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[Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] i wonder you can hear me is that your new tape star-lord who's the guy with the scary eyes he doesn't have a name he's one of the space writers and he's not scary he's cool your space writer certainly got his hands full pretty far out nobody says far out anymore mom ma nobody says far out anymore oh well your mom does maybe we should see if we could get tickets to see them live really [Music] your mom may not look it but i was quite the rocker when i was your age your father and i would just lie on the hood of my old chevy and listen to black sabbath you like black sabbath like i said your mom's cooler than you think oh we'd look up at the stars and he'd tell me all about the places he'd been mom how about some cake huh yeah i'll be up in a sec you said that 15 minutes ago if you don't hurry i'm gonna eat that whole cake myself no you wouldn't yes i would you wouldn't i would hey watch the hair oh peter we've talked about you leaving your toys on the floor it's not a toy it's an action figure more like an action landmine stab your foot i will he doesn't even never mind 13 whole years look at you where does time go i'll be up in a sec i promise right [Music] hey that's my chair oh then why aren't you in it i was uh strategizing it's one thing to get into the zone but we still got to catch that monster right so did i miss anything other than a ton of suspicious glares from drax not really now if you're done strategizing feel free to grab your seat we're almost ready to go yeah we're in incredible i don't realize there is so much stuff left after the war restraint wasn't very popular in the shattari army especially with thanos in charge yeah it's probably all harmless now i mean novacore had 12 years to get rid of the heavy-duty explosives right that's why i like you quill you're so pure oh the wonderful and terrible things i could do with all this stay focused we did not come here to scavenge why not the milano's weapon systems could use an overall plus there's good money in it the piece that we seek is far more valuable to the monster queen of second office and any illegally acquired salvage whoa place is really shifty i'm not seeing a monster but that big cylinder up ahead looks like mining ship peter's friend set to look for friend for a knight and you'll see the monster soon as we place rockets monster summoning thingies clark yeah brook team rockets up first i still do not understand why i must remain on board with the assassin oh because you're part of green team assign me to the team before you named it my skin is not green steel teal what listen if we want to trick the monster into going inside that mining rig we need to place thumpers on both sides two sides don't worry once the thumpers are placed we'll meet in the middle and we'll capture the monster together very well [Music] bumper one done yes the resin can hold the stupid warship i'm telling you it's totally safe see i'll even prove it huh look at this rocket guys road [Music] buddy you're okay fine you flocking piece of moldy driftwood you could have died saving me i love you too you selfless son of a jug come on cool he says on me to set the mining ship i don't want to make him wait [Music] not [Music] quill you okay yeah yeah it's just man [Music] uh well that's concerning what was that uh it's a swarm of old cleaner butts maybe old cleaner bots i don't know [Music] ah [Music] you okay buddy [Music] yeah yeah this is it last spot i can't wait to be out of here this place feels like it's about to collapse on itself i cannot wait to meet our monster i thought you were mostly interested in meeting the buyer she is a respectable collector is it working yeah yeah don't worry sunshine ow [Music] is it uh doing it what it appears to be broken ain't nothing broke that's the sound it's supposed to make what sounds you can't hear that dear what ah our monster has arrived i see it good oh crap the door we that works let's catch our monster what the [ __ ] is that definitely not a monster adorable it's more matted than an asgardian goat we cannot present this pathetic creature to the monster queen of sect off nine she'll laugh at us maybe we can use it as bait i knew those slumpers wouldn't work what my thumpers are state of the art muscle head's the one who rushed at the first thing that came through the door my head is not made of muscle you guys seeing what i'm seeing yes that is a monster all right enough with the warm-up time to catch us a real monster let's get paid what house name is that definitely not cleaner bots watch it the whole place is crapping out we gotta get out of here now curse these volatile ruins go please don't be noble core please don't be never core please don't be never core [Music] it is novacore [Music] [Music] it's a patrol ship designation alice hope did you say hell's hope [Music] the commander has no time to meet with law breaking pirates like you that's just it we're not pirates we're legally incorporating heroes for hire yeah that's right you check those records buckethead novacore licensing permit 67398-2 gardeners of the galaxy what no rocket so i let groot fill out the paperwork i fixed it with an addendum not the most well-known heroes you could hire but definitely in the top five of most awesome names contributing members groot a flora colossus last of his kind fearless in a firefight an awesome best friend rocket bonafide super genius and a wizard with explosives definitely not a raccoon gamora adopted daughter of thanos deadliest woman in the galaxy need we say more drax the destroyer convicted serial murderer and galactic war hero often grumpy last and definitely least peter jason quill that's it that's all you wrote it was a character limitation sorry excuse me i just need to connect gold what are you doing here oh you don't know really it says right here prisoner processing training i'm your official trainee aren't you a little young for the core aren't you a little old for that hairdo i should check with the captain no no no she definitely signed off on this you know how thorough she is about signing stuff if i may sir the real concern here is regulation 7a regarding prisoner foot gear that one's jet boots are in clear violation they're decorative good work that gold great there goes plan b i don't need a plan b i got this no you do not got this pirate i got this now fall in line to my ship no hold on [Music] hey kid are you there [Music] [Music] hold on did that goal was it nikki oh it's nice to meet you nikki okay nicky here's the plan you're gonna jump and grab my legs while i hold on for dear life that doesn't sound like trust me kiddo we got this okay [Music] mom wouldn't be impressed if i lost my first prisoner your mom right come on we need to get out of here mom i can't explain nikki i'm fine mom seriously a-okay barely a scratch what in holla's name were you thinking sneaking out with an arresting squad running around with criminals alleged criminals you almost died do you have any idea how grounded you are right now you promised to give me more leeway lee wait doesn't mean lying to my officers or sneaking around behind my back look it's my fault some guy's ship blew up restricted areas are restricted for a reason you treat me like a prisoner you're a child are you even listening oh whoa we've all been through a lot today let's just all take a deep breath and recognize that maybe we've all made some mistakes make sure the fire is out and the hangar's secure yes commander and find out why that churchman's shuttle exploded grand unified raker has been less than cooper make him cooperate and you two with me i knew you'd overreact you always overreact what it's worth nikki totally saved my butt she handled herself really well you have every reason be proud of her coming from you peter is worth extraordinarily little why are you being mean to him just listen to what he's saying i don't care what he's saying upper level captain's quarter initiate lockdown what are you gonna kill us in theory these doors don't open until i say so yeah i know how lockdown works i don't think you do because somehow you keep bypassing every security measure on this ship and i want to know how you know this reminds me of the last time i was stuck in an elevator i was with the shia girl and she ew what is wrong with you she was a lovely person someone please keep it out of you no one leaves until you tell me what i want to know you already know everything no i don't i know you're a magnet for danger and that you somehow keep getting caught in restricted areas of this ship i'm small okay there was that system-wide glitch remember yeah yeah security was down for a while no it wasn't seemed pretty down to me are you seriously lying for a 12 year old right now 12. oh wow i thought she was at least 16. peter what she really knew her stuff she's a smart kid too smart she keeps bypassing security unless you have a level of six access to my ship all of a sudden [Music] didn't think so you collect gold empty your pockets it was me yeah all those locked doors back there i i hacked them you hacked them yeah i'm a hacker now i hack stuff you know i told him it was restricted that doesn't explain the falsified orders i don't know what to tell you mom your security staff have been sleeping on the job all i know is i'm not hiding anything i wouldn't do that to be continued disengage log down [Music] so can i go help secure the hanger now no you can go back to your quarters and you can stay there for the next 30 rotations but mom i can make it 30 cycles [Music] so rough day huh exploding shuttles quarantine zone trespassers missing kid you have no idea julie i can't believe you still have them i can't believe you survived mercury was white like a thousand degrees more like a thousand cycles ago you can keep him if you want he is yours hey i ordered him to look out for you expect him to keep doing his job especially you now have a daughter apparently a 12 year old daughter who didn't have during the war 12 years ago when we peter when we picked up your ship part of me was excited at first but then after all this time you haven't changed at all you're still the same i've changed whatever the fine is i'll pay just give me three cycles let me prove that i'm not still whatever it is you're going to finish that sentence with you're going to pay 7 000 units in three cycles wow um okay that is a lot of money here i was thinking that maybe the fines non-negotiable my search party found a disturbing amount of prohibited tech lying around your ship well that's all they found right okay okay you'll get your money on time no problem this guardians of the galaxy thing we are this close to getting it off the ground and if i didn't have these handcuffs on i would show you just how very close we are why do i feel like i'll regret this no come on when have i ever you won't regret it i promise you've got three cycles peter not four not five three contact me when you've got the units and if we don't the device we installed will deactivate your ship and you will all go to prison gotcha we won't let you down what the hell peter you said you could get us out of this i did 7 000 units is a small seven thousand units that is a tremendous sum where are we gonna get that kind of money in three cycles by robbing a freaking bank apparently okay so we got fined so we have a nova tracking thing on our ship that's gonna shut down our engines if we don't pay that fine in three cycles at least we're not on a prisoner transport not yet oh come on guys you're drax the destroyer man you killed thanos allegedly are you gonna let a little fine slow you down and gamora you're practically an mi6 agent but way harder and cooler there's nothing