the mail this was uh somebody sent this and I just kind of leaned into the meme at this point what's the emblem I think it's what do you guys know what it is back in the booth there oh it's so you know you have no who's where did who sent it to us uh do you guys back in the booth there no I have no idea actually I think it's either like Achievement Hunter or something like that I just like it's bunny okay interesting well welcome the voice of the bunny behind us welcome cam thank you very much I'm already getting high Vibes Japan which means that I [ __ ] up something what what makes you say that the eyes are a little glazed is it really okay interesting but obviously I could be wrong it could be the lights I mean you have a big bright light shining in your face well you thought I was high the last time and you were sober right exactly so I think I'm a bit of a wild card but you sang that means that you're [ __ ] hide potentially yeah I mean potentially it could be what's left here oh you're Blaze bro your eyes are so watery did I [ __ ] it up with Dan no I don't know maybe I was crying back later I'm not sure I don't know where's the pull where did Dad go Dan's in the bathroom so take that forward what do you mean with Dan going off to the bathroom already maybe he's drunk maybe you got them all pegged wrong what'd you do I said he's hot he said he's high he could be drunk he's going pee pee wait what the [ __ ] what is this story so does your dad have a hog we're learning about dads here today my dad is in not to be a buzz kill but he's in heaven I hope but he's in heaven yeah okay yeah well I'm sorry to hear that what happened uh what happened with your dad I yeah to be no it's fine I mean like I just wanted to learn about his deck I mean [ __ ] if you don't want to talk about it so I I want to learn uh and and I know okay if you're comfortable talking about it I am comfortable so I don't feel bad okay oh yes but my dad uh overdosed on heroin oh wow so yeah wow I'm very sorry to hear that yeah so yeah that's yeah so what did your dad always kind of struggle with drugs throughout your life or where did that come from well it was kind to be honest with you it was a complete uh Blind Side back really yeah you didn't even know he had a nobody knew whoa yeah it was he it started he had an injury and then that started as a Oxycontin oh my gosh yeah so it was like a progression from there but whoa yeah but you didn't know so like you know and I yeah yeah no yeah uh well first of all thank you for sharing well I mean you know I've had lots of time to process it so you know how long ago was was uh I was 12 years away so it's been some time oh okay yeah yeah are you do you hold any resentment to like Purdue and all these companies that push Oxycontin certainly yeah I mean well like yes and I think it's it's it's difficult to say because he was genuinely injured at a time what was the injury that he suffered uh he got into a car accident and he messed up his knee okay the point of like you know almost being in composed incapacitated that's incredible they went straight to oxy eh yeah yeah and I mean he was he was like disabled for a while so he was suffering yeah he needed something you think exactly yeah and but there's got to be less addictive drugs you know certainly yeah I mean well I I guess I'm not in the medical field but sure I wouldn't know yeah yeah so do you think because there's actually lots of lawsuits going on now with Purdue they're actually I think they're going bankrupt and [ __ ] because they're having to pay out so much to victims how are you following that case not at all actually yeah something to look into for sure yeah yeah well that's very sad I'm very sorry but I guess that's sorry to be a buzzkill about it no we're learning about dads here yeah exactly better or worse it doesn't I I loved him a lot did you watch a Suicide Squad at all the movie the movie yeah yeah like you know Jared Leto's finest no the second one that came out sure oh The Suicide Squad that was the new one it just came out yes exactly I thought I you know I related a lot to the LA the rat lady character because her father as well was like a beloved guy in her life and he just you know the demons got the best of him in that and then you know same same story too so you were very close and had a loving relationship with them yes very close yeah wow yeah wow yeah sorry to be a buzz kill people you know it's not your fault we don't have to talk about the you know we talk don't feel bad it's not about I don't feel bad you know yeah it is what it is but yeah and so tell me how do you have siblings I have a sister yeah so that must have hit the whole family pretty hard when that happened yeah yeah it was pretty rough it was pretty rough wow and at being 12 years old being so close to your dad yeah and like that was a rough time man like you know I've obviously come out on top you know I'm good now but uh yeah he was uh you know because like puberty was right around the corner and so it was a lot of emotional distress at that time but you know I came out on top like I say do you blame those blunder Years photos on the trauma or was that just a bad is that just the style I think it was I think well I was looking for an identity at that point and you know I was grabbing on anything and you know blunder years for sure uh played a role in that by the way I don't know if you guys know but cam is like one of the top posts of all time on blunder years I don't know if you guys can find that yeah but cam showed us one of his old photos and we I think we suggested right to post that the blender years that yeah boom it went right up it was one of those uh cringe story segments and I just shared the photos of you guys right you encouraged me yeah you guys got to find that post on blunder yours yeah lots of love and support for you in the chat obviously I love the love and chat so thank you very much guys what did your dad do for a living he was you know ironically enough he was a corrections officer at a medium security prison yeah wow can hit anyone I guess so yeah where where was he getting like the heroin from did you guys ever figure that out no idea yeah I have no idea about that but man let's go and what happened did they cut off the Oxycontin or or did he just need like a stronger hit um I think I think he did like eventually get off the prescription of it and he just needed a strong something stronger to sustain that wow yeah ah such a demon you know what the it was such yeah dude if there's any substances like straight out of hell it's heroin right right yeah the best you'll feel in your life by you know simultaneously taken away everything else you know I've taken like some minor opiates in my life nothing close to heroin you know like Tramadol which is like you know a thousandth of the potency sure and when you come down from that high you feel so bad like and that's just from terminal like you can't sleep you're uncomfortable you're having heat waves I Can Only Imagine how horrible it would be to come off of something like that I have no idea and I've stayed you know on yeah good point of the straight and narrow sense but you know well love to you and your family well love to you and your family you know that's that's horrible I'm sorry about that well you know I'm sorry to bring it up but you know you know it's such a beautiful segment here that I hate to you know take away this is beautiful I mean I'm happy to learn about you and for you to open up it's not uh nothing wrong with that well thanks for having me on I'm not done with you okay yeah yeah uh cam tell me about your mom uh she's retired now she's a special education okay and um very good she's retired very good what did she do to pass the time uh she teaches Pottery part-time wow she's an artist as well is she good with she of crazy pots better than me yeah for sure yeah does she do so I see like Seth Rogen doing [ __ ] is what he does like impressive or I love Seth Rogen's personal so does she do crazy Pottery like that or is that more traditional more traditional yeah Seth rogans is pretty avant-garde it's pretty abstract but I love I love his stuff yeah it's real interesting right so are you good with plots have you ever tried to do Pottery stuff I've always been more digital based I guess yeah I I kind of get a weird sensory thing when doing the the wheel right right right yeah all right cam I've learned I've learned enough thank you for sharing what do you think I am you're definitely High you think I'm high yeah definitely interesting oh you might be drunk I could be you know I could be sober as well you're not sober I can tell in the eyes is the eyes that gives it away your eyes