Then we'll give him
a smorgasbord. The future of the Krusty Krab
is at stake. Try the Krunchy Kelp Dog, sir. The Buttered Barnacles
are a touch of heaven. The Powdered
Grapefruit is exquisite. Fresh Sludge Pudding! Or Diet Red Tide! - Some fried...
- Please, gentlemen! Leave me to finish
my work in peace. Ow! Now, that's what I call
fast food food. Twenty, forty, sixty,
eighty, ninety, ninety five, ninety six,
ninety seven. Order up! One Pipsqueak Patty... and your bib, and high chair. [laughing] I'm 68 years old,
and I want a Krabby Patty. Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you? Feed this, old man! Gee, Rusty.
Quite a setup you got here. But where's all the sandwich
bread, the condiments, the cold cuts? [indiscernible] A rye sandwich
carved entirely of driftwood? Mamma mia! [humming] Spackle. [humming] Shellac. [indiscernible] Oh, you want me to try it? [indiscernible] Okay. Mmm. Smells industrial. Blech! Well, I'm sure it's
an acquired taste. [sighing] I don't know how
you do it Gare Bear, but that's the best cup
of French toast I've ever had! [meowing] Well, you two astronauts
going to eat marshmallows. I'm gonna have a can
of Swedish Barnacle Balls. As soon as I can
get my can opener. But Squidward, didn't you take a can opener
when you hiked out here? Why would I bother?
We're ten feet from my house. But this is the wilderness. It just doesn't seem to
fit the camping spirit. Pretty weenie. Alright, alright. Gimme a marshmallow. Ah! Ahh! Ah! Ahh! Ah! Ahh! [laughing] Okay. Besides spitting
molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? [meowing] Wow, it's Sunday, Gary! Guess what's for breakfast. [meowing] That's right. A sundae! Whoops. Looks like
we're out of ice cream. I guess I'll have to use
something else. Katsup! Hmm. Bananas, cherries, boring. Ah, here we go!
Onions! Ready, Gary? [meowing] [crying] Just one more thing. Pea... nuts! Gary, our peanuts jar
is totally empty. [burping] Hmm. Wait. I know one other place
we can find peanuts. Good thing I still have
these peanut plants growing in the window sill. A little texture never hurt. There we go. This sundae's gonna
taste great! Aren't you gonna help me, Gary? Gary? Oh well, more for me. Double dark, deep sea
light, diet cake! [laughing] You will soon be mine. [burping] [squealing] [screaming] Hey. Do you sell food here? [giggling] Yes, sir. We sell Pretty Patties. That thing's green. [laughing] Green! [laughing] Green. [laughing] Mr. Krabs was right. What am I gonna
do with all these? [laughing] Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color. This isn't half bad. Hey, world! Pretty Patties
is the best idea ever! If that imposter
wants a Krabby Patty, then by Neptune,
we'll give him one. You're dancing
with the Krab Man now. Join me, boy,
or you're fired. It doesn't seem right. But it feels so good! Seahorseradish, the
gnarliest stuff in the ocean. Ooh. Hold on. I've got a jar
toenail clippings in my office. Oops. I dropped
it in the toilet! Well, fish it out and I'll dry
it with me gym socks. [moaning] Why, that's the most diabolical
Krabby Patty ever spawned. I call it... the Nasty Patty. [laughing] Oh! Ooh! Fortune cookies! Fake prophesies baked into
delicious bite sized snacks. These cookies
can see the future, Gary. Which means they knew we were
hungry even before we did. Let's eat! Mmm. A great fortune
has fallen upon you. Ah! Did you hear that, Gary? The fortune is true. I have heard so much about your [indiscernible] sauce. Can't wait to try it. One se...
ahem, one second. Ahh! Tonight's supper is to go,
so please to go. Well, aren't your 12
little German children gonna sing for me
while I eat? I don't have children! I mean, I mean, yah,
yah, outside, please. I love outdoor concerts. [growling] Getting hungry. Glove
candy dispenser. Good thing
I went to Glove World. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ew! Glove flavor. - Honey?