you can't do here it comes rocky you're an actual genius and the scrappiest dude i know how many prisons did you break out of seven seven you are groot we're supposed to be a team all we need to do is figure out how broke we are and come up with a plan so check your quarters check between the sofa cushions check under the crafting bench if you find any spare units lying around grab them i'll do the same in my quarters all right this is why you don't sleep with cops quill they put bombs on my ship 37 units we appear to be 6 963 units short if we intend to keep our ship peter quill i know i know we clearly need a plan and reconsider my initial proposal oh no not finn thankful again yes we should go after finn fang fool drax there are easier ways to get paid like what about selling gamora's crap what oh come on you've been hoarding them stupid knickknacks ever since you first joined us i mean don't tell me they ain't worth nothing quarantine zone was always my figurines are not knick-knacks teams guys i think we should hear our group for once he says we should combine both ideas sell gamora's trinkets to fin fang foom it is brilliant yeah you know the only problem with your plan is that lady hellbender only buys monsters and you are not a monster he's not he's the sweetest most no you don't this ain't something you can pretend oh yeah you want monster i'll show you monster whoa guys groot are you really offering to no no he is not offering that okay it could work cell groot i guess we could bust him out after absurd lady hellbender seeks the monster within the small ugly one is clearly the correct choice he is cruel sadistic and his soul is filthy and filled with rage monster queen would pay a great sum for such a creature really how great how are you okay with this cause i know what i am and i know what he ain't i am groot i vote we sell groot i honestly think lady hellbender will go for it yeah well i vote for not groot i also vote for the creepy little beast two votes each peter well i think groot's more convincing in the traditional monster sense group buddy first of all thank you and second of all i want you to know we're going to bust you out of there right after okay all right let's do this let's go sell a monster we're not seriously flying into that they say the weather patterns of secnarf9 are tied to the temperament of its ruler that's not how women work or whether anyways i'm sure it looks worse than it is there that's lady hellbender's fortress interesting close quill i don't want to walk in this no problem flying the wrong way he's not flying at all guys relax just one minute piece of cake you can't be serious what this way we can scope things out before we finish the transaction we're like a hundred clicks from her base you know how much i like scoping nope okay here we go i never mentioned how much i hate rain hellbender's castle isn't even that far and it's not a castle it is an impregnable fortress so how do we impregnate it ask peter let's just get closer we'll figure it out on the way [Music] everyone okay we should have gone to machu 4 hey check out the old resistance ship thing's been shot to hell no doubt by this one then they're changi friends we weren't friends ah guys yeah not sure [Music] but it ain't moving now it would be wary you know what i survived freaking half world i think i've scared us a little bit it's not alone get ready [Music] nice catch you're welcome don't get used to it peter khalil you're not alone here yeah i got it guys anyone know what that [Music] a is [Music] cowardly beast finish the battle ah stumpy's running away that it's tail between its legs okay here we go oh slimy uh guys you might want to wait to come down here oh why the floccus is so deep in a jam boys no you think smack reach sword will not work woman find us a rope yeah it fast where am i supposed to find a rope i don't know i'm sinking in jelly here well do something like what [Music] cool [Music] what did you just do sorcery somebody get him out of there [Music] might tell us what happened i don't know my blasters they only done that once before when i was a kid i don't do it on purpose classic sparta attack just when you think you've seen it all you pull skutt like this just just please the jungle alone i i qualified i just want to see how they stick otherwise it might as well be magic or sorcery guys [Music] okay that's kind of weird hello anybody okay that got my blood pumping why would lady hellbender cage this creature uh because it's annoying as stud perhaps it is food that thing's food yes monster food i wonder what it tastes like we go into that fortress with our monster peacefully walking beside us we'll be laughed right out of the room thinks we can sell our monster act better if we have a problem the only problem is there's a pissed-off monster inside release the beast let me dispose of it because that worked so well for you last time we need a better plan of attack yes ideally one that guarantees my safety [Music] snoopy's back you are coming with me we better hurry you can't be serious okay it's further than it looked much farther it's a flark and infinity bridge is what it is oh you're being dramatic rodent bridge ends at the fortress therefore it is not perfect yeah that's super comforting yes we gotta go recycles peter aren't you forgetting something oh right cage point of peter quill there's still time to reconsider the tree creature is not very monstrous drax we're doing this just like we planned on the milano you're being stubborn clearly the rodent is the one i'm not being stubborn i just refuse to change my mind because it's the right decision hey lovebirds let's go bridge ain't going to cross itself i hope lady hellbender is as gullible as you expect she is you hang tight there one when the time comes i'll get you out of there can you help me with this what why to guarantee your safety as a leader oh come on don't look at me i ain't pulling that thing remember buddy menacing like me only bigger not bad not bad okay here we go oh that was fast give me a sec i didn't think you'd actually come up maybe being on time is my new thing oh right we'll see about that when i have to get you up for school tomorrow you know i think i'm too old for that too nice try smart alec sit don't worry i'm not gonna sing i like your singing well you might be the only one go on make a wish you're officially a teenager look at all those girlfriends someone's going to be really popular at school mom what you are very handsome i'm sure all the girls are going to be falling mom what did you wish for why would i wish for anything i've got everything i want oh what huge favor are you about to ask me just 10 bucks then andy and i want to go see night of the cosmos of the rio tonight a movie tonight come on it's gonna be sick it's about these zombies that invade earth and then it's up to these kids they have to blow them away i don't think i want you to see that peter i let you watch the pocky mask one and you were sleeping in my bed the next three nights it was ages ago and this one isn't even that bad it's pg-13 and i'm 13. exactly pg-13 may contain violence and nudity mild nudity like butts and stuff you're not helping your case no i just i i wanted us to have some us time tonight you know maybe finish our game you can't duck out right when i'm about to win okay it's not that it's it's opening night and it's my birthday you know it was meant to be meant to be huh pretty please i don't know truck's still in the shop and i don't want you walking alone in the dark there's been a lot of weirdos out there it's not safe i'll be careful ma i always am were you careful when you got that black eye i told you i know you were standing up for someone which is a good thing but you cannot go punching your way out of every problem peter i couldn't just stand there no of course not okay get me my purse not so fast before you go there's something i want to talk to you about something i want to give you 20 bucks don't push it think of it as a long overdue gift from your father it's upstairs on my bed go on and get it while i finish up in the kitchen and we can open it together [Music] at last [Music] [Music] i know are not the first to claim they have captured a tarantula you doubt it's authenticity it is what you say it is prove it or suffer the consequence of every other would-be con artist i assure you i said it release it [Music] we got this [Music] ah this you are free here [Music] bring in the next seller and transfer 10 000 units to that last one's next speak hey there i'm star-lord okay drax the destroyer the undoing of the mad titan in the flesh and such flesh [Music] your presence honors me you are much smaller than i expected oh and what were you expecting perhaps i can do something about it unlikely we'll see destroyer i can be quite forceful peter quill i believe she is flirting with me just play along man flatter her or something you got this that's for the best your negotiation skills are terrible lady hellbender i can see by the size of your weapon you must be a skillful warrior perhaps i can give you a demonstration sometime you would make an acceptable opponent tell me destroyer what brings you to second of nine peter quill show another creature [Music] a flora colossus i thought your kind had been wiped out name your terms destroyer 20 000 units 20 000 the creature is not monstrous like the creepy little beast but it is a capable warrior and it possesses regenerative qualities also is the last of its species 20 000 units of sufficient compensation no rocket drax has this name your terms then 15 000 and you stay whoa you want to buy drax not buy invest i could use a warrior like you at my side i have other commitments shame we could have had such fun together 12 000 for the flora colossus then 12 000 is not not that bad for a flora whatever deal 12 000 units it is [Music] the storms of seknoff grow ravenous you will stay among my hellraisers and revel as one of us yeah this is great we'd be thank you [Music] [Music] no no of course i will i'll call you i'll call you you guys were supposed to wait for me you took too long i was establishing an alibi you were flirting with a signorfian beast handler who confirmed that groot is definitely probably being kept in the new additions pen which is where exactly well we didn't quite get that far good thing we're doing my plan tracker's pointing back the ladies skull suits throw so uh that's where i'm going tiny little problem [Music] boy when these guys go they go hard they're heavily inebriated doesn't mean they're not a threat my best weight work happens after i've had few a few scud knuckles gotta die to safeguard so be it whoa whoa hey we are not here to start a war with the woman who's got her own private army now does it rob her if we do things right and be quiet we'll be in and out with no one the wiser what part quiet don't you understand dead is quiet peter quill no killing don't touch anything don't step on anything and don't break anything don't do anything stupid if we mess this up it's game over for group and us group easy there bud i'll get you out of the flesh whoa hey let's not turn him into kindling stand back i will breach the perimeter it's too thick it's too thick who knew that's it just like the arago drop butt on three two got that dashed witch scripted down to your bark you know we'd have showed up sooner but uh good to have you back root now all we need is an exit i guess groot knows the way oh crap guardians of the galaxy you fools thought you could cheat me and suffer no consequence groot [Music] which one of you thought it was to entrust your absurd scheme to a flora colossus [Music] you call him friend yet you ignore his very nature overlooking the fact that he is the worst liar in history i told you he