are from the moment you sat down very watery and slanted okay it's squinty I mean I'm always kind of you know Smiley and you know just what do you think Abby what do you think Abby he's kind of I'm not sure you're not sure this is by far the most divided on the audience let's see so we've got drunk nobody thinks drunk okay sober and high that could be a 50 50. this is tough because nobody's under sober but Dan could be I don't know you could have got one of these wrong you know why else would your eyes be so watery and like us and and squinty how often do you look deep into my eyes like this you know also he's not used to sitting under all these Bright Lights yeah no you have like the most watery eyes of anyone who was up here that could be I could play a fair game well you tell me what I will say the people that did smoke uh did do like eye drops and everything too so yeah but that's not enough okay yeah I just kind of locked eyes with him for a second you see what I'm dealing with this [ __ ] is definitely higher like his eyes are so glazed right now like a damn like a damn Thanksgiving turkey could be I'm not gonna say all right get out of here all right thank you for not asking me math questions because I would have failed foreign yeah you can do some Shuff shuffling because if he's high I think that makes Dan sober what do you think Evie okay I'm not sure the rules does someone have to be sober yes the the there is somebody that is at least one of those four categories and then obviously because there's five there's there's somebody there's someone that's sober uh yeah that would be my best guess all right I'm sticking with this what do you guys think this is my best guess because I'm I'm basically between Cam and Dan I'm saying that uh Dan is sober people are saying Dan is not sober let's take a poll here let's take a poll who's High Dan or Cam you guys couldn't you guys didn't we need a close-up of Cam's eyes you know what I'm saying can we get a close-up yeah yeah but let's get a close-up of both those eyes before we you guys vote you could set that up but I'm telling you that man is glazed bro that man is triple glazed foreign so the poll is between myself and cam who's High I'm not getting drunk vibes anyway Cameron I'm glad you shared that with me you know that that's that's powerful and thank you I appreciate that no no don't do that don't do that put him let him down some Clockwork Orange [ __ ] dude I get it enough I got it yeah go ahead show his shovels are okay [Music] Dan's scaring me right now you look like a cop then I think it's you guys see those eyes of Cameron do you see what I'm talking about his eyes look like hamburgers sober is a gopher yup well Dan Being Sober would be the curveball in 420 because he's the most prolific smoker and then I would maybe how often do you smoke him uh multiple times every week okay so you're a regular smoker yeah very very much a frequent flyer and then people who did smoke can you tell me how much you smoked well there's no way to do that I'm just gonna give it one marijuana yeah one uh exactly one unit of marijuana brief fears was people saying Sam's sober hell no that girl is blitzed [ __ ] ah people are saying Sam is sober hell no she's she's nodding her head no to me are we getting a shot of Sam's eyes yes it's too dark you need that glisten wait let me bring the camera hold on um [Music] [Laughter] [Music] all right we gotta lock it in we gotta lock it in let's vote so you guys think it's Dan or Cam and I mean uh that based on the eyes alone I think I made the right choice the poll is saying 73 cam Dan is sober as a gopher man all right I'm feeling really good about this I think I might get a hundred percent last year I had a few wrong but I'm feeling really good about this so without further Ado let's let's reveal the status what's the best way to you want to just go I'll just go one by one okay I'll call it out all right Zach was brought out and promptly started discussing his father's [ __ ] give us some give us some uh Hype music here yeah for the review come on you yeah so I'm gonna say and I'm feeling very confident that Zach why the [ __ ] is this okay this way damn it that Zach is both oh my God you guys I'm losing it [Music] okay this is good because I wanted to face yeah maybe make it a little wider a little wider just a hair I can't even see there you go Zach we voted uh after learning about your dad's hog that you are crossfaded both high and drunk Zach what is your status wait what the [ __ ] what is this story are you high bro go ahead I'm drunk as a skunk [ __ ] and you're wrong oh no wait you're still drinking [ __ ] yeah dude Jack Jim Daniels is my best friend of course I've known Jack so long I call him Jim I might cut his mic soon dude Zach is turning into a liability oh my God come on dude Jack Daniel's my best friend before we started take that away from me Zach's like I'm gonna need you to watch over me for this you need to be my dad but after learning about his dad and immediately he goes abused got a hug I know it dude baby I know he's got a [ __ ] monster to make you uneasy that he's thinking about the size of your [ __ ] or I love it baby it's not acceptable yeah it comes up a lot it's not a sexual thing it's it's a no I believe you I believe you that it's not a sexual thing not that I care it is interesting and just took the bottle away give me bottle back Dad not a good shot not a good sign when you start fighting for the bottle um but yeah I'm uh do you want me to give a speech or something like sure I you're wrong all right I'm uh I'm pretty [ __ ] up right now on alcohol well first of all I gotta I gotta give props to Zach because he actually went all in the man is trashed I'm [ __ ] like who's crossfaded who can I say was crossfaded if not Zach nobody went for the damn thing you know man I'm on zilly zonka and booze right now but zilizanka just comes from my my brain right that's that's the mental illness now I think cam is crossfaded right golly you might be right this is hard this is hard all right well down one [ __ ] past that bottle I'm ready to turn up dude that bottle's gone [Laughter] completely gone no I saw somebody a lot holy God oh my god well I'm glad your girlfriend also works here so you know how it is I got a ride home dude don't worry yeah but uh oh yeah you laugh like a drunk dad how many shots you think you had today [ __ ] dude I don't even know man I'm just [ __ ] that bottle that bottle is my best friend dude you know when he got nothing else in life so actually we watered that down Zach there's not a lot of alcohol in there so how often does he ask talk about your dick baby he refers to it as a juicer or a hog quite often oh my god look takes one to know one man what is it about AB that you think he's got a hog he's a stud man what can I say he's got that big dick energy all righty yeah I think when God made it good-looking people he's like let's give him a big dick they get it all yeah it's you know wait are you now you accept the title of good looking maybe I seem so no no it just seems like you just acknowledged yourself hey hey but I'm the heartthrob [ __ ] that that's not true though I am the heartthrob no all right I wish dude no there was one official poll Abe did win the Titles Act to be fair I he did win the title of Hearts you know in my head and in my being I'm still are you doing it Donald Trump you did like all right Zach you're drunk we get it thank you love you I would drink but I don't know how I'm getting home also got kids yeah yeah done Eva's gonna be pissed I got two dogs at home I got kids too man you know it's how it is Zach is drunk thank you moving on [Music] to the high now Sam sat before us [Music] she kept it pretty close to the vest but her her excitement for food there was a slight glaze of the eyes led me to believe that young sand is high Sam what is your status I am completely sober oh my God this is a disaster oh no [Music] oh [ __ ] you're sober as a gopher sober oh is this Ethan I think it's in the uh Discord the picture of the squirrel there's the squirrel oh [ __ ] it's like mounted on a piece of wood yep and that is a big squirrel it's cute they did a really good job from it was like squished under a bus no it no it wasn't like like uh deformed in any way it was intact it's more of an impact uh than a squirrel have a name no I should name him though did you meet the squirrel's father do they have a big visit what's his dad like I I want to meet that that you guys say hog you don't like that I hate that what's your preferred uh uh pref uh uh noun for for a penis just dick it's fine dick dog is funny I don't know why I just think it's funny say that again juicer juicy not juicer