- Huh? You're not using that
tan accelerator again, are you? Oh. Don't pretend
you don't love it. [sighing] Good work, man. It's just a little
old Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly. I call it a Krabby Patty
with jellyfish jelly. - Could I try some?
- Sure. Amazing. I've got to tell
someone about this! ♪ Hey, all you people ♪ ♪ Hey, all you people ♪ ♪ Hey, all you people
Won't you listen to me ♪ ♪ I just had a sandwich ♪ ♪ No ordinary sandwich ♪ ♪ A sandwich filled
With jellyfish jelly ♪ ♪ Hey, man! ♪ ♪ You've got to try
This sandwich! ♪ ♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪ ♪ It's the tastiest
Sandwich in the sea! ♪ ♪ Skee ba-da bob-a
Doob-a dob-a dab-a dee dow ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪ Thank you. Win this one because
I told you to. Because you told me to! [cheering] Fish sticks!
Get your fish sticks here! For his dive, SpongeBob
will be attempting a full banana fudge pop
with two sticks. And now, absolute silence. I scream for ice cream! Perfect entry! And toasted almonds!
That's unexpected. He stuck it! And just look at
that even coating. Top that, Pinky. Patrick will be resurrecting
an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry
cone with a chocolate dip. Just look at that concentration! Ooh! A little shaky
on that entry. But just look at that form! Take that, Yellow boy! Laugh while you can, Pinky.
It's not over yet. That's what you think.
But it's not over yet! There you are, Pat,
fresh seahorse milk. Thanks, SpongeBob. - Hey Pat?
- Yeah. How long was I taking
the Dirty Bubble Challenge? - About a week.
- A week? - Are you sure?
- Hmm. Well... Oh. Yeah. It's about a week,
maybe ten days. Kelp powder for muscle mass. Raw eggs, cause their cliche
and nail for toughness. [meowing] Well, of course
I expect you to eat this. It's scientifically designed
to help you win tomorrow. Gary? Wow! Pretty good time. Good morning, Daddy. Muah! I made you breakfast. Thank you, Sweet Pea. I see you got creative
with the bran today. Yeah, I'd like a refund for
this Krabby Patty. Refund? What's wrong with it? Oh, nothing really expect,
that it's covered in tears! What the? You don't want cookies? Don't frett. I made a batch
of deviled eggs too. Pee ew, Mr. Krabs. Huh? Don't you usually flush
that stuff down the toilet? This is a lady's product,
it pure grease. On a paper plate. I'll give you points
for honesty. There must be something
to this selling game that we're just not getting.
Other people do it. I mean, look at that. Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious. They are most
certainly not delicious. Not the way I use ‘em. Yet they sell
millions of bags a day. Well, maybe if they didn't
stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many. Two sal lads. Never heard of it. I gotta stay hip. I don't want to end up
like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy
Jones's locker is a sal lad? Here you go. - Two sal lads.
- Ew, gross! Those aren't salads. Take those back. Remove the bun,
the patty, and the condiments. But that leaves
just lettuce and tomato. Exactly. Alright. Okay. No buns. That's hip. No Patties. Happening. Oh yeah. That's definitely
the coolest meal I ever saw. - This is so cool.
- Two salads. What do we got here? Oh goodie! Holographic meatloaf, again. When am I gonna get
some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter. She's as big as a whale! Intensive. Hmm. I bet they won't have... [gasping] Wow, they have it! Canned bread!
This town is great! [humming] Hey, you! Top of the morning, Oldster. Hey, I show you
on TV last night. New Bran Flakes. Bold new taste, Bran Flakes. - You did?
- Yeah. - You were on a commercial
-You're right! Wow. He recognized me. Yep. See you later,
Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.