can't just pretend to be monstrous to his credit he kept your secret for almost an hour lady hellbender let us settle this honorably i will face you in combat honorably your offer is worthless destroyer there is no escaping my wrath i can work with that dweller feast upon them [Music] uh huh [Applause] guys we did it they live bring me nasha everybody grab a bike [Music] we still need to get out of here and fast everybody's dropping now that was a ride this is no time to celebrate we have made an awful mistake and an awful amount of cash there is no escaping lady we'll see about that guys hold on [Music] your bones are mine guardians of the galaxy [Music] she will hunt us to the end of the universe who gives us scott we got off that ball with the money didn't we only after the talking tree betrayed us i do not speak tree tree hey you got a problem with groot you got a problem with me whoa whoa whoa whoa one problem at a time lady hellbender will seek her revenge mark my words then she'll have to get in line first i gotta call corel the sooner we get this fine paid better yeah so we can go back to focusing on being broke that's weird is money all that you think of rodent no i also think about bombs and booze bombs made out of booze nikki there's something wrong with the connection did you twist the thingy yeah no dice nicki is your mom around i really need to talk to her she's with me inside me i've been left to the point did you try narrowing the band first thing i tried it's got to be something else i'm losing in it can you put your mom off i think something has happened to the girl yeah it's called she's novacorp can you fix it yeah yeah i'll go check the array [Applause] [Laughter] look at what it did it killed everything that's scott rocket relax it's just an array just an array look at it quilt where am i going to get the parts to fix that it's flarked i told you it was a mistake to keep that thing but did you listen to me oh no no no we don't listen to rocket he just has to fix the freaking ship i promise we'll get it fixed soon yeah just like you promised to get your girlfriend to go easy on us yeah okay hey that's not fair you know what isn't fair quill being the only one who actually seems to give us gut about the milano look guys we need the doc to fix the array luckily i know a guy on nowhere has got the parts we need and he can get rid of that and overtrack sheep we cannot abandon the child her behavior was erratic the llama thing you chewed the wires drugs it was probably just a bad connection and if we remove the tracker corel will make sure the entire nova corps fleet is on alert for us gamora's right we made a promise i made a promise see if we can pinpoint where corel is we pay the fine quill you're freaking kidding me that way we don't have to keep looking over our shoulders for nova on the next job if there is a next job [Music] [Music] [Music] looks like your girlfriend held up render the bargain quill we know for sure it's her checking same designation as before it's definitely hala's hope so oh what are they doing to my [ __ ] relax standard nova pool procedure my ship's fine which part ask quill he's the one who keeps crashing okay here we go if they so much has scratched her paints we get novacor to reduce our fire good luck with that it's gross negligence negligence that's what i said [Music] okay it's not supposed to be this empty is it a holiday space cops don't take holidays hello [Music] we're here to pay a fine looking for centurion corral doors locked well we tried come on let's go we're not leaving we'll go to them if we have to look the door controls are on the other side if we can get you there [Music] [Music] door's flarked we ain't going back that way i thought that nova corps had more ships i heard they got a staffing shoes from who people in places with uh other people peter quill i found this vector one check in sector one sweep complete 75 acceptance rate it is as she promised have faith the promise will be made real proceed to sector 7 with faith well the good news is we're not alone there's lots of chatter tell them i want my [ __ ] back my ship i sense there's a butt but it sounds like they're searching for something or someone could explain why no one's around who gives a [ __ ] tell them to get their golden butts up here uh hey there is this thing on we're uh we're looking for centurion carell we're the guardians of the galaxy we were supposed to meet centurion corel to pay a fine hello guardians of the galaxy i would be more than happy to assist you today where are you now we're uh in some sort of monitoring station understood stay where you are we will come to you well what did they say they're coming to us ah it's about flark in time where's centurion carell have faith she is not with us at this time have faith really anyone else seeing a purple glow around these guys i do not trust them there's an alternative plan now may be the time to execute it promise this [Music] i do not think our fine would be paid today you don't say guys corel's ship is right there we just need to what what do we need to do quill a whole bunch of whacked out space cops just tried to vaporize us and you want to go looking for a rematch because your girlfriend might be in trouble that's not what i'm doing and she's not my girlfriend could have fooled me rocket the only thing that this is about is getting our ship back we find corel and then none of this is our prominent you're right it won't be our problem anymore because we didn't sign up to be run around halfway across the galaxy by a cop love and heal me come on seriously crow join the guardian she said don't be good for your mental health she said all right listen to flark up groot and i are getting off the stashed rock anyone who'd like a ride can follow us everyone else can go to hell [Music] i prefer the rodent's plan he's tried all must see all you don't think this sort of thing is happening at nova stations everywhere that's what they get for being jacked into an 4pl done all right base clear extending catwalks and flark what's up the clamps won't release those wack jobs must have triggered a lockdown can you override it wouldn't be much of a lockdown if i could i can hold her in position and get the engines warmed up but you're gonna have to release those clamps manually [Music] get ready the story now what we should set course for contraxia they bear our issues i don't hate it but we should report what we saw first right because that's our biggest problem quill come on groot we got scott to do rocket what's with him the abomination is never happy rocket's got a point though our cons are flarked the tracker's still counting down corel could be anywhere in the universe it's not looking good we are in the place between hard rocks you mean a rock and a hard place that is what i said helen knows we could use a night off so atraxia we should go to nowhere instead ah another suitable location to partake in liberal libations to report what we saw me and cosmo go way back he's chief of security he'll make sure the right people know about the rock and the track aren't fine rocket's got a guy in nowhere we kill two birds with one stone okay i'll set the coordinates maybe talk to rocket nowhere here we come ah nowhere last spaceport on the edge of the known universe and home to the best black market deals you can find and surprisingly good noodles you ever wondered what kind of person found it was like oh look the severed head of a giant celestial being let's drill holes in and live inside they wanted the brain tissue very rare very valuable the marketplace came after along with [Music] you are certain this cosmo is trustworthy peter quill of course he's chief of security and nowhere and as such probably deals in nova core all the time trust me he's going to want to know about the rock what are they doing back there shenanigans likely see you never flock bags fine whatever we'll talk about we'll go out and have a good time do you still have those suicidal urges what no and you thought joining a team would be bad for you hi sun lord right was it rock star it's starboard hey that's right i forget which version of you i've met did you do the thing yet what is the thing she is referring to no idea hi i don't know if we've met yet i am no he's lying i mean oh why are the contacts you look less depressed thanks don't worry it's always weird the first time celestial madonna hi guys you should not be in this place actually i'm exactly where i need to be i think no yes this is where i need to be or needed to be am needed yes wait why are you here you cannot keep leaving the sanctuary it's not safe there are when aren't there rumblings in the galaxy yeah okay we're gonna keep making my face it was nice seeing you again gamora star guy green okay bye [Music] i need to leave uh something wrong is not your business peter quill do not wait for me tracks watch it storm rock yourself jerky red guy you believe that [Music] let's go talk to cosmo alone so [Music] that's not good look at what we got here watch it star-lord and what's a filthy scott stein taran doing out here russian hiding's what i think derrick my turn's always behind cause everybody knows terrance are scrawny uh if you're into that we might be into that except for the bounty hey guys wouldn't have to know where cosmo's office is would you i get the distinct feeling that you're looking for someone of the earth persuasion i get it man i get it us earthers we all look the same it's not like you guys who very clearly look different get to the point the point is is i can help you find who you're actually looking for taren's do all look the same except this taren's got a word on his back just like the bounty says what's that word on your back saying the i heard nowhere well maybe it says star-lord either way get him okay okay okay yep yeah timeout heart is pumping guys it's very clear that we're evenly matched we're completely invincible oh well that sucks but we're all professionals here right right maybe we can work something out peter shoot now we need to keep them separated miss us what is happening so come on it's gonna be sick it's about these zombies that invade earth and then it's up to these kids that have to blow them away of course you would remember that and then i asked you if you packed your lunch and you gave me a blank stare i'll be careful ma i always am not so fast before you go there's something i want to talk to you about something i want to give you 20 bucks don't push it think of it as a long overdue gift from your father it's upstairs on my bed go on and get it while i finish up in the kitchen and we can open it together i knew you wouldn't wait [Music] do you know what a birthright is peter it's something that's a part of you like your name [Music] before your father returned to space [Music] i know it sounds crazy that you've never believed me but something has changed and now more than ever you need to trust me [Music] and maybe this will help [Music] wow easy there cowboy these belong to your father i used to think he left these for our protection but they might as well be paperweights still if they're enough to convince you of who he really was then maybe they're protection enough protection from what your father wasn't just from another planet peter he was he was important and important men have any what do you mean important [Music] he was king of an entire world called spartax [Music] far far away and he was a great leader and the way you look after people peter i know you're going to be just like him [Music] but leading is never easy your father left to protect us and for 13 years it worked [Music] but now something's coming i know we're being watched mom if you really want to play a game that bad you could have just said so i