juicer refers to [ __ ] oh come on juicer is a [ __ ] yeah it's for sure no it's so you prefer just dick yeah no extras no actually can you say that can you wait can you say that again I want to clean don't say anything exactly all right let me adjust this actually damn this this is embarrassing all right no you're where are you locked in correct [Music] as for sober Sam's over all right I think you're right baby I think cam might be crossfaded so moving on to Cameron [Music] we learned the tragic story of his father thank you for sharing but your eyes were glazed could be and squinty foreign what is your status I am crossfaded there it is we've been uh another L for us damn dude I mean actually I'll give it up cam really did I feel like he's relatively [ __ ] up am I right cam yeah I mean I'd be drinking as much as well not as much as Zach but you know I've definitely been [ __ ] is [ __ ] up as me dude yeah well he's just not being his expert I'm a close second I'll say but you know uh I I think I can hold my alcohol a little bit better that's all I could have if it wasn't for Zach being so belligerent I could have I maybe could have pegged you I'm uncle's active Uncle Jack yeah all right so so far I'm basically zero for like what four or three uh yeah not good not good all right so moving on to Ian wait we said Ian was drunk be afraid of Ian yeah Ian came out he seemed a little higher Spirits than usual a little more talkative we learned about his athletic dad uh he's not seen his dick that's right no I've seen him not that you remember uh you don't remember right or was that a lie you didn't ask me I got lucky do you remember yeah and is it a hog or not um what is it uh in English terms what is it a bell end bangers and mash you've got a banger and a banger and mash dude he uh he Knights spotted dick this is making me say this man yo do they night with that there's a queen night with your dad's dick Slater in Arabic lover exactly all right Zach what is your status no back Ian I'm I'm all I know I know Zach I know I know Ian what is your status I'm drunk boy yeah I got one right were you surprised I got you Ian you're the only one I got right so far I don't know I think I had some telltale signs yeah yeah I mean you actually you called he like walked out and immediately were like this dude is drunk okay good see I I know some things why'd you have to take a leak so soon I can't help you he's drunk been drinking look I got a piss too but I'm holding it in I'm going pee is always going to shake my bladder man all right well hey I'm feeling good about that hold on well done all right now the trickiest category we're moving on to sober which we learned Sam is sober which means Dan is probably high we learned about Dan's parents that'd be correct we learned yeah yeah I thought you were hard I knew your ass was high you got in your head dude I got all turned around Dan came out here slapping on the table banging on the mic I am fidgety though like that come on wait is that the same thing that happened last time yeah oh wow we got a storm Dan is high quite a bit more than we did the last time so that's everyone guys everyone so just to summarize here Cameron is crossfaded Dan is high Zach and Ian are drunk Sam is Sober Sober Sober and of course Lena and Abe are fasting for Ramadan and Ethan is sober as a gopher we got something checked in who's left do you want some Ethan I don't even know how I'm gonna go I gotta get home unfortunately what is home though what is home it's the road where my wife will kill me if I don't end up there in time to help with the kids that's where home is wherever that is can somebody give me a ride home I am going to get up on the ride Yeah well yeah thank you very much we're gonna get you home cam don't worry thank you so it's gonna drive you dude not driving to be clear his girlfriend is driving yeah he's not driving but cam it'd be a wild ride not good not good not good I love we don't love we do not support drunk drivers absolutely not and I'll tell you who would support that Ryan Cavanaugh maybe a trailer wow he'd be happy to let you drive we might get a little wet and wild you know wet and Reckless sweating Reckless yeah don't worry we'll get we'll get it reduced only Ryan Cavanaugh can hit and run a police officer drunk and get a wet and Reckless just for the I am so [ __ ] like Blitz right now it's insane yeah no I believe you totally believe you we do that segment next week or what I know dude I don't know you guys enjoyed it huh I don't know if I'm gonna be able to come into work tomorrow well there's no work tomorrow so you're in good shape right or there's no show tomorrow there's always work oh you got to work deadbeats be on that grind I'm just gonna have to boot and Route if you could take you could you could sleep in if you got a hangover I mean we'll see how I feel did you were we able to add the uh Habitat for Humanity thing love no not not yet okay send it to you get cleared with some confirmation uh just one thing and that is Ryan Cavanaugh is a force of nature Ryan Kavanaugh does Ryan Kavanaugh look at Kyrie weinstein.com [Music] that clip so much I love it this website is beautiful it's so beautiful yeah please let's get I really want to add that Hugh Habitat for Humanity thing oh yeah it's really important next Friday that's gonna be out for Friday well how long we've been going Dan uh let's take a peep uh uh about two hours 11 minutes we started a little early today as you guys we're trying we'll be doing more often uh from now on I guess we should when do we start today at one mm-hmm so that's pretty good one's not bad Ela wants us to start at 12 30. yeah yeah I know I think that's a great idea really is it better wait you guys want to do the heartthrob pull okay [ __ ] it no no no no no no no no no I'm a heartthrobbing it was a one and done thing I mean ab1 what's the vote the announcer for the fight already knows me as H3 heartthrob it's just you don't want to lose the title I mean it was it was it was like a you know 2020. he's gonna intro you as H3 hard throw that was one of the things on the list yeah oh my god dude but now who put that forward a b no I don't know it's [ __ ] dude thank you love I am curious to get a heartthrob 2022 poll but you're jacked I mean how are you gonna lose I think cam deserves to win cam was a [ __ ] stud damn could actually cam is in the running that's true Cam's a [ __ ] stuff I see lots of simping for cam What about love love is the real heart throws glove has a shot people love love let's take that back no I'm kidding you're about to get introduced as the former heartthrob what's that like apparently it's very painful you know what dude I'm very content with myself if you want the heartthrob and make it whatever I know I know I'm Zack brought that on himself I know look no I did not you brought that I I know I'm I'm I'm very content with myself I have a very happy life yes so therefore I am the heartthrob in my life there you go [ __ ] you but if you recall exactly Zach brought that on himself he walked in that day right there you called me you called me the heartthrob on an episode and the next day Zach came in a full suit oh he was over compensating and then we had to do the poll look A B's a good looking guy look I'm not very handsome he's very [ __ ] handsome he's got a hog but you know I look I'm very I'm very content with myself anyway we're gonna do the poll Zach is gonna be absolutely gutted I think that you've got some dark horses you got Cam and love Dark Horses both uh while Sam's here you got anything to say oh he is not even up for the boat Sam you're not gonna speak up for your boy anybody you got any names your head uh I think it's Ian oh okay it's some support for young beautiful Ian and Dan of course trimmed you're look you must I think you've lost a lot of weight Dan you look very good you look very good yeah yeah you look great right I'm the only one that's a [ __ ] disaster I don't you guys are wrong I'm gonna feel bad when I come in last place I don't wanna I don't want to do it oh okay yeah this is that's something broad how about we just put forward the people who care how about we put how about how about we put the people that care basically it's a b why can't we all be exactly I agree with Zach if If I Lose I'm ending the stream bro Mike's gonna kill it you're a drunk [ __ ] right now people are saying Olivia should be in the heartthrob as well yeah you're gonna win and not even yeah Olivia for sure Olivia definitely has uh the most following I feel like yeah there's lots of love for Olivia that's true I've been listening well then you got to put Sam and now everybody feels bad by the way the poll only lets you do four things it's just it's not it's this okay let's just do Zach and a b then that is good that's good these two guys they they need we need to settle this once and for all right Zack and maybe Zach and ab who's the heartthrob not of the show between the two of them right this is just between Amy and Zach heartthrob I don't care who it's a two-man show zachup says he doesn't care who wins he talks about it every week I know I have a happy life a b clearly doesn't care he's scared to losing the title oh my God early votes are coming in it is not looking good for you Zach whatever baby how are you feeling is it that oh my goodness this is right I just feel bad for my buddy again Zach listen oh God that's why it's put those [ __ ] boxing skills to a test right now so we're coming in with 5 000 votes 74 a b it's a blowout but 26 is you know if 28 of the women out there are thinking or or men or whatever but people think you're the heartthrob that's a dub dude what it's going up you're at 30 now I tip my hat table what can I say I'm not mad I'm very content with who I am oh all right do you want me to cry no I don't want you to cry but I I feel like you you're the one that called for this didn't you am I Zack's the one that called for the vote I think you're getting sympathy votes now it's up to 30 percent he's gonna win the fight [ __ ] Brett he's gonna win he's gonna win people are saying it's cam anyway so there you go sorry Abby all right there you guys you happy you got your poll and now Zach is gutted I feel ashamed I got it for Christ's sake this is [ __ ] up I think the real winner is gonna be the uh Pete Davidson cut out behind me all right that's true we didn't include him there we go yeah that's the real heart throw out right there I [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of that cut Out Boy thank you I'll make a cut out with my own member hell yeah I don't even need scissors to cut that up T maybe though I'm team Maybe people are saying canely camely camel camely family family stop stop Zach you're obviously very handsome you're very tall thank you you have a lot going for you so six two six two musician play guitar yeah you shred come on you got a girlfriend a dog a hog you know what he's beating me on cameo yeah you're better you've got Cameo dubs on Cameo I have a very blessed life there you go don't feel bad yeah you're beautiful man no you are all right you guys want to talk about some Goofs real fast what's the best story for us to I really like this Madonna one personally no let's just do grooves but it's funny you don't think it's Goose what do you want which one do you like we just have all these like oh goofiest things at the top at the top the video you said the one I have highlighted is one of the best videos about this show okay let's pull that one yo this straight up showed up on my for you page Tick Tock continues to be the best social media app undefeated I'm learning I'm laughing look at this [ __ ] this showed up on my face wake up [Music] wake up one of the things that that I strongly believe is I should probably go home what's happening [Applause] [Music] is this like a Half-Life 2 thing hello I'm not sure Mr President wake up oh my god dude no [ __ ] way dude [Music] you should have to pay nearly 6 400 more than you would today is this a fan of our show do you think or is that just well he has his own like meme community and I mean certainly our our show has uh added to that that's a work of art man yeah that was amazing at it I loved uh when I don't know what but like I'm sure a lot of this is out of context but there's like when Joe Biden gets like he like gets startled out of wake there's like several shots of him like she's so good um the chat is adamantly oh the wrong story about the bong story that you promised so right we should do that all right so when I was about I think what it must have been 18 years old all my life okay I had this I had uh stuffed animals of all the South bar characters and in the uh Cartman one under his beanie my whole life I've been storing money I got for Hanukkah for my birthday I would get 25 bucks here 25 bucks there and in my whole life I accumulated about 600 bucks in cash 18 years old that was my life savings that was cheddar cheese boom life savings pretty good I felt good about that you know so I got really into like weed culture just ridiculously stupidly into it despite never liking smoking really right haven't you explained that no I was smoking all the time then but it was like it was a short period of time where maybe for six months I turned into like a massive Stoner that had like a mental breakdown and then stopped smoking but during that six months I was just blazing getting super into it and um one day I was like I think it's time for me to buy a bong you know so I can smoke at my house because I was always going to my one specific friend's house and smoking there so I need a piece of my own you know I need to be initiated into this culture I need a piece of my own and at 600 bucks I want to flex on them actually I didn't even bring the money back 600 is so just for anybody that's not initiated into this culture whatsoever that's a lot of money for a bong you can get a bong for I don't know 60 bucks well so we go down to I'm in Ventura at the time I'm not even in LA but my friend goes yo we should go down to Venice Beach they've got crazy bongs there it's cool so one day we drive down there and we're looking at uh all the head shops there's this one bong artist named Jerome Baker that like my friends were super into I don't know if you heard about this guy Dan no he makes really beautiful glasses yeah he's a black glass blower Jerome Baker he makes really beautiful is he also a football player a linebacker in the NFL no no well then I don't know about him here it is he makes these really kind of everyone's seen pieces like this they're like really cool sure intricate pieces he signs them they're really cool so we go down to this head shop that has Jerome Baker pieces and there's this one piece called the Mothership it's like the Crown Jewel there's some people saying uh they know who he is so I guess yeah I sent one of from his Instagram it looks massive uh so like he has normal like respectable pieces that are probably you know like a hundred bucks and then he's got the mothership here let's see what this one is what now what the hell is this thing so what am I even looking at well that's a bubbler I think that's oh so these are yeah these are his pieces and they're really beautiful the guy is obviously a skilled Craftsman now let me show you the mothership I think this is a name of like a specific collection he makes that are like the craziest ones this bong that I saw it must have been three or four feet tall I mean it was like you hit it standing sure yeah but not only that the art was really beautiful it looks you know something like this this is pretty accurate the top was all freaking blinged out there's like really intricate glass work on the bottom it's a beautiful piece 500 bucks this is 600 well I don't it was basically my life saving sure I basically spent I was like but it's so stupid because I was like where the [ __ ] am I gonna put this thing how am I going to use this at my house like it's not discreet at all this is this is just ridiculous but I get all my head like this is a collectible dude I'm gonna be smoking my whole life this is a this is going to last me my whole life this is a Jerome Baker do you know what that means I didn't I didn't know anything about it but I got all hyped up into buying this thing yeah it's pretty much like this the mothership baby and uh so I convinced myself all right I'm gonna buy this thing you know so I'm and I'm gonna have it forever so we go back to my friend's house I have this big ass case it literally looks like a gun I don't know it's got this big case flip it over your shoulder like you go like you're pitching a tent so get back to my hat my friend's house I'm broke I got no money got a few I got a little money you know for for a bag and um we bring it up to his room we're admiring the beauty so beautiful uh everyone's chilling I go to fill up the water come back we got I'm checking so then I'm checking the water line right you've I don't know if you don't know how bogs work you put water in the champ on the bottom and you want it to be like you know half full because you don't want it to blow into your mouth when you suck in but you need enough to submerge the straw uh so that it's filtered through the water so exactly so I'm looking at the water line and what's actually interesting about my friend's room is that he's got a ceiling fan that's pretty low and so as I'm