hope i'm wrong peter i really do [Music] but being the son of a king on any planet means that you are going to have a target on your back for the rest of your life and you're plenty brave but you're gonna have to be smart [Music] things may get messy i'm gonna let kubrick out i'll be right back [Music] sick oh [ __ ] [Music] mom um [Music] [Music] no that's what he said sheesh no use being pediatric oh crap would kill a lot of you but not you mr these lackluster bounty hunters claim lady hellbender hired them to kill us i'll murderize you oh hey guys didn't expect to see you here yeah cramped flat flat nerd yeah and a scruff drew in one too shut come on dude what's your problem you are that's why we quit yes you did now stop talking to him rocket buddy come on we had a good thing going you and groot are better than two-bit bounty hunters scoff what did you say i said scoff you don't say scoff you just scoff oh so now i don't express myself proper like rocky dude woof we should have left you in when we worked the chance like what we are you don't what you brush in front of me i told you a bajillion times i'm not a ruffin animal what are you talking about how you doing buddy we were just about guardian of galaxies will tell cosmo why they broke into continuum cortex or cosmo will conjure worse psychic go you work with blood brothers create distraction so pesky raccoon and cynthian tree friend can use continuum cortex cosmo also known guardian of galaxies have nova tracker okay i'm sure it's just one big misunderstanding right right we're here because something happened guardian of galaxies yeah we went to find centurion corral and pay our fine why strange transmissions spreading across galaxy like rabbits in springtime cosmos send many team to investigate non-return now nova rock sending same signal guardian of galaxy will tell me what they saw the nova corps were killing each other [Music] it was like they were drinking funky juice or something or joined the cult yeah during that ritual with the priests they kept talking about a promise that's them that old man that's with him shuttle exploded on the hall as hope grand unifier raker leader of the universal church of truths that membrane bill cosmo is old cult very powerful during galactic war now not so much you said the rock was transmitting a signal what if the religion were somehow yet the universal church of truths died with gold's king god let us investigate the halos hope for you what you said none of your team's return right seems to me like you're short staffed and we want to find out what happened as much as you do we do so let us investigate for you always catch and not function with simple drop the charges contact nova corps hq and get the world mind to forgive our fine then we'll go it's not being so easy face it dog breath you need us us for now unless you got someone else stupid enough to go [Music] in soviet russia cosmo would not rest words of capital is come but this is not motherland guardianship still nowhere what you can't take our ship my ship how are we going to find the halos hope now come essences of time so where are we going exactly to original settlement from early days before you mean the first mining colony is still here now abandoned most this is the place you broke into broke implies it took effort please do stand back i know it's like they've never seen a giant trans-dimensional hand before who is to step involved what if things go sideways how do we get back with passport can communicate with cosmo and if emergency bring guardian of galaxies back better you take it than captain valor over here this time investigate novation passport to report findings and you'll speak to the world mind get rid of that fine right those aren't the best good luck guardian with galaxies anyone see any seat belts you better not throw up this time sorcery i was going to say dizzying you get used to it in space or somewhere between space between dimensions between time between realities it's spider-man wait is that earth mom come on you're dating for the promise here come on in janie peter will be up in a second really janie okay next stop palace hope probably hold on groot here we go okay here we go okay i got the battery installed gabor but nothing's happening seriously oh fine i'll tell them listen up slug breath tell me what you see uh there's a blue wire and two connections yellow and red and one big green thing don't touch the green thing not a great time to start yelling dude okay okay first plug the wire to either connection all we need is a little jump start here goes nothing oh crap you cut the green thing get it you [ __ ] great dude [Music] [Music] gravity was not restored had one job quill i did exactly what hey isn't that the mining ship we explored in the quarantine zone yeah when's the footage from signal's stronger we must be close how close hard to say it's too much interference [Music] centurion corral found something hey [Music] she went in after we left that thing you don't think it is the creature that devoured a monster could have been a million things i mean it's restricted space for a reason no you're a lotus skype that thing's got nothing to do with us that gem corral picked up i think it's the same one we shot in the quarantine zone uh we you're the one who shot it fine the gem i shot the point is is that shadow thing came out of it we did this the quarantine zone's a giant death trap so we released a shadow thing we made it out didn't we your stupid girlfriend probably did too you've been saying the whole time she's probably dead probably alive probably dead whatever important thing is we're all fine carell is tough if anyone made it out it's her and know it guardians of the galaxy you misread our intentions no you've made them pretty clear sometimes sacrifices i had to check quill kill grand unifier breaker right first let me just say it's really cool that you've heard of us right guys and it's cool that you didn't try to kill us just then especially with your two pals right there you could have totally ripped us apart the moment you walked in which we obviously all appreciate but also we've kind of got a few questions like where are centurion corel and her daughter you came here seeking truth rejoice [Music] the matriarch wishes to share it with you [Music] [Music] the matriarch kuwait [Music] what's wrong with the passport nothing the poaching picking up we're stuck here hey at least the dumpster weapons demonstrate their lack of fear there's a proven battle tactic catapian warriors often ride into battle completely naked keep your pants on although it could be used as a distraction yeah no any other ideas can you froth i can froth can you twitch yeah i'm pretty twitchy all right on my cue you drop froth and twitch while they're all distracted we take off down one of them side halls what about me you well you know you uh take one for the team i'm not gonna [ __ ] with me come on quell just grab your chest and drop find another plan what join me if i intended to kill you wow oh okay that uh that is a cool trick i'll explain how you did it sorcery i can understand how some might see it that way but i used science the science of faith faith is not science but faith energy is [Music] picky [Music] as requested the guardians of the galaxy thank you grand unifier guardians we may approach peter quill order your offspring to come down from there this instant maybe i'm out of line but aren't you a little young for a dress that's short aren't you a little old to write your name on your clothes took you long enough yeah well you know chatty grandpa gets we're gonna get you out of here just follow my lead but this is where we're supposed to be we're gonna save everybody i'm gonna save them i promised come on snap out of a kid you're just saying what he wants you to say [Music] hold on everybody this girl is clearly not herself of course i am but i'm more than just me what do you mean where's your mom mama's here she's right here inside me oh thanks for clearing that up the light joined us i thought she was gone but i can bring her back they're all waiting for us to bring them back all we need is faith the grand unifier helped me understand is one big con trust me i know a thing or two why can't you just believe in me why won't you just listen nobody ever listens until i show them [Music] stop she doesn't have to die peter you can save her i promise [Music] oh peter oh peter my boy mom what what's going on how how is this possible you saved me that's how i knew you would never leave me i i didn't i mean look at you look at you all grown up and into the great leader i knew you would become peter i am so proud of you your father would be so proud i i don't understand i saw you die am i did i go back you are here that's all that matters we have all the time in the world now you and me and your friends too my friends sure the house is plenty big enough and i want to meet this amazing team of yours and hear all about your incredible adventures that is you don't know how bad i've wanted this oh nothing will ever break us apart i promise peter i promise i can't believe i have you back uh mom you're squeezing kind of tight we have so much time to make up for maybe we'll finally get to finish that game can you feel it the promise is all around us the matriarch will reunite us now and forever [Music] that is you don't know how bad i've wanted this oh nothing will ever break us apart i promise peter i promise i can't believe i have you back uh mom you're squeezing kind of tight [Music] stop hugging me peter it's okay it's me peter what are you doing i'm sorry this isn't funny put that down young man i don't understand i love you peter [Music] i'm sorry oh whatever it is i am so sorry please peter i just [Music] now peter while it's distracted we can reach nikki [Music] dad come on get up we don't have much time we need to get everything ready mom will be home soon come on get up nick you win finally i need your help mom will be home for lunch soon and i want everything to be perfect perfect for her birthday that's today did you forget again honestly kinda are you kidding dad you promised you'd help me surprise mom for her birthday i did yes you said you'd help fix the hollow projector and the cake still needs candles and i can't find the present we got her right surprise peter what are you two no don't believe it peter this isn't real she's being tricked [Music] she never should have been here [Music] what she saw [Music] i don't know how but the three of us are connected now that thing that thing has her but she can still be saved [Music] she has to accept my death she must show her how to let me go [Music] free my daughter save her please [Music] child get the matriarch out of here now [Music] by rejecting the promise you have proven yourselves unworthy and you must be destroyed [Music] hey grandpa you think we're afraid of your goons [Music] they do not leave this chamber [Music] just jump ah [Music] that must be the calm relay take it off this heap so uh how long is this gonna take i'm gonna need your help sure all right just stand right here okay perfect why are we pretending we did not witness what was witnessed in the ceremonial chamber because the promise is an insidious lie how can you be certain because i wanted to believe it but i knew when i woke up it would all be gone what did you see [Music] i saw my mom in life there's something else there too shadow yeah exactly whatever it is it's using the girl probably fed her alive her own about her i know she's what that was completely intentional the milano's on her way thanks bud all right let's split before the faith brigade realizes what we did [Music] [Music] uh uh [Music] you must go back are you crazy i like killing sprees as much as the next guy