looking at the water line like this oh boy I put because it's so tall I put it in the ceiling fan and it goes and it just gets cut right in [ __ ] half and it breaks like right here right here right here so the whole top portion goes flying off in one clean break right here never used it one time oh my god dude that's so tragic and one of my friends yeah so there was three of us me and my friend were there and we're like no [ __ ] way that just happened and then my other friend went to go get a bag or something and come back and he came back and we're like dude it's broken he's like stop [ __ ] with me he's like no way you broke it just like we're like it's broken dude he couldn't believe it we showed it cut in half So eventually we said [ __ ] it we started we are literally blazing out of the broken base with Shard [ __ ] glass and [ __ ] still used it oh yeah nice and then his actually my friend's dad tried to fix it with like Plexiglas he's like a handy guy he plexiglashed it it was hideous though it worked maybe for like a few days but it was just it turned black and it was like covered in tape it was just hideous that's so tragic so it was the probably the most expensive thing I'd ever bought in my life the problem with the dumbest things I bought in my life sure and it broke before I even got to use it once and um that was a life lesson and it felt like there's so much money it was just like oh it's so painful you know 600 for a bong dude beautiful probably took a long ass time to make you can only imagine you know it's funny because everyone who like I have family members who smoke a lot they're like don't buy glass dude it'll break it always breaks she's got a plastic bong it doesn't matter I had to go all the [ __ ] out and it was uh a painful loss a bitter experience for sure a lot of people saying that's probably why you hate smoking weed because of that incident pretty sure it was the Panic the the uh existential panic attacks I had that ruined my life for like five years but it could be that you know I was the same way I like smoking for a little bit and then after that I just I had bad anxiety attacks I could not do it yeah you know what's interesting is all my friends who are like lifelong smokers they're all like oh I don't do I don't even smoke anymore because I just get all [ __ ] up and get panic attack so I don't know yeah just saying just saying yeah but like let's be honest this thing probably this thing was never going to last anyway these things are made to be broken because you're high around fragile glass work this shit's gonna break there's no [ __ ] shot you know if you're planning on using it so but there you go um there you go what else we got we have a new Wally uh as is Wally coughing or [ __ ] his pants let's find out [Laughter] is he doing a prayer or like that's not yeah that sounds like a prayer okay [Applause] six people watching it says he's got so many fans but only six watching is that because he changes accounts oh he goes yeah he changes accounts every few months after they get hacked or he gets uh taken off people hack him I don't know why that's so funny yeah people are [ __ ] crazy and he goes live all the time too he sleeps on camera a lot just goes live and just falls asleep doses off love that so is he gonna fart or is he gonna shart or cough here we go [Laughter] go for it I mean that's tough because it seems like a cough but there's a lot of gurgling yeah I feel like he's clearing his throat too hard and then he [ __ ] his pants you think it's both yeah I'll slow it down here go ahead whoa it's like the family guy meme where he coughs and then like tries tries to hide him farting with the cough yeah exactly I think I I think it's a cough I think it's got to be a cough that's enough play there play the regular one that's a lot though and yeah [Music] that's just like a whole Symphony I just want to point out all the lemon juice he has probably to make his garlic and vegetable mix garlic let's do this guy is just full of bottle of the lemon juice man look there's no doubt on furry [ __ ] his pants before but I think this is a cough I think he's clearing his throat I think so too I'm just concerned by how much fluid appears to be in his lungs daddy that's that's not a normal cost that's just like a whole it's like a background there's like a whole story arc in that car yeah absolutely here I'll pitch it up people are saying it's not a cough should we get should we put it to a vote here oh we could yeah I have a poll running now asking our audience if they are uh partaking in the festivities today and 41 say they are so that's a lot of people that's a lot of people shout outs to my to my peeps out there who are blue all right but I'll end that and we want to do a poll on uh this Wally video Coffer chart or both about both yeah just don't see it being a shark oh someone said this is does he a hookah smoker do you guys have that Intel not that I've ever seen it in my videos congratulations you've what on Earth was that sorry Dan was watching this at work and I didn't know what it was I just heard it and I thought someone was ripping ass in the mosque I'm sure that happens I mean you can't hold it yeah people are saying cough cough but it pretty divided I hope he sees a doctor because that that ain't right he hates doctors that's like a straight up pneumonia cough that's a lot of phlegm that's not good it's more fun than Gary Dale about her right I saw this what is wrong with people the Easter egg wait oh no did you see the Easter egg video of the that couple stomping on the eggs oh no I thought that's what this was no uh I think you'll enjoy this though [Music] okay we got a helicopter flying really low hovering he's dropping eggs yep what the hell it's like an airstrike there's like a whole family wait what yeah uh wait yeah I'm muted for just a moment yeah [Music] no [ __ ] people are running for their lives he's like a good like 200 feet up he's pretty he's low for a helicopter but still high for dropping eggs on people holy [ __ ] dude oh my God wait someone said pulse without the music that's what I want to see if they did that oh here here it is without the music oh beautiful why would you do that oh my God it's like a straight up airstrike [Applause] they're running oh my God there's like babies in the crowd the uh the original post somebody asked if anybody got hurt and they said no it was fine I mean they're hard-boiled eggs it's just funny what I was assuming they were the plastic like Easter egg hunt eggs you think they're dropping actually I thought that's what people did I don't know anything about Easter I'm not sure uh no it's just probably candy it's can't they're plastic a little okay yeah they're they're relatively lightweight I mean still dropped from that height though because the chocolate is more deadly I thought hard boiled eggs at first too I'm not gonna lie yeah yeah I mean it would be nice too that would actually that would probably [ __ ] people up it just bounce right off it's like a little rubbery look at that pandemonium it's his that's can't be legal to drop [ __ ] out of a helicopter on people that ain't up to code I don't think that's good someone made me in Skyrim or no this is me in Skyrim yeah it looks like an amazing edit let's see all right well here's what I got planned next uh let's go test ride the Gatsby versus the love robot we've built a little bit of an obstacle course out there these guys are swear to I don't know you guys are so worried I'm gonna hurt myself it's not that crazy I'm really worried you're really worried yeah yeah you all are really working yeah it weighs like two thousand items it goes like 25 miles away you'll see hmm well it's been a minute since I played this game great game though it's my office I own this place that's all that's very good at it I wonder why they decided to put us in Sky it's just such a random idea but I love it I think they were practicing their uh rotoscoping skills and uh more please yeah please shout out to the Creator was um who are you you would be Cal Grump Cal Grump shout out to the Creator more please demand it shout out to Jaden Smith I know we've been talking about the Wolves family you know Jaden is obviously really well adjusted intelligent kid how old is he before I start goofing on him he seems amazing young still I thought he was 23. oh he's 23. Matt [ __ ] this kid I hear you talk crazy stuff and then I was just a meaning about their next film or something and they would put me at the head of the table and just make me sit there while they're talking debate with all these people talk we'll talk numbers talk crazy stuff and then I would just from a young age always being around that always