but we barely got out of there alive what about gamora she made a choice so you're just gonna abandon her and nicki what if it was groot you gonna leave him behind too are you don't talk like that that's not what this is about isn't it though we're supposed to be a team teams don't leave people behind tell that to the giant kratakin army of robots and brainwashed believers we barely got away from is that yes how'd you get back it doesn't matter i failed raker lives for now we have to go back we can't leave nikki there what he'll turn her into blah blah blah so you got step daddy issues and had a horrible childhood oh rocket what it's true guess what you ain't the only one here who had it bad it don't mean we're angling to commit suicide because some pseudo-priest nut job is doing surprise nut job stuff if we go back there we're dead d-e-d dead i rather die with honor and without who crawled up her butt and died so got the flark out of dodge not yet you should try to get a hold of cosmo instead great plan only he ain't answering the passport okay but what choice do we have we don't have calms well actually we uh might have comps it turns out they weren't as flarked as i originally thought really groot should be able to raise [Music] okay anything yet guardian of galaxies cosmo buddy where have you been we've been calling you sorry peter quill cosmos ball's been tied universal church of truth arrive at nowhere are you okay is fine for a moment cosmo receive warning in time but continuum cortex is of shut down for safety it's been dead your little detective trip almost got us killed we'll fill you in when we get there net this problem is bigger than cosmo guardian of galaxies must go to zandar and ask world mind for help instead cosmo unable to get through guardian of galaxies cosmo are you there what happened are we under attack so these are the cowards who defile lady hellbender's honor oh good who the flock are you normally i would not engage in conversation with inferior life forms but my contract with lady hellbender stipulates otherwise therefore abomination you may refer to me by my title i am captain glory leader of the legal legion a lethal legion uh more like loser legion he surrounded us listen i get that lady hellbender's super pissed but now's really not the best time did you think that she would ease her bounty simply because you somehow managed to elude the blood brothers in nowhere yes then you were as imbecillic as they are lady hellbender sends a regard so-called guardians of the galaxy prepare to be eliminated no you prepare to be eliminated smooth yeah we got this i doubt we've seen the last one we'll worry about lady hellbender later let's just focus on getting to zandar punching yep old girl needs a tune-up we can do it once we reach the station i ain't letting no bucket head near my wow talk about cosmic gridlock i haven't seen this many ships around zandar since the start of the galactic war open channel group let's see what's going on these ships come from converted worlds they're refugees immediate talking permission please answer us groot that's enough i don't see any rescue shuttles coming out they're ignoring them no no no no no nova corps might be a bunch of self-righteous dome heads but they're they're supposed to be helping folk that's their whole flark and deal relax rocket we'll just call the station and ask to speak to the world mind groot i can't believe that worked gardeners of the galaxy explain yourselves hey world mind long time no see it's me peter quill star-lord and uh it's guardians of the galaxy check the addendum we need your help today fine no no of course not you need to save the galaxy cannot be saved what a mass delusion known as the promise is of course she don't mention contraxia they actually the world mind is collected consciousness look we know who's behind the promise we've seen it happening up close and personal we're here to pass on information to you so you can stop can we be more clear the universal church of truth cannot be stopped look we just escaped the church's mothership we have a ton of intel you can use to bring them down there is nothing you can tell us we do not already know pretty sure i know a few things that even a supercomputer can't know such as well how to groom the feathers on a shia warbird for starters are you still alive because i know how to groom the feathers yeah well i know where you can buy hack nova core helmets at ridiculously discounted prices what they obviously don't know about it or they do something the point is we've lived things experienced things we've survived the promise and maybe our experience can be used to help you bring them down it is possible we have overlooked the value of individual experiential memories stored within our files good so let's pull resources you're running away what about the refugees you're just gonna leave them defenseless our primary directive is the preservation of zandarian culture all else's secondary where would you even go please understand that we are not able to disclose information of this future to untrustworthy partners untrustworthy my tail and how long are you going to hide from the church huh millennia bullenia as long as it takes and if you try to come back you'll be completely outnumbered zandarian culture will be preserved but it'll never be safe again point taken nevertheless we must leave why for unknown reasons the church has stopped filing resources its influence has grown beyond all probabilistic models then update your our models to the enemy's nonsensical power source you mean faith energy faith as an energy source is logical we are unable to compute scenarios to fight that which should not exist so you're just gonna let the church win if the power source cannot be quantified it cannot be countered you're scared yeah you met a math problem that you don't understand and you're running away from fear thought you were a class g super intelligence not an infinite loop you have given us new data to consider guardians of the galaxy we will later right now we need to focus on our departure you're still leaving we do not make this decision without considering all available options a complete search of our data banks only revealed a single entity with the potential to stop them what is it not unfortunately he perished in the last year of the galactic war great so no one we are pleased you reached the same conclusion it appears that our travel preparations are almost complete farewell no no no wait classic novel core ain't helped us then you won't help us now [Music] what are you kidding me groot says the flark and helpline's still asking for fine money peter we've got movement they're taking off [Music] well well i see it son of a smack [Music] you're accepting promise we got a job quilt i know his promise is becoming real peter gotta get clear first come on go scott oh what the [ __ ] did you do i don't know why have we stopped the loser legion must have hit something when they ambush them guys it's only a matter of time before the galaxy accepts the promise sacrosanct is back there we can't just sit here nice and how are we gonna do that we're dead in the [ __ ] water all right voice freely accepted oh yeah and without an engine we're screwing these guys guys guys enough just stop already i can't hear myself think rocket fix the engines how am i supposed to do that i can't even run a diagon i don't care just fix it scoff and what are we supposed to do i don't know okay i can't just conjure up answers every two seconds fine don't i just can't do this right now i need some rest we have a ship this is our room why is it so small look at you look at you me weird hair what what is it what is this how are you me come on the talking raccoon's waiting for you everybody is uh rocket yeah he was fixing that thing that broke hey if we're some kind of big space hero now why are we running from the bad guys it's complicated no it's not stop running and we've landed [Music] look who stumbled out of bed the rodent made decisions in your sleep yeah yeah i know took you long enough what nikki i'm not supposed to be here you promised you would get me out of here i know but [Music] nikki [Music] have to tell me twice take that you ugly monster thing [Music] peter quill you talked about this man you gotta stop your illegitimate child was correct peter quill hovat and camario will be restored uh yeah okay um we just need to have faith [Applause] [Music] uh drax you're kind of freaking me out man i had to share the good news peter quill you have lost your family your mother the cree woman you understand the pain that comes from loss drax but with faith with the matriarch's promise our families can be restored i i drax i don't you have accepted her promise have you not peter quill i totally accepted it i am super stoked to see my mom again and rejoin your daughter yes right right my my daughter i knew you would see the truth of her life [Music] yep uh truth and light dead not dead my daughter it's all super great this pleases me [Music] however i am less certain of the others the wooden one may come around but i suspect the assassin and the rodent will resist this makes them a dangerous element to our cause i must eliminate them wait why because they're our family man just give them a chance it's a lot to process you truly believe they will accept her promise i i know it the takamora her dad was thanos there's gonna be some stuff to work through before she can accept it and and rock it where to start he's literally a walking science experiment what nikki the matriarch is is offering it's it's all new territory for him and the wooden one you said it yourself you'll come around i mean it's groot man he's our rock very well peter quill good uh good that's that's that's great i'll let the others know ah there is no need we must bring the matriarch here we'll give them the time they require to consider her promise right uh right because she's a million light years away and it'll take us time to get there already landed on her planet what what why why would you do that well if you had truly accepted her promise you would know [Music] perhaps it is better that you wait here for a while and contemplate your faith [Music] wait done meet me in the rec room what are we [ __ ] waiting for we gotta ditch this mud ball before green and crazy shows up with his new pal the kratakin matriarch rocket stop we can't just abandon drax is he even still drax i mean he's been converted i know it's just we need to find him and pull him back from the dark side you're talking about kidnapping drax the destroyer emphasis on destroyer and we've come too far seen too much awful stuff to abandon one of our friends drax is still our friend that ain't our friend no more don't make me pull rank on this man are you pointing your frickin guns at me no no not yet i just need you to understand how serious this is we're not leaving [Music] well flark quill it's about attacking time you showed some nords fine i'm in any other objections nope i'm good i'm broke good then let's go find our friend okay here we go not this place you know where we are in a blocking lagoon how many times i gotta tell you people i don't like water hey i didn't land here okay drax did ah this stuff is gross you're kidding me what first the worst park it you all right factor i hate water i hate being wood and i hate not getting paid found drax scoundrel where is she where is the matriarch oh wow a little help here [Music] hi guys [Music] yes [Music] [Music] mantis how did you what oh that lysa once taught me the artists striking one spot and many times or is it on fed who teaches me later don't worry green meanie's fine what are we doing here mantis i told him to come on nowhere i saw a time inside his mind the lies that bind i mean what's a girl to do whisper of course correct obviously it's okay stay with me [Music] another one of your girlfriends quill oh no not in this come on the creepy caves this way the what now the creepy cave where the darkest of our future paths will meet dark isn't unknown not as in bad i mean it might be bad but no way can it be worse than the futures i did see because those were definitely bad very bad you don't want to know how bad can someone please translate her the point is or what or which parts of the point have i made already uh the creepy cave yes that's right big strong heart carries so much sorrow inside in all futures he's the one who turns and in some we save them here [Music] and here we are where the kotadi take root so just to be clear there's a timeline where me and you peter focus right um what's a katardi uh plant people like groot but uh lame the kochati are a highly evolved highly sacred race of pacifist beings who grace us with their meditative powers they also guard the secrets of the ancient cave can they temporarily unguard it oh no they take this duty quite seriously our only hope of entering is to appeal to their infinite wisdom [Music] and we're in [Music] oh uh what are we looking for in here she doesn't know something that's going to help drax we're all just taking the word of the space case she's not a space spooky yep [Applause] close one you can say that again oh i will uh mantis [Music] where is the matriarch this is the one where i fail we're trying to help you yeah it's okay the one where i fail is the one where you don't stay with me hey guys check it out i'm totally not dead ugh what i don't remember this part okay okay look guys um i appreciate what you all did for me back there with the water thing um but following the bug lady any deeper is officially stupid rocket no fog monsters cave pigs wet waterfalls technically all water no no quill she doesn't know where we are she doesn't know where we're going she doesn't know what we're looking for mantis are we hot or cold room temperature okay okay this is crazy she is probably crazy it's not about her about us i am super proud of us because we've never gone this far for anything before oh this is the one where you inspire them just think about who we were when we started um well you were a two-bit broke pirate who couldn't even outrun a tree exactly and you were a two-bit bounty hunter just as broke as me just depraved self-centered mindlessly chasing every unit bark contract bank to rob i still like many of those things so do i but none of those things are why we're here now right you're down here kicking ass for drax not draxler destroyer not drax a rampaging criminal tracks man my friend and gamora you've gone to the ends of the galaxy to hunt people to hurt people to get revenge in what frequently assume are some excruciatingly painful ways but doesn't this feel kind of good going this far to help someone you care about oh it feels so good and groot uh he says you don't have no no i do because we all need to learn something from you man you never complain but or if you do i don't catch it but i i'm pretty sure you probably definitely don't you're always there for us and that's what this is about us growing together as a team following a crazy lady into a death cave because one of us needs help because we are a team help we're a family we're the farking guardians of the galaxy really great speech will ugh [Music] rock it check it out still not dead i can't believe you did that for us hey a friend needed help a bunch of them rocket man could we please just save drax already warm very very warm i think she wants us to jump in the hole i may not know what we're looking for but i know it's down there okay let's finish this because i sure as flock didn't get all wet for nothing huh oh gross please tell me drax is the only one who's got to go in that creepy egg sack so the shepherds found fresh flock [Music] foolish followers think fast beard butt you know not the gravity of your treacherous trespass [Music] [Music] you cannot quell a god prepare for oblivion interloper oh it's this one okay green meanie you're up found you one wayward wickedness is this nasty uglies from that busted noggin of yours it's okay guys it's him aaron witchcraft wait in warsaw ashley warsaw adam warlock that's it the golden god guy hold on this guy's raker's old divine whatever looks pretty good for a dead guy were you not sent by the sanctimonious shepherd us with raker not a chance we're trying to shut his ass down see friends okay big guy and we go come on all the ones where we die already happened [Music] oh [Music] raker's got half the galaxy going cuckoo bananas her friend included i swapped your ass for a newer younger blue skin model so can you help us mantis seems to think he can cure drax my heavenly healing is veiled malignant a first folly i swore never to repeat can someone translate this guy he said no what protection i can proffer is to remain reclusive not this time goldie the pieces need to go back together we just got to get you all closer to the puzzle and that would be in here of course [Music] oh wait let's talk about what the butt it's like the beginning of space odyssey welcome to the astral planes snorelord you teleported us oh no you're still comfy cozy with me i just merged your mind merged or what i gave no consent to this planescaper she's not big on asking permission it's all pretty sure this and fate of the galaxy that don't you get huffy god guy your gold hands are all over this mess what's that supposed to mean i thought this guy was how we cured drax cure and cause can coalesce guys is that drax so we're going into drax's head literally green meanie's in there somewhere find him and convince him to come back to reality mantis please tell me we're supposed to be going into the bright light pretty sure you need to reach the heart of drax's promise much deeper than i've ever seen wait if you've never seen it does that mean it never happens oh not just keep going and if we lose contact listen to amy winsock she means you quite clearly [Music] oh not tracks thanos not so tough after all something's not right you failed to fathom the rules of this realm what the hey what's happening hey we ain't dead mantis i think we did something but i don't see drax hold up look i bet i can beat you to the center not so fast little one [Music] you've been playing in your mother's garden again i was hunting hunting dirt no i chased it but it was too quick only fools rush forward the hunter waits chooses our moment drax papa are you all right what the [ __ ] is that this little one your mother waits insidious succubus release your thrall it's not in kansas anymore [Music] you two certainly took your time only fools rush come my love let us go inside cracks buddy your words are wasted easy all right i got this come on big guy i know you can hear me why do you honk me we're gonna lose him again it's me buddy storm lord remember we're all here you're stronger than this jax come on you big luck don't leave me alone with quill drax dinner is ready that's not hovat you gotta let her go do not know you asked damn it [Music] endless entropy cease this charade [Music] why are you doing this do not leave me be you gotta trust us drax we're trying to help [Music] by destroying my home your blissful ignorance is in ignoble pursuit easy shakespeare we got this come on you don't really want to stay in this dark hole i would endure the depths of sardoos to be with my family drags love it is time to eat look i get it man they seem really special they are the only thing that matters my whole vat was the most fearless mate i have ever known she brought me peace even during times of war my innocence she was the best of us both despite her meager stature they both were [Music] my family is gone what sits before me i don't know but it's not real it ain't good it is a perversion fed by desperation [Music] without it i will have nothing i cannot be alone again you're not alone man we're here for you we've all lost someone drugs but it gets easier if you surround yourself with the right people uh groot said some mushy stuff let's just pretend i said it too papa are you okay join us drax [Music] snyder [Music] are you hurt papa talk to us love [Music] i will cherish the time that we had and not resent the time that we lost shall love and honor you both always [Music] the broken promise [Music] [Applause] how you doing big guy you okay i am of sound mind thanks to you all [Music] amends for my lapse in judgment hey you don't know a squad ain't none of us perfect it's kind of our thing how much do you remember great darkness grew with every lie that i swallowed longer i remained with my family the more certain i became that i could never leave your child is in danger if her pain is half of my own darkness may consume her entirely not if i can help it we got to be smart about this there's a whole lot of converter between us and her whole lot of that black dwarf too and anyone want to tell me why harry hobo was able to suck it up more than why that thing looked like him because it is me time to go imagine ambivalent omnipotence drifting in darkness ah speaking of dark such was my celestial solitude power without purpose until uncovered by raker his crew were convalescent plagued by epoxy i was serendipitously suited to soothe a ship full of sick people just happens upon someone with limitless healing we were need and needed symptom and solace worship the wonder of my ways and declared me divine i think we know where this is going i do not know where this is going this is the scary part as the flock of followers fawned the dark delight developed deep within me and in the shadows it spoke weak whelps pernicious priesting feeble fools fit for feasting hubris made hunger a cancerous craving called magus what did it want complete devotion i too heard this voice and could hear nothing else congratulations gorge with grief and consternation i told you this was the scary part it was pure putrefaction sown from the seed of my strength my soul stone gone sour i resolved to rip it out rip it out how a mechanical marvel wrought by raker would sever the stone from my skull and excise the evil entangled within translation you let raker steal your powers whatever his wayward wander he was on that day my friend he swore to separate sanctity from sin that my healing could yet be harnessed without harm sure but who's harnessing it i'm with rocket breaker knew exactly what he was doing that man's a master manipulator damn it now you've got me doing it i bear no blame for my fallen friend our errant experiment all but broke us both then how do you explain how your best bud got his hands on the stone and has now taken over the galaxy i cannot i think i can answer that after i rejected my promise i got pulled into nicki's carl was there she was trying to show me something peter you can't trust anything you saw in there this was different and it felt different she took me back to the qz and i saw that magus thing i saw it get all twisted up with nikki and i i saw it kill corel you hear yourself how'd she show you this if she's dead quite conceivably her soul may be snared by the stone chained to the child that's what carell said the three of them are somehow connected she said nikki needs to accept her death magus preys upon her pain manipulates her mind while feeding on her flock of followers and i'm guessing it never gets full its appetite is insatiable if unassailed magus will absorb all we're gonna need one hell of a plan well you better come up with it quick cause i see daylight the bond between magus and matriarch must be broken it harvests its hunger through the host so nikki's like the head vampire if we cure her it'll free the rest why