seeing that like I am very happy that I spent my childhood with more adults than I did with kids my age because I was picking up more things from adults than I were from kids my own age and I look and I go around sometimes and I hang out with other people that are my age and they're just kind of yeah [Applause] I'm just like dude like oh my God like can we talk about like the political and economic state of the world right now bro I literally collapsing in on myself it's so embarrassing and this is the are our eyes real if mirrors exist kid what was his original quote I mean he's been doing this forever and it's like man I thought he I'm going to okay God it's just so embarrassing dude how can the quote was how can mirrors be real if her eyes aren't real yeah that's it no I get it yeah so he's had a lot of great quotes like that and now of course Jaden Smith is getting the meme treatment there's been lots of good stuff um this was a post of him at Coachella over the weekend last weekend and all the comments are about his comment read all the replies yeah did you talk about the political and economic state of our country at Coachella let's talk about the political state of the world wait oh this is just this one I saw lots of videos on Tick Tock of people being like bro you're a [ __ ] kid like bro we're just trying we're at recess right because I believe he was I don't know if he said it in that clip but I think he was referring to when he was like 12 or 13. they're like dude this is recess being kids I hate how this interviewer is just like enabling him I don't know it's my own age and I look and I go around sometimes and I hang out with other people that are my age and they're just kind of just yeah I hate that interviewer how he does that so that's that's big boy he's like a a legend in uh La uh radio hip hop five nine yeah he's like a legend so I'm interested I'm just curious why he had Gene Smith he's famous he's famous album yeah within the last year right in his defense I didn't think he he probably didn't know that it was going to go there you're gonna assume uh Jenny Smith was going to say what he did he's like nope take it back listen nothing against big boy I just thought like damn selfie I'm just like dude like oh my God like can we talk about like the political and economic state of the world right now you're 12. that's a good that's a great sound bite yeah oh my God we're gonna have the whole Smith family on rap apparently the red table talk came back and they didn't mention any of the controversy really they pretended like it didn't even happen that might be the best move from their perspective I guess uh that's does this stays funny can we talk about what's going on with the environment can we talk about other things don't worry I I like to turn like what you don't want to talk about [ __ ] uh kickball at recess all right up I like to flex I like to play songs loud and jump in the crowd in Atlanta but you know I'm always looking for that next thing I'm not satisfied at just like uh a party did you ever have a feeling where you thought you are Willow y'all had to be perfect um no okay because I tell my kids hey y'all got to be perfect no no no when I'm are you ready well yeah I thought he got out of that whole my eyes aren't real mere stage but I guess not Jane Smith ever telling every kid in recess that they only have 20 years to live because of global warming [Music] that's [ __ ] great that's like the best walk up to an award acceptance ever yeah yo actually I really talk about like the political economics right now Ronaldo yeah apparently their newborn passed really yeah terrific I didn't hear that yeah made me sad that's horrible I mean obviously people go through that all the time but it's just horrible I can't imagine yeah there you go the man has it all but still he is a human still great video bless you bless you excuse me bless you Jesus someone said uh Kabir said of course you like being around adults last time you brought a friend your age over your mom [ __ ] him oh that's technically true I'm going to okay uh who's Joe Brandon Joe Brandon the president of the United States Joe is Arizona let's see Joe America is a nation that can be defined in a single word I was going to put him and that's it just a little goof yeah that's the hell of a word there just find in a single word is a nation that can be defined in a single word I was going to put him uh yeah there's some foot foot in there that that that that that that that listen the English language has a lot of words it's a it's a colorful language and maybe if we've just not heard that word before that's true I was gonna put him oh no I I stood these people should be thrown in jail I'm sorry you guys probably saw this it was oh yeah 37 million views on Twitter alone I saw it on Tick Tock so worshiping Jesus at 30 000 feet in the air boy [Music] faces my goodness look at this man he's PR he says yeah I do a prayer right now for this [ __ ] to stop I just prayed for this plane to crash right I can't yeah look at this man he is not feeling it you know I mean [Music] it's like a whole youth group was on the plane and like a few other poor souls yeah you're right yeah because there's these people are way too into it [Music] can you just like love Jesus privately insecure a little bit it's like you know what I mean I'm you know I'm sure they had pure intentions but I think the best response I saw was just can you imagine that a Muslim was on there and started doing a Muslim prayer oh that was uh uh what's her name representative Omar I think yeah and then there was like so many uh people were like those things such horrible things in response but yeah if people started doing a Islamic prayer that would have been bad they get like headlocks and choked up they would they would [ __ ] let's roll [Laughter] everyone's calling their family yeah honey it's just it's so rude honestly it's just straight up rude to do that it's like I mean I I personally I like sleeping on planes I'm able to sleep and it passes the time quickly I get kind of stressed out on there and so I just sleep through it and if all of a sudden half the plane stood up and was just loudly singing my face and strumming a guitar wake up in a panic foreign leave me alone just leave me alone you know maybe sign up for this maybe uh Kenneth uh Copeland was on to something when he said oh the demons yeah [Music] these people are so [ __ ] annoying dude that's a good point who wants to go to heaven and be with these [ __ ] do you know like I'm sorry but if this is the type of people I can expect to see in heaven count me the [ __ ] out yeah I'm not trying to listen to this music foreign [Music] [Applause] I'm sorry bud I'd be like my turn restrain him oh yeah I'd be tackled to the ground do you know songs in Arabic can you sing one for us I I only know a few songs there's one song that's kind of like a meme I actually made a video talking about my walkout song for the fight and it's uh that was one of the songs I was considering I don't know how to say in Arabic but it's we just call it Nancy I love you me and my cousins and it starts off really weird it just is like all quiet and then goes Nancy I love you Nancy I love you and there's like a silence and it's like eh and the song starts anyways me and my cousins always say that that's where Dre got the smoke weed every day like the pause and then the smoke weed every day from Nancy because there's like a pause in the air that being said no I don't know that's my question okay let's see some responses here because they're always good but this time not uh there's the responses don't even make sense what the hell why why do usually there's like good responses at the top there's these have like two likes interesting Elon does Twitter has gone to [ __ ] since Elon oh you have to show more replies that's right I spent just a week volunteering at the train station in Poland right across Ukrainian border and saw the same people there they're playing to Ukrainian refugees stuck waiting hours [ __ ] bring food not music [Music] it is the same people I said maybe wait [Music] I don't even think they want to hear this I mean it's a it is a different scenario than being trapped in a in a plane with people they're waiting on a train station they can't leave never leave either I don't know how it is in Ukraine but at least here it's not uncommon to see buskers in the train station playing music it's a part of the it's part of the vibe it says they were playing to Ukrainian refugees stuck waiting hours for transportation who just fled from the bombings of uh kharkiv and Mary Pole Mary upel well you know they're they're trying to do it what if these people have been through enough right thank you God damn gonna be the one that saves me [Music] I'm Christ's sake man give it a rest Ukraine is also a little bit more religious too okay countries I think but you know but this is a whole different field of religious well I imagine Ukraine their Eastern Orthodox which there are not many of them so well it's not that but it's probably a different denomination I mean they're trying to go there to help you know I think they're hard to play in the right place I I know I know it's annoying well how cool I mean they're going to a war zone so well they're in Poland you want to impress me go to the front lines and sing your [ __ ] okay yeah how about that you're right I mean yeah you know what I'm saying yeah you guys want to impress me go put on some bulletproof vests and sink to the Russian troops let's see how that goes yeah there you go that's true so charm them with your music it's like the Pepsi Pepsi Vibes yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah thank you I'm not impressed at the Poland's train station you know oh God these people could be considered International Terrors frankly could be from Planes they're in Poland for the break what are you gonna do without Muppets ooh a Kermit the Frog Jordan Peterson parody I just thought come across the uh subredditer Discord the other day what the hell are we gonna do without men [Music] working on the sewers they're up on the power lines in the storms and the rain they're keeping this impossible infrastructure functioning this thing that works in a miraculous manner they work themselves to death and the the um solidly laboring working-class men breaking themselves on a regular basis [Music] and it's very useful to tell just men that they have an important role to play a necessary role and that if they act properly and honestly that they can put their lives together and they can help their family oh that's a [ __ ] uh what keeps the world going around thank you oh what the hell are we gonna do without men they're working in the Stream and went shout out to the Creator nimra Nimrod shout out Nimrod Nimrod zaguri animation yeah pretty good that's an Israeli name is it um but it's probably used by others say the Israelis what are we gonna do without men that's the video they're working in the dirt and the Sun and the rain and the sleet the volcanoes they're working while they're high and they're blasted out of their minds that's true I'm so tired of people comparing me to that [ __ ] frog oh boy that frog he doesn't know anything about my struggles the only meat he's eating is a piggy I'm getting a little bit of Yoda vibes well once Jim Henson died Frank Oz took over for Kermit I believe they're Mimi no he's being no that's true I don't know anything about their voices no Frank Oz uh he was he was like Jim Henson's best friend and yeah he did the voice of Yoda and the puppetry for it in Star Wars and when Jim Henson died he took over his Kermit uh there is a guy named Frank Oz who did the puppet of Yoda we have such a meme about friends Ozzy Osbourne uh the TV show called Oz was written by Frank Oz uh the poem Oz and Mandy wait hold on Kermit the Frog this is actually wait wait wait I think they're right yeah every day like if they're like oh who sings that song that could be like oh Frank Oz yeah okay this time he did it all shout out to Frank Oz shout out yeah whatever the legend whatever so we'll just find the most ridiculous [ __ ] that like has the name Oz or Frank in it and we'll just be oh Frank Oz did that hold on these guys really making the rounds they're they're with Putin singing they're like come on he's got it the man's got a war to fight absolutely shout out front cause dude shout out absolutely Fulton doesn't look entertained though you might want to wrap it up I'm gonna dip out all right well thank you guys for watching this very special 420 Blaze it um thank you to our wonderful members as you guys know uh we need you now more than ever so thank you to the people that became members and I'll thank you to all of our beautiful members and thank you to anyone who's watching obviously not to uh I love all all of our viewers we love them all don't we folks uh leftovers is coming back pretty soon not next week but the week after is that right or it's not next week is it well we're going to record it next week yes and then um [ __ ] crazy there's been some discussion of trying to get it as a weekday release instead of the Sunday release like we used to do that hasn't been simplified yet crackle so uh we'll see but yeah I mean it's coming back within the next week or so oh there is some very preliminary talks of a potential new show in the works I'm not going to say anything else about it but we've got four we're going back to four episodes a week so those of the love that the H3 podcast rejoice and uh again very preliminary but uh got some other stuff cooking up could be something exciting cooking up here and we got some uh the return Trisha just kidding we're back Frenemies is back what would Frenemies be called if it came back it would it would just be called what limited just limited why because it only lasts one episode you know it's crazy if Frenemies did come back people will still watch that [ __ ] oh for sure people would watch the [ __ ] out of that all right that boat is not just sailed it's sunk yep that's what the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean but frankly what I think is coming is better yeah and I'm not announcing I said stop the joke stop with the drum roll very preliminary very preliminary well the real Frenemies would be me and Oliver but I would never want to sit next to that guy yeah or pay him anything you know understandable um anything you guys want to add before we sign out uh I love you thank you Legalize It yeah [ __ ] coward marijuana okay I just wanted you to be clear release all the non-violent offenders 100 legalize release all drug offense all drug offenses who aren't that aren't violent or like major drug trafficking probably should be in jail too by the way Teddy fresh looking good the website teddyfresh.com uh follow Teddy fresh on Tick Tock um they've been making some great tick tocks that's true and we just hit 40 000 on Tick Tock um the girl who works for basic Tick Tock Macy's amazing she's so talented [Music] and uh yeah our tick tock's popping this shirt's super nice I love this shirt really nice beautiful colors that too um this this whole set was real cool nice bucket hat underwear oh the underwear actually sold out that's interesting cool fun tank top I need this shirt I need to get that shirt this is actually what I'm wearing right now teddy bear sweater this hoodie is super cool too and uh hi Mom sure is that ela's writing yes it is it's sold out that one's hype that one always goes quick it's like very high you know this is the acid wash kind of base or classic fit classic style the watch is really cool I love the classic hoodies it's my favorite okay cool that's good now we're actually dropping a Class A whole Classics line until next month and the colors are sick that's awesome it's all like super earthy washed Colors oh I love beige so that's green yeah yeah also a really cool necklace Trinkets and all this kind of [ __ ] check it out a dinosaur or Theodore a cowboy boot a gun a dock a phone and a cowboy hat says it all doesn't it does it say it all the story tell something says something um you could be the proud owner of a tiny uh colorblock hoodie it's just a tiny color block hoodie that's dope that is so dope yeah it's sick oh you can store stuff in it too it has a zipper on the bottom bag got a nickel finish a Lobster Claw hook with a swivel it's a lot of detail is there more pictures of it yes there is you know crowd owner look at that it's even got the uh whatever they take the close-up of it like a real problem shot look at that look at that guys look at that product I don't know why it's so close I'm trying to zoom out what why won't you let me Zoom the [ __ ] out [Music] there it is there it is work it work it that's a different product that would be the spider tee love that anyway teddyfresh.com you know what it is you know what to do so thank you to everyone who supports Us in all these different ways you thank you thank you anything you guys want to add I asked before but Zach said he loves me I don't forget and if anyone else wanted I got somewhere to be in about eight minutes so maybe we could just do you really yeah you have appointment are you serious yeah 420 it's for 28 minutes I was like Dan it's a show day are you making appointments on a Wednesday afternoon you didn't tell me you're a funny guy work with me bingo that's true legal