didn't you just say that so step one find nikki step two convince her mom ain't coming back from the dead step three get that stone away from her and mop the floor with that magus thing you show no shortage of assurance yeah this one's mr positivity it's enough to make you sick the stone is both bondage and bridge for magus and a young mind is most malleable if magus has merged with her she may not survive this ever we won't let it come to that not to join the golden downer then how are we supposed to fight what's going oh flock they've got the cortex they can go anywhere convert anyone [Music] [Music] you need to go now why does that sound like you're not coming with us these are my people some still survive if i stay then we'll stay and help go i'll be where i'm needed when i need to be just trust me don't go dying i'm starting to actually get you [Music] [Music] you wanna pop a squat golden boy you're making me nervous or perhaps your nerves need gnawing what did i do this precarious plan proves more meek by the moment the madonna was meant to be among us she knows what she's doing eventually sorry sins i have wrought to rest me among such a motley crew did he did he take my room not so much as a yip from the mud groot says he'll keep trying where's mr fancy words it has assumed peter quill's quarters it was a daring display of dominance don't you start usually i'd say who needs him but we do so you better fix this one quill just try not to piss him off any more than he already is if it is to be a fight to the death i will honor the outcome if he kills you i get your guns all them bars and bedding parlors and noodle joints maybe it's not as bad as it looks i assume it will be worse raker rallies regiments while we wait whistling in the wings landing as fast as i can go what the [ __ ] great cocoon boy thinks he's a butterfly now here's a man of action let's just hope that he can keep the church busy while we look for nikki let's do this time to save nikki peter okay just be cool let me handle these guys welcome travelers have you come to witness the fulfillment of what now the realization of the matriarch's promise the beginning of a new world one without death or pain or fear you should know this weren't you fitted and cleared to land here what of course we were how are you not aware of a fulfillment something is wrong these heretics must be stopped you good never better yep definitely not good gamora wait hold on a sec why some more children can be sacrificed in the name of breaker's flocked up church of course not just just what peter i don't know every minute we waste we don't have time to breathe i know raker brings back bad memories this isn't about thanos it's about nikki and what men like raker and thanos do to girls like her like me my sister if i had just been better at protecting nebula maybe maybe she wouldn't be dead whoa what nebula's dead ow my who tell me so i can find him and shake his attacking hand by me you killed your sister she is the one you saw in the matriarch's promise that's how i knew it was a lie [Music] the nebula i knew had been twisted into a hateful vengeful monster thing one who would never stop unless i stopped her so i did i just never expected to survive why didn't you say something it's not exactly a conversation starter hi i'm gamora i murdered my sister can we be friends of course we can't how could you be friends with a monster why would you want that on your team a team i actually of enjoyed being on all things considered well uh i hate nebula so i actually would have what i'm just saying it don't change nothing actually it changes everything most deadly woman in the galaxy just admitted she loves us i did not you did you said you were in love with us right after the part about killing your sister i said i enjoyed your company that is the catatium definition of love like i'll give you like can we just move on agreed that's about all the love fest i can take we accept you gamora's inbury pretty sure we're married now this is excruciating [Music] all right i'm pretty sure we've all caught our breath let's say we go stop a nut job cult leader yes [Music] guardians of the galaxy the matriarch has chosen to enact the fulfillment from this station then you shall not stop her she hasn't chosen anything you've been manipulating her from the start she is the light and i am merely your servant kind of hard to be the light with that dark monster thingy inside of her blast for me you may have rejected her promise but you will believe when it returns you from death's cold clutches [Music] [Music] your pain has pushed you to a perilous precipice old friend how it can't be i saw you die the form is fleeting but the foundation remains forever now cease this stubborn senselessness before it reaps a ruinous reward oops [Music] what [ __ ] are you doing he's one of them now he's our friend yeah so is drax and i ain't going inside this fleabag's head maybe he doesn't have to come to that hey buddy are you easy bud friends remember yeah buddy it's me it's all of us where is cosmos nowhere where else would we be furbrain his mind is adult or he is simply a dog he doesn't see us he's still in the promise cosmo where are you what do you see blue sky incarnate is talking about earth smell of fresh grass feeling of dirt between paws no psychic burden just walkies were going and the ball for fetching nowhere is your home right here and now nowhere is nothing deadheads mined for scrap it's way more than that this place is special if by that you mean i saved your park then yeah we met here it's true nowhere was first place since earth goes will not feel like stray dog first time cosmo forget what was lost this place is a haven for misfits like us like you it's home earth is just some rock where you were born it's [Music] you miss being someone's property cosmonaut property belong to family then one day finally gone men in suits and cosmo into space cosmos searched many dog years for those he lost but yet i lost my family too my mom died right in front of me when i was just a kid then people should know cosmo would work like a dog if they are part of this promise these humans are most assuredly dead do not be swayed by the bribe of their return as i was promise is only empty until fulfillment perhaps who lost hope too quickly come on cosmo you gotta know this doesn't smell right peter quill is right cause more human have no smell they are wicked perversions you must bite them with all your mites will not fish that's it what do you tell them nowhere is ghostbus he's pops his family i will protect the dog second boy should we help him i mean we may need him i am optimistic for the beast's recovery cosmo's got his mission we've got ours let's get to the cortex everyone quiet what did they do to the cortex nikki they strapped it or their flark and machine and they're making the hand direct all the galaxy's faith energy right into it fulfillment has begun we gotta get her out of there but how free of the hand and they lose power i count four cables let's pull them out [Music] [Music] nikki it's okay i got you why do you insist on ruining everything if you won't join me then just stay away this is why i don't have kids nikki this isn't gonna end how you think it says who you i saw what you did you shouldn't want to take it back i can feel the light inside me the promise will be fulfilled she not realize her plan has been thwarted this a minor setback isn't that right grand unifier [Music] the cortex was meant merely to ease the burden on you matriarch we shall retreat please give me an excuse to kill is this him the first divine vessel a pale shadow to your magnificence matriarch let him watch me do what he could not i'll draw faith across the entire galaxy myself if i have to if you think you can handle i'll handle whatever it takes nick [Music] damn it they ain't getting far i got a tracker on golden boy's butt you what yeah i tagged him back on the bridge in case he ditched us again we just gotta get back to the milano rocket don't ever change tracker's online confirming goldie's on the dashed and sacroscope seatbelts everyone we're going in hot crap hold on hold on got him alpha hercules system inside the keystone asterism got it coordinates are in not getting away this time power down power down hell yeah nova core the world mine must [Music] oh yeah we're totally going to fly into that aren't we they say that the rings of machu 4 perpetually rain fire down upon the godless abominations that dwell below how fun i'm sure it's worse than it looks too it is any of my people braved this same treacherous pilgrimage before me never to return [Music] so off hey if you got it coming down okay oh a little bumpy but we're all okay right [Music] and we're laughing that's good it's just it's perfect this is us this is how we park [Laughter] well this is our quo parks anyways we were not created to die this day unless of course devours us whole shall we [Laughter] oh this is insane this is how we park yeah [Music] so uh where is he maybe we spooked him impossible was born without fear you don't know that in the cold heart of a dying star dying stars ain't cold let's find out [Music] [Music] [Music] yes we stand triumphant whom has fallen [Music] oh [Music] guys [Music] nobody escapes my wrath floorboard monster queen of sec nerf 9 you said you'd hear him out promised [Music] speak i hope this is the one where you make a good speech we screwed up we conned you robbed you killed your baby we can't take back what we've done but we want to make it right uh quell you murdered the dragon lord [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] this is new uh [Music] fate has finally brought the two of us together [Music] the final harvest begins dead worlds screaming across space we must go now someone needs to take a stand against the church you could really use some help you pay one debt then create another no though i can kind of see enough [Music] all right let's go [Music] yes the noble lady hellbender shall fight alongside us this day after we best at foom foom the invincible we found draxes peanut butter and chocolate we are on the path to destiny my friends i still can't believe we did it we did do it right we sure did and we got mantis back but we lost warlock and we'll need him to exercise the magus once we shut down that ritual so we bust them out of cult prison i've done jailbreaks before we all have we still tracking them oh yeah that thing ain't coming out easy good then all we got to do is get there on time and hope lady hellbender does too oh she will i'm certain of it all right let's gear up people tie up any loose ends take a pee if you have to cause we're not stopping again hey quill let me borrow your tunes why i need to focus come on do not drop that here go the guardians of the galaxy i'm gonna barf and we're back deja vu [Applause] whoa yes lady hellbender has arrived guardians of the galaxy stop hiding the monster lords of satnav 9 hunger for battle we're not hiding we are sneaking because we need to get into sacrosanct alive then we will slaughter as many as we can out here while you fight your way in eat my children crack open their shells and feast upon the sweet meats inside this is so metallic [Music] mantis you sure you could fly her yes sometimes hang on maybe you should two arms the enemy approaches go get him guys scott great now what where is he ah got him golden boys this way come on yes we're going out into space we got no other options and i got a theory yup artificial gravity figured a ship this big when needed for repairs and stuff this is so cool hang on okay go go see nothing to it [Music] [Music] i believe this is your star-lord ugh [Music] you gonna be okay yeah that was just so metal [Music] cosmo is that you in there the spa guardian of galaxies for helping cosmos shake away problems he is no longer chasing stick that is sick and look cosmo is bringing no yeah we noticed and family say my boss it's good to have you back buddy you are thinking he is gone until he is biting on your wrist he's such a good boy yep cosmo is best of boys what hey look they get the adam warlock channel all the way out here speaking of goldilocks he should be right on the other side of that giant murderbot army you've got to be kidding they've got it locked down with a faith shield think we can unplug it like we did on nowhere it's worth a shot aggression by the universal church of truth cannot be tolerated lethal force has been authorized surrender will not be considered holy scott they came back of course they did give him hell world mind guardians of the hold that thought adam warlock's on this ship incorrect adam warlock in the galactic war he's here alive he is still alive right the church abducted the golden god we intend to free him you said it yourself adam warlock is the only one with the potential to stop this very well step forward and witness the full destructive potential of the nova force [Music] there the warlock hang on i'm calling us to ride down the gold cakes make sure you grab on good the drone not the case grand unifier everyone down finally come to confront the captive castigate him for how far he's fallen for once clear don't we can't risk a fight from up you show up on the very eve of our ascension to what take everything from us once again me tell me what i ever took my faith and not just mine you abandoned your flock the very church you helped me build you let us believe our god was dead and with you any hope of restoring those we lost i thought that you promised me my son i promised only partnership you sought subjugation my mistakes were many but your mania is not among them enough enough of this the true divine vessel awaits you are nothing but a husk a faded shadow but even you will feel the light hear me halt this horror raker guardians breach my bindings even now raker readies his restoration ritual rocket can you bust him out if i gotta let me guess raker's power proved more pernicious than predicted there is little point pondering possibilities past daughter of thanos soon feverish faith will flood rakers fledgling and feed the fiend within not gonna happen we're gonna shut it down together right right okay let's go people come time dwindles as we dawdle i could put him back up there don't tempt me hurry go [Music] [Music] rejoice you made it just in time for the miracle grand unifier i trust you can hold them to bear witness [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] ah my lady push through your pain fulfill the promise monster [Music] [Music] see if you can [Music] you're almost there focus on me peter dad dad come on get up we don't have much time we need to get everything ready mom will be home soon come on get up nick you win oh am i ever glad to see you it is crazy we're in there nikki's on a loop nothing i say matters we need to find a way to get through to her peter i know i know we need a plan there's no we okay i get it i have a lot of making up to do peter we're gonna do this i'm dead peter yeah but not like dead dead right [Music] i heard your voice no you brought me here i'm seeing you here now you're seeing a ghost some part of me is inside the soul stone but not in any way that's real we can figure it out maybe we can find a way you need to focus on her now [Music] help her accept that i'm not coming back i just i wish you would have told me told you what about nikki you know you me 12 years ago oh peter i did the math her promise isn't real yeah i know but the rest of it is right you and me on mercury i remember that night so do i but she isn't your daughter she's not my daughter [Music] i don't understand [Music] she's a war orphan on the shuttle home the creek council was rounding up anyone who wasn't full-blooded enough [Music] nikki was this tiny little thing i couldn't let them kill her so i'm not a father no [Music] well not her father well okay that doesn't mean she doesn't need you she has to let me go i tried she won't listen she has to the birthday of the presents whatever it is it's keeping her attached to some fake version of me of us destroy the illusion and make her listen you know i'm not equipped to yes you are you have to be [Music] i know i hate you you're not my dad you're not my yeah kiddo know you ruined it you ruined everything mom was gonna come in and all i want is to see her whatever walks through that door won't be your mom you don't know that there's a lot i don't know [Music] how to keep my foot out of my mouth how to not get arrested i console a 12 year old whose very legitimate grief might just destroy the galaxy but this the promise nick i know i'll call him when i see one you're right i'm not gonna pretend to know what you're going through or what you're feeling i don't even know what i'm feeling it's like empty and heavy at the same time i keep seeing her but then as soon as i focus i is this what it's always going to be like i don't know it's different for everyone but there was no one like your mom [Music] she really really loved you [Music] i need her back [Music] i don't care if it's not real i need things to go back to how they were even if it means making the same stupid day for all stupid eternity just the thought that she might come back is better than admitting that she never will and that not the reason she's gone nick don't put that on yourself why not it's true if i had just it's not true didn't make that thing you didn't release it you're not the reason your mom was where she was a lot of blame to go around but there is no way you deserve any of it [Music] it could be her i don't hear anything seriously you're what the knocking there's clearly someone at the door or something [Music] so let's just say that the creepy thing at the door is not my mom [Music] i can do that [Music] i still don't know how does anyone am i just supposed to smash cakes all day breaking stuff is pretty cathartic [Music] there's other ways [Music] what are you doing it's an earth thing my mom taught me the idea is that you light something to remember someone to pay tribute i mean it's not magic or anything it doesn't bring anyone back but [Music] you know it's a gesture a small thing in the face of a very bad thing [Music] sometimes that's all we have [Music] i keep thinking back to the elevator she was angry at me not that angry more like uh lovingly concerned hey [Music] whatever happens you're not alone okay [Music] thank you [Music] but there is something i do have to do alone [Music] for everyone [Music] [Applause] [Music] no child you must return [Music] shadow hey weirdo oh crap we're getting through that we have to or golden boy's toast focus on rakers fan club [Applause] [Music] good speech blast no no please not not when we're so close uh [Music] please it lied to you to both of us look at it really look [Music] what john he did you brought him back [Music] [Music] uh yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] behold before you your benevolent guardian of the galaxy [Music] it is done okay okay we'll give you this one shall we our adoring mass is a weight [Music] don't worry about little old me i feel simply [Music] fabulous [Music] [Laughter] the one where golden vegas guy is consumed by the bad thing and tries to destroy the galaxy and probably succeeds why does it feel like bug girls inside my head i'm inside of your head this way maggie can't overhear your super amazing plan which is oh no it's better if it comes from you him me destiny and we're all gonna die my final form the new norm the stone but that thing attacked my mom and me it was terrified of the stone yes i do have sensed this fear of stone oh yes the ancient stone one of the six it's the only thing strong enough to contain the all-powerful soul of maggots okay uh so we just gotta get him uh closer and then throw a magic rock at him exactly timed whiny vexing specks what are you all up to mantis how do we lure in the big bad i think she means aggravating me if anyone can piss off a god it is us do it kneel and revere your god bravo bravo you're applauding him i'm clapping ironically does he know it's ironic [Laughter] yes applaud your god nope you grant nothing but lies and false promises [Music] [Applause] then why are you clapping we're mocking you idiot what i said now [Music] such dimwit grit why not just submit the stone you must use the stone he's still too far away seems like he's hanging back on purpose what are you waiting for quill say something to throw him off yes infuriate him with your carelessly chosen words cat bad muskrat matt you can rhyme we get it seriously how is it possible for you to have gotten even more obnoxious hat fat splatty splat splat wardrobe you begin to annoy me it's what we do combat format diplomat that doesn't even make sense we don't make sense ever since we met you you've been nothing but a giant pile of word vomit and now you gotta rhyme everything too inconsequential ingrains okay pretty sure we derailed them [Music] just be careful hey i'm the one everyone good well done child sooner or later everyone will fall before me the entire galaxy will fall guys the stones being weird now is the time guardians reel them in quill only way to get a clear shot submit to me time to get it through your oversized skull we don't give in to anyone i mean seriously have you met us that's right we're the guardians of the galaxy we have business cards and we'd rather die than submit to you you dare defy a god have you no notion of my oh shut up what did you say she said you're the worst your mockery mocks my very oh peter quill ah [ __ ] the stone's gonna fry you quill like it did the first time just run ain't no time to make up for what happened you jump scott just drop it ooh i'm the idiot to release this freak i'm gonna be the one who puts it back in his bottle [Music] he's got to be okay right mantis the important thing is that he did it you all did this was not his sacrifice to make [Music] hmm [Music] oh did we get paid not yet but does this mean it's over like over over the magus is contained for now the most insatiable entity in the galaxy is once again a prisoner of the soul stone all that is left is determining what to do with it destroy it those are both terrible ideas he says we should combine both ideas stone is neither bomb nor bobble and not yours to bear whoa whoa whoa he just tried to kill us and eat the galaxy you cannot contain this calamitous force i created it i am its keeper no one can keep that thing mantis the chances of the galaxy being consumed again if we keep the stone very high and if we give it the goldilocks not as high the child was correct that perhaps the pull of its power would one day split my lone soul asunder but i am not alone uh just to be sure the chances of the bad galaxy thing happening if we sell the stone astronomically high the best way to make sure the magus doesn't get out again is to make sure together you know the second you feel any indigestion i shall call upon your crew motley though you may be i fear we've fallen friends and i accord my atonement for thee trying to kill you and eat the galaxy a momentary misstep yeah well sorry for all the mean stuff we said about you the mark of a man is to be bridled none other than he himself must be mandated to toilet does he seriously always talk like this i mean only to say we're good it's just that i'm not the one you got to convince oh certainly not certainly yes well disgusting [Laughter] now i'm convinced you
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Published: Wed Oct 27 2021
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