too you can't even [ __ ] do that [ __ ] here apparently so no Sweden dog oh sweet come on Sweden that's so true well in truth free free all smup all three all three everyone's honestly grandma I think we should empty the prisons and anyone else who's too violent or just too dysfunctional should be in like a mental institution where they like get treated humanely I mean that could just like the we were looking at the the Swedish prisons those look pretty nice I mean we could it could at least start there because I don't think I don't think we're abolishing prisons in America anytime soon but we could at least make it so it's not like a [ __ ] literal Gulag well people literally slavery is very profitable it's literally slave labor not and also the prisons get paid ungodly amounts from the government like thirty thousand dollars a year for each prisoner it's disgusting that's way low it's way more than that is it really yeah it's like 70 000 on average bro people don't there's like that's like a really high salary yep people don't even get paid that much money uh California 65 per each person incarcerated and there's and again we have the most prisoners in the world um we are [ __ ] our country is spiraling uh capitalism this is capitalism we're spiraling towards the end of of uh free democracy because basically [ __ ] is getting so bad and propaganda is getting so good the people can't even identify why their lives are bad and they're just turning to uh they're turning to nationalism and um fascism and uh Society is going to collapse if there isn't major changes like abolishing prison um some kind of universal basic income making education free making Health Care affordable um or we will and and the one thing I don't understand is how these these uh American oligarchs don't understand that they are digging their own Graves uh in Sweden we spent a hundred thousand plus per prisoner love said that's interesting what's the what's the population of Swedish people in prison because in America it's like literally a whole percentage of people yeah the per capita is probably nothing compared to the rate here so I mean even even though they're spending more per prisoner I'm sure the total is significantly less seven thousand seven thousand people in prison in the country of Sweden yeah that seems exceptionally what seven thousand people there's you can literally count the seven thousand percent I don't even think we know the amount of people in prison wait no yeah yeah that's correct seven there's only seven thousand people in prison in all of Sweden that's not necessarily a good thing because crime in Sweden is very very high we got the highest crime in Europe I think like one month yep so all right let's lock them up like Sweden is not the like best country to compare sure well there's their prisoners are treated very humanely though which is good yes in many ways it's a it's a very good place but cry the thing is with crack thousand is that yeah I'm seeing less even that's [ __ ] crazy so how many prisoners are in America like I think like uh three and a half million probably three and a half million that's like almost the size of Los Angeles all in [ __ ] prison 2.3 million oh so it's less than a percent right or it's a percent of adults I think [Music] yeah I just don't understand how all these American oligarchs don't understand that if Society becomes unstable they're gonna they're they're going to uh die you know what I mean like nothing this says one out of five prisoners in the world is incarcerated in the U.S versus every other country There You Go fifth of them there you go someone says racism that the root of the prison system I agree I mean if you track it back far enough basically after slavery was abolished they started arresting black people and if you read the Constitution it says slavery is outlawed except if you're charged for a crime and a lot of people got sent back to prison or backed into slavery for for the crime of whatever the [ __ ] they wanted it to be and to this day um uh prisoners work full days of labor for like a dollar or even less I don't know what is this uh crimes safety index what does that even mean he's just saying that the crime rate of Sweden is the highest of any European country according to whatever a crime index is I don't know how that's measured but yeah we have some horrible politicians what kind of uh crime just like petty crime thefts like it's got other things our word is like the highest in Sweden too oh wow yeah we got some major issues uh I do get a little bit annoyed one people say that Sweden is like this Utopia because it's definitely not yeah no places in many senses before I I agree uh but yeah we are lacking in some areas obviously send some of the American police over there just kill some people real fast get them online yeah we had like a massive riot uh and uh not one bullet was shot or like just one or two boys were shot that was apparently very good love was telling me a crazy story about how someone was a victim of a home invasion and he just protected himself and he used a firearm and he ended up getting in trouble the homeowner did for using the fire yeah yeah after being stabbed after being he liked his hunting rifle that one shot the guy and he got he's got stabbed and shot a guy and he got in trouble yes sir what happened to him we uh this the dude like a star got manslaughter I think and uh no the other dude died yeah no yes sir it's wild well luckily in America I could just shoot someone for looking at me wrong from the street that's basically what George Zimmerman did oh in America we could drive down we could drive them down boy and shoot him like a hog ie anyone here from Arizona Arizona hell yeah baby those gators in Arizona I tell you what those dogs I can't stop saying Gators anyone here from Arizona yeah Dan and I were like wrapping some cables yesterday and I was just like going through my head of all these like like effort area anyone here from Arizona also it is officially 420 on the west coast as of this moment Blaze Blaze Blaze Blaze look go for it all of our West coasters congratulations even in Santa Cruz everyone will go on 420 out to the giant field and years will come where the police would come and break it up now it's legal man yeah they're still because we looked into um when we were thinking about what we would do for today consider doing it on the field thing and looked for large events and the thing is even though it's legal it still needs to be a permitted event in Los Angeles County if it's uh going to be like a public thing like that and they're refusing to issue any so there aren't any like big gatherings in L.A it looks like official ones you know yeah I'm sure there's probably a ton of people but God please every day every morning man the green is my religion every day I grow it in the ground and it grows strong from the Sun and Earth please wrap it up black my dick and uh hey Blaze maze you're Crush man so good so good Peter caution wait tell them don't stay I can't really hear the the beat some kind of improvising crank it hey here we go all right we wrap it up in the morning man embrace and in the evening we hit another one and when the man come to me and say put that joint out I'd say hey no way oh let's take us out on this [Music] [Music] thank you

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 193min 20sec (11600 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 20 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/jonsbryhill]

yo what, dans mom is a well known cartoon writer/editor? i did not know that, that’s great!

[u/Cortado2711]

sweet bb Cam, you didn’t take away from the segment! what a fucking sweetie

[u/slowlikepseudo]

Cam is awesome. I had a family member with a similar story, got into a car accident, was prescribed pain meds and once the prescription ended turned to the streets. Luckily he’s still alive but still struggles being in and out of addiction. I think these stories are so important because people often think addicts are people who just made dumb decisions and deserve to suffer from them, but it could happen to anyone. When you’re in pain you’re so desperate. I hope more discussions like this happen in the future!!! So sorry for cams loss may he Rest In Peace. Awesome episode

[u/Most_Helicopter_4451]

Ian is a fun drunk and I think he’s the heartthrob of the group. His hair looks good too

[u/tc0rtez]

ZACH IS SO FUCKED UP AHAHA

[u/donotgogenlty]

"...Does he know what you do to her?"

💀💀💀💀💀

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I’m high on life and lexapro

[u/HauntingAd2676]

Sam is such a cutie ❤️

[u/madsbitch]

“His eyes look like a hamburger” - Zach

😭😭😂 he’s so gone